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idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers

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pirate watching people jump off a diving board: yarr. be they walking the plank... by choice?

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anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

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im starting up my new business aventure: We will be filming bug porn in a shoe box

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Endless List of Favorite Characters ↳ Solas (Dragon Age: Inquisition)

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settings > my shower > manage my shower

water 🟩

soap 🟩

corner spider ⬜️

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i love being up early but i love being up late. and i love getting lots of sleep. what now.

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15

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You ever notice how a washing machine 10 minutes is actually about 17 minutes human time

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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

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I swear to god I am going to (remembers nothing) (stares directly at the fucking

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Play toys can mean anything from running around in a field together to making elaborate littlest pet shop rp scenarios to playing Minecraft to learning yoyo tricks together to having an elaborate fancy tea party to doing bob Ross paintings together to hardcore bdsm sex. And you can do any of them with your friends if they have time and want to play toys with you btw

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Norwegian Miku in Haugesund bunad : ) left drawing is a parody of Theodor Kittelsen's painting Kvitebjørn kong Valemon

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