#johnny knoxville x ofc

[thepeachyouhadtopick]

ANYTHING BUT ORDINARY | Chapter One

Summary: Ell Rose is a famous musician from England. Desperate to break America with her new album, and after the shocking breakdown of her previous relationship, she has left the UK and moved to LA. Soon enough, her best friend Steve-O introduces her to his ‘Jackass’ colleagues, bringing Ell some surprising attention, and, ultimately, a whole new chapter in her life.

Notes: Ell is an original character. The timeline of Jackass is as accurate as possible, however this is an AU where Stephanie Hodge is still part of the group, Johnny hasn’t been married or had kids, Ryan doesn’t die, Bam doesn’t get thrown out of the group. Please take any other changes with a pinch of salt as things may have been altered to fit the narrative. Any other famous people mentioned are as accurate as possible but again may have things changed to suit the story. Any music by Ell mentioned in this is real music as I find that they're a good fit to Ell's story and personality, this is just an AU where they are by Ell. A link to any music mentioned - either songs by Ell or other songs soundtracking the story - will be at the top of each chapter. The story will most likely have mentions of sex, drugs, alcohol, a previous unhappy relationship, mental illness, self-harm, plus the usual injury mentions that you’d expect with a Jackass fic, so I will update tags accordingly. For those here for Johnny Knoxville, I'm afraid he doesn't actually appear in this chapter but he is in the next one so stay tuned!

April 2000. A perfectly nice day. Ell Rose was stuck deep in some songwriting - notebooks of lyrics, screwed up paper and musical instruments strewn across her LA apartment as she pieced together a brand new song. Her laptop was open in front of her, and she’d just received a new email from her record label.

‘Just not quite there yet, sorry’ read the email.

Another rejection - she’d lost count of how many times she’d been told to rework her latest track for her second album.

Slamming her laptop lid closed with frustration, Ell grabbed her skateboard and stormed out of the front door of her apartment, tears pricking her eyes. Her dream was dying, everyone around her seemingly totally against her. She was sick of nothing being right for anyone else, and she wished she had the nerve to leave her label. But if she did that, she’d have to move back home with her tail between her legs. She couldn’t face that, not after the break up as well. It already hurt enough, but to go back and be so physically closer to him again made her terrified. Ell felt so lonely in LA, everyone seemed fake, happy to be around her until they got what they wanted whether that was money, drugs, or a quick fuck. Just like being back in the UK, really. As she skated through the streets of Hollywood all she wanted to do at this moment was ride headfirst straight through a window.

But she didn’t. Instead she sped round a couple of corners to the only other place in LA that she currently felt happy. Her friend Steve-O’s place. She was glad to at least have one real friend out here, and even though he was one of the dumbest guys she had ever met, he was also enormously caring and supportive of her.

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[lexaknoxville]

ᴜɴᴅᴇʀɴᴇᴀᴛʜ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ - Johnny Knoxville

“𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞.” - 𝐍𝐨 𝐃𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐭

pairing(s) | Johnny Knoxville x fem!reader

summary | just headcanons on meeting/getting asked out by Knoxville

warnings | cussing, maybe suggestive content? I think that’s about it!

REQUESTS ARE OPEN! MASTERLIST!

• I think it was definitely one of those “She fell first, he fell harder” situations

• I want to say you guys met through a mutual friend or maybe you worked on the Jackass Crew

• for now I’m gonna say you worked on the crew

• Naturally you knew who he was, and naturally you were attracted to him (who wouldn’t be)

• It took a chance meeting for him to really notice you tho

• let’s say you got dragged into a stunt, or you were helping him after he got hurt. It was most likely something like that

• after that initial meeting Pj was just like “yep, she’s the one.” and made it his personal mission to get you to himself

• It took the rest of the cast noticing his little crush and bugging him about it for him to actually act on it though

“she’s totally hot man, if you don’t ask her out I will” - steve-o probably

“I can see your boner from here Knoxville” - bam probably

“Little lover boy has a crushhh. Want me to talk to her for you?” - Dunn maybe

• all of the dickhead behavior from his friends finally convinced him to ask you. Now I see this going one of two ways.

1. Him always finding an excuse to come to your office/work station so he can bug you, then eventually work up the courage

2. the cast/crew are at a bar after shooting one day and he’s a little buzzed. He finally grows a pair and comes up to you.

• either way! You’re like “Oh! yes!”

THEN YOU LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

kidding.

• yall went on a cute little date somewhere and he was pleasantly surprising!

• he dropped the whole jackass persona and the sweet southern boy came out

• he was laying the nicknames on thickkkk. His shit definitely had you squirming.

• Baby, Babydoll, Sweetheart, Dollface, Pretty Girl. Those are definitely his favorites! (they’re your favorites too…)

• walked you to your front door after the date, AND snuck a little kiss in. He was kinda flustered so after the kiss he was like “I had fun doll, see you at work!” and scurried off to his car LMAO

•. You were FREAKING OUTTT. like “holy fuck holy fuck he kissed me” but quickly collected yourself and shouted bye back to him

• definitely the kind of asshole to do the whole jump and shout after you got inside. Do yall know what I’m talking about 😭 like the whole “woo hoo!” and celebration dance cause the date went well LMAOOO

• ofc you’re watching from your window, it wasn’t embarrassing though because it’s him, it was more endearing than anything.

OKOK THATS ALL I HAVE FOR NOW IM SORRY! SEND REQUESTS 😚

[sunnyie-eve]

Jackass Crew Masterlist

❃ Odds Together

Paring: Ryan Dunn x OFC Margera!

Summary: Being related to the Bam Margera wasn't the easiest thing in the world. If Annabelle could she would pay not to be his sister. The only good but also bad thing being his sister was she was also friends with his best friend.

❃Uttermost Lifestyle

Paring: Johnny Knoxville x Original female character

Summary: Some people didn't like the idea of a girl being apart of Jackass and if they wanted her, they wanted her to at least show some nudity like the guys to be entertained. Unlike most of the public, the cast loved and treated her like family despise what people thought of her. They let her do whatever she was comfortable doing and never forced her to do anything she didn't wanna do.

[b4mpyre-k1zz3s]

First!!! Ofc you don’t have to write this if it makes you uncomfortable!

Johnny Knoxville x gn!reader where reader is actually in a relationship with bam for a while and they sorta stay on set while they film something for jackass. The relationship is good at first but the rest of the crew starts to see it go down hill (doesn’t have to turn abusive or anything intense unless you want to I don’t mind either way). Reader is good friends with everyone but it’s kind of obvious that R and Johnny are pretty close. Johnny sees how reader is struggling and comes to comfort them when something shitty happens with Bam, and they end up getting together. (Maybe it’s when Bam gets fired or for the early era/story sake just leaves set)

Heat

An end to a friendship and the beginning of a new romance. As Y/N’s love for Bam smolders, the fire in their heart burns hot for Johnny.

Johnny Knoxville X Gn!Reader, Bam Margera X Gn!Reader

(Fluff, Angst)

2.8k Words

Warnings: Very suggestive content, very crude language, flirting, jealousy, wound care, fights, drinking, kissing

An: Thank you so much for this request!!! Honestly I think this is maybe one of the best things I’ve ever written! XD Troubled relationships are a very interesting topic to delve into and I had a total blast with this one! I am on a writing kick so keep the requests coming! :D

Bam pulled you closer on his lap as you sat under the shade of a tree in between filming stunts. His skin was sticky with sweat, but so was yours, so you didn’t mind, adhering together in the thick Louisiana humidity. The guys all sat around, shooting the shit. Sweat ran down Steve’s head and into his eyebrows as he patted Johnny on the back like how you pet a big dog, “Dude! You took that like a champ!” Rubbing the back of his neck, the sun reflected off of Johnny’s glasses as he leaned his head to the side, his pretty bone structure highlighted by the sun’s golden glow, “Yeah- i'm still kind rattled from that one if I’m bein’ honest…” You chuckled as your boyfriend put the edge of the bottle to his lips, taking a swig of his beer.

Swallowing, he reached a hand around to the back of your head, grabbing your hair and roughly pulling you into a kiss. His lips were soft, but his tongue tasted like stale beer and cigarettes as he shoved it into your mouth, your teeth almost touching. Bam bit your lip just a little harder than comfortable, licking at the raw skin he exposed as he held you there. It was rough but lazy and painfully slow, making your brain buzz in the humidity. Pulling away, he grinned, pressing his forehead against yours.

He kissed you like this all the time, and you loved it. But this time, you found your eyes were still on Knoxville, and even though you couldn’t see his, you knew he was looking back at you. Johnny was your friend- when you were on set, all the guys were- but there was something about the way he looked at you that made you want to stare back at him for a little longer.

Of course, it would take Bam a while, given how self absorbed he was, but he would start to notice the little things. Like how Johnny would always show up on set with his little Starbucks coffee, and how he’d always buy you a cup too, or how you started to stand just a little too close to Johnny every now and then. The jovial laughs, the silly banter- the pining.

You lobstered in the sun, while pretty much everyone else tanned like Greek gods who were too good for SPF. Jeff, who had a similar dermatological predicament as you, came up to you on set one day, about an hour in the sun away from looking like he should be fed to a python. “Y/N- Think you could grab some sunscreen from the trailer fr’me?” Squinting in the sun, you nodded. It wasn’t even a week into filming and you had already started peeling, so it wasn't an awful idea. Leaning over your shoulder, Johnny grinned, his broad torso pressed against your back. His low voice had a smirking, suggestive tone to it, “Yeah. Why don’t I come with you?”

“I think Y/N’s fine.” Bam sighed, stepping in front of you out of nowhere. You said nothing while Johnny made it out to be a big joke like he always did, “Aww, c’mon Bam. I mean, I could even get you some for you…” The teasing tone in his voice made Bam even redder, but he tried to play it cool in front of you, “No way. You’d probably jizz in it anyway.” Bam put an arm around your shoulders, tugging you closer with enough force to make you stumble a little. Johnny's eyebrow twitched before he cracked a grin, “You know, that’s not too bad an idea. I think I'll keep that in mind!”

As you two walked away, Johnny went back to sit with the other guys in the grass. He grabbed a beer from Chris, staring out at the tree line. You and Bam had been together for almost half a year, and from what anyone could see, everything had been just fine so far- just peachy. Sure, he got a little too into the PDA stuff sometimes, which the guys would always childishly gag and roll their eyes at, but that was it. As of the past few weeks however, it really seemed to be going downhill- anyone with eyes could see that. Answering nobody but hearing everything, Steve piped up to Johnny, “I dunno, man.” He took a drawl, “S’got some kinda stick up his ass about you- Bam ‘gettin all territorial.”

“Yeah, no shit. But, I mean- it’s not like we’re fucking in the porta potties. Y/N and I are friends!” Johnny knew how you felt about him, and he especially knew how he felt about you since this whole ordeal started, but it really didn’t sound good to say it out loud like that . “Oh Cmon, they’re totally into you!” Chris, always positive, mentioned, “I mean, who wouldn’t be? I’d fuck you in the porta potty!” Chucking, Johnny sheepishly nodded, “Well, thank you, Pontius- that’s real sweet.” Ashing his cig into a dented, empty beer can, Steve sighed, “You know, if it was me, and Y/N told me they were sick of Bam’s gherkin pickle dick…I mean, I’d hit that.”

Whenever you were on set, you were usually designated as the in house nurse because you were the only one trusted to not try to get drunk from rubbing alcohol. It wasn’t like you really minded it either, but it could get a little awkward whenever any pants needed to be dropped. This was one of those situations.

Grimacing, you stared at Bam’s ass, unsure about how to approach it. The raised lines of dick shaped burn stood out from the angry pink skin of his butt, heat still radiating off of it onto the back of your hand. He groaned, bent over a folding table as you examined him, almost scared to touch it. “I- I don’t even know what to do with this…”

“Just disinfect the thi- agh! Bitch!” He groaned as you poured alcohol on the wound. His head hit the table as you wound up a pad of gauze, pressing it against his burn. Bam’s belt buckle clinked as he stood up, pulling up his black boxers and turning to face you, his pants still undone. There was an air of tension as he leaned back against the table.

“I’ve seen you eyeing Knoxville.” Annunciating every word nice and slow, he stared up at you with a look you only see in Kubrick films. “…What?” You were thrown off, especially after what you had just done for him. I mean, who confronts you after you just bandaged their ass? He grinned mockingly, “Don’t think I don’t see you. I’m not blind, Y/N.” He leaned toward you, his lips almost touching yours as he made eye contact that could kill, “Knock it off.”

Of course, Johnny would hear about this. You’d stopped talking to Bam about how you felt a while ago. Johnny seemed to listen to you better than Bam ever did, and that kinda made you feel sick. Sure, you weren’t screwing, but what you were doing was arguably worse. Of course, it wasn't like he was your therapist- he’d recommend you Johnny Cash songs and you’d tell him ideas you had for cool stunts, but whatever it was you had, it was definitely genuine.

So Johnny came up to him on set like he would any other time he had something to ask him, “Hey, Bam. You gotta sec?” He said nothing. Johnny continued, “I heard about that thing with Y/N earlier.” This got his attention. Bam turned around to him swiftly, “What?” In comparison to him, Johnny seemed totally collected, taking a step back as Bam jutted a finger in his direction, “Did they say anything to you?”

“I just mean-“ He wasn’t having any of this, “You know what? You need to stay the fuck away from them.” He squared off, like a wolf defending his territory, “If you care so damn much, why don’t you just date’em already? Clearly you don’t give a shit they’re mine.” And just like that, he stormed off. Of course, Bam was usually pissy, but he wasn’t usually this pissy- but who could blame him?

The bar top was sticky as you leaned your forearms against it, sighing. Your boyfriend invited you to come out with him, and since the moment you stepped through the door, he hadn’t said a word to you. He’d spent the whole night laughing and chatting with his buddies like you weren’t even there. A fire burnt in your stomach, nauseating you as you chased it with your beer. You seethed quietly, staring daggers into the back of his head.

“Bam.” Trying your best to sound polite, you vied for his attention. He paid you no mind, so you spoke up a little louder to be heard over the commotion of the bar, “Bam!” Oh, now he was ignoring you. The rage inside you bubbled, the kind that made your head buzz. Getting even louder, you nearly yelled, “Bam!!”

“What?!” He whipped his head around like he had any right to be mad. “Are you serious? You are such an asshole!” As you stood up from your stool, Bam shot you a look like you were crazy, “Me, an asshole? What the fuck!” The yellowing lights of the bar made his eyes even greener as he glared at you, standing over him. “You know what? I- I can't believe you! Three hours- three fucking hours and I don’t hear a word from you!” At this point, all of his buddies had gone silent, as did a good chunk of the bar. Bam pinched the space between his eyebrows, sighing, “God- do you ever stop complaining?” Fuming, you threw your hands up exhausted, shaking your head. Standing up, Bam got about an inch from your face with a snarl.

He was so close you could feel his breath hot on your face as he spat his words, “If I wanted you’t mouth off at me, I would’ve just jiggled my zipper.” Staring into his irate gaze, you couldn’t see what you ever saw in him. He was a manchild.

And that’s what led you to lean against the rough brick in the alley next to the bar, your face burning in the cold night air. Sticking a cigarette between your teeth, the flame of your lighter shivered violently, making any attempts to light it futile. You felt the heat from inside caress your skin as the door opened, a tall figure standing next to you. He spoke in a familiar, sweet accent as he held out his hand to you, “Lemme get that.”

Cupping his hand around the flame, Johnny leaned down close to you as he flicked it, amber light cascading onto his wide palms. Your eyes flitted up to him as you took a drag, pulling away. “Didn’t think I’d see you out here, Knoxville.” He chuckled, leaning back against the wall next to you, “What? Is it cause I’m asthmatic?” You took a drawl. “Yeah. Sure.”

He sighed, looking away from you as he pulled out a napkin from his pocket and passed it to you. It was crumpled, but as you unfolded it, you noticed that the blue ink scrawled on it was still wet and half smeary. “What is this- your number?” You squinted, trying to read it under the dim light of a half burnt out street lamp.

Glancing up at him, you saw Johnny with a genuine expression of concern, his eyebrows slightly furrowed. He noticed your wide eyes and covered up his worry with a wry, infectious grin. “I- I mean, he’s an asshole but that’s excessive- even for him.” Smiling at him, you shoved it in your pocket. “Thanks.”

Johnny was so charismatic that his personality walked in the room half a second before he did, or in this case, up to the craft services table. He stuffed the last half of a granola bar in his face, finishing his story about his trip to the bar a few nights ago, “So, after I changed my pants, I go back to the bar, and Jeff does it again- pisses down the other leg! At that point, I just kinda gave up.” You raised an eyebrow, eyeing his dickies, “So that’s why you smell like that?” Snickering, he rationalized, “I mean- if I change ‘em again, I figure he’s just gonna do it on set!”

Fanning yourself with your hand, you felt a bead of sweat roll between your shoulder blades as you laughed, the heat of filming in Louisiana all too familiar. Johnny tossed his jacket over his shoulder, wiping his brow with the back of his hand, “If it ain’t 90 in the shade..” Your eyes wandered over to him. The sun shone off of his tan, glistening skin like a tall boy can with condensation, his muscles flexing. You never noticed before, but the shirt he was wearing really showed off how defined his arms were. God, you really had to like him to find him hot with another man’s piss on his pants.

About a hundred feet away, Bam leaned against a trailer with a bitter look on his face. “Dude! They’re totally eye-fucking him.” Ryan rolled his eyes, taking a sip of his beer while he continued ranting, “Like, seriously? Can you be any less obvious?” He looked at you with bile on his tongue, watching. Watching how you giggled when he made a joke, how Johnny smiled when he noticed you staring- god, he was probably saying something like, “y’see somethin’ nice, doll?” That hick asshole. “Dude. You have got to chill out.” Breaking the silence, Ryan almost sounded earnest, “They’re just friends. You are being paranoid.” Bam sputtered, “Dude! Back me up here!” He earned a shrug.

Bam had trouble keeping his clothes on, especially when you were around. This was no different. Discarding his shirt in the grass, his pants sat dangerously low on his pale hips, showing off your favorite tattoo of his as he walked over to you. He stood an inch closer to you than Johnny did, which was already pretty close, feigning coolness. “Hey, what’s up?” There was some underlying anger in the way his torso was held tensed, the way his jaw was clenched hard enough to crack geodes- it unnerved you. You shrank a little, “Nothin.”

Leaning past you, Johnny looked down at him, “What’s got’cha so hot, Bam?” It was a subtle gesture, but powerful. Bam scoffed, “Whaddya’ mean? Its hot as fuckin shit out here.” Johnny put a wide palm on your shoulder as he took a step towards Bam, standing in front of you. “I mean,” His dark, emotionless eyes looked over the silver rims of his glasses as he spoke softly, “What’s gotcha’ so pissy?” Your boyfriend stared up at him, his gaze beady and full of rage.

And in a flash, he was on him. A flurry of white, limp wristed punches and broad fisted thwacks as the two men clashed. Starting on their feet, they ended up on the ground after Johnny got Bam under the arms in a mock wrestling hold. “LA pussy!” “Philly-trash bitch!” It was like a dogfight- gnashing wet teeth, choked out obscenities- you could’ve sworn you saw Bam with raised hackles. You just stared at the action in front of you, jaw on the floor.

And as soon as it started, Jeff swooped in, grabbing Bam by the hair as he straddled Johnny and yanking him to his feet. Blinded by rage, he swung at nobody in particular as he was getting hauled off set, held a good arm’s length away like a rabid animal. You would’ve thought he was one too, with the foamy mixture of spit, blood, and sweat that dripped down his chest and the crazed look in his wide eyes as he stared back at you. The emotion behind them was indiscernible- anger, desperation, desire- just a slurry of hormones.

Glancing down at Johnny, you watched him as he wiped the cut on his lip with his thumb, blinking hard. His hair was tousled, slick with sweat that dripped down his face, making the little cuts where Bam’s tattooed knuckles hit him sting. Sitting up, he gingerly removed his glasses that were shattered against his face. “Holy shit…” You almost shook a little as he stared at you, unphased by it.

His breath was heavy as he got to his feet, looking down at you. Everything was kinda still for a moment before he snickered, “Dude. He totally got a hard on.”

[berzahoes]

more spike jonze PLSS🤌

ofc 😌🫶🏼 i have this in the drafts and i’m working on more johnny knoxville x female!jackass member AND MORE SPIKE <3333

[edgessunflower]

Masterlist 65

[mychemicalimagines]

In Sickness and In Health

Requested by Anon. “Could you do a fluffy Johnny Knoxville imagine where he had a cold and the reader was taking care of him and then she caught the cold so now they’re both feeling icky and taking care of each other? Idk domestic Johnny makes me soft.”

Warning: Fluffffff I hope 

Tag List: @elskinner45​

A/N: Johnny will forever be my #1 Celeb Crush!! I love him so much and I am thankfully someone finally requesting him! I am so sorry this is so short but I didn't know what else to put. I love it though!!!

��Johnny! I’m home!” I call out into the house.

“Upstairs!” I hear a groggy voice call back.

I look confused before I walk up the stairs. Johnny and I have been married for two years now.  We’ve been together since before the Jackass TV show. He finally decided to propose after our daughter Madison went off to college. I’ve been out of town, helping the editors put the last movie together, meaning I haven't been home in about two weeks. 

I walk into our bedroom. There’s Johnny, laying bed. His face is all red. There’s tissues everywhere and small bottles of ginger ale. He smiles widely at me but starts coughing.

“Awe, is my big man sick?” I say, in a baby voice.

He is always talking about how he never gets sick. He’s only gotten sick twice in the years that we have been together. When he does get sick, I always rub it in his face. 

“Yeah..” He sighs. “I’ve been sick for the last two days.”

“Why didn’t you call me?” I say, walking into the bathroom.

“You were busy with the movie. I didn’t want you to come home and not finish the editing.” He calls out softly.

I search the cabinets for the thermometer and some cough medicine. I walk back into the bedroom.

“Johnny, you know you can always call me. Someone else could have finished the editing.” I say, sitting next to him.

He looks up at me, “You’re the best at it though. You always make me look good and dumb.”

I laugh, “That isn’t hard.” 

He laughs his famous laugh but starts coughing.

“Open your mouth.” I say, taking the thermometer out of its holder.

He sighs and opens his mouth. I put the thermometer under his tongue and stands up. I walk out to grab him another bottle of ginger ale. When I come back the thermometer starts beeping and I take it out. I read it.

“100.2″ I read to him. “Take this cough medicine and take a nap.”

He nods and moves his cheek up to me. I giggle before leaning down to kiss his cheek. When my lips meet his cheek, he sneezes. I jump back and look at him with my eyes widen.

“I-I am so sorry.” He says staring at me.

“If I get sick, I am kicking your ass.” 

He laughs and lays back.

“Don’t worry baby. You got your flu shot. You’ll be fine.” 

I stand up and cover him with the blanket. I kiss his forehead. I watch as he falls asleep before I get ready for bed. 

The next morning, I wake up coughing. Johnny wakes up, looking over at me. I glare at him as I finish coughing. 

“You’re an asshole!” I say.

“I didn’t mean too!” He says, putting his hands up.

I watch as Johnny stands up, walking out of the room. I sigh as I lay back and grab a tissue to sneeze into. He walks back in and holds out a bottle of ginger ale.

“Thanks baby.” I mumble before opening it.

He grabs the thermometer and wipes it off before putting into my mouth. We both wait for the beep before he looks at it.

“101.5″ He says, putting it away.

I sigh. Of course I get sick off of one little sneeze. Johnny hands me the cough medicine and kisses my head.

As we said in our vows, together in sickness and health. Today we proved it.

[dunnswrld]

johnny x very shy gn!reader please?

Johnny x Shy partner head cannons!

a/n: ofc!!

prompt: Head cannons of Johnny dating his shy partner :)

warnings: FLUFF, gn!reader

You met Johnny from working as Jeff's assistant, Johnny thought you were Jeff's partner for a little which made him discouraged.

"Yeah your partner is a real looker Jeff."

"My partner- I don't have a partner you dumbass."

When Jeff tells him the news he would waste no time going to talk to you

But he quickly picked up on how shy you were, which was probably the reason why you two had never spoke before.

You thought Johnny was really cute but you didn't know if he was just messing with you or was serious.

You knew he was serious when he put his hand on his heart and dramatically swore to god he wasn't.

Then the rest was history.

Johnny is a pretty outgoing guy so when he ends up dating you he has to set himself a back a bit.

Which means no pranking you on camera.

But while dating you he learns the little things really do matter.

He loves that he doesn't have to get hit by a bull or get tased in order for you to be interested in him.

Johnny would order your food for you at restaurants.

If you got embarrassed when he ordered for you he would tell you there was nothing to be embarrassed about.

You work on set too but only really talk to Johnny, Jeff, and other crew members.

The Jackass guys didn't even know you two were a thing until Johnny kissed you before he shot something as a good luck.

"Did Johnny just kiss Jeff's partner?"

They would all quickly begin to investigate the situation.

"If you're dating Jeff why'd you kiss Knoxville?"

"I'm not dating Jeff-"

"Is Knoxville a good kisser?"

"Johnny!"

Johnny is quick to tell them all to shut up and mind their businesses.

Any time you were feeling up to it he would love when your on camera with him.

He would have an arm around your shoulders, waist, holding your hand, or hugging you from behind.

He loves showing you off, but he always makes sure it's ok with you and that your comfortable the whole time.

When you all are out at a party the only thing Johnny seems to ask is if your ok.

"You ok honey?"

"You wanna head out?"

"Are you sure you're ok right now? There's a lot of people here."

Johnny is the BEST cuddler.

It doesn't matter if he is big or little spoon it always makes you feel so safe.

Not to mention he loves kissing you no matter where.

He has probably kissed your whole body by now.

Johnny CONSTANTLY reminds you how attractive you are, he loves boosting your confidence

Doesn't matter if it's just a "You look great today." or "Geez you are so hot."

He loves making you laugh too, his sarcastic remarks to the Jackass members/crew always make you laugh.

Johnny loves that he is slowly breaking you out of your shell day by day.

He really just wants nothing more than for you to feel comfortable and happy all the time :,)

[josieluvsstevie]

Heard you we're opening requests so what about a knoxville x southern!f!reader where johnny is fascinated with their accent? Sorry if this request is a little off the wall. You can honestly add whatever you want too it, full creative decisions are up to you, im just deep in my southern knoxville brainrot so him with a southern reader just sounds lovely

yeah ofc i’ll do this!! being from tn myself and having a southern accent this should be fun!!

i’ll try to have it out asap! :)

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Hey, y’all! Stories Update!!

Hey, y’all. So, I know I haven’t exactly been posting much on here lately. I’ve, in a way, taken a small break from writing my Negan/JDM stories for a bit. But, that doesn’t mean that I’ve stopped writing. In fact, it’s quite the opposite! I just wanted to let y’all know that I haven’t stopped writing. In fact, I’ve been working on stories with @mychemicalimagines and @supernaturalwritingbunker. I decided I would let you know what they were, in case y’all wanted to go check ‘em out! If you love my Negan writing, feel free to check out these other stories I’ve worked on/been working on! They’re listed in alphabetical order, based on the first name then by the first name of the fic, unless otherwise stated (i.e. the Jasper Hale “You’re My…” Series). Stories we haven’t posted yet don’t have links, but everything else does. I’m hoping that I’ll get some more inspiration to keep writing for Negan here soon. We’ll see! Stay safe. Stay negative of Corona. Have fun! And as always, feel free to reach out and talk. I’m here. I just might not always reply back right away. 

*For the stories listed below, I’ve separated based on which blog it’s from, and whether it’s a movie or show fic. Beyond that. I’ve separated them based on which show or movie it is, and if applicable, I’ve indicated if it’s a series or not. I’ve included the title of the story, what it’s status is (finished, in progress, or on hiatus), how many chapters there are, and the relationship pairings. If it’s on hiatus, the main reason for that, unless otherwise indicated, is that we just aren’t quite ready to finish that particular story. It’s like having a kid, watching it grow, and then them being all grown up. You wanna hold onto that innocence for as long as you can. XD Another reason that they might be on hiatus is we just haven’t had any mojo for writing it. Now, for the “in progress” stories, we are still writing those, but, some haven’t been updated in awhile because they aren’t getting enough love for us to want to continue. If you read one of them, and decide you love it, please leave feedback so we can continue it for you!

Taglist: @negans-network @prettyboynegan @mychemicalimagines @spnnnxangelsx @rockinkel21 @misskittycat02 @band--psycho@ofxallxwexlost @iron-halt @thamberlinawrites @ravenwings73 @lettherebepink @stoneyggirl @sebs-padawan @cladd716

Stories with @mychemicalimagines:

Movies:

American History X: Derek Vinyard 1. Changed Forever - One Shot - Derek Vinyard x Reader

American Pie: Chris “Oz” Ostreicher  1. Slice of Pie - In Progress - 5 of 8 Chapters - Chris “Oz” Ostreicher x OFC (Jacqueline Levenstein)

The Breakfast Club: Andrew Clark 1. Fighting Brought Me to You - On Hiatus - 2 of ? Chapters - Andrew Clark x OFC (Emily Marksman)

Final Destination: Ian McKinley 1. Are We Friends? Nope...More - One-Shot - Ian McKinley x Reader 2. Together, We Can Survive Anything - One-Shot - Ian McKinley x Reader 3. Together, We’ll Survive Anything (Part 2)  - One-Shot - Ian McKinley x Reader

Friday the 13th V: Roy:  1. Friday the 13th V: Roy’s P.O.V. 

Halloween:  Tommy Doyle Once A Month - One-Shot - Tommy Doyle x Reader

The Hangover: Phil Wenneck  1. Doctor’s Orders for a Hangover - Finished - 17 of 17 Chapters & 1 bonus photos post) - Phil Wenneck x OFC (Emily Billings)

Harry Potter: Harry Potter 1. Loving the Boy-Who-Lived - In Progress - ? of ? Chapters - Harry Potter x OFC (Kelsey Weasley)

House of Wax: Nick Jones 1. Protected by Love - Finished - 17 of 17 Chapters - Nick Jones x OFC (Melissa Felton)

IT: Ben Hanscom  1. Ageless Love - Finished - 12 of 12 Chapters - Ben Hanscom x OFC (Emily Tozier)

Reggie “Belch” Huggins 1. A Bets a Bet - One shot - Reggie “Belch” Higgins x Reader

Richie Tozier 1. Richie...Married? - One Shot - Adult!Richie Tozier x Reader 2. Can’t Take My Eyes Off You - One Shot - Teenage!Richie Tozier x Reader

Stanley Uris 1. Best Friend...Forever - One Shot - Young!Stanley Uris x Reader 2. Shower Caps - One Shot - Young!Stanley Uris x Reader 3. Our Fights Don’t Last Long - One Shot - Young!Stanley Uris x Reader

IT: Chapter Two: Ben Hanscom 1. Forever Love - In Progress - 3 of ? Chapters - Ben Hanscom x OFC (Emily Tozier)

Jumanji: Anthony “Fridge” Johnson 1. Welcome to the Jungle - In Progress - 2 of ? Chapters - Anthony “Fridge” Johnson x OFC (Emily Gilpin)

Pirates of the Caribbean: Will Turner Pillaged Love - In Progress - 2 of ? Chapters - Will Turner x OFC (Emily Swann)

Scream: Billy Loomis 1. All Just a Scary Movie - Finished - 5 of 5 Chapters - Billy Loomis x OFC (Lindsey Prescott)

Billy Loomis & Stu Macher Punished by the Big O - One Shot - Billy Loomis x Reader x Stu Macher (Contains Smut)

Twilight: Carlisle Cullen 1. Love As Old As Time - In Progress - ? of ? Chapters - Carlisle Cullen x OFC (Elizabeth Clarke)

Edward Cullen  1. Lost In Silence - In Progress - 1 of ? Chapters - Edward Cullen x OFC (Gabriella Swan)

Embry Call 1. Everything Changed - On Hiatus - 5 of ? Chapters - Embry Call x OFC (Hayley Uley) 2. Holly or Jolly? - Christmas Drabble - One-Shot - Embry Call x Reader 

Emmett Cullen 1. Girl Almighty - On Hiatus - 3 of ? Chapters - Emmett Cullen x OFC (Jade Stanley)

Jasper Hale: 1. She’s The Original - One-Shot - Jasper Hale x Reader 2. You’re My...Series (In Order) (MOST POPULAR) 2a. You’re My Monster - Finished - 8 of 8 Chapters - Jasper Hale x OFC (Alexia Swan) & Alice Cullen x Kevin Hale (OMC)  2b. You’re My Love - Finished - 7 of 7 Chapters - Jasper Hale x OFC (Alexia Swan) & Alice Cullen x Kevin Hale (OMC) 2c. You’re My Major - Finished - 6 of 6 Chapters - Jasper Hale x OFC (Alexia Swan) & Alice Cullen x Kevin Hale (OMC) 2d. You’re My Forever - Finished - 11 of 11 Chapters - Jasper Hale x OFC (Alexia Swan) & Alice Cullen x Kevin Hale (OMC)

Paul Lahote Imprinting Changes a Man - On Hiatus - 6 of ? Chapters - Paul Lahote x OFC (Melissa Black)

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T.V. Shows:

Criminal Minds Derek Morgan 1. Stealing Hearts - In Progress - 3 of ? Chapters - Derek Morgan x OFC (Dr. Lily Sanderson)

Spencer Reid 1. Eggnog - Christmas Drabble - One-Shot - Spencer Reid x Reader

FRIENDS  Chandler Bing  1. Coal - Christmas Drabble - One-Shot - Chandler Bing x Reader

NCIS Tony DiNozzo  1. Scared, But Safe - One-Shot - Tony DiNozzo x Reader

The Office: Jim Halpert 1. Happens Like That - On Hiatus - 9 of ? Chapters - Jim Halpert x OFC (Melissa Ford)

Sons of Anarchy Jax Teller 1. Patched...But Not Broken - Finished - 5 of 5 Chapters - Jax Teller x OFC (Melissa Winston)

The Walking Dead: Negan “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” - One-Shot - Modern Santa!Negan AU - Negan x Reader (I know this is already in my masterlist, but it is a story I worked on with @mychemicalimagines, so I felt it only right to include it here!)

Rick Grimes 1. Always My World- In Progress - 7 of ? Chapter - Rick Grimes x OFC (Emily Walsh) 2. I Found You - One-Shot - RickGrimes x Daughter!Reader (non-romantic, paternal relationship ONLY)

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Celebs: 

Jeffrey Dean Morgan: 1. Baby Negan In The Making - One-Shot - Jeffrey Dean Morgan x OFC (Unnamed wife) 

Johnny Knoxville  1. In Sickness and In Health  - One-Shot - Johnny Knoxville x Reader

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Stories with @supernaturalwritingbunker:

T.V. Shows:

Supernatural Dean Winchester 1. Apple Pie Life - One-Shot - Dean Winchester x Reader 2. Dinner Date with the Winchesters - One-Shot - Dean Winchester x Reader 3. Self-Esteem - One-Shot - Dean Winchester x Reader  4. Published Before Editing - In Hiatus - 1 of ? Chapters - Dean Winchester x OFC (Emily Morgan) 5. Can’t Stop Loving You - ? of ? Chapters - Dean Winchester x OFC (Michaela “Mickey” Storm)

Sam Winchester 1. Take Back Home Girl - One-Shot - Sam Winchester x Reader 2. Repeated Words - One-Shot - Sam Winchester x Reader

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Celebs:

Jensen Ackles 1. Social Media Love - Social Media!AU - 1 of 1 Chapters (18 Photos) - Jensen Ackles x OFC (Hazel Armstrong)

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ANYTHING BUT ORDINARY | Chapter Eighteen

It's Rolling Stone cover shoot day, and not everything goes to plan for Johnny and Ell.

Thanks for your patience for the new chapter! Hope you enjoy - I've rewritten it a few times and I'm still not entirely happy with it but there are some BIG plot points and I can't wait to show you where I'm taking things. It's quite a long chapter too - I was going to split it in two but I just think it flows better as one.

TW for mention of self harm, physical and emotional abuse.

Taglist: @lizey-thornberry @babybammargera @zolofts (let me know if you want to be added to the taglist!)

“Hello, I’m Johnny Knoxville, I’m about to be pelted by three shooters with paintball guns for a Rolling Stone cover shoot….Fuck.” The show had become far more popular than the team had ever imagined it would. The demand for Jackass was so high they couldn’t shoot fast enough; their trip to London was still a week away and MTV already wanted to bring the release of the second series forward to February. In the midst of it all, Rolling Stone Magazine had been in touch with an offer of a cover story and an in-depth interview with the gang. Arriving in Pennsylvania a few days prior, everyone had been excited to film on Bam, Ryan, Dico and Raab’s home turf. Most of the team were housed up at another motel, with the West Chester boys back at their respective homes, meaning that it had been a little quieter around the motel this time. However, it hadn’t made things all that much easier for Ell and Johnny to see each other, still sneaking around where they could. Aside from sitting next to each other in the van to West Chester and holding hands under a blanket again, they hadn’t been able to be alone for days now, save for when Ell had had enough of waiting and yanked him into the women’s bathroom at a diner for a minute just so she could kiss him.

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ANYTHING BUT ORDINARY | Chapter Six

A busy day shooting footage for Jackass leads to a couple of injuries, as well as a couple of confessions.

Thanks for all the kind feedback so far! I have lots of plans for this fic so I'm glad you're all enjoying it. A couple of cute angsty Johnny moments here.

CW for mention of self harm, alcohol, binge drinking, injury

Taglist: @lizey-thornberry @babybammargera

“Alright, let’s see…Ell, when we get to the motel, you’ll be rooming with Stephanie again,” Jeff said as the entire Jackass team stood beside a couple of minivans. “Dunn and Bam, you’re together.” “Hey Steph, do me a solid and switch with me this time, huh?” Ryan interjected, winking at Ell. “Shut uuuuup,” Ell groaned, rolling her eyes for the millionth time in two days. She couldn’t help but smirk each time, though. Ell had got to know Ryan - and Bam - pretty well since she officially joined the Jackass gang. They’d filmed a few skits together - skating through pitch black tunnels, and pushing each other around in shopping trolleys - and now the three of them were thick as thieves. That hadn’t stopped Ryan and Bam from flirting with her incessantly, though, and part of Ell was finding it hard to resist the pair of them. Ryan had been particularly sweet to her, and Bam had a cheeky overconfidence that Ell couldn’t deny finding attractive. She also found it hilarious how the pair of them were constantly trying to impress her with stunts, making sure she was watching every time. The only thing stopping her, however, was her ever-growing feelings for Johnny. Johnny had been disappointed to not get the chance to ride in the same van as Ell during their travels so far. No matter when he got there, he always managed to miss out on a seat and had to travel in the other bus wedged in next to Jeff, who was forever sticking his camera in his face, while Ell fell asleep on the shoulders of whomever she was sat next to - Steve-O, Pontius, Preston and Spike so far. (They were all equally gentle with her, but when she fell asleep on Chris he spent the rest of the journey blushing hard). Johnny had missed out on lots of time to talk to Ell, but that just made the moments they did interact all the more precious, catching up on set, or at dinner, or at a local bar. The pair of them had clicked so well, discussing old movies and comedy, and while both of their hearts were urging them to confess their feelings for each other, neither of them wanted to speak too soon and risk making an idiot out of themselves. It was rare that they got to talk without anyone else around, though, making it even more difficult to judge how the other really felt. He was so impressed with Ell’s efforts for the show so far too; she’d even pitched a couple of her own ideas, one of which they’d be filming in a couple of days. On set, he always made the effort to hype her up, and even gave the time to ensure that she was ok if she’d fallen or injured herself during filming.

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mmm'ok so i caved and posted the first two(!!!!) chapters of my johnny knoxville/original female character fic! it's called 'anything but ordinary' and i'd love for you to read it - check it out on aO3 here

i'll probably do a proper master post for it tomorrow when i'm not a total sleep-o but for now please enjoy!

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should i make a masterlist for my johnny knoxville x ofc fic?? i'd include links to all the songs i've included as well and i'm gonna start putting out some fake IG posts by johnny and ell that i made soon too

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Hi lovely people. It’s been a while, and you’ll have noticed I’ve not updated my Chris Evans x OFC fic for a while now. I wasn’t happy with anything I’d written so I kept drafting and redrafting and getting way too sucked into it when I should have been focusing on my health which hasn’t been too good again. I’ve had really bad luck recently. I will keep working on it as I know people really loved the story. I’ve also been working on a couple of other fics on other people, I’m anxious to share them but maybe I will when I’m ready. The Johnny Knoxville x OFC one is closest to being ready I think. Anyway, I just wanted to say hi because I wanted to see if anyone was still interested in my writing. I love writing and I find it very therapeutic but I only feel comfortable sharing if people really want to read.