#just don't watch if you don't want a sexy gay mess

[chaos0pikachu]

Den and Jojo fighting all the puritan putas on twitter is feeding me, giving me life, rejuvenating my skin

[tartarusknight]

I want more platonic stobin and bisexualy disaster Steve and gay disaster Eddie in my life. So I wrote some :)

Steve wanted to scream as he tried the handle again. "Steve. Steve!" Robin pulled him away from the door. "They aren't opening the door, and you're just gonna break the handle. Keith already hates your guts. Don't make it worse." She pointed out, weirdly calm about all of this. "Plus, it's not like we don't share space normally." She says and sinks down to the floor, tugging him down with her.

Steve looked at the door, "Why can't they accept that we're only ever going to be platonic?" He asks and runs a ran through his hair. He was sick of this. Of the comments and the teasing. It stresses him out.

They kept pushing the two of them together, and Steve was worried that it could mess up what friendship he had with Robin. Because Steve's used to messing up and hurting someone, and he really doesn't want to hurt Robin. He has nightmares of outing her by accident and ruining her life. It terrifies him.

"Steve, come on, it's okay. It's just a stupid bathroom. We've shared a bathroom stall. This is bigger than that." She jokes, and he pulls his knees up to his chest.

"I can't do this, Rob." He admits and watches her freeze. Her walls climbed up like he said something really stupid. "I'm sorry, but I'm just-"

She cuts him off, "I get it. You don't want to deal with the backlash of being a lesbian's friend." She says, and he blinks.

"What? No! I don't want to say the wrong thing. I get bitchy when I'm annoyed and I'm easily annoyed when I'm stressed. And I'm stressed! So I don't - I can't be the one to out you. I can't mess that up for you." He says, and it's nice to finally admit his fears.

Robin blinks at him, "That's what- Steve, that's what bothers you about all this?"

Steve nods, "I mess up everything I touch. I can't do that to you, I won't do that to you. Honestly, you should probably find better friends. One who thinks with his brai-"

"Shut up." Robin snaps, and he stops speaking. Looking at her with wide eyes. "You can't talk about my best friend that way. I won't let you," She states.

"You're best friend?"

Her eyes soften, "yeah dingus. Who else would be my best friend? We're soulmates," She decides, and he's confused because she sounds like she means it. "Platonic, with a capital p, soulmates."

He swallows back a ball of emotion, "even if all the kids I babysit-"

"Mother."

"Babysit," he stresses, and she smiles. "Try to get us together at every opportunity and won't believe that we aren't in love. Or that I'm in love with you at the least. I think you're better off because you call me dingus more than my name," he mused.

Robin sighed, "I won't say that it's not annoying. But I'm used to dodging questions about boys, and this way... with you, I have someone to be myself with. That's more important to me than some stupid preteens who think locking us in a bathroom would get us together."

Steve smiles, "last time we shared a bathroom did go pretty well, honestly." She knocked her knee into his. He glanced over at the door. "Do you think they'll give up?"

Robin snorts, "Dustin's more invested in your love life than you are. I don't think he'll give up unless you're dating someone else or the truth comes out."

Steve sighed, chewing his lower lip until something clicked in his head. "What If I come out?"

Robin blinked, "you- what?"

Steve nodded, "I mean I like both but I could just say I favor guys." He shrugs, "it's not like they could disprove it since it's mostly true."

Robin stared at him, "Steve... since when did you- what? Steve oh my god," She shifted onto her knees and slammed into him. "Since fucking when! Why didn't you ever tell me!"

Steve raised an eyebrow, "what do you mean since when? I literally point out hot guys all the time! When we watched watched Rocky Horror, I said Tim Curry was sexy!"

She shook his shoulders, "you did no such thing! You ask if I also think a guy is hot and you said- oh." It clicks for her and she falls back on her ass. She covers her face, "holy shit."

Steve smirks, "holy shit."

A giggle escapes her lips, "you so have a type."

"Shut up," he groans.

But before they can really dig into it, there's a loud knock on the door. "We're gonna open the door in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!" The door swings in a Dustin's hand is over his eyes like he's gonna be scarred at the sight of them.

"We're literally just sitting on the floor Henderson. Not having freaky bathroom sex," Steve rolls his eyes and stands, Robin following suit.

Dustin looks upset like he expect his plan to work. "I don't get it." Steve ruffles his hair as he passes the kid. Robin lets out a small laugh as she stretches her limbs like she had been stuck in there for more than just 15 minutes. Steve turns, and she locks eyes with him, a silent question.

"Kid, I've said this a million times, but I'll say it one more time." He glances at the other kids that had either always been there or gotten here at some point since he'd been locked into the bathroom. "Robin and I will never date. She and I have no romantic feelings for each other. And if you pull this shit when we're at work again, I'll kill you."

"It's not like it was hard to figure out how to check someone out," Max shrugged and Steve huffed at her nonchalant grin from behind the counter.

Steve ushers the kids out from behind the counter before taking his normal spot, looking around at the empty store. Robin moves and bumps shoulders with him. "Platonic feelings only." She gestures between them.

Dustin groan, "I just don't get why!"

Steve glances at Robin, "because I'm too gay for her." He states and everyone goes quiet. "Honestly boobies are so high school." He winks at Robin who looks at him like he's bravely stupid.

"Wait but you dated Nancy?" Mike questioned arms over his chest.

Steve rolled his eyes, "so? I am more picky on who I date. Doesn't matter the gender. Robin doesn't tick my boxes."

"But she should!" Dustin complains and Robin groans.

But then Steve sees someone in the windows, heading towards the doors to Family video. "My type is more," and he just gestures just as the door dings to call their attention to the newcomer.

Eddie Munson glances at the kids and then at Steve. "Sheepies," he says. Eyebrows raised in confusion at the eyes on him. Eddie glanced at Steve, "Harrington, you break the kids?" He asks as all the kids continue to stare at him as he moves to the horror section.

Steve waves his hand, like he can brush off the confusion. "Nah, they're just shocked that I'm not completely in love with Birdie over here."

Everyone's jaw is on the floor as Steve leans his arms on the counter, not even bothering to hide the way he checks Eddie out when the man looks away. "Right," Eddie sighs and grabs a movie. "Well, not everyone's type is jocks." Eddie teases slightly, having warmed up to Steve little by little when Steve picks the kids up from Hellfire.

Steve takes the movie from Eddie, giving him his one free movie he gets for the week and hands it back to Eddie without charging him. "I'll win ya over." He winks, and Eddie's eyes go a little wide.

Eyes glanced around like he could ask if anyone else saw that. "Um, well, yeah, how-how much for the-"

"Consider it on me." Steve waved his hand and then leaned more into Eddie's space, "I haven't seen this one yet."

Eddie swallows, "You should check it out. It's, uh, pretty good."

Steve smiles, "I'm shit with horror, maybe if I had someone to hold my hand through it." He sighs overdramatically, then snaps, "Oh, I know! If you're not busy we could watch it together. I mean, it seems like a scary metalhead like yourself would be capable of holding my hand through the jump scares."

Eddie's eyes are blinking rapidly, "it's for the boys." He says, looking lost. Steve frowns, and Eddie jumps into action, "But I could-" He stops himself and groans. "I've got to- plans- fuck-" He stumbles and practically smacks into the door in his rush to leave family video.

Steve sighs and leans his head down on the counter. Robin pats his back, "I miss my whiteboard." She sighs and he looks up to glare at her.

[henrioo]

°•*⁀➷ MINE TO SHARE: SHANKS (+???)

꒰ SYNOPSIS ꒱ : "You were Shanks's the moment he laid his eyes on you. But sometimes he needs to remind you that you being his means he can do whatever he wants with you."

꒰ WARNINGS ꒱ : AMAB! READER, CIS MALE! READER, MALE READER! SMUT! MLM, HOMO SEX (I laugh at this) GAY SEX (laugh again), DUB-CON, NON-CONSENSUAL EXHIBITIONISM (Shanks shows the reader sexy photos without him knowing, the reader is watched during sex without being asked) in this story the reader LIKES all the things that are did with him, even the exhibitionism, if you have any trauma or trigger with that don't read. ASSHOLE BOSS (NOT SHANKS) just a mention of a former idiotic boss, hidden romantic relationships, unlabeled relationship, relationship between boss and employee

꒰ CONTAINS ꒱ : Shanks is mean and soft at the same time but probably more mean, Benn and all of Shanks' friends know you two are fucking, you might want to fuck his friends too, office sex, risk of getting caught, getting caught, makeshift handcuffs and a lot of dirty talk.

꒰ WC ꒱ : 2,3k

꒰ NOTES ꒱ : lol o only notice how much warnings I always put, I just want to put everything that can make someone uncomfortable because I hate read a fic when they don't put warning in something and that's get me triggered. Okay so, PLEASE IF YOU ARE A WOMEN DON'T REALLY READ THIS, IT'S NOT ONLY INTERACT DON'T READ, IF I SEE ANY FEM BLOG IN THIS STORY I GONNA BLOCK YOU AND IM SERIOUS

You didn't remember exactly how you got there. Sitting on your boss's lap with his dick so deep in your ass you could feel it reaching your throat. Shanks' hands grabbed your ass hard, squeezing and slapping so hard that made you jump in fright. He used all his strength and the advantage of his size to guide you bouncing on his huge cock, your legs were already wobbly and shaking so all you could do was accept him using you like a toy and fucking you nonstop.

Every time Shanks fucked you he had a different rhythm, which was always decided by his mood that day. Today you weren't sure what the redhead's mood was, but he fucked you with deep and strong thrusts that made you roll your eyes and tremble with each blow, he hit your prostate so accurately and filled your insides so perfectly that you genuinely wondered how you was able to cumming with other partners before Shanks. It seemed impossible for someone to be able to give you pleasure like him.

Of course you were also a mess, thanks to that, you had your head thrown back moaning his name or resting on his shoulder or forehead, moaning breathlessly and begging softly for more. Your hands were dug into his shoulder, scratching so hard that even without big nails you knew there would be marks left for a few days, your head was already hurting and there was a little drool running down the corner of your lips... You looked pathetic, but in the end you liked being humiliated and Shanks liked humiliating you, it was the perfect combination.

You had only entered Shanks' office to give him some reports for the week, he was in his chair with his back to the door facing the huge glass wall that gave him a view of the entire city, advantages of being extremely rich and being able to work on the highest floor of one of the tallest buildings in the city. He was strangely silent and all he asked of you was to come over and deliver the reports... Of course, most of his visits to Shanks' office didn't just end with a conversation between boss and employee.

The truth is that your relationship with the redhead has always been… complicated. It all started when you saw him in person for the first time at a meeting between several city executives disguised as a gala party, at that time you were just an apprentice following your boss and his main secretary like a scared puppy. Your boss was terrible and liked to torture all his employees with the excuse of being an iron training that only the best went through, but he hid this from the spotlight and loved to brag as a boss that no job would leave, taking pride in his loyalty of each of its employees.

Shanks, as always, was a brat at these parties, his social reputation was one of the worst but everyone pretended not to know given how incredible his business empire was, even though he was known for scandals and even visits to countless police stations, the redhead was treated like an angel by everyone the other businessmen who pretended not to know anything about his antics. For some reason you caught his attention, throughout the party where you basically served as a personal waiter for your boss, you felt Shanks staring at you with a predatory gaze ready to grab his prey and run away.

You were still very insecure at that time, you had just left college and your career wasn't going exactly as you planned, maybe that's why you avoided his gaze so much at the beginning. When your boss and Shanks finally spoke, the redhead made no attempt to hide that he was paying attention solely to you and not the ugly old man who was desperate for a business deal. This obviously infuriated his boss who spilled wine on his clothes claiming to have been an oversight. When you kindly excused yourself to go to the bathroom to resolve the situation your boss's secretary simply whispered that you didn't need to go back to the party, when you looked at him confused he just rolled his eyes and said gruffly “you're out”.

This made you swallow deeply and run to the bathroom, you already had a terrible job even if it was in a renowned place and now you had been fired for attracting the attention of a billionaire who you never even dreamed of being in the same room with?! All you could do was rub your wine-stained shirt as you cried and cursed to the tenth generation of your stupid boss and anyone who worked for him. While you were lost in your own world you were unable to notice Shanks entering the bathroom and looking at you with concern.

That night many things happened, you were fired, humiliated, you received a job offer from Shanks who had one of the most successful industries in the country and you also received a small hope that your professional future could work out. The months went by and at some point you and Shanks were already in this arrangement, you weren't even close to being boyfriends, even though he had never had another partner and even though he had never forbidden you from having one, he hated seeing you with anyone else other than him. Your friends joked that Shanks was your sugar daddy since he always gave you money and gifts, but since he never asked for anything in return, not even sex, it didn't seem like the label for you either.

You were something, besides of course friends, but you weren't very determined to find out. You were afraid of falling in love only to find out that Shanks only saw you as a fuck buddy or worse, finding out that Shanks was in love and you only saw him as a fuck buddy! You had sleepless nights thinking about it but little by little you simply gave up making everything difficult. You loved fucking Shanks and Shanks loved fucking you, there was no reason to try to put feelings in or out of this arrangement, as long as it worked for both of you then it was perfect.

Shanks continued fucking you while you faced the office door with your head resting on his shoulder, you lowered your claws to his arm and continued holding him as if you were going to die without his support. He whispered praises and curses every time you leaned into his lap and made his cock all the way inside you, your own cock was twitching on your stomach, your pants were thrown somewhere and your white shirt was open so at least you wouldn't get your clothes dirty. You needed to come so badly, but Shanks' slow pace didn't give you enough stimulation, if he just let you masturbate you could have gotten there, but he liked torturing you.

“Shanks! Please! I! Oh! Shit!" You moaned choppy, disjointed words as you tried to increase your speed, but Shanks' strong hands kept you right where he wanted you.

“Huh? I didn't hear you boy, say it again” He said breathlessly and gave a light bite to your exposed neck “Say how you want my dick to make you see stars, say how you want to be my good boy and cum so much you'll get dirty both of us, tell me” the redhead’s dirty talk always made your belly twitch and your dick leak more, you were losing control and he was loving taking advantage of it.

“Oh! Shanks! Please! I need… Fuck! Faster!" You moaned louder as you felt him slowly increasing his speed, you were ready to beg again when you heard some knocks on the door and Shanks' electronic warning ringing, alerting you that there was someone at the door wanting a meeting with him. “S-Shanks! Stop! There is somebody!"

You tried to get off of him and give him a few pats so he would get the hint and at least he would give you the chance to hide in the bathroom instead of getting caught by someone while fucking your boss. But Shanks didn't seem to care, he quickly turned the chair, turning towards the door and leaving you facing the glass wall, and instead of slowing down or even letting you go, he simply gave your ass a hard slap as he started thrusting into you like the world was ending. He was moving in and out so fast that you became unable to speak, only letting out desperate screams and moans at the sudden increase in stimulation.

“Shit… Don’t squeeze me so much boy… Come in! Come in quickly Benn, I'm kinda busy” He shouted the last part and you tried again to fight Shanks, only to receive an annoyed growl from him as he took off his own tie and used it to tie your wrists behind your back in a clumsy and quick way, but still firm enough for you to be unable to escape. “Stop running away you brat! You came here to get fucked in my office and now you don’t want anyone to see you?” He smiled mischievously when he saw your embarrassed face and the tears of humiliation that were about to fall.

"Stop!" You sniffled at him and hid your face in his neck, you heard the door opening and you knew that soon Benn, the vice CEO and someone who had as much power as Shanks, would be able to see you bouncing on the redhead's dick like a real whore.

"To stop? But I feel you clenching around my cock…” he chuckled at you and stroked your back gently “You're acting like you hate this… But I see how you look at my men, you perverted boy, I'm sure you'd love it getting fucked by all of us at the same time, right? After all, all that’s going on in that stupid little head of yours is being filled with cock in all your holes, right?” He laughed teasingly and when you just whimpered without responding he finally seemed to get angry, so he grabbed your penis tightly, squeezing its sensitive head. “I asked a fucking question.”

You just screamed, feeling the ecstasy overwhelm you to the point where your vision went black and you felt your whole body go limp, you had just cum in Shanks' hand just from his dirty words and tight grip on his sensitive and neglected dick. You fell against him crying and panting, your dick trembled as it continued to leak some more cum, Shanks simply laughed and stopped fucking you, letting you calm down slowly.

“Did you see that Benn? He simply came when I accused him of wanting to be fucked by all of us” Shanks laughed at that as if it were a joke and you almost forgot that the other man had entered the room, but now you could smell his cigarette and his malicious laugh.

“S-Shanks…” you begged whimpering as you tried to hide against his body, you had no idea what you were asking for, but it was clear that Shanks always knew you and your body much better than you knew yourself.

“Hmmm… I would even let it go this time, but you hid this beautiful spectacle of you cumming, didn’t you feel sorry for Benn? He came here and missed the entire show…” he said a little more gently as he rubbed his nose against your hair “Now I can’t just let you go and leave my friend empty handed… Besides, you didn’t even make me cum… No, No, you were really a bad boy…”

You no longer had the strength to argue or fight against the redhead, he quickly grabbed you and turned you around to face Benn. Now you were a complete and pathetic exposure, Shanks' cock was still thrusting deep into you, your own cock was a little soft, already extremely tired after having an intense orgasm, your abdomen was dirty with your cum and your entire body was dripping with sweat. You had a tired and cloudy look, a face that was drunk but kept begging for more and more.

Shanks smiled and grabbed your face with his hand, squeezing your cheek as he whispered in your ear “Open that mouth wide and stick your tongue out my boy… Give them a good look” you did as he said as he was squeezing her cheeks and forcing your mouth open. You hadn't understood what he was planning, your head too tired and confused to try and guess the man's plans.

It was only when you heard the click and flash of your cell phone that you realized, Benn was in front of you with his own cell phone and had just taken a picture of you practically naked being fucked on your boss's lap. The damage and scandals that a photo like that could cause made you feel sick, but luckily Benn's mischievous smile and his hard penis over his dress pants indicated that his goal wasn't to destroy your life.

“How was it?” Shanks asked the gray-haired man playfully.

“Perfect, you weren't lying when you said that his face when he cum was perfect… Huh, Hongo is going to love this…” He quickly placed his cell phone on Shanks' desk and approached you.

“Now… My brat” Shanks kissed your cheek and smiled against you making your whole body shiver “Why don’t I show you that you belong to me completely to the point where I can do whatever I want with you?” He offered with a smile, “And by ‘whatever you want’ I obviously mean sharing… After all, you’re a good pet and you’re not going to let Benn go so hard, are you?”

You didn't need to answer for the two older men to start smiling, everyone knew you never refused an order from Shanks.

[meangirls-imagines]

Can I have a Janis 'Imi'ike x femme reader imagine where they’re friends and reader finds Janis’ sketchbook which is full of sketches of reader?

Life Imitates Art

WARNINGS: none, just fluff. janis being a gay mess.

Janis Imi'ike and Y/N Y/L/N have been best friends since they were in diapers.

Their parents were best friends in college and stuck together for years. So it was like they were destined to be together.

Y/N was there for Janis through everything, but they got even closer after the Regina incident. Janis had gone to Y/N's house crying after what happened and the two, along with Damian, spent the rest of that night watching the girl's favorite movies.

Janis fell in love with Y/N that night.

Years and years of denying their feelings brings them to senior year, aka "post-bitchy regina".

Everyone was friends so it was a lot easier to go through their last year together. Instantly, (without Janis and Y/N's knowledge), everyone decided that senior year was going to be "Project Get Y/N and Janis Together".

Regina, Janis, and Y/N all had homeroom together and Regina began texting in the group chat.

(Former) Queen Bitch👑: guys. they are staring at each other. the tension is suffocating.

Detective Gretchen🕵️‍♀️: OMG! That is ADORABLE!

Sexy Maus🐭: thats so qute

Nerd: awwww. guys, maybe we don't need a plan. let's let them work through it.

Beyonce: uh. have you met janis? that girl doesn't know how to act around y/n. we need to intervene. and there's only one way.

(Former) Queen Bitch👑: damian. no. not that.

Nerd: what is going on?

Beyonce: this is classified information. no one can tell janis or y/n this. karen? got it?

Sexy Maus🐭: what?

Detective Gretchen🕵️‍♀️: I got it. Now what is it?

Beyonce: Janis's sketchbook. It's got tons of beautiful drawings of Y/N in it. Regina and I stumbled upon it accidentally a couple of weeks ago.

Detective Gretchen🕵️‍♀️: OMG!!

Nerd: THAT'S SO CUTE!

Beyonce: I think it's time we subtly show Y/N the book.

That weekend, the group all met up at Janis's house for their weekly sleepover. Damian decided to put his plan into motion. Whenever Janis was distracted, he snuck upstairs and put her sketchbook in plain sight, then he snuck back downstairs.

Then he put it into motion.

"Hey, Y/N. I was wondering if I could have some ibuprofen? I have a headache and I know you always have some." The girl smiled and nodded, standing from her place next to Janis and heading upstairs.

Janis watched the girl go and turned back to see everyone smirking at her. "What?" Damian giggled. "Girl, keep it in your pants." Janis blushed. "What are you talking about?" Gretchen squealed. "You totally have a crush on Y/N! It's so cute!"

Janis blushed harder. "I do not have a crush on her! She's my best friend." Karen smiled. "Your best friend that you wanna kiss. Which is really cool because Gretchen is my best friend that I wanna kiss."

Everyone paused and looked at Gretchen, who was blushing harder than Janis. Regina broke the silence. "Okay, we'll come back to this. But Janis, they're right. You and Y/N have feelings for each other and I think it's time that you tell her. It's our senior year. We don't know what the future holds, we just don't want you to regret not telling her."

Janis took the blonde's words to heart and nodded. "Okay, I'll tell her." She got up and with the cheering from her friends, she went upstairs to talk to Y/N.

"Y/N, I need to tell you something."

Janis froze in her tracks. Y/N was looking at her sketchbook. Specifially, a portrait that she drew of Y/N. Janis stuttered over her words. "Y/N, I can explain."

"This is beautiful, Janis. Is this how you see me?" Janis swallowed hard and nodded, walking closer to Y/N.

"It's how I've always seen you." Y/N's breath hitched as Janis continued.

"Y/N. I love you. I've loved you since you comforted me after the incident with Regina. Maybe even longer. And I really wanna be with you. Those pictures I've drawn don't even compare to your actual beauty. Every time I look at you, the rest of the world melts away. And if you give me the chance, I really wanna be with you."

Janis couldn't say anything else because Y/N kissed her.

Y/N was kissing her.

Y/N WAS KISSING HER?

The girl's lips were a lot softer than Janis imagined. It was everything she imagined actually, and more. The two kissed for a minute before cheering made them break away from each other.

They looked to see their friends standing in the hallway, all smiling widely.

Y/N tucked her face into Janis's neck, hiding her blush. Damian spoke. "So?"

Janis smirked back at him. "My girlfriend and I will meet you guys downstairs."

[mackjlee9]

Saw your NSFW alphabet post!

Uhh Denji(Csm), Reigen(ms100), and saitama(Opm) with the letters I, V, K, Y? If that’s not too much?

Also, can I be 🦑anon?

N$FW Alphabet Mini Event

So many 😍

(5/10)

Denji x Top!Male!Reader

Arataka Reigen x Top!Male!Reader

Saitama x Top!Male!Reader

I= Intimacy (how are they during the moment?)

Denji| not romantic at all. He'll just be whining like a baby that he wanted to have sex with a girl, but he calms down after you threaten him with leaving him like that on his own.

Denji is new to sex, straight or gay sex, he just doesn't know much, so he lets you do everything while he complains or holds in his moans.

After the first few times, he starts to get more into it and craves your touch, he loves it when you hold him close and he gets to press his face on your chest, flat or not.

Reigen| very, very shy. He's a blushing, stuttering mess.

He constantly whimpers and hides his face from your intense gaze, he starts tearing up if you keep telling him you wanna see him and hear his moans, but in the end, with tears running down his red cheeks, he moves his hands away and squeals when you pin them to the sides of his head, watching him come undone under you.

If you let him go, he gets really clingy and doesn't want you to move away from him, he loves the feeling of your body on top of his, crying against your neck.

Saitama| okay, when you're trying to hint at him he's definitely clueless, he has no idea what you're trying to do and why you keep getting so close to him.

He doesn't realize that your lingering touches mean something else, so it's a little frustrating on your end, so once you let out an "I wanna make love to you!" he finally gets it.

Now you're seeing a side of Saitama you've never really seen.

He gets shy and flustered, which wake his body more sensitive.

However... I do hope you have a body of steel because he can't measure his strength when he's overwhelmed.

V= Volume (how loud they are? what sounds they make?)

Denji| loud. Really loud. Even if you're covering his mouth, he's still too loud.

He's not doing it on purpose though, the movement of your hips against his has him releasing such lewd moans and whines, and he doesn't care if you press his face further into the pillow to quiet him down.

Reigen| well, it's one or the other, he's loud or he's quiet, and it depends on how you're fucking him honestly.

He tends to get more vocal when he's just too horny and needy, but then he's shy and quiet when you've been indulging him, but if you want him to be louder, he'll be a little bit louder for you.

However, once he gets into it, you're gonna have to be mindful of where you are fucking, because he will not quiet down.

Saitama| rather quiet. It usually just breathy moans and gasps, but on the occasion you get him to release a loud moan, he'll instantly cover his mouth and look away, embarrassed that he let out such a loud sound, of course, you wanna hear him more so you purposely fuck him hard, just the way you know it'll make him uncover his mouth to hold onto you or grip the sheets.

K= Kinks (one or more of their kinks)

Denji| for some reason... I feel like he's into breeding, something about feeling your cum filling him up is enough to make him cum untouched.

Size kink is also something he's into, he just loves looking down and seeing your cock pressing against his abdomen, or just the sheer size of your body looming over his. May have been that longing for someone to protect him when he was a kid, but he feels safe when you hold him.

(He's still unsure himself about what kinks he has but he's willing to try anything)

Reigen| pet play, I don't make the rules.

At first, he would call you master or sir as a way to tease you, but the moment you held his face and called him "bunny" he melted.

Along to go with the play, we have feminization. Who wouldn't want to see Reigen in a sexy bunny girl costume, wearing a collar around his neck? I certainly wouldn't mind.

Oh! Orgasm control, he loves it when ton control when he can cum, if you let him cum at all, the way his body shivers as he cums makes his eyes roll back and his mind goes blank.

Saitama| even though he could easily free himself, he loves how vulnerable he feels when he's restrained.

Bondage is something Saitama enjoys, mainly because he can take any kind of pain you inflict onto him, but when he can't see you and you're just being so gentle makes his body tingle.

Power play, he likes to act as such a tough, strong guy, only to get his ass handed to him when you have him pinned down, fucking into him roughly.

Ooh~? Food play~? Something about licking chocolate syrup off your cock makes his body weak, and if you do the same thing to him? He's done for.

Y= Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Denji| high. He's horny pretty much all the time, sometimes he gets touchy and clingy when you are having dinner/breakfast with Aki and Power.

Denji is pretty obvious when he honey and, even if those two know what you're gonna be doing, you'll rather have sex somewhere else, you find a love hotel nearby or just go to your house/apartment.

Denji just doesn't think he'll ever be able to get over how good sex with you feels.

Reigen| only when he's bored and has pretty much nothing to do, or if he's stressed and nothing helps him.

Those are usually the times when he's feeling horny, but anytime you are, he's willing to drop whatever he's doing to have you fuck him.

Saitama| never. You will not see Saitama actively trying to have sex or being horny at all, it is usually you who's the horny boyfriend.

Even so, you have to keep in mind that Saitama can go for a long time, he has too much stamina, and you are gonna have issues keeping up with him, so it's more of a "are you physically capable to keep up with him?" than just "I'm horny, wanna smash?" type of thing

[bluegalaxygirl]

Your first time (Zosan X reader)

I know i said i don't do NSFW stuff but i thought id give it a go and see what happens. Reader is Female. Virgin reader

Warning: NSFW, Gay, Bi, bad language.

Minors do NOT read

The three of you are so in love and everyone knows it but even with all the touching, kissing and suggestive talking the three of you haven't done it yet. You were scared to show them the scars on your back but after your first bath with them you realized that there was nothing to be ashamed of. Since then, you've been thinking a lot lately about being intimate with them but you've never had sex with one person before let alone two people, you have no idea how it will feel, what to do or how to ask. So you do what you always do, you ask for advice, normally it would be Robin you ask but Nami has way more experience in this and was more than happy to help you out. She told you what men like, how to go about things, what to wear and even helped set up a plan for that night. Nami took everyone off the ship treating them to something while you, Sanji and Zoro stayed to "Watch the ship". While Sanji was in the kitchen cleaning up and Zoro was on the deck taking a nap, you went to your shared bedroom and pulled out some sexy underwear that Nami manged to find for you. The bra is white almost see thru lance with no straps and a zip on the back. The panties where also white lace with two thin strings going around your waist. You threw on one of Zoro's over sized shirts and headed to the Kitchen. Sanji was putting dishes away when you walked in catching his attention, he had to do a double take when he realized what you were wearing "Wow love, you look amazing in Zoro's shirt" He smirked taking the cigarette out of his mouth as you came round the counter placing your lips on his. He leaned into you wrapping his arms around your butt as your hand went up and into his hair. Sanji hoisted you up onto the counter your legs wrapping around his waist keeping him close. You could already feel him getting hard as his pelvis pressed into yours. You broke the kiss to grab his cigarette and take a puff, tilting your head back and blowing it out "Your so Hot" Sanji whispers under his breath. You look back at him with a smiles pulling him closer to your face by his chin "Sanji.. I want you, I want you and Zoro right now" You whisper his eyes widening in response as you put out his cigarette. "Are you sure?" Sanji leans in placing his forehead on top of yours "Of course i'm sure. I have to warn you though... I'm a virgin" At those words you feel him get harder against you. "We'll take good care of you" Sanji kisses you with on hand behind your head and the other under your butt as he lifts you off the counter. "Lets go and get our love then" your cook carries you to the door kicking it open. Zoro's head shot up form the sudden bang only to see his two lovers together just leaving the kitchen. He couldn't help but smile at seeing you in his shirt and your legs latching around Sanji's waist "Zoro come on" You called out reaching a hand out to him. He thought you two were messing about until Sanji spoke up "Ro, baby... We're ready for you" Those words made him realize what you two wanted. He's been aching for this and doesn't want to wait any longer, He hops up and jogs over to the two of you instantly latching his lips onto Sanji's neck making the cook groan. "Come on lets go to our room" You whisper running your hand threw Zoro's hair, he looks up and kisses you before nodding and walking with you to the bedroom.

Sanji set you on the bed running his hands up your legs and under Zoro's shirt "Can i take it off my love?" he asks his eyes travailing over your legs and up your body. You don't answer just took it off for him raveling what you have on. "Gods baby... where the hell did you get that?" Zoro asks crawling onto the bed behind you and running his hands up your side and over your breasts. "It's a secret" You lean back against him realizing his shirt was off, his chest was beautiful, muscles pressing against your back as his hands grip both your breasts "mmmm, Zoro" you moan out leaning back and kissing his neck while both your hands went up and around his neck running your finger threw his hair. Sanji's lips went to your thighs lifting one of your legs over his shoulder to get better access, his kisses made their way to your panties kissing them lightly. You gasped at the feeling pulling away form Zoro's neck and looking down at Sanji "It's her first time, Ro. We better take good care of her" He states running a finger over your panties feeling the wetness you didn't even realize was there. "Really? i'm glad were your first baby" Zoro reaches under your bra cupping both your breasts in his large hands while rubbing your nipples with his thumb. The feeling catches you off guard, it felt really good and you wanted more, you wanted both of them now. Feeling your eagerness Sanji slides your pants off and pulled both of your legs over his shoulders "Relax love. Im gonna make you feel good" You watch Sanji as he kisses down your inner thigh making his way to your now available clit, he kisses it once before opening his mouth to suck on it. the feeling is like no other, a wave of pleasure flows threw your body making you moan out, you move your arm to try and cover your mouth but Zoro stops you pulling both your hands behind his head. he holds your wrists with one hand while the others went back to playing with your breasts "Don't cover it up baby, i want to hear you moan" He whispers in your ear before licking your neck and biting. You gasp and moan both men forcing pleasure threw your body. Sanji's tongue dances around your clit and into your hole while gripping your thighs to his head stopping you form moving too much. "Oh god.. It- its so good" you moan out earning a moan from both boys. Zoro unzips your bra and throws it to the side, his hand cups your breast before pulling and gripping onto your nipple "Does it feel good baby?" the swords man asks finally pulling away form your neck, you nod only managing to let out moans in response. "He's doing such a good job isn't he?" Zoro asks looking down at the cook eating you out. You feel Zoro's hips push up against your back, now feeling how hard he is, it makes you want them both in you but you don't want this to stop, a knot forms in your core the pleasure intensifying "Oh-oh god... Sanji" You call out unable to control yourself as you cum. Moving your hips back and forth as Sanji licks and sucks helping you ride out your high.

You're gasping for air as Sanji pulls away his nose, lips and chin wet with your cum, He stands up and bends over kissing Zoro, their tongues exploring each others mouths before pulling away "You both test so good" Your swords man comments laying you down on the bed. Sanji sits down next to you only for your hand to run up his leg and to his cock. You use your other hand to do the same to Zoro, even with their pants on you can feel the different between the two "I want you two. please" you say with a smile Sanji goes to take off his pants but Zoro stops him leaning down to you and kissing your lips "I have an idea if your willing?" he asks running his hands over your hips "Sanji gets your front and i get your back" The thought slightly scares you but you trust them giving him a nod in response. He pulls you up further onto the bed and then turns to Sanji unzipping his pants and helping to take them off while sanji takes off his shirt. Sanji's cock was long and thin it smacked against his stomach once his underpants were pulled down, Zoro stared at it for a while before bending down and kissing the tip. Sanji moaned slightly as Zoro wrapped his mouth around the cooks dick sucking it and rubbing it. Sanji's moans filled the room one hand grabbing onto the sword mans hair and the other grabbing you pulling you in close for a kiss. You shoved your tongue in Sanji's mouth feeling all around as the man moaned in your mouth. The situation was turning you on again and you pulled away wanting to hear more of your cooks moans. He tired to kiss you again but you stopped him wrapping your hand around his neck "Moan for me my darling. your so hot when you moan" Sanji stared at you, eye's full of love and lust as he moaned out "Y/N.. Zoro.. Feels so good. please dont s-stop" The cook struggled to say between moans "H-harder" Sanji let out grabbing your hand thats around his neck begging you to squeeze, you complied watching as his eyes rolled back in pleasure, moaning out one more time before cumming in Zoro's mouth. You removed your hand from Sanji's neck but kept an arm around him, so he didn't fall off the bed. Zoro swallowed and licked his lips looking up at the two of you "You both did such a good job." he compliments both of you.

After Sanji had calmed down enough, he moved to the middle of the bed and laid on his back. Zoro held your hips and helped you move over the top of your cook but not letting you sit down yet. "What about you?" You ask reaching behind you to place a hand on Zoro's still clothed cock. "Don't worry, this is what i want" Zoro smiles licking your neck and biting it again. He takes off his pants and underwear throwing them to the side before grabbing your hips again. "Im gonna help you on and then i'm gonna put it in ok?" he asks grabbing sanji's cock and rubbing the tip against your wet folds, you both lets out a slight moan at the sensation. After a little while of teasing Zoro slowly lowering you onto Sanji's cock. You moan out in slight pain, Sanji rubbing your hip and stomach as you go down. "Oh love your so tight" your cook moans out leaning his head back as your wet vagina squeezes his dick. Once fully on, Zoro rubs his hard cock and pressing the tip against your back "You ready for me baby?" he waits for you to nod before he bends you over Sanji who cups your face in his hands and kisses you. Zoro lines his cock up with your ass and pushes it in slowly, the pain slowly turning into pleasure as he made his way further in. You didn't manage to get a look at his dick but it felt wide stretching you out. You pulled away form Sanji's mouth looking back at Zoro who had a big smile on his face digging his fingers into your hips "Zoro, Sanji" You moan out getting both their attention. "I love you" you let out Zoro leaning over to kiss your back and Sanji kissing your neck "We love you too" both say in unison before looking at each other "I love you too" Sanji bucks his hips up making you moan out his, Zoro follows along moving together in unison, you couldn't think straight, the feeling was unlike anything you have ever felt before. Zoro's thick cock slamming in and out of your ass as Sanji's dick thrust into your wet pussy. Every time sanji would pull out its like your wetness sucked him back in. "Oh you feel so good baby" Zoro moaned out form behind you wrapping his arms around your waist and kissing the scars on your back on occasions biting them. Sanji hips bucked uncontrollably his thighs slapping against Zoro's legs as he moved them up and down. One of his hands was clutching the pillow behind his head for dear life while the other was grabbing a fist full of your hair. "Ah, ah.. pussy s-so good.. my l-love" Sanji moaned out his back arching slightly at the feeling of his dick sliding in and out of you. All you could let out were breathy moans your hands on either side of Sanji's head, your head thrown back as your hips rocked back and forth. The knot in your stomach started forming and stretching "Oh Oh, no i'm gonna" you cried out not wanting this to end "It's ok baby, just cum" Zoro groaned into your back. "Cum with us love" Sanji moaned out moving his hand off the pillow to grab your breast, tightening his grip on you. Their moves got sloppy as you were all nearing your peaks "Oh baby yes... it feels so good. Lets us cum inside" Zoro means sitting up straight to slam his hips into your ass harder. "Please my love.. please. i wanna cum in your pussy... please" Sanji moaned out gripping your hair tighter his hips moving faster and slamming into your wet hole. "Yes, yes please... i wanna know h-how it feels t-to be filled" you moan out your hands gripping the sheets as the knot gets tighter and tighter soon bursting. You loudly moan as both boys come in you, filling both holes up with their cum continuing to move until their high is over

"That was so good." Zoro sighs slowly pulling out of your ass watching his Cum drip out with him. "You did great for a first time my love" sanji comments moving your hair out of your face helping you lay down next to him your head on his chest. Zoro lays down on the other side of Sanji resting his head on the cooks shoulder taking your hand in his "We'll rest for a bit and then get a bath." Sanji kisses both your foreheads still slightly breathless. "Im glad i waited for you two" you whisper both boys smiling at you in response "I hope you only ever do this with us" Zoro says back letting go of your hand and caressing your cheek "Just us three together" Sanji whispers still trying to catch his breath "Forever" You lean up kissing his cheek then leaning over to kiss Zoro's lips

[weebsinstash]

could we get some valentino x male reader pls?

Bruh I've been actually on Valentino x male/intersex male Reader so hard lately (and I don't mention intersex for like fetish reasons but. I don't know what having a dick feels like and sometimes I'm like "well what if boy but. Vagine" and, shut up its my gender expression power fantasy, maybe I wanna have muscles and broad shoulders, leave me alone 💀)

Right off the top of my head, I've had ideas recently for:

-boy band lead vocalist! male Reader! Just. Ok. Imagine Reader and Angel having kind of a beef with each other and at some point it becomes a sort of "oh yeah, well I can XYZ better than you" kind of competition amd Angel says some shit like "you wouldn't know what it takes to come out here and strut for a bunch of perverts who look at you like you're a piece of meat" and you just hit him with some shit like "bitch I LITERALLY sucked FIVE DICKS so I could headline for the Superbowl, you fucking LOSER, you dont know ACTUAL music, i was AN ARTIST" and you start belting out something sexy with a choreographed dance that is clearly professional level skill

-male Reader with a little sister and you protect her from Valentino by offering to take her place. You've never sucked a single dick in your life and hell you might not even be gay but Valentino has your baby sister's life in his hands and, you've got to protect HER if not yourself

- ughhhhhh I'm probably gonna make this it's own post too but I've been ON my "unwilling red string soulmate" personal indulgence lately and. Just. Valentino who sees his red string appear and OBVIOUSLY he's gotta RUN to find his boo and he finds you and immediately thinks you're the most precious adorable sexy little thing, BUT. You just. Look straight at him and how HUGE he is and reply "i-im not... actually into men 😳" which is a LIE of course and, here's Valentino thinking, AW, his poor little baby gay! You've never had a boyfriend or gone to any clubs? TRAGIC! But also perfect because he is just TICKLED watching you get flustered beyond belief! So cute!

-I feel like. He would try and give you boners on purpose and think it's the cutest most erotic thing. He's got you sitting next to him and you're filled with liquor and he starts REALLY laying on the flirting, maybe even... places his palm on your upper thigh and BOOM. Hard as a rock and you can't even hide it because he makes you wear tight pants all the time. He's just over there, "what's going on amorcito? :3c you feeling a little hot under the collar?" as if he didn't just spend like 15 minutes talking about how he'd love to get you on your back and touch EVERY INCH of you, how he'd love to TASTE you--

-this is gender neutral but, convinced he eventually forces you to do some of those sexy pin-ups with him and one day you're walking around Vee Tower and he just has that shit HANGING UP. Poster You is just braced against his chest looking at the camera all demure and vulnerable while he's like. Got his guns out looking all tough like "mess with my pookie and you're through" and of course he makes you do. Sexy ones. Matching lingerie?

-I think of forced feminization with a male Reader sometimes actually. Like you wear boxy unflattering shit on purpose and one day Vals just like "you've got a small waist for a guy" and is checking you over. It starts off small. He starts wanting to style you. Then he wants you to update your skincare routine. Which is all fine right? But then he starts pushing his personal tastes. You've got such nice muscular thighs... which is why you would look so nice in some fishnets. He'd love to see your cute little butt in a thong while you cover your dick with your hands in MAJOR EMBARRASSMENT. You've got such pretty eyes; can Daddy put some mascara on you?

Valentino straight up punishing you by dressing you in full lingerie, your ass is in garters, heels, full glam makeup, and forcing you to pose for some cell phone pics

-still over here just mentally 🤌🤌🤌 at the idea of Valentino taking male Reader out with him and Angel and you've got matching outfits. You and Angel are in little skimpy, color matching fits while he's in a suit and gold chain, something that makes him feel powerful while he shows off his favorite toys

-I rllllly like the idea of like, a male Reader who is a honeypot assassin. You can be extremely charismatic and charming and seductive but it's all a front; you're an S tier actor and you take your targets down when they least expect it. The Vees are all at the club and some upstart wannabe new Overlord decides to attack and you just JOHN WICK THAT SHIT. Picture the Vees just sitting there, everything is peaceful, suddenly, in a flash, you move your serving tray in front of Valentino just in time to block a bullet. All three Vees are like wtf? How did you even know? What's going on? You proceed to totally wreck shit improvising weapons as the attacker and his goons charge forth and you even wind up grabbing a whip from a nearby dancer and using it as a WEAPON WEAPON and that shit looks like it HURTS. You're out here "Michelle Pfeiffer taking out 5 mannequin heads in one take"ing that shit. You're cutting people IN HALF (because having hell powers is cool leave me alone)

-i like the idea of male Reader who was a professional male model and a bit of a tailor himself, like a real kind of posh art student kind of type. You're with Valentino and Velvette notices how impeccably you're dressed and asks you where you bought it, you just, not so humbly brush yourself off. "Oh no, I made this myself. Nothing down here really fit my tastes" and suddenly you're like, custom designing wardrobes for ALL the Vees

Honestly just "Reader in XYZ Profession is exploited by Val/the Vees for their skills" is an idea I've had a lot. You have a hobby in baking so they always want food from you. You used to cook drugs so they make you work for them. You're a polyglot so youre taken along on business meetings to make sure none of the Vees business partners are planning shit in front of them. Like. Imagine just being the bitch who sits in the corner of the meeting room and shoots project/product ideas at them and it's like ACTUALLY successful and they're totally receptive and like you. You're just "Hey Valentino, what if you and Velvette did a collab on a waterproof mascara where you shot a porno in one continuous take so you can show the actor putting on the mascara, setting it down on the vanity, and then they start choking on a dick and their mascara doesn't run" like. They love you. Vox is just like "so, any new ideas today" and you're just using your VoxTek Premium Exclusive Black Card to cut coke into lines, "*snooooooort* uhhhhh.... I got some ideas for some stupid little mobile games you can put tons of micro transactions in? Like just before i died there was this one game that was getting really popular but it had a lot missing, we could-" and they could all just kiss you

-on God, Fs in the chat for virgin male Readers who have Valentino finally pop that cherry. I feel like he'd find out you've never had so much as fingers in your ass and within that WEEK you're being dosed with love potion and taking him balls deep

-Val's the kinda yandere where he tells you you're safe being closeted with him, he'll keep your secret, he'll let you stay on the downlow, but one day he so much as ASSUMES disrespect from you and he's immediately letting everyone know exactly who you belong you. You're arguing with him and you go completely silent and cross your arms or some shit and he just takes a hit from his cigarette, "you know you looked a lot more handsome when you were screaming on my cock the other night" and outs you just like that, either as gay or as fucking him or both. Imagine Angel not knowing you slept with Val and he immediately gives you this hurt expression BECAUSE HE TOTALLY DOESNT HAVE A THING FOR YOU TOO

-Valentino would absolutely make male Reader and Angel fuck while he watches and or films it, and also tbh I feeeeeeeel like. Angel would be ok with trans or intersex men tbh? Idk. It's not clear exactly what his taste in men is? He doesn't mind when men are shorter than him, so, like, is he a switch? He gives huge switch energy and let's face it, that's one TALL twink. I mean look at him holding Charlie! He's strong for his size too! Pole dancing takes a lot of upper body strength!

Oh no... not me suddenly thinking about a scarier yandere angel dust who is a lot stronger than you thought... Yandere Angel Dust who corners you and takes you completely by surprise and you get a GUTTING display of just how strong his arms actually are. You're thinking "oh he's just some lanky bottom twink, he couldnt overpower me, in fact I'm scared i might hurt him, he's delicate" but like HONEY HE CAN SUPPORT HIS ENTIRE BODY WEIGHT BY JUST HIS ARMS OR THIGHS. He's a FIT twink.

-ive said it before but uh once Angel Has It Bad Enough, like Bad Bad Bad, he's over here, "oh Daddy, I'm just soOoOo scared uxu ya know my buddy Reader, that one ya think is cute? Well, he was drinkin' earlier and he mentioned wanting to move FAR away and he wouldn't tell me WHERE 🥺 I'm just so worried he won't be able to take care of himself, you know, what, with all that trauma about his FATHER and-- oh he didn't tell you? He's really vulnerable to BIG. SCARY MEN and im wooooorrrrrriiiied, what if he gets hurt, talk to him Daddy PleeeeEEeEease? 🥺" like. He might still hate Val's fucking guts but he's high on coke and watching Valentino put some real inches in you and he's having the most explosive guilt-filled nut of his entire afterlife

-im sorry I'm just picturing Reader being like "I'm not fucking gay, fuck off, leave me alone" and Velvette just not even looking up from her phone, "I saw you using that $200 hand cream. You're so deep in the closet you're finding Christmas presents"

"I'm not fucking gay" "amorcito I've seen the pants you like to wear. No straight men wears those"

"I told you guys I'm not into men!!" "That's what I thought too until I met Al- VAL! Until I met VAL! [OuO']"

Then one night you're off work and none of the Vees or even Angel know where you're at and they wind up in a club and, there you are, getting absolutely fucking wasted, on top of one of the counters, you know those clubs that have random pokes everywhere, and you're dancing, you're getting real zesty with it, you're dropping your ass, and here's Valentino jumping to his feet pointing a finger, "so you DO know how to pole dance!!!" and your fate is sealed from there on in 💀💀💀

[em-loves-reading]

Hey dude! Totally loving your fics, thanks for creating so much great content for this slowly dying fandom lol.

Totally cool if you don't want to do this, but I have a gentle suggestion/idea for your current fic? Not sure how much you write/plan ahead or if you're even comfortable with this suggestion, but I think it would be a really interesting and realistic idea for Marvin to watch gay p*rn as like research - maybe whizzer even suggests it to him or catches him in the act and finds it really sweet or even kinda sexy. I think even a scene where like marv is watching a really over produced video with exaggerated sounds and polished editing and then whizzer sees and sends him some more realistic, homemade/amateur stuff, and Marvin realises that sex can be full of kisses and laughter and messing up and still be good and hed feel less pressure. Idk, it just popped into my head as something to suggest :)

Omg yes! I don’t plan ahead at all I just let the story take me, and this is an amazing idea! Thank you for the suggestion! I will definitely be putting it in a future chapter :)))

And thank you! I am glad you are enjoying the fics <3

[butmakeitgayblog]

I can’t believe I’m saying this but I do kind of understand what Harry Styles was saying about gay sex scenes because sex scenes with men are always so ROUGH 😭 With het and MLM scenes I typically have trouble believing that they actually have any feelings for each other beyond Horny because the whole time I’m just like damn dude are you even trying to make it good for them cause it’s not all about you!!!

And then like you said we get a hard cut to two girls doing nothing more than laying in bed holding the covers over their titties and I feel infinitely more chemistry and love between them than basically any sex scene with a man 😂 Have men in the industry not got the memo that sex doesn’t always have to be getting railed until you can’t walk but rather there are many ways to have sex and it can in fact often be a loving and dare I say cute experience??? If there’s gonna be a sex scene I want it to show something about the characters and their relationship, how they treat and care for each other (or not 😬) not… whatever tf the scene in TLFOAH was. Wasn’t sexy, didn’t contribute anything, super out of place… ugh

Well, respectfully idk about all that. I mean I think there have been sex scenes involving men that are perfectly lovely and loving in their depiction, it's just unfortunate that those don't tend to be the stories Hollywood dork ass loser execs want to portray 😒 they all want rough sex and violence and exploitation

And really I don't even necessarily blame the actors. I mean yes it's their performance, but I assume they're mostly being directed on how to shoot these scenes. I believe most, if not all, sex scenes these days have choreographers that break every movement and touch down beat by beat to try and do away with any variables that could mess up a shot or give opportunities to less savory actors trying to pull shit in scenes that make stuff weird.

And that's where my bitching and complaining comes in! Lol because now they have no excuse. There's no excuse for the bullshit that gets peddled and is so obviously made salacious on purpose rather than loving.

Like this scene for example.

It could have actually been worth a damn. A sex scene could have worked here, if they had not been thinking "hmmm ho how can we make this as sexy as possible so whoever's boyfriend that's being made to watch this with will get their dick hard", and actually used it as a vehicle for the plot and for character development. I would've been completely for it. If they had slowed down and taken a few beats to show him being sweet with her, show him lovingly kissing her, maybe a few smiles or intense looks while they slowly undressed each other, moments where he stops just to look into her eyes and build that connection. Have the rhythm of the sex be slow and sweet, as though he's giving her tenderness and caring that she hadn't had before - that she's so obviously been searching for in all her pain and trauma and abandonment. That would've been amazing! BECAUSE THEN! You jump forward to the beach scene only a few moments later, and you see that veneer crack. You see the beginnings of his ugliness and his abuse start to emerge.

How much more impactful would that have been?

That stark contrast. That immediate shift that would've felt like the rug was yanked right out from under the viewer and Alice both.

To move between these scenes of seeing her falling into him, thinking '*sigh* Finally. Finally, here's someone who cares about me. Here's someone who will be soft with me. Here's someone who will protect me, help me heal, give me the love that's been stolen from me over and over again in my life. Here's my safety.'

And then... you see him change.

That would've totally been so effective and speak to the characters and the blossoming of their relationship, and how someone can be so blinded by emotions that they don't see the danger signs right in front of them. It would've built such a more solid foundation for why Alice would make excuses and exceptions for him and his behavior, because we'd know that she'd already have this love story written in her head fROM THE SEX SCENE

But no.

Nope.

Uh uh.

Gratuitous boinking always wins and I just

[roalinda]

ship ask game:

why do you think wolfstar is so popular?

What a stormy start. 

First thing first, I am not a wolfstar fan, at all, with that in mind, let us proceed. I promise I won't be rude.

I think one of the main reasons is that a lot of shippers hadn't read the books, and just watched the movies. That smirk exchange in the shack in POA movie…etc. probably had its own role to play. From POA to OOTP there is nothing to show that they had been lovers/are lovers/anything like that. They are friends, like before. Some people say, oh! They were in Sirius' house together alone (in OOTP when Harry wanted to talk to Sirius about James ) or things like this but it doesn't give off any emotional vibe. Let's be real. 

The other reason though, is ATYD which has become like a bible for a huge part of fandom. They ignore canon in favour of it. I respect the author and the fan work but the name is on it. fan work. Just because the fandom doesn't like some parts of canon or hates the author of the series a.k.a jkr, it doesn't mean that they can change the facts and put claim on the HP universe.

Like there is this new trend that Remus was Sirius' best friend ( honestly? ) or he is being portrayed as the sexy casanova of the Gryffindor tower, patronizing bimbo Sirius and Himbo James around with his IQ 1000 and is a badass who smokes and drinks and gambles. Oh, come on. Let the man be his normal pathetic self.

Another reason? Sirius Black is hot and intelligent. A lot of wolfstar fans hate prongsfoot ( and since everyone in the marauders' circle should be gay and Sirius is James' brother and it is incest 'insert sarcasm', here is Regulus - but that wants another rant tbh) . So, what will happen? Remus turns into someone hot and intelligent ( who accidentally looks like James without glasses) and Sirius into a bimbo who is pretty but brain-dead and needs handling. It is a top/bottom stereotype ( seme/uke in BL ) notion. Not many wolfstar works are switch ( or at least I think so ) 

Wolfstar has the potential of having toxic/heavy fan works, but there are not many creators who are brave enough to break the usual cliche. Needless to say, I believe in the three laws of fandom, so even though I don't like this ship I respect it, as long as it doesn't mess with my prongsfoot and jilypad. 

I usually stay in my prongsfoot corner though, so I am not very insightful about wolfstar, bless.

[songmingisthighs]

Hellooo! I'm a new atiny and I was wondering if you could help me get to know the boys a bit, if you could describe them in a few words, what you think about them, who's ypur favorite and why. I'm also curious who are the trouble makers and who are the mom and dad of the group who keep them in check.

oooo hellaurrrrr welcome to the mess <3

in a nutshell, ateez is... pretty... self explanatory ??

you only need to know that within ateez is a group of fuckboi wannabe dorks called 99z (구구즈/gu-gu-jeu) which literally translates to the 99 liners and a duo called matz (맏즈) which consist of the two oldest members (both 98 liners) and yeah they left the youngest who's the only 00 liner but frankly ion think he gives a fuck because he's always either with mom and dad (matz) or pulling some shit with 99z.

- matz

seonghwa > the oldest is the mom. he's a boomer trying to become a genz, you'll see him constantly wanting to join in on weird ass 99z antics or with wooyoung circling around him like a chicken doped up in coccaine. soft cute babie off stage like literally lactates whenever he sees kids but on stage looks like he's possessed. I dare you to watch his guerrilla fancam.

hongjoong > captain (not leader), 2nd oldest and the "dad". bc fr he's a workaholic, 9 times out of 10 you'll find him camping in his studio. Dedicated and talented as fuck, produce every ateez songs despite being worse than tone deaf when he first got into kq. the embodiment of the word "tired. and he's possessive as fuck so don't even mention other singer or celebrities near him. he'll pop a vein or smth. stage possession pt. 2

- 99z

yunho > tallest boy. golden retriever who thinks he's a daschund or smth idk. easily excited, so fucking cute, handsome, can kill you with love and kindness. literally don't join his private message on universe, you'll get delulu. soft and lovable yet people wanna fuck with him because they're petty jealous bitches haha pendejo ANYWHAM the way he moves on stage is just... holy fucking shit ???? mesmerising. watch ateez's guerrilla on killpo on 1thek (yt) and you'll get what i mean

yeosang > looks like he can murder you simply by flicking the air near your forehead because HAVE YOU SEEN HIS ARMS ??? kq srsly need to shut down the gym. if you see him during predebut/early debut era and compare to his present look, you'd think he was swapped or smth bc where the fuck is the innocent naive nerd that woo said won't survive this world without him ???

san > DON'T GET TOO CLOSE, YOUR EYES WILL BURN. off stage he's san :D but on stage he's san >;). cheeky lil shit who used to sing in a church choir despite being not religious because he has the voice of an angel. and the body and moves of satan. istg don't watch his cyberpunk fancam in public, you're gonna wanna take a shower after that. master of performance like fr possessed on stage pt. 3

mingi > THE OTHER TALL BOY and the love of my life. looks like he could stomp you and will stomp you. by accident. tol boi makes many many clumsy steps. sexy on stage but off stage makes you wanna swaddle him and feed him cookies. obsessed with abura soba and he's your go-to guy for comfort in terms of like feeling better about yourself or when you feel like a loser. recommends songs A LOT on his pm

wooyoung > sly little bastard. he looks mischievous. AND HE IS MISCHIEVOUS. L O U D A S F U C K, i suggest you don't watch his videos in public because i deadass watched ateez whilst in the bus and Wooyoung's voice penetrate through my earphones. at 0% volume you can still hear him. but he's iconic, memorable, gay as fuck (in the best way) but ion wanna assume his sexuality because he calls his fans his wife. men women nonbinary trigender, EVERYONE'S woo's wife (영부인/young-bu-in). calls his dude friends honey (jagiya) like yeonjun (txt), changbin (skz) and many more methinks. man's a social butterfly like i believe he can befriend putin or smth

- babie <3

jongho > BEAR <3 literally the stylists are doing him justice this comeback bc he looks SO FUCKING GOOD istg he's turning my brain into mush. idk what's above angel voice because that's the fuck he has. so fucking talented and so damn fucking done with his hyungs's antics. but everyone loves him <3 <3 he's still everyone's baby <3 <3 but fr don't mess with him because he splits apples in half without having to try so i do believe he has the power to break spines, limbs, and mental

this is all i can think of so far pls let me know if you have more things you wanna know <3

[supercantaloupe]

alright operablr might hate me for this one but i...was not wild about don carlo, tbh. i think it's kind of a mess. before i elaborate i want to stress that a lot of my opinions are taste based and i am not saying that the opera or anyone who likes it are Bad or Wrong, i just don't think it's quite For Me. adding a cut so you can ignore all this if you want

anyway after having seen both nabucco and don carlo within a week of each other (thereby doubling my previous experience with verdi of traviata and otello), i'm starting to feel like, stylistically, early/mid verdi is much more my speed than late verdi. i remember coming away from otello thinking "that was alright" whereas with nabucco and traviata i was thinking "wow that was great!"...after finishing don carlo last night i was just...confused. i feel like i'm missing something.

actually, i definitely am; i've seen people posting about recurring motifs and beautiful arias etc in the music and i definitely missed those. again, late verdi (along with a lot of late romantic music tbh) just Is Not My Thing, i think. and considering how late don carlo is in verdi's output i'm not surprised (very much a post-wagner composition, don carlo is. same with otello). i'm planning on writing a separate post about this so i won't go into much detail here but the music really lacked a lasting memorable-ness for me; what was there was nice, yes, but it didn't feel like anything stood out much. i mean, numbers like the brindisi and amami alfredo in traviata, va pensiero in nabucco, and la donna e mobile in rigoletto -- these all Stand Out, even after only a single listen, but i am not even 12 hours off watching don carlo and i don't think i could hum for you one of its melodies. again, this has a lot to do with personal taste; in general i tend to prefer 18th and early 19th century music styles, and i plan on going into more detail about memorable music in theater in a different post.

and man, the plot is a mess. also, not to apply too modern a lens of story criticism here, but the pacing is all over the place: act ii is, like, twice the length of act i, and act iv is no quick jaunt either, then v is pretty short again. (and really who am i to complain about a 3.5 hour runtime, as a giulio cesare fan, an opera which bumps up against 4? well, at least giulio cesare has a consistent if slow pace...)

it is all over the place. one moment it's a typical operatic romance, then a political intrigue, another it's a gay psychodrama, and then it's about the catholic church. i think this is a feature rather than a bug for some people but it really did not work for me. like it's all well and good watching rodrigo and carlo swearing their loyalty for one another in the most totally heterosexual way possible or making plans to save flanders or deal with carlo's embarrassing crush on his stepmom or whatever, but when the very next scene (with no real warning) is a public parade of heretics for shaming and burning...bit of a tonal whiplash there, i think!

again, taste is a factor here. known sexy oklahoma enjoyer sasha supercantaloupe is no stranger or opponent of tonal whiplash in theater, but when it comes to "no one expects the spanish inquisition!" i think there's a difference between guys with silly outfits and silly accents popping out from behind a corner and a crowd of people dressed in friar habits carrying crosses and torches around onstage...especially to a jewish viewer like me. the plot very much feels like something someone who doesn't like opera would make up to belittle the art form imo: it's like four different things at once all thrown together in a very long, kind of jumbled mess. (i mean, what does eboli even do other than show up, make things Even More Complicated, and then disappear within two acts?)

and...i get the sense that verdi/contemporary audiences might've thought this, too. obviously the fact that it got so many productions that it HAS so many different versions at all shows that people liked it enough to keep performing it -- but there being so many different versions of the opera (disregarding translations), four acts versus five, cut or revised arias, etc, i think also indicates that something about the opera was not working quite right that they kept trying to fix. now i've only seen one version (granted it came highly recommended to me by mutuals, but only one nonetheless) and can't comment on other versions of the opera; maybe another version works better for me, idk. on its own i actually think it's really interesting that there are so many different revisions out there to study -- a real lucky glimpse into the dramaturgical process that you don't normally get to see from shows of the era or earlier. (ask me about hadestown if you want to know more of my thoughts on changes made over the course of a show's development being for better or worse.) but the finished version of the opera (at least the version i saw) is a bit of a mess imo. i definitely think it has its high moments, but i don't think they completely overshadow its lows. comparing it again to otello, which was a much more consistent product in tone and pacing etc. to me, although a bit less interesting overall too.

i feel like i might be disappointing some people by saying all this lol but i have to be honest. don carlo was just not my thing. suffice to say that i think late verdi has absorbed too much wagnerism for my taste, musically and dramatically. maybe i'll rewatch it at some point -- i'd be curious to check it out in french this time -- but i don't expect to be doing that anytime soon, unless a friend or something is watching and really wants me to join (and i can spare four hours...). i can see why y'all like it (well, some of why y'all like it) and i do admit there's some good stuff in there to like. namely the carlo & rodrigo shit. i understand now lol. the opera definitely feels like it's ripe for shitpost/meme content and i am here for that. but i can't say this one is going at the top of my fave shows list. sorry everybody!

[sunwarmed-ash]

For the fic writer asks: 18, 19, 22, 40, 41

Also I don't think I saw anything like this on the list so this one's straight from my brain: Do you have notes to help you keep track of what's happening in each of your WIPs, or are you just able to do that in your head (my memory fucking sucks - I could never)

Hope you're having a good day 😘 (at first I accidently typed "gay" instead of "day" and ya know what? I DO hope you're having a good gay day 😂)

Dude thank you so much for sending these, i fucking love talking about writing and fandom <3 it brings me so much joy

18. Do you title your fics before, during, or after the writing process? How do you come up with titles?

All three!! Titling is actually my favorite part. Usually, they come from song titles, lyrics, or references that I felt either really captured the theme of the characters or the plot. Or sometimes they are the inspiration!! Sometimes they are funny, catchy or sexy in ways I think will bring people in but mostly they are song titles/lyrics haha  Almost all of the angsty Harringrove fics I wrote (13+ i think now) are MGK songs haha 2020-2022 was my all MGK all the time period because he dropped two sick fucking albums in two years and helped me out of more spirals than I can count. 

19. What is the most-used tag on your ao3?

Oh shit idk can I check that? Let me go look… Alright im too high to do that and google wasn't helpful so i'm taking a guess haha probably Smut or angst. I don't write exclusively smut or angst but almost every single fic I have has hurt/comfort scenes or sex scenes in them. Probs cuz people cry and have sex in real life haha and i'm tired of the bullshit on tv 

22. Are there certain types of writing you won’t do? (style, pov, genre, tropes, etc)

I don't write anything with scat or piss play, just not my thing so i think it would be difficult to write it for me. I don't have usually any hard no’s when it comes to writing. The content I consume is a different answer though. Likely because I have the ability to just not think about the things I don't want to think/write about whereas if I don't check does the dog die.com before a movie I’ll be panicking the whole time I’m gonna be triggered by on screen SA which seems to be a recurring theme in EVERY scary/thriller these days (fuck YOU hollywood)

40. If someone were to make fanart of your work, what fic or scene would you hope to see?

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Dude any!!!! But i'm also a horny slut so really any of the Hankconvin, steddiegrove, harringrove, parksborn sex scenes are good with me!!

I still have the fan art  someone made me for a fic I wrote back in 2013 as my phone background :3 I have since lost touch with them on tumblr but I think about them everyday

41. Do you tend to reread fics or are you a one-and-done kind of person?

I’m a huge re-reader/reconsumer. I will watch the same show 100 times and never get tired of it. Same with the fics I read. I’m a SUCKER for that good good content 

Bonus ?: Also I don't think I saw anything like this on the list so this one's straight from my brain: Do you have notes to help you keep track of what's happening in each of your WIPs, or are you just able to do that in your head (my memory fucking sucks - I could never)

Hahahahha yes and no. If its a short fic, I'll usually just reread it before i start adding new content since I jump around between fics CONSTANTLY. If it's a long fic, like the fucking Eden club yes, I have notes because I just don't have the time to go back and reread. My docs are a total mess hahahaha I love you, thank you for theses <3 I AM HAVING A GREAT GAY DAY AND I FUCKING HOPE YOU ARE TOO!

[hospitalterrorizer]

diary346

8/31-9/1/24

saturday - sunday

i think today is.

i'd like to say everything nice about today and i ought to have taken cute selfies because my outfit was cute but we were in a hurry really and stuff a little, in a hurry to go have a nice time which we did, with our one friend, we ate with him, walked around a plaza, went back home, bullshitted for hours, another friend came, we chatted with her, laughing and having a great time and my gf's mom came and we had fun with her, then we went out, and at the first place, we had fun, we saw nymphia wind, the drag queen and i'm not super into that but i like going and stuff and the gay bars are usually fun. my friends were fairly drunk, we went to another bar for another show, we caught the tail of that one, and then began waiting around a while for the next one, we were in a packed dancefloor, my gf and our friends separated from me, i was at the back of the room alone, all these bodies kept smashing into me, and stuff, and all these people were dancing and i was dissociating dancing in my own way staring at people's legs and staring at their faces as they looked at eachother and the sweat and everything just thinking about other people and stuff and the music and the other people and stuff and i didn't really feel in my own body a little i guess so already things weren't great for me but it was interesting and i liked being around the people but some guy came up behind me and started grinding into me and i was spaced out and stuff and i wasn't trying to be sexy and i don't think i was dressed sexy but i know i want to be sexy and pretty and whatever but he came up behind me and was grinding into me and i felt his cock through his pants on my ass, it was rather hard and i was just moving still like everything was normal because i know this is supposed to be normal and stuff and i don't know what to say or do ever. so i was just letting him grind on me, grab my hips and waist, i think he did it because i looked at him when he first bumped into me i thought he was just trying to get past me but he wasn't and i think he thought i liked that. he kept going for a bit until i pulled away a bit and i guess how i dance i shake my butt a lot but it's just how i move and a part of my body i guess that exists in a way that pleases others and i'd lie if i said i don't want that because i do want that but i know that makes me messed up kind of and i feel so gross about myself almost because is it my own fault or something, and also why do i seem to be so unhappy or whatever, when it's normal and i'm not even mad at him. i'm not mad at it happening. i talked to my friend, he's experienced similar things, i have too before in my life and it's something you can only feel bad about. it's a really weird feeling bad. he went away, i was still alone spacing out, there were a few moments where i was moving my body, and it felt weightless, i really wasn't there, i wasn't inside me i felt like i swear and that's so weird, it only lasts for seconds at a time, that feeling, the weightlessness specifically. but i was spaced, staring at people, watching them. i moved up more after a girl started dancing next to me. woman. calling people girl for no reason is sexist of me. or at least ignorant and a slip and i don't want to make mistakes. i want to be better than that. i just. i don't know. anyway this woman came up to me with her group of friends, she grabbed my hands and started dancing with me and i tried to have fun but i just feel so weird about people touching me when i dance, even my girlfriend. but i was awkward and she said where are your friends, she pointed at a man, she said, is he your friend, i said, no, she said, where are they, i said, over there, pointing at no one in particular, and she said, go find them go find them so i went to find them.

she was really nice and helped make space for me and before she came i was getting swarmed on all sides by four asses shaken by men i'm pretty sure and i was covered in other people's fluids and a man accidentally spilled his drink on a woman's head and she said it was okay but looked unhappy and he looked so apologetic and he said to his friend, though ,that it was his fault, his friend said no, it might have been both of them. and the music was so miserable at points, even though i liked it sometimes. i like the gaudy synths but i went to find my gf and we were up front for a while but it got so hot and so tight and i was clutching my heart purse the way you clutch your actual heart if it were leaping from your body i kept thinking and i don't know but i was trying to be okay with everything and i told my gf what happened and that i'm okay with everything even though i guess i'm not even though i don't know exactly what's wrong other than feeling like i don't know. what am i to know even. oscillate between invisible and total object, what's there, a nightmare i guess. the swarming of bodies on all sides until you're at the center of a newly formed orifice. i wanted to start crowdkilling, which is not shooting up a crowd it's dancing super violently and aggressively and pointedly to get people to fuck off kinda and usually it seems pretty awful and sometimes evil but it felt like i would need to do something to protect myself and i guess i was afraid but that's stupid and my gf's mom, somehow, experienced a groping as well and i just don't know. i wonder about the attraction to me. if it's because i have a cock or if it's my shoulders or if it's because i'm kind of a girl or if it's because of the confusion i obviously have inside me or if it's because he was straight and thought i was cis or if he's gay and thought i was just a frillier kind of boy and i can't tell what i am already and i don't like this mess and i just want to be what i am, and touched on those terms and that's entirely monogamous and requires my girlfriend and i feel scared remembering his prick and that it fit neatly i guess. i also don't like other feelings i have. when i was a little kid i had boyfriends online and i liked talking about their penises with them so i basically always liked them. i never felt one though, i think but maybe i just can't remember something awful? i don't know how to feel that on some level some i know now and that it makes me wanna puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke. it makes me scared i don't know and i know this is all because i'm sheltered.

doesn't everybody have something like this happen, when i'm like this, like this meaning feminine, in places like this? it's sad it's a gay bar it happened because even when guys were very enthusiastic in regular clubs, they never drove their cock against me and held my hips while i was trying to just move my body to music to feel normal and lose myself in something because i was left alone and scared of a crowd already. i don't know. sorry for being crazy. sorry for being everything i am. i want to puke puke puke and i want to have control of my erotic senses, they aren't out of control because i secretly liked it don't think i'm dancing around that that makes me want to vomit too it's not that it's that it happened i can't make sense of why or i can and i just wish it didn't i wasn't looking for that i didn't want that information i didn't know how to tell him i have a girlfriend or 'no' i was just there i guess i let it happen? i don't know. i didn't like it i was scared or i feel scared remembering it now but then i felt dead and i was just outside my head i don't know.

i'm making noises and shivering and can't stop my arms being weird making movements stiff and sticky to air and fingers branches snapping in wind or stop motion heartattacks.

blahblahblahpukepukepuke4evereverever.

but it's 5:43 now so i should sleep. i didn't do anything important today, obviously. i did work on a little song, but that's just personal music not movie music... i watched some of that justin pearson documentary don't fall in love with yourself. i'm sure i'll wake up tomorrow, be okay, forget about this? i dunno. i guess it's useful to know what this is. this exact thing. no it's not but i know now so what can i do, other than have it in me and use it for my stupid things. i downloaded a juno-60 synth vst today, and i really like that, it's perfect, so i'm excited about using that thing for super ugly sounds, and it'll be good for the movie ost too probably.

so,

byebye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[alsjeblieft-zeg]

485 of 2023

Elaborate on a way you have volunteered?

I've never volunteered.

Do you use a full length mirror daily?

No, but we have one on the closet door in our bedroom, so I can't avoid my reflection anyway.

Can you walk in heels, or do you feel awkward in them?

Hehe I would try one day, just for lolz. But no, I don't walk in heels. Not so many men do it, I think.

Any TV shows you sit down weekly to watch?

No, I watch some of them daily. Typically old British sitcoms because they're brilliant.

Does anybody know about your sex life other than your partners?

My sister. I can tell her everything.

Even if you don’t like politics, do you still have opinions on the issues?

Nah, I don't feel competent enough to have them. I just believe in equality and human rights.

Are you one to sneak food into movie theaters?

No, I'm the one to avoid movies anywhere lol.

Will you tell someone if there’s something in their teeth?

Nah. I'd act typical Belgian way, pretend I see nothing and then comment behind their back lol. I know it's not a good trait.

Do you ever actually make your bed?

I do, but briefly. Nobody visits our bedroom anyway.

Do you make an effort to eat healthy?

Yup, but I have my moments of eating fast food, especially in recent times. Most of the time I eat vegetables, though.

How are things between the person you like / love / are with?

Brilliant. I low key expect another bollocking today, but oh well, he's right most of the time.

Where did you sleep last night?

Long, waking up two times. The weather makes me sleepy, though. I'm very sensitive to weather changes.

The last time you kissed someone, what color of shirt were they wearing?

Let's think. Today at the very morning when he was getting up to work and I got up to go to the toilet, I think it was dark grey? We'll see when he comes back home, I was too sleepy to remember such things lol.

What year do / did you graduate?

Secondary school 2010, university 2014.

What kind of booze did you last take shots of?

What is booze even lol. I'm not allowed to drink alcohol at all, it messe up with my medication.

What’s something you want to purchase next time you’re at the mall?

Some kind of vase for flowers.

Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you that you were sexy?

Yeah, a few times. Too bad I'm gay lol.

If you could see any musician live, front row, who would you choose?

Cult of Luna or Katatonia.

[themidnightcrimson]

Fleshlight. | w. maximoff

summary: in which wanda’s insurmountable lust for you shows its head when you catch her doing something unbelievably dirty.

warnings: top!wanda, massive simpery on wanda’s part and yours, masturbation, cumstrap (r receiving), i take no responsibility for the gay you may feel after this fic, this is for the whores and sluts only, thank you luiza for this brilliant and shockingly horny idea

this post is for 18+ only. minors: do not interact.

masterlist.

Wanda just couldn't take it anymore. She couldn't take the way you bit your lip innocently while you were focused, or the seemingly magnetic field that drew her eyes to your figure whenever you leaned over to pick the kids' toys up before you left, or the urge to rip your bathing suit right off you whenever you took them swimming in the pool. You were an unwitting seductress, an embodiment of Wanda's irresistible temptations. You were her babysitter.

When Wanda unexpectedly had to go away for a few days on a work trip, two nights to be exact, you were there for her like Batman. Besides being incredibly sexy, you were excellently punctual and always took perfect care of the kids. In fact, the twins loved you and demanded you always be their babysitter after the very first time Wanda hired you.

Wanda was able to come home a couple hours earlier than she had expected to, and she found herself excited as she pulled in the driveway. Of course, she was thrilled to see the kids, but she was enthralled to see you again. While you often left as she came or came as she left, sometimes you stayed to chat for a while. Sometimes, Wanda wanted you to come watch the kids even when she was home because she had to do a lot of "cleaning" or "remote work at home." Truthfully, she would just watch you in the pool from the kitchen window.

When she walked through the front door, she was met with the sight of you sitting on the floor with Billy and Tommy with about a thousand puzzle pieces scattered all over the carpet. What was in tact from the puzzle was only about one-fourth of what it was supposed to be, signaling to her that you had just started the puzzle.

"Mom!" the boys greeted Wanda as she closed the door and came into the living room, pulling her suitcase behind her. Still in their sweet years, they rushed to her and attacked her with hugs around her waist.

Wanda giggled and hugged them, kissing the tops of their heads. "Boys," she greeted them before moving her eyes to you. "Y/n."

You looked rather surprised by Wanda's appearance. You were a bit of a shy thing, always worried you were doing something wrong or upsetting Wanda in some way. The only time you ever upset her was when you mentioned a girlfriend, but you hadn't talked about her since she overhead you crying on the phone to someone about it. Other than that, you were perfect.

"Ms. Maximoff," you breathed, standing up from the floor and feeling weak in the legs. Wanda had always had that effect on you, given your gigantic crush on her, but you were surprised to see her home so early. "I didn't know you were coming home early, or else I wouldn't have started this puzzle with them." You scratched your head nervously and looked down at the floor that admittedly was a mess from all the tiny pieces of the huge puzzle. You thought you would have several hours to finish it.

"No, no, that's alright, hon," Wanda grinned at you, waving your worries away with her hand. "You can stay here and finish it with them if you want," she spoke in a casual tone that smoothly hid how much she really wanted you to stay. She shielded her mouth from the boys and whispered, "I'll pay you overtime."

You chuckled and shook your head. "No, you don't have to pay me. It's perfectly fine."

"So you'll finish the puzzle with us?!" Billy exclaimed, with Tommy's face lighting up as well.

"Sure!" you told them, sitting down on the floor in front of the puzzle. "My hair may be gray by the time we're done, but sure!" you reiterated as the boys quickly plopped down around you, leaning over the puzzle and collecting a few pieces to try out.

Wanda smiled in satisfaction that you were going to stay longer. If she had it her way, you would be staying there all night. "I'll be right back," she told you and the boys, exiting the room and pulling her suitcase down the hallway to her bedroom. As she opened the door, she noticed a few things that surprised her.

For one, her bed was unmade, unlike how it had been when she left. The sheets were messily strewn as if someone had been sleeping in it. Also, sitting on top of the chest at the end of the bed was a duffel bag with its top open, revealing clothes inside of it, some partially hanging out of the bag.

Wanda remembered that you had to use her bedroom during your stay because the guest room was being renovated. She vaguely remembered flippantly telling you just to use her bed as she was rushing out the door to catch her flight.

Something about it made her smile. Coming closer to the bed and throwing her heavy suitcase onto it, she curiously looked down at your bag. She could see a utility bag, some random shirts, a pair of sandals, and lastly, a pair of black, lacey underwear.

Wanda's eyes widened at the sight. They were just sitting there on the very top of all the bag's contents as if wanting to be seen. Her fists balled at her side, her palms itchy to reach out and take the panties. She bargained with herself on reasons why she should just close the bag and get to unpacking hers, but her mind was going rampant imagining what it looked like on you.

After a quick glance to the door to make sure you weren't around, she slowly reached into your bag and took the thin fabric between her fingers, pulling it out of the bag. She held it up, finding the hem with her fingers so she could hold them out wide.

"So this is what you're wearing under those clothes everyday," she mumbled to herself, licking her lips at the thought. Slowly, she brought your underwear closer to her face, pressing the crotch of the fabric gently against her nose and inhaling. When she realized the panties were used because she could smell the scent of arousal on them, she nearly audibly moaned. Her eyes fluttered shut as she grunted and inhaled your scent, feeling deliciously dirty at now knowing just what you smelled like. She imagined having her head buried between your thighs, lapping at your—

"Hey, Ms. Maximoff—“

Fuck. Wanda jumped at the sound of your voice coming from the door behind her and swiftly pushed the panties into the inner pocket of her coat before whipping around to look at you with the most natural face possible.

"Sorry, I didn't get a chance to clean up because I thought you were going to be back later," you apologized, coming closer to her and stepping past her to zip up your duffel bag, not wanting to make her uncomfortable by seeing any of your delicates. "Here, I'll go ahead and start washing the bedsheets so that they'll be done before I leave tonight." Then you went around the bed and leaned over it to start pulling the sheets off, and as much as Wanda enjoyed the sight, she quickly stopped you.

"You don't have to do that, y/n." She tried to keep her face as casual as possible when you looked up at her questioningly. "I can wash them later. You're my babysitter, not a maid." You chuckled shyly at her comment, stepping away from the bed and grabbing your duffel bag to get it out of her way. "Also," Wanda chirped before you could walk away, "Do you mind staying for a few hours until they go to bed? It's just—I'm really tired, and I don't think I could handle the boys' energy tonight."

"Oh, of course," you agreed with a nod, feeling excited if anything to get to be in Wanda's presence, even if she was probably just going to nap. "Should I just order a pizza for their dinner?"

"Sure, here." Wanda reached into her other pocket, the one that your used panties were not in, and took out her wallet, getting out some cash and handing it to you.

You took the cash and smiled graciously. "Thank you, Ms. Maximoff." Wanda felt a shiver dance in her spine at the sound of you calling her that. "I'll let you get some rest. Do you want the door closed?"

"Yes, please," Wanda answered with a polite smile as you slowly backed out of the room and closed the door behind you, leaving Wanda alone with your panties and her sinful fantasies.

+

Wanda had spent some time with you and the boys when the pizza arrived, but soon enough she couldn't take the excitement of what she was planning any longer. The three of you were entirely preoccupied, so Wanda told you that she was tired and was going to go to bed and to keep playing with the twins until they get tired. So she slipped off to her room, closing the door behind her and then plopping into her bed.

The woman turned her face to the side so that her nose was against the pillow and breathed in. Her pillows smelled like your perfume, and Wanda swore she would never wash her sheets again. Reaching her hand up, she slipped it underneath the pillow and slowly dragged your panties out from under it where she had hidden them.

Wanda shamelessly brought the fabric to her nose this time, letting herself exude a quiet moan. She imagined you straddling her face, grinding your pussy against her mouth while your breasts bounced above her. She imagined the look on your innocent face as you came, your doe eyes squeezing shut and mouth falling open.

Fingertips found the button of her pants before she slipped her hand into her own underwear and rubbed herself, eyes fluttering closed at the feeling. Her hips moved up against her hand as she continued inhaling your scent and imagining all the things she wanted to do to you.

She wanted to have you on your knees, mouth wide open and ready to be stuffed with her strap. She wanted to watch you gag and cry on her cock, to stroke your hair and push it in even deeper down your throat. She wanted to splay you open wide, to stretch your pussy out with her cock. She didn't know if you were a virgin or not, but either way she wanted to feel your tight little pussy around her. She wanted to dirty you up, to spit in your mouth, to absolutely ravage you the way she had been wanting to do for months.

Touching herself wasn't enough. If she didn't stimulate these primal urges inside of her, she was going to go mad.

Reaching over to her nightstand, Wanda took out her dual, cum-filled strap. It was her favorite toy, and while she didn't get to use it on many people here lately due to her desires being utterly consumed by your unattainable self, she had the pleasure of fucking the strap into her second favorite toy—a fleshlight.

Wanda pulled the harness onto herself, moaning when she felt the smaller dildo in the harness slide into her snugly. She turned over and kneeled, situating the fleshlight against the bed and holding it in place at the perfect angle. This certainly was not the first time she had done this.

She held your panties to her nose as she slowly slid inside the toy, bucking her hips up so that the dildo rubbed perfectly inside her. She shuddered at the feeling, imagining the sound of your sweet whines as she slid inside you. She wondered if you would claw at her back, or if you would grab at the sheets if she had you on your stomach.

What Wanda didn't wonder was whether or not she had locked the door, which it turns out she didn't. The boys were starting to get tired, so you told them to go get ready for bed while you cleaned up the puzzle. While the boys were upstairs getting ready, you walked to Wanda's room to let her know that you were putting them to bed and would leave after that.

As you approached the door, you paused. From behind the wooden surface, you could hear the sound of panting. Was Wanda just snoring? You assumed that was what it was since Wanda said she was going to sleep. You didn't want to wake her up by knocking on the door, so you slowly opened the door as quietly as you could, and what you saw was not Wanda sleeping.

Instead, Wanda was kneeling on the bed, pants-less, wearing a harness around her hips. She was thrusting into some object, and as she pulled out to reveal a large strap-on, you realized that she was using a fleshlight.

You felt hot all over, as if you had been placed in boiling water. It froze you, forced you to stand there through the crack of the door and watch the way Wanda rolled her hips into the fake pussy, her eyebrows sewn together in pleasure. She was holding something up to her nose, and when you recognized it as your dirty panties, desire bloomed in the pit of your stomach

"Fuck, you feel so good, y/n," Wanda whispered, "Fuck, fuck, fuck." The sound of her name rolling off her lips was enough for you to clasp your hand over your mouth to keep from gasping. Your knees trembled as you watched Wanda orgasm with your name being whispered off her lips like honey, pushing herself deeper into the fleshlight. You noticed her moving her hand from her mouth and downwards, and when she pulled her cock back out, thick, fake cum shot all over the pussy. Your mouth watered at the sight, and when Wanda rubbed the cum all around the fleshlight with the tip of her strap while pressing your panties to her face again, you couldn't physically handle seeing any more. Quickly and quietly, you left the doorway with a tremble in your step.

+

It was hard to sleep after what you saw. It was even harder to accept Wanda's request for you to watch the kids one night while she had a late meeting. Of course, you couldn't deny her, so you agreed. Whatever meeting she had ran super late because the kids had already been asleep for an hour, and you were sitting on the couch alone watching TV. Being distracted by the boys was enough to get your mind off what you had seen, but now that you were alone, it was all your pathetic brain could think about.

The way she had been thrusting into the fleshlight, the way she came in and on it, the way she had moaned your name, the fact that she had your dirty underwear. Usually, someone would be totally freaked out and offended to know that someone was fantasizing and had even taken their used undergarments, but your crush on Wanda was enough for you to find it utterly enthralling. You couldn't believe the woman had apparently had a thing for you too all this time.

Now that you knew, should you just go on as normal? Knowing that she felt the same way about you, and after what you had seen, how was that possible?

Was what you'd seen even real? Were you just tired and hallucinating something that originated from your own fantasies?

Deciding you needed to see for yourself, you got up from the couch and tiptoed down the hall. You didn't know why you were being so quiet—the boys were asleep upstairs and Wanda wasn't home. The only noise in the house was the TV drifting from the living room.

You slowly entered Wanda's room, feeling a rushing sense of guilt for doing so. You knew this was invading her privacy, but she had stolen your underwear, after all, and that was about the most invasive thing that could happen even if you found it shamefully hot.

Wondering where she kept your panties, you lifted up the pillows, but they weren't there. You pulled back the sheets a bit, wondering if they were lost under there from another one of her trysts, but they were nowhere near the bed. So you opened the top drawer of the nightstand, only finding random stuff. Even though you were on a mission to find your panties, you found it cute seeing what kind of stuff Wanda had in her nightstand.

You finished rummaging through the top drawer and then opened the bottom drawer, immediately finding what you were looking for and so much more. Not only was your underwear nestled in the corner of the drawer, but there were a few straps and other toys sitting in the drawer, along with the fleshlight and the strap-on she used.

Your curiosity got the best of you. Slowly reaching inside, you took the strap-on and pulled it out. Just its size alone made your mouth fall open. The inner crotch of the harness had a small dildo attached to it, and there was a small tube that seamlessly went into the larger, outer dildo attached to a tiny pump. It was quite seamless and efficient, and while you were admiring the toy, you were moreso wondering what it would feel like being used on you.

Sure, you'd felt your fingers inside you while you dreamed of Wanda fucking you, but now you had the cock she would actually fuck you with if she ever did. How would it feel inside you? How would Wanda feel inside you...

You weren't going to actually fuck yourself with it, you told yourself. You just wanted to feel how it felt inside you, that was all. It had a very ergonomic shape to it, after all, and while you were bargaining with yourself you were already hastily pulling your pants down.

You crawled onto the bed in the same spot you saw Wanda fucking the fleshlight, laying on your back and spreading your legs. Since you had been thinking about Wanda all day, you didn't even need to prepare yourself as you lined the dildo up to your entrance. You rubbed the tip around your hole, biting your lip as you imagined Wanda's hands on you. Your eyes fluttered closed as you pushed the dildo inside you, mouth falling open at the feeling.

Unfortunately, you were only a couple inches in when the door of the bedroom suddenly flew open. You nearly screamed, whipping your head towards the door and seeing Wanda standing there with wide eyes.

"Wanda!" you exclaimed, your face burning bright red when you realize what she'd caught you doing. You were on your back, legs spread and knees bent up, holding Wanda's harnessed strap between your legs. You quickly pulled out the only couple of inches that was inside you and sat up. "I—I can explain."

"No, I think I can explain for you," Wanda purred, closing the door and locking it. She sauntered towards you, hands instantly going to her pants and greedily unbuttoning them. "I know you caught me the other day," she admitted, to which your eyes widened.

"I'm sorry," you whispered, "I didn't mean to, I just—“

"Shhh," she whispered, placing her hand on the edge of the bed near your feet and leaning over to look at you as she unzipped her pants. "I'm glad you saw. Because I knew you would come back in here, and I knew I would walk in on you being a little slut for me."

Wanda kicked her pants and underwear down and took the harness from you, stepping into it and pulling it up. Her dark eyes fluttered as the inner dildo reached her, and she looked down and grabbed her cock, seeing that the very end was wettened by your pussy. It looked like you had only gotten a couple inches in before she walked in.

"Th-There never was a meeting, was there?" you whispered as Wanda crawled on the bed over you, watching you like a lion. Her lips were parted, lower teeth showing as she took your thighs and spread them. You laid flat against the bed again, staring up at her and trying to decipher if it was just a really good dream or if it was real.

"Nope," Wanda shook her head. "I wanted to see if you liked the idea of what you saw. Turns out, you liked it enough to put my cock inside you." With that, she nudged the tip against your entrance but left it there, swirling it around your hole. "I can't tell you how much I've wanted to screw you full of my cum," she husked, pushing it in just a bit further. "Now I know you've wanted the same."

You gasped at the feeling, grabbing onto her shoulders. You couldn't believe this was actually happening. You'd been dreaming about this woman for months now, and now here she was, kneeling between your legs and threatening your entrance with her cock.

"You want me to fuck you?" she whispered, pushing it in only an inch and dragging it back out again.

"Yes, Ms. Maximoff," you whined, arching your hips towards her.

Wanda moaned at the sound of her formal name coming from your lips. "Please, call me Mommy," she said politely before snapping her hips forward and pushing her cock all the way inside you. Your eyes bulged at the feeling, nails grabbing at her skin as she pumped herself deep inside you before dragging back out again.

"Mommy!" you whined as she thrust back in against, the very tip of her strap pushing into your cervix. She was so large and so deep that even through the painful stretch in your pussy, you dwelled in the feeling of her nudging into your stomach.

"Mmm, fuck, you like being my little fleshlight, don't you? I bet that's why you agreed to babysit for me in the first place, huh?" Wanda groaned in a strained voice that was punctuated with her fast and hard thrusts. "You just wanted me to fuck your tight pussy all I wanted to."

"Yes," you admitted, and although your intentions hadn't been so specific, what drew you most to Wanda was how much you desired her. Her knowing that and using it against you was shamefully hot.

Wanda grabbed your knees and bent them towards you, spreading you further for her. "God, I want to paint your womb with my cum," Wanda grunted, her thrusts changing as she found a perfect angle that pleasured herself just right. "I want you filled with my seed until it's dripping out of you."

Her words were sending you into a spiral. Your head was spinning so hard that you were mostly grabbing onto Wanda to not pass out, clawing at her back as she ravaged your pussy. Every time she moved inside you, the slick, sloshing sound of your soaked pussy filled the air. Her hips slapped crudely against your ass, Wanda having no shame in fucking you so dirty.

"Fuck, Mommy," you breathed as she started to rub your clit in circles. The dual pleasure brought a new wave of warmth inside you, your back arching off the bed. Wanda was fucking you so hard and good, and with her own grunts and moans filling the air, you were losing vision in your eyes.

"Take my fucking cock," Wanda grunted, her free hand moving to gently grab your throat, unsure if it was what you wanted or not. "Take it like the slut you are." When you let out an extra sharp moan in response, Wanda squeezed your throat harder. Your legs were bouncing around her with each of her thrusts, the bed starting to squeak.

"Fuck, y/n," she breathed, biting her lip as she started to come close. Her thrusts became sloppier and faster, and you came crashing into an immense orgasm that blinded you. "Fuck!" Wanda moaned as she came, and a moment later you felt her rushing cum fill the innards of your pussy, spurting right into your cervix as she pushed her hips as deeply into you as possible. The warm feeling eased you down from your orgasm, panting and sweating against the mattress as Wanda buried her face into your shoulder and caught her breath.

You stayed like that for a moment until Wanda leaned up and looked down, watching as she pulled her cock out of you, strings of your cum and her own attaching to it. Once she pulled out with a pop, her cum started to ooze out of your red, throbbing hole, dripping down onto the sheets.

"I'll take you up on that offer to clean the sheets," Wanda breathed with a grin, but you were too dazed and fucked to even hear her, legs trembling weakly. Wanda smirked and leaned up, grabbing you by the hips and slamming you onto her cock again.