#josh and kelsey

[ef-1]

f1 drivers are uniquely zesty you can't change my mind bc the pinterest girls are asking if Daniel is *ACTUALLY* Josh Allen's boyfriend and you can't even blame them because???

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Josh: I put the sin in sincere

Tracy: I put the laughter in manslaughter

Corey: I put the cute in execute

Hayden: I put the stab in stability

Liam: I put the fun in dysfunctional

Mason: I put the harm in harmony

Brett: I put the eat in treat

Theo: I put the D in Liam.

Alec: There isn't a D in Liam?

Liam:

Tracy: I'm going to tell him

Corey: don't you dare!

(source)

[gameofthunder66]

Yellowstone (2018- ) tv series

-(started) watchin' Season 3- 9/9/2023- on Peacock

[thelonesomequeen]

So, like most of us, we saw this floating around social media and wrote it off as a rumor because it didn’t come from a verified source. But now Josh has posted it as well with kind of a cryptic message…hmm…

[blewthecandleout]

hall of fame worthy moment in the chat earlier... @whiskeyswifty @jonismitchell

[muppetjackrackham]

every time someone on broadwayworld calls josh or annaleigh "miscast" or "not good" in sweeney todd I get the intense parasocial urge to defend them (even though I haven't seen the show)

no literally like!!! i haven't seen it but i've HEARD it and my god. it really is fucking incredible what these two managed to do with these characters.

[younger-tvland]

1x01 Pilot

[fluentmoviequoter]

Never You

Requested Here!

Pairing: Jim Street x fem!reader

Summary: During a date night with Street, he is targeted by several gunmen. He keeps you safe, but when you distance yourself after, he blames himself for causing the divide and worries about how you will react.

Warnings: shooting, angst to fluff, soft Street!!!

Word Count: 2.3k+ words

A/N: It wasn't intentional but I realized while proofreading that The Luckiest by Josh Abbott Band fits this perfectly!! I highly recommend listening to it!

Picture from Pinterest

Masterlist Directory | Jim Street Masterlist | Request Info\Fandom List

A flip switches in Jim Street when he sees you. Gone is the hardened, jaded S.W.A.T. officer as he makes room for his love for you. You bring out the softer side of Street, and he makes it a priority to be nothing except sweet and gentle with you. With Street’s past and his job, it could be easy to treat you like another cop, so he makes a conscious effort to keep his “cop side” away from you - not out of fear of you falling out of love with him, but from care for you and your relationship. Street loves you, so he takes every chance to show you.

Tonight, you wait for Street to pick you up for your dinner date. Luca is out of town, so Street invited you to the house to cook for you. You pointed out that Street won’t have time to cook between when he gets off work and when he plans to pick you up, but he quickly found a solution. You smile and stand when he knocks on the door with his unmistakable pattern.

“Hi,” he says with a bright smile. “You look amazing, honey.”

“Honey,” you murmur under your breath.

“I messed up,” Street admits. He ignores your reaction to his pet name as his eyes drop apologetically. “I worked late yesterday and completely forgot that I needed to go grocery shopping for dinner tonight, and-“

“Street, take a breath,” you interject kindly. “It’s not a problem. We can go get something, or stay here and order, whatever you want to do.”

“I was looking forward to cooking with you, you know, a quiet night in.”

“Then let’s go shopping on the way back to your place. I’m not going to complain against more time with you, handsome.”

Handsome, Street thinks as his smile returns. He knows better than to ask if you’re sure, and he likes the idea of even more time with you, too. After he extends his arm to you, you loop your elbow against his and laugh when he pulls you closer during the short walk to the car.

“I’ve missed you so much,” Street says as he kisses your forehead.

You smile as he closes the passenger door and wait for him to sit in the driver’s seat before you reply, “I missed you too. I’ve been looking forward to this all week.”

“Sorry.”

“This is even better. Assuming you take as long to choose pasta as you do to choose a tie, I’m excited for the extra hour and a half of grocery shopping,” you tease.

“None of those ties matched your dress well enough!”

“I love you.”

“I love you more.”

“Impossible.”

Street smiles as he makes a right turn. You are never happier than when you are with him and are giddy because, even if he thinks you were kidding, you’ve been counting down the minutes to see Street again and spend time with him. You love every part of him, even the sides he doesn’t show you.

✯✯✯✯✯

“Which one do you like?” Street asks as he looks at the jars before him.

You shrug where you stand tucked against Street’s chest between him and the shopping cart. As you glance down at his hand on your stomach, you see the recipe open on his phone and read the suggested brand from the screen.

“That’s not what I asked,” Street replies. “I don’t care what Kelsey from Michigan recommends; I want to know what you want.”

“You make this sound a lot more important that picking a sauce.”

“It is. You are.”

You turn against Street and smile into his neck. He moves a hand over your shoulder and drops a jar into the cart. When he taps you, you step to his side and walk beside him as he approaches the checkout lanes. Someone screams in the parking lot, and Street straightens at the sound.

“He’s got a gun!” a voice booms.

Two men in masks run into the store, and Street moves his hands to your shoulders as he pushes you between two display cases. He drops his chin, and you follow his movement and squat. Street lowers himself with you and lays a hand against your cheek as the men fire several shots.

“Stay here, okay?” Street says quietly.

You reach out for him, but he moves away too quickly. When he runs toward the door and calls for backup, you drop your head between your knees and try to distract yourself from what is happening. You trust Street more than anyone, but seeing him like this is different.

✯✯✯✯✯

Street knows that he would have jumped to action even if he were here alone, but knowing that you are in this store makes him more eager to stop the shooters and get them in custody. He calls quickly for backup, ducks behind a register, and pulls his gun from its holster.

“Officer Street, stand up again!” one of the men taunts. “Give me a clear shot and I’ll tell you what I think of you, man.”

“That’s not gonna happen. Why don’t you just put the guns down and we can talk back at the station?” Street responds.

“No deal. You know what that means, don’t you?”

Street stands and fires at the men as sirens approach. One of the men runs toward the fire exit, but the other drops behind the table nearest him. Several officers enter the store, and Street walks to the now-cuffed suspect.

“We’re going to go get statements, but your team is en route, Officer Street,” one of the cops says.

Street turns to watch them approach you, and when you look around for him, he instantly worries that letting you see this side of him is not worth it. The fear in your eyes scares Street; he’s worried that you will be scared of him now that you’ve seen how intense he can be. He never talks about work for good reason, but now you know what Street is like when you’re not around, and you may never want to come near him again.

“Street!” Hondo calls as he arrives. “What happened, man?”

Street tears his eyes from you as you give your statement. He tells Hondo what the shooters said and where the other went. You deserve to be comforted, and he desperately needs to be the one to give it to you. But, you’re busy, and now Street has to go to work and do that thing that may have driven a wedge between you. When you meet his eyes again, you nod. He’s unsure if it’s an acknowledgment that you are okay or simply acknowledging that he can leave. Either way, Street follows Deacon and Hondo to Black Betty and tries to focus on keeping you safe in the long term. After all, he owes you a date and a homemade dinner.

✯✯✯✯✯

When you hear Street’s name come from one of the shooters, your breath catches. This isn’t a random attack; these men are here for the man you love. Street tries to talk to him, but more bullets rip through the store in reply. Sirens approach, and everything grows eerily quiet before the back door bangs open and sets off the alarm. A police officer stops in front of you just before the alarm quiets, and you take his offered hand as you stand.

“I’m so sorry about what has happened to you, ma’am. But I do need to ask you a few questions. Are you hurt?” he asks.

After a quick mental inventory, you decide that you are physically fine. Mentally and emotionally, however, you are not as well off. You are terrified. Not just scared because people shot up the store you’re in, but because they called your boyfriend out by name, and, worse, you think, you considered asking him to stay with you instead of doing his duty.

“Can you tell me what happened?” the officer asks.

“Sure,” you answer. “I was shopping with my boyfriend-“

“Jim Street?”

“Yes, sir. We were approaching the checkout area, and someone screamed in the parking lot, that a man had a gun, and then two armed men appeared in the doorway and began shooting. One of them called for Officer Street by name.”

You answer a few more questions before the officer tells you you are free to go. A friend picks you up and takes you home. Once you’re alone, you can’t stop thinking about what happened and quickly realize you have some things to work through. After turning your phone off to help you focus, you sit in your living room and begin thinking about everything that happened between when you walked into the store and when you walked out. Leaving without the man you entered beside may be what scares you most.

✯✯✯✯✯

The entire time that Street is working the case, he wants to talk to you. Finding the recently paroled men is relatively easy, but catching them proves harder. After acting as bait, Street watches from behind the glass as the men are interviewed by Hondo, Commander Hicks, and Lieutenant Lynch. It’s as the team expected: they’re still upset that Street arrested them several months prior and set out to get revenge once they were released. Ironically, they were released for good behavior.

“Revenge worked out well for them, didn’t it?” Street asks when Hondo walks in.

“It did. Get out of here, kid. She needs you, too.”

Street nods and thanks Hondo for his hard work over the last three days of nearly nonstop work but does not hesitate to rush out. You haven’t contacted him since the incident; over 72 hours of not hearing your voice has only increased his worries. He hates the distance because it’s his fault; he could have avoided this by protecting you from himself.

Street drives to your house and takes a few deep breaths before he gets out of the car and walks to your door. He hopes for the best as he knocks on the door, but then he realizes that maybe you didn’t call because you need space. Or, Street thinks, you need permanent space from him. You open the door, and Street’s heart breaks at the tired look on your face.

“Can we talk?” Street asks. “Don’t feel like you have to say yes, though. I can wait- I will wait for you.”

You nod and open the door for Street to come in. He seems stressed, and when he looks over at a framed picture of the two of you, you recognize the look in his eye. He’s worrying just as much as you have been.

“I’m sorry if I’m pushing before you’re ready; if you need room, or…”

“Street,” you say softly. “I can tell that you’re worried, and I am too, but-“

“I didn’t mean to scare you, I- I kept that part separate for a reason.”

“Wait,” you interject as you raise your hands toward him. “You think… I am not scared of you. I will never be scared of you; I trust you completely. I felt a lot of things after those guys came in, and there were a lot of causes, but I would never feel like that because of you. The fear that I felt… I know that you will always protect me, just like you did a few nights ago.”

“Never?”

“I’m sorry for distancing myself from you. I was working through everything that I was feeling, just trying to process what had happened and how it affected me, but it was not because of you.”

Street nods, and he feels better after hearing your promises that you are not scared of him.

“I was scared, Street, and I will be scared again. I’m not sure I’ll ever fully understand exactly what I felt in that moment when they started shooting, but the fear and the- the anxiety, the alarm, whatever I felt, will never be directed at you or caused by you. I know you, and I know that you will save me again.” You chuckle before promising, “You saved me, you kept me safe, and I will always love you. Not just for that but knowing that the man I love can and will protect me like that makes everything easier.”

Street smiles and raises his arms. You don’t hesitate to rush toward him and wrap your arms around his waist. Your speech not only eradicates all of Street’s concerns but reminds him of how much you love him. Being chosen and loved isn’t something that Street is used to, but he loves being chosen and loved by you.

“I love you,” you say against Street’s chest. “We may not show it the same way, but you deserve all the love you give… times two plus four.”

Street chuckles against you and tightens his grip over your shoulders. “I only want all that love if it’s from you.”

“Oh, I plan to give you as much love as I can,” you promise.

“I, uh, I went to the store before I came here. Are you still up for a dinner date?”

“You stopped at the store after working for three days straight? You do love me!”

“I don’t think that was ever a question.”

“Then don’t question that I love you too. You give love because you’re loving, but I give you love because I love you.”

Street pulls back and squints at you before asking, “What?”

You scrunch your nose before kissing Street. “Alright, as long as you’re offering, I’m hungry and I’d love to distract you for a while.”

As you turn to walk to Street’s car and get the groceries, he watches you.

“Distract me how?” he calls after you.

“With love!”

[decipheringsidelines]

MEET THE ROSTER MASTER LIST (A continuously updated post)

The meet the roster site can be found here.

HUGE THANKS TO @puckingproblems FOR HELPING WITH THIS 🫶

I’ll continue to update as people are added, but I’ll also create a post for each explaining why I believe who is who and also to potentially debunk all things posted.

Tiger King - Joe Burrow

Little ‘Roni - Rory McIlroy

Ice Devil - Jack Hughes

Wounded Bird - Caitlyn Clark

Mediocre Duck - Trevor Zegras

Dr. Dutch - Max Verstrappen

DD Dunks - Donte DiVincenzo

Killa Klown - Travis Kelce

Big Bird - Jason Kelce

Sky- Lashes - Angel Reese

Blonde Baller - Cameron Brink

Fresh Fruit - Ricky Pearsall

Pretty Boy - Jalen Hurts

Tin Hat - Aaron Rodgers

Zeus - Justin Herbert

Little bear - Nick Bosa

Big Bear - Joey Bosa

Oxen Free - Ollie Bearman

Mississauga Menace - Vince Dunn

2Pm - Patrick Mahomes

Sad sibling - Quinn Hughes

Home town - cole sillinger

The ace - Kelsey Plum

Sharknado - Mikey Essyimont

Allons-Y - Esteban Ocan

MoanA Lisa - Andrei Svechnikov

The prodigy- Lily He

Bon Bon - Alex Albon

Curly & Confused - Luke Hughes

Puck Baby - Connor Bedard

2 Pretty 2 Play - Mat Barzal

Open Wide - Tee Higgins

Peppa pigskin - Josh Allen

Pasta pro - Tommy Devito

Certified Loverboy -Jordan Love

Eyebrows - Jamie Drysdale

New Kid - Matt Rempe

Play that funky music - Lauri Markkanen

Chubby Cheeks - Kirill Kaprizov

Mr. World Wide Web - Braxton Berrios

Mouthpiece - Matthew Tkachuk

Cupcake - Brooks Koepka

Big Purr - Mac Jones OR Caleb Williams (?)

Four leafed forward - Jayson Tatum

The Viking - William Nylander

UPS - UPL

Goldfish - Noah Hanafin

Greasy K - George kittle

Simba - Spencer Knight

Minnesota airlines - Justin Jefferson

Goldie locks - Trevor Lawrence

Old Head - Sidney Crosby

Oscillate - Jeremy Swayman

Magic Mule - Luka Dončić

Miss USA - Simone Biles

Pirate Skeeze - Paul Skenes

Flying Tigress - Livvy Dunne

Skipper - Dylan Crews

Buddy - Cam York

Paul Bunyan - Connor McDavid

[howominis]

10 songs & 10 names tag

got tagged by the lovely @lilyflxwers thank you cutie 💕

the rules: list 10 songs with 10 names in the titles that you like and then tag 10 other people (let's say the last one is optional lmao).

1. judas - lady gaga

2. alejandro - lady gaga

3. bloody mary - lady gaga

4. rhiannon - fleetwood mac

5. i'm made of wax, larry, what are you made of - a day to remember

6. if i'm james dean, you're audrey hepburn - sleeping with sirens

7. mary on a cross - ghost

8. dear maria, count me in - all time low

9. adam & steve - dorian electra

10. kelsey - metro station

and an additional one because it's iconic:

11. josh - peach prc

tags: @seabass-swallows @esolean @localravenclaw @avarittias @ominisss @lilac-crown and the rest of my mutuals 💕

[gameofthunder66]

-(started) watchin' Season 1- 4/22/2023= on Peacock

2x04 “Only Devils Left” Yellowstone (2018-)

[swayhere]

canon starter call - open to anyone !

i have a strong urge to write some canon muses, so if you would be interested in writing against any of the canon muses listed under the READ MORE below, please comment/IM me and i can send a starter your way or reply to one of your starters.

i do not require you to know anything about my muse's canon, but i'm more than happy to tell you about it if you ask. i'd be happy to write canon muses against your ocs! also, mixing fandoms is 100% ok with me unless your canon muse is problematic and makes me uncomfy. my canon muses do not have all their memories or relationships from their life unless we plot it, but they will have the same general personality/ambitions.

if you are willing to write against my canon muses but don't care which, just like this post, and i'll take a look at your open starters and/or send you a closed starter at random with a muse i think fits the vibe.

*please don't agree to write against my canon muses if you're one of those picky weirdos that will be up in arms if i don't write a cannon muse exactly how you would.

( if you'd prefer to write against an oc muse only, check this post. )

canon muses i'd like to write: bold = extra big muse rn. strikethrough = exclusive, so not rn.

muses from tv shows: 

911 — eddie diaz , evan buckley , athena grant , bobby nash , karen wilson

911: lonestar — carlos reyes , grace ryder , judson ryder , t.k. strand , owen strand

as the world turns — dr. reid oliver , luke snyder

boy meets world — shawn hunter , jack hunter , angela moore , topanga lawrence

chuck — sarah walker , chuck bartowski , bryce larkin 

degrassi — jimmy brooks , sean cameron , ellie nash , marco del rossi , sav bhandari , drew torres , zoe rivas , miles hollingsworth iii , tiny bell , esme song , 

gilmore girls — jess , luke

good trouble — gael martinez , jamie hunter , callie adams foster , mariana adams foster , evan speck , joaquin perez , dennis cooper 

how i met your father — sid , ian , sophie , jesse

how i met your mother — marshall eriksen , lily aldrin , victoria

how to get away with murder — laurel castillo , connor walsh , oliver hampton , michaela pratt , frank delfino 

jessica jones — jessica jones

lost — kate austen , juliet burke , daniel faraday , desmond hume , sayid jarrah , sun-hwa kwon , claire littleton , walter ‘walt’ lloyd , charlie pace , hugo ‘hurley’ reyes , shannon rutherford , miles straume 

new amsterdam — lauren bloom , elizabeth wilder , casey acosta

new girl — nick miller , winston bishop , cece parekh

one tree hill — nathan scott , lucas scott , keith scott , chase adams , brooke davis 

outer banks (obx) — jj maybank , kiara carrera

please like me — arnold 

rosewell, new mexico — michael guerin , maria deluca , isobel evans

scandal — olivia pope , prezzy fitz

scooby doo — daphne blake

stranger things — robin buckley , steve harrington , jim hopper , chrissy cunningham , eddie munson , max mayfield , eleven , mike wheeler 

superstore — jonah simms

the 100 — finn collins

the bear — richie jerimovich, carmy berzatto , marcus , sydney adamu  

the mindy project — danny castellano 

the office — ryan howard , jim halpert , pam halpert , kelly kapoor , holly flax

the politician — river barkley , astrid sloan 

the young & the restless — sally spectra , adam newman , chelsea lawson , phyllis summers , lily winters , sharon newman , chance chancellor , victoria newman , tessa porter , amanda sinclair , cole howard

younger — josh , kelsey peters

muses from books: 

along for the ride ( book version only ) — eli stock , auden west , maggie  

one of us is lying ( book version only ) — cooper clay , nate

red white & royal blue — alex claremont-diaz , prince henry , zahra bankston

we were liars — gatwick ‘gat’ matthew patil

muses from movies: 

dead poets society — neil perry , charlie dalton , todd anderson

harry potter — lee jordan

les mis — enjolras , grantaire 

super 8 — joe lamb , martin , preston

twilight — irina denali , jasper cullen

[tetsuooooooooooo]

everybody say thank you brendon thank you chris thank you shannon thank you antonio thank you ben thank you mark thank you janine thank you brian

thank you andrew kevin thank you mark thank you laura thank you travis thank you felipe thank you arthur thank you mike thank you bryan thank you thomas thank you tommy thank you victor thank you stephen thank you king diamond thank you mark thank you kirk thank you jon thank you scott thank you amy thank you malcolm thank you juliet thank you laraine thank you raya thank you livia thank you rachel thank you cel la flaca thank you karla thank you alistair thank you meagan thank you rachel thank you katie thank you tim thank you armando thank you thank you carmen thank you adam thank you young thank you spencer thank you grace thank you sakari thank you geoff thank you mantha thank you thomas thank you doug thank you roger thank you songgu thank you goni thank you rosalind thank you ken thank you virgile thank you am thank you namkyung thank you sinh thank you natalie rose thank you ryan thank you sabrina thank you jeff thank you bryan thank you yvonne thank you ashley thank you kaitlyn thank you vincent thank you emi thank you stephen thank you todd thank you giuseppe thank you rho thank you kathy thank you andrew thank you ed thank you ellen thank you thank you shannon thank you gael thank you hui thank you anna thank you kristina thank you ethan thank you gregery thats not a typo thats what it says thank you juliana thank you elyssa thank you madeleine thank you chris thank you taylor thank you joseph thank you jen thank you john thank you desmond thank you seth thank you josh thank you nina thank you joe thank you katya thank you luke thank you dain thank you nikki thank you seamus thank you brian thank you tyrick thank you meredith thank you kaylan thank you stefano thank you peter thank you smo thank you elizabeth thank you garrett thank you wesley thank you daran thank you steve thank you ran thank you ryan thank you namkyung thank you steve thank you bryan thank you joel thank you kristen thank you ryan thank you tessa thank you shelby thank you janelle thank you darren thank you jeffrey thank you ethan thank you nicholas thank you sharon thank you christine thank you debbie thank you maria thank you marian thank you ellen thank you judy thank you sossi thank you william thank you paul thank you susan thank you kelly thank you steve thank you hani thank you michael thank you michael theres two in a row thank you colin thank you eli thank you meys thank you carol thank you dan thank you austin thank you cindy thank you jay thank you rochellie thank you gregory thank you corey thank you david thank you connor thank you tony thank you paul thank you james thank you konrad thank you tristan thank you wouter thank you ken thank you james thank you john thank you james thank you michael thank you margarita mix hollywood thank you sparks & shadows thank you bear mccreary thank you ryan thank you andrew thank you ben thank you tutti music partners thank you pierre-andre thank you peter thank you kelsey thank you andrew harris thank you dayna thank you ulrich thank you gene thank you cody thank you lucas thank you cody thank you chadwick thank you jocelyn thank you zach thank you ollie thank you michael

thank you jon

[gameofthunder66]

-(finished) watchin' Season 1- 6/24/2023- 4 stars- on Peacock

❝You know, I could drop him at the bus station, but he's been here a while. He's seen a lot. Train station's where I'd leave him.❞ — Rip Wheeler

𝐘ellowstone, The Long Black Train (1x04)

[bethanyactually]

tagged by the wonderful @hondagirll -- thanks, Steph! 💛

last song: Stay by Lisa Loeb

currently reading: re-reading The Mark of Athena, the third Heroes of Olympus book, so I can actually finish the series after that which I somehow never did, and then read the new Percy Jackson book, The Chalice of the Gods. Also currently reading Frankenstein with Elliora for school, and I just put a hold on The Founding Myth, thanks to @katiedora mentioning it in the tags of this post.

last film: I am cracking up because I just realized what AMAZING film @pressdbtwnpages and I watched on YouTube this past weekend: Parent Trap IV: Hawaiian Honeymoon.

A while back, we realized we were both weirdos who loved that movie as kids and wore out VHS tapes watching it, and somehow we got to talking about it the other day and wondered if anyone had put it on YouTube and some wonderful soul HAD. And even better, it was still hilarious 35 years later.

currently watching:

the US version of Ghosts, which is thus far charming and entertaining

Percy Jackson and the Olympians, A+++

Dimension20's Fantasy High Junior Year on Dropout

Troy just watched S2 of Reacher, which is very action-filled and quippy and not entirely my thing, but I watched it with him and did enjoy getting to see Shannon Kook (aka Grant [Redacted]) in it

perpetually rewatching Elementary and Nancy Drew

currently craving: nothing in particular

currently consuming: coffee

three ships: Nancy/Ace, Percy/Annabeth, Josh/Donna

first ship: probably Maddie/David on Moonlighting, though I did think Bob and Linda on Sesame Street should get married, and I was REALLY into Kit/Nat in The Witch of Blackbird Pond. (hi, @ladytharen!)

favourite colour: sunflower yellow

currently working on: a couple of blankets I'm crocheting, thinking about my next text post edit for Nancy Drew 409, beta-reading some stuff.

tagging: low-key, no-pressure tagging Katie, Kelsey, and Doc whom I already mentioned above, plus some folks from my recent activity @bitchwhoyoukiddin, @floating-in-the-blue, @galathea-snb, @al-the-grammar-geek, @artemistiques, @duskylight, @ryeshept, and anyone else who wants to do this!

[jewish-ship-showdown]

Ships that have already qualified (read before submitting):

Jude Lizowski/Jonesy Garcia

Tyler Kennedy "TK" Strand/Carlos Reyes

Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Gwen Stacey

Willow Rosenberg/Winifred "Fred" Burkle

Francine Frensky/Muffy Crosswire

Susan Ivanova/Marcus Cole

Kate Kane (Batwoman)/Renee Montoya

Barry B. Benson/Vanessa Bloome

Jake Peralta/Amy Santiago

Willow Rosenberg/Tara Maclay

Jack Zimmermann/Eric "Bitty" Bittle

Justin "Ransom" Oluransi/Adam "Holster" Birkholtz

Danny/Reuven

Larissa "Lara" Bogdan/Jasmine

Kelsey Pokly/Isabella "Stacks" Alvarado

Rebecca Bunch/Audra Levine

Rebecca Bunch/Greg Serrano

Rebecca Bunch/Nathaniel Plimpton

Samantha "Sam" Manson/Danniel "Danny" Fenton

Bruce Wayne (Batman)/Selina Kyla (Catwoman)

Bruce Wayne (Batman)/Clark Kent (Superman)

Clark Kent (Superman)/Lois Lane

Harley Quinn/Pamela Isley (Poison Ivy)

Barney Guttman/Logan Nguyen

Leah/Chanan

Shay Goldstein/Dominic Yun

Marvin/Whizzer

Trina/Mendel Weisenbachfeld

Perchik/Hodel

Tzeitel/Motel

Monica Gellar/Chandler Bing

Molly McGee/Libby Stein Torres

Rachel Berry/Noah Puckerman

Fiddleford McGucket/Stanford Pines

Cristina Yang/Owen Hunt

Cristina Yang/Preston Burke

Levi Schmidt/Nico Kim

Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

James Wilson/Gregory House

The Baker and/The Baker's Wife

Kim Possible/Ron Stoppable

The Jewish People/The Shabbat Bride

Alec Hardison/Parker

Max Eisenhardt (Magneto)/Charles Xavier (Professor X)

Steve Rogers (Captain America)/James "Bucky" Barnes

Arnold "Arnie" Roth/Michael Bech

Arnold "Arnie" Roth/Steve Rogers (Captain America)

Billy Kaplan (Wiccan)/Teddy Altman (Hulkling)

Bobby Drake (Iceman)/Hank McCoy (Beast)

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