#jordan keyes

[the-shanpai]

Source: cowboymeni on ig

[ifwebefriends]

TW: drug paraphernalia

Got bored so here’s a shitpost @garfrenchfries

Song: The Ballad of Lyman by Jordan Keyes and Evan Diem

[Video ID. A fan edit for the garfrenchfries tumblr fancomic to the song “The Ballad of Lyman” by Jordan Keyes (featuring Evan Diem). The lyrics start “you may know Garfield and Odie and Jon and Nermal and Pookie and Liz and Arlene,” and each character as shown in the fan comic are shown when their name is sung, aside from Pookie where [IMAGE NOT FOUND] is shown. The lyrics continue “but you may not know Lyman was there now he’s gone,” as a picture of Lyman from the fan comic is shown and then his face is edited onto someone’s body doing the peace hand sign before the image fades to black. The lyrics continue “last seen in the paper in 2013” as a cartoonish newspaper is shown with fancomic Lyman’s face on it then it zooms out to reveal the year 2013 written on the paper. The lyrics continue “he was Jon’s roommate for the first few years,” as images from the fancomic are shown of Jon and Lyman’s college days where they kissed and hung out together. The lyrics continue “and also the one to whom Odie belonged,” more pictures from the fancomic are shown of Lyman introducing Odie to Jon. The lyrics continue a little but the screen only says “that’s all I got sorry go follow @garfrenchfries on tumblr” End ID]

[deadmountaindaughter]

hey. hey did you know that Jordan Keyes is fucking hilarious.

[moviesandmania]

FRANKENSTEIN GENERAL HOSPITAL '80s comedy horror - free on YouTube

‘Patients aren’t just dying to get in. They’re dying to get out.’ Frankenstein General Hospital is a 1988 American comedy horror film about a mad doctor who puts together a new body by using body parts he steals from a mortuary at the hospital where he works. The movie was directed by Deborah Romare [as Deborah Roberts) from a screenplay co-written by Robert Deel and Michael Kelly. It was…

[watercolourcritters]

Ed and Archie holding Jim back so they don't run away from the awards ceremony XD

This is my second Our Flag For Palestine commission, auctioned off as part of a fundraiser for Palestine Legal! It was won by the wonderful @lovewithagirl, who requested Ed, Jim, and Archie in the outfits boygenius wore to GQ's Man of the Year Awards. Reference photo and inspiration tweet under the cut!

[ID: A traditional pencil drawing of Ed, Jim, and Archie from OFMD. Ed is drawn as a woman. All three wear fancy outfits. Ed has her hair half down and wears a floor length skirt, a corset top, and a pearl necklace. Jim has their season 2 haircut and wears a suit with a sweater underneath the jacket, big sunglasses, and dress shoes. Archie has her hair down and wears suit pants, a corset top, a necklace, heels, and evening gloves with a large puff of fabric around her upper arm. Ed and Archie stand on either side of Jim and hold onto their arms. All three have neutral expressions on their faces. All three have both snake tattoos and orange blossom tattoos on top of their usual tattoos - Ed an orange blossom on her left shoulder, Jim a snake on their neck and flowers on their left hand, and Archie a snake twined around flowers on her chest. The artist's signature reads @ watercolourcritters. End ID.]

[ID copied from alt text: A tweet by boygenius source @ boygeniussource reading "The boys at the 2023 GQ Men of the Year Awards. It has a photo of boygenius - Phoebe Bridgers, Julien Baker, and Lucy Dacus - in the outfits described above on a red carpet. Phoebe wears the skirt and top Ed is wearing, Julien wears the suit Jim is wearing, and Lucy wears the top and pants and gloves Archie is wearing. It has been re-tweeted by Jordan "It's" Keyes, @ ItsKeyes, with the caption "if they let go of the small one she will bite." End ID.]

[calicohyde]

Characters who didn't make it into the tournament because that's simply too many characters

from "Witch Noir"

MJ Alexander: background character, Fred's fuck buddy, owner of the bar on the corner of the siblings' street, a Guardian

Anca Vaduva: background character in the main series to love interest in spinoff #1, Ferris's witchmate and Angel's and Toots's matron, who does not have the conviction of her ideals and thus functionally abandons both of them, an Illusionist

Antoinette "Toots" Tosetti: background character in the main series to main character in spinoff #1, Angel's predecessor as Anca's ward, now a local urban legend, occasionally consults as a retrievalist for Fred and Eddie, an Augur

Kapua: love interest and mentor character but currently too underdeveloped to enter in the tournament, a native Hawaiian "trickster" spirit that Angel meets in the Hidden Place

Wâpo: same as Kapua, a native Great Plains "trickster" spirit

[redacted]: villain not included in the tournament for spoiler reasons, a [redacted]

Nine: background character and love interest to Ferris, a familiar of another Crone of Ferris's and Anca's Coven, aloof and a stickler for the rules to foil Ferris's needs-must attitude, a black Oriental shorthair, was a Guardian in its human life

Rafael Pastor: background character, Eddie's sponsor when she decides to try a sobriety support group and her first real friend outside of family, when they meet he's estranged from his family but she has a premonition of his peaceful death in old age surrounded by them, secular

Father Piero San Antoni: main character in spinoff #1, a Roman Catholic priest who finds Toots on the doorstep of his church and convinces his congregation to raise her as a village despite how deeply unsettling she is due to her power, has a doomed almost-romance with Anca

from Any Publicity Is Good Publicity

Keahi [Surname]: side character, Asher and Jordan's producer and non-related auntie, she's there for the car crash that fucks up all of Jordan's organs and crushes Asher's limbs but not in the crash with them, publishes Asher playing music at Jordan's hospital bedside against his self-flagellating wishes (he thinks the crash was his fault, and therefore he doesn't deserve to reap any benefits from his talents), has the guy that was abusing Ash before the crash killed lol

[Given Name] [Surname]: background character, Keahi's huge ginormous beefcake malewife

Mason Keyes: side character, Gwaine's best friend and first love, a happily married new father and endearingly annoying about it, was a good cop and therefore had to quit being a cop before he got murdered by all the other cops, now he makes pies

Dr. Gray Keyes: background character, Mason's wife, pretends to psychoanalyze Gwaine at dinner parties to annoy him

from Not Just Us

Albie Bronte: background character, Milo's older brother

[Given Name] Mechado #1: side character, Ken's mom

[Given Name] Mechado #2: background character, Ken's dad

[Given Name] Mechado #3: background character, Ken's little brother

[Given Name] [Surname]: background character, Topher's fiance, knows Topher is cheating on him and that they've fallen out of love besides but is staying with him anyway for the fame

Buzz Reed: villain, the CEO of the company that owns Ken, Topher, the rest of Topher's hero team, and Virgo

[fundieshaderoom]

Fundie and Adjacent Families I Follow: November 2024 in a Glance

Births:

Jennifer (30) (Hartono) and Joshua Toto welcomed their second child, Jane Aanaya, on Nov 22. She joins older sister Jocelyn (2).

Pregnancy Announcements:

Gracie (26) (Wikstrom) and Kord Etbauer announced they are expecting their third son following a miscarriage. This son will join his older brothers Grit (3) and Flint (2).

Chelsy (33) (Bontrager) and John (33) Maxwell are expecting their fourth child in early 2024. This child will join 3 older siblings: Axton (5), Elliot (4), and Madeline (3).

Lauren (Andregg) and Devon Wikstrom announced they are expecting their third child in the spring of 2025. This child will join 2 older siblings: Evelynn (3) and Rafe (15 months).

Weddings:

Emily Keyes (21) and Ethan Myers wed on Nov 2.

Danielle (24) (Seewald) and Lawson (24) Howard on Nov 9.

Chaney Kahle (26) and Benjamin Tibbe wed on Nov 3.

Name Reveals:

Anastasia (Salyer) and James Silberman will be naming their upcoming second child, Ezra.

Gender Reveal:

Maddie (Brown) and Caleb Brush are expecting a girl. She will join 1 older brother and 2 older sisters.

Brittany Dawn and Jordan Nelson are expecting a boy. He will be their first baby.

[cherienymphe]

sometimes i think i figured out your taste in white men, but then you hit me with a chris briney and timothé chlamydia and i am at loss, because tom hardy and previous characters have such different features/aesthetics

and i love chris briney! he seems to be a lovely human

i’m sorry, but have you done a similar list for black male or female celebrities? i’d love to look at it too!

Lmaooo it's called duality! As for black men:

1. Alfred Enoch

2. Quincy Combs

3. Diggy Simmons

4. Kofi Siriboe

5. Keith Powers

6. Jonathan Daviss

7. Jordan Calloway

8. Skepta

9. Lloyd

10. John Gaines

11. Jude Bellingham

12. Marcus Rashford

13. Odell Beckham Jr.

14. Colin Kaepernick

15. Michael Evans Behling

16. Brandon P. Bell

17. Wilson Mbomio

18. Christian Keyes

19. Ricky Whittle

20. Chase Claypool

21. Sauce Gardner

22. Cedarian Lamb

23. Garrett Wilson

24. Errol Cummings Jr

25. Asap Rocky (unfortunately)

26. NBA Youngboy

27. O'Ryan

28. Shannon Sharpe

[sporadiceagleheart]

End Gun Violence edit shooting victims during Assassination Ava Jordan Wood, Judith and Maria Barsi, Jailah Nicole Silguero, Jayce Carmelo Luevanos, Maite Yuleana Rodriguez, Makenna Lee Elrod, Eliahna Torres, Nevaeh Bravo, Layla Salazar, Jackie Cazares, Tess Marie Mata, Alexandria Rubio, Maranda Gail Mathis, Ana Márquez-Greene, Emilie Alice Parker, Catherine Violet Hubbard, Caroline Previdi, Daniel Barden, Olivia Engel, Josephine Gay, Jessica Rekos, Charlotte Bacon, Avielle Richman, Charlotte Louise Dunn, Sophie North, Hannah Louise Scott, Madeleine Hsu, Rachel Joy Scott, Kelly Ann Fleming, Cassie Bernall, Olivia Pratt Korbel, Abraham Lincoln, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Shinzo Abe, Young Dolph, Tupac Shakur, Biggie Smalls, Jaime Taylor Guttenberg, Alyssa Miriam Alhadeff, Alaina Petty, John F. Kennedy, Grand Duke Sergei Alexandrovich of Russia, Alexander II of Russia, Grand Duchess Olga Nikolaevna of Russia, Grand Duchess Tatiana Nikolaevna, Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna of Russia, Alexei Nikolaevich, Tsarevich of Russia, Grand Duchess Maria Nikolaevna of Russia, Alexandra Feodorovna, Corey Comperatore, David Dutch, James Copenhaver, Anton Cermak, Major General Jaafar Muhammad Saad, Malcolm X, John William Wactor III, Chris Trickle, John Wes Townley, Reginald “Reggie” Folks, Christina Grimmie, Osazuwa Agbonayinma, Takeoff, XXXTentacion, Nipsey Hussle, Pop Smoke, King Von, PnB Rock, Snootie Wild, Vanessa Marquez, Christine Chubbuck, Natalia Wallace, Evelyn Dieckhaus, Hallie Scruggs, William Kinney, Katherine Koonce, Cynthia Peak, Michael Hill, Cannon Hinnant, Gina Rose Montalto, Adriana Dukic, Tammy Jo Alexander, Teresa Carol Allen, Lori A. Baker, Carrie Rae Barnette, Liberty Mae Battaglia, Mary Faith Battaglia, Beverly Jean Benninghoff, Thomas Aquinas Ashton, Cory Adam Andrewski, Jason Leonard Abbott, Ross Abdallah Alameddine, Emily Maureen Ellen Keyes,

[ask-eric-the-disposable-demon]

boy do i have a song rec for u

"me want bite" - jordan keyes

is now the best time for that? I'm pretty sure the imp's still chewing on him

[myclericalromance]

nothing worse than finishing a fantasy book, getting to the pronunciation guide, and discovering you’ve been thinking all the made up words wrong.

this post is brought to you by my finishing the SIXTH wheel of time book and finding out Cairhien is KEYE-ree-EHN. i am resurrecting robert jordan to hit him.

[gatutor]

Robert Montgomery-Evelyn Keyes "El difunto protesta" (Here comes mr. Jordan) 1941, de Alexander Hall.

[thoughtswordsaction]

Spiral XP Released New Single & Video "Luna"

Seattle-based band Spiral XP is making waves in the shoegaze and indie rock scenes with the announcement of their debut album, I Wish I Was A Rat, slated for release on October 18 via Danger Collective Records. The band has also unveiled a captivating video for their latest single, “Luna,” directed by guitarist Jordan Mang and lead singer Max Keyes. Known for their dreamy soundscapes and…

[wahwealth]

🗽Bowery Boys | Bowery Blitzkrieg (1941) | Comedy Full Movie English

Bowery Blitzkrieg is a 1941 US comedy film directed by Sam Katzman. It is the sixth film of the East Side Kids series. The film "introduced" Huntz Hall in his first of the East Side Kids film series.  While Hall's character would be called "Glimpy" for the remainder of the series, here he's called "Limpy". The East Side Kids Leo Gorcey as Muggs McGinnis Bobby Jordan as Danny Breslin Huntz Hall as Limpy Donald Haines as Skinny Ernie "Sunshine Sammy" Morrison as Scruno David Gorcey as Peewee Additional cast Bobby Stone as Monk Martin Keye Luke (billed as Key Luke) as Clancy Warren Hull as Tom Brady Charlotte Henry as Mary Breslin Martha Wentworth as Mrs. Brady Jack Mulhall as Officer Sherrill Eddie Foster as Slats Morrison Dennis Moore as Dorgan Tony Carson as Dutch Pat Costello as Fight Coach Dick Ryan as The Precinct Lieutenant Jack Carr (uncredited) as George, Truck Driver Never miss a video. Join the channel so that Mr. P can notify you when new videos are uploaded: https://www.youtube.com/@nrpsmovieclassics