#jokes about shark

[respect-the-locals]

😊🥰🩵💙🤍🩶🦈

[maclanahan--mermaid-comics]

developing more lore for Delphi

Pose reference by @adorkastock

[doodleddaisies]

Torturing Mack until they score again

[sadist-babypink]

i need everyone to stop spilling all the shit wacklin do right now actualy because somehow it gets crazier each time. where is the end. we get it. we understand it. the message has been recieved. those two are insane actually, seperately and about each other. at some point someone is gonna say something they can't take back and it will all fall down and suddenly the most we'll get is seeing them stand next to each other on the ice, not even looking at each other. i swear to god. everyone SHUT UP

[askkeni]

How does keni feel about itachi and kisame?

fun police

[stargazerdali]

I have no way of being cool and chill about these two. Keel (left) and Xosrov (right). Keel is my very first pf2e character and he has. Taken over my brain. Xosrov is the lookout on the ship, and an npc technically but now i am tangentially insane about him too. i have to keep this short bc if i don't this will be a wall of text.

fangirl never dies, apparently it just. lies dormant in ur mind waiting for a suitable pair of homosexuals to latch onto <3

[erikkarlsson]

[someone walking into my house for the first time] no no i think the massive oil painting of the boy king macklin celebrini over the fireplace really ties the whole room together

[celtrist]

Why does Vassago already have merch, we haven't even met him yet

[puckpocketed]

consistency

[scarlettriot]

Hello, I’m here to drop off a super fast thought about my favorite redhead ♥︎

Eiji, the same man who can (and will) bend you in half with no effort at all, toss you around like you weigh no more than a loaf of bread, have you screaming his name in no time flat, that man…

Yeah, he also has to sleep with a cpap because he just casually forgets to breathe while sleeping sometimes.

Cute husband things, ya know.

[crepuscular-haze]

in the club straight up horking it. and by it I mean. well let’s just say. my shark pork.

[airandangels]

You know how sometimes someone tells an anecdote from their childhood in a manner that suggests that while they see it was not cool, they have not yet begun to process how fucked up it actually was?

That's the opening anecdote in Careless People by Sarah Wynn-Williams.

[shark-smuggler]

i cant believe theyd betray me like this.... after all we've been through together....

lowkey starting to think they deserved getting hit by 7 clown cars and 4 clown planes (like a clown car but the clowns are in a plane instead) (oh and also two trucks (that werent having sex) (clownless)) at the same time.. <- real thing that happened (ignore my last msg)

[some-pers0n]

I have nothing but respect for people who love Flame. They took a character who's written to be the most unlikable and stale angry and angsty being ever conceived and managed to warp him into one of the most compelling characters in the series. Thanks to the power of fanfic, headcanons, and AUs, they've convinced the fandom that Flame is more than a mediocre and minor antagonist.

[sonknuxadow]

its so evil when you want to see specific images and know youre the only person who can make them real but drawing is hard

[ygoartreviews]

Number 25: Force Focus

Happy New Year! Surely you know from last year that it's time to review this year's number :) (Too bad it doesn't fit with the lunar new year like last time).

I've seen this card many, many times, but never close enough to see that its surface is littered with camera lenses. I always regarded some of them as just various camera knobs, with those longer ones towards the back as some sort of handhold for positioning it when it's using its main tripod machine gun as an actual tripod stand. (It's funny how some of them specifically look like scopes, which matches what's going on with its three tripod guns). I love the light reflections going on here, from the big glare on the side of its body to the ones captured inside its main lens. Great shadow/highlight work all around, honestly. I just wish it was a little more forward facing, because the lens reflection is so cool and looks so realistic that I just want more of it. I'd also just like to mention that the "Fullmetal Photoglide" part of its Japanese name is so rad, and I'm so sad that it didn't make it to the translated version.

Rating: 7/10, Camera Amalgam