#jopaz

[crazy-god-bunker-jughead]

Oh I should probably bookmark the 7,000 Riverdale fanfics I have linked in my notes app

[garbagequeer]

the thing about bughead is that you could always just take a look at it and go well what’s the big deal it’s not even jopaz

[shaboozey]

we've returned to our roots with our matching joni urls which reminds me of how we were robbed of their friendship so quickly and they never looked back 💔💔

iconic of us to be in our canon rvd url eras at the end of the series :/ but i know!!!!!! truly robbed of jopaz and what could have been !!!!! ill never forgive them bc they truly were the best besties. and then when jughead "died" and toni was talkin about their friendship in alice's video i was like oh am i about to be in my jopaz besties era again but no they were edging me 😒 this is so sick and twisted. i know betty, ronnie, jughead and archie are the true archie comics core four but chonijabitha were MY core four.

the ending was still sexy but it would have been sexier had i not lost tabitha and jabitha</3

[bireggiemantle]

Merry Christmas everybody :) I wrote a small gift fic for @greatkateweathermachine about Season 2 Jughead exploring his relationship with his gender expression/identity and his relationship with his friends as a result, particularly his relationship with Archie. Implied Jarchie. Mentioned Bighead and Jopaz.

Title: To Keep Warm in the Cold Winter Months

Preview: “I really miss you, Jughead. I miss how things were, before Jason died and the Blackhood came and you joined the Serpents.” Archie says.

“Yeah, well things change. It’s just part of growing up.”

“I don't want us to change.” “Us” carries a lot of implications. “Girl” carries a lot of implications.

“We already did.”

[godheadjones]

i made the mistake of checking the comments on riverdales instagrams post about tabitha and so many people were saying that tabitha brings nothing to the show. i’m sorry, are we talking about the same tabitha tate? the one who saved riverdale twice, once on her own at the last minute? the tabitha tate who gave up everything with the one she had fallen in love with so that he could at least be happy in the new reality and went on to work out how she could save riverdale again by herself for however long it would take? what makes me so sad is that i know if tabitha had come to riverdale and had just helped jughead get back with betty and went on to date reggie everyone would love her and worship her. literally what happened with jopaz is just happening with tabitha and people don’t like her and find her a worthless character because she dated jughead and he’s happy with someone who helped heal him and get over someone who broke his heart. but whatever. let’s imagine a riverdale without tabitha. do you see it? yeah everyone’s dead and season 7 is the sweet hereafter. what a season to go out on without tabitha. percival also would have taken riverdale over so like. shut up.

[arsenicpanda]

TONI TOPAZ & JUGHEAD JONES ↳ Chapter Ninety-Three: Dance of Death

[piperslovebot]

My Toni ships

Jopaz

Lopaz

Tangs

[ttsource]

Chapter Eighteen: When a Stranger Calls Chapter Eighty-Six: The Pincushion Man

[dudebroreg]

[tandv]

A crumb

[riverdale-retread]

Riverdale S2 E21  (Spoilers)

- The most overburdened child in Riverdale  (Jughead) has the busiest night  in television history.  I wonder if this is why Jughead just up and lets himself get beaten to death - he’s *tired* and low on blood sugar and he has had no Betty Time and no Brooding Alone Time.  I was treated to some really beautiful close ups of pale wan Jughead looking miserable and upset (OK so this is my favorite Jughead, the tortured one, and yes I am a bad person).

- Riverdale HS becomes a battleground - so the thing that happened in S5, with the prisoners breaking in, was not new. And Archie and Kevin team up to defend it from, this time, Sweet Pea and some of the Serpents.  This is why Kevin is so calm when it happens again 10 years later, when he’s a grown man, because he dealt with this when he was a kid. 

- The FP- Jughead chemistry is truly unbeatable.  Both of them get highly emotional with each other in a way they rarely do with other people, and the Jones men have a surprisingly large vocal range. They’re almost singing at each other, sometimes. (”Will you just listen to me?” - “Auuugh!”)  Jones Man Allure (as named by Alice) is premised on a sadness so intense that when it rears up it makes them lose their voice and go hoarse.

- One of the undercurrent subplots of Riverdale is the battle for Protagonist Boy, which is primarily between Archie and Jughead, but in this episode Sweet Pea!! throws his hat in the ring!

Sweet Pea has some Archie in him: Once Fangs is shot, he begins acting out, destroying the premises of the school he was so pleased to be transferred to because it had working toilets (among other things), and because he’s so physically competent and so tall, he actually does a lot of damage.

Sweet Pea also gets a face off with Jughead, at the White Wyrm, when they argue about what to do next.   Two pretty boys with a curled lock of Raven Hair of Drama on their forehead have a nostril flare battle and I am so here for it. Jughead actually shoves Sweet Pea against the wall but it’s very evident that Sweet Pea *allowed* him to do this, because when Sweet Pea swats at Jughead, Jughead goes flying across the room. 

Sadly, Sweet Pea’s Protagonist Boy candidacy is short lived, because Jughead persuasively points out that Sweet Pea is too hot blooded and lacks strategy.  (The thing is, this is true of FP, so in the end, actually,  they do what Sweet Pea wanted to do, which is fight everyone, and the thing Jughead was afraid would happen happens, and they lose everything).

- Cheryl is one tough cookie. She reacts to a home invasion by an ax wielding psycho three times her size in all directions in a rapid sequence of empowerment: Scream - Run - Hide - Cry - Get Weapons - Threaten - Shoot - Call Betty (totally calm, strategy worked out).  Also, Cheryl has apparently been shooting more than targets at home. She accurately predicts how a wounded Black Hood will react to being shot with an arrow, which means she’s shot other mammals.

- Penny Peabody is a vastly superior villain to Hiram Lodge, and I wish they’d done more with her.  I absolutely adore how utterly peeved Penny is to ever have to be talking to Jughead, the stupid cocky kid, as the lead Serpent.  This is not what she signed up for, to have this twerp talking to her like he’s not even her equal but her SUPERIOR.  Penny Peabody vibrates with fury that this is what the Serpents have come to, and she’s such a petty bitch, too.  She has the time and energy to scrape off Jughead’s tattoo with the knife, but somehow not the stomach to slit his throat. Penny is also hyper competent - she’s a  competent attorney, she’s a competent drug dealer, and she can work with anyone.  Wasted talent, really.

- JOPAZ. All of the adult Serpents think Jopaz is absolutely real, and neither Toni nor Jughead ever deny it.  Tall Boy was the first one, to designate Jughead “your boyfriend” to Toni in the White Wyrm, and while Jughead flares up, neither Toni nor Jughead say ‘we’re not dating.’ Penny Peabody, the expert of Serpent underbellies, also thinks Toni is Jughead’s  girlfriend (Southside Smurfette, how dare you).

- A constant theme on even non-medical US dramas is the failure of the American health system. Fred had a ridiculously massive hospital bill that insurance refused to cover, apparently, which lead to him getting into financial cahoots with criminals.  The intake nurse that Jughead screams at does not give a crap that Fangs has been shot, and a nearby doctor overhearing the exchange by chance is what gets Fangs medical attention. Oh and that doctor gets murdered by a patient and nobody in the hospital knows what’s happened (This is similar to a storyline in Grey’s Anatomy.)

- Truly very funny moment:  Hal is showing the snuff film to Alice and Betty, and Alice starts to object, and Hal snarls, “Shut the hell up, Alice, for once in your life!” and Hal’s mom on the film reel chimes in with “That’s right” immediately after.

- Betty whacks a man  on the back of the head x 4!  This time, it’s her dad, and with a fireplace shovel. (S2: Shovel to Black Hood the False, Rolling Pin on Chic, Fireplace Shovel on Black Hood the Real, and S4: Golf Club on Brett)

- Jughead cannot ever help himself when he can get his Poirot on. He figures out what Hiram is doing, and instead of talking it over with someone, anyone, he just calls Hiram directly and tells him what he’s figured out, and asks “How much is this costing you??” and then offers an alternative.  Jughead and Hiram both know that Jughead is given Protagonist powers, even if he’s not a full on Protagonist Boy, which is why, as Penny says, getting rid of Jughead is really important to Hiram.   

-I found it very moving that Jughead keeps calling Hiram “Mr Lodge” in the same way that I found it touching that Weatherbee can stop two packs of hormone and grief crazed teenage boys in their tracks by just showing up and yelling at them.

-Oh and since I’m counting:  Archie has stuff happening but he’s currently subsumed by the Advantage Jughead situation re: Protagonist Boy, and as a result everyone associated with his particular plot thread (Veronica, who brings in Hermione, and also Kevin and Reggie) get pushed into the background with him.  See e.g. Hermione shoots a man to death in her house and it barely makes a ripple. By the way, why is there no panic room at the Pembroke?? 

[garbagequeer]

RANDY YOUR JOPAZ  ← the feeling every time i make a riverdale chart

[meansevika]

im just gonna say it: if wattson/mirage/crypto would be octanes best friend since childhood u guys would eat that shit up. it‘s always an interracial het ship involving a black woman that makes some of u go „the childhood friends to lovers trope is overused“ or „why cant guys and girls just be friends” or going to other lengths to stomp that ship down (like actually accusing shippers of supporting incest?? lmao (which is extra funny because those same people ship darksparks and by that logic... (not hating on darksparks, love them))) and it’s annoying as hell because no that trope is not overused. it might be with white straight ships, since that’s probably the majority of canon or teased ships, but it’s still something i rarely see with characters of color (especially black women) which is super frustrating as a woman of color (and extra frustrating as a black woman). and i hate that this is something that happens in every fucking fandom and just like in every other fandom you can't say anything because people don’t think it’s a problem or tell u u just want to start a race thing or whatever :))) like pls sit down before u try to find another reason why that ship shouldn’t be valid and consider if it’s really the trope/them being childhood besties/their relationship being unhealthy/etc bothering you or if it’s the character the people are shipping your fav with and therefore keeping from whatever it is u ship (and if u srsly think it’s the trope or characters being friends first pls consider that this isn’t something that happens to a lot of black women in books, games, tv etc and let us who rarely get to see and enjoy that trope just enjoy it without slapping a “they are friends” on everything we do. we're fully aware this ship probably will never be canon. doesn’t mean u have to ruin it for us. thank u)

[bireggiemantle]

if jopaz had gotten together for real that gang wouldve functioned like a daycare. jughead and toni would take up the role of the honorary serpents parents and whenever anybody committed a crime they'd be like we're not mad. just incredibly disappointed.

[winterfirehair]

Jughead-centric Kink Requests

okay, so. I intend to write a fill for this specific Riverdale kinkmeme prompt - basically, it’s bratty Serpent Prince Jughead being kept sexually satisfied while FP is in prison and can’t bang his kid. (Incest is wincest, hands down.)

I think the premise is a good one to take requests for Jughead-centric ships and kinks, so I’m doing exactly that. My ask box is open - just shoot me a message for a character combination you want to see (remember, it’s the Serpents pleasing Jug, so Serpent Characters only) and a kink you’d like to be explored. You can add if said kink is established or new for Jug, just remember he’s going to be a little cock slut as per the prompt, so the rather vanilla stuff won’t be new to him.

If you’re interested in the fic follow me here on Tumblr or over on AO3 to be notified once it’s going up!

[ladyinrosso]

Ok after watching Lucifer’s season 5 I’m thinking again at the Beggie!Lucifer au. Imagine Reggie/Lucifer, Betty/Chloe, Archie/Dan, Jughead/Amenadiel, Cheryl/Maze and Kevin/Ella (ok when Maze was introducing a biker after another to Ella I was picturing in my head Cheryl and Kevin all the time lol). The only thing that has changed since the last time is that now I can totally see reformed mean girl Veronica as Eve and Toni as Linda, so instead of Jeronica and Choni it’s Cheronica and Jopaz now. I’ll definitely make some gifsets eventually, but since I’m not a writer I’ll be more than happy if someone wants to adopt this au.