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[poisonedyouth]

if you get this answer with your top 5 music artists and send it to the last 7 people in your notifications <3

hey jonno!

i did this here, so im gonna take this opportunity to add more to the list lmao

My Chemical Romance

Palaye Royale

Pierce The Veil

Bad Omens

All Time Low

[noblerinthemind]

Jonathan: can we please not waste any more time the love of my life is turning into a bat as we speak

VanHels: actually friend Jonathan we don't need to rush

Jonno: why the fuck not

Abraham "I never jest" Van Helsing on his way to make the most inappropriate ill-timed joke in human and vampire history:

[jonnolovesfob]

i am totally normal (i cant hear the word devastation correctly anymore)

[a-suspicious-lack-of-bagel]

The physics of sound are COOL. ESPECIALLY amplified sound. you're telling me that the noises I make are actually little vibrations, and they can make little magnets move; and that makes TINY amounts of electricity? and that we can then either make a computer read that electricity to record the noises, or we can amplify it to drive BIG magnets to make MORE noises? it's all cool.

[sweetshire]

Happy to report that this day has been a joyful one. Admittedly, spending half the day in the hospital (not for me. my brother had a laparoscopy, it’s fine now, he’s recovering) was not how i expected my birthday to go, but i’m happy nonetheless.

[funforahermit]

(from Jonno's instagram)

[damage-incorp0rated]

dear hardy,

happy slutty saturday 💙💋

with love,

jonno

HELLO I'M SORRY I'M LATE I FORGOT TO ANSWER THIS

BUT UH

hsghbfhgdgfjhbhjgdnghjbshjnfgjhjxfgnjdhbfghj dhfbghj bnvnbmnmdfgbnm bnmvcbmf dnfgfn

[poisonedyouth]

🎶✨️when u get this u have to put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)🎶✨️

hiiii jonno <333

1. glad you came - we came as romans

2. 11:11 - waterparks

3. parasite eve - bring me the horizon

4. ill sleep when im dead - set it off

5. feel nothing - the plot in you

[stars-and-the-min]

☆ the wrong way to hard launch (13) | OP81

summary : oscar's girlfriend is a walking pr problem for literally everyone (including herself) social media au

pairing : oscar piastri x zhou!fem!singer!oc

a/n don't you love it when your ex starts trying to get back in your life?

masterlist | last part | part 13 | next part

selinabui_news

liked by ceciliapham and 10,185 others

selinabui_news 📸 New Lina pics!!! Photos from Cami's instagram stories <3 tagged: selinabui

linasgirl4 the only cutie patootie to ever cutie patootie

2cami4lina my girls went on a date 🩷💜

MESSAGES

from the phone of selina bui

INSTAGRAM

eb_jonno

liked by thomashoward and 212,948 others

eb_jonno when the touring part of tour starts to kick in tagged: emptybottles_official and lukaszhang

tommyhoward Never change Jonno 🤣 ↳ tina_kim @ tommyhoward what. the. fuck.

cameliazzz jonathan answer your phone

mrslukaszhang why does kas look so boyfie 🥰🥰🥰

MESSAGES

from the phone of selina bui

TWITTER

Thomas Howard @THowdy · 3d Bucharest Baby!! 🤪 ↳ emme @flowersforcami · 3d take that back FUCK YOU BETTER BE JOKING

EB Updates @emptybottles_news · 1d Lina's ex-boyfriend, NFL running back Thomas Howard, is at Bucharest Night 1 of the TMD Tour. ↳ liv is SEEING EB LIVE!! @olivielina · 23h can she not catch a break--

EB Updates @emptybottles_news · 16h Thomas Howard has been spotted at Bucharest Night 2 of the TMD Tour. This is the second show he's attended.

MESSAGES

from the phone of oscar piastri

TWITTER

↳ Oscar Piastri @OscarPiastri · 4m Flattered to know 😏 ↳ piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 2m OSCAR???? ↳ emme @flowersforcami · 3m SELINA FIGHT BACK @EB_selina

lukas 🔛🔝 @lukiepookie28 · 13m i just bumped into kas and lina at my regular cafe... not even kidding like... i'm in shock ↳ lukas 🔛🔝 @lukiepookie28 · 12m they're about to leave how do i function sjdnfskdfn ↳ lukas 🔛🔝 @lukiepookie28 · 11m POTHO SCUERED DSJKFNSJKDFN

↳ kayla @luna_apocolypse · 7m STFU you got lina to take a photo of you and kas??? 😭 what was she like??? ↳ lukas 🔛🔝 @lukiepookie28 · 4m she told kas to fix his face 💀 ↳ kay ♡ @ blackcatluna · 1m i see he didn't listen

EB Updates @emptybottles_news · 20h Thomas Howard has been spotted at Vienna Night 1 of the TMD Tour. Personally, I recommend they get a restraining order. ↳ kayla @luna_apocolypse · 43m if he shows his face tonight, i will personally fly to vienna and kill him ↳ lukas 🔛🔝 @lukiepookie28 · 24m my show is tonight, i am willing to take one for the team

MESSAGES

from the phone of selina bui

TWITTER

piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 2h personally, i think it's insane that oscar is in monaco wakeboarding ot some shit and lina is freezing her ass off on the other side of europe fighting off her ex ↳ piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 2h OSCAR DO SOMETHING! HELP UR GIRL!

helen @helenjamie32 · 4h vienna n2 empty bottles fans... you have one job... we're gonna get that woman to sing something like hurt my feelings by tate with her ex in the crowd ↳ helen @helenjamie32 · 4h LET LINA BE MESSY!!! LET HER BE TOXIC!!! SHE DESERVES IT!!! IK SHE'S ON THIN ICE, SHE CAN SWIM ↳ helen @helenjamie32 · 4h you don't understand, i think i NEED her to say "she's got you right now, but i'm still on your mind" I NEED NEED NEED IT

TMD Tour News @EB-TMDTour · 18m The audience encore song for Vienna N2 was 'People Watching' by @ conangray. The band played a surprise second encore song of 'hurt my feelings' by @ tatemcrae afterward. #TMDWorldTour ↳ jules 🌿 @juliiaapxp · 8m @helenjamie32 oomf... what's it like being the oracle of apollo ↳ helen @helenjamie32 · 4m THRILLING SO FUCKING THRILLING AHAHA

piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 20m that was the biggest gag ever omg. selina bui, rip ur social media forever but it was so so worth it 10/10, do it again ↳ piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 19m changing the last lines? *chefs kiss* never change girlie, oscar u hit the jackpot with this one ↳ emme @flowersforcami · 3m "YOU wear MY number but SHE'S got what you like"??? we're planning the pr funeral but u slayed that, fck media training @EB_selina we're all hootin' and hollerin', u did so good with that baby

EB Bar @theemptybottlesbar · 14m want u so bad, baby, hurt my feelings... 🙄

↳ liv is SEEING EB LIVE!! @olivielina · 12m absolutely LIVING for the attitude, the sarcastic delivery was so cathartic ↳ emme @flowersforcami · 11m YOU WEAR MY NUMBER, GUESS I'M STILL ON YOUR MIND

INSTAGRAM

selinabui_news

liked by piastri_lina and 10,284 others

selinabui_news 17.05.24 | Lina spotted at Vienna International Airport. She's flying to Bologna, Italy ahead of the Emilia Romagna Grand Prix 💕 tagged: selinabui

piastri_lina oscalina reunion loading...

mrslukaszhang she's so happy 🥺 ↳ moonbeamlina @mrslukaszhang lmao she hates us (jk)

marie_h.sb she looks so thrilled to have verbally eviscerated her ex in front of a crowd of thousands and then immediately fly off to see her bf. she's straight-up thriving <3

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:

taglist @ririyulife @ashy-kit @fionaschicken @namgification @cherry-piee @urfavsgf @eiaaasamantha @sp1rl @destinyg237

[jonnolovesfob]

“wendigoon did it better than i ever could” - dantavius

[see-arcane]

if u get mina + jonno plushies, you can rlly treat them like chew toys lol

<3 <3 <3

[see-arcane]

I can’t root for him against the Perils if he’s not in Peril, now can I? 

And now: the Paris Sewers

@teknoctarkamacska writes

#poot jonathan the sewers are terrifying

@paulgadzikowski writes

@c-schroed writes

#paris sewers sound marvellous! #perhaps a trip to the catacombes while we're there? #pretty please?

and @see-arcane writes

#he's in the sewers trying to dodge the Opera Ghost's music lessons #unfortunately - because he's him - he somehow ends up in the Catacombs #and he's now being pursued by literal ghosts #as well as Entities and Creatures and whatnot

[suzukiblu]

WIP Wednesday Game

Taken from @kedreeva.

It’s WIP Wednesday, time for a little accountability, sharing your work, and getting a kick in the pants.

Here’s how it works:

In a reblog of this post (so people can find you in the notes) or new thread (w/ rules attached) if you want to play on your own, post up to five (5) filenames of your WIPs; not titles, file names.

Post a snippet from one of them. Snippet must be words you wrote in the last 7 days. We’re posting progress here. If you haven’t made any, go make some and come back to play!

After you’ve posted, people can send you an ask with one of your file names. You must then write 3 sentences in that file. If the filename is one you can't share from (for example, an event or gift fic), write 3 sentences on it anyway, and then 3 more on another to share.

That’s it! You can invite others to join in, or just post. I’ll be searching the reblogs to find people to send asks to!

If you’re reading this, you’re invited!

If you see someone posting a WIP Wednesday Game snippet, send them an ask! Make them write.

file names:

omega!Clark and hungry!Kon

gentle princely caretaking

the wet nurse omegaverse

trans Clark and cis Kon

weird Kryptonian bonding rituals

snippet from "omega!Clark and hungry!Kon":

Jon peeks out of his room down the hall, looking intrigued, and lights up at the sight of the chocolate chips and the big bowl Clark always uses for pancake batter. Clark smiles at him, and he scurries down the hall and into the kitchen. Clark asks him to set the table, and he does. He also steals a significant percentage of the chocolate chips, but Clark accepts that loss as pup-induced taxation. 

Lois's alarm goes off after Jon’s gotten out all the necessary dishes and Clark’s gotten the pans heating up, and she trudges sleepily out of their bedroom. Clark passes her a mug of the coffee he started as soon as he got up himself, and she makes a mumbly noise that he knows her well enough to translate as "I love you beyond all existence and where's the sugar". 

He passes her the sugar and leans down to kiss her cheek. She turns her face into his throat and bites his scent gland a little harder than happens to be decent in front of either of their pups, but given the invulnerability just feels like a chaste little nibble. Clark gives her a soft purr of appreciation and Jon sticks out his tongue at them as he finishes setting the table. 

"Grosssss," he says, making a face. "Don't be all mushy, we haven't even eaten yet!” 

“I’m afraid we can’t promise that, kiddo,” Lois says, then yawns against Clark’s throat before taking her coffee to the table. Clark gets the bacon in the frying pan and starts carefully pouring pancake batter, and Jon drops into his usual seat at the table. Lois makes sleepy noises into her coffee. 

“How many pancakes, Jonno?” Clark asks. 

“Ten,” Jon says immediately, holding up both hands with a charming little grin. Lois snorts. 

“Maybe if they’re very, very small,” she says wryly. “Baby pancakes. Infants. Tiny little dollops.” 

“No way, I want big ones!” Jon says. Admittedly they do have a higher than human metabolism–Clark does not think of Kon’s too-thin wrists–but ten full-size pancakes is probably still pushing it. 

“Maybe we’ll start a little smaller and work our way up,” Clark says, amused anyway. Jon pouts. Kon comes out of his own room already dressed and ready and sits down quietly at the table too, and Jon immediately brightens back up. 

"Hi, Kon!" he greets excitedly. Kon always seems to wait to come out last, and Clark's never figured out why. He’s not even sure the kid even wears his pajamas, or if he just sleeps in his clothes. He never sees him in anything but the clothes he wears to school and his Superboy suit and jacket. “Mom’s making pancakes!” 

“Sure,” Kon says. He obviously knew that, of course, given his enhanced senses and also the very obvious process that is Clark pouring pancake batter into a pan, but Jon’s clearly too excited to have thought that one through. Clark doesn’t comment either way, just smiles at Kon. 

“Morning, Kon,” he says. “How many pancakes would you like?” 

“Whatever’s fine,” Kon says, visibly repressing the urge to fidget in his seat. Clark hates that answer almost as much as the sight of his too-sharp face and those too-thin wrists and how close to stray he smells. 

“Three to start?” he suggests. 

“Sure,” Kon says. Clark can’t call it a victory, but at least it’s an answer.

[maya-nobody-ducard]

⋆.˚✮˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ INTRO ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗✮˚.⋆

⋆.˚✮˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗✮˚.⋆⋆.˚✮˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ˏˋ ★ˎˊ˗✮˚.⋆

HII! I'm Maya! Maya Ducard ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ ) !

⤿ But people call me Nobody too! {mostly family members bcause it was mi papa's nickname} ( •ᴗ• )

☁︎ HERE'S LITTLE FACTS ABT ME!! ☁︎

✮ I go to @tripolishigh (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

✮ I'm 16 yrs old! I use She/Her pronouns and I'm Sapphic!! ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧

✮ I am french from my dad's side and Fil-Am from my mother's side (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑)

✮ I'm currently in Highschool and in the honours program more or so! (≧ᗜ≦)

✮ I joined the debate last quarter and has been in the Volleyball varsity for 3 semesters! ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ

✮ I like playing videogames, badminton as my hobbies! ( ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ )

✮ I am more focused on Science Tech//Robotics and Math (❀❛ ֊ ❛„)♡

✮ I'm roomie's with @corus-lim-w (´｡• ◡ •｡`) ♡

Uhm... I can't think of anymore but- ANYWAYS! I HOPE TO SEE SEE YA AROUND CAMPUS!! (づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ♡(づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ♡

MUN!!

This au was made by 2 of my friends(@jaimereyesbug and yuno <not sure for their acc> )in discord and these are the other people in the au!

@half-a-goat

@roboticguy

@jonno-kent

@billybatsonz

@dameswayne

@barthallan

@mikael1256

@dukealicious

@luke-the-loogie

@totally-tim-drake

@percieve-me-dont-forget-me @forget-me-not-percieve-me-never

@kon-el-konner-luther-kent

@b4TTl3 b0t cH4mP

@midrew

@maryjayden

Here is some other and brief lore to Highschool Au Maya Ducard!

Please REMEMBER! The Mun and the Muse are MINORS! no nsfw please BUT don't be afraid to ask this blog shit! I AM VERY OPEN TO RP'S!!

[damage-incorp0rated]

good morning hardy. happy slutty saturday

(double kill)

I am currently on the pavement dying of a double kill on a Saturday night.

thank you.

[poisonedyouth]

I FOLLOWED U REFENTKY BUT THAT ASK GAME LOOKS SO FUN PLEASE TELL ME ABT UR DAY!!!!

OMG HIII JONNO

my days been good, i got to sleep in and then ate breakfast (a rare occurance for me lol) and then helped my grandparents move a tank. also rang my little brother :) ALSO ALSO i got an Evanescence cd at the thrift store the other day as well as a leather jacket and some flannels so yeah! im feeling good! AND had monsters and cigarettes so im :)))

HOW R U TELL ME ABT YR DAY :D