#just BARKBARKBARKBARK
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@thediktatortot: hey Add, bloodborne harringrove au
Me who is a BIG BIG fan of bloodborne: you have no idea what you started *word vomits an au immediately*
In conclusion prepare for Steve and Billy covered in blood and experiences HORRORS daily coming to you...sometime soon
#listen you dont even need to play bloodborne#listen to the soundtrack#LISTEN TO THE CLERIE BEAST THEME#THE MUSIC SLAPS#just HNNNN#the story itself#SCREAMS#if you want religious imagery#gothic horror#womb imagery#and pregnancy imagery#THIS IS IT#I LOVE IT SO MUCH#mention bloodborne or any souls game ill probably chat your ear ofd#off*#also when i say horrors#one of the things js has you go through the game#your character realises there are eldritch horrors they couldnt SEE before#and you can be driven mad by the consumption of blood#just BARKBARKBARKBARK
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If you're a motorcyclist in LA and you heard barking, that was me, sorry, it will happen again.
#BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK#comic#I love my friend she gets it#one of our first times hanging out and she matched my energy lmao i love my platonic wife she gets me#me when i see a biker like ROUROUROUROUROUROU come here I just wanna get a lil handsy with you BARKBARKBARKBARK
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no thoughts. head empty and filled with this video.
#his lil grunt when he gets hit#i need to be fucking medicated#i’m like a dog in heat#BARKBARKBARKBARK#johnny give me just one chance#jackass#johnny knoxville#mtv jackass#lilith rambles
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i hope iam not just a tumblr blog 2 u all but also a weird excited pomeranian
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like sorry get out of my house im scared af who said that.
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No context. Only half-orc ass.
#demondepresso art#noob artist#artist on tumblr#bg3 meme#bg3 gale#bg3 astarion#bg3 durge#idk how to tag the ass of my durge#i just want to slap it so bad#i'm going barkbarkbarkbark over my character#baldur's gate 3
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Just putting this here....
@macnche3sus
#im gay for this man#actually im just gay in general but like..#carlos oliviera#AUGHHH#carlos oliviera for life#carlos oliviera from resident evil#daddy carlos#muscular men#daddy#resident evil#BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKWOOFBSRKARFBARKWOOFBARKBARK RAHH BARKBARKBARKBARK#🐶
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I want to wag my taillllll stupid dumb human bodyyyyy
Hmph
Bark.
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bought violent femmes tickets and young fathers tickets and GUS DAPPERTON TICKETS YEAAAAA
#when i saw gus last i literally had the most insane (bad) night of my life#NOT THIS TIME BABY ITS JUST ME AND GUS AND A $20 TICKET#BARKBARKBARKBARK
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I'm thinking about Kafka again...!!!!!!!
#SHE MAKES ME FERAL I JUST#BARKBARKBARKBARK#HHNHNHNHNNH HOW MUCH LONGER MUST I SUFFER WITHOUT KAFKA IN MY LIFE#sanura rambles
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i hate the concept of holiness and sanctity except when it applies to things i think deserve it. Understand?
#indexed post#its the high holy days ysee and i think thats cool. thats fine#but people love to invoke holiness in their poems and their waxings and its like GRRRR BARKBARKBARKBARK just a pet peeve of mine.#it just doesnt speak to me. i think fewer things should be sacred i think we should sit in the dirt with it all.
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just wanted to say i love those picks for Lloyd's flowers!!! A super fancy flower with no meaning at all, and a pretty simplistic flower but with far more symbolism. it's just fits him so well, with the green and gold and everything :D
Thank you!!! That is definitely what I was going for when choosing them (after spending hours trying to find a suitably green flower snksnksnk), so I'm glad you picked up on it! ;w;)/
#plus 'energy in adversity' is just...so lloyd...#its almost *too* perfect barkbarkbarkbark#lloyd garmadon#legacyverse#asks from nice people
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Ironically, I actually opened tumblr to say that I asked a friend why he was doing X since it so obviously made him miserable, and he said he was doing it for my sake. If we had been speaking in person I don't think I could have stopped myself from yelling at him. Instinct inherited from long-distant ancestors told me to bite him.
As it was, I said "don't do that" and because it was in writing he could not hear me resisting the urge to kill him with my teeth.
It's both a relief and kind of bemusing, in situations like this, when my response is seen as compassionate rather than bloodthirsty. Seeing someone interpret as reassurance something I half-intended as a threat. But if it works, it works.
#seriously i can feel the biting in my teeth#theyre itching for it#there are a lot of little moments where i can feel a dog trying to take control of my body#like a specific dog#there's just this specific category of things that make me switch from 'bottle up feelings' to BARKBARKBARKBARK#i can still hear the edge of the threat in 'if I want you to suffer for my sake I will ask'#KILL WITH MY TEETH#godddddddd like i get it. i understand why this happened.#it makes sense#but THE PRESUMPTION#HE WAS ACTIVELY CREATING A PROBLEM THAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH#AND I CAN HANDLE THAT#BUT HE WAS DOING IT 'FOR ME???'#EVERYONE LOSES HERE#if he had simply spoken to me about it. maybe some people would have not lost.#my patience has worn real thin with this particular issue#*muffled screaming*
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Ace attorney news reminded me to finally listen to the new turnabout musical recording. I am unwell (affectionate)
#I’ll probably wait to listen to the rest of it until I can properly get into ace attorney mode but GOD#JUST August Day alone is so so fucking good#the expansion. the Alan menkin of it all.#i apologize for the person I will become when I listen to the rest of it#barkbarkbarkbark#turnabout musical
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Kept missing birth control pills and now my pussy won’t quit whistling a chain gang tune
#o brother where art thou shit#FOR SIX LONG YEARS I BEEN IN TROUBLE#NO PLEASURE HERE ON EARTH I FIND#I forgot half the reason I take that shit is because if I don’t#I become a creature of malevolent intent and action#dont know how to explain this but I successfully avoided understanding that omegaverse shit my entire Internet career#however#pretty sure that’s what my natural state is#I’m basically incapable of focusing on anything because my coochie is howling#swear I could smell a dick at forty clicks#I’m just trying to edit my writing and my inbetweens are BARKBARKBARKBARK#fucking sniffing the air#trash bin tag
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HDJSHDSJSHSJSJDJDHDHSJSHDVDBSNSBDBXBSKSBZNZSHSJDBSNAJSB
It smells like lavender
#JOH MY GOD OH MY GOD IG MY GOTDMDHS NFISJANAAK#I LOVE THIS MAN WHA TJSHSSJ#SHES SO HOT#UGHFHFHFHFHFHFHFHHFH#THE MUSCLES HELLO??? I'M GONNA DIE OF GAY#words cannot describe#how much i need this woman#to just absolutely dominate me#I NEED HER TO ABSOLUTELY RAIL ME PLEASE I NEEED IT PLEASEPELASEPLEASEPLEOAOEKWLAL I'M GETTING IMPATIENT JSKSHXJSHS WHY IS SHE NOT REAL#FUCKJNJJKKKKKJJJ#GOD DAMN IT#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK#kore I love you for this shit#you made my afternoon#I will practically make out with oiled up lady dimitrescu thank you very much#IMGAYIMGAYIMGAYIMGAYIMGAY#BARKBARKBARKBARK BARKKKKM#AAAAWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA AWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA#terribly sorry you had to witness this after pressing “see all”#i needed to let my feelings out through text
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