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silent-flower21 · 2 years ago
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Here is another piece I've done over the past two days. I'm in love with it!!! It's not perfect by any means but it's perfect for me
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dragoncatlilly · 10 months ago
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I can't draw today but I wish to make an offering
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fluffs-n-stuffs · 8 months ago
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"Cuhut it out- you guys!" "Nu-uh, not until you're all perked up first! You don't want those gym challengers meetin' with an ol' mopey leader, do ya?" "Whitney's right, dear friend. No need to hide that beautiful smile of yours, alright?~"
What it takes to cheer up Johto's beloved ghost boy 👻💕
#some incredibly self-indulgent fluff for my own sake SKJDFSNDFS#Morty was having one of Those days where the weight of his responsibilities as leader and expectations as someone meant to bring back Ho-Oh#-felt a little too heavy to handle (more so than usual)#luckily his best friends (and mayhaps crush of nearly an entire decade) are here to take a stand against his low mood 🤼#I've been having brainrot of Whitney's dynamics with these two alrighttttt they all deserve to be silly with each other#best wingman award goes to this girlie for putting up with these two's mutual pining antics for years sdkfjskjdfh#the way I see it Morty and Whitney were besties way back before they had even become leaders (with Morty being the older between them)#there were definitely rumors going around between their towns about how they're an item#when the reality is that Whitney's more focused on winning the affections of the other cute girls she hangs out with#while Morty's a repressed gay lad burdened with religious guilt SDJFHUISJDNFS /LH /LH#the second Whitney caught wind of Morty actually developing a crush on someone you just Know she was on his ass Immediately#asking about aaall the details--who he is- what he does- how he dresses- if he could even conceivably pass her standards of how a--#--fitting partner for her best friend's meant to be#to which an incredibly exasperated Morty struggles to answer because Eusine is just beyond his comprehension /affectionate#when Whitney does eventually get to meet him in person the first time she most certainly takes a jab at his fashion sense SDKJFSDFNS#BUT they do end up getting along a lot better than Morty braced for- which was a huge relief to him#it soon reaches that point where Eusine's secretly asking her for details on the things Morty likes and how to possibly impress him#all the while Morty's asking her for advice on how he could cope with his feelings when he's still unsure on whether they'd be requited#Whitney finds the whole ordeal simultaneously very funny and perhaps one of the most frustrating things imaginable SDKJFSKDNFS#enough of me yapping thouuughhhhhh I should save that for its own post 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️#pokemon tickle#gym leader morty#morty pokemon#gym leader whitney#whitney pokemon#mystery man eusine#eusine pokemon#eusine#lee!morty#ler!eusine
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maxybabyy · 1 year ago
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I watched two episodes of the newest too hot to handle season and couldn’t stop thinking about a maxiel au. I imagine max stumbles through the casting for ‘love overboard’ and somehow ends up on the boat with no real interest in anyone on it. he tells the producer as much when they ask him which of the girls he would like to smash. Max: “I would of course not smash any of them” quickly followed by one of the british girls, Emily adding, “Max is hot, yeah? But the doesn’t have the bants to keep up with me.”
Daniel is the last person introduced before the boat shoves off, looking hot in his pastel shorts and a wide, fucking smile. Daniel is born for reality television too, jokes falling from his lips as he charms the rests of the cast. by the time they’re pulling into shore, he’s had three offers to share a cabin and helped Bennie, the law student from Bristol, put sunscreen on her bum. his tongue is halfway down Blaire the New Yorker’s throat, when someone from production has to come drag them back for the announcement that hey are in fact on too hot to handle.
cut to the next day: Daniel is getting a bit in his head about the entire. like, he has three weeks before he has to be back in LA, back to grinding for Instagram followers and shitty sponsorship deals, he’s not going to spend it fucking celibate. hes been floating the idea making a pact with one of the guys to make sure no one is really the first one to break the rules, but no one has taken the bait. Max though, Max keeps following him around. but it makes sense, yeah? they’re, like, the two best looking guys, so of course they should agree so they can divide and conquer without butting heads.
Max full of life as he laughs at all of his jokes, cracks his own dumb quips and watches him with this look – so open and exposed and more raw than anything else Daniel has seen on this fucking show – when Daniel laughs back at him. it’s such a stark contrast to how Max acts in around the girls, but Max is here for reason, Daniel reckons. maybe the silent type really works for him.
he isn’t – he doesn’t even think twice as he asks, “Are you trying to be good, Maxy? like, would you pick the sex over the money?” and Max. Max has been a little bit in love since Daniel stepped onto the boat, sun slick skin that Max feels sick with the need to taste. to lick, to bite into soft flesh and feel the muscle underneath his skin. always max would choose sex, any moment with Daniel is of course good. “I need a rule breaker, maxy. I need a partner in crime for this.”
Max just looks at him for a moment and then before Daniel has time to react, he leans in to kiss him. it's a good kiss, a great fucking kiss. one of the best Daniel has had sober and not fucked out of his mind when every touch feels good. Max clearly knows what he’s does, like – the hand on Daniel’s cheek holding him in place as he licks deep into his mouth. Daniel’s brain is barely catching up when Max pulls back. “There, now of course the girls will not the first to break the rules.”
and Dan’s like, “Yeah, for sure,” walking out in a daze to the pool where Geroge intercepts him and agrees to the pact as well. George who has seen all the previous seasons and knows you have to break the rules first before you can have a redemption story. so he makes out with Bennie by the pool while George and Emily kiss a few feet away. But somehow the kiss is kinda shitty? her lips are too small, and, like, the entire kiss is just a bit too dry? Bennie’s obviously having a good time, but Daniel just cannot get into it.
Daniel goes to sleep in Bennie’s bed, and they kiss – a shitty attempt to evoke some sort of spark inside him – and it’s still kinda ‘meh’. It’s definitely not worth the 3000$ it costs them the morning after. they’re charged 9000$, and that seems fair. Daniel had two kisses, and George kissed – until another couple confesses that they kissed on the beach. And Daniel’s not, he doesn’t really know how all of this works, but this means he gets one for free, right?
he kisses Blaire against the wall next to the fire pit because at least this has to be good, but that turns out shitty too. he doesn’t want to share a bed with Bennie, but he doesn’t want to get in with Blaire either, is just about to abandon ship and sleep on the couch for the night, when Max pulls back the duvet, “You can of course stay with me, Daniel.” so Daniel does.
the price for a kiss has been raised to 6000$ for disrespecting Lana, and Daniel has now cost the group 9000$ – should be 12000$ with all three kisses included – when his kiss with Blaire is revealed. Bennie angry as she taps her foot from where she’s perched next to him, obviously waiting for some kind of explanation that Daniel cannot give, too perplexed by the fact hat it should be hell a lot more than that actually.
cut to the tapes from the night before that some poor production assistant had to go through. Daniel waking up in the middle of the night to Max staring back at him. they don’t kiss, breathing the same air for another moment before Max turns around and presses his back against Daniel’s chest. Max’s ass against his dick until Daniel has no choice but to fuck into the hot, tight space between Max’s thighs, strong and warm and just a little bit sweaty from the hot summer heat. Max doesn’t touch him, squeezes his thighs around him until it’s almost as good as the real thing, until right at the end where he cups a hand around the head of his dick so the come doesn’t spill. Licks it off so there is of course no evidence.
(somewhere in the backroom the Netflix producers are having a meltdown. Daniel was supposed to be their golden goose with the funny accent and good looks, a charming lad who couldn’t stop himself from flirting with all the girls but ultimately settled down when faced with love)
to right the wrongs, Lana invites Daniel to go out on a date with Bennie so he can make up his mind. and it’s fine. Daniel’s a good date, and Bennie seems to make the most of life in Bristol, but he’s just not feeling it anymore, hasn’t been feeling much of it since Max kissed him. so Lana offers to switch her out for Blaire, and Daniel’s like, “sure, whatever.”, his mood only salvaged when Max turns up instead of Blaire (much to the surprise of the producers).
Max steals a kiss at the end of the date, and this time Daniel feels it. the curling of his toes, the lick of Max’s tongue into his mouth, the solid weight of Max’s hard dick as they’re pressed against each other. It makes him feel insane, hungry for anything Max will give him. and like, Max is all for blowing it all up, having sex in the showers, on the beach, in the middle of the night like they did before: wherever of course Daniel will have him.
but 200,000$ is a lot of money, and the distance between LA and London isn’t a joke. Flights are expensive, but Daniel already doesn’t know how he would go on without seeing Max after these three weeks? So he convinces to convince Max to be good, to win them the money so they can keep seeing each other, and it works. mostly.
now with a sequel.
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flannelepicurean · 9 months ago
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EXCUSE ME.
WHAT
THE EVER-LOVING
COCK-FUCKING
TIT-SHITTING
FUCK-SHIT
is WAL-BOG, U.S.A doing putting out
THIS FUCKING SHIT RIGHT HERE
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when I have
NO GODDAMN MONEY?!?!?!
Seriously, what the fuuuuuckkk?!?!?!
Vegeta front and center??? SAIYAN SQUAD ON THE GODDAMN CENTER STAGE???
They put Raditz on the front of a fuckin haaaaattt, babes!!! ✨💖 😭😭😭💖✨
And...and Nappa...Uncle Nappa's bald-ass head got second-tier top billing before SON GOKU! Wha...???
Piccolo on the side there doin the lord's work with my boi Gohan, and YES, our actual lord & savior Goku is there too, but MY GOOD AND LOVELY LIFE FORMS AND INDESCRIBABLE DENIZENS OF THE VOID, I CANNOT...CANNOT EXPLAIN TO YOU THE SHEER LEVELS OF EMOTION I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW.
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yanderespamton78 · 6 months ago
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when someone compliments your singing one (1) time and now you spend time practising singing and cannot sing without overthinking how you sound
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chainreh · 10 months ago
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eiji is such a funny character simply bc he wanted to be a villain so bad he even had a catchphrase and all but ichiban every 10 minutes just being like "ei-chan my best friend i love you!" till the very end where he just has to accept it is just perfect
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vamptastic · 9 months ago
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I asked for a razor for my birthday on account of my lustrous manly facial hair (ratstache wispy neckbeard and the horrifying beginnings of a goatee) and my dad bought me the same model as him and then told me that he was glad he did because when he was buying it he saw a bunch of videos on their website and realized he'd be using the wrong attachment for the past decade. In hindsight a lot of my dad's reluctance to include me in manly rights of passage is probably because his own dad left at 13 and he never had them himself, though gender roles do certainly play a part.
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juergenklopp · 2 years ago
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TREA TURNER @ Los Angeles Dodgers (May 2, 2023)
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jasper-crow · 2 years ago
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For those of you unaware. This is his boyfriend
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pregnantsecondo · 1 year ago
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What's your favorite yaoi ship
May need some clarification if yaoi here refers to manga/anime of the genre or like. General male/male sort of thing.
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bitchslapblastoids · 13 days ago
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the generational gap here creating this completely impassible valley of comprehension and accidentally becoming peak comedy…
“Some younger folks” “Throw some slightly strange questions at them” “Going steady” “Terrific pair” “Comic Lads” “Little YouTube shows” “Critics of games.” Has no clue who is who, all he knows is that he got a call back from “one of the duo.” Immediately blows up their spot about the call thus defeating the entire purpose of the call without even a modicum of awareness. Point of reference is a long-closeted gay entertainer from the 1960s who has been dead for 30 years and who after coming out debuted his “two husbands” (pic under cut, it’s a vibe). The earnest question of “do you like the hairy nosed wombat or just the regular brown one?” “…… I don’t really know.” The confusion in repeating the phrase “koala daddy.” God. just extraordinary content here.
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beauspot · 1 year ago
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Thoughts on my second watch of Good Omens 2
i heard the fly buzzing in my first watch but didn’t know why and now i know
Maggie my sweet darling angel baby i love you
Aziraphale turning their car yellow
crowleys “no more dying” in extreme scottish.
Disposable Demon i’ll save you from these awful people i promise 😭
Aziraphale’s little smile when he says “smitten” to Crowley
i wonder if crowley was especially hurt because aziraphale seemed to be able to forgive gabriel who tried to kill him but can’t seem to forgive him being a demon.(still seeing all of this as a metaphor for internalized homophobia, like aziraphale knows he’s not the perfect angel he wants to be and he’s projecting his feelings about that onto crowley)
I can’t believe we got an actual ball. like pride and prejudice, bridgerton ball.
the beautiful score that started playing when aziraphale brought the chandelier down
i didn’t even realize that when they walked in the outfits changed. mrs sandwich made me realize(also i love her)
Nina being the only one to question the weird magical shit Aziraphale and Crowley do sends me so bad.
Season 2 took everything i liked about the first season (aziracrow, queer subtext, gay people, archangels, and beelzebub) and expanded on it
The adorable smile on Aziraphales face when he asked Crowley to dance 😭 he’s so pure(i should have known something was up, everything was going too well)
Crowley saying i won’t leave you on your own and Aziraphale saying i know 🤒
why isn’t aziraphale able to miracle nina and maggie??
crowley and mrs sandwich flirting. too cute
crowley saying he’s neither nice nor a lad.
crowleys little run in heaven when he’s following muriel
maggie giving the middle finger to the demons and laughing in their face when they tried to belittle her. queen
defensive aziraphale is so badass. just because he’s soft doesn’t mean he can’t stand up for himself or the people he loves
the random guitar solo in the final episode theme is so bizarre to me. why is it there?
ahh the raining hearts symbolizing crowleys vavoom plan!
crowley’s heavenly outfit not being white but “light grey”
the relief in aziraphale’s voice when crowley came back 😀
also him mumbling about the halo like he did with the sword 😭 but he sure loves to boast about the things he’s done right to crowley
aziraphale and crowley doing magic together has the power to set off alarm bells in heaven and they barely tried, they’re just in sync
saraqael was such a good addition to the cast.
crowley smiling at aziraphale going off on the angels and demons
“where beelzebub is, is my Heaven.” 🥹
the little knowing look after crowley mentions alpha centauri
the way they just interrupted michael’s speech by leaving 😭
i think that aziraphale was about to ask crowley to move in but that’s my opinion
the look the metatron gave crowley is so strange. i don’t like that
“JUST US. NOT YOU.”
“You’re not helping, angel.”
the softness in aziraphale’s voice when he talked about making crowley an angel again? how can you hate him! he thought he was doing the right thing!
also the miscommunication these two have is completely out of hand because crowley asked aziraphale if he said no and aziraphale hadn’t given an answer AT ALL to the metatron. the metatron told him to take his time. he went back to tell crowley the news first.
crowleys confession makes my stomach hurt. the way his voice broke when he said “we’ve spent our existence pretending that we aren’t.”. the way he had to force himself past his anxiety to tell aziraphale he wanted to spend eternity with him? fuck.
the way aziraphale tells crowley to come with him. like and through all of this they are losing each other, oh my god.
“i need you!” god aziraphale punch me in the face next time why don’t you?
i feel like in all this anger towards aziraphale a lot of people are ignoring that he put himself out there too. he was telling crowley he needed him just like crowley was
“no nightingales.” FUCK YOU GAIMAN
the way aziraphale touched his lips after. dear GOD. someone get michael sheen an emmy
seeing aziraphale struggle against his wanting to kiss crowley back and his fear and wanting him to come back to heaven further supports my internalized homophobia analogy
also even knowing the kiss was going to happen because of the spoiler it still didn’t quell my shock. nor did it ruin the scene, i think it actually surprised me more because it did not happen how i thought it would.
side note i saw some people saying they thought the kiss was going to be a cop out in some way. like a body swap or as a joke and i don’t really know why?
it just occurred to me that both aziraphale and crowley thought the other one was just doing that thing they do where they say they won’t help, or they’re on their own but they eventually come back not knowing that the other was completely set on these plans they had. this wasn’t like armageddon or saving gabriel.
the second coming…of jesus…
crowley cutting off “a nightingale sang in berkeley square”...i’m gonna jump
this being the ending for the next 3-4 years. oh.
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reminiscingtonight · 1 year ago
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Gay 4 Me
Alessia Russo x Reader
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A/N: A little spiciness, talks about solo-action if you get my drift. Based on the G Flip and Lauren Sanderson song
[WOSO Masterlist]
You find out by accident. 
Katie, shit-stirrer she is, is in the midst of ribbing the fuck out of Alessia. The striker had missed one too many goals, one too many passes, one too many everythings at practice and the Irish woman’s taking too much joy in rubbing it in her face. 
“Mate, you’re too stressed. Gotta find yourself a lovely lad or someone to work out the tension.”
“There’s no tension, Katie!”
“Tell that to your shoulders,” the brunette snorts, fingers flicking at Alessia’s shoulder. 
The blonde bats her hands away, a frown on her face. “There’s no tension,” Alessia repeats, annoyance leaking into her voice.
“There’s no shame in getting a bit of help, Lessi.” Katie shrugs. “I might judge your taste in… partners, but that’s exactly what they’re for. To help us relax a bit.”
“I don’t need help relaxing,” Alessia huffs.
It takes a second, but Katie eventually gets what the blonde’s telling her. Katie’s mouth splits into a devilish grin. The Irish woman’s always more than happy to get too close and personal, invading everyone’s private lives. 
“What, your fantasies that good?”
Alessia rolls her eyes. “I never said they’re fantasies, McCabe.”
“Oh come on, you can’t say straight sex is that good to be reminiscing about.”
“Well I never said it was straight sex now did I?”
Katie’s mouth drops open and Alessia uses the moment of reprieve to push past the Irish woman. 
You tuned into the conversation the second the two of them made it into the locker room. You’re not sure what it is but something about Alessia is just so magnetic, always drawing you in no matter what you’re doing.
So yeah, you’re already listening to Alessia and Katie’s bickering when you find out that Alessia apparently has no qualms getting some solo action. But those words paired with blue eyes flashing towards you has you struggling to swallow.
Good lord. 
Alessia Russo touches herself to the memories of the two of you having sex. And she just admitted it to the whole locker room. 
(Not that the girls know which memories she’s getting off to, of course)
A bolt of arousal shoots right through you as you drop your head, face flaming red. 
You can still remember the night it happened. The taste of tequila sharp on your tongue after a night out with the team. You’ll argue that the alcohol lowered your inhibitions but truthfully nothing but pure lust made you trail after your blonde teammate out of the bar. Alessia felt soft under you, the noises she made sounding like music to your ears. What she lacked in experience she clearly made up for in skill, easily bringing you to the precipice multiple times just as you did her.
Just the thought of sweet little innocent Lessi, hand shoved between her legs, nothing on her mind but your hot night together as she brings herself to release makes you want to take her apart right here right now. 
The feel of a hand trailing down your back has you hurtling back into the present, breath caught in your throat in surprise. Alessia seems amused when you start hacking away. Her hand stays in place as she hands you your water bottle.
“All good?” Her face is the picture perfect example of innocence but you can see right through her.
“All good?” you mock, shoving at her lightly. Alessia laughs, discreetly running her hand down your arm, pausing to give your bicep an appreciative squeeze before taking it back.
“Of course.” Her words are paired with teeth biting her bottom lip and you have to fight the urge to sink your own teeth into the rosy skin.
“You’re killing me, Less,” you groan under your breath.
“You can’t seriously be blaming me, can you? Was quite rude how you left me with an ache if I’m being honest.”
Eyes bulging at Alessia’s confession, you find yourself choking on yet another breath.
It’s the way she says it without any embarrassment, eyes glimmering with a slight challenge, that takes you off guard.
Deep in your head you can still hear your cousin’s warning when Alessia first signed for Arsenal. Ella had backed you into a corner at a family gathering, finger digging into your sternum the second you walked through the doors.
“Alessia’s my best mate and she’s the sweetest and most innocent girl ever. You better take care of her when she joins your stupid little club or so help me I will make your life a living hell the next time we see each other.”
You couldn’t find it in yourself to tell Ella that she seemed as threatening as a scraggly chihuahua. But you promised her that you would watch out for the blonde.
If only Ella could see her best friend now. Not so innocent and pure as she thought.
Though you really have no one to blame for that but yourself.
You know your cheeks are burning right now and you pray that none of your teammates are paying close attention to you and Alessia. If anyone was, they’d instantly know you guys are talking about things less than PG friendly.
Nervously chuckling, you keep your eyes trained to your bag, trying to ignore the way you can feel Alessia staring at the side of your face. “That great, huh?”
Alessia clicks her tongue, an action that has your head instantly going to the gutter, remembering exactly what she could do with the muscle. “If I’d have known how good you were in bed I would have asked Ella to hook us up eons ago.”
She’s grinning when you look up at her with an incredulous expression. “Alessia!”
“What?” she laughs, easily intertwining your fingers and leading you towards the door when she realizes you’re done packing. She leads you past a still dumbfounded Katie by the door, pausing long enough to wink at the Irish defender before you’re slipping away to the parking lot.
You have a feeling you’re going to have to endure an interrogation from the brunette in the days to follow, but right here right now, hand still caught in Alessia’s as you walk her to her car, you can’t find it in yourself to care all that much. 
Especially when Alessia suddenly hooks her fingers into your belt loops and yanks, sending you crashing into her body. You tilt your head back and laugh, arms resting around her shoulder so you don’t completely barrel her over.
“Well hello there,” she winks, as if she’s not the reason you’re currently pressing her against her own car.
“Alessia,” you return evenly, raising an eyebrow in question.
“I have a bottle of tequila and microwaveable chicken nuggets at my place. Wanna recreate some memories?”
You narrow your eyes at the striker. Her smile turns a little more teasing.
“Would you rather I straight up ask for you to put your fingers--”
“Shut up and get in the car, Less.”
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bridenore · 6 months ago
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Author rec : wolfpants
Wolfpants is one of my favorite authors. Here are a few recs, listed in alphabetical order.
August by @wolfpants [3k]
Summer, 1998. Harry Potter arrives at the Manor to return Draco's wand. The problem is, he keeps coming back.
Aurora by @wolfpants [5k]
Eighth Year at a half-built Hogwarts, and Harry is not following Draco Malfoy anymore. At least, that's what he's telling himself.
Everybody Hates a Tourist by @wolfpants [51k]
On a stag do in sunny Brighton with the Gryffindor lads, the last person Harry expects to run into is Draco Malfoy. After a glimpse of Malfoy’s Muggle life in Britain’s gay capital, Harry’s curiosity gets the better of him and he finds himself returning to the seaside again and again, drawn to the city, drawn to this new version of Malfoy that Harry barely recognises from school. Meanwhile, Draco’s just trying to live his big and best queer life: working for the weekend, chasing hot men, getting lost in Brighton’s nightlife, and making friends with the neighbourhood cats. Why does his former school rival and crush have to show up and spoil everything?
Look For Me In The Sun by @wolfpants [8k]
Harry and Draco are on the run in America after a mysterious string of werewolf-like attacks in the Muggle community causes the Ministry to  impose new and harsh anti-werewolf legislation. Giant trees, crashing waves, seedy motel rooms, and the long and winding coastal road awaits them, but will they ever be able to go back home?
Summer Place by @wolfpants [14k]
Draco has the perfect life: a perfect house on a perfect street with his perfect husband. It’s all he’s ever wanted. So why does something still feel wrong? 
Thickets by @wolfpants [17k]
When Draco returns to the UK after two decades of building his career as an internationally-renowned artist to look after his ailing, estranged father, he crosses paths with his former flame, Harry Potter, in the most unexpected way.
Under Giant Mountains by @wolfpants [33k]
Harry doesn’t know where he’s going. Everyone else has  their life paths figured out; he doesn’t even know where his map is.  Who’d have thought Draco Malfoy bathing in a Norwegian forest would be  the guidepost Harry needed? In which Harry’s trip to Norway to  visit dragon-wrangler Ron introduces him to hikes from hell, mysterious   natural magic, foraging, magical bathing, a new and bizarre friendship, and the frustrating, heady allure of his former nemesis turned sexy   globetrotting field researcher.
Waiting for the Moon to Rise by @wolfpants [8k]
When Harry and Draco move into Grimmauld Place straight out of Hogwarts, the last person they expect to find taking up residence is Bill ‘divorced, dishevelled, and dangerous’ Weasley. But what if their new, furry little problem is the help they need to finally bring them closer? Stranger things have happened, Draco supposes.
I hope you enjoy these stories as much as I did!
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queen-of-reptiles · 1 year ago
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𝙷𝙾𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁𝚂
description: lauren and her arsenal player girlfriend go on holiday for their year anniversary and use it as a way to remind everyone why they hold the top spot as fav woso couple
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lauren james x female y/n
disclaimer: I am in no way saying Lauren is gay or bi-sexual - this is strictly a work of fiction
there are not enough blurbs and imagines about lauren so I made some
entirely inspired by @daydreamingleclerc :))
some sexual themes and comments - nothing too bad :)
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Lj10 my girlfriend is hotter than urs 🤷‍♀️👍
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katie_mccabe11: lauren your insta is turning into a y/n fanpage mate …
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y/n: tbf mine is the same for her 😝
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katie_mccabe11: you’re only 21 shut up! 😡
username3: SHES SO HOT OMG 😍😍
username4: fuckkkkkkkkk 🔥🔥🔥
username5: 🍑🍑🍑
miafishel10: how many takes did the second photo take? 😭
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Lj10: too many mate
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y/n: IT HAD TO BE PERFECT BABY 😠
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lucybronze: bet lj didn’t complain too much wth you on top of her tho y/n 😶😶
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Lj10: ;)))
stanwaygeorgia: Cuties 🥺
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y/n: 😊😌
y/n: alsoooo my girlfriend’s hotter than urs baby 💋
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Lj10: liar 🙄
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y/n: ik u r but what am i? 🤷‍♀️
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Lj10: hottest girl in the world ;)
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y/n: I have once again been outplayed lads 🥹
Arsenalwfc: looking peachy y/n! ❤️
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username6: arsenal admin knows what’s up 😭😂
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arsenalwfc: the sky
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username7: OMGGGG 😭😭
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play at the hotel bowling alley ✔️
lauren gets hit on by the waitress whose been serving us all night ✔️
lauren reply with asking for another drink for ‘her missus’ ✔️
me not slapping a bitch ✔️
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username1: HAHAHAHAH
leahwilliamsonn: ShUt UP 😭
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y/n: Wasn’t like we’d been snogging all night either 😠
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reece: shoulda slapped her mate 😂
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Lj10: don’t start !!
username2: I LOVE REECE AND Y/N’S RELATIONSHIP 🥹🥹🥹
katie_mccabe11: I imagine you were fuming ??! 😡
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y/n: nahhh we went and made out in their photo booth and left one of the three print-outs on their cute print wall 💋💋
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lucybronze: iconic 😂
username3: don’t be shy - tell us her name 😶😶
keirawalsh: who won ?? 🤨🤨
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samanthakerr20: deffo y/n 😭💋
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mbrighty04: nahhh lj all the way 👍👍
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caitlinfoord: nah y/n has to be ! xx
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y/n: It was Caity! 😌😌
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Lj10: let you win baby @y/n
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y/n: take that back you little shit 😡
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Lj10: I’m older and taller love 😂
username4: why would she come onto lauren tho ??? like these two are SO in love ?! 😡
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username5: cause lauren’s famous !! 🙄🙄
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mbrighty04: I CANNOT WITH YOU TWO 😭
y/n: hehehehehheh 😘
reece: how do i bleach my eyes ?? 😭
y/n: i can do it with a spoon if you need? xx
reece: i hate you sm
jbeattie91: Amber would like to say she is stealing all of these poses for us 😝
y/n: YALL WOULD EAT THESE OMG 😫😫
lucybronze: you two 🙄🥺
y/n: luv u too !!
miafishel10: HAWT 🔥
y/n: like you b 😉😗
samanthakerr20: YOU LEFT THAT?
ON THE WALL?
FOR EVERYONE TO SEE?
y/n: nahhh only pictures 2-4 😜
samanthakerr20: you give me gray hairs
k says you guys r cute tho
y/n: omg say hi to her i miss her sm !! 🥺💋
katie_mccabe11: jesus god
y/n: not in this place of worship
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miafishel10: HAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS GOLD 😭😭
stanwaygeorgia: PLOT TWIST LMAO 😂
lucybronze: omg NO
y/n: istg luce imma slap this bitch - SHES ASKED LJ THREE TIMES IF SHE WANTS HELP PUTTING SUNCREAM ON
lucybronze: i kinda want you too, but Keira is saying no to the slap
y/n: UGH fineee
samanthakerr20: THIS IS CHAOS
alessiarusso99: omg omg omg
ella says mark your territory …
y/n: BET
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reece: HAHAHAHAHAHAH 😭😭
y/n: the games the game 🤷‍♀️
katie_mccabe11: absolutely gold omg 😶😶
y/n: honestly it was outta pocket 😫
alessiarusso99: omg omg omg
y/n: it was honestly a moment 😭
lucybronze: what a day 😂
y/n: honestly it was a nice day mainly 😜
miafishel10: is the new one nice at least????
y/n: HES FANTASTIC! His name is Sam and he’s showing us his puppy he has with his bf which is adorable and he’s taken some cute pics of me and Laur so look out for them ;))))
miafishel10: legend 😫❤️
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Lj10 we really are hot
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mbright04: cuties 🥺
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Lj10: cheers Mills! y/n says luv u! x
samanthakerr20: these are actually so sweet 😫
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Lj10: Thanks Sammy 👍
lucybronze: who took these photos?!!
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Lj10: our new waiter Sam! Absolute Legend!
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y/n: we love sam v much! 😘
username1: THEY ARE SO CUTE
username2: UGH 🔥
username3: ROMANTIC! ❤️❤️
y/n: just would like to point out as cute as these are - lj still wouldn’t play mermaids with me :((((
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reece: @Lj10 that is UNACCEPTABLE 😡😡
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y/n: thank you ik !! 😌
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Lj10: omg babe 🙄
alessiarusso99: I’LL PLAY MERMAIDS WITH YOU Y/N 🩷🩷
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ellatoone: SAME
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esme.morgan: SAME 😌😌
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y/n: HOW QUICK CAN YA’LL GET ON A PLANE 🥺😩
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Lj10: YOU LOT DARE ISTG 😠😤
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y/n one whole year with you baby and six more days in our own paradise ❤️ i love you x
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Lj10 i love you so lucky to have had a year with you, excited for more to come <3 xx
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ya girl ran out of image allowances on the app - which ngl is stupid!
But lemme what you lot think?? request if you want anything and I’ll do my best xoxox
- Queenie xo
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