#jokes about shark

[respect-the-locals]

😊🥰🩵💙🤍🩶🦈

[sharkgirldick]

Chasers as a punchline for trans women is usually something along the lines of "What if someone cared about me as a person, even if it's only a facade for sex? What if someone found me incredibly attractive and told me so constantly, even if they didn't really mean it? What if I got to find just a little solace in being fetishized?"

Chasers as a punchline for cis people is "Lol aren't trans women annoying?"

[maclanahan--mermaid-comics]

developing more lore for Delphi

Pose reference by @adorkastock

[erikkarlsson]

[someone walking into my house for the first time] no no i think the massive oil painting of the boy king macklin celebrini over the fireplace really ties the whole room together

[mymarifae]

big problem with this site is people are so used to seeing callout posts and strongly worded argumentative essays that when you express an opinion on a largely inconsequential issue - so inconsequential that it hardly deserves to be called an “issue” - that’s exactly how it gets interpreted. as another callout/cancellation/argumentative essay post. so then they get defensive and accuse you of trying to dictate how other people feel and say shit like “why is this a problem why are you ‘cancelling’ people for having fun what’s your problem” and it’s like. bestie i was just talking about my feelings. on my personal blog. that i use to express my personal thoughts and feelings and talk about what i like and what i don’t like. chill out. let’s go look at some cool flowers together instead of this nonsense

[celtrist]

Why does Vassago already have merch, we haven't even met him yet

[puckpocketed]

consistency

[scarlettriot]

Hello, I’m here to drop off a super fast thought about my favorite redhead ♥︎

Eiji, the same man who can (and will) bend you in half with no effort at all, toss you around like you weigh no more than a loaf of bread, have you screaming his name in no time flat, that man…

Yeah, he also has to sleep with a cpap because he just casually forgets to breathe while sleeping sometimes.

Cute husband things, ya know.

[crepuscular-haze]

in the club straight up horking it. and by it I mean. well let’s just say. my shark pork.

[shark-smuggler]

i cant believe theyd betray me like this.... after all we've been through together....

lowkey starting to think they deserved getting hit by 7 clown cars and 4 clown planes (like a clown car but the clowns are in a plane instead) (oh and also two trucks (that werent having sex) (clownless)) at the same time.. <- real thing that happened (ignore my last msg)

[some-pers0n]

I have nothing but respect for people who love Flame. They took a character who's written to be the most unlikable and stale angry and angsty being ever conceived and managed to warp him into one of the most compelling characters in the series. Thanks to the power of fanfic, headcanons, and AUs, they've convinced the fandom that Flame is more than a mediocre and minor antagonist.

[askkeni]

How does keni feel about itachi and kisame?

fun police

[flareonfloof]

oh i wonder if i can cause some kind of psychic damage with this

[vimbry-moved]

saying this not as a way to pathologise myself, but more as a personal observation, but I think it's funny how amusing lies are to me from the perspective of being an autistic person. ha! they said something that is very clearly not true !!

[knitpurlgoal]

ted what was that? the sharks can respawn?? hell yeah get online bro what map are you playing on??

[jazzzzzzhands]

Oh I saw a most! Charming and Suave Man and I had to draw him so very badly!

This is Corey! He is very enchanting! He knows his way around smells and scents! He will make sure that you smell, oh so swell!!

Corey belongs to @ari-jay

Please go check out @our-neck-of-the-woods !!!

The characters are so very fun!!