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Me too ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

Please- someone shouted "OI OI OI- BAKA" during french sub (⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠)

Someone made me swear that "ON DIDDY" I wasn't lying that the answer for test 4 number 6 is A. (⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠;⁠)

Excuse me but ON DIDDY????

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Someone made me swear that "ON DIDDY" I wasn't lying that the answer for test 4 number 6 is A. (⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠;⁠)

Excuse me but ON DIDDY????

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OMG IT'S SO CUTEEE!!! (๑>◡<๑)(๑>◡<๑)(๑>◡<๑)(๑>◡<๑)(๑>◡<๑)(๑>◡<๑)

I LOVE IT!! (˶��ᗜˆ˵)(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)

HELLO,

I THE GREAT GIFT GIVING ANON HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU!

{a gift box appeared.}

- @the--gift--giving--anon / 🎁

OMGGGG A GIFT!!!!????

THANK YOU GIFT ANON!!1

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HELLO,

I THE GREAT GIFT GIVING ANON HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU!

{a gift box appeared.}

- @the--gift--giving--anon / 🎁

OMGGGG A GIFT!!!!????

THANK YOU GIFT ANON!!1

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Prayers are on your way bro (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)(⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)

Actually scared for the bio test, can people send me prayers

Whoever sends me prayers I’ll buy smth for you later

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Reblog if you want Asks/Messages from your followers in your inbox

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Real (⁠⇀⁠‸⁠↼⁠‶) ESPECIALLY WITH EXAMS COMMING UP ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

Fire drills are so boring but I'd rather do that then be in class

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Did your fortune cookie tell you that?

never eat 20 fortune cookies all at once. you'll regret your entire life by the end of it.

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When I was younger, living in the Fortress of Solitude after my father got in jail and 2 years in American Foster Care system.

I managed to become aquatinted with this lady named Talia, and she kinda offered to teach me how to use swords for some reason (I don't really remember, I was very young) I said yes.

So she got me a sword, it was like those long japanese ones but it wasn't a katana. Now... I was like very immerse into like manga at that time.

So when I first held the sword, my bitch ass said "Water breathing, first form"

Tell me your most embarrassing stories when you were younger!

I'll go first-

Once when I was young, (I think 9 or 11) grew out my hair till my shoulders while I was at my dad's place. When I went back to the Kent's, it was like a kinda cold at that time so I just wore kinda baggy clothes till the sun showed up then I started wearing shorts.

One of the neighbors, this lady, pulled me aside while I was playing with Jon and scolded me about being outside in shorts and how "as a young lady I shouldn't tempt men", when I wouldn't cooperate (Trying to explain how I was as a guy) she dragged me in her home and made me wear a long ass skirt. Like that shit was until ankles.

Jon told mrs Kent, and she and the lady had a fight over what how I, as a child, got to dress. Mrs Kent defending me, saying I was kidnapped.

She never mentioned how I was a boy.

When I went back next weekend with a haircut and returned the skirt, and told her how I was always a guy.

This mf replied "You transgenders always say that, it's obvious that your just delusional"

Till this day I still have that fucking skirt with me.

And she still believes I'm trans.

I'm not.

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Reblog this If you want People to spam your ask boxes(not spam but send in a bunch of asks)

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HEHEHEHEHEHEHE *BITES*

The Colors of the Moots ask game

Lemon - idk but like you seem really sour and scary Yellow - every time i see you on my dash you're always so happy and it's so lovely! Cyber - when the frick are you offline? like tell me when, i need to know for your sanity!!! do you even have it??? Goldenrod - i really wanna sit next to you and watch a sunset/sunrise. or maybe just look at you. Orange - if you were a fruit you'd be a orange. no explanation. Rust - you seem like you're hanging on by a thread. Mahogany - let's go on a late night drive together and listen to one of your playlists. Red - i am so in love with you. first it was ironic, now it's unironic. so in love. Ruby - you are such a gem, you deserve so much better <3 Pink - biting you biting you biting you biting you licking you biting you biting you Violet - honestly i just wanna kiss you just to shut you up. yeah. Blue - you are the sad mood. the crying moot, even. i am offering a tissue in this trying time. and maybe a hug. only if you want ofc Navy - i have a feeling you hate jeans. Lime - i can't tell if you're serious or what but i am avidly waiting your next post. Green - wanna go touch grass with me? Jade - honestly you have some of the best takes on this hellsite.

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YELLOW! Jade, Ruby and Pink.

The Colors of the Moots ask game

Lemon - idk but like you seem really sour and scary Yellow - every time i see you on my dash you're always so happy and it's so lovely! Cyber - when the frick are you offline? like tell me when, i need to know for your sanity!!! do you even have it??? Goldenrod - i really wanna sit next to you and watch a sunset/sunrise. or maybe just look at you. Orange - if you were a fruit you'd be a orange. no explanation. Rust - you seem like you're hanging on by a thread. Mahogany - let's go on a late night drive together and listen to one of your playlists. Red - i am so in love with you. first it was ironic, now it's unironic. so in love. Ruby - you are such a gem, you deserve so much better <3 Pink - biting you biting you biting you biting you licking you biting you biting you Violet - honestly i just wanna kiss you just to shut you up. yeah. Blue - you are the sad mood. the crying moot, even. i am offering a tissue in this trying time. and maybe a hug. only if you want ofc Navy - i have a feeling you hate jeans. Lime - i can't tell if you're serious or what but i am avidly waiting your next post. Green - wanna go touch grass with me? Jade - honestly you have some of the best takes on this hellsite.

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OMG YES! (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+(⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

The voices in my head keeps whispering "Skibidi Toilet Rizz" Please I want to shoot myself

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Re downloading idv is my Roman empire

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My classmates were playing smash or pass with some random people they found in this wiki, I turn around to hear this mf say- "Hear me out on Morgan Ducard"

GIRL EXCUSE ME??

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My dear friends 🫂🫂

When we resorted to asking for urgent help, we resorted to it because of the difficulty of the life we ​​live, whether psychological, physical or material 💔

We are a Palestinian family of seven people. We were living a decent and stable life and we had our dreams. Suddenly our situation changed due to the devastating war that caused us to lose everything we owned and negatively affected my children psychologically, educationally and otherwise 😭😭

Therefore, we are in dire need of help 💔

Today, after nearly 330 days of war and five months since the start of the fundraising campaign, we have reached 22k€ thanks to your support, participation and donations. We hope that you will continue to support and participate until we reach 65% of the goal, as there is less than 750€ left to reach it 🙏

Thank you very much

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MUN : PLEASE GUYS I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO HELP BUT MAYBE YOU GUYS DO!