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When you have time I would LOVE to hear your thoughts about post time skip buggy!!
Hi, anon! Sorry for the late-ish reply. I thought carefully about how I wanted to reply, but alas, here I am again, starting my metas in the strangest places. Anyways, here’s a seemingly unimportant question: Why is it funny that Buggy keeps failing upwards?
My answer also happens to be one of Pixar's 22 Rules of Storytelling:
"Coincidences to get characters into trouble are great; coincidences to get them out of it are cheating."
You might be wondering why I chose this quote -- after all, Buggy manages to escape most conflicts by sheer coincidence. Take the canon-filler episode(s) “Little Buggy's Big Adventure,” for example; coincidence is the sole reason why he ends up on Gaimon’s island and eventually finds Alvida, one of his future allies. But for as much as Oda is guilty of using coincidences to benefit Buggy, he also creates coincidences to get Buggy into trouble. Sure, Buggy left on good terms with Gaimon/found Alvida, but only after:
Suffering a humiliating defeat at the hands of Luffy
Losing most of his body
Being chased by killer fish/eaten by a ginormous bird
Nearly getting shot in the head by Gaimon over a misunderstanding
Being chased AGAIN by a deadly crab???? LMAO???
Buggy’s “luck” functions like a pendulum -- for every good thing that happens to him, horrible things are guaranteed to follow. This core aspect of his character is what keeps the gag afloat. Buggy is never rewarded by the narrative without experiencing consequences. In order to earn moments of respite, he has to suffer.
I find it hilarious when people argue that Buggy doesn’t deserve to have good things happen to him. Because, yeah? Duh. Oda loves having his cake and eating it too. It’s not necessarily good to play both sides with the audience when it can cheapen emotional impact, but Oda will absolutely continue to make Buggy both a complete joke and a genuine character. He has fun that way. However, he’s not going to help Buggy without hurting him first.
But that's a very meta perspective. How does Buggy view his own beneficial coincidences? He’s now an emperor, and extremely close to the One Piece/Pirate King title that he so desperately wants. But why does he think he’s being rewarded, in-universe?
His facade.
His devoted followers, his influence, that billion-berry bounty, his emperor status -- all of it stems from his fake persona and its snowball effect. He’s well aware of this. In fact, I think it’s likely that he hates himself for being such a coward and hiding behind lies. But when he sees his true self as worthless, what else can he do except dig himself into a deeper hole?
Look at 1082. Buggy finally stands up for himself, claiming that wealth and power come from chasing after your dreams -- not grand schemes. Here, he’s talking to himself as much as he’s talking to Crocodile and Mihawk.
“This is wrong… This isn’t how I wanted my life to go…”
It’s a very depressing peek at the man behind the curtain. Buggy only ever wanted to follow his dreams, but he uses schemes to get ahead instead, because they're all he thinks he has. His lies are a crutch to depend on, so he doesn't have to face the truth: he doesn't believe in himself.
To me, 1082 reads as a "Hail Mary" moment from a character at an emotional low. Buggy still doesn't believe in himself, but he is saying: Fuck it. If Shanks and I finally have an equal chance at becoming Pirate King, I at least have to try... Right? We can confirm his lack of self-confidence, because Buggy even admits he got here by “luck or chance or whatever."
He cannot entertain the possibility that he'd get this far any other way. Of course he doesn't see himself as Shanks' equal. It’s one of many reasons he didn’t want to go with Shanks at Loguetown; he assumed he’d be working “under” Shanks (even though Shanks only said “Come with me!"), because he truly believes he is lesser in terms of potential/greatness. ("You coward!" can also be interpreted as Buggy projecting his own insecurities onto Shanks.) Buggy's decision in 1082 is a desperate leap of faith. "Go for broke," "shoot for the moon," etc.
Post-Timeskip Buggy may appear more dangerous than ever before, but in reality, he’s just a small fish in a big pond. The farther he crawls his way up the ladder of success, the worse he feels, because the life he has built is not how he wanted to live at all. Based on everything we've known about Pre-Timeskip Buggy, we should expect him to be happier than ever. He has influence. Power. His monetary value in the eyes of the World Government has shot up exponentially. But look at the poor guy. He's miserable.
If you've ever seen Better Call Saul, I think this scene from S4E9 is very similar to how I feel about Buggy:
JIMMY: There you go! Kick a man when he’s down! KIM: Jimmy, you are always down.
Buggy is a character who is always down, even when you think he might be up. Until he stops maintaining that false image, he will always be punished by the narrative pendulum he's trapped himself in.
Unfortunately, change is hard, especially with the stakes he’s currently facing. If Buggy actually has to fight Blackbeard, Luffy, or Shanks... he can’t. Not alone. He needs people to believe the facade, because that's what got him here in the first place. He may look invincible, but he is quite possibly the most vulnerable character right now.
Crocodile and Mihawk would sell him to Satan for one corn chip (especially after that stunt he pulled in 1082). We haven't seen him improve his physical abilities (unless Oda pulls some off-screen bullshit). As an emperor, he has more people gunning for his head than ever before. Buggy’s last line of defense is his long-running gag -- if Oda decides to subvert our expectations, he’s a dead man walking.
And who would he have to blame but himself? He built his image on smoke and mirrors. Eventually, he's going to have to pay the price.
If Pre-Timeskip Buggy is a man defined by coincidence, then Post-Timeskip Buggy is defined by consequence.
#but that's just a theory... a game#ok im normal now#anyways this is just my particular take on his character#i'd love to hear your thoughts too anon#i'm his lawyer though if anyone says they hate him i'm suing them for defamation#joke. unless..?#buggy#ask#buggy the clown#one piece#op buggy#long post#op meta#one piece meta#meta#character analysis#akagami no shanks#red haired shanks#shanks#cross guild#dracule mihawk#crocodile
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*breastfeeding him* idk he likes me or not :(
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And Miller has a bizarre one sided rivalry with John over Roland that John is completely unaware of
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petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)
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HE’S A GREAT WHAT—?
#but how does he know…unless!!#canon poolverine? yeah#i don’t take these types of jokes lightly mr huge. hence it can’t be a joke! IT MUSNT#hugh jackman#deadpool and wolverine#ryan reynolds#Deadpool 3#logan howlett#logan x wade#Wade Wilson#Deadpool#Wolverine#deadpool x wolverine
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Showing off the babies
(I watched Ultraman Rising! It was good!)
Bonus:
From this
#godzilla#ultraman#godzilla x kong: the new empire#ultraman rising#godzilla minus one#netflix#kenji sato#emi ultraman#kong#suko#the bebes!#now my collection is complete#Finally#I have them all#the dads/big bro collection#also I watched Ultraman Rising#it was better than I expected!#loved the family bond and the story#Emi is a baby#she's a good baby#now what if I put her with Minus One....#hhhhhmmmmm#haha joking!#....#unless?#do not repost#my art
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Sorry i woke up and chose to be a simp
#welcome home#welcome home arg#welcome home wally#wally darling#wished he'd make me his darling--HA H A H ABKJBSJVJAVVEJBKAS#/joke jok i kid#i mean unless...#a h a--*gets shot*#ok but fr id sell my soul to this man if he asked#digital art#my art#eeart
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Wade doesn't realize how very, very, VERY task oriented Miguel is (and absolutely not jealous about Logan's claws size) ;P
#logan howlett#wade wilson#miguel o'hara#wolverine#deadpool#spiderman 2099#deadpool and wolverine#spiderverse#poolverang#poolverine#deadfang#pumpkin#pumpkins#jack o lantern#halloween#pumpkin carving#dumbass dick jokes#in my comics?#it's more likely than you think ;P#unless you want to make this sad again#then please accept headcanon that he's learned the pumpkin carving pro skills for Gabriela#because why would he do anything pointless and artisty otherwise#growing up in capitalistic dystopia hellscape and all (at least in comics#the movie nueva york actually looked much nicer? very syd mead inspired and I love it)
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does anyone wanna send me $30 so I can buy a bottle of captain morgan and get sloshed on my birthday tomorroe
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masturbating’s not enough i need someone to come make me squirt
#this is just a joke#unless#cnc k!nk#cnc free use#squ!rt#br33d1ng#breeding k1nk#bd/sm kink#bd/sm brat#princess treatment
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Hey! What do you think of the Cal Kestis being Obitine's secret lovechild AU? I would never want it to be canon, but it is fun to think about. I can just imagine Bo-Katan visiting Cal and just being like...
Bo-Katan: Are you Cal Kestis?
Cal: Yes...?
Bo-Katan: Well it turns out you are the secret heir to the throne of Mandalore...
*cue Din trying to shove the darksaber into Cal's hands*
counterpoint, just hear me out for a second
#(i am joking... unless... 😳)#quinlan vos#obi wan kenobi#cal kestis#quinobi#obiquin#star wars#my doods
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I bet Mammon has a picture of MC in his wallet.
No one's allowed to touch his wallet because obviously Mammon doesn't want people going after his money, but he also doesn't want anybody finding his good luck charm. That little portrait is for his eyes only - to say nothing of the teasing he'd get.
Seeing Goldie and MC side by side inflates his mood like nothing else (except, perhaps, winning a jackpot). He may even give the photo a quick kiss before a round of gambling, if no one's watching.
#joke's on him - everybody has a picture of MC in their wallet#omg what if its a nude (jk) (unless..........)#i'm sure people have thought of this before but i can't get it out of my head. gonna write a mini fic about it some day.#obey me mammon#obey me#obey me!#omswd#obey me headcanon#obey me scenarios#obey me shall we date#obey me x mc#obey me mammon x mc#obey me hcs
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Mwah
Something something every universe
#the name of this drawing in procreate was Going Down… On You Loll#I’m an insane person I’m tearing at the walls making ape noises#those guys were going CRAZY in that elevator like they went in with the open mouth sheeeeesh wait till you get in the car at least#joke joke joke#unless#adventure time#adventure time fanart#fionna and cake#gumlee#gary prince#prince gumball#Marshall lee#bubbline#artists on tumblr#my art
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CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS
there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head
I don't know why I decided to draw it this way
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#(these will be relevant in a moment)#this isn't going to happen. but WHAT IF.#anyway i didn't get him (damnit birdman come home) so i had to look up his story#and let me tell you friends my findings were SHOCKING#crowley canonically likes vegetables which means that the crowley is revaan theory = BUSTED#crowley is sailor venus = CONFIRMED#(i know 'whip of love' is a saying but that's where my mind always goes)#DISCLAIMER: this is (mostly) a joke please continue to hold whatever theories and headcanons you want#but look. c'mon. look over here at this whiteboard i've covered in red yarn.#revaan being a picky eater has come up multiple times and there is an entire whole bit about how much he hated jerky and refused to eat it#and now they've made a point of talking about how crowley will eat almost anything and loOoOoves wild game meat especially#it's SO stupid but i can't help but read way too much into it#(this is tumblr if you don't want to see incredibly stupid overanalysis of anime guys then why are you HERE)#and i gotta hold on to something because otherwise whenever malleus and crowley are onscreen together i just keep going 'same hair color...#unless this is like. some kind of deep cover thing.#lilia doesn't recognize him because he saw him eat a green bean once and revaan would NEVER#crowley's secret is safe for another day#(serious hat on: i do think they're probably connected in some way)#(but there's something deeper going on that we're just not clued into yet that will hopefully explain things)#man forget revaan what if crowley whips off his mask and it turns out he was meleanor this whole time#wait hold on meleanor loves jerky. IT ALL FITS...
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If you aren't writing your Will Solace so anxious he could keel over at any minute out of stress, what are you even doing?
#lighthearted#this is a joke i swear#unless...#will solace#pjo#percy jackson#hoo#cabin seven#solangelo#hmlaros#sunbaby series#author meta
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