#jorts daily

[jorts-daily]

DAY 200

jearth

thanks for sticking around for 200 days

[dailysuemiley]

Day 44: i wanted to draw her with heart glasses

[daily-property-police]

Day 178

[sadie-shrimp]

Daily Haiku:

It was hot today

Sixty five dollar jorts wow

Thirty percent off

[daily-all-for-the-game]

"Are we friends?"

"You are going to be the absolute death of me, yeah, kid. We're friends. You're stuck with us, like it or not."

[paintedlepard]

🍀 🙌 🎼

🍀 You wish your art was more..(fill in the blank)

[ID: The artist's sona laying on his stomach, kicking his feet, saying "...fluid? It feels like most of my more Finished art is super stiff." the word Finished is underlined /End ID]

I feel like I need to get better about keeping the energy in my sketches when I go to do lineart

🙌 Draw a doodle with your non-dominant hand

[ID: The artist's sona facing the camera, drawn with very shaky lines. He's saying "help." /End ID]

🎼 Your favorite music to draw to right now?

[ID: A series of images of the artist's sona looking away from the camera and sweating. In the second image he is saying "well..." and there is an overlay of a spotify playlist titled "im jormal (jean normal)" The cover for the playlist is the art for "Jort Storm (Radio Edit)" by Slimecicle /End ID]

I don't know if favorite is the right word for this.... But I've definitely been listening to a lot of Jort Storm when I draw because its just so easy for my brain to vibe to! Like, I don't really hear the words anymore it's just noise to satisfy the part of me that doesn't want to hear the rest of the house when I draw

🌼Artist Ask meme!🌼

[spookyxpickle]

I'm tired. My body is broken and I am weary.

But I'm awake and I'm alive.

And ready to kick this day right in the jorts!

[thisiscarlatrying]

modern!ellie hcs

notes/warnings: this is my first time doing something like this.. 😭😭 i hope u like it🙏 also, ellie and reader are dating and a lil of loser!ellie... that's just the way she is 😞

not proofread i think, i'll try to make it as good gramatically as i can but no promises 🙏🙏 (english is not my first language forgive me 😭😭)

| CONGO, SUDAN, PALESTINE | DAILY CLICK | DON'T BUY TLOU |

modern!ellie who cuts her own hair.. she REFUSES to go to a hair salon, she says it's a "waste of time and money"

modern!ellie who is kind of into fashion, i think she'd dress like this or like this...

also i just know she LOVES LOVES LOVES jorts, when spring starts that's ALL she'll wear

AND you guys just share clothes, you steal all her clothes and she steals yours

modern!ellie who wears a LITTLE bit of makeup, just mascara and chapstick. highlighter for special occasions

also her lips are so dry... 😭 she applies chapstick every five minutes and is constantly losing hers so you had to get her a one of those BIG vaseline things because she wouldn't stop stealing yours

modern!ellie who is a cat girl. you guys have like three cats together and they all look like the both of you

also their names are you guys' ship names until you ran out of name combinations and the names you had to choose were something like "sardine" or "chicken nugget"

modern!ellie who just loves kids cartoons like adventure time or the amazing world of gumball

modern!ellie who is CONSTANTLY daydreaming about being spidergirl and swinging around the city (spidergirl!ellie hcs coming soon... 🤭)

modern!ellie who plays minecraft and stardew valley for eight hours straight

modern!ellie who LOVES youtube and can't have a meal without watching a video

i KNOW she loves sinjin drowning. I DON'T MAKE THE RULES ���‍♀️

modern!ellie who has an INSANE vinyl collection.. it's all divorced dad music but she also owns a few of your favourite albums for when you come over<3

modern!ellie who is a barista. JUST HEAR ME OUT OKAY. while she's studying in college or something she works part time at a cafe... picture her with her little ponytail (like 17yo ellie) and her sleeves rolled up... UGHHH😭😭 she's so fine i can't.

talking about college... modern!ellie whose major is something nerdy like physics, astronomy or engineering... or maybe even architecture since she likes drawing so much

modern!ellie who was BEGGING you to move in with her until you finally agreed.. your apartment is the cutest thing ever, i feel like ellie's decorating style would be something like this:

modern!ellie who loves cuddling SOOOO MUCH. she's so touchy, she just IS.

modern!ellie whose burps make the entire building shake. it's actually insane and they smell so bad like.. you can smell the subway meatball sandwich she had for lunch earlier that day 😭😭

modern!ellie who constantly brags about you being her girlfriend, she never shuts up about you. and all of her instagram and tiktok posts would be about you (except from her outfit checks, of course)

modern!ellie who loves those cliche robbing movies, do you know what i'm talking about?? like those about robbing a bank or a museum and there's this incredibly unrealistic plan that comes out perfectly... THOSE kinds of movies. she eats them up EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

modern!ellie who fights with people on the internet constantly 😭😭 she sees a comment on a tiktok video with an opinion different than hers? SHE'LL REPLY. and she's going to wait for HOURS for the other person to respond

modern!ellie who secretly loves laland. i said it.

modern!ellie who either sleeps for 12 hours straight or won't sleep for two days. there's no in between.

modern!ellie whose walk is so funny 😭😭 it's almost like she's jumping while she walks

modern!ellie who carries a picture of you absolutely EVERYWHERE

and your apartment is filled or pictures of both of you

modern!ellie who loves her friends. she makes those stupid tiktok slideshow trends about friends but posts them privately because she's embarrased about it 😢😢😢

modern!ellie who has a journal and writes every single thought that crosses her mind down. and when she doesn't have her journal with her she writes in her notes app

modern!ellie who secretly fucks with taylor swift's sad songs and cries to them

okay i think that's enough.. im getting a little too carried away 😭😭 lmk if you like them or if i should make a part two!!

[vcrnons]

cant believe i lost all my marbles over vernon’s legs and. completely. forgot. to include. this masterpiece. begging for forgiveness.

but then. see also.

and so i must ask. if the man is not a seat. why am i sat.

hi j i need to tell you that i was just trying to take a nap on my day off but because of YOUR post earlier all i could do was have Thoughts about hansol vernon chwe (specifically….his legs). so i guess my question is how could you do this to me and what do you have to say for yourself

what i have to say for myself is—

i’m really sorry

very truly apologetic

i cannot tell you how much i regret my behaviour

and i would like to take this opportunity to say

that i, from the bottom of my heart,

would never want to cause anyone any distress. especially not over his fine ass legs. and i am sorry.

(and as a bonus. i will allow NOBODY to forget that hansol vernon chwe also. has. ass)

[rottenpumpkin13]

What's the worse fashion trend AGSZC followed?

• Shinra had a period where they tried to make Sephiroth (purposely) appealing to teenage girls, but this was unfortunately during Midgar's emo craze. Sephiroth had several photoshoots done where he wore heavy eyeliner. This wasn't sustainable as a daily look because Sephiroth was a developing teenager who ended up sweaty and with raccoon eyes after every assignment.

• The only reason Angeal stopped wearing Hawaiian shirts is because Genesis refused to be seen in public with him.

• Genesis claims to be too original and one-of-a-kind to follow trends. "If anything, I am the trend." Which means that if you mention the deep end of his emo phase—complete with heavy eyeliner to match Sephiroth's at the time—he will deny it.

• ☆ . ° .• °:. *₊ ° . ☆

Zack: Hey, has anyone seen my jorts?

Sephiroth: Genesis found them in your closet, had a nervous breakdown, saged the apartment to, quote, "banish the entity that possessed you to purchase them" and then burned your jorts in a fit of rage.

Zack: .......

• ☆ . ° .• °:. *₊ ° . ☆

Cloud: My ponytail phase is the worst fashion trend I've ever followed.

Zack: You mean the chocobo hair is supposed to be an improvement? Hahaha

Cloud:

Zack: .....haha?

Cloud:

Zack: Please don't murder me.

[issacballsac]

THRIFT STORE

Gender Neutral Reader 

You cannot tell me he doesn’t thrift daily

Cause ur not gonna find that smiley face set piece in a mall

Wakes you up early as hell to get there before anyone else

Depending on ur position in his life depends on how he’ll wake you up to go

Family member he’ll burst into ur room and drag your ass to the nearest thrift store

If you’re just friends or S/O tho he’ll appear out your window

Once you guys eventually get there though!

He’s scouting for shit

All kinds of shit

Weird antiques that he knows he’ll never use/need

Clothes

Etc.

Has a hello Kitty disc player he found at a GoodWill

Finds a random skeleton and scares the hell outta u with it

The staff knows him BY NAME he’s there so often

A little shit but if there’s no cart available he’ll hold ur stuff while you check out other things

He’s a JORTS supporter and WILL try and put u on

Has a fond memory of getting his two year old sonic the hedgehog watch

[jorts-daily]

DAY 50

jable

[zoppzoop]

Yelo! Could you, by chance, draw a little gillion tidestrider, Champion of the Undersea, Hero of the Deep, Pigeon Lord, The One, Warrior of Rock and Roll, Singer/Songwriter of Gillion and the Tidestriders' hit single "The Hole in Your Heart", Moisture Master, Horse Tamer, Defenestrator of the Adulterous, Friend of Dugon, Dugon's Best Friend, Dugon's Pal, Walking Fish, Fish, Dirt Eater, Chum of Chibo and Chums, Co-Captain Gill of the Riptide Pirates, Co-captain of the Albatross, Companion of Pretzel, Paramount Champion, Knighter of Julian That One Time, Pretzel Carrier, Leviathan Tamer, Serpent Rider, Brother of Dugon, Healer of the Sick, Friend of Duke D Dukem Duke of Dooke, Eater of Grass, Beater of Ass, Grandma's Good Boy, Dismantler of Evil, Eater of Shit, Capitalism Hater, Royalty Assassinator, Sufferer of the Spice, Weed Eater, Slayer of Evil, Loffinlot Liberator, Fruitninja, Eater of Sand, Juice Enjoyer, Rescuer of John, Fishy, Bitcoin Miner, NFT Purchaser, Driplord, Grandmillion, The One Who Will Change The World, Roller of Tens, Grimm Slayer, In Need of a Dad, Goblin Gobbler, Lime Lord, Tuber, Chip's Nightmare Fuel, Monsoon And Moon Son, Eater of Ass, Pretzel Seeker, Vibe Master, Pussy Slayer, Murderer of Vice Admiral Kuba Kenta, Gillion Mother-fucking Titty-sucking Tidestrider, Egg Hater, Bong Obliterator, Baby signer, Babygirl, The Red One, Skillion Liedsneaker, Fishy Boy, Tidestrizzer, Rizz Reverent, Jorts Storm, Hero of the Hour, Popper of Sacks, Tree Hugger, Summoner Rider, Brother of Lucy and Gilly.

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Posability, if you reallllly want to, draw him being afraid of a cat

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day 10 of drawing jrwi characters daily till riptide is back

here is the dearly beloved gillion tidestrider, Champion of the Undersea, Hero of the Deep, Pigeon Lord, The One, Warrior of Rock and Roll, Singer/Songwriter of Gillion and the Tidestriders' hit single "The Hole in Your Heart", Moisture Master, Horse Tamer, Defenestrator of the Adulterous, Friend of Dugon, Dugon's Best Friend, Dugon's Pal, Walking Fish, Fish, Dirt Eater, Chum of Chibo and Chums, Co-Captain Gill of the Riptide Pirates, Co-captain of the Albatross, Companion of Pretzel, Paramount Champion, Knighter of Julian That One Time, Pretzel Carrier, Leviathan Tamer, Serpent Rider, Brother of Dugon, Healer of the Sick, Friend of Duke D Dukem Duke of Dooke, Eater of Grass, Beater of Ass, Grandma's Good Boy, Dismantler of Evil, Eater of Shit, Capitalism Hater, Royalty Assassinator, Sufferer of the Spice, Weed Eater, Slayer of Evil, Loffinlot Liberator, Fruitninja, Eater of Sand, Juice Enjoyer, Rescuer of John, Fishy, Bitcoin Miner, NFT Purchaser, Driplord, Grandmillion, The One Who Will Change The World, Roller of Tens, Grimm Slayer, In Need of a Dad, Goblin Gobbler, Lime Lord, Tuber, Chip's Nightmare Fuel, Monsoon And Moon Son, Eater of Ass, Pretzel Seeker, Vibe Master, Pussy Slayer, Murderer of Vice Admiral Kuba Kenta, Gillion Mother-fucking Titty-sucking Tidestrider, Egg Hater, Bong Obliterator, Baby signer, Babygirl, The Red One, Skillion Liedsneaker, Fishy Boy, Tidestrizzer, Rizz Reverent, Jorts Storm, Hero of the Hour, Popper of Sacks, Tree Hugger, Summoner Rider, Brother of Lucy and Gilly scared of a cat <3

ko-fi || commissions

[kairithemang0]

I would once again like to say that Curt and Owen would be feral Britney Spears fans in an early 2000s au. Maybe Curt could wear his famous jorts to one of her concerts

I think it’s @bothsloth who’s making the fic where they go on a mission together and then they end up going to the same concert and piece together that they’re both gay through that. I think about that idea on a daily basis because I SWEAR they’d be Britney fans I PROMISE YOU

[x-crowmancer-x]

Have you prayed today?...

To Gegg?

No?

Join me then for...

The Gegg's Prayer

"Our Flippa, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy Name, thy courtcase come, thy will be done, on jearth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily Gegg. And forgive us our misclicks, as we forgive those who misclick against us. And lead us not into Jort Storms , but deliver us from BOLAS ROJAS. For thine is the Charlie, and the Slime, and the cicle, for ever and ever. Gegg."

[moodyjazzyblues]

YUJI ITADORI - TOYOTA TRUENO AE86

MY MAIN CHARACTER BOY YIPPEE

Basically, in this au, sukuna is yujis older brother who owns a "tofu shop" (he deals drugs and yuji doesnt know) and he has yuji deliver "tofu" in his 86

yuji was never aware of the street racing scene but one night he was doing his daily deliveries and he unknowingly raced and beat megumi in megumi's rx7 fd, and megumi was so baffled and awestruck that he told gojo about it and tried his best to figure out who the hell beat him in a beat up old 86

yuji ends up racing megumi again (and winning again), but everyone thinks it's sukuna since yuji drives sukuna's car

yuji only reveals his identity to the people he races against, but keeps it a secret from the crowds watching

since basketball shorts won my poll he is in basketball shorts

one of my irls suggesfed that he would wear jorts under basketball shorts.... bri you are a menace and he would totally fucking do that lmao