#spacetrashpile

[pixlostinatos]

DAY 14: CATS/DOGS

i figured most people were gonna draw the gatos or the wolves for day 14 so i decided to draw the REAL mvp of the double life season. and her two humans human-adjacent caretakers. shout-out to bird i love you bird

[sonicmike7044]

Beastober day 2: Heart

[boatemlag]

17 from the writing wrapped game?

17. there beneath (the oh hellos) “There beneath the willow tree / I learned a lot about the way of things”

Jimmy dug a finger down into the soft clay on the shore, watching the way the water rushed to fill it in. “There’s crabs in the water.” Pix watched as the soil shifted, carried by the water to fix the hole. “Codfather-” “Let’s get some. We should have them for dinner,” Jimmy interuppted. The moon shone down over the water, lighting the water copper blue. Even in the dark, Pix could tell Jimmy’s bare eyes were wet with tears, too.

send me a number 1-100 and specify its for a drabble :P

[blazeball]

if it helps there’s only one blaseball question so you’re not missing much. the question was along the lines of: “in season one of blaseball, the commissioner opened the forbidden book of blaseball which summoned a solar eclipse. the umpires’ eyes turned white, jaylen hotdogfingers was incinerated, and a hellmouth opened in the moab desert.”

I STILL WANT TO WATCH IT SO BAD. i love when people acknowledge blaseball it makes the last 4 years of my life feel real

[whales-are-gay]

🌽🧇 for any guy of your choice

i'm gonna do sev, my character from my stars without number campaign w my crew from uni

🌽 [CORN] How good are they at hiding and finding their way?

sev originally had the wanderer focus! which gives them extra bonuses on sneaking onto ships and finding passage and knowing languages, but that ended up not being super relevant to the campaign so i swapped it to something else. i have armor that gives me an extra +2 to sneak, which is huge in a 2d6 system. actually, last session i broke into a secure warehouse by myself. it's a lot easier when you're precognitive and can see the guard rotations

🧇 [WAFFLE] Using shape language, how would you redesign your OC?

i kind of already have! i doodled sev in my class notes p much every single day, so they (unintentionally) evolved. i've made them boxier bc they are quiet and reserved (that's just. how i play, i guess.) and also bc people on art fight keep making them skinny so i've been making more art where they're more visibly fat. in the future i'll prob do some redesigns that are less cutesy/roundfaced.

[waveridden]

fell and panic for the wip game?

don’t have fell so here’s a dropped:

“Well, you do, but that’s not what that was about. I could’ve dropped a… an anvil, or a hammer, or something.”

panic:

When he gets back outside, Etho has a panicked look in his eye that Tango knows well. It’s the look of “maybe I can’t actually do this by myself in one day.” Tango laughs in his face, and then he gets to work.

[realnielsbohr]

ben ive been abnormal about jcs for five years now and do not worry it has always been that homoerotic. judas reprises mary magdalene’s love song for jesus in his suicide. he’s like actively and obviously jealous of her. multiple productions have him and jesus kiss on the mouth. and it’s beautiful and makes me insane.

ok thank god i thought i was just crazy. i need to watch more productions because good LORD (hehehe). the love song reprise during his suicide REALLY threw me. AND NO ONE WAS REACTING TO IT?? LIKE AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS HERE???

[fishiecomics]

Now this. This is art.

Mochie wedding fan session

[bad-comic-art]

Extreme Justice (1995), Issue #3

i was told the art in this series would be bad but jesus christ

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submitted by @spacetrashpile

[kayleerowena]

👻 pay-what-you-can ghost commissions #1-4 👻

(for @heidiamalia, @mobydyke, @spacetrashpile, & @intearsaboutrobots !!)

[mcybree]

BEASTLIFE QUICKLY EXPLAINED by Bree “the breester” mcybree (navibree)

Beastlife is a fan-hosted life series by unidingo. It is currently on its fourth season. There are two leagues that run simultaneously; this summary covers Saturday League only.

SEASON 1

standard 3rd life rules. I actually know very little about this season, so we’re going with bullet points based on what I’ve gathered:

The Mountaineers (four person alliance) is formed.

so is the opposing team: Jungle’s Edge (violent three person alliance)

Kiwiibird (Kiki) and Fishiecomics of the Mountaineers get minecraft married. They wear salmon heads around and do crack. I think.

overlyechidna is the first out. A peaceful funeral is held, which sets the precedent for future seasons.

Ohnoitsoak plants wheat wherever people die, as part of “the Harvest.”

Sonicmike7044, Johnsonofdonut, and unidingo of Jungle’s Edge carpet bomb the entire server.

Kiwi dies in front of Fishie in said carpet bombings

Sonicmike wins 👑

SEASON 2

Double Life rules, with some adjustments: health bars are not linked, only lives. Additionally, all players are given the choice between a handful of animals, and are paired with whoever chooses the same one.

In direct contrast to S1: Fishie and Dingo are paired (the Camels. They get along just fine), and Kiki and Sonicmike are paired (the Cats. They beat each other up)

navibree (ME!!!!) and occultwhiskers (Oku), or the Pandas, arrange a server-wide potluck. John johnsonofdonut kills Oku and blows up the potluck.

Kiki and Sonicmike kill the cat of the Cows (spacetrashpile and nullifi3d_), and also start an endless raid due to their villagers’ close proximity to a pillager outpost.

In my frantic revenge plans for John, I fall to my death twice in a row, making the Pandas the first out. John plays piano through his mic at the Pandas’ funeral.

Echidna takes Oku’s head home with her.

I go to death limbo (referred to as Elysium after death. yeah like the song). I fall to my death to prove a point, killing limbo!Oku by mistake.

In the midst of endlessly grinding for wither skulls and hearing Oku’s ghostly voice in his head, Kiki “became catholic,” reciting prayers in hopes for salvation.

The final few players listen to some tunes. (captions by spacetrashpile)

The Cats are the last pair standing. Sonicmike flips a coin and kills themselves. Kiwiibird is dropped by god. Kiki wins! 👑

SEASON 3

🛸🔮👻🐟

OR: Ratastrophe. Last Life rules, except everyone is one rotisserie tall. Additionally, if a life is transferred to a spectator at spawn, in the same session that the spectator died, each player can be revived once. This is where shit starts to get insane.

Teams are formed: the Anthill (🐜), the Coven (🔮), and the Lillies (🥀, kept secret until session 9).

When the Coven and Anthill meet to trade, I (🐜) see Oku (🔮) and lose my shit. We meet up in private for a date / bookclub meeting, and I find out that Oku, in addition to looking completely different than they did in S2, doesn’t remember anything from previous seasons.

Mei (meikyowo, 🐜) proposes the “Oku Alien Theory”— the idea that the original Oku was abducted by aliens and replaced by “Broku,” an alien clone. I think Mei is a genius.

I try to put Oku in a cage to run experiments on her. Oku escapes and tells the Coven. Kiwi (🔮) tells me I can’t be doing that, and grounds Oku from seeing me. After 15 minutes of arguing about Oku’s origins, and being interrupted by Mei boogey-killing Phia (🔮) and blowing up the Coven’s house, the Coven and the Anthill are firmly enemies.

Enraged by Mei’s crimes, Sonicmike (🔮) trades all but one of her lives to Kiki, and dedicates the session to hunting Mei. Consequently, Kiki’s skin inverts its colors, and his disposition flips entirely. He becomes the “anti-kiwi”— later dubbed Peregrine.

Fishie (🥀) throws a birthday party near spawn. As a birthday gift, Peregrine gives Fishie a salmon head, as a callback to S1.

Mei shows up to the party. Sonicmike shoots and chases her, but Mei uses an end crystal to obliterate Sonicmike.

Kiki revives Sonicmike, trades all of his lives back, and “goes back to normal.” Peregrine continues to make the occasional appearance, however. (After some discussion, Kiki is later canonized as a system.)

I take the Anthill over to the Coven to make friendship bracelets. While I’m there, Kiki tells me that Oku can’t be an alien clone, because Kiki already knows exactly what Oku is. When questioned, Kiki says “a ghost” told him, as he is a medium. I assume this ghost is s2!Oku, and beg for medium lessons. Kiki reluctantly agrees.

Fishie puts on the salmon head she got from the party. She acts strange, as if she were still in Season 1, reliving every session one by one.

Kiki and the Anthill hold a séance and contact what is, supposedly, the ghost of s2!Oku. Kiki “gets possessed,” but the ritual explodes before a conclusion can be reached.

Kiki, fed up with S1!Fishie, takes the salmon head off by force. Fishie “goes back to normal.” Big quotes.

Fishie and Kiki have a talk that, in their words, concludes their arcs. Kiki “no longer has problems.” Big quotes, again.

I realize that if Kiki was possessed by S2!Oku, this means that Oku really did just die. Rather than accept it, I freak out and declare that I’m going back to the alien theory, and decide to build a giant pillar into the sky, so that I can reach the moon and talk to Oku (who, as abducted by aliens, must be on the moon) directly. “Broku” begs me to reconsider, but I instead throw her stacks of cobblestone, so that she can tower up with me.

Oku falls off on the way up. Oku comes back with renewed determination to reach me.

Oku falls off on the way up. Again.

Oku, now red, finds me and tells me that I must be right about the theory. Oku wants to build a machine to send them back to the moon. I agree.

Echidna (unaligned) convinces me to go to the Coven while we wait for the moon to rise. A few others follow me, and we all huddle around a sign. The boogeyman, Fishie, takes the opportunity to set off a tnt minecart, killing six people at once. This includes Oku.

Oku, once revived by Oak (🔮), builds the moon machine with a concerning amount of explosives. Echidna, worried about my wellbeing, tries to stop this. I almost kill her about it. Echidna logs in next session with a bandaged eye, implying that I slashed it in this attack. I don’t comment on this.

Once the machine is rigged up with Oku in the center, Echidna presses the button. Oku explodes.

At Oku’s funeral, it’s almost unanimously decided that things will be better for everyone, now that they’re gone.

At some point in all of this, Fishie realizes she doesn’t actually remember S1 and S2 like she did before. She keeps this a secret.

Feeling lost without Oku, I look for employment opportunities. Fishie hires me.

I change my mind and die trying to kill Fishie for vengeance. Sonicmike gives me several firework crossbows for a second attempt, but I accidentally blow myself up instead.

Echidna revives me. I immediately try to kill him for pressing the button that killed Oku, but fail.

Mei, unable to attend the rest of the season due to real life circumstances, hosts a will-reading where they distribute all of their valuables before dying forever, including an end crystal and netherite armor.

I ask greygery (🐜) to help me build a grave for s2!Oku. Kiki wears my player head to give me a talk about grief. Joetagonist (🐜) plays clangen the whole time. Really awesome conclusion wouldn’t have it any other way.

Fishie writes Kiki a note that’s actually very important but I cannot for the life of me remember what it was about. I’m not a fishiekiwi expert you’ll need to watch the videos or talk to one of our two awesome fans for that one.

Sonicmike leads a small party of red names around in hopes to land a kill. The plan is to kill Fishie, but I get so fed up with Sonicmike’s leadership that I launch an attack on Dingo (🥀) instead. Unbeknownst to me, Dingo has a gun*.

Dingo shoots me point blank. I lose all of my health instantly.

Sonicmike kills Dingo in return. Dingo, freshly red, also shoots Sonicmike. Sonicmike dies for good.

Echidna messages me an apology, for (assumedly) letting me die. I see an opportunity, and possess Echidna (double-clicking on a player in spectator mode allows you to talk to them and see through their eyes) for the remainder of the series. Echidna tries to kill himself about it. Twice. It got awesome, what can I say.

My best friend, Joetagonist (🐜), gets bored without me around and kills himself about it. Joe waits until the very end of the session, so that nobody can revive Joe and Joe can die for good.

Inexplicably, Joe silently stalks the server in a bloody creepypasta flesh horror rendition of Joe’s skin. This makes Kiki catholic again.

Dingo reveals the existence of the Lillies. She’s then hunted down as a team effort between the Coven and the Anthill.

The Coven and the Anthill strategically coalesce into Team Chimera.

Kiwi decides to turn against Team Chimera, and gets multiple kills before dying himself.

It’s looking bad for Team Chimera.

Oak, unable to attend the final session, kills himself. This is accompanied by a will and several paintings in the beastlife discord art channel. She leaves their yellow life to Echidna, in the form of a totem.

The Lillies (fishiecomics, moch_ila) and Team Chimera (overlyechidna, greygery, spacetrashpile) meet up for the final showdown

Fishie accidentally shoots Moch with her gun. Moch dies forever.

Echidna and Gery get shot. They also die forever.

Space lands a kill on Fishie, but Fishie’s still in it. Fishie shoots Space.

Fishie crawls into the grave she dug for her allies and places a wither rose. Fishie withers away.

fishie wins! 👑

*power v bow. It’s referred to and used like a gun. It is a gun. ———-

This summary is still more bree-centric than I’d like it to be, but So Much happens to everybody all of the time that an all inclusive summary is near impossible. A lot of the fanart is of fishie or kiwi specifically, if that gives context. Hope this helps 👍 @taievieu

[pixlostinatos]

DAY 4: OUTFIT SWAP

oh you KNOW i had to take the opportunity to inflict buiches discowing suit on a different skyfall member, so why not the possession buddies from the previous season?

[skizz-in-places-he-shouldnt-be]

skizz shouldn’t be in blaseball

suggested by @spacetrashpile

[boatemlag]

17, 27, and 30!

17. Your favorite character to write this year?

(looks at the google docs unpublished draft wasteland) probably martyn. (looming shadow of 23 unfinished wips about martyn) yeah. probably.

27. What do you listen to while writing?

vivaldi's four seasons or jort storm.

30. Biggest surprise while writing this year?

i'm not entirely sure what this means? i don't really think i've had a surprise? sometimes @erstwhilesparrow will leave a comment pointing out something in a fic a wrote and i'll say to myself, "ohhhh, that's so true. that's what is working in this section!" which is less... a surprise while writing and moreso a surprise after writing? i guess?

send me an ao3 wrapped ask!

[blazeball]

welcome to arguably one of the best cases of the entire series you’re gonna love this one

im SO EXCITED im already loving it so far. methinks i will play it all in one sitting

[whales-are-gay]

🍒?

🍒 [CHERRY] Who is your OC's perfect companion?

i think the entire party! we've been trying to do more rp scenes together than we did in our last campaign, and i think it's really strengthening the bonds between our characters. i kinda sorta think it would be neat to ship my character and the sniper in our party, but i don't really want to rp that so i dont think it'll happen.