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At some point "fanfic can be as good as professional writing" became "fanfic should be as good as professional writing" and that's caused major damage to fandom spaces.

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"youve already written that trope" yesss. i like it a lots. i will be writing it again. 1000 stories of the same trope over and over again for ten million years

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♡ 𝖆 𝖒𝖊𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖟𝖊𝖉 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝖓𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖘𝖊𝖘 𝖆 𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖙 ♡

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[RELIC MALFUNCTION DETECTED]

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Not every weird little freak gets the love and admiration they deserve

If you are a weird little freak, thank you for what you do

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a bullet is a man from time to time he strays

hi johnny. nice tragedy you've got there

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He's got something to tell her!

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i sometimes like characters that fucking suck. when a character is a shit head in just the right way it can be so funny and/or compelling. like this is my beloved character, Asshole The Hater. they suck and i love them. someone dropped them into a ditch on the side of the road and i picked them out of the ditch and put them in my pocket

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kinda love this little family of fucked up ladies we’ve got going on

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viktor arcane has to be one of the characters ever.

he's gay. he's terminally ill. he's suicidal. he's from league of legends. he's in a toxic relationship with an orb. he also might be the orb(???). he bullshitted his way into the academy by pretending he went there. he rizzed up a guy so he wouldn't kill himself. he then tried to impress said guy by breaking into his boss's lab. then when he got caught he tried to play it off by saying he thought this big intimidating door was his bedroom door and he was just trying to sneak a guy in there. he nearly died because hetero sex was happening like a mile away. kinda. he took illegal drugs. he's also the apprentice of the guy who's making the illegal drugs and never mentions it. he's inspired off of the tale of frankenstein's monster. he got shot by a missle and fucking died. when he came back to life he immediately broke up his messy gay situationship and became jesus fucking christ.

truly one of the characters of all time

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Love battling my demons writing a smut fic for a pairing that has about three shippers total 🫡

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okay but "the symbolism is Real and Trying to Kill You" is my favorite kind of symbolism

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can’t get her out of my head

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"killing billionaires wont solve the problem of wealth inequality" no but killing elon musk would solve the problem of elon musk