#jokes. copes. whatever

[monarchisms]

i won’t even attempt to make a sentimental post about how the company and the shows and the events gave me new friends or positively affected my life and all that. to make it clear, that isn’t because i regret those memories, not at all. it’s simply because i would burst into tears before i even hit send

[paladinofmoonlight]

he may not be mister money in the bank anymore but he's still everything to me

[capricioussun]

Man I sure am glad none of that stuff actually happened in mouthwashing and they just quarantined jimmy to his room when he started hallucinating haha

[aromacaque]

you want to analyze a cartoon that is something children can watch? ok here's the first and most important lesson ever.

have you ever heard of "suspension of disbelief?"

ok. next step. do you know what an unreliable narrator is and can you separate the character's perspective and opinions from the writers? because i promise you that the beliefs of the main character do not always reflect the writers and the point of analyzing media is to dissect that.

[arkhammaid]

do u think lando will the wdc?

not really... because history has shown that rb's golden boy will win four wdc's and then leave for another team and never win again and this is the year of max winning his fourth, so very sorry to lando but i think the motorsport gods want to knock down rb again so

[jagcedes]

pov the season has primarily hinged upon the battle between u and ur teammate-slash-childhood friend for number one and the cracks in ur relationship r starting to show and u can feel the foundation of ur team starting to wobble and everything sucks. and some german world champion is also just There .. LMAO maybe hes ur marriage counsellor, maybe hes fed up of u two .. but hes DEFINITELY thinking more abt his wife and child (+ jaguar lore for those curious)

[technicolorxsn]

originally this was just a reply on my friends post but honestly I was kinda right so I'll make my own post

I wonder if all the "sorry you had to draw jimmy" jokes have to do with people's desire to look away from rape and rapists, even in a story heavily featuring rape people can't stand to actually confront the topic without deflecting from it in some way or another

[silvergifting]

happy midterms season!!! i'm weeping on the floor! but also maybe stress-reading the silmarillion again!

[thedrotter]

look i know this month has been crazy already in what has been going on for me BUT IT GETS CRAZIER... I got to finally have my constant pain I've had for two years diagnosed... I have fibromyalgia lol i have a chronic illness??😭😭

tbf it doesn't change anything i was already coping with these pains because I've been sitting with em for 2 years i just have anti depressants now but you know what has changed... my character lore GOT SICK AS FUCK!!!!!!!🦅🦅🦅🦅 (lighthearted)

[gruesome-beauty]

manchester orchestra show tonight was one of the best shows i’ve ever seen and that’s saying a lot i am just endlessly begging people who like tsk/forrister to go see manchester orchestra live like this is what you’re looking for i swear

[gay-jewish-bucky]

people who fandomize armed conflict are weird af, like you aren't being cute and clever uwu by making your fave support a specific side, people are fucking dying and you're reducing it to petty fandom drama

[cheeseknives]

Yes....

...why are you looking at me like that though...

[fefairys]

suicide jokes are such a Problem like im in a group where someone asked everyone to please stop making suicide jokes around them because it's extremely triggering to them, and even though they all said they'd stop, some of them still do it sometimes on accident because it's just second nature to them to say "im gonna kill myself" as a joke.

and a lot of people justify it by saying "well i struggled with/struggle with suicide so i can joke about it" and like man ok??? i fucking guess?? but you need to be able to turn it off (ALL THE WAY) when someone asks at LEAST.

and even still, it's not healthy to constantly "joke" that you want to kill yourself, ESPECIALLY if you really do. if your constant knee-jerk response to stuff is "im gonna kms" it's going to feed into your actual suicidal ideation and make it worse. find a new thing to say.

[umemiyan]

As the other resident old person I’m here to tell you you’re probably old but most definitely American :p I say plushie but I think stuffed animal is for sure an old American thing

damn, meemaw confirmed 🥲

i know pretty much all the kids now say "plushie" because my brother does but i just don't remember that from when i was younger??? like genuinely i cannot recall that terminology from any time before i was 18 lmao it's so crazy. so has it always been like that in other countries like the UK and stuff or??

also it's just... not my favorite term 🥲 i guess i'm being a hater but it sounds like baby/cutesy talk which i have issues with in regular settings/conversations LOL and i mean it makes sense because it's a children's toy first and foremost. it's truly just a me problem

[i-have-no-soul]

less than 24 hours before new d20 season reveal. here’s how the bad kids can still win-

[maxiemumdamage]

The worst evils are the banal, simple, selfish sort. Not righteous anger turned wrong or a traumatized individual lashing out and inflicting their pain on a new generation, but pure selfishness.

And that’s why the justifiably upset and revenge-driven Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz never actually does meaningful damage with his evil schemes. Meanwhile his Across the 2nd Dimension counterpart is motivated by losing a childhood toy and is way more successful and deliberate in his cruelty.