#josh dun is a dork

[bbluejoseph]

bbluejoseph's 2022 fic masterlist

this is just a collection of everything i posted on ao3 in 2022! i did intentionally leave out one fic (Surrounded, Hounded) since i've updated it this year, though the first chapters were actually posted in 2022. all but two of the following fics are complete, and i do plan to continue those fics eventually.

I'd Find A Match (The Way You Say Good Morning) Posted Feb. 15th; approx 2k words Tags: songfic, friends to lovers, tooth-rotting fluff, everything is beautiful and nothing hurts, mutual pining, first kiss, dorks in love, early days

Tyler laughs and lifts the cover off the keys again. "I might be able to do Für Elise. If I go slow."

Idaho Posted Feb. 25th; approx 1k words Tags: friendship/love, anxiety, disassociation, grief/mourning, fight or flight, past mental health issues, implied/referenced suicidal thoughts, desperation, ambiguous/open ending, sad with a happy ending, songfic, apply ship goggles to taste

He doesn't know why he grips Josh's arm so tight, only that he needs to, and thank God, Josh doesn't shove him off. "Take me back to the bus," Tyler whispers. The confusion is back, warring with the worry in Josh's voice. "What?" "Take me back to the bus," he begs. "Please."

Counting All The Numbers Between Zero And One Posted Mar. 5th; approx 2k words Tags: apply ship goggles to taste, best friends, running away, grief/mourning, loss of parent(s), implied/referenced character death, angst, hurt/comfort, crying, bittersweet ending, josh dun is a sweetheart, implied sucidal thoughts, implied suicidal ideation

"You didn't leave a note," Josh mumbles, sniffing, but his voice is clearer now. "I didn't know what to say," Tyler tells him slowly. There's more to it than that, and they both know it.

Home Posted Mar. 16th; approx 7k words Tags: dema, secret relationship, forbidden love, established relationship, dystopia, religious cults, angst, bad ending, blood and gore, blasphemy, religious imagery & symbolism, cannibalism, dead dove: do not eat

Andre's calculating, dark eyes wash over his face. "Yet you hesitate." Tyler swallows. "What if I'm not ready?" (We want you home in one piece, now.)

Please Don't Bite Last updated Mar. 25th; approx 13k words Tags: blood, gore, murder, cannibalism, graphic description of corpses, supernatural elements, shapeshifters, demonic possession, attempted sexual assault, nonbinary blurryface, crush at first sight, not as dark as the tags make it seem

They swallowed, savoring the last bit of metallic sweetness before wiping their mouth with the back of their hand. It came away red.

Your Time Will Come Posted April 26th; approx 5k words Tags: early days, friends to lovers, best friends, friends with benefits, complicated relationships, time skips, implied sexual content, mild sexual content, light angst, fluff, getting together, getting back together, kissing, hook-up, happy ending, mutual pining, not actually unrequited love, memories

It's been three years since they actually hung out together, and a lot has changed. Josh's feelings haven't. Maybe it's time he told Tyler the truth.

Bet You Got It All Planned Right Posted May 18th; approx 18k words Tags: teenagers, young love, post-high school, high school sweethearts, established relationship, running away, trans male character, transphobia, childhood sweethearts, unplanned pregnancy, implied sexual content, discussion of abortion, haircuts, angst and hurt/comfort, happy ending, emotional hurt/comfort, internal conflict, secrets, guilt

The dark outside the bus didn't feel real. The worn pleather seats of the greyhound bus didn't feel real. Josh couldn't feel his hand, either despite or in spite of the fact that he'd been gripping the arm rest to his left for the entire bus ride. He was stressed, which was probably bad for- No. No, he didn't want to think about that right now. Nothing about today, or yesterday, or any day before. As far as Josh could process right now, this was the beginning.

Terminarch Posted June 1st; approx 3k words Tags: banditos, dreams and nightmares, being lost, apocalypse, dema, frostbite, winter, headaches & migraines, aliens, alien abduction, apply ship goggles to taste, hurt/comfort, bad ending, self-sacrifice, friendship/love, body horror, angst

He has a headache, but that's an understatement.

Lazarus Posted Sept. 7th; approx 1k words Tags: religious imagery & symbolism, cults, good day dema, scaled and icy, past character death, resurrection

"Do you know your name, honey?" she asks with that same smile plastered on her face. Her mascara looks even messier up close; Tyler stares at a piece of hair that's fallen into her face. "Tyler," he says. "And do you know how you got here?" He searches his mind for an answer, absently reaching for something he cannot see or feel. Tyler comes up empty. "No."

Guarding The Gates (But It All Got Away) Posted Oct. 31st; approx 22k words Tags: trench, dema, past abuse, idiots in love, established relationship, fictober, hurt/comfort, angst, past character death, head injury, good day dema, propaganda, implied sexual content, headaches & migraines, dreams, torture, implied/referenced brainwashing, angst and hurt/comfort, crying, body horror

Since the destruction of the vials in the Tower of Silence, there have been no further mysterious disappearances from Tyler or any of the other banditos. However, things are changing in the city in ways the banditos hadn't expected, and they'll have to adapt to match the bishops' attempts at control. There's something unknown at play here, something none of them fully understand, and it's remained hidden long enough.

Suburban Dream Posted Oct. 31st; approx 4k words Tags: established relationship, angst, hopeful ending, relationship issues, arguing, blood and gore, murder, cannibalism, suburbia, revenge, serial killers, supernatural elements, implied sexual content, violence

Tyler is not a man driven to the edge. Or, he's one of those things. Maybe romance isn't dead after all.

Made To Live (Set Things Right) Last updated Nov. 8th; approx 7k words Tags: the outside music video, dema, trench, memory loss, shipwrecked, scaled and icy, saturday, ned

How smart is this thing? Is Ned its name, or is that what it thinks he is? Is he going crazy? Josh swallows, clears his throat, and points at himself. "Josh?" he says, more like a question than a statement.

Double Check For Double Meanings Posted Nov. 11th; approx 8k words Tags: femslash, genderbending, useless lesbians, celebrity crush, party, hook-up, strangers to lovers, bisexual female character, lesbian character, alternate universe, lady pilots, non-explicit sex, mild sexual content, songfic

She's hot. She's a bitch. She's a whore; she's a prude. She acts like she owns the world. She does own the world. She's a killer, and she'll break your heart if you let her. Josh isn't put off by any of this, even if she knows a lot of people are.

How Jim Saved Christmas Posted Dec. 25th; approx 2k words Tags: animal pov, christmas, tooth-rotting fluff, pre-relationship, getting together, meet-cute, fluff, christmas fluff, romantic comedy

It's almost Christmas, and Jim is running out of time to find the perfect gift for his human, Josh. What's a good dog to do?

[pineapplesareguns]

[megalodun]

Whiny Baby

Josh Dun x Reader

I’m hella bored so here’s a random Jish fic. Written on mobile, please forgive any spelling/alignment errors. I’m also too lazy to proofread, haha.

Warning/s: None

Summary: Tyler, Jenna and some of the crew members are becoming to get fed up by Josh’s whining about you not being with them on tour.

-

“We are twenty øne piløts, and so are you!” The two men bow on stage, signifying the end of the show. The audience fills with cries and cheers, as Tyler and Josh exit the stage.

“That was a great show!” Tyler exclaims, grabbing the towel Jenna gives to wipe off his sweat.

“You two did great tonight, as always,” Jenna says, earning a wide grin from Tyler. Josh groans, and the husband-wife duo look at him in confusion.

“Y/N would have loved the show too,” he whines. Tyler rolls his eyes.

“You’ve been saying that every day and every night Josh.”

“But it’s true! Y/N loves our shows!” Josh retorts.

Jenna smacks Josh on the head. “We know Josh, but what Tyler means is that you’ve been constantky whining about Y/N every day for the past month.”

“You can’t blame me for missing the love of my life,” he says back.

“Josh, you aways bring her up in any conversation. Last week you were going on about how much Y/N loves extra guacamole while we were at Taco Bell,” Tyler points out.

“And last night you kept on saying how much Y/N would support your decision to watch The X-Files all night,” Jenna adds.

Josh groans again, walking away from the two. “If Y/N were here, this wouldn’t be happening,” he whines, yet again.

Tyler and Jenna sigh. This was getting out of hand. Josh couldn’t stop blabbering on and on about how great you were and how much he missed you, that even the crew was getting sick of it. It’s all he ever talked about.

“We HAVE to fix this,” Jenna suggests. Tyler nods his head furiously in agreement. “I’ll give Y/N a call later,” she adds.

“Hope that goes well. I REALLY hope it does.”

-

“What do you mean you can’t?! You HAVE to!” Jenna pleads on the phone.

“Jenna, you know I can’t. I have work and–” you try to reason, but Jenna interrupts.

“Y/N, if you’re not here by tomorrow, I swear I’m going to stitch Josh’s mouth up.”

“What? Why?”

“He’s been whining about you 24/7 ever since the tour started! You’ll never believe it! At first it was cute, but it’s just annoying now! It’s all he ever talks about!” Jenna exclaims.

You try to supress a giggle, failing to do so.

“It’s not funny, Y/N. I’m calling your boss, so book a ticket NOW.”

“W-What?! Jenna you can’t be ser—”

Jenna hangs up, immediately dialing the office where you work, leaving you hanging.

-

You stare at your phone in disbelief. Jenna was practically begging you to fly over to where they were immediately. You lay in your bed, still pondering what to do.

Half an hour later, your phone beeps – it’s a text from your manager.

- Good evening, Y/N. We have received a request for you to take a month off due to emergency reasons. The request has been granted, however you are not to be paid during the entire month.

Without even thinking twice, you get up and pack, and book the first flight tomorrow morning.

-

Jenna and Tyler are impatiently waiting at the airport. The plane you were in was supposed to land 9 am. It was already 8:55. They managed to dodge several questions by Josh, excusing themselves to get something to eat, leaving the other crew members to suffer from Josh’s whining.

“Tyler! Jenna!” you shout. The two search where the voice came from, and wave their hands when they saw you.

“Y/N! I missed you!” Jenna squeezes you in a hug, and you did back. Tyler fistbumps you, and takes your things.

“Finally! I can’t wait to see Josh’s face when he sees you!” Jenna exclaims in relief. Tyler nods in agreement.

“Haven’t you told him I was coming?” you ask.

“Nah, we wanted to surprise him,” Tyler answers. “He’s been talking nonstop about you, it’s driving the crew insane.”

“I’ve heard,” you giggle. “So where’s the dork?”

-

“I tell you man, Y/N makes the most amazing pancakes, ever!” Josh shares in delight. Multiple groans can be heard in the room. Others have opted to even wear earphones to avoid Josh’s blabbers.

“We’re back!” Jenna exclaims as she enters the area where they were gathered.

“That took quite long, where did you go?” Josh asks.

“Nowhere,” Tyler replies. “Also Josh, can you turn around for a sec?”

“Okay?” he says confusingly as he obliges. “What for?”

Jenna immediately grabs you from the outside, pushing you in. You hurriedly cover Josh’s eyes with your hands. Seeing you, the crew members raise their arms in delight – and relief.

“Tyler? Is that you? … Couldn’t be, these hands feel way to smooth,” he says as he feels your hands. You supress a giggle.

Josh gets tired of guessing, and turns around.

“Surprise!” you exclaim.

Josh’s eyes widen in shock.

“Y/N! YOU’RE HERE!!!!” He lifts you up and hugs you as tight as he could, planting kisses all over you face, all the while grinning like an idiot.

“I’ve heard you’ve been a whiny baby recently,” you giggle. He rolls his eyes.

“They’re exaggerating,” he retorts, still having you wrapped in his arms.

Everyone in the room rolld their eyes, relieved to have Josh finally shut up from whining about you.

[dreaminganathema]

i expect nothing less of him. happy tyler joseph spawning day 🍃

[j-shler]

I don't mind at all, lean on my pride

[winchdeann]

[sarcasmcloud]

In the distance: “Still a videoooo...”

[tylerjoseph]

“That’s it. I’ve had it with this dump!”

[a-car-a-torch-a-taxicab]

dork.

[joshspankindun]

josh...doing finger guns? with drumsticks?

[keons]

^ how many pilots does it take to operate a payphone?

[chlorine-tasting-blog]

i'm imagining the backstage of these photos lol

[giyokuu]

Level Of Concern 📸

twenty one pilots

God I missed them 😭

wow how could u tell i stan Josh i thought i was pretty subtle

Also- yellow tape on the flashdrive??? uwu whats this (´⊙ω⊙`)！

[vessld]

I hate them lmao

[winchdeann]

Is that where you just keep your phone? Yea, I just keep it like this. That can’t be where you keep your phone!

[i-m-a-goner-takeitslow]

Twenty One Pilots On Where Their Grammy Award Is Displayed