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aubrey plaza: i’m bi

internet: she has suchhh queer energy

aubrey plaza: it’s because i’m bi

interviewer: are you aware of your largely gay fanbase?

aubrey plaza: yeah i’m bi

gay fanbase: she just can’t stop making movies where she kisses girls!!

aubrey plaza: i’m

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Broke: actors who barely brush lips with the other actor while filming a queer love scene

Woke: actors who kiss with tongue while filming a queer love scene

Bespoke: Sarah Shahi slamming Amy Acker into a table so hard she broke her tailbone while filming a queer love scene

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to dance with death

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merry crisis

have more text posts

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faith collage <3

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World's most divorced man becomes first human to be alienated from both biological and digital children.

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god bless anyone who comments on ao3

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me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

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If you're going to have somebody who can go toe-to-toe with Kathryn Hahn, you can't really do better than Aubrey Plaza.

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presents under the tree looking suspiciously non-kathryn hahn shaped

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The level of petty Agatha decided to sink to can never be truly demonstrated but here is something for the record.

[ID: Billy with Jen in episode 8 of Agatha all Along, caption - I'm fully aware that Agatha Harkness can never be anything but a coven-less witch]

[ID: Agatha appearing behind Billy and Jen, caption - Ouch]

[ID: Agatha, later in the same episode, caption - caption What can I say I'm a conven-less witch]

[ID: Agatha grinning, still in the same episode immediately after her last line]

[ID: Billy, still same episode, same scene, devastated]

She's a menace here. It's his words against him. It's so petty.

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Agatha All Along + text posts pt 10/?

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only a stubborn old bitch with mommy issues who refuses to die would be able to get Death herself like this:

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Agatha All Along + text posts - 3/?

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Rio: Don’t worry, I have a few daggers up my sleeve.

Alice: I think you mean cards.

Rio, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.