#johnny is normal.

[sciderman]

Have Nathan n Johnny boy ever met? Did Peter and Wade ever do a show and tell of 'this is my rebound if we break up' but then they both agreed, yeah fair enough. And then all 4 of them shagged

nate and johnny are the respective best men at wade and peter's wedding and it's weird for everyone because they definitely all shagged after the bachelor party

[krasnyel]

tender

[its-kinda-snowy]

Well-well-well, look what the cat dragged in

[sketchesofthespontaneous]

Yeah so I saw this pic of the goth on the luggage rack again and thought

“Yeah, Johnny’d do that.”

[doodlesdreaming]

“No more green lights, Johnny. We’re on our own.”

[0star-struck0]

🖼️Art Lessons🎨 Ok so I had this really cute idea in my au (that'll never see the light of day) of Vlad being a good dad and posing for his daughter's art assignment that's due the next day, and I HAD to draw it! The other sketch will never be completed but hey, you get a peek of my sketching process.

[charlotte-family-apologist]

Nahhh look who is defending Earthrealm we gonna get conquered bruh

[devil-in-hiding]

reader and Soap sloppily making out with each other while rimming Price 🫣

-🫧

jesus fucking christ Price is just trying to get his two dumb mutts to get along, so when Soap shoves you to the floor to kneel behind him, just for you to land a swift kick to his side

Price straightens up and turns to sit in the chair properly, only raising an eyebrow when you and soap both whine, crawling over to him, shoving at each others shoulders and he pinches the bridge of his nose.

“Enough!” He barks, two pairs of eyes jumping up to meet his glare. “The two of you can’t get along for five bloody seconds can you?”

“It was my turn to go first!” You protest, and Soap lets out a scoff, but Price snapping his fingers shut him up

“You’re not getting anything until the two of you make up.” He remarks, settling back in the lush cushion as he watches the way you pout, turning to Soap with a glare. He just grins, shrugging as he shuffles closer. “Open your mouth lass.” Soap purrs, eyes bright with mischief as you roll yours to the ceiling, but you comply, and Price notices the way your thighs clench as Soap’s spit lands on your tongue before his lips are on yours

Stroking his weeping cock as he watches his two dumb mutts suck each others tongues, he can practically see your brains were melting

he eyes a string of spit that drips from your chin to your chest, where Soap’s hands are ruthlessly tugging your nipples as you whine into his mouth

“C’mere pretty.” Price finally rasps, scooting down the cushion till his ass barely brushes the edge, draping his legs over the side of the chair, and you waste no time, much to Soap’s disappointment, as you scramble over, tongue already out to drag over his hole with a broad swipe, and his cock leaks against his stomach as you lovingly kiss his rim, eyes lifting to meet his before your sinking your tongue deep into his ass, a happy whine leaving you as Price grips your hair

“that’s it, good dog.”

[mogusalt]

on the red carpet ☆

BASED ON THIS AU IDEA I HAD!!

join an mk server ? :3

[bressynonym]

smoke break 🚬

[calicobunnyrabbit]

a bullet is a man from time to time he strays

hi johnny. nice tragedy you've got there

[kenshimybeloved]

We’re never gonna get canon Johnshi because they’d be too much of a power couple I truly don’t think anybody would be able to handle it bc I know I wouldn’t be able to

[bundlofcigars]

Ooooh! New idea for why lyfrassir was so dramatic in the report: the black box, which was a part of the train, which was powered by kvasir's blood, the source of the mead of poetry, could have affected lyf speech patterns/how they acted, especially with bifrost-contamination stuff.

[gallnerkyle]

who wants to come over and do this

[s0fter-sin]

i need ghoap frantically making out against a door finally taking the leap on their feelings. need ghost grinding against soap, expecting to find him just as hard as him, only to feel nothing

and in all his wisdom and experience, he concludes soap was tortured and never told him

he’s trying to think of a delicate way to say he understands, that he’s been through it and it doesn’t change anything about how he feels (and who the fuck touched him so he can hunt them down and rend them limb from limb)

meanwhile trans!soap’s just trying to find the best angle to grind his cunt on ghost’s thigh

just it never even entering ghost’s head bc he’s never known a trans person but he has met plenty of people who’ve been tortured - himself included - so of course that’s his logical leap

soap takes off his shirt and he sees his top surgery scars and ghost asks if he wants him to kill the one who did it and soap just hums like, “actually, man did pretty good, they healed real well,” and ghost’s just teary-eyes with awe at how well he’s coping, “looking on the bright side, that’s my johnny.”

imagine he thinks johnny was fully castrated but sees he’s determined to still have a sex life with him so he buys packers and straps to help him bc hell yeah healing and soap’s just like, “holy shit i’ve never had such a thoughtful partner before, such a sweet man, lt.”

[honestlyitsjustsam]

i miss my wives Tails