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cheryl likes to think she's the most connected to weird stuff but even she struggles to keep up with what has become the regular for tabitha as the owner of pop's

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i wish they didnt disable reblogs ive been fucking cry laughing at this for 10 minutes

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pet peeve is when a fellow hater conducts their haterism such that they leave the hater community vulnerable to attack. “i think characterizing Character A in x way is boring and annoying” = beautiful, flawless, unimpeachable haterism. no one can tell u that u aren’t allowed to find a certain characterization boring. “it is morally/objectively wrong to characterize Character A in x way” = sloppy, reactionary, overcommitting. you have left our eastern flank open to attack girl what the hell….now my dedicated hater troops are taking fire from YOUR enemies fuckkkkk

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i like a good "i hope jakey dies" joke but i think applying it to a trans person who is not a man is kinda fucked up stop that

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You really shouldn't be calling AMAB non-binary people "Jakey". Like people have got to stop treating AMAB non-binaries (even ones who are ultimately still TME) as "weird cis men who we sometimes play along with if we're feeling nice"; it's a socially reactionary and interpersonally shitty thing to do

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i hope my future home has a basement. where else am i supposed to keep the Boy

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LMAOOOO. Happy 8 years Riverdale

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Greta excuse to not be productive in voice lesson today is my spontaneous dizziness

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hey g- [was about to say “girlboss” reflexively but then realizes you’re transgender and i don’t wanna misgender you]boyboss- [remembers the patriarchy] boss- [remembers i hate capitalism] king- [remembers i hate the monarchy] friend. how’s it going?

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truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

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your pet liberal is convinced they're a communist