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[poisonedyouth]

if you get this answer with your top 5 music artists and send it to the last 7 people in your notifications <3

hey jonno!

i did this here, so im gonna take this opportunity to add more to the list lmao

My Chemical Romance

Palaye Royale

Pierce The Veil

Bad Omens

All Time Low

[noblerinthemind]

Jonathan: can we please not waste any more time the love of my life is turning into a bat as we speak

VanHels: actually friend Jonathan we don't need to rush

Jonno: why the fuck not

Abraham "I never jest" Van Helsing on his way to make the most inappropriate ill-timed joke in human and vampire history:

[jonnolovesfob]

i am totally normal (i cant hear the word devastation correctly anymore)

[a-suspicious-lack-of-bagel]

The physics of sound are COOL. ESPECIALLY amplified sound. you're telling me that the noises I make are actually little vibrations, and they can make little magnets move; and that makes TINY amounts of electricity? and that we can then either make a computer read that electricity to record the noises, or we can amplify it to drive BIG magnets to make MORE noises? it's all cool.

[sweetshire]

Happy to report that this day has been a joyful one. Admittedly, spending half the day in the hospital (not for me. my brother had a laparoscopy, it’s fine now, he’s recovering) was not how i expected my birthday to go, but i’m happy nonetheless.

[funforahermit]

(from Jonno's instagram)

[izzy-mizzie-boo]

Way too adorable

juvenile kryptonians are quite viscious!!! be careful around them!

[losergames]

Chop Shop is strictly 18+ for language, themes, and potential explicit content. 

🔗 - Game Intro | Bug Report | Ko-Fi

Episode Four is now available! (+ 59,000) - PLAY HERE

Debrief after your meeting with Inez.

Steal... or don't!

Yvonne has a secret.

2 more achievements.

And more!

This update comes with a patch (Version 1.2.3) For this update you will need to start a NEW SAVE. An updated inventory macro has been implemented and is not compatible with old saves. I really wish you didn't have to but it's what's best for the game and its longevity!

Patch notes + author notes are under the cut. If preferred, you can access them in game in the start menu.

STORY

PROLOGUE:

General edits and fixes.

More vague, as to not elicit any emotional connection to the crew for continuity.

EPISODE 01:

Added a new set of personality building choices when meeting KJ, Jonno, Natasha and Aiden at the bar.

EPISODE 02:

Tweaked the conversation with Dilani in the closing scene to reflect more on the situation. Added some more fearful dialogue and flavour text.

Other general edits and fixes.

EPISODE 03:

Fixed gaps and spacing issues.

Minor phrasing and sentence structure changes.

Grammar and typo fixes.

UI + TECHNICAL

SETTINGS:

Changing the font size now only applies to the game text in the passages.

Added descriptions to the toggleable settings.

UI:

The background now changes colour dependent on what theme you are using, instead of the default black.

INVENTORY:

The inventory macro has been updated! Previously V2, now V3 of the ChapelR Simple Inventory Macro.

CREATE A SAVE

Modified the randomise PC choice, setting pronouns in 'sets' instead of randomising each pronoun separately.

GAMEPLAY MODE

Players can now choose a gameplay mode when starting a new save: Regular or Challenge.

Challenge mode disables the back button, disallowing players to return to the previous passage. Players cannot redo dice rolls or try out different choices for desired outcomes.

Challenge mode is not available in Create A Save. All CAS made saves default to regular mode.

AN: hello hello! it has been a while -- episode 04 is finally here!

this ep was a long one to get through but we finally made it out of the fog. i found that i wrote a bunch of stuff that just... didn't fit? but is hopefully going to be used later down the line, so it's cool i've got shells of scenes for later.

i can't find any game breaking bugs myself and my amazing beta testers have scanned through as many possible variants as they can! of course, if there is anything funky, broken, or maybe not triggering correctly, please submit a bug report!

again i will say that you will need to start a NEW SAVE for this update. unfortunately the updated inventory macro is not compatible with previous saves. i really didn't want this to be a thing when updating chop shop but it is unfortunately just the way for this update - apologies!! i know it's super annoying when games do this but chop shop is still a wip so there will always be some teething problems along the way.

as i look through my notes, we have now completed act 1 of my outline (AAAAHH) so soooo exciting. finally pc can stop wringing their hands about being bad and actually //start// being bad.

if you've made it this far -- hello and thank you! i'm so happy we're at the point where PC is making some real decisions, taking another step into their life of crime.

happy update day and happy reading!! thank you so much for the continued support and patience!!! i hope you enjoy the new episode! - becky :-) <3

[stars-and-the-min]

☆ the wrong way to hard launch (13) | OP81

summary : oscar's girlfriend is a walking pr problem for literally everyone (including herself) social media au

pairing : oscar piastri x zhou!fem!singer!oc

a/n don't you love it when your ex starts trying to get back in your life?

masterlist | last part | part 13 | next part

selinabui_news

liked by ceciliapham and 10,185 others

selinabui_news 📸 New Lina pics!!! Photos from Cami's instagram stories <3 tagged: selinabui

linasgirl4 the only cutie patootie to ever cutie patootie

2cami4lina my girls went on a date 🩷💜

MESSAGES

from the phone of selina bui

INSTAGRAM

eb_jonno

liked by thomashoward and 212,948 others

eb_jonno when the touring part of tour starts to kick in tagged: emptybottles_official and lukaszhang

tommyhoward Never change Jonno 🤣 ↳ tina_kim @ tommyhoward what. the. fuck.

cameliazzz jonathan answer your phone

mrslukaszhang why does kas look so boyfie 🥰🥰🥰

MESSAGES

from the phone of selina bui

TWITTER

Thomas Howard @THowdy · 3d Bucharest Baby!! 🤪 ↳ emme @flowersforcami · 3d take that back FUCK YOU BETTER BE JOKING

EB Updates @emptybottles_news · 1d Lina's ex-boyfriend, NFL running back Thomas Howard, is at Bucharest Night 1 of the TMD Tour. ↳ liv is SEEING EB LIVE!! @olivielina · 23h can she not catch a break--

EB Updates @emptybottles_news · 16h Thomas Howard has been spotted at Bucharest Night 2 of the TMD Tour. This is the second show he's attended.

MESSAGES

from the phone of oscar piastri

TWITTER

↳ Oscar Piastri @OscarPiastri · 4m Flattered to know 😏 ↳ piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 2m OSCAR???? ↳ emme @flowersforcami · 3m SELINA FIGHT BACK @EB_selina

lukas 🔛🔝 @lukiepookie28 · 13m i just bumped into kas and lina at my regular cafe... not even kidding like... i'm in shock ↳ lukas 🔛🔝 @lukiepookie28 · 12m they're about to leave how do i function sjdnfskdfn ↳ lukas 🔛🔝 @lukiepookie28 · 11m POTHO SCUERED DSJKFNSJKDFN

↳ kayla @luna_apocolypse · 7m STFU you got lina to take a photo of you and kas??? 😭 what was she like??? ↳ lukas 🔛🔝 @lukiepookie28 · 4m she told kas to fix his face 💀 ↳ kay ♡ @ blackcatluna · 1m i see he didn't listen

EB Updates @emptybottles_news · 20h Thomas Howard has been spotted at Vienna Night 1 of the TMD Tour. Personally, I recommend they get a restraining order. ↳ kayla @luna_apocolypse · 43m if he shows his face tonight, i will personally fly to vienna and kill him ↳ lukas 🔛🔝 @lukiepookie28 · 24m my show is tonight, i am willing to take one for the team

MESSAGES

from the phone of selina bui

TWITTER

piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 2h personally, i think it's insane that oscar is in monaco wakeboarding ot some shit and lina is freezing her ass off on the other side of europe fighting off her ex ↳ piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 2h OSCAR DO SOMETHING! HELP UR GIRL!

helen @helenjamie32 · 4h vienna n2 empty bottles fans... you have one job... we're gonna get that woman to sing something like hurt my feelings by tate with her ex in the crowd ↳ helen @helenjamie32 · 4h LET LINA BE MESSY!!! LET HER BE TOXIC!!! SHE DESERVES IT!!! IK SHE'S ON THIN ICE, SHE CAN SWIM ↳ helen @helenjamie32 · 4h you don't understand, i think i NEED her to say "she's got you right now, but i'm still on your mind" I NEED NEED NEED IT

TMD Tour News @EB-TMDTour · 18m The audience encore song for Vienna N2 was 'People Watching' by @ conangray. The band played a surprise second encore song of 'hurt my feelings' by @ tatemcrae afterward. #TMDWorldTour ↳ jules 🌿 @juliiaapxp · 8m @helenjamie32 oomf... what's it like being the oracle of apollo ↳ helen @helenjamie32 · 4m THRILLING SO FUCKING THRILLING AHAHA

piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 20m that was the biggest gag ever omg. selina bui, rip ur social media forever but it was so so worth it 10/10, do it again ↳ piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 19m changing the last lines? *chefs kiss* never change girlie, oscar u hit the jackpot with this one ↳ emme @flowersforcami · 3m "YOU wear MY number but SHE'S got what you like"??? we're planning the pr funeral but u slayed that, fck media training @EB_selina we're all hootin' and hollerin', u did so good with that baby

EB Bar @theemptybottlesbar · 14m want u so bad, baby, hurt my feelings... 🙄

↳ liv is SEEING EB LIVE!! @olivielina · 12m absolutely LIVING for the attitude, the sarcastic delivery was so cathartic ↳ emme @flowersforcami · 11m YOU WEAR MY NUMBER, GUESS I'M STILL ON YOUR MIND

INSTAGRAM

selinabui_news

liked by piastri_lina and 10,284 others

selinabui_news 17.05.24 | Lina spotted at Vienna International Airport. She's flying to Bologna, Italy ahead of the Emilia Romagna Grand Prix 💕 tagged: selinabui

piastri_lina oscalina reunion loading...

mrslukaszhang she's so happy 🥺 ↳ moonbeamlina @mrslukaszhang lmao she hates us (jk)

marie_h.sb she looks so thrilled to have verbally eviscerated her ex in front of a crowd of thousands and then immediately fly off to see her bf. she's straight-up thriving <3

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:

taglist @ririyulife @ashy-kit @fionaschicken @namgification @cherry-piee @urfavsgf @eiaaasamantha @sp1rl @destinyg237

[poisonedyouth]

🎶✨️when u get this u have to put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)🎶✨️

hiiii jonno <333

1. glad you came - we came as romans

2. 11:11 - waterparks

3. parasite eve - bring me the horizon

4. ill sleep when im dead - set it off

5. feel nothing - the plot in you

[jonnolovesfob]

“wendigoon did it better than i ever could” - dantavius

[see-arcane]

I can’t root for him against the Perils if he’s not in Peril, now can I? 

And now: the Paris Sewers

@teknoctarkamacska writes

#poot jonathan the sewers are terrifying

@paulgadzikowski writes

@c-schroed writes

#paris sewers sound marvellous! #perhaps a trip to the catacombes while we're there? #pretty please?

and @see-arcane writes

#he's in the sewers trying to dodge the Opera Ghost's music lessons #unfortunately - because he's him - he somehow ends up in the Catacombs #and he's now being pursued by literal ghosts #as well as Entities and Creatures and whatnot

[see-arcane]

if u get mina + jonno plushies, you can rlly treat them like chew toys lol

<3 <3 <3

[suzukiblu]

WIP Wednesday Game

Taken from @kedreeva.

It’s WIP Wednesday, time for a little accountability, sharing your work, and getting a kick in the pants.

Here’s how it works:

In a reblog of this post (so people can find you in the notes) or new thread (w/ rules attached) if you want to play on your own, post up to five (5) filenames of your WIPs; not titles, file names.

Post a snippet from one of them. Snippet must be words you wrote in the last 7 days. We’re posting progress here. If you haven’t made any, go make some and come back to play!

After you’ve posted, people can send you an ask with one of your file names. You must then write 3 sentences in that file. If the filename is one you can't share from (for example, an event or gift fic), write 3 sentences on it anyway, and then 3 more on another to share.

That’s it! You can invite others to join in, or just post. I’ll be searching the reblogs to find people to send asks to!

If you’re reading this, you’re invited!

If you see someone posting a WIP Wednesday Game snippet, send them an ask! Make them write.

file names:

omega!Clark and hungry!Kon

gentle princely caretaking

the wet nurse omegaverse

trans Clark and cis Kon

weird Kryptonian bonding rituals

snippet from "omega!Clark and hungry!Kon":

Jon peeks out of his room down the hall, looking intrigued, and lights up at the sight of the chocolate chips and the big bowl Clark always uses for pancake batter. Clark smiles at him, and he scurries down the hall and into the kitchen. Clark asks him to set the table, and he does. He also steals a significant percentage of the chocolate chips, but Clark accepts that loss as pup-induced taxation. 

Lois's alarm goes off after Jon’s gotten out all the necessary dishes and Clark’s gotten the pans heating up, and she trudges sleepily out of their bedroom. Clark passes her a mug of the coffee he started as soon as he got up himself, and she makes a mumbly noise that he knows her well enough to translate as "I love you beyond all existence and where's the sugar". 

He passes her the sugar and leans down to kiss her cheek. She turns her face into his throat and bites his scent gland a little harder than happens to be decent in front of either of their pups, but given the invulnerability just feels like a chaste little nibble. Clark gives her a soft purr of appreciation and Jon sticks out his tongue at them as he finishes setting the table. 

"Grosssss," he says, making a face. "Don't be all mushy, we haven't even eaten yet!” 

“I’m afraid we can’t promise that, kiddo,” Lois says, then yawns against Clark’s throat before taking her coffee to the table. Clark gets the bacon in the frying pan and starts carefully pouring pancake batter, and Jon drops into his usual seat at the table. Lois makes sleepy noises into her coffee. 

“How many pancakes, Jonno?” Clark asks. 

“Ten,” Jon says immediately, holding up both hands with a charming little grin. Lois snorts. 

“Maybe if they’re very, very small,” she says wryly. “Baby pancakes. Infants. Tiny little dollops.” 

“No way, I want big ones!” Jon says. Admittedly they do have a higher than human metabolism–Clark does not think of Kon’s too-thin wrists–but ten full-size pancakes is probably still pushing it. 

“Maybe we’ll start a little smaller and work our way up,” Clark says, amused anyway. Jon pouts. Kon comes out of his own room already dressed and ready and sits down quietly at the table too, and Jon immediately brightens back up. 

"Hi, Kon!" he greets excitedly. Kon always seems to wait to come out last, and Clark's never figured out why. He’s not even sure the kid even wears his pajamas, or if he just sleeps in his clothes. He never sees him in anything but the clothes he wears to school and his Superboy suit and jacket. “Mom’s making pancakes!” 

“Sure,” Kon says. He obviously knew that, of course, given his enhanced senses and also the very obvious process that is Clark pouring pancake batter into a pan, but Jon’s clearly too excited to have thought that one through. Clark doesn’t comment either way, just smiles at Kon. 

“Morning, Kon,” he says. “How many pancakes would you like?” 

“Whatever’s fine,” Kon says, visibly repressing the urge to fidget in his seat. Clark hates that answer almost as much as the sight of his too-sharp face and those too-thin wrists and how close to stray he smells. 

“Three to start?” he suggests. 

“Sure,” Kon says. Clark can’t call it a victory, but at least it’s an answer.

[maya-nobody-ducard]

⋆.˚✮˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ INTRO ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗✮˚.⋆

⋆.˚✮˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗✮˚.⋆⋆.˚✮˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ˏˋ ★ˎˊ˗✮˚.⋆

HII! I'm Maya! Maya Ducard ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ ) !

⤿ But people call me Nobody too! {mostly family members bcause it was mi papa's nickname} ( •ᴗ• )

☁︎ HERE'S LITTLE FACTS ABT ME!! ☁︎

✮ I go to @tripolishigh (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

✮ I'm 16 yrs old! I use She/Her pronouns and I'm Sapphic!! ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧

✮ I am french from my dad's side and Fil-Am from my mother's side (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑)

✮ I'm currently in Highschool and in the honours program more or so! (≧ᗜ≦)

✮ I joined the debate last quarter and has been in the Volleyball varsity for 3 semesters! ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ

✮ I like playing videogames, badminton as my hobbies! ( ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ )

✮ I am more focused on Science Tech//Robotics and Math (❀❛ ֊ ❛„)♡

✮ I'm roomie's with @corus-lim-w (´｡• ◡ •｡`) ♡

Uhm... I can't think of anymore but- ANYWAYS! I HOPE TO SEE SEE YA AROUND CAMPUS!! (づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ♡(づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ♡

MUN!!

This au was made by 2 of my friends(@jaimereyesbug and yuno <not sure for their acc> )in discord and these are the other people in the au!

@half-a-goat

@roboticguy

@jonno-kent

@billybatsonz

@dameswayne

@barthallan

@mikael1256

@dukealicious

@luke-the-loogie

@totally-tim-drake

@percieve-me-dont-forget-me @forget-me-not-percieve-me-never

@kon-el-konner-luther-kent

@b4TTl3 b0t cH4mP

@midrew

@maryjayden

Here is some other and brief lore to Highschool Au Maya Ducard!

Please REMEMBER! The Mun and the Muse are MINORS! no nsfw please BUT don't be afraid to ask this blog shit! I AM VERY OPEN TO RP'S!!

[kitty-is-writing]

writemas day 3!

for the third day of writemas, my muse has brought to me... a scene about the aftermath of punching a racist! enjoy!

thanks again to @agirlandherquill for this game :) you can find the day 3 prompts here if you want to join in

the prompt I picked was: His knuckles were bruised and bloody.

Alaric stared at his hand, barely seeing it through the fog of rage that still filled him. He only knew it was there because something hurt like hell, and Akemi was muttering darkly as she dabbed antiseptic wash over it.

"How many times did you hit that bastard?" she asked.

Alaric shrugged. "I lost count. Does it matter?" His knuckles were bruised and bloody. One finger was bent awkwardly, and the whole hand was starting to swell.

"Yes, idiot!" She yanked a roll of bandages out of the first aid kit and started wrapping it - not particularly gently - around his hand. "It matters because we're going to have to find a way to justify this in front of a whole lot of others who are firmly on that asshole's side! I'd ask what you were thinking, but you clearly weren't."

"So what, I was supposed to just sit there and let him spout off about how 'human filth should go home'? That's my mother they're insulting, I'm not letting that slide!"

"You think I don't understand? Look at me, Al. I'm human too, they're insulting me to my face every time I leave my own room." Akemi paused in tending his battered hand, meeting his eyes with her own tear-filled ones. "Believe me, I would have loved to smack some sense into them all a dozen times over, but actually doing it is just asking for a prison sentence. If Nightbreeze wasn't in power, if we had a fairer system... but we don't, and as punchable as those bastards are, we have to keep ourselves safe. Sometimes that means keeping your head down and ignoring the insults."

The fury seemed to evaporate from him in an instant. "I know you're right. They still get under my skin sometimes, and I hate that they can just spew out whatever garbage they like without any consequences now. I guess I just wanted to show him that it's still wrong to say that stuff, even if Breezy the Bastard says it's okay."

"I get it, and we will. Just not like this. Not by helping them prove they're right about 'half-breeds' being violent animals." They were quiet for a moment as Akemi finished bandaging him up. "You know, if you really want to get back at them in a way they can't do anything about for now, you could take me out to a fancy restaurant or something. I heard they already banned unaccompanied humans from the Golden Gourmet."

Alaric smiled despite the pall of gloom that had hung over them all since the election results were announced. "Is this your way of asking me on a date?"

"As friends, you incorrigible letch, though I shan't be correcting any of old Breezy's followers that make assumptions." She offered a small, sweet smile that made her cheeks dimple slightly. "Jonno should be back in a minute. You know he's going to be ecstatic over you beating that guy up, but don't let it go to your head."

As if her mention had summoned him, Jonno burst through the door a moment later. "Yo, the man of the hour! How's the hand, punchmeister?"

"Sore, but I bet his face feels worse," Alaric said with a tight grin. "Any word on what's happening next?"

"No worries, mate. The Dean's got involved, they're calling it a scuffle between two students and nothing to be concerned about. You've got a meeting with Rabb in the morning, but as long as you keep cool and explain what that fuckwit was saying, you're clear. Maybe have to work a few hours litter picking or something."

"And the bastard I punched out?"

"Was talking about going to Breezy's new police about it, but Rabb said if he tries to persecute other students any further his scholarship will be revoked. Guy's got another three years left, he ain't risking that."

"This is all well and good, but you can't just go around punching people, no matter how much they might deserve it," Akemi said. "We have to show that we're better than them, not sink to their level."

Jonno looked over at her, nodding thoughtfully. "You're right. Sometimes we should take the high road, be the bigger person, and all that. Sometimes that works. Other times, they see it as a weakness, as an admission that all we can do is talk, and we won't act on our principles. Sometimes we have to sink to their level, as you put it, because it's the only way to get through to them."

"Jon's got a point. In an ideal world, we could sit around and be all morally superior, and all the bigots and assholes would realise how awful they are, and come over to say they're sorry. It doesn't work like that outside of stories though, and at some point we've got to stand up and do something."

Akemi looked between them. "I guess I just don't want my friends to be in danger."

"We're already in danger by existing as ourselves in Breezy's country. He's not going to give us special exceptions for being obedient little humans and helping his lot oppress us." Jonno stepped over to give her a hug. "I know this sucks, I don't like having to do any of this, but he's going to come after us anyway. We can't sit back and wait for him."

tagging writer mutuals, if any of you want in!

@leahnardo-da-veggie @eli-t-spoon @charlesjosephwrites @theeccentricraven @rhiannonhgarrard

@calliecwrites @lexywrite @bloodmoonloveletter @mysticstarlightduck @kaylinalexanderbooks

@oh-no-another-idea @writer-ace @aquixoticwrites