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Steve and Eddie get a little studio apartment in the queer section of the city, by virtue of Steve getting hired as the building’s handyman. Half the residents are drag queens and there are RULES.
They can flirt with Steve all day long. Eddie (literally) will hiss and spit like a jealous cat, all red faced and pouting, which is INCREDIBLY entertaining. While the flirting is harmless, Steve’s pleased smile about how possessive Eddie is over him can melt the most cynical old queen’s heart. (They all think a lil “you’re welcome, Steve” for getting Eddie all riled up ever night.)
However, anyone who flirts with Eddie better be prepared. Steve’s glare is cold and cutting, and the silence after is worse. And if you piss him off enough, Steve is all for revenge. Better hope your toilet does clog or your sink keeps draining. Worst case is he’ll MAKE issues for you, until you make it up to him. And the only way to do that is to go support Eddie’s underground metal band and spend your hard earned money on his merch. (Eddie thinks Steve being a stone cold jealous bitch is hot.)
#steddie#shush mal#Steve’s a good sport 98% of the time tho#just don’t hit on his boy#Steve’s also the only one they can get into drag#Eddie refuses bcs he’s wrapped up in his big tough metal head persona still#they’ll get him eventually#my steddies
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the funniest part about coming to mha late, was I knew bkdk was extremely controversial and had seen some of the discourse about from the outside, so when I finally decided to watch it I was shocked to discover just how much of the plot revolved around izuku having a huge crush on kacchan
#bakudeku#bkdk#chases him down with a broken arm to tell him his secret#gets powers from all might bc he saw his beloved was the boy being attacked by the sludge villain#ochako: isn’t that the kid who bullies you? izuku: YEAH HES AMAZING#I WANNA BEAT YOU BC YOURE AMAZING KACCHAN#copies all his moves#only decides to take the tournament seriously when kacchan does#just the entirety of kacchan v deku part two#trains with kacchan shares his top secret meetings with all night with kacchan#watches him longingly as he saves to win during the training exercise#goes into a bloodlust when kacchan takes a hit for him#only returns home when kacchan pleads with him to come back#kacchan gets murdered specifically because izuku loves him so much#izuku takes the fight with Shigaraki to the ground to protect kacchan’s dying body#longingly staring at him as kacchan saves all night#little baby izuku chasing him around and staring at him bc he’s just that besotted#kudo teasing izuku by bringing up kacchan#and that’s all just izuku don’t even get me started on Our Gaylord and Savior Kacchan
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My overall analysis on Sektor and Bi-Han’s relationship and how I still think a Bi han redemption is possible.
If you don’t wanna read all this let me know, I’ll give you a summary
#I’m sad about bireena yes but#it wasn’t my top concern#it’s no secret to anyone that bi han is my favorite character#all I wanted was for him to be redeemed#I suppose wishing for that is too early in the game though#I’m just sick of seeing him subjected to the same cycle every timeline. I wanna see him get better#bireena not being canon I could live with#but having her not be in his story at all is crazy#I don’t think he needs an enabler like sektor he needs a questioner like sareena#mortal Kombat#mk1 khaos reigns#I’m not delusional enough to believe that they will ever give us bireena but please fix my boy#I hope this is all a build up cause if this is what we’re stuck with I’m done with mortal kombat#and please for the love of all things good let him and kuai liang reconcile#or give us a flashback of them close as kids#I need the emotional weight to hit harder when they’re not getting along#we need show don’t tell bruh
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#this question is very hard for me to answer so obviously I have to torment everyone else with it#cause like. like I can really see the potential in either answer. both are feasible#I will say. most realistically. to me. edwin first charles harder#because I think…..I think the reasoning behind the other way around usually tends to be about how edwin absolutely was slower to bond and#open up in general whereas charles hit the ground fucking running#but i don’t think that particularly applies to their romantic relationship#if you mean ‘fell for’ in a general sense rather than a romantic one then yes 100%#but that’s not what im talking about here#I have a few different reasons but generally I think edwin fell first because like… the way he attached himself to charles and accepted him#as his person and etc is so unlike him to do with literally anyone- especially at the point where they first met/the first years they knew#each other. charles just seems to have hit him as something very very special and irreplaceable quite quickly for him to open up the way he#did and change and flourish into a fully realized person because of how safe and worthy charles made him feel#he took to charles with an unusual amount of ease and trust and I think that says something about how charles struck his heart Early#whereas with charles… yes on one hand he did stay on the mortal plane largely because of edwin and absolutely would’ve been impacted by the#tender act of mercy that was edwin reading to him as he died so he wouldn’t be scared. that’s absolutely what got him to trust edwin and to#want to be with him and protect him and so on#but charles would still do that and be like that under intense platonic circumstances I think#but most importantly I just think charles fell harder. when he fell is less important to me here- more important is that by GOD that boy is#down so fucking bad and outright SAYS IT in so many ways that he doesn’t realize– the sheer amount he restates how he’s content so long as#he’s with edwin. how he doesn’t want to be anywhere where edwin can’t follow. would and Did go to hell and back for him. believes him#to be the kindest and most incredible person he’s ever met. prioritizes him above anything and everything. etc etc etc#that’s not to say edwin doesn’t feel a similar amount of devotion– but charles just. really loves him with his whole person. loves him as a#fact of his existence and a piece of his very soul#idk man. it just feels like he is so incredibly smitten and he doesn’t even know it.#like I said though I can see both options and give reasons for both options so this question EATS at me I GENUINELY don’t have a super#strong feeling either is absolutely correct. it’s so difficult to answer they’re both so smitten and have such a history and GRAHHHH#payneland#dead boy detectives#rambling#polls
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imagine being so absurdly cruel to your little brother that u even moving back to the country he lives in terrifies him enough to warrant a shaded closeup shot
#u can practically see his heart sink ouuughghhg baby boy i will protect u#the saiki brothers whole dynamic hits too close too home sometimes#just like having your tormentor be a family member who everyone else likes bc they don’t know the full extent#for a gag manga it really packs some punches sometimes
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holy fuck, this gives the zenin so much more lore than what we got in the manga. like the potential is right there to have this great inter-clan generational dispute and cold war but gege just breezes past it and then gets rid of it completely.
with all this cool new shut we’re getting about them, im almost glad that megumi was born a boy. like could you imagine just how much worse the zenin would have been to him if he was a girl? they already have the whole misogyny thing going for them and then their version of jesus pops up and it turns out that it’s a girl who wields their prized technique?
god, i can’t imagine just how much more controlling they would be towards megs, although im still not sure if the whole training until ur bones fall off would still happen. i feel like naoya would be different towards megs but we also know that the zenin are totally okay with incest so i hate where that would go.
It would have been bad.
See, I think the entire training until your bones fall off thing would still happen, but there would be an added layer of cruelty towards it. Because megumi was a little boy who was being trained in a way that even adults couldn’t have handled, so of course he spent a lot of time getting hit and a lot of time crumpling under the pressure and exhaustion. There are very, very few instances where he remembers actually leaving the training room on his own two feet. He usually was pushed until he collapsed and woke up later in the room they kept for him. But if he was a little girl in the same circumstances? They’d make every “failing” about her sex. They’d blame her being a girl for it and constantly use it as a source of sneering superiority.
It would also be bad because she would very much be seen as a source of descendants. Boy Megumi wouldn’t necessarily be exempt from that, but it would happen sooner for girl Megumi.
Bloodline is very important to the Zenin. Inheriting power, techniques—they want to continue the flow of power through the generations. And most of the Zenin clan (and the wider jujutsu world) believe that Megumi is the most powerful Zenin alive right now, if not Gojo’s equal, and the only reason why hes being graded as a Grade Two sorcerer is because gojo’s purposefully sabotaging his development. Like. Mindset is a huge amount of jujutsu ability. Yuuta went from getting beaten up by normal high schoolers to having some combat ability but needing inumaki to handle a semi grade one to being the second most powerful person alive in the span of a few months. He absolutely blitzed the previous second most powerful person alive when he would have lost that same fight a few hours previous. There’s a lot of people convinced Megumi’s on Gojo’s level but he’s been keeping him on a leash since childhood. But the powers still there in his blood.
That’s power the Zenin want to pass on, regardless of gender. But as a boy, Megumi’s got a little bit more leeway—men are accepted as warriors first in the clan, and age won’t affect his ability to procreate. If megumi was a girl? She’s got that goddamn biological clock ticking down. As the ten shadows, I think the Zenin would still expect her as a warrior, but they’d also have a fucking quota she needs to fill before the clock hits zero. And they’d have some very proprietary concerns about making sure no one outside of the clan has a chance to become involved with her. They’d want her to stay within the clan with her partners. And they’d be absolutely creepy and weird about how they went about it. It’s a little bit of a mercy that Megumi’s a boy.
#sea glass gardens#the Zenin already see boy megumi as their property#girl megumi? she’d be doomed#they already see women as property#they’d take a fucking hit out on yuuji I can tell you that#I’m a shameless itafushi shipper and while I don’t really write genderbend I don’t see a reason to change shipping them if I did#yuuji has this angry scary pretty girl who for some reason is down to hold his hand and then her fucking cousins hire a sniper#editing tags because I have more to say it’s one of my flaws#there’s so much of Megumi’s situation as a kid that was just horrible and miserable and full of pain#there were so many times he woke up in that stupid room too beaten up and bruised and exhausted to move#he was too tired to summon his dogs for comfort#and the Zenin hated when he treated his shikigami as pets anyway#I like to think megumi was actually scared of the dark when he was a kid#he was a child who saw monsters and didn’t have an explanation for them#they terrified him#his sister had a monster in the hall closet that wanted to eat her and he tried to be brave but he shook every time it came out#and it only came out at night#he was six. he was afraid of the dark.#he never told the Zenin but he could tell they somehow knew#his room was always kept so dark and there was never a nightlight permitted#he’d just wake up in the pitch and never know if anything was in there with him#he was hurt. he couldn’t move. and he was afraid of the dark#and sometimes megumi feels like he’s still that fucking six year old who got lugged from the training room unconscious and dumped in#the dark alone
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i may be doing something slightly problematic wrt my friend group but like it’s for the plot and i know nothing’s gonna come out of it so it’s fine
#one of my best friends at university has his friends from high school in town rn and so we’ve all been hanging out for the week#and like. ngl one of them is very cute and we hit it off and i got his insta and i think he might also like me maybe#like idk i don’t want to get cocky esp bc my other best friend said that she was told he can be a bit of a flirt with everyone but like#who caaaares he leaves in like three days i can have fun while he’s here right if we both know nothing is going to come out of it#idk like i’m not sure what i’m expecting to happen anyway but at the very least i get a friend out of this if nothing else#but like. i think i’m going to make it my mission to hang out w him one on one just once before he leaves#just like for funsies#and like in all honesty in the back of my head i’m like what if i get my first boy kiss this week. what then#mari is irrelevant
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Kaneshiro in the year of 2024 these people you have written this manga for still refuse to see Kaiser as abusive
Kaneshiro I beg of thee, right this wrong open their eyes to this aspect of Kaiser’s character Remove the wool from their eyes please
Amen 🙏🏾
#blue lock leaks#blue lock spoilers#seriously though a conversation needs to be had on how abuse is. it just hitting someone black and blue#like yeah an argument could be made that his verbal berating of Ness is inline with how the other bllk boys talk to each other sometimes#but kins are our ngro parallels and if rep and Nagi spoke to each other constantly like that they’d see the problem#also throwing a drink in someone’s face is not good either like Kaiser is not a good guy#sigh….#this isn’t a diss on kins btw I like it I just question those that don’t see that part of their relationship or downplay it#micheal kaiser#Alexis ness
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Enemy fellatio’d
#don’t ask me how I was playing for the other 2/3s of his health bar this clip is definitely indicative of the whole attempt okay#I’m very much Not Good at Elden ring but this was soooooo satisfying I actually quite like the bell bearing hunter’s moveset#I just wish he didn’t hit like a goddamn TRUCK like that sword throw does WAY too much damage for how fast it comes out and combos#I understand the desire to punish panic dodges but please ease up a little I was so clenched this whole time 😭😭😭#I keep telling boys to come fuck me whenever I play cuz I’ll punch their dicks off but apparently that’s not very appealing 🙄#tsuchi plays games
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So are any of you bumfucks on this godforsaken app gonna talk about how Brazil (Declan McKenna) was written By and For Ronan Lynch or am I gonna have to do it myself let’s do this bitches
Fair warning I’m sorta really bad at analysis according to every English teacher I’ve ever had so this is a lot of me freaking out but I think it turned out ok (this took half a year)
Starting off strong with Cars and Animals (Ronan’s favourite) !! Anyway the vibe I’m getting from this is like. The barns and then the He’s got eyes talks like an angel looks like me part is about the like. Greywaren vs Ronan Lynch dream vs human stuff we see in Greywaren (not super spoilery but it kinda doesn’t make sense unless u read the book lmao)
I could write a whole second post as long as this one just about this line but let me unpack this because ohhh my god. First up the use of religion is so perfect for mister Lynch over here and then. IM THE FACE OF GOD IM MY FATHERS SON IS INSANE FOR HIM IM GOING SO FERAL OVER THIS HE LITERALLY IS GOD AND HES HIS FATHERS SON (“and Ronan was everything that was left: molten eyes and a smile made for war” and also The Scene in TRK where Adam goes into Ronan’s room and thinks Niall is sitting on the bed) THIS IS CANON
He’s Not what u think u see he looks so mean but he just wants his little farm and for his husband to get into heaven when he dies (he’s worried about his agnostic tendencies) jk but this is 100% ab stereotypes and how Ronan doesn’t rly fit into what anyone thinks he is (the whole thing about Adam wanting to be unknowable and realizing Ronan Is Unknowable [poetry chefs kiss])
Can’t eat leather is so self explanatory. The bracelets are RIGHT THERE you can’t fool me Mr mckenna
I’m done. I’m done. I don’t even need to keep explaining this it’s RIGHT THERE AGH
And onto the ecoterrorism
I’m kidding (not really) bc this part always makes me think of literally the Entire Plot of TDT when Ronan is going around destroying capitalism to save dreamers. This IS the servers scene and the underwater pipeline and the Mirrors lady and also the way all of TDT is about self discovery and learning who you are and how to deal with that in a society made to destroy you and how isolating and sad that is (it gets him down 😞) and I can KEEP GOING
And just the way the song is so melancholy and also happy at once hits me so hard cause it feels like what the Barns does when you read the book like it SOUNDS like something Aurora would sing to kid Ronan it’s so homey and sweet but also sad and perfect
And obviously I don’t go through the whole song here but I feel that I’ve made my case sufficiently enough thanks for reading this far I love u mwah
#this has been in my drafts for over 6 months#it’s finally here#I don’t even really listen to this song anymore but it hit just the same when I was listening to it to finish this post#also just fyi you can’t disagree with me. I am right and I will die knowing that#I’m going to reread the series now I miss my Boy#also insert joke about Declan Mckenna and Declan Lynch ok I’m done#this is a little late for his birthday but it’s close enough#HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONE AND ONLY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH#Carried my life from ages 12-15 and will do so forever#this is so niche I genuinely have lost it#I miss them#ronan lynch#ronan trc#adam parrish#adam and ronan#richard gansey#gansey#richard campbell gansey iii#blue sargent#declan lynch#matthew lynch#the lynch brothers#the raven cycle#the dreamer trilogy#the raven boys#the dream thieves#blue lily lily blue#the raven king#declan mckenna#Brazil Declan mckenna
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I don’t think hyeonseong needed to remember dokja’s order to think about him if something goes wrong. I think he’s just always thinking abt dokja
and I love him for that
#Loyal puppy man#going post#Orv#‘Hey can you hit me again? and do it really hard’ kinky#‘no wait. just kill me right now’ UM. I RESCIND THAT LAST STATEMENT.#I don’t remember what his new attribute is how is dokja gonna cheat death this time#HYEONSEONG CHARACTER PROGRESSION FUCKING FINALLY#I’ve missed him…. deprogram your military propaganda boy itll be good for you#‘There is no third option this time’ ok my first instinct was to take him at face value but dokja is always planning and scheming so#maybe he’s just saying that so hyeonseong will make his own third option out of determination.#to teach him to like… not rely on dokja so much#maybe not the best phrasing but I think u get my point#next episode and I’m immediately confirmed right. AWESOME but also#Would have been nice to have delayed that gratification for a bit#let me step into a side character’s pov for a moment instead of having dokja tell me everything#‘I thought you considered me the standard you should strive for. If so then do as I say!’ ‘That’s not the kind of book I want to go by!’#YEAHHHHH HYEONSEONG!!!! MAKE YOUR OWN BOOK! GET THAT CHARACTER GROWTH#‘I see. Well done.’ Dokja you want to be a constellation so bad#It’s already been confirmed tht that’s his goal but it’s been so obvious for a while#Like he keeps putting himself in mentor roles all the time. n constellations aren’t necessarily as close mentors as dokja has been#But they’re still essentially That#WAH HIS HANDS?? HUH???#yeah yeah uh huh I was right dokja was helping hyeonseong learn his lesson on his own also HIS HANDS?????#*HIS ARMS???* GUYS.#‘until the scenario reaches an apocalypse’ bestie ur already in an apocalypse#Ofmy god he has to melt and then cool down a thousand times? what the hell#HUIWON CHARACTER PROGRESSION TOO?? YIPPEE!!!!!#aww a hug……. Even though he must be fucking scorching hot…. How sweet ^_^#and hyeonseong was so polite too he’s such a sweetie#oh I was confused for a second but he literally snuffed the flame! smart
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it’s so funny to see people gushing over adrien being protective over marinette cause like,, if you and someone were in danger and you had the skills to keep the other person from harm, would you not try?? yall that is basic human decency
#i’m talking about those scenes when the sword lady shows up and adrien starts fencing for his life btw#and the ones when he just tries to keep the other person from getting fucking crushed??#idk i haven’t watched the new episodes yet 💀💀#but like.. if you COULD protect someone from harm would you not??#what is he supposed to do#watch them get hit??#it’s like if i could protect someone by talking about stupid kids shows#i HAVE the ability to#i’m GOOD at it#and i would want to keep someone from getting hurt???#boy i would be yapping away#ik it’s like oo adrienette#but if it wasn’t marinette it’s just being nice 😭😭#you see him protect all of his other friends and i don’t hear a damn word about them#i’m not attacking anybody by the way!! it’s just really funny to me#miraculous ladybug#miraculous s5#miraculous season 5#miraculous adrien#mlb adrien#adrien miraculous#adrien agreste#miraculous ladybug season 5
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Reminds me of something…
#Queue#He looks like a frat boy#I remembered it as ‘construction worker’ but it’s def leaning towardss the first#He’s 6’5 AHHHHHHH#And that’s hot#i need him#GIMME A CHANCE#I made these so long ago and never posted them.#I bet that flannel smells nice#Kevin?#beware my tags#Now I’m remembering that video showing how cali surfer dude Terry sounds sometimes#Construction worker krilverlaw but….Giving Johnny a rich frat boy#I was thinking about young krilverlaw but I usually just push Johnny back in time#But just making THEM younger. and frat boys omfggg#Johnny manages to go to college with one or two of the cobras. maybe somehow all of them for#because of course they can’t be far. What if other dudes hit on Johnny and he doesn’t kick their ass?#What if he likes it? and yep. When Terry and his hairy friend start flirting with him. he reallyyy likes it#The cobras know they don’t have a claim on Johnny technically. but they didn’t expect to find Johnny getting nailed to the wall#by that dickhead Silver’s dick#Then AGAIN find him riding Kreese and getting choked while Kreese said some of the dirtiest things they’ve ever heard#Don’t worry Jimmy. Tommy. He likes your slight chest hair too—he doesn’t even have any.#nsft#Daniel is Johnny’s friend who’s also not so happy Johnny getting ‘bothered’#He already has him and the Cobra’s at his disposal like dildos in a drawer. no way he found more…right?#So this is his reaction when Johnny is too busy canoodling with the other dudes on his roster to let him use him like a pretty stress toy#Just go jerk it with Kreese man idk#krilverlaw#thomas ian griffith#WAITTTT a minute. Randy and this dude wait
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You looked so good in green
I hope you’re well
And you look so good with him
And I’m proud of you still.
I hope you love yourself
Your body and heart
I hope you feel happy
That’s all I want.
#syn spoilers#rest in peace my baby boy. my son#when I say this hit me hard last night it hit HARD#like. for Reasons™️ I cannot say why but I realized last night that Greeney is such an import character to me unironically#like. he started out as a meme and now he’s this big meme in my friend group and I have a voice for him and etc etc and OUGH. I care about#lez but Greeney is so much more important to me. I’m gonna miss him so damn much#and it makes it worse that his death was sort of glossed over imo? I don’t hate how it was done don’t get me wrong. but. it’s the firs#major character death and it happens offscreen? we don’t get to see alle or Six react? just mono?#yes mono was the closest to him. I understand I really do. but IMAGINE if he like smiled as he died and said some shit like ‘it’s alright.#i get to see her again.’ THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED ME DO YOU HEAR ME#anyways. snorlax big sad and chapters 74 and 75 do not exist <3#snorlarts#greeney ln#the seven year nightmare#other ocs#blood#gore#ish?
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#oh yes forgot to mention that my mom very suddenly told me that she’s pretty sure that this guy at my church likes me…30 MINUTES BEFORE WE#WENT TO HIS SISTER’S GRADUATION PARTY#LIKE WHAT#he’s 4 years older than me but not necessarily a bad option I just…don’t think we’re all that compatible?#we’re both a little too introverted with weird niche interests I think#I am so introverted that I think it would take a miracle for me to date another introvert I think it’s going to have to be an extrovert#(though I’m certainly not ruling out any boys solely based on that trait)#mostly it’s just WEIRD because I grew up with him in my youth group you know??? his sister is closer to my age!#WEIRD I TELL YOU#anyway dating right now is probably a bad idea considering I’m leaving the country for a semester in the fall#but I am fully preparing myself for an intense theatre crush because boy howdy have I gotten those BAD before#when I was 15 and in newsies I developed a crush on the boy playing Romeo (yes yes ironic I know) and it was like getting hit by a bus#nothing came of that of course because I never do anything in those situations but in hindsight I’m not convinced he didn’t like me back
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i find it rlly funny when i make a character and i’m just like. tumblr would love them. tumblr would be all over this character. why isn’t tumblr obsessed w them already. and then remember they exist only in my mind :(
#my character birthday i love birthday he’s one of my favorite characters i’ve ever made and i know he would be a hit on tumblr lmao#his name is birthday and he’s the birthday boy and it’s his birthday!#and also he’s devastatingly lonely. and lowkey got theseus��� shipped. whoops.#and also lilith. tumblr would adore lilith.#called the ghost of the wasteland and her existence is largely only rumored. was a genetic experiment to create something that#could survive the nuclear wastelands that cover the majority of her world. they succeeded but she escaped and now lives in those same#wastelands. is incredibly codependent w a very morally grey dude who was a black market test subject for poisons who escaped around the#same time as her and they ended up relying entirely on each other for survival for years and know each other better than anyone#but struggle to connect in any way that isn’t solely to keep each other alive when they’re older.#he never talks about his past and she is almost entirely nonverbal and doesn’t rlly want to find a way to tell him about hers.#she also realized after she escaped that she prefers to be referred to w she/her pronouns after her existence being viewed as#something instead of a someone and choosing that for herself is one of the first choices she ever made for herself and who she is.#and she’s only a side character in the story and mostly just haunts the narrative but yknow i should incorporate her more because#wow i love her actually. she’s dope as hell XD#dandy talks#my ocs#can’t talk more about birthday even tho i love him just as much because one of my friends has my tumblr and i’m using birthday#in a story i’m writing w my friends for fun and i don’t wanna spoil anything more than i have lmao. but yeah birthday is so cool lmao
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