#johnny knoxville x original female character

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ANYTHING BUT ORDINARY | Chapter Eight

The Jackass gang prepare for a few days of filming stunts at the lake, but it doesn't all go to plan.

Thanks for more amazing feedback! This was a really fun chapter to write so I hope you enjoy it. I also included some actual dialogue from the Jackass show in this chapter and I've linked to the video! Some cute Ell and Johnny moments, sweet Steve-o and Ell friendship moments, and a very sweet part with Bam. Please leave comments, kudos and share if you're enjoying my work!

CW for mention of self harm scars, brief mention of bulimia / alcohol abuse / drug abuse.

Taglist: @lizey-thornberry @babybammargera @zolofts (let me know if you want to be added to the taglist!)

“Your ass is in my seat, move over!” Ehren snapped at Ryan as the van sped down the motorway. It was unseasonably hot for the time of year, and everyone was sweaty, tired and uncomfortable on their way to the next location. “I’m not even anywhere near you, fuckhead!” Ryan argued back, shoving Ehren away from him. On the other side of Ryan, Ell was desperately trying to shut out their squabbling by wrapping a pillow around her head. Today was the first of three days that the entire cast would be filming all together - a first in the entire production of Jackass so far. They were heading to a lake, where a couple of giant ramps had been built for them to do different stunts from. It was achingly hot, so they were all looking forward to launching themselves into the water, promising that they’d do anything just to get in there. Ell was excited to do some more skating, but one thing she hadn’t been looking forward to was revealing her scars to everybody for the first time when she inevitably stripped down to her bikini. She was wearing it under her clothes ready for the shoot, dreading what might be said. “Boys, if you don’t shut the fuck up I will drown you both in this lake!” Ell snarled, sick of their fighting. She hadn’t slept much because of the heat, so that combined with her nerves about the day ahead had made her incredibly irritable. It hadn’t helped that she’d not been able to speak to Johnny much since they’d filmed their prank together. Because of one thing and another, their schedules had been completely different so they hadn’t even been able to talk over dinner. Stephanie had also confessed to her that she hadn’t really been sick that day; she just wanted to get Ell and Johnny to spend some time together, and although Ell was annoyed at her for interfering at first, she was ultimately grateful.

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Jackass Crew Masterlist

❃ Odds Together

Paring: Ryan Dunn x OFC Margera!

Summary: Being related to the Bam Margera wasn't the easiest thing in the world. If Annabelle could she would pay not to be his sister. The only good but also bad thing being his sister was she was also friends with his best friend.

❃Uttermost Lifestyle

Paring: Johnny Knoxville x Original female character

Summary: Some people didn't like the idea of a girl being apart of Jackass and if they wanted her, they wanted her to at least show some nudity like the guys to be entertained. Unlike most of the public, the cast loved and treated her like family despise what people thought of her. They let her do whatever she was comfortable doing and never forced her to do anything she didn't wanna do.

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ANYTHING BUT ORDINARY | Chapter One

Summary: Ell Rose is a famous musician from England. Desperate to break America with her new album, and after the shocking breakdown of her previous relationship, she has left the UK and moved to LA. Soon enough, her best friend Steve-O introduces her to his ‘Jackass’ colleagues, bringing Ell some surprising attention, and, ultimately, a whole new chapter in her life.

Notes: Ell is an original character. The timeline of Jackass is as accurate as possible, however this is an AU where Stephanie Hodge is still part of the group, Johnny hasn’t been married or had kids, Ryan doesn’t die, Bam doesn’t get thrown out of the group. Please take any other changes with a pinch of salt as things may have been altered to fit the narrative. Any other famous people mentioned are as accurate as possible but again may have things changed to suit the story. Any music by Ell mentioned in this is real music as I find that they're a good fit to Ell's story and personality, this is just an AU where they are by Ell. A link to any music mentioned - either songs by Ell or other songs soundtracking the story - will be at the top of each chapter. The story will most likely have mentions of sex, drugs, alcohol, a previous unhappy relationship, mental illness, self-harm, plus the usual injury mentions that you’d expect with a Jackass fic, so I will update tags accordingly. For those here for Johnny Knoxville, I'm afraid he doesn't actually appear in this chapter but he is in the next one so stay tuned!

April 2000. A perfectly nice day. Ell Rose was stuck deep in some songwriting - notebooks of lyrics, screwed up paper and musical instruments strewn across her LA apartment as she pieced together a brand new song. Her laptop was open in front of her, and she’d just received a new email from her record label.

‘Just not quite there yet, sorry’ read the email.

Another rejection - she’d lost count of how many times she’d been told to rework her latest track for her second album.

Slamming her laptop lid closed with frustration, Ell grabbed her skateboard and stormed out of the front door of her apartment, tears pricking her eyes. Her dream was dying, everyone around her seemingly totally against her. She was sick of nothing being right for anyone else, and she wished she had the nerve to leave her label. But if she did that, she’d have to move back home with her tail between her legs. She couldn’t face that, not after the break up as well. It already hurt enough, but to go back and be so physically closer to him again made her terrified. Ell felt so lonely in LA, everyone seemed fake, happy to be around her until they got what they wanted whether that was money, drugs, or a quick fuck. Just like being back in the UK, really. As she skated through the streets of Hollywood all she wanted to do at this moment was ride headfirst straight through a window.

But she didn’t. Instead she sped round a couple of corners to the only other place in LA that she currently felt happy. Her friend Steve-O’s place. She was glad to at least have one real friend out here, and even though he was one of the dumbest guys she had ever met, he was also enormously caring and supportive of her.

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ANYTHING BUT ORDINARY | Chapter Eighteen

It's Rolling Stone cover shoot day, and not everything goes to plan for Johnny and Ell.

Thanks for your patience for the new chapter! Hope you enjoy - I've rewritten it a few times and I'm still not entirely happy with it but there are some BIG plot points and I can't wait to show you where I'm taking things. It's quite a long chapter too - I was going to split it in two but I just think it flows better as one.

TW for mention of self harm, physical and emotional abuse.

Taglist: @lizey-thornberry @babybammargera @zolofts (let me know if you want to be added to the taglist!)

“Hello, I’m Johnny Knoxville, I’m about to be pelted by three shooters with paintball guns for a Rolling Stone cover shoot….Fuck.” The show had become far more popular than the team had ever imagined it would. The demand for Jackass was so high they couldn’t shoot fast enough; their trip to London was still a week away and MTV already wanted to bring the release of the second series forward to February. In the midst of it all, Rolling Stone Magazine had been in touch with an offer of a cover story and an in-depth interview with the gang. Arriving in Pennsylvania a few days prior, everyone had been excited to film on Bam, Ryan, Dico and Raab’s home turf. Most of the team were housed up at another motel, with the West Chester boys back at their respective homes, meaning that it had been a little quieter around the motel this time. However, it hadn’t made things all that much easier for Ell and Johnny to see each other, still sneaking around where they could. Aside from sitting next to each other in the van to West Chester and holding hands under a blanket again, they hadn’t been able to be alone for days now, save for when Ell had had enough of waiting and yanked him into the women’s bathroom at a diner for a minute just so she could kiss him.

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ANYTHING BUT ORDINARY | Chapter Six

A busy day shooting footage for Jackass leads to a couple of injuries, as well as a couple of confessions.

Thanks for all the kind feedback so far! I have lots of plans for this fic so I'm glad you're all enjoying it. A couple of cute angsty Johnny moments here.

CW for mention of self harm, alcohol, binge drinking, injury

Taglist: @lizey-thornberry @babybammargera

“Alright, let’s see…Ell, when we get to the motel, you’ll be rooming with Stephanie again,” Jeff said as the entire Jackass team stood beside a couple of minivans. “Dunn and Bam, you’re together.” “Hey Steph, do me a solid and switch with me this time, huh?” Ryan interjected, winking at Ell. “Shut uuuuup,” Ell groaned, rolling her eyes for the millionth time in two days. She couldn’t help but smirk each time, though. Ell had got to know Ryan - and Bam - pretty well since she officially joined the Jackass gang. They’d filmed a few skits together - skating through pitch black tunnels, and pushing each other around in shopping trolleys - and now the three of them were thick as thieves. That hadn’t stopped Ryan and Bam from flirting with her incessantly, though, and part of Ell was finding it hard to resist the pair of them. Ryan had been particularly sweet to her, and Bam had a cheeky overconfidence that Ell couldn’t deny finding attractive. She also found it hilarious how the pair of them were constantly trying to impress her with stunts, making sure she was watching every time. The only thing stopping her, however, was her ever-growing feelings for Johnny. Johnny had been disappointed to not get the chance to ride in the same van as Ell during their travels so far. No matter when he got there, he always managed to miss out on a seat and had to travel in the other bus wedged in next to Jeff, who was forever sticking his camera in his face, while Ell fell asleep on the shoulders of whomever she was sat next to - Steve-O, Pontius, Preston and Spike so far. (They were all equally gentle with her, but when she fell asleep on Chris he spent the rest of the journey blushing hard). Johnny had missed out on lots of time to talk to Ell, but that just made the moments they did interact all the more precious, catching up on set, or at dinner, or at a local bar. The pair of them had clicked so well, discussing old movies and comedy, and while both of their hearts were urging them to confess their feelings for each other, neither of them wanted to speak too soon and risk making an idiot out of themselves. It was rare that they got to talk without anyone else around, though, making it even more difficult to judge how the other really felt. He was so impressed with Ell’s efforts for the show so far too; she’d even pitched a couple of her own ideas, one of which they’d be filming in a couple of days. On set, he always made the effort to hype her up, and even gave the time to ensure that she was ok if she’d fallen or injured herself during filming.

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mmm'ok so i caved and posted the first two(!!!!) chapters of my johnny knoxville/original female character fic! it's called 'anything but ordinary' and i'd love for you to read it - check it out on aO3 here

i'll probably do a proper master post for it tomorrow when i'm not a total sleep-o but for now please enjoy!

[sunnyie-eve]

1 | Welcome to Jackass

Series: Uttermost Lifestyle

Paring: Johnny Knoxville x Original female character

Word Count: 1.7k

Warnings: None

| MASTERLIST |

"Hey you could be part of doing pranks in public. You don't have to seriously hurt yourself. It's a job that pays better than this shitty restaurant you work at." Chris tells me as I was on my lunch break.

"Are they even gonna want a female as part of the cast?" I ask laughing thinking it's stupid.

"I can talk to them about it. Come on, what does a show of a bunch of fucking idiots need? A smart hot babe." Chris says making stare at him. "I mean it in a good way. Come on, Lex. If I can get them to agree, will you?" He grabs my hands.

"Chris, I can't. Kyle is pissing me off. Then I have to help Caiden out with school." I explain to him.

"Fuck Kyle. And can't your parents help out with Cades?" Chris asks in a whiny tone.

"They're out of state at the moment for my brothers wedding. I wasn't invited and I don't wanna talk about it." I make sure he doesn't ask questions.

"Then my parents will help out with him. They watched him when you came over all the time. Please for me." I knew he wasn't gonna drop it anytime soon.

"Fine, if they agree. Now I gotta get back to work." I leave the table to clock back in.

After work I wait outside on my apartment balcony waiting for Caiden to get off the school bus. As I was waiting I get a phone call. "Hello?" I answer it.

"Hello, is this Alexandria Miller?" The man asks me.

"That's me. How can I help you?" I ask seeing the bus coming into view.

"I'm Jeff Tremaine, and your friend Chris Pontius said us adding you to the show would be a great idea. He says you're a pretty good actor for pranks to be believable and funny. We were thinking of having a test run with you too see what you got. Is tomorrow afternoon good for you?" He asks and tells me all the stuff.

"Yeah, it's good for me." I let him know.

"Okay, great. Can't wait to meet you." He hangs up the phone as Caiden comes into the apartment.

"How was school?" I put my phone away.

"Kyle showed up at school trying to pick me up early. They were going to call you, but I told them your job makes you turn off your phone. And I left my book with the restaurant number here by accident." He puts his bag on the couch.

"That son of a... Hey, tomorrow I have to drop you off at Chris's parents house. I have a new job interview tomorrow afternoon." I let him know.

"Cool, I like hanging out with them. What's the new job?" He asks turning on the tv.

"It's for a show on MTV, Chris is trying to get me on with him."

"What show?!" He gets excited.

"Jackass." I go to the kitchen to start dinner.

"I heard about that because Justin's dad. It would be so cool if your were on tv." He gets off the couch sitting at the bar.

"Well hopefully tomorrow goes well."

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"Caiden, hurry up. We have to drop you off at my parents so your mother can get a job!" Chris shouts for him as he gets things together for the day.

"I'm almost done!" Caiden yells from his room.

"Can I?" Chris looks at me.

"Go ahead." I wave for him off while I open the front door.

"CHRIS! You know I hate this!" Caiden yells as Chris runs out of his room carrying him over his shoulder.

"You know what happens when you take too long." Chris runs out the door with him so I lock the door behind us.

When we drop Caiden off I thank Chris's parents and they said it was no trouble. The whole ride to wherever Chris was taking me, I was nervous bouncing my knee up and down.

"Don't worry, Lex. You'll do great." Chris pats my knee.

Chris and I have been friends since elementary, even through he was the biggest idiot, he's always been there for me. Especially when I got pregnant in high school because my shitty ex boyfriend took advantage of me. Chris and his parents helped me raise Caiden whenever my parents weren't helping me.

"We're here. Since it's a public prank we're meeting in this parking lot." Chris laughs so I just nod my head.

"You must be Alexandria." A guy smiles as Chris and I walk up to him and a few other guys.

"That's me. Nice to meet you all." I give them a smile trying not to be nervous. They all introduced themselves to me and it seemed like half of the cast was here.

"Okay, so we have a little skit but we wanna see how much you can improv without actually knowing the skit." Jeff tells me.

"So free ball it and go along with whoever. I can do that." I nod my head and we high five.

"Let's go for a walk honey." Johnny grabs my hand leading the way to a crowded place.

"Can I have a small hint?" I ask with a small smile.

"I'm your new boyfriend and your crazy ex shows up while I go to the bathroom." He gives me a wink.

"I can work with that. Especially the crazy ex." I laugh swinging our arms.

Once we get to a busy small restaurant with people sitting outside, we stop and take a seat at an empty table.

"What can I start you two off to drink?" The waitress comes up to us.

"He'll take a water and I'll take a sweet tea." I speak for the both of us.

"I love when you know what I want." Johnny take a hold of my hand as the waitress leaves. "I have to use the bathroom. I'll be right back. Love you." He stand up kissing the top of my head before heading inside.

I look around and see a older couple so I turn to them. "It's our one year anniversary to day." I smile at them.

"That's sweet. I remember our one year." The lady smiles at her husband as Chris takes Johnny's seat.

"Who the fuck was that?" He asks pisses off.

"Why the fuck are you following me?" I turn to face him.

"You didn't answer me!" He slams his hands down making people look at us.

"I don't have to because we aren't together! You need to leave." I point away.

"Fuck you. You're gonna regret this." He stands up taking the water out of the waitress hand throwing it at me before storming off.

"Are you okay?" People around me start to ask as I make myself cry.

"Just my crazy ex." I wipe my tears away.

A van pulls up and Bam and Ryan jump out running over to me grabbing me by the arms and legs. I start to scream and fight as they rush to throw me in the van before anyone can grab them.

"Hey!" Johnny comes running out.

"I told her she would regret it!" Chris yells at him in the driver seat.

When we see some pull out those phone to call the police that's when the crew tells everyone it was just a prank for the show.

"You almost bit me fighting back." Bam makes me laugh.

"I had to make it believable. And you asshole, throwing that drink at me." I glare at Chris making him laugh.

"I made sure to grab the water." He wraps his arm around my shoulder.

"Your a good actress making yourself cry." Jeff tells me.

"Told you. That's how most of our life she got what she wanted. Always made herself cry and I fell for it every time." Chris kisses my cheek.

"I wanna do something." I get an idea.

"What do you have in mind?" Johnny asks crossing his arms.

"I need to make a fake baby and someone who will hit me with a car." I smile.

"I'll do it!" Chris throws his arm up.

"Are you sure?" Jeff and Johnny asks me.

"Do you know how rough big brothers, especially when one didn't want a little sister? I can handle hurting myself."

"If you insist." Jeff says so I get things to wrap my jacket around making it look like a baby was swaddled up.

"I won't hit you too hard." Chris pats the top of my head.

"Thanks make sure the passenger door is unlocked so I can hope in because you're my ride picking me up." I smile at him.

"Did the 13 year old in you come back?" He laughs.

"Maybe see you at the crosswalk." I walk off.

"Good luck!" The guys shout out to me.

Once I get to the busy corner I pull out my phone pretending to call Chris. "Where are you? I gotta get home to put the baby to sleep? Wait a minute." I move the phone slightly. "Excuse me, do you know the name of this street?" I ask a woman and she tells me so I say it to my phone. "Okay, great. Bye." I put phone away and as I see our car I walk out into the street.

Chris bumps me putting the breaks on so I throw myself onto the hood then roll off holding my baby as people around scream and rush to me.

"I'm okay, the baby's okay." I groan as a man helps me up. "What the fuck dude?!" I shout at Chris walking around to the passenger side.

"You said this street." He sticks his head out.

"You're an idiot." I get in the car and we drive off leaving everyone who rushed to help confused.

When we all group up again the guys give me I high five. "How did it look?" I ask rubbing my thigh.

"Fucking amazing." Johnny high fives me again.

"Gonna use both for the show so I guess that means you got the job." Jeff says making Chris pick me up.

"I told you!!!"

"I didn't take you as a girl who would throw herself onto a car then fall onto the street." Bam walks up to me.

"Should have seen how she acted when we were 13. She was super crazy. Sprain both wrist trying to do a dumb trick on a skateboard." Chris tells him.

"Skateboard? You can ride a skateboard?" Bam looks at me.

"Is that surprising news for you? Let me guess... I don't look like they type of girl?"

"Yeah..."

"Well I can." I laugh.

"And super well too." Chris adds.

"Hey Alex, Welcome to Jackass!" Johnny shouts.

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Uttermost Lifestyle Masterlist

Series: Jackass

Paring: Johnny Knoxville x Original female character

Summary: Some people didn't like the idea of a girl being apart of Jackass and if they wanted her, they wanted her to at least show some nudity like the guys to be entertained. Unlike most of the public, the cast loved and treated her like family despise what people thought of her. They let her do whatever she was comfortable doing and never forced her to do anything she didn't wanna do.

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14 | Here for support

Series: Uttermost Lifestyle

Paring: Johnny Knoxville x Original female character

Word Count: 1.4k

Warnings: none

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Since that dumb drunk night, the guys refuse to let it go. I swear every second they have to remind me they saw my tits. At least when I had a certain look on my face they knew to drop it immediately or they were about to get it.

"Can we talk?" Johnny walks up to me as I was chatting with Ryan as we all wait to get in the van.

"Yeah, of course." I say making him nod his head and kinda motion for me to follow him away from everyone.  Dunn gives me a look and I knew he was saying, this better be a fucking apology.

As we were a good ways Johnny stops turning to face me, "I know I shouldn't have waited this long to apologize to you about what I said in Japan. I wanted to stop you before you left my room, but I was being an idiot just yelling at myself on the inside. Every day up to now since then I wanted to say sorry but I could never get you alone. Dunn or Bam or both were always right there by you." He explains to me.

"What made you finally decide to ask me away from one?"

"Finally got the balls to man up. I'm so sorry Alex. I was just fucking pissed that one of the other guys saw you naked. I didn't mean any of the shit I said... I only said it because I was upset. I hate myself for making you cry." He apologizes keeping eye contact with me the whole time he was talking.

"I'm just glad you finally apologized. I hated how we've been since then. I miss having the dorky caring you around me. I miss being close to you." I say making him smile. "You must sorta hate me since now the whole cast saw my upper half naked when I was fucked up." I laugh.

"I don't hate you, I hated all the guys cheering about it. They should have respected you a little since you aren't some random girl, you're they're cast member." He says making me get a big smile.

"Well you did. You stayed quite the whole time. Plus Ryan and Bam helped me out afterwards so they respected me." I look back over at Ryan watching us.

"So we're all better now right?" He asks so I just jump on him giving him a hug. "I take that as a yes." He chuckles walking us back to the van.

When we to the zoo to film Jeff wanted Weeman to get bit by a baby gator on the boob but he refused to do it. Since he wanted nothing to do with Johnny steps up to take his place. He takes his shirt off to get bit and as soon as it clamped onto him he screams.

"See, that's what the big ones do. But sometimes they don't wanna-," Johnny cuts Manny off by yelling more.

"You're twisting him! You're fuckin' twisting him!" Johnny shouts before biting his fist. He starts to yell as it gets his nipple so they get it off him.

"Can I get it right here?" I motion to the back of my arm making everyone look at me.

"Weeman how you feeling now? Even Alex wants to do it." Preston laughs as I move to get bit.

"When I say Oklahoma, I'm done." I let them know and they agree. As soon as it hit a hold of my arm I hiss closing my eyes. "Oh, that does not feel good at all." I turn my head to look at it. Luckily for me it lets go of me without having to force it to let go.

"You're bleeding." Johnny looks at it.

"I'll be fine." I say as we go watch Steve-O now that his tightrope was set up.

Now as we wait for Steve-O, Ryan looks at my arm closer. "You took that so well." He moves my arm towards the sun light to see better.

"It fucking hurt. I was acting tough." I whisper the truth to him making him laugh at me.

"You're secret is safe with me." He leans into my ear as we see Steve-O come out.

"There's no such thing as failure, Steve-O. One thing I know is good tightrope walking." Johnny says making us all laugh.

When Steve-O falls he grabs back on deciding to crawl across upside down with raw chicken tucked into his bottoms.

"You got it Steve-O." I tell him as the guys laugh.

Multiple of times we had to tell him to keep his head up as the gators tried to get to him. When he fall into the water he puts the meat back in the aims his ass towards one so it would take it.

"Don't look." We all tell him as he starts to get vocal waiting. As soon as it does he runs off right into a crocodile out of the water making everyone laugh while I take a breath in.

"Why do you wear your pants so fucking low?" I ask Johnny as we walk around so he looks down at himself.

"What's wrong with it?"

"Your dick is gonna show at some point." I laugh at him.

"No it's not and your pants are low too." He hooks his finger through my belt loop.

"Not as low as yours! Your ass crack will show if you bend over mine won't." I turn him around causing him to laugh.

"So you don't like seeing this?" He moves away so I can look at him. Of course I liked seeing his v-line it was fucking hot. "You're not saying anything." He smirks and I get embarrassed so I walk away from him going over to Ryan.

~

"Alex, I need you!" Ryan was knocking at my door so I get up going to open it.

"How many I be a service?" I force a smile because I never get a break from him.

"I have to put a car in my butt and I need you with me." He smiles so I start to close my door on him but he stops me. "Come on, Ri. I need support." He whines pushing my door open.

"I need to get paid more just for having to watch things I don't wanna see." I leave my room following him.

"You really got her to agree to come watch?" Bam says as I walk in behind Ryan.

"I'm here for support." I don't even smile going over Bam's side. "Can he just start now so this will get over faster?"

"I'll probably use all of this before the end of the segment. Uh, what else we got? A condom. Thank you. And, um, a little toy car- blue. It's my favorite color." He shows the camera every thing before setting it all up to go into his ass.

"I gotta get another job." Ed says making me laugh.

"You? Me!" I point at myself as Ryan lubes up his butthole.

Manny ends up coming in when Ryan gets the car in his butt. "Someone help me up. Alex?" Ryan begs me.

"You have lubed up hands that touched your ass, no." I shake my head as he gets up himself pulling his pants up all the way.

We end up having to go to two different places for Ryan's X-rays because the first place didn't have the reaction we wanted. As Ryan walks out of the second place Bam tries making him get to us quicker but he didn't. Ryan shows us the X-rays and we couldn't stop laying at them.

Watching Ryan try to shit the car out was the worst thing ever. "Give me a hug. I had a toy car in my ass." Ryan holds tissue in his butt while trying to hug Bam who wanted to get away.

"For fucksake." Bam just lets him. "Now get a hug from Alex." He gets away shoving me towards Ryan.

"Come here, Ry. I'll give you a better hug." I laugh going up to him wrapping one arm around his neck and the other around his back.

"This is nice." He laughs resting his head on my shoulder.

"Okay, and that's enough now." I move away from him.

"I thought I could rely on you." He pouts.

"You wanted a hug I gave you one. Now leave me alone." I run to my room.

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13 | Having fun

Series: Uttermost Lifestyle

Paring: Johnny Knoxville x Original female character

Word Count: 1.4k

Warnings: jealousy, drunk decisions

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We've been in Florida for a while and yesterday the guys were getting paper cuts on purpose which killed me. I don't see how you could purposely give yourself a paper cut. I hated the accident ones so there was no fucking way I was going to give myself one for the hell of it.

"She has it easy!" Steve-O shouts after we're told our parts for the ending sequence.

"We kinda forgot to make a part that would work for her. This already isn't going to work as it is." Jeff tells him.

"Technically the easiest is Dave... he's just skating." I add trying to make a point. The dude was riding a skateboard dressed as a huge dick with bowling balls behind him.

"And you lay on a floaty in the lake." He adds back.

"Till I have to try land on her." Johnny adds to it so Steve-O gives up.

"This is gonna be a mess." I laugh taking off my clothes so I'd be in my bikini.

"Looking good mama." I hear Bam shout and whistle in the distance so Ryan starts to join him. I catch Johnny rolling his eyes but don't say anything about it. Since that night in Japan, he still hasn't apologized to me about what he said. We've kinda just been dancing around it so we haven't been super close and joking around like normally. Now that role has been taken by Bam and Ryan. Was the constant playful flirting annoying from them, yes, but slowly got less annoying.

"I'm getting launched into the water off that catapult and have to land on Alex." Johnny tells the camera then pans to me.

"Once Johnny lands on me, Rip Taylor is gonna come by going fabulous using confetti and then pull a trigger of a gun that says the end."

We all take our places so I was just laying on my floaty in the lake watching everything go to shit. The closer it got to Johnny I was getting nervous because if he hits me it's gonna be feet first. When he is launched into the air I put my arms in front of my face as he comes down. Luckily his feet go in right next to me but his upper part is his body crashes into me.

I come up breathing heavy because he knocked the wind out of me. "Sorry." He apologizes for that though as he swims over to the boat and I go towards the land.

"How was the landing?" A tarred and feathered Ryan walks up to me.

"Okay. He apologized for slightly knocking the wind out of me." I ring my hair out.

"But he can't apologize for hurting your feelings?!" He get loud so I cover his mouth quickly.

"Shut it. It's not worth it."

"Not worth it? He made you cry and never said sorry." I give him a look so he shuts up. "I'll drop it." He rolls his eyes at me.

"Thank you." I give him a tired smile.

~

"How come every time we have to wear outfits for a bit, Alex looks the best?" Dave motions at me as I skate around backwards.

"Because I'm the better looking one of the cast so everything works for me." I joke going around him.

Before we even start we have some technical difficulties with the fog and lights. "Alex, can you button me?" Johnny comes over to me next to Ryan.

I grab the fabric to bring it closer to button him up, "They should have gotten you a bigger size." I pat his back letting him know I was done.

"You aren't going to fall out are you?" He motions at my chest because I don't care for flashing the camera.

"I think I'll be okay. Plus it's foggy and lots of lights to help hid it some of it happens." I laugh as they finish up fixing everything.

"Let's get going!" Jeff calls so we all get in the back of the truck.

We have some fun but as soon as Preston touches the gas peddle it was hell. We all slide/stumble to the back in a big mess. We all get lined up on one side trying to make it across as he turns but it was impossible till he turned the other way making us all slam against the other side.

"God damn it!" I curse trying to stay up while some of the guys fall. Another turn we all get slammed into each other and I feel a grab at my chest. "Who just grabbed my tit?!" I scream as I finally fall to the floor.

"I didn't mean to. I was just grabbing whatever to stay up." Bam says trying to stand back up and when he does Preston slams on the breaks making him slap the back then fly back cracking me up.

"Your head slammed into my nuts." Chris groans as I move away from him to lean against the wall.

"Sorry." I say as Preston opens up the back.

"God this party sucks." Ryan says causing us to laugh.

"I need a fucking drink." I crawl to the opening and get out by myself.

"I got bitch slapped by the door." Bam gets out after me.

"That looked great so I can't wait to see the view from the camera."

"Did you fall out?" Ryan joins us.

"No, I got assaulted." I joke making Bam shrug his shoulders.

"Felt nice." He chuckles skating away from me as I go after him.

Back at the hotel the guys and I drink having fun but I keep away from the other stuff some of them did. I knew I had to many to drink when I felt myself not caring about how I acted around the guys.

We're partners in crime You got that certain somethin' What you give to me Takes my breath away

I stand on whoever's bed, I couldn't remember whose room we were in, singing into my bottle as the guys cheer for me.

Now the word out on the street Is the devil's in your kiss If our love goes up in flames It's a fire I can't resist I was cryin' when I met you Now I'm tryin' to forget you Your love is sweet misery I was cryin' just to get you Now I'm dyin' 'cause I let you Do what you do to me

I jump off the bed walking around Johnny's chair putting my hand in his hair ruffling it up.

Cause what you got inside Ain't where your love should stay Yeah, our love, sweet love, ain't love 'Til you give your heart away

I sit on his lap taping on his chest.

I was cryin' when I met you Now I'm tryin' to forget you Your love is sweet misery I was cryin' just to get you Now I'm dyin' to let you Do what you do what you do down to me Baby, baby, baby

I get off him going to every guy singing leaning against them as they start to pour beer on me.

I was cryin' when I met you Now I'm tryin' to forget you Your love is sweet misery I was cryin' when I met you Now I'm dyin' to forget you Your love is sweet misery I was cryin' when I met you Now I'm tryin' to forget you Your love is sweet misery I was cryin' when I met you Now I'm dyin' 'cause I let you Do what you do down to , down to, down to, down to

I shake my wet hair as the guys holler for me and get louder at Girls, Girls, Girls comes on as I get another beer.

"Come on, Lex. Give us a show!" Chris gets up grabbing my hand spinning me around.

"She doesn't need to." Johnny speaks up making me want to dance around giving the guys a little show.

Johnny's pissed off face just lights a fire in my drunk ass to piss him off more so I decided to start losing clothes. "Trick or treat, sweet to eat. On Halloween and New Year's Eve." I smile leaning over Bam's shoulder giving him a kiss then lose my shirt.

"I'm such a good, good girl. I just need a new toy." I change the lyrics sitting in Ryan's lap teasing him with an almost kiss but get up to lose the shorts. Soon I was just in in my bra and underwear dancing around the guys.

"I know that look!" Chris shouts as I smirk raising an eyebrow at Johnny. My hands make their way to my back messing with the clip of my bra as I move my hips to the song. Slowly I remove my bra and soon as it was off there was clapping coming from everyone but Johnny.

Once the song was over I rush to the bathroom feeling nauseous. "I got you." Ryan holds my hair back as I throw up.

"I don't know where that came from..." I say in between my hurling.

"You don't usually drink this much." He rubs my back.

"True." I wipe my mouth with toilet paper.

"Here's your clothes." Bam comes in dressing me. "You're really fucked up aren't you?" He laughs as I don't even try to help him.

"Do you really think she would do that if she wasn't?" Ryan helps him dress me.

"I was just having fun. Let me have more fun." I hiccup trying to take my clothes off.

"Okay, it's bed time for you." Ryan picks me up.

"No!" I whine as he carries me out of the bathroom. "Alex, is going to bed." He tells the guys.

"Boo!" Chris and Steve-O complain as we leave.

In my room Ryan places me on my bed and I just lay there to tired to move. "Alex, you need to get out of beer soaked clothes." He tells me as he hands me water but I knock it out if his hand.

"Put her in the shower." Bam picks me up putting me in my shower so Ryan turns it on. I just sit in the shower letting the water hit me. Slowly I start to get sober remembering what I just did.

"Why did no one stop me?" I lay my head back.

"It was a good show..." Ryan says as Bam leaves to go drink more.

"Last time I got that fucked up was my 23rd birthday..." I get up taking my clothes off putting a towel around me.

"You comfortable with me seeing you naked now?" Ryan laughs as I look for clean clothes.

"Yeah, plus I'm still not fully sober." I laugh at myself getting dressed. "Ry...Thank you." I crawl into my bed. "For taking care of me." I close my eyes giving him a smile.

[sunnyie-eve]

12 | Joking around

Series: Uttermost Lifestyle

Paring: Johnny Knoxville x Original female character

Word Count: 1.3k

Warnings: jealousy, misunderstanding, fight

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"You guys really made eyelashes for my panda head?" I laugh looking at it as we got dressed for the bit.

"How else will we and others know which one is you?" Johnny laughs.

"Didn't know, I needed to be identifiable." I say as Ryan puts on his head then does a kind of a skip over to me, pulling me closer to him before dipping me into a kiss. I couldn't help but laugh along with some of the guys expect for Johnny. "I wasn't ready." I put on my panda head.

As soon as my head was on I jump onto Ryan so he holds me up as I wrap my arms and legs around him kissing him. Since it was hard to hold me and have our head fake like we were kissing, because the head took up space, he ends up walking over to a wall for my back to lean on.

"You two gonna fuck in the suit?" Steve-O asks making us crack up.

"Steve-O, they're fully clothed." Johnny speaks up.

"They can fake it too." Steve-O says so Ryan starts to thrust making start to slap him.

"Okay, that's enough." I laugh getting off of him taking my head off to see Johnny glaring at us.

"It's all a joke dude." Ryan tells Johnny wrapping his arms around me kissing me with his head still on.

As soon as we get out of the elevator we start. Three lay down on the steps while Weeman jumps over them on the skateboard. I stand on the other side so he can run into me. He slightly gets Preston's shoulder making him trip and take us both to the ground.

"Dude, your head rammed into my tit." I groan getting up.

When Steve-O decides to handstand down some steps I rush over and slightly pushes him cause him to fall and tumble. As he lays still I run down the stairs and he trips me so I tumbles to the ground laughing but in pain.

"This is gonna hurt." I groan after we talk about what we were doing next.

"I'll try to go easy because you'll be on his back." Johnny pats my back.

"Whatever." I say jumping onto Ryan's back so we can walk then have Johnny tackle us into a store.

"I'll try to soften your fall. If I can't... I'm sorry." Ryan chuckles as we start to walk.

"It's okay. I know what I sighed up for."

"I'm terrified of how hard he's gonna hit us because of us joking earlier." He says as Johnny comes in.

As soon as we hit the rack of shoes our heads fall off. Loomis, Preston, and Steve-O join the pile. Ryan groans in pain about his jaw while I complain about whoever's foot kicked me in the face.

"Sorry that was me." Loomis says as Johnny helps me up.

"Your nose is bleeding some." Johnny tilts my head back.

"Doesn't look broke through right?" I ask only caring about that.

"Looks like your nose still." He tells me so I give him a thumbs up. "But it is bleeding a lot and fast." He says so I cover my nose.

"I think I'm done then." I say making my way back to the hotel and stuff my nose till it finally stopped.

I was laying in bed watching whatever was on the tv in the room but since I didn't know Japanese I get up going to take a shower. I didn't think much because I thought the guys would go out drinking so I didn't lock my door.

I'm the middle of my shower I hear running and someone rushing into my bathroom and getting into with me. "What the?!" Ryan covers my mouth telling me to shut up as try I covering myself up.

"Alex! Where did Dunn go?" I hear Bam bust into my room.

"Dude, I'm just trying to shower." I poke my head out still trying to cover myself from Ryan.

"So he's not in here?" Bam comes into the bathroom.

"No! Just let me finish my shower!" I shout so he leaves my room and I turn to Ryan. "That goes for you too." I turn to face him.

"Can I still hide in your room till he cools down?"

"What did you do anyways?" I ask.

"Broke his favorite skateboard on purpose." He just stands there.

"Understandable... Now get out, please." I smile so he nods his head getting out.

"By the way..." He pokes his head back in giving me a wink and a thumbs up.

"Al- What the fuck?" I hear Johnny's voice so I pop my head out seeing a pissed off look on his face.

"Oh, no." Ryan motions before us. "I was just hiding from Bam." He tries explaining to him while Johnny looks at me disappointed.

"Johnny, nothing happened." I say as he turns to leave without saying a word. I get out wrapping a towel around me going after him. "Would you listen to me?" I follow him and ignore the whistles from the guys.

"He saw you naked and you didn't care." Johnny turns around to face me as we get into his room.

"I didn't give him permission to hide in there! He jumped in by himself making me cover up. You act like we did something."

"You could be lying. Last time you were in a shower with a jackass member you had sex with them. What's stopping you this time? You two are getting close so it's gonna happen at some point. You're already two out of nine... three out of nine soon for you." He snaps at me and my heart breaks a little.

I slap him across the face, "You're a fucking dick, you know that. Incase you forgot, Chris and I never hooked up. So it's still one out of nine, Jackass." I turn to leave slamming his door behind me as I go back to my room.

I walk into my room sitting down on my bed still in my wet towel starting to cry into my hands. I never could have imagine Johnny saying those words to me or think about me like that. I was worried about never losing feelings for him but he just helped out quite a bit.

"Ri..." I hear Ryan walk out of the bathroom but I keep my face in my hands trying to quit crying.

"You should have heard him..." I sob more as I feel a dip in the bed next to me. "You could be lying. Last time you were in a shower with a jackass member you had sex with them. What's stopping you this time? You two are getting close so it's gonna happen at some point. You're already two out of nine... three out of nine soon for you."

"But you've only got with him. You and Chris never did it. You told us." Ryan puts his arm around me as I keep crying. "He'll apologize soon once he realizes how much of a dick he was being." He pets me.

"He should have said it before I left his room after smacking him."

"Why don't you go get dressed and we'll just have some fun drinking in here so you don't have to see him?" Ryan suggests so I pick up my head.

"That sounds good."

He smiles and stands me, "Then get dressed." He leaves the room so I change into the clothes I sleep in.

When he comes back he was carrying a few beers and had cards so we could play a game. Bam was also right behind him carrying more beers. "I don't remember Bam being part of the having fun." I smile at them.

"He told me you were crying and I know I can cheer you up mama." He kisses the top of my head.

[sunnyie-eve]

11 | Ass kicking

Series: Uttermost Lifestyle

Paring: Johnny Knoxville x Original female character

Word Count: 1.4k

Warnings: none

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The next morning I was rudely awaken by Bam and Ryan pulling the blankets off me then a buck of cold water really waking me up. "GOD DAMN IT!" I yell at them getting out of bed soaking wet.

"You would win a wet t-shirt contest." Bam chuckles and I didn't even care.

"I'm gonna kill you." I say through my teeth. "Dunn! Eyes up here!" I yell at him so he runs out first then Bam pulls out a camera taking a picture before following. "You fuckers!" I scream running after them not giving a shit I was in a wet tight shirt and underwear. "Margera, give me that camera! Dunn!" I run into the room where they were with everyone else.

"Just let me keep the picture please." He laughs as I try getting to him.

"No!" I rush after and buy since Ryan thought he was in the clear I stop and grab his junk and twist it. He groans in pain and that distracts Bam so I go tackle him. The guys oh as I straddle him and take the camera out of his hand.

"All you had to do was ask, mama." Bam places his hands on my hips so I punch him in the chest before getting up.

"Alex..." Johnny says my name as everyone looks at me.

"Oh no!" I fake like I care. "Yes, you can basically see my tits though my shirt and I'm in my panties. Enjoy it." I fake a smile then go back to my room to get dressed.

A few of us end up going to a dojo where they would be doing a few bits and I was there just to watch. For Bamboo boo Weeman, Loomis, Preston, Chris, and Steve-O get hurt in the butt with the stick. That damn mark after a few seconds, I really understood the pain they had for a bit. Since Johnny didn't take part in that he ends up getting kicked hard in the ribs instead of the chest which I hiss at.

For Ryan was getting his ass kicked by a Woman's Lightweight Champion and he wasn't that nervous till we got to see her practice. "It will be over quickly so you didn't worry." I pat Ryan's back.

"I could sure go for a Miller High Life." He tells the camera making us laugh.

"Oh, you're in so much trouble." Johnny says as Ryan whines.

"In blue corner...West Chester, Pennsylvania... Ryan Dunn." The man introduces him so we applaud for him. "In the red corner... Double-K World Women's Lightweight Champion... Kumagai, Naoka." We applaud for her too.

"I'm about to get the shit kicked out of me by a girl." Ryan looks into the camera.

"To be honest, Alex would have this morning if she wasn't holding back." Chris adds and I agree with him.

We just watch Ryan get the shit kicked out of him and it was hilarious. "Oh, god, my jaw is like two inches to the left." Ryan says as my phone starts to ring. I slightly worry since it was from my parents since it was late back home.

"What's wrong?" I answer the call walking away from everyone.

"You didn't tell me Caiden was allergic to soy. How could you forget to tell me?" My mom raises her voice at me.

"I thought you knew since he was born?!" I shout at her.

"Well I guess I forgot but you should have wrote it down on his meds list." She snaps at me.

"Mom, it is... What did he eat? How bad is it?" I ask pacing around the empty room.

"Well he wanted some ice cream and the one we had was soy based. We didn't know so we had to take him to the hospital." She tell me and I almost lose it.

"Can I talk to him?" I ask calmly and she puts him on the phone. "Is grandma still in the room?" I ask him.

"No, she left to go smoke." You could her he didn't sound well.

"Did you try warning grandma that something was wrong?" I ask him.

"Yes but she told me it was nothing just that dairy upset me stomach. I told her no since I was having trouble breathing and was dizzy, but she told me to go to bed." He starts to cry and I hear her come back into the room. "Put grandma on the phone please. I love you baby."

"By mom. Love you too."

"You are a terrible grandmother!" I yell at her pissed off. "He tells you he can't breath and dizzy and you have the nerve to tell him go to bed? Did you wait for him to blackout and break out in a rash?" I ask and wait for an answer but she talked too long. "YOU DID DIDN'T YOU?!" I hang up and call Chris's mom and tell her everything and that I want her to take him and keep him while I'm away for the movie.

"Are you okay?" Johnny comes into the room.

"No! My mother is terrible! She could've killed my son because she didn't remember his allergy to soy. She had to take him to the hospital because he blacked out is a huge rash. She gave him soy based ice cream and he didn't know it was. He tried telling her but she didn't care he couldn't breathe. I called Chris's mom to go get him so he can stay with them till we get back."

"Hey, hey, hey. Calm down. Breath before you blackout." He grabs me by my shoulders holding me still. "Breath sweetie." He takes slow breaths making me do it to.

"I just can't believe that women. I should have known because how she was with me growing up. I was never the favorite and really wasn't when I got pregnant with him." I move away from Johnny upset.

"At least you can trust and relay on Chris's parents to take care of Caiden while we're gone." He moves hair out of my face.

"How are you feeling?" I step back as I see Ryan enter the room eyeing us.

"Jaw still hurts. I wanted come check on you. I hear you shouting." He walks over to us.

"Just my mom being a terrible grandmother so I had to call Chris's mom to pick him up from my mom." I roll my eyes.

"She didn't remember Caiden has a soy allergy and then didn't care he had a reaction." Johnny adds to let Ryan understand.

"What a bitch. I'm not surprised because of the way she talked to you that day we ran into her at the store." Ryan brings up so I nod my head as Johnny says he'll be right back.

"Sorry for interrupting." Ryan makes a face walking to stand in front of me.

"You didn't interrupt anything. I should actually thank you for stopping what could have happened."

"No! Let it happen. See what could happen." I slap him to shut him up.

"No. I don't want to be in a relationship."

"Then the two of you just mess around while we film." He says making me slap him upside the head.

"No. That won't help my feelings go away, Dunn." I explain so he nods his head with a thinking face.

"What if you two mess around but you also mess around with others so you don't get attached to him?"

"Others? I'm supposed to find random guys everywhere we go?" I cross my arms.

"Or use some of us. We won't mind. Especially Bam." He joke but I knew deep down he was serious at the same time. 

"That's not funny." I punch him in the arm. "I'm not getting with any of y'all to get over Johnny."

"Easy. I'm already hurt and I was joking." He rubs his arm when I punched him.

"Where you really though?" I glare at him and he makes a guilty face. "I hate you."

"If you hated me, you wouldn't still be here talking to me baby." He kisses my cheek. "Remember that offer." He winks walking away from me.

"In your dreams, Dunn. And Bam's too!"

[sunnyie-eve]

10 | Japan

Series: Uttermost Lifestyle

Paring: Johnny Knoxville x Original female character

Word Count: 1.3k

Warnings: none

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When we got to Japan it was pretty late so I was ready to get some rest but the guys had different plans. I stare into the pitch darkness of my room with a pissed off expression slapped across my face. I didn't want to go tell them to try to be quiet because then I know for sure they wouldn't leave me alone.

I knew I wouldn't be able to fall asleep so I go see what was going on. "Alex, come do this with us." Ehren motions me to come over and I see they had a muscle stimulators machine. (A/N: let's pretend it took place in Japan)

"Why not." I take a seat on the couch with them.

"This is the muscle stimulator." Johnny says with the patches on his face then they turn it on. Johnny whines then takes them off, "On, it hurts my teeth!" He says making me laugh. "Whose next?" He looks at us.

"I'll go. Put it on my hands." Dave puts his hands out do I stick the pads in his hands.

Johnny controls the power and when he turns it on Dave jumps around as his hands close themselves. Finally Dave gets them off as we keep laughing.

"Alex, your next honey." Johnny holds the pads. "Where we putting them?" He asks and I shrug.

"Put them here." Chris motions to his body so I pull the front of my shorts down so they could put it on my lower abdomen.

"Okay, here we go." Johnny turns it on and it didn't hurt making me laugh and confusing the guys.

"Turn it up higher." Dave says so Johnny does but nothing except a few facial expressions.

"What the fuck?" Johnny asks.

"Maybe because I'm used to cramps and I gave birth..." I say so he pulls them off then quickly stocked it to my neck making me yell.

"AHH, FUCK! OKAY!" I go for my neck pulling the shit off. "You got your fucking reaction." I punch the shit out of Johnny.

"I'm sorry." He kisses the side of my head but is give him away as it was Ehren's turn.

After his turn someone had to volunteer to do the gooch and none of the guys really wanted to do it so Dave decided to fill in the spot.

"So during this movie is when Alex will see everyone's dicks." Chris laughs.

"I'm already close with everyone so now we'll just get closer. 2/9 so seven more to go about to be six." I laugh as Dave gets undressed.

Dave takes a few screams before finally pulling it off completely down with it. Johnny ends up sticking the part that was in Dave onto Ehren's face before Chris says let's do his balls.

Chris's yelling and pain was the most funniest to watch that I ended up getting tears in my eyes.

"You're laughing a little bit to hard ma'am." Chris picked up the pads coming towards me.

"Chris! No! That was on your nuts!" I scream crawling over Johnny and Ehren to get away from him.

"I got her!" Johnny grabs my legs while Ehren holds my arms.

"Stop! Please." I scream while the all guys in the room laugh. "Chris, I thought I was your friend?!" I turn my head to the side as he brings the pads towards my face. I use everything in me and kick Johnny in the balls making him let go of me, so I can use my legs to flip myself back getting out of Ehren's grip. "Fuck you." I back away as he gives up.

As I go back to my room and Ryan and Bam just let themselves in, "I kinda just wanted to be alone... I'm MY room." I groan as they sit on either side of me as I laid on the bed.

"I don't think you're going to get any alone time at all while we film for this movie." Ryan laughs pulling me up so he could put an arm around my shoulder.

"Well I was for a second before you two decided waltz into my room." I give them both a look.

"Aww mama's pouting." Bam pinches my cheeks.

"You've got to stop calling me mama, Bam." I back hand his chest.

"I can't like older women, who happens to be a mom. So the nickname works out perfectly?" He pats my thigh.

"Okay but the name makes it seem like there's more than a five year age difference."

"I'm not gonna stop mama." He gives me a quick kiss then runs off so I look at Ryan. "Plus you look younger than me so no one would know." Bam pops his head back in then leaves again.

"Please don't do what he just did." I sigh making Ryan laugh.

"I won't kiss you unless you want me to. Plus I know you like Johnny." He chuckles making me shake my head no. "I'm not that dumb, Alex. You both like each other it's obvious. The way you look at each other. He cares WAY too much about you more than a friend would, Chris..." He gives me a smile.

"So you're not as dumb as you look." I say making him chuckle pulling me closer to his side.

"Have you told him? Or do you two know?"

"We agreed not to. He respects what I want. I need to focus on Caiden and I. Plus he kinda messed it up getting with other girls after we got together. Pretending it never happened." I explain to him as I rest my head on his shoulder.

"I'm sorry, Alex. Boys, guys, men, well we aren't the smartest." He says making me giggle agreeing. "He still likes you, Alex and you still like him."

"I know but I can't. Plus I don't wanna get hurt. I hate dating."

"I feel you, honey but I think Johnny is the best out of all of us. I see how much he cares about you and if you two never work... You will have a friend for life." He kisses the top of my head. "I'll leave you now so you can be alone like you wanted." He gets up walking out of the room.

"Ryan." I get up going over to him. "Thank you for the little talk." I give him a smile before kissing his cheek.

"Love you, Ri." He smiles walking away so I lay back down but I wasn't alone for a while.

"You didn't even apologize for kicking me in the nuts." Johnny sits down laying his head on my stomach.

"I'm terribly sorry that I'm not apologizing for kicking you in the balls." I look down at him.

"What was all that with Ryan?" He scans my face.

"Just talking." I sigh.

"And a kiss on the cheek with a love you." He sits up turning to look at me.

"Are you the only one allowed to have a meaningful conversation?" I prop myself up with my elbows.

"No but I don't remember getting a kiss on the cheek and me saying love you." He crosses his arms.

"I have kissed you on the cheek so the last one is on you. But really we were having a nice conversation to help me out with something."

"I thought I was that someone?" I close my eyes throwing back my head sighing at his words.

"Johnny, I can have more someone's. But you'll always be my number one someone about most things... just not this one okay." I sit up giving him a smile.

"Long as I'm your number one." He smiles making me smile more.

"Now, I wanna get some sleep so please leave now." I wave him off so he chuckles more.

"I'm out. Good night Allie." He walks towards my door.

"Night PJ." I get under my cover.

[sunnyie-eve]

8 | Missing each other

Series: Uttermost Lifestyle

Paring: Johnny Knoxville x Original female character

Word Count: 1.5k

Warnings: none

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"How many different colors of the same top do you have?" Ryan asks about my bikini top.

"Three; the pink one from yesterday, purple, and blue. Oh wait, I think I have a green one somewhere." I try picturing my drawer at home.

"With matching bottoms that we don't get to see?" Bam comes up from behind wrapping his arms around me.

"Yes, with matching bottoms you won't see while we film. I get it the everyone saw me and my bra and panties but doing all this... I will have a clothing malfunction." I explain getting out of his arms.

"At least it's a fun day." Ryan says making me agree as I watch Johnny go sit down.

I leave the two while they help set up and I go sit next to Johnny. "We're good right?" He turns his head to look at me.

"Why wouldn't we be?"

"You know... Ash and the others." He trails off.

"Yeah, you can go on as many dates as you want since it didn't go anywhere." I say like it was nothing but deep down it hurt.

"Because we didn't try to take time." He says making me huff.

"Because when we left London you acted like nothing happened then moved on from it. You didn't take time. So I guess now I do-," He cuts me off.

"Don't you say regret."

"You seem to." I sigh looking into his eyes.

"I don't. I'm just not u- I'm scared... and when I'm scared I do stupid shit." He looks away from me.

"Fine, I don't regret because I don't... but it was a mistake because our friendship is a tad rocky." I say causing him to look back at me.

"Don't say it was a mistake either because it's not to me and never will be. I really li-," I cut him off.

"Johnny, please. I like you too but..." I shake my head, "I don't think I'm ready for anything with anyone. I need to focus on other things for Caiden and I. I'm sorry." I bite on my bottom lip looking down.

"It's okay, I understand." He pulls me into his side kissing the top of my head.

"Alex, come help us." Ryan calls me over to I go help get it slippery. "How are you not struggling?" He watches me slid over like I was skating.

"It's like roller skating or ice skating." I laugh going up to his side as Bam starts to wave around getting ready to fall.

"Bend your knees and quite throwing your arms around." I laugh right before he goes down.

"Help me up." He puts his hand up.

"You're gonna pull me down." I move away as he slides himself closer to me. "Bam no." I try getting away but Ryan grabs me. So me moving around makes him move and fall taking us both down. "Thank god I fell on you." I pat Ryan's chest.

"You're welcome." He chuckles as Bam grabs my ankle pulling me over to him.

"Ouch, Bam. My head." I groan since my head hit the wood when he pulled me off of Ryan.

"Sorry." He gets up and tries pulling me up but we both fall back down.

"You're gonna break her before we even start." Preston chuckles so Bam let's me get up by myself.

First up was Johnny taking the first slide down into the lake. The way he went in was just funny looking. "You're turn." Ryan gives me a push making me go down backwards.

As I come up to the surface I flip Ryan off, "My ass you dick!" I get out running to get up to him but he goes to slide down.

"What are you doing?" Johnny asks as I get into the splits.

"Push me please."

"That's not gonna work." He laughs at me.

"Probably but I wanna try. Come on." I say so he gives me push.

As I get closer to the end I slow down and one of my legs gets over and I come to a stop making us laugh. "I got you, mama." Bam gets on and pushes me over but slips as I get in the water.

"You good?" I ask getting out of the lake so he gives me a thumbs up.

After some time is see Chris covering his junk with garbage. "What the hell?" I cross my arms walking up to him.

"I'm garbage man." He opens his arms up in the air.

After he goes by himself, him and Johnny were going together. "My mom's gonna hate this piece. Me and Garbage man." I laugh as they hold hands them go down. The second time they go down Johnny lays on Chris back.

"Lex, get on top of me." Chris says as he gets on Johnny.

"That's too much." I say for Johnny.

"Get on him." Johnny says so I grab Chris shoulder lbs and the three of us go down into the lake.

"Johnny..." I say as he starts to make his way out.

"Huh?" He stops.

"My top got unhook and I can never find the loop without a mirror." I slowly make my way to him.

"Turn around." He says so I turn my back towards him and he takes his time to fix my top.

"Take your time, Johnny." I huff.

"Sorry. My head was somewhere else." He finishes and we get out.

I sit off to the side and watch everyone keep going at the slide till my phone starts to ring. "Hey hon." I answer Caiden's call.

"Hey mom. How's filming?"

"Okay, just wanna get back home." I smile missing him.

"I want you home too. It's weird not having you here." I could here his voice crack.

"I know baby. You have no clue how hard it is being away from you this long." I laugh tearing up some. It was true, since he was born we've never been apart for so long.

"You'll be home soon right?" He asks.

"Soon..." I sigh seeing Johnny looking over at me then makes his way over to me. "I gotta go baby. I'll call you later, I promise. I love you." I say then hang up.

"Everything okay?" Johnny sits next to me.

"Yeah, just Caiden calling saying he misses me." I use my towel to dry off.

"You're not used to be away from him so long?" He gives be a small smile.

"Yeah." I nod my head tearing up some. "He's not used to it either. He wanted to cry on the phone." I look up at the sky to stop the tears from coming out.

"Go home then. We don't have that much left." He rubs my back.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm also sorta your boss alongside Jeff and Spike too, so go home. I care about you and you miss Caiden." He says making me look at him.

"You saw that a lot." I smile a bit.

"What? I care about you? Because I do." He brings his hand to my cheek.

"You're killing me." I huff.

"You're killing me too." He chuckles. "You have no clue how hard it is to push things aside."

"Yes I do. Your stupid smile and laugh make it hard for me." I lean forward to kiss his cheek. "Thank you, Johnny for everything. Letting us live with you, you caring about me, and respecting me." I stand up going to the van.

When they were done for the day Johnny tells the others that I was gonna head back home tomorrow. Of course the guys were upset I was leaving earlier but they understood because of Caiden.

"We're gonna miss you, mama." Bam gives me a big hug.

"You all have my number so I can always meet up with you guys." I smile at them.

"Tell Caiden we miss him too." Chris kisses the top of my head.

~

I end up heading back home the next day so when I got back Caiden was super excited to have me back. But then Nathan gave me some good news that he got me a small little role in a movie he was playing a small part in too. Also other good news was I could take Caiden with me since filming was in and around Queensland, Australia.

"Alexandria Hunt, it's a pleasure to meet you." I man comes up to me and hands me my script. "It's not a lot but it's more than a background extra." He smiles.

"Why did you pick me just form his words?" I ask pointing at Nathan.

"The acting you did for your first Jackass bit was great and your good looking so it's good enough for us. The plane scene is tomorrow so you could go practice your lines with Lillard." He walks off as I look at the script.

"Have fun with one of your celebrity crushes." Nathan leaves me.

"Celebrity crush? I only like one actor with last name... Oh my god!" I cover my mouth as I see Matthew Lillard makes his way towards me.

"Are you Alexandria?" He asks me and I was speechless so I just nod my head making him chuckle.

"I'm sorry. I just love you and the characters you play." I tell him before we start to practice lines together.

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7 | Jealously

Series: Uttermost Lifestyle

Paring: Johnny Knoxville x Original female character

Word Count: 1.4k

Warnings: none

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"Sexy mama is finally here!" Chris whistles as I pull my shirt off leaving me in my light pink with hot pink hearts bikini top with my tight black shorts.

"So I wasn't a sexy mama wearing my oversized T-shirt?" I ask crossing my arms.

"You're always a sexy mom but a really really sexy mom when you show off." He winks before eyeing my chest moving his eyebrows.

"You're lucky I'm comfortable with you or I'd fuck you up." I wrap my arms around him.

"You wanna fuck me? Okay then." His hands go to my butt picking me up so I wrap my legs around his waist. "We'll be a few minutes! We're gonna go make beautiful love to each other!" Chris shouts out to everyone making me laugh.

"In all the time of knowing each other... did either of you do or see each more than friends?" Dave asks us as Chris still holds me.

"We've talked about that and no we've always seen each other as just super close friends." Chris pats my butt.

"That are super comfortable with each other." I kiss his cheek.

"So you've fucked?" Bam starts to laughs.

"No." Chris and I say together.

"I think the most thing we did that 99% of friends wouldn't do was shower together to save the water that was about to get shut off." I dig into my mind.

"That's the most out there one." Chris agrees.

"So you two have never even kissed?" Wee-man asks.

"We have." We say together as he puts me down.

"Like peck kiss, kiss, or like kiss kiss?" Johnny decides to join the conversation trying to make eye contact with me but I wouldn't do it.

"All above. To giving your grandma a kiss to full on touchy steamy make out." Chris shakes me by the shoulders.

"And that was when?" Johnny crosses his arms.

"Her 23rd birthday." Chris thinks.

"Three years ago." Johnny nods his head walking away moody. I had no idea why he was acting like that last weekend he went on a date with some chick. Then got upset with me when I said she was walking around in barely anything with Caiden in the same room.

"What's the mood change for?" Chris eyes me.

"Excuse me." I leave going in Johnny's direction. "Why so suddenly moody?" I ask him.

"I don't know what you mean?" He turns his back to me.

"Really? Earlier we were chatting and laughing then you hear I've kissed Chris in the past and now you have your back turned to me."

"Three years ago you two were touchy while kissing... and I'm not supposed to be jealous of y'all relationship/friendship?" He walks us away from people.

"What kinda of touchy are you thinking of because it was just this." I run my hands along and and that was it. "And jealous?! There's no need too. You've gone on dates since that day and had a girl stay the night."

"At my house." He adds but can tell he wanted to take it back.

"Yes but it's technically our house till I move out. I help you pay bills, get food and other things when I could be saving to get my own place." I take a long pause, "We're friends, Johnny, and you've been making that clear so there's no need to be jealous." I give him a small smile before walking away.

"What's the problem?" Ehren asks as I stop next to him.

"A little bump in the road with Johnny at home." I making him chuckle.

"No longer in the honeymoon phase?"

"Was there a honeymoon phase?" I ask him.

"Well I can see it. You two are cute together." He pats my back walking away.

Suddenly my ass is smacked and I look at Bam trying to keep a straight face. "It was Ryan's dare." He says as Ryan stands on the other side of me.

"Love y'all." I swing my arms hitting them in the crotch.

"Fuck you." Bam elbows my in the boob making me groan with them. "It's only far." He adds so I nod my head.

When it was time to start filming, Johnny was gonna try to go down the ramp on a skateboard. I knew he wasn't gonna do well so when he falls I hiss as he hits the ground.

"You gonna take part?" Bam asks me.

"Yeah, it looks fun." I laugh putting my hair up.

"Wait." Johnny stops me and Jeff gives me knee pads and elbow pads.

"Really?" I hold them.

"To keep you safe." Johnny smiles.

"I don't need them." I drop them.

"Alex, please just to be sure." He picks them up putting them on me.

"I can skate unlike you Johnny..." He just looks at me. "I'm not wearing a helmet or elbow pads." I take those ones off.

"Fine. I just want you to you have something. I don't want or wanna see you get hurt." He cuts my cheek slightly leaning down till his phone rings. "Ash..." It was the chick he brought home.

"I'm used to being hurt." I take my knee pads off and join the others.

They tell us that they were just gonna keep filming everything then will pick the ones that are the best.

"Ladies first." Bam motions for me to go.

"Alex, put some pads on please." Johnny comes over getting off his phone.

I roll my eyes then go down the ramp before going into the lake, I melon grab my the board while doing a back flip then land in the water. As my head comes up everyone was cheering for me. Walking out of the lake Bam runs up picking me up jumping up and down chanting my name.

"That was hot." He kisses my cheek making me giggle. "Two reasons. The trick and a lot of cleavage." He adds making me punch his chest.

"See, I didn't need padding." I smile at Johnny as I pass him.

We all take turns doing things in the ramp just having a good time. "Alex, come here mama." Bam motions me to go up so I get a head start then run up the ramp.

"What up?" I ask squinting my eyes cause the sun was in them.

"Go down holding hands with me." He hands the other board.

"Just go down holding hands without fucking each other up?" I ask.

"Then before we get in the lake you wrap yourself around me." He smiles and I try picturing it. "Just trust me. If we fuck up we get good footage either way."

I think it over then say fuck it making Bam happy. "Like you said good footage either way." I get ready with him. "We're gonna fail." I just knew it.

"Well fall on me to soften your blow. I'm volunteering myself for you." He says making me laugh.

"Thanks Bam."

We get ready to go down and as we went forward Bam pulled my hand slightly hard making me get off my board then him. We tumble then coming to a sudden stop slap if the floor. In the fall Bam's and I heads hit each other pretty hard actually making me wish I wore the helmet.

"I told you." I groan touching my head as I laid in his chest.

"You got a hard head." Bam groans as some guys come to check on us.

"Me? Your head bounced off the ground then hit mine." I say getting up without help then help him up.

"You guys okay?" Dave asks us.

"I'm good." I shake it off.

"Same, I can say I've had Alex on top of me." Bam jokes getting up so I punch his arm.

I walk it off rubbing my head and Johnny walks up to me. "I know, I know. I don't wanna hear it." I groan not looking at his face.

"How bad is it hurting?" He asks stopping me and touching my head.

"Slowly going away." I remove my hand and he carefully rubs my head causing me to close my eyes.

"How about now?" He asks so I hum. When I feel lips lips against my forehead I open my eyes. As he moves back he gives me a smile, "All better." I break the eye contact and walk away to stand alone and watch others.

I randomly get the dumb idea to try the red wagon after Steve-O failed. "Alex no." Jeff tries stops me as I sit down on it. "It didn't work the first time."

"I still wanna try." I say so he just lets me do it.

"Alexandria..." Johnny says coming up but I make Jeff help me go. As I go I lean so make the cart not turn off like it did for Steve-O. I get up the plop into the water.

"I did it!" I cheer for myself.

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6 | No regrets

Series: Uttermost Lifestyle

Paring: Johnny Knoxville x Original female character

Word Count: 1.5k

Warnings: Light smut

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"Here's everyone's keys." Jeff hands us our hotel room keys after checking us in.

"I gotta call Caiden later." I yawn taking my key.

"I'm sure, he fill be fine without a call for once. My parents are taking good care of him." Chris pats my head as I close my eye.

When I get to my room I wanted to take a small nap because I was so tired but my damn phone started ringing.

"Hello?" I answer it.

"You really leave our son alone so you can film with a bunch of guys? You're a terrible mother." Kyle laughs into the phone.

"How did you get my new number?" I ask him.

"Easy, babe. Why didn't you let me watch him while you were gone? I could just go visit him."

"You go anywhere near my son..." He cuts me off.

"Our son. We made him." He laughs more.

"Leave him alone, Kyle. Please." I beg him.

"I'll think about it." He hangs up and I leave my room going next door to Johnny's knocking on it.

"What's wrong?" He sees my eyes tearing up and by how I was knocking on his door.

"Kyle called me. He got my new number some how and he was talking about Caiden." I pass him going into his room sitting on his bed. "I should have just brought him with me. What if he tries to go near him while we're gone?" I start to panic.

"Hey, Caiden is okay. He's gonna be fine. Chris's parents promised to keep a close eye on him. Remember they drop him off and pick him up from school. Plus Caiden knows he can't go out the whole time we're gone." Johnny sits next to me grabbing my hands.

"I'm a terrible mother for leaving him alone. Kyle is right for once." I stand up pacing around with my hands shaking. "What if he finds where they live and breaks in at night? What if he takes him. What if..." I'm cut off my Johnny's lips on mine.

"Aly, Caiden is going to be alright, trust me. Kyle isn't dumb enough to pull any of that because he knows the consequences. If we need to, we'll call the school and tell them Caiden has to be homeschooled till we get back." He holds my face before pulling me into his chest.

"Johnny, you need a shower." I slightly laugh as I remove myself from him.

"That bad?" He asks so I nod my head. "Wait, how did he know when to call you?" He asks making a good point.

"Don't think that please because then that's worst because that means he's been following us." I tell him.

"You're staying near me until we're sure. After my shower I'll walk you next door to your room." He goes the the bathroom.

I turn on the tv and lay down on the bed while he showers. "Who is it?" Johnny asks as there was a knock at his door. "Aly will you see?" He asks me.

"I'm asleep." I say with my eyes closed.

"Fine, I'll get it. Ignore my ass out." He says making me slightly chuckle.

"Whoo, it's the Party Boy!" I hear Chris come in and Johnny starts to laugh nonstop.

"Come on, I'm trying to take a shower. Why'd I open the door? Thanks a lot Alex." I hear Johnny say back in the shower.

"Again, I'm sleeping." I say as a wet Party Boy jumps on top of me.

"Time to wake up." He gets off me bump his butt on me so I slap it hard making him shout.

"Why are you even in here?" He asks still bumping his butt on me.

"Personal reason." I give him a look so he says no more filming and gets serious with me.

"What happened?" He asks as the crew leaves.

"Kyle called me talking about Caiden and seeing him but Johnny said how did he know when to call me. So he thinks he's following us." I keep it short.

"We need to talk to the front desk later. Just stay in here." Chris leaves the room.

I get up going to the bathroom since I had to pee, "I'm going pee real quick." I tell Johnny and he says okay.

"Can I ask you a question?" I ask him.

"Is that the question?" He laughs.

"One of two, I guess." I flush the toilet.

"Sure ask me."

"Why did you kiss me to cut me off from my ranting?" I lean against the counter.

"Why did you kiss me that day when I was going to give Kyle shit?" He asks.

"I had to stop you some how since you wouldn't listen to me." I look at myself in the mirror.

"I had to stop you from getting too worried about Caiden." He pokes his head out so I nod my head looking at him through the mirror.

"What about those few other times we keep avoiding to talk about since that one?"

"You said two questions not three." He gives a half smile.

"See avoiding." I sigh going to leave but his wet hand grabs my arm pulling me over to him.

"I thought it was obvious why I do this." He leans down kissing me. His arm wraps around my waist pulling me into the shower so I step over the side.

He deeps the kiss pulling me closer to him as my clothes start to get wet from the water running. His hands seem to explore over my wet clothes as I placed my hands on his chest.

As he kissed me with a fierce hunger, I remove my hands from his chest to remove my wet clothes before they got super wet making it harder to get rid of. Johnny helped me till I was down to nothing. He eyes my body before looking into my eyes pulling me back in for a heated kiss. His hands now exploring much more now that my clothes were off while my hands went to his wet hair.

"Fuck." I moan as I feel him getting hard. Johnny searches my face reading my eyes making him smile before crashing his lips against mine once again.

His hand holding onto the back of my neck moved to under my thigh to try and lift me slightly before stopping. "Are you sure? I wanna make sure your comfortable with this and everything." He asks so give him a gentle kiss.

"I'm comfortable with you and I trust you. I'm extremely nervous though since this is my first time actually being here during it. I never got with anyone since that night with Kyle." My voice shakes.

"I'll take good care of you." He enters me slowly holding me steady as I winch. "You alright?" He asked, again, searching my eyes for any sign to stop.

"I'm alright." I kissed him and rocked against him to signal that I was okay to just go for it.

I gripped onto him tightly as he thrusted in and out of me. We tried to keep our volume low so the others won't hear us in their rooms or incase they were outside the room.

I leaned against the wall to try and give us both some more stability as Johnny pounded into me harder and faster. I was edging close to climax as he picked up his pace and I could tell with every thrust that he was too.

"Fuck." He cussed under his breath as I dug my nails into his shoulders.

I let my head rest against the wall as I shook, squeezing my eyes shut as I started to pulse around him. The sensation of me finishing encouraged his own shortly after letting him rest his head in the crook of my neck.

We both just stand there under the water catching our breaths. "Don't worry, I take birth control." I sigh making him chuckle.

"Yeah, we're already busy with the ones we have." He stands up straight looking down at me. He brings his hand up to my face cupping my cheek staring to smile.

"What?"

He doesn't say anything just leaning down give me a sweet passionate kiss. "It's crazy how much you meant to me so quickly when we started getting close." He runs his hand through my wet hair, which thankfully wasn't knotted or it would be awkward.

"Are you going to regret this?" I ask nervously.

"No, I won't because this meant a lot to me." He says making me smile.

"Why so?"

"I could tell how scared you were, and you felt comfortable and trusted me." He turns off the shower getting out handing me a towel.

"Are you going too?"

"No, because this meant a lot to me too. As you said, I felt comfortable and trusted you. I let my walls down finally since you took my mind off of my fear from my past." I wrap the towel around my body.

"Now what?"

"I don't know. Just see what happens over time because shit happens if you move too fast." I tell him as there was a knock at the door.

"Give me a minute! I'll get you something of mine." He leaves get something for me as he gets dressed quickly.

He shuts the bathroom door so I can get changed alone. "Where's Alex?" I hear Chris as I get dressed.

"She decided to jump in the show when I got finished so she's changing into some of my clean clothes at the moment tell she can go to her room."