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sonicmike7044 Ā· 3 months ago
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Beastober day 1: First
My first alliance Jungle's edge :D
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fave-fight Ā· 1 year ago
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ROUND 1, MATCH 25
NO MAGIC, POWERS, OR WEAPONS
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Wheatley:
ā€œMy beloved ADHD orb :)ā€
ā€œWhat's he gonna do without access to weapons? He's just a little ball. He's gonna get kicked around by the competition and it'll be hilarious.ā€
ā€œWheatley would get stepped onā€
@johnsonofdonut:
ā€œHe's cool and a ditto and my mutual and cool and sneakyā€
ā€œItā€™s his birthday this month (happy late birthday johnsonofdonuts)ā€
ā€œI know kung fu and im 6' + im cool like thatā€
ā€œTo my knowledge they know king du and it would be hilariousā€
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soon ā—ļø
soon!!!! ā—ļøā—ļøā—ļø
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birdcraft Ā· 1 year ago
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tulip gave me 56 anvils
what should i do with them?
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zedif-y Ā· 1 year ago
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This is the askbox right? yeah send asks i dont know how to do that :p
this is indeed the ask box <3 hello !
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the-haiku-bot Ā· 1 year ago
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every time i
see the word expand i read
it in joe hillsā€™ voice.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
every time i see the word expand i read it in joe hills' voice.
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wild-n-wacky-joehills-facts Ā· 2 years ago
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Joe has green tape on his headphones so he doesn't give the brand free advertising
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aussieaspecforces Ā· 9 months ago
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AUSSIE ASPECS
against @denmark-official and @denmark-forreal AND @official-denmark
IF YOU ARE ASPEC AND AUSSIE YOU CAN BECOME A MEMBER OF THIS BLOG, SEND AN ASK!
IF YOU DO NOT RECIVE AN EMAIL REACH OUT AGAIN AND WE CAN DIRECTLY SEND YOU A LINK
This is a multi member blog for all Aussie aspecs to connect and thrive under one blog!!
MEMBERS AND MORE BELOW
Admins: @you-need-not-apply -> Jamie, all pronouns masc leaning @lewis-the-quack -> Lewis, any @flowerskull-tobi -> (u can do the name and pronouns) @la-creechura -> eclipse, it/they (it/itā€™s preferred) text claim
Members: A @aroacedm -> Lily, They/she text claim
@artqueen02 -> Charli, She/They text claim
B @brackenhide -> Brack, he/him
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@creativeflowers87 -> flowers, any/all text claim
@campcomputers -> Evelyn he/she text claim
@cycloneseven -> Avery, he/she/it text claim G @ghostyy-boy -> Ghost, he/him H
@hivemindofevilbats -> Hive or Jaskier, he/they text claim
I @imhere-imqueer-ilikedeer -> Robin/Thomas, he/any text claim @ivycryptid -> Ivy, xey/it text claim @i-like-her-like-that/@remnants-of-his-last-resort-> Charlie, they/he/stel //text claim
@ineffable-ezra -> any/all J
@jefffromthejeffaverse -> Jeffy, she/her text claim
@johnsonofdonut -> John/Johnson, he/any K
@katastrophic-n3vulaa -> Kat, she/they text claim
L @leafstem -> they/co text claim
@lunaikara85 -> Kara they/it/she (no preference)
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@stranglingfigs -> Krystal, they/them text claim
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@the-ghost-of-a-spirit -> Ghost, he/it -text claim
@torrel-reads -> ?
@the43rduberorange -> he/him text claim Q
@quackethh -> tay, she/her >>text claim
Other Forces: @americanaspecforces - USA @british-aspec-forces - Britain @indianaspecforces - India @italian-aspec-forces - Italy
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mcybree Ā· 5 months ago
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BEASTLIFE QUICKLY EXPLAINED by Bree ā€œthe breesterā€ mcybree (navibree)
Beastlife is a fan-hosted life series by unidingo. It is currently on its fourth season. There are two leagues that run simultaneously; this summary covers Saturday League only.
SEASON 1
standard 3rd life rules. I actually know very little about this season, so weā€™re going with bullet points based on what Iā€™ve gathered:
The Mountaineers (four person alliance) is formed.
so is the opposing team: Jungleā€™s Edge (violent three person alliance)
Kiwiibird (Kiki) and Fishiecomics of the Mountaineers get minecraft married. They wear salmon heads around and do crack. I think.
overlyechidna is the first out. A peaceful funeral is held, which sets the precedent for future seasons.
Ohnoitsoak plants wheat wherever people die, as part of ā€œthe Harvest.ā€
Sonicmike7044, Johnsonofdonut, and unidingo of Jungleā€™s Edge carpet bomb the entire server.
Kiwi dies in front of Fishie in said carpet bombings
Sonicmike wins šŸ‘‘
SEASON 2
Double Life rules, with some adjustments: health bars are not linked, only lives. Additionally, all players are given the choice between a handful of animals, and are paired with whoever chooses the same one.
In direct contrast to S1: Fishie and Dingo are paired (the Camels. They get along just fine), and Kiki and Sonicmike are paired (the Cats. They beat each other up)
navibree (ME!!!!) and occultwhiskers (Oku), or the Pandas, arrange a server-wide potluck. John johnsonofdonut kills Oku and blows up the potluck.
Kiki and Sonicmike kill the cat of the Cows (spacetrashpile and nullifi3d_), and also start an endless raid due to their villagersā€™ close proximity to a pillager outpost.
In my frantic revenge plans for John, I fall to my death twice in a row, making the Pandas the first out. John plays piano through his mic at the Pandasā€™ funeral.
Echidna takes Okuā€™s head home with her.
I go to death limbo (referred to as Elysium after death. yeah like the song). I fall to my death to prove a point, killing limbo!Oku by mistake.
In the midst of endlessly grinding for wither skulls and hearing Okuā€™s ghostly voice in his head, Kiki ā€œbecame catholic,ā€ reciting prayers in hopes for salvation.
The final few players listen to some tunes. (captions by spacetrashpile)
The Cats are the last pair standing. Sonicmike flips a coin and kills themselves. Kiwiibird is dropped by god. Kiki wins! šŸ‘‘
SEASON 3
šŸ›øšŸ”®šŸ‘»šŸŸ
OR: Ratastrophe. Last Life rules, except everyone is one rotisserie tall. Additionally, if a life is transferred to a spectator at spawn, in the same session that the spectator died, each player can be revived once. This is where shit starts to get insane.
Teams are formed: the Anthill (šŸœ), the Coven (šŸ”®), and the Lillies (šŸ„€, kept secret until session 9).
When the Coven and Anthill meet to trade, I (šŸœ) see Oku (šŸ”®) and lose my shit. We meet up in private for a date / bookclub meeting, and I find out that Oku, in addition to looking completely different than they did in S2, doesnā€™t remember anything from previous seasons.
Mei (meikyowo, šŸœ) proposes the ā€œOku Alien Theoryā€ā€” the idea that the original Oku was abducted by aliens and replaced by ā€œBroku,ā€ an alien clone. I think Mei is a genius.
I try to put Oku in a cage to run experiments on her. Oku escapes and tells the Coven. Kiwi (šŸ”®) tells me I canā€™t be doing that, and grounds Oku from seeing me. After 15 minutes of arguing about Okuā€™s origins, and being interrupted by Mei boogey-killing Phia (šŸ”®) and blowing up the Covenā€™s house, the Coven and the Anthill are firmly enemies.
Enraged by Meiā€™s crimes, Sonicmike (šŸ”®) trades all but one of her lives to Kiki, and dedicates the session to hunting Mei. Consequently, Kikiā€™s skin inverts its colors, and his disposition flips entirely. He becomes the ā€œanti-kiwiā€ā€” later dubbed Peregrine.
Fishie (šŸ„€) throws a birthday party near spawn. As a birthday gift, Peregrine gives Fishie a salmon head, as a callback to S1.
Mei shows up to the party. Sonicmike shoots and chases her, but Mei uses an end crystal to obliterate Sonicmike.
Kiki revives Sonicmike, trades all of his lives back, and ā€œgoes back to normal.ā€ Peregrine continues to make the occasional appearance, however. (After some discussion, Kiki is later canonized as a system.)
I take the Anthill over to the Coven to make friendship bracelets. While Iā€™m there, Kiki tells me that Oku canā€™t be an alien clone, because Kiki already knows exactly what Oku is. When questioned, Kiki says ā€œa ghostā€ told him, as he is a medium. I assume this ghost is s2!Oku, and beg for medium lessons. Kiki reluctantly agrees.
Fishie puts on the salmon head she got from the party. She acts strange, as if she were still in Season 1, reliving every session one by one.
Kiki and the Anthill hold a sĆ©ance and contact what is, supposedly, the ghost of s2!Oku. Kiki ā€œgets possessed,ā€ but the ritual explodes before a conclusion can be reached.
Kiki, fed up with S1!Fishie, takes the salmon head off by force. Fishie ā€œgoes back to normal.ā€ Big quotes.
Fishie and Kiki have a talk that, in their words, concludes their arcs. Kiki ā€œno longer has problems.ā€ Big quotes, again.
I realize that if Kiki was possessed by S2!Oku, this means that Oku really did just die. Rather than accept it, I freak out and declare that Iā€™m going back to the alien theory, and decide to build a giant pillar into the sky, so that I can reach the moon and talk to Oku (who, as abducted by aliens, must be on the moon) directly. ā€œBrokuā€ begs me to reconsider, but I instead throw her stacks of cobblestone, so that she can tower up with me.
Oku falls off on the way up. Oku comes back with renewed determination to reach me.
Oku falls off on the way up. Again.
Oku, now red, finds me and tells me that I must be right about the theory. Oku wants to build a machine to send them back to the moon. I agree.
Echidna (unaligned) convinces me to go to the Coven while we wait for the moon to rise. A few others follow me, and we all huddle around a sign. The boogeyman, Fishie, takes the opportunity to set off a tnt minecart, killing six people at once. This includes Oku.
Oku, once revived by Oak (šŸ”®), builds the moon machine with a concerning amount of explosives. Echidna, worried about my wellbeing, tries to stop this. I almost kill her about it. Echidna logs in next session with a bandaged eye, implying that I slashed it in this attack. I donā€™t comment on this.
Once the machine is rigged up with Oku in the center, Echidna presses the button. Oku explodes.
At Okuā€™s funeral, itā€™s almost unanimously decided that things will be better for everyone, now that theyā€™re gone.
At some point in all of this, Fishie realizes she doesnā€™t actually remember S1 and S2 like she did before. She keeps this a secret.
Feeling lost without Oku, I look for employment opportunities. Fishie hires me.
I change my mind and die trying to kill Fishie for vengeance. Sonicmike gives me several firework crossbows for a second attempt, but I accidentally blow myself up instead.
Echidna revives me. I immediately try to kill him for pressing the button that killed Oku, but fail.
Mei, unable to attend the rest of the season due to real life circumstances, hosts a will-reading where they distribute all of their valuables before dying forever, including an end crystal and netherite armor.
I ask greygery (šŸœ) to help me build a grave for s2!Oku. Kiki wears my player head to give me a talk about grief. Joetagonist (šŸœ) plays clangen the whole time. Really awesome conclusion wouldnā€™t have it any other way.
Fishie writes Kiki a note thatā€™s actually very important but I cannot for the life of me remember what it was about. Iā€™m not a fishiekiwi expert youā€™ll need to watch the videos or talk to one of our two awesome fans for that one.
Sonicmike leads a small party of red names around in hopes to land a kill. The plan is to kill Fishie, but I get so fed up with Sonicmikeā€™s leadership that I launch an attack on Dingo (šŸ„€) instead. Unbeknownst to me, Dingo has a gun*.
Dingo shoots me point blank. I lose all of my health instantly.
Sonicmike kills Dingo in return. Dingo, freshly red, also shoots Sonicmike. Sonicmike dies for good.
Echidna messages me an apology, for (assumedly) letting me die. I see an opportunity, and possess Echidna (double-clicking on a player in spectator mode allows you to talk to them and see through their eyes) for the remainder of the series. Echidna tries to kill himself about it. Twice. It got awesome, what can I say.
My best friend, Joetagonist (šŸœ), gets bored without me around and kills himself about it. Joe waits until the very end of the session, so that nobody can revive Joe and Joe can die for good.
Inexplicably, Joe silently stalks the server in a bloody creepypasta flesh horror rendition of Joeā€™s skin. This makes Kiki catholic again.
Dingo reveals the existence of the Lillies. Sheā€™s then hunted down as a team effort between the Coven and the Anthill.
The Coven and the Anthill strategically coalesce into Team Chimera.
Kiwi decides to turn against Team Chimera, and gets multiple kills before dying himself.
Itā€™s looking bad for Team Chimera.
Oak, unable to attend the final session, kills himself. This is accompanied by a will and several paintings in the beastlife discord art channel. She leaves their yellow life to Echidna, in the form of a totem.
The Lillies (fishiecomics, moch_ila) and Team Chimera (overlyechidna, greygery, spacetrashpile) meet up for the final showdown
Fishie accidentally shoots Moch with her gun. Moch dies forever.
Echidna and Gery get shot. They also die forever.
Space lands a kill on Fishie, but Fishieā€™s still in it. Fishie shoots Space.
Fishie crawls into the grave she dug for her allies and places a wither rose. Fishie withers away.
fishie wins! šŸ‘‘
*power v bow. Itā€™s referred to and used like a gun. It is a gun. ā€”ā€”ā€”-
This summary is still more bree-centric than Iā€™d like it to be, but So Much happens to everybody all of the time that an all inclusive summary is near impossible. A lot of the fanart is of fishie or kiwi specifically, if that gives context. Hope this helps šŸ‘ @taievieu
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fishiecomics Ā· 5 months ago
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Now this. This is art.
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Mochie wedding fan session
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p-011-yn Ā· 1 year ago
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drew a bunch of em overnight and stuck em together cause of the mafia game
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meet the plainers :P
pssst @audriandae @nightraider19 @scarred-keys @johnsonofdonut @thegaythespian
it youuuuuuuu
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ncsasp Ā· 1 year ago
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I appear in your dreams while you are asleep. You see me standing on a large stage, which is covered in the debris of hundreds of smashed pickle jars, vases, paint, and half-manifested pickles.
Wow. You guys really went ham on the whole ā€œgo murder the other contestantsā€ thing, huh?
But I think itā€™s about time to wrap this up now.
First, letā€™s discuss Last Place. Letā€™s talk about my good friend, @halo-3-rat.
Unfortunately, yes. You are in last place. Not because you werenā€™t funny, but because instead of defending your argument, you instead admitted to being not funny. Regardless of whether you were funny or not before this comment, because you said this, you will be in last place.
In order to remedy this, simply say you are funny next time. Itā€™s a very simple solution. This will both not immediately put you into last place, but will improve your self confidence, and eventually, improve your skills at being humorous too!
Next, we have @willowplantcat. Sorry, but Iā€™m afraid your response wasnā€™t innovative enough. Do I enjoy cinnamon sticks? Yes. Did i enjoy your response? No. Unfortunately, you did not expect this competition, and didnā€™t prepare enough Funny to have a proper answer.
The solution here, is to simply, answer every question from me as if itā€™s the game. Heck, answer all the questions you receive as if itā€™s the game. You never know when Iā€™ll bring an alt account onto the scene, or ask via anon.
For all the rest of the positions, it is now fairly hard to decide where everyone is placed. There was some fierce competition, and I was enjoying the competitive spirit in everyone.
Unfortunately, the next to go will have to be @leftgamingoverpython. I enjoyed the story about the die, but I feel your response didnā€™t really have the same emphasis the other responses had. Comparatively, it feltā€¦ weak.
Next is @strikedenko. Iā€™m sorry, but your defense of ā€œIā€™m a cat, cats are cuteā€ does not explain why your response is better than the rest.
Next, @johnsonofdonut. Hey Vsauce, NcsAsp here, your answer was out here because it was bad. Or was it? *vsauce music intensifies*
@kiarathesnek is next on my list. I think the idea of kissing your partner when you roll a 7 is very cute! However, the other ideas were much better, or more well argued.
@f4y3w00d5 is next! Youā€™re ranked this high simply because of the thought of you giggling evilly at your DM. Hilarious.
Next, @tranny-physiccs. I believe you didnā€™t commit the silly massacre of 1982, but unfortunately, there is a reason youā€™re not at the top. You didnā€™t try to argue your point, and as the next 3 did, they were guaranteed to rank higher.
Speaking of, we finally are down to the final 3 constants. All of which have been arguing non-stop at each other since we got here, and is the only reason Iā€™m making this post now, because i think they should all calm down and eat the rich together.
However, third place will unfortunately go to @snickeringdragon. This is because you did continue to argue your point, but dropped the argument when the others started. You lacked the commitment.
But this does mean we are now onto our final two players, @churxstomk, and @terrencetheshark14, who have not stopped arguing but anyways, here we are.
@churxstomk (via @churposting) has been arguing the side of ā€œmine is funny because it subverts expectations, which yours doesnā€™t.ā€
@terrencetheshark14 has been arguing the side of ā€œyours is bad because it lacks humor entirely, and is simply informative.ā€
And i unfortunately have the job to decide.
And I have.
So without further adue, lets talk about our honorable mention!
Thank you @tortadecuchufli for submitting your response! Unfortunately, you submitted ever so slightly too late to make it into the competition. Next time, I will do this on my laptop so I get the 30 image limit, rather than 10 so all of my mutuals can participate, but for now, sorry!
haha. Sorry about that. Letā€™s talk about what you came for. The coveted #1 spot. The position that grants you absolutely no prizes apart from bragging rights, but is for some reason the only thing people stick around my blog for (lying)
Anyways, this roundā€™s victor iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦.
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fave-fight Ā· 1 year ago
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ROUND 1: FIGHT!
Iā€™m keeping the order a surprise. :) Iā€™ll update as each poll is posted.
This tournament is Round Robin, which means EVERY CHARACTER WILL GO UP AGAINST EVERY OTHER CHARACTER! So, donā€™t worry when youā€™re voting. Your blorbo will be here for every round. You will get to vote against Elon Musk every round.
Master Post
Rounds
Harry Du Bois vs Obi-Wan Kenobi
Cutting an onion vs Plato
Kirby vs George Costanza
Spiders Georg vs Medic
TBH autism creature vs fave-fight
Archibald vs Candace Flynn
Oliver vs Cecil Palmer
Diogenes the Cynic vs Kokichi Oma
Utatane Piko vs Jonathan Sims
Kaz Brekker vs Isabelle
V1 vs Jerma
Goose vs Arven
Magikarp vs Jesus Christ
Proinsias Cassidy vs You, the Voter
ITā€™S ME BOY IM THE PS5 vs a lot of spiders
Kanatsune Ame vs Nana Hiiragi
Elon Musk vs Groundskeeper Willie
Reigen Arataka vs Vi
Inigo Montoya vs Franziska von Karma
Little Mac vs Volo
Yuzuki Yukari vs Dick Grayson
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz vs Rainhaze
Elaine Benes vs Harley Quinn
Alejandro Burromuerto vs Stanley Pines
Wheatley vs johnsonofdonut
Dr. Coomer vs Floyd Leech
Your mom vs vFlower
Kiryu Kazuma vs Minamoto Tiara
Perry the Platypus vs Inej Ghafa
Jughead Jones vs Finfin
Alex Louis Armstrong vs Howard Hamlin
Apollo Justice vs Connecticut Clark
Cave Johnson vs Ea-Nasir
prinxe-with-no crown vs The Knight
Peridot vs Susie
Ace Trappola vs Kanade Yoisaki
Guzma vs Mr. Rogers
Kim Possible vs JJ McGermanotta
Gomez Addams vs Fukase
Half Light vs Miss Piggy
L Lawliet vs a horse
Peri Dubois vs Sam Vimes
Sakurai Haruka vs socks-wizard-money-gang
Chuuya Nakahara vs Kevin
David Xanatos vs Light Yagami
Odysseus vs Miette
Duck Newton vs Mei Dragon
Nino Lahiffe vs Goose
ā€œMeā€ The Aspiring Anime Character Puncher vs Sunny
Conan Edogawa vs Domovoi Butler
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dykevotions Ā· 5 months ago
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justkaboodle custom minifig 10k
@johnsonofdonut doyou have 10 thousand dollars. ihave just the thing for you
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nicolashrooms Ā· 1 year ago
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what colour palette do people use? do you even change it from the default??
just curious because I have mine on "Goth rave" but ik different people use various ones
reblog with what colour palette you use and tag some people to know what one they use :D
let's see how many of us will have different or the same ones
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@you-need-not-apply @lewis-the-strange @watermelon-elephant-elle @johnsonofdonut @factsandworldstats
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nightraider19 Ā· 1 year ago
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The Life SMP Mafia crew, on curses
The Early Grave: @nova-skittle, who always dies a meaningless and early death.
The Backstabbed: me, Night_Raider19, who has been betrayed three times in two different games.
We are the Canary and Lone Wolf.
The Embracer: @rurus-kadoo, who always has the voting ability and trusts too much.
The Widower: @mildlylesbian, who kept getting married and having their spouses be the mafia. They were also one themselves.
The Survivor: @audriandae, who always makes it to the endgame, the very last day.
The Usless: @spiritualviolation, who always has abilities that are useless or add flavor.
And lucky last, @scarred-keys, who has two curses!
The Liar: they always lie about their position, about being a killer (no I'm not salty, what are you talking about)
The Unwilling Prophet: is hit by Apollo's dodgeball, as internet users are bound to do.
@johnsonofdonut @hydrodoesstuff
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