#jokes unless

[cleaverqueer]

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

[beaft]

it is legit bizarre to me how hard video game creators and film directors and showrunners try to pretend that fat people don't exist. can you think of the last time you saw a fat person in a lead role? god forbid a fat woman? i can walk down the street or go into a shop or restaurant and see fat people everywhere but then i switch on the tv and suddenly it's like a glimpse into an alternate universe where no one has a bmi over 24. insidious and weird

[watmalik]

HE’S A GREAT WHAT—?

[call-me-pup2]

Why do I think it would be so cute to have a matching friendship type bracelet with all my followers?

I used to love making them and totally forgot that was a skill I possessed

[ruubesz-draws]

Showing off the babies

(I watched Ultraman Rising! It was good!)

Bonus:

From this

[nonomives]

Sorry i woke up and chose to be a simp

[nocek]

Wade doesn't realize how very, very, VERY task oriented Miguel is (and absolutely not jealous about Logan's claws size) ;P

[c1ittorus]

masturbating’s not enough i need someone to come make me squirt

[stealingpotatoes]

Hey! What do you think of the Cal Kestis being Obitine's secret lovechild AU? I would never want it to be canon, but it is fun to think about. I can just imagine Bo-Katan visiting Cal and just being like...

Bo-Katan: Are you Cal Kestis?

Cal: Yes...?

Bo-Katan: Well it turns out you are the secret heir to the throne of Mandalore...

*cue Din trying to shove the darksaber into Cal's hands*

counterpoint, just hear me out for a second

[zephyrchama]

I bet Mammon has a picture of MC in his wallet.

No one's allowed to touch his wallet because obviously Mammon doesn't want people going after his money, but he also doesn't want anybody finding his good luck charm. That little portrait is for his eyes only - to say nothing of the teasing he'd get.

Seeing Goldie and MC side by side inflates his mood like nothing else (except, perhaps, winning a jackpot). He may even give the photo a quick kiss before a round of gambling, if no one's watching.

[astradella]

Mwah

Something something every universe

[twistedminutia]

The Lilia situation at the end of Book 7 is an interesting dilemma. I don’t think the game is going to just kill off Lilia, and the time frame for his death seems undefined (he says he’s leaving now, but we have no idea how long he has left after that- it could be weeks to months to years). I also don’t think Lilia should leave NRC at the end of Book 7, because I think it would be a poor conclusion to his arc. If his arc concludes, as it seems to be leading to, with his realization that he cares about his boys and they care about him and they should stay together, then he shouldn’t leave.

However, I also don’t think thing should be just resolved by Lilia getting his magic back or with his life getting extended, since I think that would undermine Malleus��� arc of needing to learn to accept painful losses. Lilia could stay in Diasomnia as a non-student, but he might need to leave the vice housewarden position, and the realization that he’s another student’s dad might be weird for everyone. So, if Lilia needs to stay nearby but maybe can’t attend school as usual, what should he do?

I think Lilia should join Ramshackle.

[egophiliac]

CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS

there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head

I don't know why I decided to draw it this way

[sunbabycentral]

If you aren't writing your Will Solace so anxious he could keel over at any minute out of stress, what are you even doing?

[apavlovs]

If there’s a pootis and a blootis

Does that mean that somewhere out there, there exists a

A redimedes

[starry-bi-sky]

Lmao instead of Sam being the new plant queen from undergrowth its Danyal in Things In Threes (og Danyal au with the face scar)

“Oh an Al Ghul! I do so love your family. Such friends of nature you all are.”

Consequently this is how Sam and Tucker find out Danny’s original last name /j