#joisbishmyoga

[quotablefanfiction]

He sighed.  He hadn’t had to pull this since he was ten-again.  “Isn’t it odd?” he asked, making several officers within earshot flinch.

Conan has traumatized the police (chp. 4)

Arcane Dealings by joisbishmyoga (AO3) Case Closed (Meitantei Conan) – Teen – Edogawa Conan (Kudou Shinichi)/Kaitou Kid (Kuroba Kaito) #Post-Series #Stuck as Conan #Shota – sort of #Physical Age Difference #Secret Identities #Secret Relationship #Canon typical murders #Lots of dead people in violent ways

A serial killer in Osaka. But if Heiji had felt the need to call Conan, it had to be extremely baffling. This wouldn’t be a typical “guy knifing young women” sort of case.

Part 4 of the Deal series (AO3)

[captainkirkk]

i found a great hp fic.

it is Percy Weasley and The Prefect Job That Isn't A Vanity Role by adiduck (book_people), joisbishmyoga on ao3.

summery:

In Which Prefects Have Very Specific Training And Delineated Duties, Namely Handling Exactly One (1) Dormful Of Kids -OR- Percy Is Dorm Mom To Five Boys And No One Else -OR- In Which McGonagall Pictured Prefect Oliver Wood For Two Minutes, Turned Green, And Gave Percy The Badge Despite The Sheer Number Of Responsibilities He Already Had, And It Did Not End In Disaster

thought maby you would like it too.

Ohh I haven't read any Percy fic before but I'll check it out

[joisbishmyoga]

A fic I have just finished posting today: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58031188/chapters/147740152

12 chapters, 37K, complete, MadaTobi, set in KeanBlade's multiverse

(In which a kid decides she's totally adult enough to be on the battlefield and it's not FAIR, and Tobirama takes exception to that.)

(In which Madara falls in love in about half a second flat.)

[adiduck]

Rules: Make a new post and post the latest line in your WIP & tag as many people as there are words (or as many as you feel like).

Tagged by... god, many people. Most recently @whetstonefires! And [scrolls back through mentions] @oathkeeperoxas, it seems! And... I think... @frostbitebakery? Frost this is a snip that's safe to read ;)

So due to the fact that my last line is "Damn it" and that seems like a bit of a cop out considering how many people have tagged me that I have... not done this for, I'm gonna give a scene and change from Operation Groundhog AU. Under the cut! Featuring: my pain re trying to make it clear which character I am referring to when it is an older and younger version of the same person LOL

And because I had to use a cut, I'm just mentioning that I'm no pressure tagging @asukaskerian, @goddammitjim, @hawkeykirsah, @joisbishmyoga, ...who else. @hangsterwheel, @lambourngb, @doodledrawreblogs... yeah we'll go with that LOL that's already a lot

Maverick catches up to younger him outside the door to the base. “Maverick,” he calls. The kid doesn’t even slow down. “Hey, kid! Lieutenant Mitchell!”

The kid stops in his tracks, turning around to look. “Sorry, sir, but I’m a bit busy--”

“You’re a bit busy leaving base without being dismissed,” Maverick says, and comes to a stop in front of himself, frowning. “Let me go after Lieutenant Kazansky. Go back inside.”

The kid stiffens, eyes narrowing. “Sir,” he says, pulling himself up to his full height. “I don’t feel a reprimand for Iceman is warranted--”

Aw, that’s cute.

“Why don’t you let me worry about Iceman,” he says again. “I promise I’ll return him in working order in a few minutes. Seems he and I need to have a chat.”

“Sir, if you’ll just let me--”

“No,” Maverick says.

The kid pauses, eyes narrowing. “No?”

“No,” Maverick says. He’s getting a bit annoyed now. “I gave you an order, Lieutenant. Go on back inside.”

“I can talk him back down!” the kid says.

“I’m sure you can,” Maverick says. “But you’re not going to. I am his superior officer. Go back inside.”

“You--”

“I am also your superior officer,” Maverick interrupts. “You, Lieutenant, are out of line. You’re going to let me talk to my aviator--alone--or you’re going to find yourself with bigger problems.”

The kid scowls at him, furious and right in his face. Maverick can practically see the gears turning in his head. Go ahead, Maverick thinks viciously. Go on, hotshot. Ask me what I can do to you.

He could pull him off the mission, is what he could do. He could send Ice out in an unfamiliar fighter on a suicide mission without a Maverick to watch his back.

Maverick watches the exact moment that occurs to this younger version of himself--the moment he freezes, pulls back just a very little bit.

The kid eyes Maverick for a long minute. Maverick raises an eyebrow back.

“...Yes, sir,” Lieutenant Mitchell barks, drawing himself to attention, jaw clenched tight.

“Good man,” Maverick says, and walks straight past him. “Return to the debrief room, if you please.”

The kid manages, through what Maverick assumes is an effort that should be honored with some sort of medal, not to call Maverick an asshole.

It’s for your own damn good, Maverick thinks, and keeps walking. One thing at a time. First, he’s got a Lieutenant Kazansky to track down, on orders from an Admiral.

-

Maverick does not go back inside. He watches the Captain continue on past the parking lot, quick-marching off in the direction he couldn’t possibly have seen Ice go but apparently guessed anyway.Maverick grits his teeth, and then sighs, rubbing his hand over his face and nearly dislodging his capt. He pulls it back straight and sits down, just for a minute, and tries to calm down. Damn it. Damn it.

[assorted-fics]

Fics of the Month

Marvel

Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail by MusingsOnBuckyBarnes & Owlet First Fic: The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect

Average Avengers Local Chapter 7 of New York City by hetrez

Steve and Tony accidentally start a national do-gooders association and fall in love.

Changing Fate by melWinter

Loki was supposed to go back to Asgard to assume control of the throne after saving Thor on Svartalfheim. He was supposed to be the portent for Ragnarok...too bad fate didn't ask for his opinion. After all, fate didn't plan for Loki to find an abandoned baby elf. Nor did Loki plan to discover how intriguing Jane Foster can be. And what the heck do the Avengers and his trickster of a daughter have to do with any of this? Loki makes a different choice. But can Loki truly escape the fate that has been his since the beginning? Can the trickster learn to love? With Thanos rising and the infinity war looming, the universe may come to an end if the nine realms can't reconcile with the prince it once rejected. Eventual Jane/Loki. Warning: Loki and Hela snarkiness, Tony cockiness, Thor cluelessness, and random cuteness of Loki dealing with being a dad.

secret keeper by jilliancares

Ellie stares at the new arrival, gaping. All the evidence points to one obvious answer, but this guy looks nothing like the Spider-Man Ellie recognizes — mostly because he isn’t wearing the suit. “Crappy day to get kidnapped, amirite?” he says, crouching next to Ellie and deftly untying her restraints. “Looks like these guys were amateurs, though. They didn’t even lock the windows.” In which Ellie accidentally becomes the one person who knows Spider-Man's identity. She doesn't tell her dad.

Harry Potter

Of a Linear Circle (series) by flamethrower

First Fic: In September of 1971, Severus Snape finds a forgotten portrait of the Slytherin family in a dark corner of the Slytherin Common Room. At the time, he has no idea that talking portrait will affect the rest of his life.

When It Returns by academicdisaster

‘You’re late, layabout,’ Malfoy drawled, pushing the whiskey over to him. ‘I’ll have you know that I am very busy maintaining a whole house and garden by myself now.’ ‘Oooh, the dead husband card. Before any alcohol. Is that a record?’ Harry's husband is dead, and Malfoy is the only one who gets it. Or, the one where they drink at a straight man pub, renovate a house, and learn how to find joy again.

Percy Weasley and the Prefect Job That Isn’t A Vanity Role by adiduck (book_people) and joisbishmyoga

In Which Prefects Have Very Specific Training And Delineated Duties, Namely Handling Exactly One (1) Dormful Of Kids -OR- Percy Is Dorm Mom To Five Boys And No One Else -OR- In Which McGonagall Pictured Prefect Oliver Wood For Two Minutes, Turned Green, And Gave Percy The Badge Despite The Sheer Number Of Responsibilities He Already Had, And It Did Not End In Disaster The Notes For A Fic That Will Not Be Written No, Really, It Won't, Please Don't Ask A Place on Earth by louisfake "Right," Draco said, rolling his eyes. "I'm supposed to believe that the Gryffindor war hero caught the former Death Eater singing Muggle pop like a lunatic in his dormitory and didn't immediately share the news with his pack of admirers?" Harry couldn't help it, he snorted a little. "As if they would ever believe me, Draco." Draco drew himself up, ready to launch into some other tirade, so Harry held up a hand; "What would I even say? I saw Draco Malfoy being joyful and free. How is that a joke?"

Merlin

Next to You (It’s the Rule) by LunaMyLove

Arthur and Merlin have a special relationship. They always have, even when they were prince and servant. While many question it when first noticing, eventually it becomes an understanding in Camelot—and even among some other countries—that where there is Arthur, there is Merlin. And, where there is Merlin, there is Arthur. Or Arthur and Merlin's relationship as witnessed and explained by others. Also, or Five times someone realizes that Merlin is the Queen, one time Merlin realizes it himself, and one time he owns it.

The Hunt for Red Emrys by Darkbluedark

King Arthur sets out to keep his promise to the spirit of the Druid boy by repealing his father's ban on magic. Unfortunately, this is easier said than done, for reasons including but not limited to the following: (1) He can't change the law until he understands magic better, but no sorcerer is willing to explain magic to him until he changes the law; (2) The sorcerers all have some strange obsession with Merlin, which is awakening all sorts of feelings in Arthur that he really doesn't fancy examining too closely; (3) He is starting to feel like the butt of some Druid-population-wide inside joke involving the mysterious phenomenon called Emrys; and (4) Oh yeah, Morgana is still trying to kill him. Thus he embarks on a journey of discovery, diplomacy, accountability, and self-improvement, and maybe even falls in love along the way.

Open Eyes by N16

After Merlin experiences abuse at the hands of a visiting lord, Arthur decides his manservant needs to learn how to defend himself. But Merlin is unimpressed with Arthur's solution, and Arthur is forced to confront some unpleasant truths about what happens right under his nose. How can he protect a kingdom when he can't even protect those inside his castle? One-shot.

Descendants

till death do us part by RottenKidNextDoor (Portal of Words)

"the first time jay killed carlos, they were sitting in the foyer of hell hall and carlos was worried about the blood on the floor." or jay and carlos have an agreement to kill each other to exploit the magic barrier's healing ability when things go too far. killing for mercy isn't as easy as it sounds.

death came to visit me so sweetly by tobiko

Do you know what it feels like to die? The Isle kids do. It's not something that they like to talk about.

[blenderfullasarcasm]

TEN LINE TAG GAME

Rules: share the first lines of ten of your most recent fanfics and tag ten people. If you have written less than ten, don’t be shy and share anyway.

thanks for tagging me @marshmallowgoop !

in no particular order:

1. Conan knocked on the door of the Shumaker's house, staunchly ignoring the way that Hakuba-slash-KID’s gaze was boring into him like Conan was a top-of-the-line safe door and there was a 1412-karat jewel KID was trying to steal on the other side. [newest unposted chapter of too many questions in my head, in which Conan wakes up in 221B Baker Street with no idea how he got there.]

2. It’s really weird, seeing someone else wearing your face. [imposter syndrome, a timkon-slash-tim&kon bodyswap oneshot]

3. Jack Callahan doesn't know what he's expecting when he stumbles down the stairs of the rickety old townhouse the realtor has called "historic and charmingly rustic" and his husband had called "pretty run down and definitely a fixer-upper, but if you like it, Jack..." to answer the knocking at his door at two o'clock in the morning, but it certainly isn't Martha Kent, the veterinarian who lives on the outskirts of town and mostly keeps to herself, clutching a small bundle of cloth to her chest. [hematyke, a oneshot about Kryptonian biology featuring baby Clark and his dietary needs]

4. "This isn't going to work," Ran says plainly, setting a file filled with neatly stapled sheafs of paper on the table between them. [funny how the tables turn, a shinran oneshot I wrote for divorceweek. can i call it shinran if it's established relationship but they’re getting divorced?]

5. It was, in fact, an idea; Kaito would give him that much. [newest unpublished chapter of i see murder victims, in which Kaito can see ghosts now, unfortunately.]

6. Tim glanced from the now locked door to the cereal bar in front of him and then back again. [newest unpublished chapter of stuck on rewind, in which post titans tower Tim gets shrunk/deaged and now looks like hes five]

7. As much as Bruce hates to admit it, it's impossible to be prepared for everything. [superbat wip that may never see the light of day (pwp except now there's way more plot than i was expecting)]

8. You can't stop thinking about Superboy and how sad he'd looked. [newest unpublished chapter of can't help but to hear, in which a goon pranking the batmobile is the a-plot, robin going missing is the b-plot, and the c-plot will be revealed next chapter]

9. There is a boy in the Batcave, and Batman does not know how he got in. [untitled sequel to ‘til the end of the night (i’m holding out for a hero), the lonely place of dying rewrite where Tim is a ghost]

10. One thing that people don’t seem to understand about Jon is that he spent most of his formative years trapped in a volcano. [untitled oneshot trying to give some depth to Jon's characterization in Superman: Son of Kal-El]

tagging @summerbummin @yin1se4 @animikachu @beedok @kuroko99 @cherry-j4m @joisbishmyoga and anyone else who wants to do it!

[hchollym]

have you ever read “Percy Wealsey and The Prefect Job That Isn’t A Vanity Role” by adiduck and joisbishmyoga on ao3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/24204940/chapters/58307161

it’s got polyamory percy (not with Oliver or Marcus etc. tho), Percy being respected

it’s more a bullet point list of events instead of an actualstory but its still really good

I've come across it before, and I gave it a shot, but I just can't get into list fics. No offense to the author at all; it's just not my cup of tea!

Thanks for the recommendation though, and perhaps someone else who sees this will want to read it! 😊

[asukaskerian]

tagged by @voxofthevoid

Rules: share the first lines of ten of your most recent fanfics  and tag ten people. If you have written less than ten, don’t be shy and  share anyway.

oh man. in the early homestuck days this wound have meant ten ficlets and oneshots from the last month only. XD i slowed down so much. also does “most recent” mean most recently written on or most recently started or most recently published? because those are really not the same. 

1.  Howling Outside Your Door

There's a barrier around the house, but it's not made to stop an Espada.

It's more of a notice-me-not, he thinks, pressing his bloody hand to it -- leaning too hard into it when his knee buckles under Yylfordt's negligible weight. It bows under the push of his hand and then lets him slide through up to the elbow; the spiritual pressure it's holding back rushes in prickles of heat against his palm.

It's made to hide Kurosaki's resting place from prowling hollows.

Yeah. Yeah, that's... Real close to perfect.

If. Perfect, if.

2.  Days on a wire

"Madara. Thank you for coming."

Madara planned on taking it to his grave, but he had once or twice, on maudlin evenings, indulged in wondering how it would go if he and his estranged childhood friend got to meet at the river again. How Hashirama's voice would sound (overjoyed, surprised, annoyingly casual?), how much he would babble, how ridiculous he would act.

That quiet, reserved tone hadn't featured in any of it.

3.  What Brings Us Together

Madara had to admit it: he had assumed the daimyo would never have the guts.

4.  match & mix

"And as a mark of new alliance and the forging of bonds of brotherhood, let us now become one in truth."

Tobirama has been braced for this for weeks. Has worked on his feelings and his convictions and his memories, meditating and reframing and just, reminding himself. He is as calm and accepting as he can possibly be in the situation.

Which isn't very, but hopefully, it will suffice.

5.  black irises in the sunshine

Uchiha Madara is twenty-one the first time an attempt to steal his bloodline succeeds.

6.  The Thirteenth Hour

The moon was high but waning, a crescent too thin to outshine the stars.

7.  superhero love triangle

"You're late, Brother!"

Yuzu emerged from the darkness with ladle in hand. Ichigo yelled, in a manly fashion.

8.  Idiots Of Unusual Size

Madara’s daemon settled early.

9.  A Beast Is in the Heart

"Jaegerjaquez, where are you?"

Yawning into the phone, Grimmjow looked around himself pointedly, though there would be no way for Tousen to know it. The guy seemed to divine disrespect no matter what shape it came in; it worked for Grimmjow. Offense that still came with plausible deniability. Good enough.

"No idea. Why don't you ask Suzy?"

10. suburban ot4 (unposted)

This is how it starts: Ichigo is standing at the school gate, watching his last class of the day pour out past him. Twelve year old kids are brats, but fun too, and a lot of them wave goodbye at him. It's a contented day, satisfying and warm. A pleasantly mundane peace.

Then there's a snort to the side -- derisive, hostile. "Fucking figures."

He turns, and past the flow of carelessly happy kids there's a face he saw twice in his life and never managed to forget.

i tag... @adiduck @edenfalling @rollerskatinglizard @codedredalert​ @joisbishmyoga​  and whoever else feels like it. u.u

[princess-of-the-corner]

so, Aftermath by joisbishmyoga

https://archiveofourown.org/works/7846903/chapters/17916742

YEAH

[ninthfeather]

10 People You Want to Know Better

Tagged by @mirrorfalls!

Relationship status: functionally engaged to my gf but I can’t actually afford rings right now.

Favorite color: teal

Favorite foods: pot roast, maple candy, okonomiyaki, Reuben sandwiches

Song stuck in your head: “I’m Invincible” by Ado from One Piece Film Red (no I haven’t actually seen it yet I just love Ado)

Last thing you Googled: “six of crows sequel” for reasons that will soon be obvious.

Time: 8:41 AM as I type this.

Dream trip: probably either rural Japan or London.

Favorite thing to cook/bake: I like making flatbread and tamagoyaki! I’m also decent at cake.

Last thing you read: The Stonewall Reader, edited by the New York Public Library.

Last book you enjoyed reading: I’m very much enjoying this one! Prior to that, it’s been a minute, I’ll admit. I’m enjoying my slow, plodding process through Crooked Kingdom by Leigh Bardugo.

Favorite craft to do in your free time: I like doing book edge painting! (for reference)

Most niche dislike: whipped cream is of the devil, I can’t believe some of you are out there eating it on purpose.

Opinion on circuses: As long as they’re treating both their animals and their employees ethically, they’re great! In particular, I very much like acrobatics acts.

Do you have a sense of direction: I do not. I’m bad at left and right and anything more complex is even more of a gamble.

Tagging... @breezy-cheezy, @hawk-in-a-tree, @elsinore-rose, @ijustreallylovedaredevil, @joisbishmyoga, @kostektyw, @lcaito, @nyakira1412, @quinn-of-aebradore, @dandelionfunky

[shamelesslymkp]

REC: joisbishmyoga - The Princess of Ev - Oz - L. Frank Baum [Archive of Our Own]

URL: https://ift.tt/1xfuAzE When Langwidere is seven, her uncle chops off her head. It doesn't kill her, of course.

(Words: 1,481) !!!fandom, !!fic, |site:ao3, +fandom:oz.-.l..frank.baum, ::rating:general.audiences, ::category:gen, ~ao3:character.study, ~ao3:the.slow.spiral.into.a.certain.type.of.madness, ~ao3:subtle.abuse, ~author:joisbishmyoga

[quotablefanfiction]

Kid beamed. “That’s better,” he approved. The infuriating lunatic. “A lively Shin’ichi is much more himself than a sulking one.” “I’ll show you lively,” Conan snapped.

Kid enjoys getting reactions from his detectives (chp. 2)

Deal by joisbishmyoga (AO3) Case Closed (Meitantei Conan) – Teen – Edogawa Conan (Kudou Shinichi)/Kaitou Kid (Kuroba Kaito) #Post-Series #Stuck as Conan #Shota – sort of #Physical Age Difference #Secret Identities #Secret Relationship #Canon typical violence

Four years after the apotoxin, Conan’s discovering new problems to being ten years too young. With his identity slipping through his fingers, and an empty, lonely future looming, he sets his sights on the most reliable lunatic in the world.

Maybe it’s asking too much of Kid, but who else could Conan trust?

[three--rings]

Have you read this P5 fic yet? I loved it. AO3 work 11402325

Thanks for the rec. I did really enjoy it. (It just took a while to get to it.)

The Immortal Realm of Barbelo by joisbishmyoga

[joisbishmyoga]

so lol after making my little joke post last night I immediately wrote it

[adiduck]

Nine Lines, Nine People

Tagged by @frostbitebakery, who is cruel and evil (💜)

Operation Groundhog AU! This is more than nine lines, just because cutting at nine doesn't really portray the tension I want here. ;)

No pressure tags: @asukaskerian, @goddammitjim, @lambourngb, @joisbishmyoga, @corvineheart, @lttrsfrmlnrrgby, @doodledrawreblogs, @oathkeeperoxas, @elwenyere (only if you feel up to it, dear! Hope you're on the mend!)

“Comanche, where’s our backup?” Mav asks.

“Backup is supersonic,” Comanche reports. “ETA eight minutes.”

“What’re they doing, Mav?” Ice asks.

“Radio, I think,” Mav says shortly. “They’re not trying to communicate with us anymore. See our third?”

“Not yet,” Ice says, as the warning for a target lock on them starts to go off.

“Ice,” Mav says.

“I know,” Ice says, teeth gritted, scanning the horizon. “Come on, you bastard, I just want eyes on you--”

The beeps get closer together.

“Ice--”

There’s a speck on the horizon, Ice squints--

“Positive sighting of third bogey, one o’clock,” he says, as the tone evens out, and he dives.

[rosesforlion]

Okay. Question.

Does anyone else go back and read fan fiction you read like...more than a decade ago...and then fall in love all over again?? I mean shit. I knew I loved some of this stuff way back then but I didn’t realize how much better -some of- the writing was in comparison to some of the source material and I’m just???????? UGHHHHHHH I just hope these authors took the plunge and have great writing careers cause they can do it okay 😭