gothwizardmagic

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Is it really you. The three weed girlfriends dude?

No, I’m the three weed EX girlfriends dude

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thanks google AI i'll keep that in mind!

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candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

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an early twenties girl asked if she could vape in my car and i said no and she was like 'wow.. thank you for communicating and being honest...'

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five years from now, this will be embarrassing. ten years from now, this will be a fascinating glimpse into the person you once were and the world around you. NEVER DELETE ANYTHING !!!!

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If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

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don't we all

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Fic writers, put in the tags what the difference in hits is between your most and least viewed fics. Mine is 7,720 (7,779-59).

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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every day british actors wake up and think to themselves fuckkkkk i HAVE to help the incredibly bigoted woman make more money so she can funnel it into killing trans people i have to do it bro if i don't do it i will die

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tried cropping/stabilising some footage from night 2 of the melbourne swarm tour show and there's a reason why i didn't film/post much of that day lmao POV you are 5'1" and even 2 or 3 people in front of you means using your phone like a periscope

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ray toro photographed with adoring fan

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I love the scene in Network Effect where Secunit spends a full paragraph explaining that ART doesn't fight fair it goes right for the eyes it doesn't know what a minimum level of response is which it, Secunit, does know, because as a Secunit you have to make sure you don't accidentally murder a client,

and it just goes on forever with the "fight" looming in the background until you're like oh nooooo what did ART do

and then you find out. That Secunit's idea of a disproportionate response. Is tattling to the humans.

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give your characters exes.

give them a variety of exes. give them relationships that shaped who they are but did not last. give them people they tried very hard to love but it didn't work out. give them situationships that taught them things. give them something deep that was real but could not endure. things that hurt. things that ended amicably. people with whom hot passion cooled to warm affection and became undying friendship.

no more first and only. give me the context of what made them know the next or one after was final and right.

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Video by @ theprincessandthepoppers (he/him).