#just for laughs: gags

[laresearchette]

Monday, February 17, 2025 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)

WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?: BEST INTERESTS (Acorn TV) A REMARKABLE PLACE TO DIE (Acorn TV) A CRUEL LOVE: THE RUTH ELLIS STORY (BritBox) WHO IS LUIGI MANGIONE? (Investigation Discovery) 8:00pm

WHAT IS NOT PREMIERING IN CANADA TONIGHT?: ON TV: A BLACK HISTORY MONTH SPECIAL (CBS Feed)

NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:

AMAZON PRIME CANADA STRANGE DARLINGS

CRAVE TV BAM BAM: THE SISTER NANCY STORY (premiere) LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN OLIVER (Season 12 premiere) SNAPPED (Season 35B)

NETFLIX CANADA BLUE BEETLE GABBY’S DOLLHOUSE (Season 11) THE MEG

2025 SCOTTIES TOURNAMENT OF HEARTS (TSN/TSN4) 9:00am: Pool Play - Draw 7 (TSN/TSN4) 2:00pm: Pool Play - Draw 8 (TSN/TSN3/TSN4/TSN5) 7:00pm: Pool Play - Draw 9

4 NATIONS FACE-OFF (SN) 12:30pm: Canada vs. Finland (SN) 8:00pm: Sweden vs. USA

2025 INVICTUS GAMES VANCOUVER (TSN) 1:00pm: Daily Show - Day 9

TGL GOLF (SN1/SN360) 1:00pm: Atlanta Drive GC vs. Los Angeles Golf Club (SN1) 4:00pm: Atlanta Drive GC vs. The Bay Golf Club (SN1/SN360) 7:00pm: The Bay Golf Club vs. Boston Common Golf

PWHL HOCKEY (TSN5) 4:00pm: Fleet vs. Sirens

JUST FOR LAUGHS: GAGS (CTV Comedy) 7:00pm - 9:00pm (SEASON 25 PREMIERE): There's no sound, but there sure are plenty of laughs; this crazy Quebec-based troupe uses the city as its stage, and its inhabitants, or victims, as characters.

UNDER THE BOARDWALK (Crave) 7:30pm: Two crabs embark on an epic journey to get home after a storm sweeps them away. Their courage soon unites their families, paving the way for great summers to come.

MURDOCH MYSTERIES (CBC) 8:00pm: Murdoch's investigation of a mysterious death may be linked to a new automat diner Higgins and Roberts have invested in.

SAINT-PIERRE (CBC) 9:00pm: Arch and Fitz race against time to save a kidnapped flight attendant and then one of their own.

PLAYING NICE (CTV Drama) 9:00pm (FINALE): The conclusion of the psychological thriller series as the final court hearing looms.

GREAT CHOCOLATE SHOWDOWN (Flavour Network) 9:00pm (SEASON FINALE): The home bakers are tasked with telling their baking story through four delectable dessert chapters; one baker walks away with the $50,000 grand prize and the title of Great Chocolate Showdown Champion.

BAM BAM: THE SISTER NANCY STORY (Crave) 9:00pm: For decades, "Bam Bam" has been a sampled track within the music industry; it showcases the transcendent stylings and legacy of Sister Nancy.

SIGHT UNSEEN (CTV) 10:00pm: Tensions run high and tempers run short as Tess and Sunny chase a killer on campus and Matt makes a choice that compromises the investigation.

PETROGLYPHS TO PIXELS (APTN) 10:30pm: The resurgence of Indigenous tattoo art is gaining recognition with many young people, matriarchs, chiefs and elders proudly displaying their family and clan crests as permanent body art.

[squirrelfromspace]

Love that whenever Maddie and Simon are talking in season one there is at least one shot to show how Simon looks like he is talking to air, just to remind the audience how ridiculous he looks to others

[beartitled]

Waiter, More Peaches please!

Anyway I had my fun, back to grind 🫡

Peach peach comic is in the making ✏️

[aerequets]

i can imagine anya writing a letter to loid or yor like that

oh yes I agree 100%. i think i was kind of like anya in many ways as a child, even aside from the haircut

[ducktracy]

had some thoughts regarding the bastardization of Porky’s legacy in recent decades and thought they were perhaps interesting enough to relay here

[multongsisig]

Faces from my past return

Another lesson yet to learn

That I'd fallen for a lie

You were never on my side

[raptor-claw]

hey, everyone watch supernatural gag reels for the soul, doctor’s orders.

[brightyearning]

some notes on Leave the World Behind (mild spoilers ahead) :

Ethan Hawke and Kevin Bacon are practically the same person. I wasn't entirely convinced otherwise until I saw them side by side.

I'm always gonna be on Ruth's side. bc why are we sleeping in the basement of our house? after we've proven our identity? on the second night?? i literally could not focus until that was addressed, like bffr. and all she wanted from her dad was a little reassurance and solidarity and he essentially sold her out to be coon to the racist entitled white woman who's still a little jumpy around him.

which brings us to Amanda. i think it's very telling that it took the end of the world as she knew it for her to acknowledge how awful she is.

G.H. act like you have some fucking sense. please.

Rose is a girl after my own heart. you better believe I'm following the signs into my own little slice of heaven.

[cementcornfield]

I don't plan on leaving Joe so, I mean, all that's gonna take care of itself.

A Compilation of Ja'Marr Not Wanting to Play with Other Quarterbacks

[how-to-train-your-pomni]

Caine: *Sighs*

Zooble: *Ignores Him*

Caine: *Sighs a Little Louder*

Zooble: *Continues to Ignore Him*

Caine: *Loud, Exaggerated Sigh*

Zooble, their eye twitching: What, Caine?

Caine: Ah! Zooble! Perfect timing! Would you like to help me test- Uh, I mean, ADVENTURE this new giant canon I made?!

Zooble: Wait, wha-

Caine: NO TIME! *Lifts Zooble Up and Shoves Them Into the canon* AIM FOR JAX!

Zooble: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! I DIDN'T-

Caine: JAX, ZOOBLE! *Fires the Canon*

Zooble, as they're shot out: *Fading as they get farther away* AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH!

Caine, puffing his chest out triumphantly: I love making these adventures!

[momentomori24]

You know, for as much as I joke about Grace and Wolfgang having had sex (and it apparently being confirmed by the team too), I'm actually genuinely intrigued if that will be plot relevant later. I've seen some people talk about Grace potentially being pregnant (and side eyeing Wolfgang's corpse too which LMAO). That may sound way out there and a stretch, but it's actually not that unbelievable, surprisingly. The animal that Grace is associated with is the rabbit. Rabbits are known to represent fruitfulness, lust and fertility due to their rapid reproduction. And in Christianity they also represent rebirth and resurrection on top of that (hence why they're so intimately tied to Easter, the celebration of the resurrection of Christ).

Considering how Eden's Garden has a LOT of religious symbolism and parallels to the bible, it wouldn't be too unimaginable if that's going to be how her animal symbolism becomes relevant later on. Her being the character most associated to fertility and reproduction while also being heavily implied to have had sex (probably unprotected) doesn't seem like a complete coincidence, I think. Just food for thought. Love it, hate it-- if nothing else, that'd certainly be one way to put the "dead" in "dead beat", amirite?

[laresearchette]

Tuesday, April 11, 2023 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)

WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES? FBI TRUE (Paramount +) YONDER (Paramount +) NEIGHBORHOOD WARS (A&E Canada) 9:00pm THE WEAKEST LINK (CTV) 10:00pm ROAD WARS (A&E Canada) 10:00pm

WHAT IS NOT PREMIERING IN CANADA TONIGHT THE WALL (NBC Feed) AM I BEING UNREASONABLE (TBD)

NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:

NETFLIX CANADA LEANNE MORGAN: I’M EVERY WOMAN

IIHF WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP (TSN5) 11:00am: Hungary vs. Germany (TSN5) 3:00pm: Sweden vs. France (TSN/TSN5) 7:00pm: Czechia vs. Switzerland

MLB BASEBALL (SN) 7:00pm: Tigers vs. Jays (SN Now) 9:30pm: Dodgers vs. Giants

NHL HOCKEY (SNPacific) 7:00pm: Capitals vs. Bruins (TSN4) 7:00pm: Leafs vs. Lightning (TSN3) 8:00pm: Jets vs. Wild (SN1) 9:30pm: Oilers vs. Avalanche (SNPacific) 10:00pm: Canucks vs. Ducks

BIG BROTHER CANADA (Global) 7:00pm

NBA BASKETBALL (SN360) 7:30pm: NBA Play In: Hawks vs. Heat (SN360) 10:00pm: NBA Play In: Timberwolves vs. Lakers

22 MINUTES (CBC) 8:00pm: This Special Has 30 Years: A must-see retrospective episode that looks back at 22 Minutes' history while exploring what has made the show such a groundbreaking cultural force over its 30 seasons, featuring interviews with cast, creatives, and collaborators including Rick Mercer, Mary Walsh and Peter Mansbridge.

CANADA'S GOT TALENT (City TV) 8:00pm: Another week of auditions sees acts of all ages take the stage; judges Howie Mandel, Lilly Singh, Trish Stratus and Kardinal Offishall; host Lindsay Ell.

WILD ROSE VET (Cottage Life) 8:00pm/8:30pm: A cat named Lovebug requires emergency surgery after being shot in the leg, a Pomeranian named Cheeka has a bad cough, and Savannah and Dayle take a trip to learn some horse-handling skills from a well-known Métis expert. In Episode Two, we learn all about the job of Vet Techs as Brooke assists a dog named Charlie who was injured in dogfight, and Savannah treats an elderly dog who was kicked by a horse. They head to Sturgeon Lake for the community's first ever spay and neuter clinic.

JUST FOR LAUGHS: GAGS (CBC) 8:30pm

CASUAL (CBC) 9:00pm/9:30pm (SEASON FINALE): Tensions arise at Dawn and Charles’ rehearsal dinner. Laura is humiliated after showing up at Michael’s art exhibit. Alex finds Valerie and Emmy in bed together after an ecstasy trip. In Episode Two, Valerie and Emmy search for Alex at home but find Laura instead. Alex looks to Leon for support. Valerie and Alex make up at Dawn and Charles’s wedding.

HUDSON & REX (City TV) 9:00pm: An imprisoned killer forces the station into lockdown by taking a hostage and attempting escape.

[reineyday]

mishanks mafia au where shanks is the don of the gol family and and mihawk is a hitman hired by the government (it's a conspiracy!) to kill shanks.

when mihawk shows up, shanks puts up a great fight, and even tho shanks loses (he's on the ground with hawk's blade at his throat!), mihawk decides shanks is way funner than the government and doesn't kill him after all. mihawk intends for this to be the end, with exception for perhaps more fights in the future, but shanks has already fallen on love and starts trying his damndest to get mihawk to work for the gols.

mihawk always refuses, but when the government puts out a hit on mihawk because he broke contract, mihawk finds himself thoroughly protected by the gol family anyways. shanks, however, doesn't save mihawk fast enough to spare the hitman some torture so, in retaliation, shanks brings down the entire government and exposes the conspiracy while he's at it, with the finale being a grand announcement that mihawk is his, actually, back the fuck off and don't try this again.

by the end, mihawk still doesn't work for the gols, but if he marries into the family, well. "there's still a difference, red." (shanks whines about this daily.)

[sapphim]

obsessed with Shepard dying and being reconstructed by Cerberus. waking in a body you don't recognize, free of scars, a clean slate, unlived in. minor tweaks here and there, "upgrades" unasked for, cybernetic or bioengineered. 20/10 vision, too crisp and clear. a more efficient liver. old L3 biotic implant replaced with cutting-edge technology. forcibly assigned übermensch. have you been cloned, or merely Ship of Theseus'd? if they cloned you once, would they do it again? could you be activated as a sleeper agent? would you have any way of knowing? they say that paranoia is a sign of reaper Indoctrination. is it really paranoia if you have good cause?

[twomanyfandomshelp]

I watched Scott’s Real Life video first because he and Joel are the main two I watch, which is ironic because of their ongoing in-game feud and very different personalities, video styles, general vibes, etc., but I digress.

My first thought when I saw the title was “Yay, another life series!” My second thought, upon seeing Joel standing in the circle, was “Oh my gosh, Joel, three SMPs at the same time? Why does he do this to himself?” Then, after watching for a bit, I was like, “Okay, never mind, this an April Fools video, still fun though.” And then I proceeded to enjoy the silliness and binge everybody else’s videos.

Let me tell you, watching Martyn’s video before Scar’s and hearing Scar yell that he’d fallen out of his wheelchair, I was really worried, and I immediately searched for Scar’s video to make sure he was okay. I’m glad he’s alright, I bet that was scary.

On another note, do y’all consider Cleo’s win cannon? Cause I do! Go Cleo, she deserved this.

I’m kinda sad it wasn’t Joel or Jimmy though, I got really excited when I realized how well Jimmy was doing. He got, what, 7th place? The canary curse has officially been broken!

This post has gotten way longer than I intended. Oh well.

[eshithepetty]

Here, this page, middle panel (There is prob a better translation out there)

[ID: a panel from the mp100 manga mogami arc. In the first panel, Mob is screaming, wisps of spirit energy tearing through him, as he yells "STOP! STOP IT!! STAY OUT OF ME!! WHY CAN'T I USE ALL MY POWERS!! THEY COME OUT WHEN I DON'T WANT THEM TO... BUT WHEN I NEED THEM..." The next panel is that of his hand, the textbook overlaying it, saying "such power...", and then, someone is saying: "help...". In the next panel, Mob is floating and looking down, thinking "...?". And the next one is a closeup of his face, him saying, "These voices..." The last panel is that of him looking down at a swarm of spirits, all reaching up to him. End ID.]

OH MY GOD..... God I love manga mogami arc, it's just. Hgrgrgrrhrrggg,,,, my brain is mush rn so I can't quite analyse this (plus I think I'd have to reread the whole chapter for context first) but that's so cool.. I kinda really wish they included this whole bit in the anime (I know they kinda did, with the whole 'the spirits of the dead are speaking to me... is this how they felt when they were alive?' But it doesn't hit quite the same notes), but oh well. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FINDING THIS FOR ME <3