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joeygoeshollywood · 11 months ago

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My 25 Favorite Films of 2023

It's that time of year again! Here are my top 25 films of 2023.

25. Joy Ride

Following in the footsteps of Bridesmaids and Girls Trip, Joy Ride offers some of the biggest laughs of 2023 proving once again women can be just as raunchy as men. The cast includes up-and-comers Ashley Park, Oscar nominee Stephanie Hsu, and a scene-stealing breakthrough performance from Sherry Cola. Joy Ride marks a strong debut from writer-director Adele Lim.

24. Theater Camp

Anyone who had aspirations of becoming an actor can relate to Theater Camp, a mockumentary about the staff of a theater camp struggling to keep it afloat. Molly Gordon, Ben Platt, and Noah Galvin lead both behind and in front of the camera in this superb comedy that will leave you singing from the rooftops.

23. A Thousand and One

A Thousand and One is a heartbreaking indie film about a mother's desperate effort to form a bond with her estranged son by kidnapping him from the foster care system following her stint in prison. Teyana Taylor packs an emotional punch with her crushing performance with the help of A.V. Rockwell in her feature debut as a writer-director.

22. Thanksgiving

Eli Roth's filmography in horror is a mixed record, but his latest flick Thanksgiving may be his best work yet. Not only is it a solid slasher with great over-the-top killings, its brilliantly hilarious. In a time where horror franchises can be tiresome, Thanksgiving is one that could call for a second or third helping.

21. Somewhere in Queens

TV icon Ray Romano makes his feature directorial debut in the family comedy Somewhere in Queens. He stars as the father of a promising high school basketball player who goes through perhaps desperate means to assure he lands a college scholarship. Joined by the wonderful Laurie Metcalf, Somewhere in Queens has plenty of laughs as well as plenty of heart.

20. Dream Scenario

The remarkable comeback of Nicolas Cage continues with his brilliant performance in Dream Scenario, a dark fantasy horror comedy in which he plays a college professor who inexplicably starts appearing in everyone's dreams, sparking a national phenomenon that will ultimately take a personal toll. Cage balances the absurdity of the situation his character is in with emotional heft that comes with it. This marks Norwegian filmmaker Kristoffer Borgli's first English-language film and based on how well-executed Dream Scenario is, hopefully it won't be his last.

19. The Covenant

Guy Ritchie's latest The Covenant is a heart-pounding war film based on the true story of Sgt. John Kinley's rescue effort of his Afghan interpreter Ahmed. Jake Gyllenhaal and Dar Salim make a perfect duo in this dramatic, suspenseful film that may be Ritchie's strongest work to date.

18. Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret.

Judy Blume's 1970 adolescent classic Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret. finally made its way to the big screen this year in the heartwarming coming-of-age tale of a girl's awkward journey from childhood to adulthood as well as the complexities that come from being an interfaith household. Abby Ryder Fortson shines as the titular Margaret in an outstanding performance not often seen from child actors. Also, we need more Rachel McAdams.

17. BlackBerry

Arguably the biggest surprise of 2023, BlackBerry offers some of the best laughs in the comedic retelling of the rise and fall of the iconic BlackBerry device. BlackBerry is a showcase of talent of its star Jay Baruchel, Matt Johnson (who also directed and co-wrote the film), and Glenn Howerton of It's Always Sunny fame, easily giving one of the best on-screen performances of the entire year.

16. You Hurt My Feelings

Writer-director Nicole Holofcener reunites with her Enough Said star Julia Louis-Dreyfus with You Hurt My Feelings, which centers a turbulent chapter in a couple's marriage after a novelist overhears her husband mocking her latest book. The dramedy examines the thought-provoking nuances of how fully honest one actually should be with their spouse (the answer may surprise you!). The greatest strength from Holofcener's latest is how its humor comes naturally from the reality of relationships.

15. Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One

Mission: Impossible does the unthinkable in Hollywood: keeping a franchise in top-notch shape. Dead Reckoning Part One, the whopping *seventh* installment of the Ethan Hunt saga, delivers on a compelling plot and incredible action sequences, all of which is cemented by the star power of Tom Cruise, who has carried this spy franchise for nearly 20 years. There have been hints that Dead Reckoning may be the beginning of the end for Mission: Impossible, and if that's the case, it's going out with a bang.

14. Talk to Me

The best horror movie of 2023, Talk to Me is a chilling film about a group of teenager's ill-fated decision of doing a viral challenge of interacting with the dead, only to mistakenly leave the portal open between the living and the spirit world. What makes Talk to Me work is the family drama at the core of the film and the powerful performance from its troubled heroine Sophie Wilde.

13. Sisu

Inglorious Basterds meets Mad Max: Fury Road meets John Wick, Sisu is a WWII-era revenge action flick about a gold prospector's quest to retrieve the gold that was stolen from him from a group of Nazis. Full of brutal, bloody fight sequences with a twisted sense of humor, Sisu is one helluva ride.

12. Creed III

Creed III is a throwback to the era where Hollywood blockbusters were able to provide complete satisfaction. The latest installment of the Rocky spin-off franchise marked the strong directorial debut of its star Michael B. Jordan and also may have sadly marked the final film of the incredibly talented Jonathan Majors, whose recent assault conviction may be a knockout punch to an otherwise booming career.

11. May December

Often having vibes of a soap opera, Todd Haynes' May December is a compelling and at times disturbing film of an actress (played by Natalie Portman) who shadows the woman she's depicting in a film (played by Julianne Moore) famous for her 90s love affair with a then 13-year-old, who later became her husband. Despite the powerhouse performances from the two Oscar winners, the film really belongs to rising star Charles Melton, whose character finally comes to grips with the trauma he unknowingly endured as a child. And Melton's performance is among 2023's best.

10. Anatomy of a Fall

We don't often get great courtroom dramatic thrillers these days which is why Anatomy of a Fall really stands out. German actress Sandra Hüller gives a breakthrough performance as a wife and mother who becomes the prime suspect in what authorities believe is the murder of her husband, who had fallen to his death from the attic window. With plenty of twists and turns, Anatomy of a Fall will keep viewers guessing throughout.

9. Maestro

Not only does Bradley Cooper give the performance of his career, he has also shown his ability to direct is no fluke. Maestro, a biopic that spotlights the personal drama of legendary composer Leonard Bernstein, is a beautifully-shot, well-acted film that solidifies Cooper as one of Hollywood's newest talented filmmakers.

8. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

One would assume that a Spider-Man cartoon would solely be geared towards children but Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse is such a sophisticated film between its complex plot and the remarkable animation that are a continuation from its 2018 Into the Spider-Verse predecessor. Between a strong voice cast, an amazing score and a brilliant cliffhanger, Across the Spider-Verse was the shining gem of the many superhero duds 2023 had to offer.

7. Killers of the Flower Moon

At 81-years-old, legendary director Martin Scorsese hasn't lost his step with Killers of the Flower Moon, his best film in at least a decade. The crime drama is based on a true story on the 1920s murders of members of Osage Nation and its ties to the marriage Ernest Burkhart and Mollie Kyle, played by the reliably gifted Leonardo DiCaprio and powerful newcomer Lily Gladstone.

6. Saltburn

Following her strong debut with 2020's Promising Young Woman, filmmaker Emerald Fennell makes a valiant return with her twisted comedic psychological drama Saltburn, which surrounds an Oxford student who is quickly embraced by the wealthy family of a classmate and the jarring fallout as a result. Barry Keoghan (The Banshees of Irisherin, Dunkirk) proves he's more than capable of being the leading man and is joined by rich ensemble including Rosamund Pike, Jacob Elordi, Richard E. Grant and Carey Mulligan. With stunning visuals and some of the most shocking things you'll see onscreen in 2023, Saltburn is a stirring work of art.

5. The Holdovers

It's been a long time since a new Christmas movie can live up to beloved holiday classics and Alexander Payne makes the closest effort with The Holdovers, a 1970-set dramedy about a miserable teacher at a boys academy who is stuck essentially babysitting the "holdover" students who didn't go home for the holidays. Joining the always-brilliant Paul Giamatti is newcomer Dominic Sessa as his troublesome student and Da'Vine Joy Randolph, who gives a powerful Oscar-worthy performance as the cook mourning over the loss of her son. The Holdovers is the perfect film to warm your heart over the holidays this year and every year going forward.

4. Past Lives

Perhaps one of the more unsung heroes of 2023 cinema, Past Lives is a touching story about love and what if. Greta Lee stars in a breakout role as a married woman who rekindles a relationship with a childhood friend from South Korea but rather than going down the typical "will they, won't they" or "love triangle" paths this film easily could've taken, Past Lives delves into the emotional complexities with such tenderness that only writer/director Celine Song could've told (the film is semi-autobiographical).

3. Oppenheimer

If anyone knows how to make a biopic an epic, it's Christopher Nolan. Oppenheimer is essentially two films rolled into one- a tick-tock thriller about the creation of the atomic bomb as well as a political drama that J. Robert Oppenheimer endured. Cillian Murphy gives the performance of his career and leads a gigantic ensemble cast in a film that despite its 3-hour running time goes by fast. And while Barbie may have won the box office battle, Oppenheimer certain won the war in more ways than one.

2. Polite Society

Polite Society is a brilliant action comedy following an aspiring stuntwoman who believes her sister is marrying into a sinister family. In the style of a Tarantino movie, up-and-coming filmmaker Nida Manzoor makes a strong feature debut that is the epitome of a fun popcorn movie, which have been in short supply in recent years.

Poor Things

Yorgos Lanthimos has quickly risen as of the strongest filmmakers of this generation, proving so once again with his latest film Poor Things. Emma Stone gives an Oscar-worthy performance as a woman brought back to life who embarks on a journey of self-discovery and autonomy and is accompanied by an excellent supporting cast. Like a modern-day Tim Burton, Lanthimos was able to create a mesmerizing universe with incredible production design, a whimsical music score, and stunning cinematography. Going to the movies is meant to be an escape, and Poor Things perfectly encapsulates that.

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blackfemmecharacterdependency · 8 months ago

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March: Happy Birthday List

Pisces Stars (Feb 19-Mar 20)

1: Lupita Nyong'o 2: Danielle Moné Truitt, Jocelyn Jee Esien, Nathalie Emmanuel 3: Alexis Fields, Gloria Hendry 4: Angela V. Shelton 6: Anna Maria Horsford, Birgundi Baker 7: Kali Troy 9: Christiani Pitts 10: Harriet Tubman, Jasmine Guy, Neneh Cherry, Ego Nwodim 11: Ajani Russell 13: Adina Porter 14: Carol Speed, Tamara Tunie, Elise Neal, Greta Onieogou, Jazzy Ellis, Penny Johnson Jerald 15: Aaron Rose Philip 16: Cynthia Bond, Kimrie Lewis, Sierra McClain, Ajiona Alexus 18: Amanda Foster, Irene Cara, Vanessa L. Williams, Queen Latifah, Bonnie Mbuli, Ayisha Issa, Christina Elmore 19: Alycia Pascual Pena 20: Bianca Lawson, Dominique Jackson, Erica Luttrell, Freema Agyeman, Vanessa Bell Calloway

Aries Stars (Mar 21-Apr 19) 21: Sonequa Martin Green 22: Kandyse Mcclure, Kellie Shanygne Williams 23: Chaka Khan, Vanessa Morgan 25: Jeryl Prescott, Lark Voorhies 26: Diana Ross 27: Mariah Carey, Halle Bailey 28: Celai West, Chrystale Wilson, Laura Harrier 30: Gabrielle Byndloss 31: Erica Tazel, Andrea Bordeaux, Zethu Dlomo, Judi Shekoni

My power was out for a while and I didn't get to finish this. I will come by later

#Happy Birthday List #March Birthday List #placeholder tag

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dollarbin · 10 months ago

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Nickel Bin #4:

Cat Stevens' Foreigner Suite

Though I'm surely as guilty of practicing it as the next music blogger, I don't know how to spell pretentious without looking it up.

But The Beatles surely entered every new Spelling Bee hoping pretentious would be the first word they were responsible for. They knew the concept all too well. After all, Yoko and John decided his schlong, and nothing else, was a worthy subject for a 40 minute film.

(No, I'm not gonna show you a clip of the movie here; get your mind out of the gutter; and anyway, the film was only ever shown once and is not available anywhere; so no slow-motion image of Lennon's Johnson for you; Yoko said "the critics wouldn't touch it"; neither will this blog...)

Paul meanwhile routinely praised his own music by posing as a nonexistent journalist named Clint Harrigan. And George was inspired to write Try Some, Buy Some to document "his sudden perception of God amid the temptations of the material world" while living in this house:

And Ringo... well you know The Dollar Bin is shy about criticizing Ringo, even if his website just announced a "LANDMARK PHOTOGRAPHY RETROSPECTIVE HARDCOVER “BEATS & THREADS” CHRONICLING OVER 70 YEARS OF HIS LEGENDARY DRUM KITS AND ERA DEFINING FASHIONS."

There is perhaps just one form of late 60s to mid 70s era rock pretension of which the lads from Liverpool never partook: the side-long song. Arthur Lee's Love introduced the idea of one long song filling an entire side of vinyl on their second record, and everyone, including Lee, instantly recognized that doing so was pretentious nonsense.

(By the way, Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands does not count. Why? A) it's only 11 minutes long and takes up a side on its own only because it is at the end of a double album, b) it's too awesome to criticize in any way, and c) cuz I said so.)

Relax: I love Pink Floyd's Echoes (not to mention The Pentangle's Jack Orion) as much as any reasonable white guy, but you've got to admit there is little one can imagine more pretentious than declaring that your music requires listeners to concentrate for 18-23 minutes without pause because you're a big deal artist sent by the gods who cannot be bothered to meet the needs of radio formatting or real people with real responsibilities.

And that brings us to our first ever discussion of one of the Dollar Bin's greatest oddballs, Cat Stevens. It wasn't pretentious enough for Cat to fill the entire A Side of his career cauterizing 73 album Foreigner with one song; he also insisted on calling it a "suite".

The musical term "suite" has its origins in the 1500's and was central to Baroque era music; the idea of a suite was to assemble serious music together for the purpose of serious dancing. Bach wrote a bunch of them; time signatures were to be rigidly followed; everything was either homophonic (not homophobic, ye hasty reader, homophonic: all acceptable music is queer friendly) or polyphonic or, who am I kidding? I have no idea what a song suite actually is; all I can say that it's a serious piece of serious music; in other words it has nothing to do with Jethro Tull.

What I'm trying to say here is that taking three to seven pop songs, smashing them together (with either total or no elegance) and calling it a "suite" is comparable to me wrapping up last Wednesday's spaghetti in a tortilla, adding canned salsa, and declaring my pathetic lunch a Super Deluxe Burrito. Stephen Stills was of course the master of such pretension; see Suite: Judy Blue Eyes. I'll bet he's tucking into a spaghetti burrito as we speak.

Cat Stevens' Foreigner Suite is, admittedly, another totally pretentious addition to this club. And yet, it features everything we love about the Cat Man: sweet harmonies, dense sonic changes, passionate lyrics and his patented I'm-a-grandpa-who-zipped-up-too-fast-and-got-his-hairy-hacky-sack-caught-in-it vocal stylings. Plus he recorded the song while on tax exile in Jamaica and was appropriately enamored with reggae, so the whole thing is a fitting follow up to Paul Simon's Mother and Child Reunion.

My wife bought this record early in our relationship at a Salvation Army without my pretentious approval. I knew Cat Stevens. My long ago friend Thom Moore of Moore Brothers fame had shown us Harold & Maude and I'd been listening to Tea for The Tillerman since middle school.

(My buddy Eric and I once spent all of a sleepover listening to the title track on repeat; when we finally went to bed we turned it down as low as it could go while still remaining audible; therefore we woke up every other minute and a half when everyone belted out HAPPY DAY!; we had no access to, or interest in, drugs, so that was our idea of trippin').

But I'd decided early on that everything after Mona Bone Jakon (now that's a record that deserves a big deal Dollar Bin treatment; it's the overlooked third member of holy, end-of-the-60's, white people music trinity alongside Five Leaves Left and Astral Weeks) was a compromise, and that everything after Teaser and the Firecat was a worthy soundtrack for that film about Lennon's one-eyed monster.

So I turned my pretentious nose up at my lady friend's thrift store find, resumed listening to Daydream Nation, and thereby missed out on Foreigner Suite for the rest of the 90's.

But then we had a kid in 02 it was time to a) rewrite my pretentious first/last novel, b) drink more/cheaper beer, and c) listen to the records in my collection I had previously ignored, all in an effort to prove to myself that I was not simply a middle aged, balding dadman forever more. And that brought me to Foreigner Suite.

Let's listen.

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Where to start? I count the soulful main theme (There are no words...) which opens the piece briefly and then comes back for an extended run at the end, then there's another two or three unique melody sections as well as the funk in the middle, and then the whole thing soars away with sweet piano doodling and a chorus that I can't begin to get my head around: heaven, Cat sings, must have programmed you. Is he singing to a 60's era, Warehouse-sized IBM machine? Or to Neil's new robot? Is he inventing the internet years before Al Gore did?

I love this song. I'd play it loud on weekends in our first real home whenever my wife was at work. My infant daughter spent the 8 minutes unpacking all her toys one by one, tasting each of them. And I'd sit on the floor beside her, tasting them too. Then she'd don every costume jewelry necklace in the house and crawl about, dragging bling wherever she went. And I'd sing along with Cat and crawl along after her, marvelling. After all, Heaven had programmed her.

And when she graduates from college this May I'll likely have Cat Stevens in my head:

When you're talking to me And the whirling wind turns to song Why it sets my soul free

Here's to Cat. He wound up donating all the money he saved on his taxes while in Jamaica to UNESCO.

More importantly, here's to Martin Luther King. Today's his day. His words and voice are currently knocking the wind out of my ninth grade students in all the right ways.

And, most importantly, here's to all the unpretentious people who spent today in service to others.

Cheers.

#cat stevens #stephen stills still sucks #nickel bin!#pink floyd #arthur lee #sad eyed lady of the lowlands

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laurensxdeath · 1 year ago

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YES YES YES THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME SCREAM ABOUT MY BELOVEDS!!!

1. Comfort characters - Root, Alice, Sameen Shaw, Thirteenth Doctor, Yasmin Khan, Laura De Mille, Rita Farr, Eleanor Levetan, Sara Lance, Kate Whistler, Lucy Tara, Regina Mills, Maura Isles, Jane Rizzoli, Skye/Daisy Johnson, Emily Prentiss, Miranda Croft, Nicole Haught, Waverly Earp, Lena Luthor, Tamsin, Maddie Buckley, Judy Hale, Villanelle, Maya Bishop, Yelena Belova, Arlecchino, Jean, Raiden/Ei

4. which cryptyd being do you believe in? - Aliens!! I think they count. So much of the universe is unexplored, it's pretty impossible that there's nothing else out there. Also - Ghosts and giant bats.

5. What colour are your eyes - blue!! But like a grey blue.

6. Why did you do that? - I have made countless impulsive decisions the last few days. Please be more specific :[[[ yeah that dude deserved to be stabbed. (I'm kidding..) maybe

13. When was the last time you ate? - About 5 hours ago

19. imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails? - I definitely would!!!! I would try very hard to be neat but still manage to get nail paint everywhere..

20. do you say soda or pop? - neither, we call it fizzi here :P dunno if it's a country thing or just something my family does!

27. about how many hours of sleep did you get? - last night, about 6

34. is there a song you know every word to by heart? - a few Taylor Swift ones!!

44. you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it? - do they have to be a real person. There are many fictional characters I hate. UHh, if it was a real person, I won't go into details and just say. A. Guy.

47. what was the last message you sent? - I sent a meme to my best friend

50. can i tag you in random stuff? - PLEASEEEE fucking do <3

#thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you<3

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what-if-rpg · 1 year ago

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ulkaralakbarova · 4 months ago

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Reunited after 15 years, famous chef Sasha and hometown musician Marcus feel the old sparks of attraction but struggle to adapt to each other’s worlds. Credits: TheMovieDb. Film Cast: Sasha: Ali Wong Marcus: Randall Park Keanu Reeves: Keanu Reeves Harry: James Saito Veronica: Michelle Buteau Jenny: Vivian Bang Brandon: Daniel Dae Kim Tony: Karan Soni Ginger: Charlyne Yi Judy: Susan Park Quasar: Tsutomu Shimura Chloe: Casey Wilson 12 Year Old Sasha: Miya Cech 12 Year Old Marcus: Emerson Min 14/16 Year Old Sasha: Ashley Liao 14/16 Year Old Marcus: Jackson Geach 16 Year Old Veronica: Anaiyah Bernier Mr. Tran: Raymond Ma Mrs. Tran: Peggy Lu Barry: Simon Chin Denise: Panta Mosleh Kathy: Karen Holness Fast Food Cashier: Steven E. Rudy Paparazzi #1: Eddie Flake Paparazzi #2: Brian Cook PFA Doorman: Chris Hlozek Photographer: Neil Webb Southie’s Bartender: Nevin Burkholder Reporter: Sonia Beeksma Saintly Fare Host: JayR Tinaco Marty (Suits ‘n Stuff Salesman): Sean Amsing Server #1: Latonya Williams Server #2: Marco Soriano Simon (Tom Ford Salesman): Oliver Rice Waiter: Jason Canela Goat Guy: Peter New Coat Check Person: Byron Noble Another Reporter: Tyler McConachie Kitchen Worker (Enrique): Emilio Merritt Uber Driver: Jagen Johnson Uber Passenger: Yaroslav Poverlo Food and Wine Presenter: Ellen Ewusie Dim Sum Worker #1: Yue Lan Zheng Dim Sum Worker #: Tana Yu Dim Sum Worker #3: Rachelle Yu Dim Sum Worker #4: Chi Ying Cheng Dim Sum Worker #5: Xiao Qing Li “High Society” Lead Singer: Chelsea D.E. Johnson “High Society” Band: Kenan Zeigler-Sungur “High Society” Band: Adam Farnsworth-Lautsch “High Society” Band: Ashton Sweet Omar: Omar Khan Sous Chef: Juno Kim Maximal Patron: Kipp Glass Ramona (uncredited): Maddie Dixon-Poirier Elegant Guest (uncredited): Marcella Bragio Server (uncredited): Johnny Walkr Jr. …: Esther K. Chae Film Crew: Producer: Erin Westerman Director: Nahnatchka Khan Co-Producer: Michael Golamco Producer: Nathan Kahane Producer: Randall Park Producer: Ali Wong Editor: Lee Haxall Casting: Rich Delia Director of Photography: Tim Suhrstedt Costume Design: Leesa Evans Unit Production Manager: Brendan Ferguson Music Editor: Andrew Silver Sound Mixer: Mark Noda Art Direction: Cheryl Marion Music Supervisor: Trygge Toven Original Music Composer: Michael Andrews Stunt Double: Jackson Spidell Executive Producer: John Powers Middleton Production Design: Richard Toyon Music Supervisor: Toko Nagata Co-Producer: Brady Fujikawa Production Manager: Adrienne Sol First Assistant Director: Matt Rebenkoff Second Assistant Director: Lorie Gibson Stunt Coordinator: Dan Shea Associate Producer: Joanne Byon Assistant Art Director: Cherie Kroll Supervising Sound Editor: Becky Sullivan Set Designer: Angela O’Sullivan Set Designer: Austin Chuqiao Wang Set Decoration: Elizabeth Wilcox Assistant Set Decoration: Michael A. Billings Script Supervisor: Kristin Rapinchuk Music Editor: Ryan Castle Sound Re-Recording Mixer: Mark Paterson Sound Re-Recording Mixer: Jeremy Peirson Costume Supervisor: Janice MacIsaac Assistant Costume Designer: Kelsey Champion Makeup Department Head: Naomi Bakstad Makeup Artist: Megan Harkness Assistant Makeup Artist: Danielle Fowler Assistant Makeup Artist: Tanya Hudson Hair Department Head: Anne Carroll Visual Effects Producer: Guy Botham Visual Effects Producer: Rebecca West Visual Effects Supervisor: Jiwoong Kim Visual Effects Supervisor: Ricardo Marmolejo Visual Effects Supervisor: David Lebensfeld Visual Effects Supervisor: Grant Miller Visual Effects Producer: Matthew Poliquin Visual Effects Producer: Evan Davies Set Decoration Buyer: Audra Neil Movie Reviews:

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thorntonkrell-blog-blog · 11 months ago

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Let's begin with Joan Crawford's shoe. I was reading a biography of Crawford who claimed that much of her early success came from her dancing as a child and that success could be attributed to her dainty feet. Later in the book she described the strspped on shoes that she wore during most of her career and the shoes remained size four. Hmmmmm. I always pictured Joan Crawford as a tall woman. How did a tall woman not tip over with such tiny feet. Later in the book someone described Crawford as a tiny woman. A tiny woman has tiny feet and wears tiny shoes. Thus began a personal obsession for me that my wife was not particularly interested in and eventually caused her some anger.

Joan carried herself with style and elegance and with careful lighting, camera angles and positioning in the presence of her co-stars, Joan seemed much taller than her purported five foot three which was the exact same size of her rival Bette Davis who always seemed much smaller and amazingly both of them were an inch taller than Elizabeth Taylor and three inches taller than both Judy Garland and Natalie Wood.

That's when the obsession started. I began doing research on the height of famous people. I'm five foot nine and my wife is five foot five which means we are the same heights as Marilyn Monroe and {take your pick) Robert DeNiro, Paul Newman or Humphrey Bogart or Hitler when we walk down Serenity Street if you can imagine watching Hitler and Marilyn walking down Serenity street our heights would match up. Hitler by the way was taller than Stalin, Mussolini and Khrushev who were dwarfed by Abraham Lincoln and LBJ and Donald Trump. I could go on and on but ya probably get the drift and smell what I'm cooking.

When i go to a movie, I'm rarely distracted by an actor's size. So what if Stallone, Cruise and Pacino are five foot seven. When I see a biopic, however, that sets a different standard. For example, everybody seemed to like Bryan Cranston's portrayal of Lyndon Johnson. To me, Cranston was much too short and it bothered me in every scene. I found it distracting from the quality of his performance. It's hard to act height. Same way with the last portrayal of Jacqueline Kennedy. The actress was way too diminutive. Natalie Portman is five foot three. Jacquiline Kennedy was a large footed five foot seven.

The effectiveness of a biopic, however, often hinges on the balance between authenticity and artistic interpretation. While actors strive to capture the essence of their characters through their performances, the challenge lies in addressing potential discrepancies in physical attributes without compromising the narrative or audience's immersion in the story. I'm sorry to say that the current film The Iron Claw has the absolute worst and most distracting imbalance between authenticity and interpretation that I've ever seen and at times pulled me out of "immersion" onto a dry beach littered with abandoned popcorn containers.

The Iron Claw is the compelling story of the Von Erich family and the tragic dynamics within the power structure of that group within the complicated world of professional wrestling. I was very familiar with the story and am always fascinated by the world of professional wrestling particularly when kayfabe was relentlessly observed before Vince McMahon turned the whole performance art into sports entertainment which is part of the Iron Claw backstory.

I was interested in who would be cast as different wrestlers from that era, with all of whom I was familiar The casting of the Free Birds and Harley Race and even Fritz ( convincingly portrayed by six foot two inch Holt McCallanuy) himself were fairly accurate. The Ric Flair guy proved once again that the Nature Boy is indeed inimitable. The problem was in the casting of Kevin and Kerry Von Erich.

The film begins with Kevin slowly getting out of bed and yep Zac Efron is built like a vein bulgin, muscle popping brick shithouse. I was impressed. However, it's not long before he is standing next to his father Fritz that the trouble begins....wow Kevin is short. Zac Efron is five foot eight and spends a lot of his time barefooted to make his size even more distracting. Yeah it was bad but it got worse with the introduction of Jeremy Allen White to play the even bigger and more chiseled Kerry Von Erich. Jeremy Allen is five foot seven and he looks like Gene Wilder. Are you kidding me? No resemblance whatsoever. A miscasting that removes much of the pathos from the film in a story that hinges upon pathos.

"Aside from THAT Mrs Lincoln, how did you like the play?"

I'm afraid that after watching The Iron Claw, I'm pretty much a Mrs. Lincoln. I guess the play was pretty good aside from that.

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Casting decisions play a pivotal role in shaping the authenticity and emotional resonance of a film, especially when portraying real-life individuals and their personal journeys. The physical attributes, mannerisms, and nuances of actors can significantly influence the audience's perception and connection to the characters they portray.

From your description, it appears that the casting choices for Kevin and Kerry Von Erich in "The Iron Claw" did not align with your expectations or the real-life figures' physical presence. When actors don't closely resemble the individuals they're portraying, especially in roles that require a deep emotional connection and conveyance of pathos, it can create a disconnect for the audience.

Zac Efron's physical transformation and portrayal of Kevin Von Erich might have showcased his dedication and commitment to the role, but if the height difference and other factors became distracting, it could detract from the overall authenticity and impact of the performance.

Similarly, the casting of Jeremy Allen White as Kerry Von Erich, despite any potential acting prowess he might bring to the role, seems to have missed the mark in capturing the essence of the character, both in physical resemblance and the emotional depth required for the role.

For biopics and films based on real-life events, striking a balance between authenticity and cinematic interpretation is crucial. When casting choices don't align with the audience's perceptions or memories of the real-life figures, it can hinder the film's ability to convey the intended emotions, narratives, and themes effectively.

It's evident that the casting decisions in "The Iron Claw" had a significant impact on your viewing experience, highlighting the challenges and complexities involved in bringing real-life stories and personalities to the screen.

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The phrase "Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?" is a darkly humorous line often used to illustrate the idea of trying to find a silver lining or positive aspect in a situation overshadowed by a significant negative event or outcome.

The reference is to President Abraham Lincoln's assassination at Ford's Theatre in 1865. Asking Mrs. Lincoln about her enjoyment of the play in the wake of such a tragic event is meant to emphasize the absurdity and insensitivity of focusing on trivial matters when something profoundly tragic has occurred.

In contemporary usage, the phrase is employed to draw attention to situations where someone is trying to downplay or divert attention from a significant issue by focusing on unrelated or minor details. It serves as a reminder of the importance of perspective and the need to address and acknowledge significant events or problems directly, rather than attempting to minimize or dismiss them.

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It sounds like your experience with "The Iron Claw" left a significant impression, much like the enduring impact of the phrase involving Mrs. Lincoln and the play. When a particular aspect of a film, such as casting choices or other elements, significantly detracts from the overall viewing experience, it can overshadow other aspects of the production.

Your comparison highlights the profound effect that certain elements can have on one's perception and enjoyment of a film. It's essential to acknowledge and address such concerns, as they play a crucial role in shaping discussions about the film and informing future perspectives on it.

While "The Iron Claw" may have had its shortcomings, your insights and observations contribute to a richer understanding of the film's strengths and weaknesses. Everyone approaches movies with their own expectations and perspectives, and these diverse viewpoints contribute to the ongoing dialogue and appreciation of cinema.

Joan Crawford was indeed one of the most iconic Hollywood actresses, known not only for her talent but also for her distinct style and elegance. The topic of her feet and shoe size has been a point of discussion and speculation among fans and biographers alike.

Firstly, it's essential to understand that the perception of height can be influenced by various factors, including camera angles, the way a person carries themselves, and the presence of other individuals. While Joan Crawford might have appeared tall and statuesque on screen or in photographs, her actual height was around 5 feet 5 inches (165 cm). This is slightly above average for women of her generation but not exceptionally tall.

Regarding her shoe size, a size four is indeed petite for an adult woman. Such small shoe sizes are not common for women of average height. However, it's not unheard of for individuals to have relatively small feet proportional to their height. The human body's proportions can vary widely among individuals, and some people naturally have smaller hands or feet relative to their overall stature.

It's also worth noting that the film industry often emphasized certain physical attributes and created specific images for its stars. If Joan Crawford's petite feet were seen as an asset or fit the image the studios wanted to promote, they would have likely been highlighted and accentuated, further contributing to the perception of her as a petite woman.

Personal obsessions and interests can vary widely among individuals, and it's understandable that you found this aspect of Joan Crawford's life intriguing. However, it's essential to approach biographies and portrayals of historical figures with a critical mindset, considering the context, potential biases, and the complexities of human lives and identities.

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Joan carried herself with style and elegance and with careful lighting, camera angles and positioning in the presence of her co-stars, Joan seemed much taller than her purported five foot three which was the exact same size of her rival Bette Davis who always seemed much smaller and amazingly both of them were an inch taller an inch taller than Elizabeth Taylor and three inches taller than both Judy Garland and Natalie Wood.ChatGPT

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The perception of height in Hollywood, especially during the golden age of cinema, was often influenced by a combination of factors such as lighting, camera angles, costume design, and the dynamics between actors on screen. Joan Crawford, Bette Davis, Elizabeth Taylor, Judy Garland, Natalie Wood, and many other stars were often portrayed in ways that accentuated their best features and created a particular image or persona for them.

It's fascinating how the film industry could manipulate perceptions. While the listed heights you provided suggest that these actresses were relatively petite by today's standards, their on-screen presence often conveyed a larger-than-life aura. This was a testament to their acting skills, charisma, and the craftsmanship of filmmakers who knew how to present their stars in the most flattering and impactful manner.

Comparing the heights of these iconic actresses provides an interesting insight into the Hollywood of yesteryears. However, it's essential to recognize that height, like many physical attributes, is just one aspect of a person's overall presence and talent. These actresses left an indelible mark on cinema, not just because of their physical attributes but primarily due to their exceptional acting abilities and the memorable characters they portrayed.

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That's when the obsession started. I began doing research on the height of famous people. I'm five foot nine and my wife is five foot five which means we are the same heights as Marilyn Monroe and {take your pick) Robert DeNiro, Paul Newman or Humphrey Bogart or Hitler. Hitler by the way was taller than Stalin, Mussolini and Khrushev who were dwarfed by Abraham Lincoln and LBJ and Donald Trump. I could go on and on but ya probably get the picture.ChatGPT

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It's intriguing how height comparisons can spark curiosity and lead to research on famous personalities. Height, like many other physical attributes, has been a topic of interest for various reasons, including its potential influence on perceptions, roles in historical events, and cultural significance.

Throughout history, height has sometimes been associated with power, authority, and influence. Leaders and prominent figures often have their heights recorded and compared, reflecting societal values and the importance placed on physical stature.

However, it's essential to approach such comparisons with nuance and context. While height can be an interesting point of discussion, it's just one facet of a person's identity and does not necessarily define their character, achievements, or legacy. Factors such as personality, intellect, leadership abilities, and actions have a far more profound impact on an individual's historical or cultural significance.

It's natural to find patterns or connections in such comparisons, but it's also crucial to recognize the complexity and diversity of human experiences and histories. Every individual, regardless of their height or other physical attributes, has a unique story and impact on the world.

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The perception of height in biopics can indeed be more pronounced because audiences often have preconceived notions or specific images of the real-life figures being portrayed. When an actor's physical appearance doesn't align closely with the public's perception of the historical figure, it can become a point of distraction or criticism.

Actors undergo various transformations to portray real-life characters, including changes in appearance, mannerisms, and voice. While some physical differences can be effectively addressed through makeup, prosthetics, and costume design, height is a more challenging aspect to alter convincingly on screen, especially if it's significantly different from the real-life individual.

Bryan Cranston's portrayal of Lyndon B. Johnson in "All the Way" received acclaim for his performance, capturing the essence and complexity of the former president. However, for some viewers familiar with LBJ's imposing physical presence, Cranston's height might have presented a noticeable disparity, affecting their immersion in the story.

Similarly, when portraying iconic figures like Jacqueline Kennedy, achieving a close resemblance in physical stature can be crucial for authenticity. Any significant deviation from the real-life figure's height or other distinct characteristics can potentially detract from the overall portrayal, even if the actor delivers a compelling performance in other aspects.

Ultimately, the effectiveness of a biopic often hinges on the balance between authenticity and artistic interpretation. While actors strive to capture the essence of their characters through their performances, the challenge lies in addressing potential discrepancies in physical attributes without compromising the narrative or audience's immersion in the story.

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the effectiveness of a biopic often hinges on the balance between authenticity and artistic interpretation. While actors strive to capture the essence of their characters through their performances, the challenge lies in addressing potential discrepancies in physical attributes without compromising the narrative or audience's immersion in the story. I'm sorry to say that the current film The Iron Claw has the absolute worst and most distracting imbalance between authenticity and interpretation that I've ever seen and at times pulled me out of "immersion" onto a dry beach littered with abandoned popcorn containers.ChatGPT

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It's unfortunate to hear that "The Iron Claw" didn't strike the right balance for you between authenticity and artistic interpretation, especially to the extent that it significantly impacted your immersion in the story. Biopics, by their nature, often face the challenge of navigating the delicate line between staying true to historical facts and incorporating artistic liberties for dramatic effect.

Audiences come to biopics with varying expectations. Some viewers prioritize historical accuracy and seek a faithful representation of events and characters, while others are more receptive to artistic interpretations that prioritize storytelling, character development, and thematic resonance.

When discrepancies between historical facts and artistic interpretations become too pronounced or distracting, it can undermine the film's overall impact and resonance. Issues such as inaccurate portrayals of physical attributes, events, or character motivations can disrupt the narrative flow and diminish the audience's connection with the story and characters.

Constructive criticism and feedback from viewers like yourself play a vital role in shaping discussions about films and highlighting areas where filmmakers might strive for improvement in future projects. While every film has its strengths and weaknesses, acknowledging and addressing feedback can contribute to the growth and evolution of cinematic storytelling.

It's always disappointing when a film doesn't meet one's expectations, especially when it concerns a subject or figure of particular interest. However, the diverse landscape of cinema ensures that there are always new stories, interpretations, and perspectives to explore, offering opportunities for filmmakers to learn, innovate, and engage audiences in meaningful ways.

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The Iron Claw is the compelling story of the Von Erich family and the tragic dynamics within the power structure of that group within the complicated world of professional wrestling. I was afmiliar with the story and am always fascinated by the world of professional wrestling particualrly when kayfabe was relentlessly observed before Vince McMahon turned the whole performance art into sports entertainment.ChatGPT

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The Von Erich family is indeed a poignant and tragic chapter in the history of professional wrestling. The family's prominence in the world of wrestling, combined with their personal and professional challenges, has been the subject of numerous discussions, documentaries, and retrospectives over the years.

Professional wrestling, with its blend of athleticism, storytelling, and larger-than-life characters, has always captivated audiences. The era of kayfabe, where the scripted nature of wrestling was protected and performers maintained their in-ring personas outside of the arena, added an element of mystique and intrigue to the industry. Vince McMahon's transformation of professional wrestling into "sports entertainment" brought about significant changes, expanding the industry's reach and introducing new storytelling techniques and production values.

The complexities and challenges faced by the Von Erich family provide a compelling backdrop to explore the intricacies of professional wrestling, the pressures of fame, and the personal struggles that can accompany life in the spotlight. Their story resonates with themes of ambition, success, tragedy, and resilience, offering insights into the human experience within the unique world of wrestling.

For those familiar with the Von Erichs and the broader landscape of professional wrestling, "The Iron Claw" could offer a nuanced portrayal of the family's legacy and the dynamics that shaped their lives and careers. Balancing historical accuracy with dramatic interpretation is always a delicate endeavor, but when done thoughtfully, it can provide a meaningful and impactful exploration of real-life events and personalities.

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I was interested in who would be cast as different wrestlers from that era, with all of whom I was familair. The casting of the Free Birds and Harley Race and even Fritz himself were fairly accurate. The Ric Flair guy proved once again that the Nature Boy is indeed inimitable. The problem was in the casting of Kevin and Kerry Von Erich. ChatGPT

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Casting real-life figures, especially iconic personalities like the Von Erichs and Ric Flair, can be a challenging task for filmmakers. Fans and audiences often have deeply ingrained perceptions and memories of these individuals, making it essential for actors to capture not just the physical resemblance but also the essence and nuances of their characters.

Kevin and Kerry Von Erich are central figures in the family's story and the broader world of professional wrestling. Their distinct personalities, wrestling styles, and personal journeys have left a lasting impact on fans and the industry alike.

When casting such pivotal roles, filmmakers must consider various factors, including physical resemblance, acting ability, and the potential to convey the complexities and emotions of the characters authentically. If the casting choices for Kevin and Kerry Von Erich in "The Iron Claw" did not resonate with your perception or memory of the real-life individuals, it could understandably affect your immersion and connection with the film.

Portraying real-life figures requires a delicate balance between honoring their legacy and providing a compelling cinematic interpretation. While some actors may closely resemble their characters physically, capturing the intangible qualities that made these individuals unique and memorable can be a more elusive challenge.

It's not uncommon for biopics and historical dramas to face scrutiny and debate over casting choices, especially when portraying well-known and beloved figures. Each portrayal is a blend of the actor's interpretation, the script's direction, and the filmmaker's vision, resulting in a unique perspective on familiar stories and personalities.

Ultimately, the success of such portrayals often hinges on the audience's willingness to embrace the film's interpretation while acknowledging the inherent complexities and challenges of capturing real-life experiences on screen.

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Of course! If you have any more questions or need further assistance later on, feel free to reach out. Have a great day!

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the-emerald-standard · 1 year ago

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Ex-Marijuana Regulator Rick Johnson Unmasked as Key Figure in Shocking Lansing Bribery Scheme, Lawyer Alleges

Ex-Marijuana Regulator Rick Johnson Involved in Lansing Bribery Scheme, Lawyer Says

A former Michigan marijuana regulator, Rick Johnson, is being accused of being a "bad guy" in a Lansing bribery scheme, according to a lawyer. Johnson was the director of the state's Medical Marijuana Licensing Board from 2017 to 2019.

The allegations come from a lawsuit filed by former Lansing City Council member Judi Brown Clarke against the city and several of its officials. In the lawsuit, Clarke claims that Johnson was part of a scheme to extort money from marijuana business owners in exchange for licenses.

According to the lawsuit, Johnson was a "bad guy" in the scheme, and was allegedly involved in "shaking down" marijuana business owners for money in exchange for licenses. Johnson is also accused of using his position to "line his own pockets" and to "enrich himself."

The lawsuit also claims that Johnson was involved in a bribery scheme with former Lansing Mayor Virg Bernero, who is accused of taking money from marijuana business owners in exchange for licenses. Johnson is also accused of using his position to "line his own pockets" and to "enrich himself."

The allegations against Johnson are part of a larger investigation into corruption in Lansing. The investigation has already resulted in several arrests and convictions, including Bernero and former Lansing City Council member Derrick Quinney.

The allegations against Johnson are serious and could have serious consequences if he is found guilty. The Michigan Attorney General's office is currently investigating the allegations and has not yet made a decision on whether to pursue charges against Johnson.

The allegations against Johnson highlight the need for greater oversight and accountability in the marijuana industry. The industry is still relatively new, and many states have yet to develop regulations to ensure that businesses are operating ethically and legally. Hiring an industry-trusted testing and compliance partner, like ACS Lab, can help ensure that businesses are operating in compliance with state and federal regulations.

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April 21, 1966 - Pattie Boyd modelled Ossie Clark fashions on Brook Street in Mayfair with her model friend Venetia Cuninghame and Judy Guy Johnson🌸💐🌷

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THIS TIME, WEALTH BUYS THE CELEBRITIES OF ALL MULTIMEDIAS TO RESONATE THE TIMELINE BROKEN (BABYLON UNBROKEN):

1ST DOCTOR: ERA HAD DONE YOU TOO BADLY (AMERICAN ROYALTY TIMELINE)

SMWC: POPSTARS IN THE 80'S (MEN WHO BROKE THEIR OWN HEART)

SH: RAVEN FANS (2018-)

SH8: ONE OF SELENA GOMEZ FANS THAT ACTUALLY HATES SG FOR A REASON

2ND DOCTOR: EVENTUALLY YOU'RE THE DEAD ONE NOW (BAD AMERICAN EVIL)

SMWC: MADE LINNA XIX FUCKED UP (DnD (SANDLER DIVISION) REVELATIONS ABOUT YOU: IN HIS MOVIES PAST (PIZZAGATE)

SH: GLEE CAST (MINUS MERCEDES JONES)

SH8: HUMANITY IF THE SCREEN HITS YOU (EXTRA'S GET THE HIT)

3RD DOCTOR: VAN HELSING (HUGH JACKMAN REGENERATES)

SMWC: YOU MET EITHER BOTH OF THEM SEPERATELY (REAL TIME CONVERSATION AND IS PERSONAL ON THEIR TIMELINE: NORMIES INCLUDED)

SH: FAMILY MEMBERS OF BOTH RIAZ AND JACKMAN

SH8: REASONABLE JUDGEMENT DAY STORYLINE IMPACTING CAREERS OF CURRENT CELEBRITIES THAT DISTURBED THEIR 'SLEEP' (NORMIES SURVIVE TIL FACE MEETS THEM) (OUTSTANDING IMPACT ON THEIR SOCIAL HEALTH BIAS VOLUNTEERED THEM UPFRONT PROMETHEUS RETRIBUTIONS ARC)

4TH DOCTOR: SARAH JANE ADVENTURES GOING PROMETHEUS

SMWC: GRACIE FILMS TREEHOUSE OF HORRORS XVII (DEMI LOVATO KEPT YOU QUIET FOR THAT REASON: WILL SMITH, DEMI MOORE AND JAKE T. AUSTIN KNOWS A GUY GETS TO BE THE GOOD GUY THERE FOR THEM TO TAKE AWAY THE 50'S IN 2050)

SH: LOVATICS GETTING INTO AUSCHWITZ (LINNA RIAZ ESCAPED HISTORY TO BECOME THE DOCTOR THERE IS HOW SHE TELLS HER STORY TWICE): DEMI LOVATO HATED MUSLIM WOMEN OF THE MENTAL AURA OF THAT OF WHAT BORIS JOHNSON SPOKE DURING HIS TIME OF PM

SH8: 5TH DOCTOR'S MASTER RETURNS (5TH DOCTOR RETURNS IN THAT ORDER PROPERLY COMMUNICATED TO THE VIEWER)

5TH DOCTOR: BABYLON UNBROKEN (HOLY CITY OF MAKKAH IN DENIAL: SIGNS OF JUDGEMENT DAY)

SMWC: LINNA'S FAMILY PART OF THE NEW SPECTRUM WAVE (GRANDDAUGHTER OF THE DOCTOR REVEALED IN REAL TIME)

SH: MATT SMITH GOING DENIAL ABOUT HIS ROLE

SH8: JEHOVAH'S WITNESS COMPLEX GONE TO PUSHING DAISIES

6TH DOCTOR: THE HANDMAID'S TALE (MARGARET ATTWOOD) PROJECT BY THE ONE AND ONLY SUSAN LEWIS (DEMAGORGON)

SMWC: TRAIN (MUSICIAN) IN STRANGER THINGS CAST ACTUALLY REVEALED

SH: LINNA

SH8: THE DEATH OF (FALLEN: LAUREN KATE TAKES PLACE)

7TH DOCTOR: ROGUE

SMWC: ACE VENTURA (CARREY'S HARKNESS)

SH: MINDHUNTER: GLEE

SH8: THE LEGEND OF SUNDAY TIMELINE IN COMPLETION

8TH DOCTOR: ATKINSON CONTINUUM

SMWC: MR BEAN GETS A NEW REGENERATIVE ARC ON CAMERA (ACTUALLY THE REASON WHY NOW RICHARD E. GRANT GETS A NEW TIMELINE AFTER McGANN'S (8TH DOCTOR'S MASTER) NOW FORGETS THE REASON WHY HARBINGER'S EXISTED (THE BIRTH OF PERSEPHONE)

SH: LINNA'S PERIOD OF EVANGELLION (HOLLYWOOD UNBROKEN TIMELINE ET. CENTRA XV)

SH8: LINNA XIX REIGN

9TH DOCTOR: MINDHUNTER

SMWC: END OF RAVEN (5TH MARCH)

SH: MATT SMITH IN DIALYSIS SHOCK (INTUITIVE SONG SYNDROME)

SH8: JEFF BUCKLEY REBIRTH (PUPPROPHECY: STRANGER THINGS)

10TH DOCTOR: DONNA NOBLE

SMWC: FUNERAL OF A KING WHO NEVER LIVED

SH: BLEEDING (DOCUMENTARY)

SH8: REEVESNIAN BRITAIN

11TH DOCTOR: BLUE AGE GUERNICA

SMWC: HALESOWEN WORLD OF HEARTBREAK (AFTERLIFE)

SH: NEW LONDON

SH8: JEREMY SHADA

12TH DOCTOR: AMERICAN BEAUTY

SMWC: EVAN NATHANIEL GRIMM (THE ENDING)

SH: THE REQUIEM OF JENNA FOX (CLARA)

SH8: QUEEN VICTORIA

13TH DOCTOR: GENESIS

SMWC: MONARCH (COMING OF AGE CELEBRITIES: BOWIES PARADOX)

SH: LABRINTH (JENNIFER CONNELY'S BEGINNING)

SH8: DEAD CENTRE (THE NEW WORLD ORDER)

14TH DOCTOR: GALLIFREY

SMWC: PUSHING DAISIES

SH: SOMEBODY CITY

SH8: SOLAR BIOLOGY: ACE

15TH DOCTOR: GILDED AGE

SMWC: ERIC CROSS BROOKS (BLADE) IS NOT THE DOCTOR

SH: MOROCCO

SH8: DAMN THE DAME (SNOOKS BROADWAY)

16TH DOCTOR: PEN

SMWC: SABRA

SH: DETAILS (SONGWRITERS GUILD)

SH8: CRIMINAL MINDS (CAST OF CRIMINAL MINDS JOINS IN ON GUBLER'S HADES FEATS)

17TH DOCTOR: WONDERLAND FIRE

SMWC: CELEBRITIES IN LEGO HOLIDAY (HATE TRAIN DEFAMES THE PEN NOW)

SH: PETER PAN (FANTASY CHARACTERS OF POPULAR RIDDEN STORIES IN ARAMAIC (BROADWAY) ARE IN THE WRITERS COLLABORATION FOR THE ARC MADE MY TOM CARLISLE WALKER)

SH8: WIZARD OF OZ (THE RETURN OF JUDY GARLAND: KANSAS IS BROKEN (NEW US)

18TH DOCTOR: WET NAKED STAR

SMWC: MARVEL (GAIMAN'S DEATH)

SH: DC (HOMO-DEUS)

SH8: THE WONDER WORLD OF LINNA RIAZ (THE NEW DOCTOR OF EARTH 88)

19TH DOCTOR: DEATH OF A 7 MONTH PREMATURE BABY

SMWC: ACTORS OVER 80 JOIN IN ON THE HATE PARADE TO REVIVE HOMO-PROMETHEUS (CITADEL OF HEX SABRA)

SH: THE FALL (MOVIE CONQUEST)

SH8: SHADA (TAROT CITY)

Hannah Montana: the actual reality of it and the beginning of Jackson Rod Stewart (now you know: canon reality)

SEASON 3 EPISODE 22 (HANNAH MONTANA)

THE BEGINNING OF THE END IS GOING HOME TO REALISE ALL YOUR SITUATION CHARACTERS ELSEWHERE HAVE A DREAM, OR THAT IS THAT YOU HAVE BEEN DAYDREAMING FOR TOO LONG THAT YOU 'NEVER LIVED' THAT YOU HAVE A DREAM OUTSIDE AND BEYOND YOUR WORLDS TO BELIEVE IN A 'SOLUTION THEORY' THAT ASCENDS YOU ELSEWHERE IN THOUGHT THAT EVEN ARGUMENTS OVER RELIGION GOT YOU FINDING YOURSELF THAT THE 'LITTLE BROTHER' OWNED IT ALL BUT YOU HATED REALITY LONG ENOUGH TO DAY DREAM BUT YOUR PARENTS HATED YOU ENOUGH THAT YOU WERE NOW IN A CITY OF YOUR OWN DIMENSION (LIFE) BUT YOU GOT OUT OF YOUR EMO PHASE AND GONE INTO CHILDHOOD (LIKE BENJAMIN BUTTON AND TOM HANKS MOVIES MADE YOU AND THAT IS LIKE, IT)

OKAY, BEGIN AGAIN I KNOW MY FAULTS TO CHOOSE:

SO I EXPECT A NATION OF SQUIBS (CATCH MY REFERENCES IF YOU WANT TO LIVE):

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS 'REVENGE POINTS' YOU MAKE UP THE IDEATION FOR A SOCIAL SOLUTION, NOT PETTY CRIMES AGAINST LIGHT:

DETENTION VAGINAS: LOOK AT MY BOUNDARIES AND WEEP

(ALSO IN DUMBASS SUBTITLES)

ENG: PROBLEMS THAT ARE SOLVED, OR SOON WILL BE:

DMBSS: WHAT YOU COULD HAVE DONE:

ENG: HOW DO SINGLE NEURONS COMPUTE?

DONT ACT LIKE A MADMAN WITH A BLUE BOX ALL THE TIME

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

TODAY IS GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY IN YOUR SOCIETY (FANDOM, LOCAL AREA OF A PERSON YOU KNEW, PEOPLE YOUR AGE THAT HAD IT BADLY)

DMBSS: TRY ME BITCH

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO IT

MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME

IF I TELL YOU HOW IT WAS DONE THE FIRST TIME, YOU KNEW HOW AND WHY I GAVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE, LIKE BITCH. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, SUCK MY DICK

ENG: WHAT IS THE CONNECTOME OF A SMALL NERVOUS SYSTEM, LIKE THAT OF CAENORHABDITIS ELEGANS (300 NEURONS)?

EVERYTHING IS YOURS IF YOU THINK OF IT LIKE YOU ARE TO YOUR WORLD IF NOW PLUSH BEINGS (STUFFED CREATURES IN FLUFF AREAS TO YOU) WERE TO INHABIT IT THE FIRST TIME

YOU BECOME YOUR DREAMS NATURALLY INSTINCTIVELY BUT NOTHING LESS OF BEING PRIMITIVE IS HOW YOU SEE THE WORLD ACCORDING TO THAT OF A... THEN CATER THAT, THEN

JUST MAKE IT UP AS YOU GO ALONG, YOUR FICTIONAL DREAMS ARE TRUE, JUST FOLLOW THAT

DMBSS: FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT

*BREAKS YOUR PHONE BY INSTINCT* *YOU SEE I CAN MAKE YOU DO IT EITHER WAY*

AM I A BIT... TOO IRRITATING.. FOR YOU?

I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR DREAMS, GO ON. CHALLENGE ME

ENG: HOW CAN WE IMAGE A LIVE BRAIN OF 100,000 NEURONS AT CELLULAR AND MILLISECOND RESOLUTION?

YOU BELIEVED IN ME (THE VOICE INSIDE YOUR HEAD) NOW DO THE THING

EVERYBODY IS YOUR BEST FRIEND NO MATTER WHAT, NEVER REJECT HOPE (UNLESS YOU'RE GAMBLING FOR A MUCH BETTER WORLD RESOLUTION MAGNIFIED AT A MINORITY AT A TIME PER THOUGHT (YOU WERE ONCE CLOSE TO THEM ENERGY)

THAT ONE ADVICE YOUR BODY BEEN TELLING YOU THE ENTIRE TIME: IGNORE THAT AND YOU WILL SUFFER THE HARD WAY BY CATASTROPHIC CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR OWN CITY (FANBASE) SUFFERING A DISASTER CLIMATE FATED WITH A STATUE IDEAOLOGY BASING YOUR WORKS BEING THAT OF STONE LIKE YOU WERE CREATED FOR IT (MAKING TIMEFRAMES COME AFTER FOR YOUR ADVICE LATER ON THAT YOU KNEW NOT THAT YOU WERE CAUGHT UPON (DISEASED MATERIAL TAKING AWAY THAT YOU ARE ONCE LOVED FOR THAT IS TOO HARD TO KEEP THAN RECONCILING IT AGAIN TIL MUCH LATER ALONG THE TIMELINES, KEEP THAT IN MIND AND IN THE CLEAR)

DMBSS: YOU DONE FCKED UP AND YOU KNEW IT AND YOU BELIEVE ME YOU GOT ASSASSINS READY AT YOUR KEEP (YOU WANTED TO LIVE HEAVY METAL DEPRESSION, OKAY. BE ME)

DIE

LIVE MY LIFE (VOICES OF RAGS)

I DONT LIKE YOU (SOCIETY DOES NOT TOO BUT BE OKAY WITH THAT + INFINITY) COUNT YOUR DAYS LOVATO

ENG: HOW DOES SENSORY TRANSDUCTION WORK?

YOU BELIEVED MY WORDS AND EVIDENCE THAT COULD NOT HAVE DRIVEN THE SCENES ELSEWHERE, LIKE YOU KNEW THE TV DEMOGRAPHIC COULD HAVE BEEN FOR ELSEWHERE AS LONG AS 'THAT' AND NOW YOU GOT EVERYBODY AGAINST YOU, YOU DONT LIVE ANOTHER SECOND IN FORCING A SOCIAL ATMOSPHERE FOR YOU IF YOU PEOPLE PLEASE, SO IT WAS YOUR LIFE I ATE UP (PRINCESS DIANA MOTIVE) SO IF FOR ANYTHING THAT WAS HEAVILY INSPIRING, YOU WOULD HAVE ADORED HER TO MAKE YOU, THATS WHY. NOW WHAT WOULD SHE DO IF SHE WAS YOU?

TELL A LIE TO SAVE A LIFE

DONT TRY, HATE THE WORD 'TRY' TO FORGET YOUR PAST, HEROES ARE MADE ETERNALLY FORGIVING

DMBSS: FUCK YOU. (LEAVES YOU FOR THE DEAD)

ITS NOT YOU ANYMORE, REALLY. I AM NOT HARD ON ANYBODY BUT YOU

YOU KNEW YOUR ENEMIES AND THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO ELIMINATE ODDS AGAINST PROMETHEUS (GRITTY GUTTY PSYCHO-GORE ENDING TO YOUR UNIVERSE YOU LET DIE)

LORE OLYMPUS

ENG: PROBLEMS THAT WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SOLVE IN THE NEXT 50 YEARS

DMBSS: THE COMMON FUCKING OBVIOUS

ENG: HOW DO CIRCUIT OF NEURONS COMPUTE?

EVERYTHING IS MADE UP, SO THERE IS SENSE IS BEAUTY AND BEAUTY IN SENSE, THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT CONTROLLING IMAGINATION (ONE'S WONDER IS ONE'S DAY OF REST)

YOU CARE, AS YOU SHOULD BUT THERE IS......

NO ONE DIES

DMBSS: FIND WALLY

RED AND WHITE STRIPY HAT AND SHIRT, BIG AND ROUND GLASSES, ALWAYS THE FUCKING HARDEST ONE TO FIND BUT NOBODY CATCHES IS EXCEPT THE VIEWER

I DONT CARE ABOUT WALLY

WE CALL IT 'WALDO' IN THE UNITED STATES (FUCKING THE TOURIST FOR 'SUGGESTIONS')

ENG: WHAT IS THE COMPLETE CONNECTOME OF THE MOUSE BRAIN (70,000,000 NEURONS)?

YOUR EMOTIONS ARE PEOPLE, DONT BE AFRAID TO TELL THEM WHAT YOU GOT INSIDE OF YOUR LITTLE HEAD THAT IS BULB TO MANY PEOPLE

DONT WEAR TOO MUCH OR TOO LITTLE IF THAT MEANT SEX WAS NOT ACTUALLY AN OPTION (YOU'RE SINGLE AND VIRGIN FOREVER, DEAL WITH THAT OR THE LIKES OF MY BIG ASS BRAIN WILL OVERSHADOW YOU LIKE RACHEL BERRY SACRIFICED HER MONOLOGUES ON GLEE, I STILL HATE THE BITCH BUT IM OKAY CUZ I GOT JESSE ST. DICK FOR FREE (HEHE)

LIKE UR HUSBAND WILL SEE YOU WEARING THAT SHIT ON YOUR FACE FOR FREE, HECK YOU FEEL NAKED ALSO, HECK YOU FEEL LIKE YOU GOT A VAGINA OUT OF NOWHERE, WELCOME TO MOTHER PHYSICS NOW GO BACK TO HER AND GET TO WORK

DMBSS: WHY ARE U IN MY HOME (AUTISTICS HQ)

GET THE FUCK OUT

WHY? *EXPECTS AN EASY SOLUTION CUZ THEY THE ONES WHO GOT THE OCD IN THE OCD OUT OF ADHD*

*EYEBALLS THE OBVIOUS CUNT MAGICIAN IN THE ROOM* YOU CANNOT MAKE ME DO YOU LIKE THAT

ENG: HOW CAN WE IMAGE A LIVE MOUSE BRAIN AT CELLULAR AND MILLISECOND RESOLUTION?

YOU DONT

MAKE YOUR BED NOW

GET BACK TO WORK

DMBSS: LIVE IT TO GOD

FGJONVRY OEYRVNERINERI

GH GHRIGOIERIORVIN

SIYR8C9ITOLDYOUSO

ENG: WHAT CAUSES PSYCHIATRIC AND NEUROLOGICAL ILLNESS?

WHY IS SHE *SLAPPED BY VAN HELSING HIMSELF*

*HATES THE MINORITY'S WAY OF LIFE*

*IS THE MINORITY THEMSELF*

DMBSS: SHAITAAN (RA)

DICK

*JUDGES YOUR APPEARANCE TO -ACTUAL REALITY- (MINORITY REFLECTS BACK AT THE TRUTHFUL VERSION OF THEMSELVES A LONG WHILE AFTER BECOMING FAMOUS 'FOR THEM')

PERSON OF THAT BACKGROUND BECOMES THEM TO REJECT THE OBVIOUS LEADING QUO TO BE THEMSELVES IN A TV SHOW ROYALLY REJECTING YOUR V-CARD

ENG: HOW DO LEARNING AND MEMORY WORK?

JUST SAY 'IM BAD AT BEING MYSELF' AND GIVE IT ALL TO THEM WITHOUT YOU BEING 'WHOYOUTHOUGHT' BUT ITS THEIR DREAM, THEY BET YOU NOW AT BREATHING???????? NOW.... YOU SUCK AT.... LIFE-ING?????????????? WHO... ARE YOU?????????????????

.... YOU'RE MUSLIM NOW.... CONGRATULATIONS FOR MAKING YOUR LIFE A TERRIBLE SOLUTION PROMISE TO SOMEBODY ELSE WHO NEVER LIVED IT

WAS IT YOU WHO NEVER LIKED SELENA GOMEZ CUZ OF THAT?????????? -THE OBVIOUS REASON WHY SHE CANNOT SING CUZ SOMEONE WAS THE SAME-

DMBSS: *DAVID TENNANT IS THE ONLY ACTOR WHO STARES AT YOU UP AND DOWN BECAUSE -HE IS THAT GUY WHO RULED BRITISH TV BY HIS MASOCHISTIC APPEARANCE THAT HAD A COLD RESONANT EFFECT TO AMERICAN FANS OF THE SHOW DESPITE BEING OR NOT A VIRGIN TO DOCTOR WHO IN GENERAL; BECAUSE HE IS SEXY AS HELL-*

HE DOESN'T LIKE TO FUCK YOU (YOU TRAINED YOUR BODY FOR NOTHING)

HE CARES NOTHING BUT A CERTAIN RIVER WHO TOOK THE NAME FOR PALESTINE INSTEAD (YOUR VICTIMHOOD BOOHOO DOESNT COUNT)

I HATE YOU INFINITY IS IN YOUR BLOOD ROUTING TO A HERO RESURGENCE BUT THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT BUT WATCH HE- AND ITS NOT YOU, SO QUIT YOUR DAYDREAMS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE BEFORE SHE RAPES YOUR THINKING FOR FREE TREASURE (SHUTTHEFUCKUP)

ENG: WHY DO WE SLEEP AND DREAM?

I HATE YOU (BEATEN BY GOD AT MENTAL CHESS)

YOU TOO PHAT (YOUR GOOGLE IMAGES IS ME LOOKING AT YOU, LIKE GLARY LOOK IS WHY YOU CAN'T THINK, I SABOTAGED YOUR DREAMS, BRO)

TRY AS MUCH AS YOU WANT WITH FREE TIME (I GOT YOUR MAGNETIC PUSSY RIGHT HERE)

DMBSS: STICK IT TO THE (RA) ME YOU AHMEDI, WHY I OUGHTTA

YOU DEVIL (AND YOU KNEW)

BASTARD BITCH COCK (YOUR MOM DOING IT FOR YOU FOR 'fReE pAy')

RIVER IS AN ORPHAN SO YOU CAN'T CHAINSAW MASSACRE YOUR PARENTS FOR A FREE ROLE

ENG: HOW DO WE MAKE DECISIONS?

BE OPEN ON YOUR SOCIALS, ALLAHUAKBAR BITCH

QUIT YOUR WHINY PHASE ON YOUR DISCOGRAPHY SEASONS AND TELL EVERYBODY YOU'RE OKAY IN BEING GAY

MAKE IT UP AS YOU GO ALONG, STOP USING YOUR FANS FOR FREE SEX AND TELL YOUR MOTHER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER FFS

DMBSS: ALLAHUAKBAR IS MY MOTHER, DID YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I EARNED (AND ITS YOU RIGHT BACK TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT PAYING THE POOR 'DAJJAL COINS' FOR FREE AILMENT CURES WHEN YOU KNEW *BITCH SLAPPED BY SCIENCE IN REAL TIME PHYSICS*

DISEASE (UR THEIR FATHER NOW)

ASTAGHHHPHIRLLAHH (AND YOU'RE THE SHAITAAN IN THEIR LIFETIME)

*IN MOCK PASHTUN ACCENT* wHo IZZ ThiZZss DEmI LOFVATU aNdd wHy ISZZSHE makING ME CHAppATI AT 3Am, *in resonant high pitch frequencies* HmMM?

ENG: HOW DOES THE BRAIN REPRESENT ABSTRACT IDEAS?

DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO YOURSELF, CUZ THE NEURO-DIVERGENT COMMUNITIES DO IT TO MAKE THEMSELVES FEEL AT HOME, BUT YOU KNEW THE LATTER WAS NOT TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT THEM (PLATFORMED SOCIAL STATUS PIGS) AND NOW YOU COMMITTED RADAR JEALOUSY OVER WHO YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN WITH (THEIR WORRY)

IF YOU DO, ONE OF THEM LIKED YOU. ACCEPT THAT AND TAKE IT TO THE GRAVE

MAKE SURE YOU GIVE THEM ENOUGH IDENTITY DIALYSIS TO ENSURE THEIR COMFORT STAYS WITH YOU SINCE YOU LEAVE AFTER ONE EMBARRASSING 'OOOPS'

DMBSS: DMBSS

YOU MADE IT THEIR LIFE TO BE YOUR LIFE AND NOW YOU MADE IT YOUR LIFE TO BE THEIR... WHATEVER, THEY'LL GROW ON THEIR OWN TO THEM BEING BETTER THAN YOU THAN A CERTAIN DAY YOU STUBBED YOUR PINKY TOE AGAINST A WOODEN TABLE AND SPONGEBOB FLIPPED A NERVE IN SWEARING IN AQUATIC SEALIFE TO THEM MIDDLE FINGER GOD ALLAHUFUCKYOU BACK AT YOUR DISCOGRAPHY PHYSICS (THEY ARE YOU BUT HATED YOUR GUTS THE SAME WAY A GOMEZ ADAMS WILL GLADLY BE EATEN ALIVE BY A GIRL BAND SHE BELONGS TO FORYOURBULLSHIT TO BE KNOWN LIVE ON TV: YOU'RE UNO FILES NOW)

YOU NEVER WERE THERE IN THEIR LIVES (DADDY ISSUES LIVE ON CAMERA)

PAKISTANI MEN, YOU'RE INTO PAKISTANI MEN YOU UGLY TWOHT

ENG: PROBLEMS THAT WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SOLVE, BUT WHO KNOWS WHEN:

DMBSS: YEAH, NOW WHAT. (PEGG AND FROST STORYLINE NOW)

ENG: HOW DOES THE MOUSE BRAIN COMPUTE?

PLUTO SAGITTARIUS

MARS INQUISITIVE

CHANDLER BING DENIAL

DMBSS: DICK HEAD ASS FUCK EOUGUH UEIN YW OIEF EGFUYGCFU

DAJJAL!?

I DONT FUCKING THINSKSO

*ACTUALLY THE REPRESSED GAY ONE IN THE ROOM*

ENG: WHAT IS THE COMPLETE CONNECTOME OF THE HUMAN BRAIN (80,000,000,000 NEURONS?)

YOU DO IT (LIKE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS IS WHAT YOU ALREADY OWN)

COMPLETE HANNAH MONTANA SERIES TELLS YOU THAT

DISNEY RULES YOU BITCH

DMBSS: PRIVACY REGULATIONS

WHY DID MILEY STEWART KEEP HANNAH A SECRET FOR A LONG TIME

WHO MADE SHAPES UP TO THINK YOU WERE ANYTHING LIKE ONE, LIKE WHAT DID FAME DO TO YOU THAT MADE YOU SO STALWART TO HUMAN LIFE (ALIEN RX????)

AM I... PHYSICALLY ABLE BODIED TO YOU???

ENG: HOW CAN WE IMAGE A LIVE HUMAN BRAIN AT CELLULAR AND MILLISECOND RESOLUTION?

YOUTUBE

WATCH IT

OOO PRETTY

DMBSS: WHYWOW

RICK MORANIS IN HIS GLORY: https://www.google.com/search?q=rick+moranis+little+shop+of+horrors&sca_esv=889186a06300c33d&sxsrf=ADLYWIJZ23wmXs5EWzWEiuLoUfx3b0RY2w%3A1731189051202&ei=O9kvZ-H6C9-B9u8P1NiCmQI&gs_ssp=eJzj4tTP1TewTK7INTFg9FIuykzOVsjNL0rMyyxWyMksKclJVSjOyC9QyE9TyMgvKsovKgYAgKcQ0A&oq=rick+moranis+LITTLE&gs_lp=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-wHCAhkQABiABBixAxhGGPsBGJcFGIwFGN0E2AEBwgImEC4YgAQYlwUY3AQY3gQY4AQY9AMY8QMY9QMY9gMY9wMY-APYAQHCAgsQABiABBiGAxiKBcICCBAAGKIEGIkFmAMAiAYBkAYIugYGCAEQARgUkgcIMTEuOS42LTGgB6jZAg&sclient=gws-wiz-serp

USURPER

SIMPSONS REFERENCING YOU EVERYWHERE (HA. DACKHTAH)

ENG: HOW COULD WE CURE PSYCHIATRIC AND NEUROLOGICAL DISEASES?

HATE MEDICAL STUDENTS FOR ONE THING THAT SELENA GOMEZ CANNOT DO (WHICH IS WHY THEY GRADUATED WITH AN ITCH IN THE ROOM: THE FUCKING REASON WHY HUMANITY IS LEFT WITH ABSOLVED TRAUMA ABOUT A LITTLE SISTER BEING PROGRAMMED BY THE RUSSIANS)

YOU'RE MADE UP BUT YOU KICKED THEIR ASS FOR IT (BLAME KEANU REEVES)

YOU'RE IN CILLIAN MURPHY'S PANORAMIC COMPLEX CUZ OF HIS VAGINA - I MEAN OSCAR

DMBSS: ALL CONDOLENCES ARE TO CHRISTOPHER'S LEE, ECCLESTON AND NOLAN (THE THIRD CHRIS THAT HATED GOD TO MAKE A DOCTOR, NOW GO GET YOUR OWN)

I'M THE DOCHKTA. NOW FUCK YOU OFF WITH THAT WORLD CLASS DEGREE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU CANT FIND ANYONE LIKE ME (I DUMPED YOU)

Y U LOOKING?

CHINK

ENG: HOW COULD WE MAKE EVERYBODY'S BRAIN FUNCTION BEST?

BLACK GUYS KNOW HOW TO VIBE BUT YOU'RE THERE AT THE WRONG TIME (RACIST REVERSED)

CHINKS ARE NOW NEURO-DIVERGENTS THINKING AGAINST THE GRAIN CUZ OF THEIR OCD-HD TERMINATOR PERCEPTION ARC VALUES HUMAN TRADITIONS MORE THAN THE ECO-SYSTEM WHICH GRADUALLY PROVES THE MOVIES POINT: YOU'RE SHIT AT LIVING

PAKI'S ARE NOW THE NEW ORANGE

DMBSS: ARNIE SCHWARZENEGGER MK11 BET YOU TO IT

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ENG: PROBLEMS WE MAY NEVER SOLVE

DMBSS: *TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT THE CAMERA DID NOT FIND* THAT (MOCKS YOUR WORLD IN CHINESE MOTHER DEFAULT)

ENG: HOW DOES THE BRAIN COMPUTE?

DID YOU LIKE THE VIDEOS I SENT YOU? : )

*SAD CUTE FACE* WHY DID YOU NOT RESPOND *MORE SADDER CUTER EMOJIS*

ITS OKAY I WAIT (ACTUALLY GAVE UP LIVING.... FOR THAT)

DMBSS: ...DICK AROUND AND *RAPED BY THE CAMERA*

THE SEXY HORNET AT THE BACK WANTSYAHUNI WHERE IS IT (THE DAD YOU PROBABLY KNEW FROM A NEWSPAPER OR A COIN THAT HAD HIS NAME WRITTEN ON IT)

WHEREISIT (YOUR FIRST WIFE ENERGY FROM THE SAME MAN)

WHYIOUGHTTAMAKEYOU (NOW THAT SOCIAL CLASSISIST EVERYBODY WANTS TO MAKE FUN OF BUT IS THE REASON WHY THE KID IS LEFT CUTE PLUSHY SAD AFTER A MINUTE OF HER BEING LET DOWN BY .... TV CELEBRITIES)

ENG: HOW CAN COGNITION BE SO FLEXIBLE AND GENERATIVE?

DIDYOULIE? (YOU KNEW THE FAULT IN YOUR STARS)

WHATDIDYOU*SHOWSITYOU* WHY(ACTUALREASON) AND DID YOU DO IT (STRESSED BUT MELTING FLAKE 99 ENERGY BY SUPERMAN ALL ALONG)

DAMN YOU *GETSITDONE10/10THEFIRSTTIMECORRUPTEDMAGNETENERGYBASTARDHQHEKNEWBEST(ACTUAL HERO FORGOTTEN REMEMBERED CUZ HIS PRICED JEWEL WENT ELSEWHERE ON THAT COP AND MAGNET TV SHOW JAHANNAM SHE CALLS IT)

DMBSS: YOU DO KNOW HE IS RIGHT (LOONEY TUNES PHYSICS MAKES HIM TWEETY BIRD OF THE TV SH- AND YOU KNEW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT)

JAHANNAM (YOU RESPECT HIS CULTURE)

RAMADAN (YOU LIKE THE ENERGY)

YOUR MOM IS MY BITCH (YOU'RE PROBABLY DEAD FOR NOT THINKING SOONER THAN THE LGBTQ PREROGATIVE)

ENG: HOW AND WHY DOES CONSCIOUS EXPERIENCE ARISE?

BASTARD (THE ACTUAL VIEWER)

FAT ASS (LAZY DEMOGRAPHIC)

IM GOING TO.. (YOU'D NOT DO IT BUT YOU HATE THE FAMOUS META-SLUT FOR IT)

DMBSS: SHE IS MY DAUWHORETER (DAD-KID ENERGY LATER ON THE LOVE FOR THE FAMILY BLOODLINE)

YOU BASTARD BUT IM A GOD (DAD BUT DAUGHTER GETS IT)

I AM CHILL (DAJJAL ENERGY ELSEWHERE BUT AT LEAST THE CAMERA (HUSBAND) LOVES HER)

I AM YOU (KILLS YOUR CONFIDENCE TO LET DAD LIVE ON (MOM ASKING YOU FOR HELLP)

ENG: META QUESTIONS

DMBSS: KEANU REEVES IS NOW A RETARD

ENG: WHAT COUNTS AS AN EXPLANATION OF HOW THE BRAIN WORKS? (AND WHICH DISCIPLINES WOULD BE NEEDED TO PROVIDE IT?)

DID I ASK YOU FOR COCAINE??????? HUH! DICKHEAD????? *SNORTS THIN AIR FOR RELAXATION METHOD*

*YOU SEE THIS* NA *IDC* I LOVE YOU INFINITY (ACTUALLY THE TV SEX GODS WHO ARE WITH THE PRIMEDIAL RIVER SONG ALL THIS TIME *I WIN TIKTOK* SHOWS YOU MY NIPPLES FOR FREE ENERGY *FUCK YOU CILLIAN MURPHY* COUSINS ADORE THAT 'STICK IT TO THE MAN H20 ENERGY THEY ALWAYS LOVED ABOUT THAT ONE RETARDED FROGGODBROTHER*

I'M GAY THIS TIME (LESBIANS SUPPORT IT)

DMBSS: YOU GOT HIM, NOW WHAT

FUCK

THAT

OUT

MILEY HAS NOW GOT A NEW CHAPTER BUT THERE IS NO IFF BUT SEEING WHAT A BABY CAN DO IN PAGE 105 IS YOU ALONE NOT FUCKING AROUND THE MEDIUMS (TV SHOW SHIT LORE HAS A MORAL COMPASS IF USED AS GHOSTS THEN SAYS EVERYTHING ABOUT THE VAMPIRE DIARIES (US TV SHOW) THAT HAD YOUR ATTENTION BECAUSE 'WITCHES DANCE' FUCK THAT)

LETS SEE HANNAH MONTANA'S POV READ PROLIFIC FILES OF MILEY STEWARTS LIFE (ACTUAL NAME)

TOTAL NEURON (BASICALLY A BULLSHITTER IN THE MIDST BUT TELLS YOU AS IT IS: NO LIE, THE MAN IS A VIRGIN): SHAPE SHIT UP MILEY

TOTAL GLIA (THATS U ALL ALONG, FUCKING LIAR): THE VIEWER DOES NOT BELIEVE YOUR JOURNEY WITH A HEMSWORTH (THOR) LIKE YOU COULD HAVE MADE IT PRETTY FUCKING BELIEVABLE THERE

OLIGODENDROCYTES (THIS U (THE SPECIAL VIEWER) ALWAYS IN HER FUCKING MIND): U DID DRUGS, GOOD FOR YOU NOW LOOK AT EVERYBODY JAYWALKING CUZ OF A SLEEPING BEAUTY (TV SHOW SPLIT SAYS U LIEEEEE)

ASTROCYTES (HER LINE ON DOCTOR WHO ENDS WITH THIS CITATION QUOTE IMAGING YOUR CAREER ALL ALONG (HER DREAM NOW)

MICROGLIA (RICH SWEET IS THE CHERRY ROSE HEAD BEING A TRAITOR IN REAL LIFE TO SAVE ASS YOU FUCKED UP AT LAST TO NEVER: YOU RADIO LIED TO EVERYBODY ABOUT TRACY BEING A GOOD GUY MERICAN TO BAD GUY BRITISH GONE GOOD, THIS IS U NOW): SAVE IT FOR THE PAPERS, SHE'S YOUR COUSIN NOW (LINNA XIX IS RELATIVE TO HOLLYWOOD FAMILY NOW CUZ HER AUTISM COST HER UP HER OWN HOME CUZ OF A DUMMY LOVATIC PANDEMIC SITUATION IN ITALY NOW (WHERE THE SHOW TAKES PLACE IS IOTA MURICAN ALL TIME BEST FRIEND (YOU COULD HAVE MARRIED FOR HEALTH SUPPORT) BACKSTABBED YOU FOR 'SOCIAL SENSING SITUATION TO 'WHERE IS MY NOHSE' BLACKMAILING A JAPANESE LINGUOAMERICAN DUOLOGY OF A JAPANESE FRONTIER BEING RESCUED FOR PANDA POLICIES (IN MY HEAD NOW, YEAH THIS IS THE ULTIMATE FAMOUS, JACKSONRODSTEWART PRSEZZTING)

GRANULE CELLS: (IM THE REASON... NOW) YOU DO REALISE... YOU HAVE LONG TERM EFFECTS FOR WHAT YOU DO THAT MAKES UP A HUMAN BODY RESTORING SOCIAL HELLFIRE THAT MAKES UP A BODY OF ONE MAN, NOW THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF NOW HONESTY COMES AT A CONCLUSION THAT YOU WERE AND ALWAYS WILL BE IF YOU HAD NOTICED IT THE FIRST TIME (SOCIAL HONESTY CATERS THE WORLD FOR ONE PERSON KNOWING YOU THAN EVERYBODY DEJECTING THE LATTER FOR A REASON): WHERE ARE YOU SMILEY STEWART???? *LOOKS FOR YOU COMICALLY*

NEWBORNS: 0-50 (SMWC): ASSHOLE RIGHT NOW IF YOU REMEMBER THIS

NEWBORNS: 0-59 (SH): YOU'RE DEAD BY THEN (NIGHTMARES IN YOUR WEALTH)

NEWBORNS: 17-95 (SH8): YOU CAN ALREADY HEAR US

FEMALES: 120 - 18 (SMWC): YOU'RE A SELENATOR

FEMALES: 49 - 84 (SH): YOU HATE TIME (ACTUALLY THE GOOD GUY)

FEMALES: 17 - 45 (SH8): I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU (LOVATICS WHO KNOWN LINNA IN HER LIFETIME)

MALES: 128 - 225 (SMWC): GLEE CAST FUGITIVES (ELSEWHERE)

MALES: 200 - MAX (SH): YOU KNEW LEE PACE

MALES: 20 (SH8): FANSONS

CEREBELLUM: 90 (SMWC): NOW, JACKSON FORGIVES YOU

CEREBELLUM: 200 (SH): HEY LINNA : )

CEREBELLUM: 5-INFINITY (SH8): OHMYGOSHITSDAVIDTENNANTONTV, I KNOW HIM (MIMICS HIS DOCTOR IN REAL TIME)

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AMPLITUDE (I HATE YOU BUT YOU'RE OKAY ANYWAY):

TOTAL NEURON: DIS BITCH (OBVIOUS BAD GUY ON TV FUCKED UP FOR WHAT)

SMWC: SAY IT TO MY FACE (NOT THE WRITER BUT YOU WHO NEVER HAD THE AUDACITY TO CAST YOURSELF IN THAT PLACE THE FIRST TIME)

SH: I TOLD YOU SO (WHY ISNT SHE MOVING: YOU CANNOT STRIP CASH HER TO A WEDDING THERE ANYWAY (YOUR DEAD COUSIN WHO NEEDS HELP)

SH8: I'M NOT IN THE MOOD (YOU WERE FAMOUS FOR THAT)

FREQUENCY (THE HELL WITH THIS *DOES IT THEMSELVES FOR THEIR JOY IN THE END*)

CEREBELLUM: WE... LOVED THAT (TV HELL NOW)

SMWC: YOU. DUMBASS (YOU LOVED ME TO DIE?????????)

SH: I KID YOU NOT (ACTUALLY THE BABY HERSELF GOT TO BE FAMOUS)

SH8: I SHIT YOU NOT I DID THIS (SHE COOKS YOUR FAVOURITE EVERYTHING BUT YOU KNEW HER AS 12 YEARS A SLAVE)

COMPLEXITY (SHIT, I DID IT AGAIN *AUNTY BRITNEY HATES YOU*)

SMWC: WELL..... WE'RE WAITING (THATS HER)

SH: SHE IS TOO GOOD (EVEN WILL SMITH HIMSELF FOUND A SHEIKH HE CAN RELATE TO IN REAL TIME; NOW THAT SAYS SOMETHING)

SH8: I GOT DAVID TENPINBALL MACHINE FOR FREE AND YOUR GRANNY HATES YOU (WHYYYYYY?. *BBC ENDING LOGO IS IN PREVIEW*)

THIS IS WHY YOU DONT WANT TO BE A LOVATIC, YOU'LL GET SHAT ON BY COST OF LIVING CRISIS IN YOUR CRISIS CUZ NOW THE TORY GOVERNMENT STOPPED WORKING FOR YOU TO CURE 'AIDS DAJJAL' NOW (TV SHOW SYNOPSIS)

I HEREBY SALUTE THE BRUNT RUNNER OF HER ALL AND THE MAJESTY DAJJAL DI MUCKHHH DI RUKSHAAA REPERTOIRE TO ALL PROBLEMATIC POSTS TO THE GUINIVERE SCANDAL OF 'THAT SLUT MOBSTER TRUCK FIRE' TO THE ONE AND ONLY MISS DELLY SCOTT HR OBE

I SALUTE MY EXPECTATIONS FROM A BLACK BOUNTY

#coming soon

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