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[shopelectronics]

Apple iPad Air M2: The iPad for Everyone  

The all-new Apple iPad Air M2 comes in two sizes: a stunning 11-inch Liquid Retina display with True Tone for a beautiful viewing experience and a larger 13-inch option for even more workspace. It's powered by the blazing-fast Apple M2 chip with Neural Engine, delivering incredible performance for work, play, and everything. Capture stunning photos and videos with the 12MP Wide rear camera and stay connected easily using the 12MP Ultra-Wide front camera with Center Stage. Whether you choose the Wi-Fi or Wi-Fi + Cellular model, the iPad Air M2 is an excellent option for users who demand power, versatility, and portability.  

What Makes the New Apple iPad Air M2 a Better Purchase than the Old One?  

The new Apple iPad Air M2 is a significant upgrade over its predecessor, making it a better purchase. It features an 11-inch Liquid Retina display with True Tone, offering vibrant colors and a more comfortable viewing experience. The powerful Apple M2 Chip with a Neural Engine enhances performance and efficiency, handling demanding tasks effortlessly. Touch ID provides secure authentication and seamless Apple Pay integration, adding convenience and security. These advancements make the new iPad Air M2 superior in display quality, processing power, and user security, offering a more robust and enjoyable user experience.  

Performance and Processor Upgrades  

The new Apple iPad Air M2 offers several compelling advantages over its predecessor. The most noticeable upgrade is the next-generation Apple M2 chip with Neural Engine, delivering significantly faster performance for demanding tasks. The stunning 11-inch Liquid Retina display with True Tone provides a beautiful and immersive viewing experience, perfect for work, entertainment, and creativity. Touch ID continues to offer a secure and familiar way to unlock your iPad and make secure payments with Apple Pay. Overall, the iPad Air M2 is a powerful, versatile, and future-proof option for users who want the best possible iPad experience.  

What are Additional Features in Apple iPad Air M2?  

The Apple iPad Air M2, available at Jumbo Electronics, offers several additional features enhancing its functionality. It supports the new Pencil Pro, designed for precise input and creative work, and leverages AI to improve user experience. The iPad Air M2 now comes in a larger screen size option, catering to those needing more display space. It boasts a battery life of up to 10 hours for web surfing or video watching. Accessories like the Magic Keyboard and Smart Folio covers enhance productivity and protection, making the iPad Air M2 a versatile and powerful device for various tasks.  

Where Can Buy Latest Apple iPad Air M2 in UAE?   

You can buy the latest Apple iPad Air M2 in UAE from various reputable retailers. Jumbo Electronics is a top choice for the best Apple iPad Air M2 in UAE, offering a wide selection and competitive prices. You can shop Apple iPad Air M2 in Dubai both in-store and online through Jumbo's website, ensuring convenience and reliability. Jumbo Electronics often features promotions and discounts for those seeking the best price in the UAE. Shop Apple iPad Air M2 in Dubai at Jumbo Electronics to enjoy excellent customer service and a comprehensive range of accessories to complement your new device. 

[jumboelectronicshopping]

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[teapot-of-tyrahn]

"right, one more attempt, and then i think we're gonna have to call it the end of the session."

mumbo died on his last attempt. right before grian would have ended the session. right before grian could have saved him.

"but i just don't want to kill jimmy..."

he could have taken the shot then and there. he could have lived.

but the miner didn't want to kill the canary. he wanted the canary to live. and he died for it. because miners aren't meant to go into the coal mines alone.

[ginagloria16]

[royallygray]

I TRIED TO DRAW MUMBO JUMBO AND SO FAR IT JUST LOOKS LIKE THE PRINGLES MAN AND THE MONOPOLY MAN EITHER HAD A CHILD OR MERGED INTO ONE

Mr. Pringles Monopoly Jumbo I ask for your forgiveness

The men in question:

[closetofcuriosities]

Björk Bootleg Tee

[anmolsmsblog]

Nyx Professional Makeup Jumbo Eye Pencil, Yogurt, 5g

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[zoyashah]

Jumbo Electronics UAE

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[blueishspace]

Hero Villain God 5

(Prev) (Next) (First)

*Grian's pov*

It started with wanting to find a place to live in, you know that such things are important for humans and you certainly aren't going to half ass this and roam around or something.

Now, how a human acquires one of those houses, you didn't know. You should have probably researched it or something...but you didn't really want to and in the end you ended up not needing to since apparently mortals put up ads and one was just the one for you: A man in search of a roommate.

You never had a roommate before and It's not like you had any better places to look into so you made a decision to just try it because, why not?

The man from the ad, a certain Mumbo Jumbo, looked like he was one bad day from nevrosis when you talked to him for the first time... It would have probably been better to introduce yourself via call or text instead of just walking to his house and knocking on his door... oops, oh well... He looks like he would have been extremely akward anyway.

The apartment itself is not particularly special, not that you expected anything different, but you don't really care about how it looks as you don't need anything. As for the roommate... Well it would be a waste not to, he just looks so fun.

"I'm in, where do I sign?"

"It's fine if you don't - Ah? Wait really?"

Was he expecting you to dislike it? Isn't you liking his whole objective? Ah, weirdo.

"Yeah yeah, really"

"O-oh! This is great!"

This man contains so much anxiety... You laugh a bit, you know It's a bit rude but you just can't help it.

... There is another reason you decided to go trough with this though, innocent as he may seem this guy is secretly a supervillain!

It wasn't that hard to look into his mind considering mortals rarely ever have any sort of mental defenses and see everything you need to know. At first you didn't know why a villain would want a roommate considering how counterproductive it is to have a potential witness so close to him but you don't need to look into his mind to realize he desperately needs to save money.

You did look into his villain persona just to be extra sure this wasn't a trap and he wouldn't try to stab you and accidentally reveal your divinity or something...It would be pretty akward.

Luckily the Boogeyman, weird name but you respect the hustle, seems more of a hacker-inventor type of villain and stabbing random people just doesn't seem fit his modus operandi... he's more of a mad scientist then a stabber and he's not going to be able to drug you anyway since you are a god...

This doesn't stop you from saying "You know, earlier the newspaper said they are sending a bunch of the top detectives to catch Boogeyman" and watching him tense up and sweat profusely.

Unfortunately trying to get him with a "What do you do for a living?" didn't work out, at least he had the foresight to prepare for that specific question...that being that he works with machinery and electronics which is technically not a lie considering what you know of Boogeyman...

You on the other hand did not share the same foreshight, luckily you already had a persona you wanted to try out and this was the perfect occasion to introduce her to the world..

"S-So, what about you? What do you do?"

"I am a singer, It's still a work in progress however"

"R-really?! That's...nice? What's your stage name? If you have one of course I wouldn't want to assume!"

Oh that, you already had one in mind! One that just screams talent! And fame.

"Oh It's Ariana, Ariana Griande!"

Munbo looks confused but he also looks like he is trying very hard not to speak... Not unusual for what you seen of him but still unexpected...Why?

"What's wrong?"

"O-oh! Nothing is wrong! I was just surprised It's a feminine name- Have I been misgendering you this whole time!?"

Oh right, when planning that name you forgot one thing... Human gender... So annoying.

There are a bunch of way you could explain it to him, you could say that It's an inside joke or something or you could try to explain how you view gender without revealing to him that you are a divine being older then gender itself or you could try to identify with one of the thousands labels mortal use... But you have already done the first two and you don't really want to make it too complicated for him. Who knows how much he can handle?

So you go with option four:

"Oh yeah, It's because I sing while in drag"

"Oh! That's cool!"

...

Hmmmm... Maybe you can try it out really quickly...

"I don't have the outfit here right now but I could sing something for you."

"R-really? Uh! Are you sure"

"Would I be asking otherwise?"

"U-uh Go ahead!"

It's been a while since you have sung to someone like this but singing has always felt calming to you... ...You begin singing to him of a soldier, a poet and a king. (Of a hero, a villain and a god).

*End of Chapter 1*

[shopelectronics]

Apple iPad Pro M4 launched and is available in UAE; here is everything you need to know about it 

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What is the latest specifications for Apple's M4 iPad Pro?  

The latest iPad Pro models boast Apple's powerful M4 chip, enhancing performance and efficiency. Available in 11-inch and 13-inch sizes, these devices feature an Ultra Retina XDR display, a masterpiece that delivers stunning visuals with exceptional brightness and contrast, truly captivating the viewer. The 11-inch iPad Pro M4 Chip Wi-Fi model has a 12MP Wide Camera, ensuring sharp, detailed photos and 4K video recording. Meanwhile, the 13-inch iPad Pro M4 Chip Wi-Fi variant offers the same advanced camera capabilities, larger display, and superior battery life, making it ideal for creative professionals and power users who demand top-tier performance and a premium display experience.  

Advance Features for iPad Pro M4  

The iPad Pro M4 is packed with advanced features that enhance user experience and productivity. It includes a Landscape 12MP Ultra Wide Camera, ideal for superior video calls and photography. The Four Speaker Audio system delivers immersive, high-fidelity sound, perfect for media consumption. Leveraging advanced AI, the iPad Pro M4 ensures smooth performance and intelligent task management. Face ID provides secure, effortless authentication. With up to 10 hours of surfing time, this device supports prolonged use without frequent recharging. These features make the iPad Pro M4 a powerhouse for personal and professional use.  

Advance Features for iPad Pro M4  

The iPad Pro M4 is packed with advanced features that enhance user experience and productivity. It includes a Landscape 12MP Ultra-Wide Camera, ideal for superior video calls and photography. The Four Speaker Audio system delivers immersive, high-fidelity sound, perfect for media consumption. Leveraging advanced AI, the iPad Pro M4 ensures smooth performance and intelligent task management. Face ID provides secure, effortless authentication. With up to 10 hours of surfing time, this device supports prolonged use without frequent recharging. These features make the iPad Pro M4 a powerhouse for personal and professional use.  

Only Possible with iPad Pro M4  

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Outrageously Powerful: Experience outrageous power with the M4 chip, enabling you to tackle demanding tasks easily.  

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Pro Connectivity: Stay connected and transfer files at blazing-fast speeds with Pro Connectivity.  

Apple Pencil Pro: Unleash your artistic side with the natural feel and precision of Apple Pencil Pro.  

Magic Keyboard & Smart Folio: The Magic Keyboard transforms your iPad Pro into a versatile laptop, while the Smart Folio protects it in style.  

Which is the best place to buy Latest Apple iPad Pro M4 in Dubai?  

The best place to buy the latest Apple iPad Pro M4 in Dubai is Jumbo Electronics. Known for offering the best iPad in UAE, Jumbo Electronics provides competitive pricing and excellent customer service. You can conveniently shop for Apple iPad Pro M4 online in Dubai through their website, ensuring you get the best price in UAE. Jumbo Electronics is renowned as the best place to buy iPads in UAE, making it a trusted choice for your purchase. 

[meatball-headache]

They said "don't get attached to your first dozen" characters, and boy howdy, that was an understatement. I've fed I don't know how many to the jungles of Qud, and now I'm not creating characters with interesting builds and carefully-planned stats, I'm just hitting random, because it's at least as good as me when it comes to preparing to roam the salt marshes :p

So this is Urdru, a True Kin Child of the... something. Hearth, I think. I don't know. He's doing well! Well, he got past Red Rock, so that's officiall Making Progress—he's the first True Kin I ever had that got that far. Really, I've only ever had one character get past Grit Gate and only two that got to Grit Gate. You know me, I get distracted searching for Dessicatedicus Molluskfriend, and returning books to the library all the time...

I am totally into this game. This has to be my game of the year. I know, it's a late introduction, and the competition's been pretty thin, but I'm just completely captivated by this game. I've played Dwarf Fortress and ADOM and stuff a little bit, but not in any depth. Not for more than an afternoon, anyway—they were too hard to understand, in terms of how to play or what I was looking at, and too hard to make progress, and a younger Meatball had no patience for something like that. These days, I'm much more okay with just hitting RNG and letting an emergent story tell me how I die. Will I ever get good at the game? I don't know, did I ever get good at Bloodborne, or did I just bullheadedly plow my way through and get the Platinum anyway?

But, I mean, it's not just the steep challenge. It's just, this game's particular style rubs me the right way. Mutants and cybernetics were never really my thing, honestly—although when you've got a copper sword and leather armor and you're up against a battery of laser turrets surrounding an electronic keycard, now I'm interested. But it's more than just that level of the theme. It's something in the writing, and how the dynamically-generated scenarios are completely ludicrous, but the atmosphere of the writing and music compel you to take it seriously. You go five layers deep in a dungeon, dealing with exploding flowers and machine guns the whole way, and you find a statue that reveals some secret history: that Sultan Quradesh went to the town of Poisonedwasteland and bought a bejewelled dagger that he named Bejewelledicus Poisonedwastelandgift. And then he lost in in a bar bet and fled the town. ("Quest accepted: 'Find Bejewelledicus Poisonedwastelandgift'!") And the game is asking you to nod sagely and accept this as deep, serious lore, and there's something captivating about that.

I dunno. I'm flattering myself, but, it kind of reminds me of my own writing. The only voice I could be comfortable writing in has this... completely off-the-wall word-salad pile of mumbo jumbo going on, but, I'm not trying to write it to be funny, I'm trying to write it with the same sense of awe and grandeur that Tolkien used to list the trees the hobbits walked past. Some kind of "glorious stupidity," or something. I don't know.

...and that reminds me of the date. Tomorrow's a whole new year, and that traditionally calls for Resolutions. I haven't made any Resolutions, capital R, in a while, having decided that the whole thing was pointless, and life's too short to stress yourself out over. And yet, here I am, a million years old and how many books have I wroten? Either two or five—sort of—but who's seen 'em or cares? Where's my Wikipedia article? What's my tombstone gonna say but some dates? It's disappointing. I need to crack the whip some more, and get myself moving.

So, my New Year's Resolution is: writing every day. The only way I can function is doing a whole chapter at once. One chapter has to be written in one sitting, and one day's writing is one chapter. Now, we can see how this will lead to burnout, so, I'm not putting a word count on it. I just want to pin down an A and Z so I know what happens in a given chapter—what the point of writing it is. And, I'm not just going to churn out word count constantly. Going back and editing yesterday's, last week's, last year's chapter totally counts. I just want to keep working, and keep moving forward.

Also, so I can tell what I did all year (what happened in 2024 other than Dawntrail?) I'm going to return to my personal journal. So I can spare you from my rambling thoughts like this :p But, mainly it's just to bullet-point what I've been reading, writing, and playing lately.

...but, that's an adventure for tomorrow. For now, I have to see how Urdru dies :p

[voltaspistol]

Fuck digital grocery labels. "We'll cut 20% of our paper waste". No, you're replacing an easily recycled renewable resource with electronic waste that almost certainly will not be recycled.

"We'll be able to do in minutes what might take employees a week to do". No, it only takes a week because you don't hire enough staff to keep your store functioning properly and they're always being dragged away by customers who can't find anyone to help them because you've eliminated the customer service desk and you've instituted policies where the stocker has to physically walk the customer to the item instead of just telling them.

"You'll be able to scan a QR code to find out if a product has gluten in it" It takes five seconds to go to google, do a voice search for "Heinz Ketchup Gluten" and get an answer using tech we already have.

"Coca-Cola did surge pricing on their vending machines in the 1990s and it failed so store owners won't do surge pricing" No, people just bought non-vending machine coca-cola because they had the ability to go elsewhere and they knew the price was inflated because it's easy to monitor one machine's prices. If every grocery store is practicing surge pricing, there's no alternative, and we'll lose touch of what a "normal" price is because while it's possible to keep a single cola machine's prices in mind, it's impossible to commit every item in the store to memory and know when you're being price gouged. It's price fatigue and the corporations know this. "Surge pricing will work in reverse, if a bunch of milk is about to go bad, stores will discount the milk" No, stores are going to get lazier about buying excess product because they know that if the gamble of buying excess product doesn't lead to more sales, they can offload bad food onto customers who are just trying to catch a break, and in turn those customers will have to make a return trip for full-priced non-expired milk. That's not reducing waste, that's creating waste.

Also, you KNOW these motherfuckers are gonna price products real low sometimes to encourage bulk buying and then five minutes later when 20 people have 60 units in their cart but have not reached the checkout stands yet, they'll jack up the price suddenly, and exhausted consumers will have to remain vigilant at checkout to spot the difference and then have to go through the humiliation of asking the cashier to put those items back.

Grocery shopping is exhausting. It's a constant fight to not give into deceitful packaging, nonsensical '4 jumbo rolls = 10 regular rolls" label math, psychological pressure to buy buy buy, constant vigilance for bargains, the uptempo music trying to put you in a manic purchasing state...... They really are just trying to push even normal people into such exhaustion that they will pay extra just to fucking escape.

Fuck everything about this.

[cartoonfanaticmonsterrobotalien]

Solar Opposites in Mighty Solars Prologue

On the planet Earth lives an alien family from the planet Shlorp, known as the Solar-Opposites, at sunrise, in a house with a ship on it, Korvo and his boyfriend Terry are fast asleep in their bed. So are their children Yumyulack, who is Korvo’s son, Jesse, who is Terry’s daughter, Phoebe who is the family’s nanny, and their beloved Pupa. All of the neighbors and fellow citizens are fast sleep until suddenly a loud blaring alarm goes off on each devices:, TVs, phones, laptops and Jumbotrons. Terry groans as he wakes up

Terry Solar-Opposites: What the fuck is going on?!

Korvo wakes up.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Ugh… I don’t know…

Meanwhile, at Principal Cooke’s house, he wakes up and grows confused as it goes all around the electronics.

Principal Cooke: What the hell?

Then, a few of the neighbors then turn to a jumbo tron that has suddenly turn on and gasp. It shows a Silvercop but in a different uniform.

Maverick: Citizens of Earth. I am Maverick of the Silver Cops. Don’t resist any resistance or futile have been futile. Your planet is now about to be extinct!

Korvo gasps.

Kevin: What?! What do you mean?

Jamie: You’re gonna destroy Earth?! You can’t do that!

Neighbor: We’ll die.

Bullet: It’s too late! The Silver Cops has been tracing the Shlorpians for long as we hope. You’re planet is about be shatter, we planted a bomb on each of the continents.

Everyone: WHAT??

Yumyulack starts having a panic attack.

Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: breathing in and out Oh my God! Oh my God! What the fuck’s happening?!

Korvo gasps and comforts Yumyulack.

Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Korvo… starts crying I’m scared… cries into Korvo’s chest

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Sssh…ssh…I know. Daddy’s here.

Yumyulack keeps crying while Jesse hugs Terry and so does Pupa while Phoebe wakes up and grows shock.

Phoebe MacCarthy: Korvo! What is happening?!

Korvo Solar-Opposites: I-I don’t know!

Then, Korvo runs outside and sees Bullet on the screen.

Bullet: Well it’s too late for you now humans. You are now property of the Silver Cops!

The transmission ends as the humans looks at Korvo in desperate and worry.

Randall: Everyone stay calm! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Jesse slaps Randall in the face.

Jesse Solar-Opposites: Pull yourself together!

Korvo Solar-Opposites: EVERYONE, STAY CALM! PACK YOUR BAGS! WE HAVE TO LEAVE EARTH PERMANENTLY BEFORE IT SHATTERS!

Miss Frankie: Aw fuck I hate to say this but Korvo is right!

Terry Solar-Opposites: But where are we gonna go?!

Korvo Solar-Opposites: sighs sadly Terry, I’m sorry but all of can’t live here anymore. We gotta get off this planet. Permanently before it explodes

Terry Solar-Opposites: tearing up Oh God… you’re right…

Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: But how are we gonna get out of here?!

Korvo hugs Terry as Terry sobs.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: I know where we can launch our ship and get everyone out of here. Las Vegas. It has a bunch of blimps that can be turn into spaceships! We all must hurry at once!

Randall: Well, come on, people! We can’t just stand here! We gotta get moving!

The humans panic and starts packing their bags. Back with the family, they started packing their stuff.

Pupa Solar-Opposites: packing a bag of Doritos Doritos!

Terry Solar-Opposites: Korvo, I don’t wanna leave Earth! Besides, you’re really starting to love it here!

Korvo Solar-Opposites: I know but, it’s gonna explode! We’re all gonna die if we’d stay here on an exploding planet.

Terry Solar-Opposites: WHO! EVEN! CARES?! starts crying

Korvo then starts to comfort and soothe his boyfriend, deeply understanding how scared he is.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh Terry. It’s hard for you, isn’t it?

Terry Solar-Opposites: sniffles Yes. Korvo, I was planning our date today. I was gonna show you something special and-

Korvo puts a finger on Terry’s lips.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: You can tell me later after we get off this planet. It’s gonna be okay. But we have to keep moving!

Terry looks at Korvo with determination.

Terry Solar-Opposites: Okay! Phoebe, did our kids pack all of their stuff?

Phoebe MacCarthy: Yep. I checked.

Jesse Solar-Opposites: But-but what about the sprinkle museum?! They just disinfected from the Meningitis!

Korvo Solar-Opposites: There will be no sprinkle selfies today! Everyone get your bags and meet at the car! I just hooked the ship to it! We must leave immediately!

Terry Solar-Opposites: Well, maybe they’ll have a sprinkle museum at the new planet!

Jesse Solar-Opposites: crying But Terry, I don’t wanna leave. I love Earth and I don’t wanna lose Monica! She’s my best friend!

Terry has an idea. Jesse then starts crying as Terry gasp and comforts his daughter.

Terry Solar-Opposites: Shh… it’s okay Jesse-bear. Daddy’s here. It’s gonna be okay.

Then, Terry went the Millers house as the humans panicky run around with packed stuff and opens the door.

Mr. Miller: Terry! Did you hear the news?

Monica Miller: Terry, what are you-

Terry Solar-Opposites: Did all of you pack your stuff?!

Monica Miller: Yes, why-

Terry Solar-Opposites: You’re coming with us!

Monica Miller: I am?!

Mrs. Miller: Really? Our daughter would love that!

Mr. Miller: HONEY! WE MUST GET MOVING!

Mrs. Miller: Good point! to Monica Bye sweetie! We’ll meet you up at Vegas! Be a good listener to the Solars! We love you!

Monica Miller: I will.

A few seconds later, the Solars are in the car waiting for Terry.

Phoebe MacCarthy: Oh God! I hope Terry made it on time!

Terry shows up with Monica.

Terry Solar-Opposites: Guys! We’re here!

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Terry!

The two alien boyfriends embrace and kiss while Monica gasp in joy and hugs Jesse.

Jesse Solar-Opposites: Monica!

Monica Miller: What up bestie?! I got my parents’ permission to come with you guys thanks to Terry! They’re heading to Las Vegas right now!

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Solar Opposites, move out!

Once Terry gets in the car, the family drive their car all the way to Las Vegas and made it to the Vegas Blimp Corporation where they see an abandon launch spot.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Let’s go!

Terry Solar-Opposites: Aw man, I can’t believe we can’t take our car! Okay, unpack the trunk and get your belongings quick guys! How many minutes until Earth explodes?!

Korvo checks the phone and gasps.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh shit! In 15 minutes! Okay guys! Let’s hurry up!

The group gets onto the blimp.

Terry Solar-Opposites: Hey look! The humans are leaving- hears a knock Huh?

Then, Terry opens the door and sees Principal Cooke, Miss Frankie, Ms. Perez and Kevin’s family at the door.

Kevin: Hey uh guys. Bad news, all the blimps are taken and do you have enough room?

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh sure why?

Miss Frankie: Let us in!

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh shit! Right, but hurry in fast! The planet is about to explode in five minutes!

Then, Principal Cooke, Miss Frankie, Ms. Perez and Kevin and his family head inside the ship as everyone gets seated and Terry prepares to launch it.

Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Aw fuck! I can’t believe this is happening!

Terry Solar-Opposites: Ready?!

Korvo Solar-Opposites: takes a deep breath Ready!

Terry presses the launch button and…

Jesse Solar-Opposites: Prepare for lift off guys!

The blimp launches

The gang screams all the humans evacuate in their blimps and fly off into space. The humans look at Earth one more time before it shatters into pieces. Terry starts sobbing as Phoebe comforts him.

Kevin: Earth! Nooooo!

Principal Cooke: Oh my God… our homes… our jobs… they’re gone…

Korvo sighs sadly.

Miss Frankie: Wow uh thanks for uh letting us in. That was very sweet…

Miss Frankie then heads back to mourning as she comforts a crying Principal Cooke. Korvo smiles.

Jesse Solar-Opposites: Korvo, how does it feel now? To get off the planet?

reference to do the ending of the “Unwanted Personification of Terry” Occurs

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Weird. Not gonna lie, I’ll miss Earth. Terry seemed to have the perfect life.

Jesse Solar-Opposites: We know, but we are sure gonna miss the good times on Earth. looks at Yumyulack Like the good things we did.

Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Yeah, but at least everyone is safe.

Terry then smiles.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Will you be alright, darling?

Terry Solar-Opposites: sighs I don’t know. But hey at least you got off the planet like you wanted because Shlorpians is what we are.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: It’s true. But, I’m sorry Earth got shattered. I clearly now realize how much I like Earth too. Now that we got off the planet, I am so glad we all got out of here safe and sound.

Terry Solar-Opposites: Come here, baby.

The family then gets in a group hug while Principal Cooke, Miss Frankie, Ms. Perez and Kevin and his family watch.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Now don’t you worry everyone! looks at the ships I think everyone got out of there just in time. We’ll go live on Earth-4. It’ll be the perfect new home for us.

Terry Solar-Opposites: Is it like normal Earth?

Jesse Solar-Opposites: Actually I did mention it two months ago for a Solar diorama except I couldn’t tell them because they’re invisible for a reason.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: It’s true. But, I’m heard it is like Earth. I promise. Now come along fam. Let’s head to our new home.

Soon they arrive. The ship landed on the house and the family head outside with their human neighbors while the other ships arrive. Then, an Earth-4 pedestrian splashes mud all over the Solars, Phoebe, Monica, Miss Frankie, Principal Cooke, Kevin and his family and Ms. Perez with his car

Earth-4 Pedestrian: Fuck you humans, go back to your own planet!

Ms. Perez: Ugh! Really?!

The pedestrian drives away as Korvo looks on with disgust.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Fuck you! You people are stupid and confusing!

Principal Cooke: Aw man, is that how you guys felt?

Terry puts a hand on Korvo’s shoulder.

Miss Frankie: Yep. This is our new life now.

Jesse Solar-Opposites: Aw geez.

Two weeks later…

Korvo and Terry walk out of a restaurant exhausted.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Man what a Tuesday.

Terry Solar-Opposites: Tell me about it. I mean what are the chances?! It's almost like every other date night something equally batshit happens to us.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: I know what you mean but… put his hand on Terry’s shoulder and smiles I wouldn't have it any other way.

Terry Solar-Opposites: Yeah. Me neither.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Should we get out of here-

But then Terry grabs Korvo hands and kneels down.

Terry Solar-Opposites: Hold on.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Terry? What is it?

Terry takes a deep breath and kneels down.

Terry Solar-Opposites: Korvo, I know things have always been kinda. unconventional with us. We didn't choose each other... and pretend to be a family for awhile... but after living together, building a life on Earth... I've realized there is no one I would rather spend the rest of my life with than you. You're my best friend, slash work-husband in crime, slash life-Korvo. You’re my Korvy and I love you more than anything else.

Korvo smiles.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Really? Really? Even more than snack goods?

Terry Solar-Opposites: Mmm-hmm.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: More than whimsical t-shirts?

Terry Solar-Opposites: Mmhmm.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: More than Hulu-Land?

Terry Solar-Opposites: Just about it.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: I’m flattered.

Terry Solar-Opposites: And that's why I wanted to ask...

Terry gets out a box and opens it with a wedding ring. Korvo gasps.

Terry Solar-Opposites: Korvo, will you marry me?

Korvo then starts crying tears of joy.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Yes! A billion times yes!

The husbands then embrace in a kiss as tears of joy in their eyes while Terry puts the ring on Korvo’s finger.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: It’s beautiful…

Terry Solar-Opposites: Not as beautiful as you, my love. I love you…

Korvo Solar-Opposites: I love you too…

The two alien fiancés kiss with tears in their eyes. A few seconds later, Korvo and Terry arrived home while the Replicants were playing laser tag, Phoebe was making dinner and Pupa was playing with his baby toys.

Phoebe MacCarthy: Hey guys. That was fast.

Terry Solar-Opposites: Phoebe, can you bring the replicants down here real quick?

Phoebe MacCarthy: Why of course!

Phoebe calls out for the replicants.

Phoebe MacCarthy: Kids! Get down here! Your dads want you!

Jesse Solar-Opposites: Coming!

Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Coming!

The kids came downstairs and then sits on the couch while Pupa joins in.

Jesse Solar-Opposites: What is it guys?

Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: So what’s up?

Korvo and Terry smiled and starts to announce it.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Kids, Terry and I have some wonderful news

Terry Solar-Opposites: I proposed to Korvo and he said yes!

Korvo Solar-Opposites: That’s right! ‘Cause kids, we’re getting married!

Jesse gasps.

Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: No way! Is it really happening?!

Korvo nods tearfully.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Yes! We’re finally a family!

Terry Solar-Opposites: Which we always been!

Phoebe MacCarthy: Guys! I am so proud of you!

Yumyulack groans.

Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Eew. Why do you guys have to be so gross- gets hug by Jesse and smiles Aw never mind.

Yumyulack then hugs his sister back while Pupa joins in on the hug. Terry turns to Korvo and smiles.

Terry Solar-Opposites: Korvy, I think this is new life is gonna be amazing for us.

Korvo smiles with tears in his eyes.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: You’re right Terry. We made an amazing life with each other and I wouldn’t dare give it away, because being you changed my life.

Terry Solar-Opposites: Aw, Korvy.

The two alien fiancés then kiss while Yumyulack, Jesse and Pupa hug their dads along with Phoebe who joins in on the hug.

Terry Solar-Opposites: So, Korvo, how do you want to celebrate?

Korvo Solar-Opposites: I know how! takes Terry upstairs

Jesse Solar-Opposites: Um, are they gonna-

Yumyulack Solar-Opposites: Let’s head outside! runs to the backyard with his siblings

Meanwhile in the bedroom.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: feeling overjoyed and horny Terry, you beautiful son of a bitch, take your goddamn clothes off!

Terry Solar-Opposites: seductively You didn’t have to tell me twice!

The alien fiancés make out and take their clothes off as they began to have sex.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Oh dominate me you sexy bitch! moaning while Terry bangs harder on him

Terry Solar-Opposites: Oh yeah! Want me to call ya names?! Huh?!

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Ooooh yeees! You slutty bitch! That gets me so fucking hot! Oooh!

Terry grunts as he keeps banging Korvo.

Terry Solar-Opposites: Do it as we cut away!

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Shit! I’m almost there!

Terry Solar-Opposites: Quick! Call me names! Aaah! Call me a slutty mogul!

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Dirty bookcase! Silver Hulu bitch! You damn dirty bad boy! Oooooh!

The two husbands cum in scream in ecstacy. They then fall into each other’s arms on their bed and look lovingly into each other’s eyes as they kiss.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: That was amazing, Terry. I didn’t take you for-

Terry cuts it off with a kiss as Korvo smiles and moans lovingly.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: moans Mmm. Aah…

Terry Solar-Opposites: You don’t need to say anything. Right now, I think our new lives are gonna be amazing.

Korvo Solar-Opposites: Me too, Terry. Me too.

The two husbands then kiss as they moan lovingly.

end of prologue

Note: this took place four months after the events of “The Re-Visibility Bouillabaisee” episode.

[orchidsangel]

ro i just need to tell you that i love your writing so much i literally explode everytime you post and i’m in love with you i think ! The way u write jason is literally how i want my dream man! I don’t even want men! he’s so scrumdiddlyumptious and i am so glad that i found yr writing Tbh

thank u for being The Jason Todd writer ever and i can’t wait to see what else u have in store :33!!!!

(also i think i have to hear what went down between mattel and mga that caused the downfall of bratz now!! ur making me curious with that one thing on ur sideblog ⁉️)

i really don't know what i've done to get so many kind messages from all these people, it kinda feels a little surreal like woah...u like me? i am in love with YOU for sending me this sweet n kind message like, should we get married now?

i am a man hater till the day i die, but i unfortunately am attracted to them :( too bad they fucking suck. ughhhh i've written him as my dream man too (accidentally set the bar too high for myself so fml) and i'm soooooooooo glad you find joy in my writing, it means the world to me, and i hope you continue to find joy in it <33

as for MATTEL v MGA...

(this is a really shit summary and all from memory so i could be wrong about some things but this is the general gist of what happened and i'll try to find a good article or video with much more accurate info)

basically in may of 2001, MGA entertainment released the original/main 4 bratz dolls, a group of four girls consisting of cloe, jade, yasmin, and sasha. bratz, similarly to barbie, was advertised towards young girls, but the biggest differences between the two doll lines were the diversity & the fashions. where barbie was typically shown with a pale complexion, blonde hair, and blue eyes; each original bratz girl was a different race. cloe was white, jade was asian, sasha was black, and yasmin was a bown hispanic. aside from the diversity of these four girlies, they were also dressed to the NINES !! head to toe in fashions that were unique and trendy for the time period, and to this day they absolutely devour like they're on moodboards for every fashion girlie and it's literally been 20+ years, like talk about longevity.

anyway, i'll skip most of the mumbo jumbo about their releases (even though i could literally give a list of my fave bratz lines of that era), but they became BIG, releasing literally hundreds of dolls and continuously expanding the ever-rotating list of side characters to go along on the core four adventures. some of the more notable releases are the ever iconic rock angelz dolls (my literal 4lyfers), pretty n punk (which came from that same movie), tokyo a go go, slumber party and nighty nite, etc., and aside from those dolls, they had movies, merch, electronics, albums, food, cosmetics, etc. like they were MASSIVE despite so much controversy surrounding them. sooooo massive that they surpassed barbie, and one thing mattel doesn't play about is fucking BARBIE (literally nerfed monster high bc they were gaining too much popularity, and that was THEIR brand).

here's where it all goes to shit. so naturally, when faced with a fierce competitor, mattel filed a lawsuit after discovering that carter bryant was involved in the creation of bratz. who is carter bryant? well, not only the creator of bratz but a FORMER MATTEL EMPLOYEE !!! and that's why shit hit the fan; mattels lawsuit was basically over the rights to bratz. their argument was that because bryant was employed under mattel at the time of his big idea, that bratz was technically mattels property. this legal battle lasts like literal ages, and there were a lot of layers to it that i can't really understand because legal jargon hurts my brain, but there's a book that goes into great detail called 'you don't own me' i believe. mattel won the lawsuit in 2008, and ownership of the bratz brand was to be handed over to them, but at some point between 2008 and 2010, mga took their case to the court of appeals and won, meaning they regained ownership. during all of that time bratz fashions had become less stylish, releases weren't as often, the hair was shit (but that was also cuz of mattel bc those fuckers play dirty), and overall the brand just wasn't the same. imo, the best way to see the decline in quality is to go to the lookin bratz site and see how different post-2009 releases were (and even then, some of those were...like cowgirlz was, imo, the last really good bratz line, but one could argue it was dance crewz)

they continued producing dolls through 2014, even creating their own version of monster high called bratzillaz (i should also mention that myscene was mattels version of bratz). then, in 2015, they completely rebooted the franchise with a new line titled 'hello my name is'. this line featured the original 4 girls plus a new girl named raya. and that whole...that entire thing was BAD to me, but some people like it.

anyway, there was never like a "real" downfall, but they had some pretty bad years lmao. they're back tho so we up!!!! i have a collection of fashion dolls, monster high, bratz, rainbow high, and hopefully barbies soon. literally my favorite collection (i have a lot)

[fat-hedonistic-hogs]

How about another girl joining the fatrooms? Like Bulma or Towa?

"Alright Bulma.. You've got this! If this invention works you'll revolutionize energy production for everyone on earth! 1...2...3!" Bulma yelled closing her eyes as she flipped the on switch of her latest invention. It was a miraculous new creation designed from remnants of various evil scientist's works. Given the sheer number of them the z fighters had faces she decided to combine their surprisingly advanced technology in order to create a device that theoretically could produce infinite energy!

A blinding flash of light enveloped the laboratory and Bulma felt her skin tingle as she was bathed in cosmic rays. This wasn't part of the plan! She panicked yanking the switch down causing it to break off. The entire world shook for just a moment as space bent and reality cracked... and just like that she was gone leaving nothing but a scorch mark on the floor.

"Son of a... Now we're gonna have to waste a wish bringing me back to li- Wait isn't other world... where the hfil am I?" She asked rubbing her eyes which were still a bit dazed after the flash. "Well infinite energy is off the table but teleportation isn't anything to sneeze at! Now how the heck do I get out of here?" Bulma asked herself her own voice echoing as she got a good look at her surroundings. She was in some sort of abandoned mall, or atleast that's what she thought it was. The place was huge and rather run down but the power was still on even if the lights above her head flickered every few seconds. "Guess I better make my way to an exit.

She sighed hoping she didn't go too far from west city, she didn't have a phone on her but she'd be able to contact Vegeta once she got somewhere with one. "Man just how big is this place?" She groaned as she walked passed empty stores devoid of any kind of life. Clothes, creepy children's toys and electronics were scattered on the floor making the entire scene seem unnerving. "Its all in my head... just nerves from the shock that's all, it's just a creepy abandoned mall nothing more." Bulma said picking up the pace passing infront of clothing store full of faceless mannequins.

The clocks were no help trying to pin point the time. The ones not broken or smashed on the floor were left spinning wildly round and around. She had no sense of time either since the place seemed to have no windows just more and more stores and escalators going up to higher floors surely shed be at the exit soon enough. The place wasn't endless...

"Ugh I feel like I've been walking for HOURS! My stomachs starting to kill me..." Bulma groaned her gut growling with hunger. Thankfully salvation was close at hand. There was a food court and not just any food court one that had mysterious tables all stocked with freshly made burgers still warm and steaming as they sat on napkins and plastic plates. "What the? Who the heck leaves food out in an abandoned mall? And it looks like these were just made..." Bulma said a bit confused as she carefully picked up a burger and examined it. It looked normal enough and smelt real and not rotten. Her hunger only seemed to intensify as the greasy smell of the sandwiches filled her nostrils. "Kami forgive me for being so stupid but I feel like I'll eat my own leg if I don't grab a bite soon." She groaned shoveling the burger into her mouth smearing her face with ketchup and grease as she tore into it like a hungry animal. The petite scientist wasn't a heavy eater but she managed to clean the plate in no time flat finishing with a loud "BWOOOOOOOOORP!" That rattled some bear by glass. "Man that was delicious! Just what I needed now back to looking for a way out of this creepy place." Bulma said before turning her attention to a large jumbo sized soda and basket of chili fries. ".... okay maybe a snack to go." She said blushing as she swiped the basket and drink before going back on her path. Each step she took was met with a gulp of her drink or a handful of messy fries being shoveled into her mouth. She didn't bother to grab napkins so she simply wiped and cleaned her mouth with her arm for now slowly adding more and more stains to her futuristic looking jumpsuit. The routine of eating and walking helped get her mind off the creepy atmosphere of the seemingly colossal sized mega mall with Bulma oblivious to her own softening features. Food was all she had and she didn't even question why her fries never seemed to end or how each sip of her drink always gave her a sweet sugar mouthful of soda despite being chugged at for over an hour straight.

"Oh another food court!" She said perking up as spotted a rundown looking stand in the shape of a burger. Waddling over Bulma ignored the groaning of the stool beneath her rear of the sound of threads tearing as she began to out grow her jumpsuit. She grabbed armfuls of hotdogs, pizza, burgers and more piling them up on a singular table and helping herself. "It's been a few hours I think... Someone will... BLRRROOOOORT! Huff... come for me soon. Just gotta hunker down and wait for help. Beats walking all day." She groaned cheeks wobbling as she suckled down a mustard covered hotdog and let lose a few rancid bursts of gas. Her plan had changed from finding a way out to waiting for rescue. She didn't need to worry about escape! She had everything she needed right infront of her.

Fat sausage fingers shoveled food towards a pair of ketchup stained lips while a exposed pair of breasts caught falling food and leftovers like a massive pig trough. A table stacked high with food sat in the center of the food court with Bulma at its base stuffing and gorging herself more and more. Legs became tree trunk sized and her ass had long sense swallowed the stool she once sat on. Manners and shame forgotten as she shoved her head face first into a plate of nachos lapping up cheese and crunchy chips with her tongue.

Her once beautiful complexion ruined by grease and food clogging her pores. Her hair greasy and long rolling down her back after ages of being uncut or washed. Even her nose changed flattening and becoming a snout from the countless hours of being pressed against plates and dishes. She was like a gargantuan hog only capable of seeing the mountain of food infront of her and not caring about anything else. She ate and ate till she couldn't even move her bingo wing covered arms any more. She was a glutton a bottomless garbage disposal for junk food and slop.

The food never stopping and her stomach never filling, the once brilliant scientist reduced to a eating machine driven only by the never ending need to stuff herself... help wouldn't come but even if it did... would she care?