#john wick....as a comedian

[johnswick]

I know a way. Klaus will take you. John Wick Chapter 4 (2023)

[keldjinfae]

I was tagged by the lovely @greyhavenisback, and I cannot for the life of me remember if I've already responded to this post or not, so...

In no particular order, my Top 10 Movies:

Inception - it has Marion Cotillard, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Tom Hardy, and Ken Watanabe. That would be enough if it didn't also have one of the most goosebump-inducing soundtracks of all... Time. It also set sail one of my all-time favorite ships with the creation of Arthur and Eames.

The Dark Knight - while this list won't be entirely comprised of Nolan movies, I can't not put this one on this list, considering how many times I saw it in theaters. Both Heath Ledger and Aaron Eckhart were mesmerizing as the Joker and Two-Face, and again, that soundtrack is fire (I'm sorry).

Saw (the entire series) - I went to see all of these so many damn times in theaters that it's a good thing I got to see them for free. Every weekend, provided something new hadn't been released, my friend and I went to see whichever Saw movie was still showing. And again, isn't it iconic?

Tombstone - yes, obviously there's Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday, but there's also Kurt Russell, Sam Elliott, Bill Paxton, Powers Boothe, Michael Biehn, Stephen Lang, Billy Zane, Thomas Hayden Church, and nobody's leaving it up to one man to carry the movie. It's also one that I used to watch with my father at least once a year, usually around the anniversary of his separation from my mother, and we'd pass a bottle of bourbon back and forth and rant about how insane it is that Kilmer wasn't even nominated for an Oscar.

John Wick (the entire series) - it's a thing of beauty to me that what should just be a bunch of "shoot 'em up" movies have such an insane amount of worldbuilding to them (and if anyone bothering to read this post knows anything about my writing, it's how much I build a world before I start writing the story in the first place). The action is gorgeous, the actors themselves are gorgeous, the development and usage of things as simple as slang is gorgeous, the soundtrack is gorgeous. You can also never go wrong with Ian McShane.

The Warriors - this was legit one of our family movie night features while my sister and I were growing up. Yes, there were animated movies and whatnot, but our parents were very lax about rating restrictions. We still regularly quote "CAN YOU DIG IT?!" and "Warriooooooooors! Come out to plaaaaaaaay!" Also, James Remar as Ajax was 🔥.

Interview with the Vampire - Tom Cruise may be an... interesting individual in real life, but the effort he put into portraying Lestat was sheer perfection. I used to watch this one all the time with my dad and my sister, and again, killer soundtrack.

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World - a movie that decided to bring together every single comedian of the time that they possibly could, as well as come up with relevant things for them to do. Sounds impossible "on paper," and yet this movie exists. I've been watching it since I was a child and I still laugh through the whole thing. Buddy Hackett is also basically my father in this movie, which makes Mickey Rooney both myself and my sister. "NO ONE'S FLYING THE PLANE!"

21 Jump Street and 22 Jump Street - I laughed so hard watching the first one that my vision literally whited out at one point. Everyone is fantastic in both movies, but 21JS is also the first time I got to see Channing Tatum's understated sense of humor.

Kill Bill (both volumes) - I could have just filled up most of these slots with Tarantino movies, honestly, because I do love just about all of them (and my dad had a particular fondness for Django Unchained), but my sister and I rewatch I and II at least once a year. They make up one masterpiece, and I may be in the minority but I hope III is never actually a serious prospect.

No pressure whatsoever tags: @dear-massacre @nerdherderette @vmures @renmackree @ephemeronidwrites

[leitch]

The paperback version of The Time Has Come is out on May 14. Get yours today.

Here are this week's stories:

MONDAY This Week's Power Rankings (MLB.com) Best Sports Movies, Ranked (Vulture)

TUESDAY An Ode to Tom Thibedeau (New York) Your August Month in Review (MLB.com)

THURSDAY The Five Fascinations (MLB.com)

FRIDAY Melissa McCarthy Movies, Ranked (Vulture) John Wick-Adjacent Movies, Ranked (Vulture)

PODCASTS

Grierson & Leitch (subscribe in iTunes) We discussed “Challengers" and "The Feeling That The Time For Doing Something Has Passed"

Seeing Red (subscribe in iTunes) Bernie Miklasz and I still have some hope for the Cardinals.

I'm off to LA next week. I do love LA. Have a great week, all, and remember: What you feel here, as you feel in the work of Tati and some of the comedians of the silent era, is that the whole film is the work of comedy - that it isn't about jokes, or a funny individual, but about creating a fictional world that is funny on its own terms.

[lindsaywesker]

Deaths In 2023

January

1: Fred White (67, American drummer, Earth Wind & Fire)

3: Alan Rankine (64, Scottish musician/producer, The Associates)

6: Gianluca Vialli (58, Italian football player/manager)

10: Jeff Beck (78, English guitarist, The Yardbirds/The Jeff Beck Group/Beck Bogart & Appice)

11: Yukihiro Takahashi (70, Japanese singer/drummer, Yellow Magic Orchestra)

12: Robbie Bachman (69, Canadian drummer, Bachman Turner Overdrive)

Lisa-Marie Presley (54, American singer/songwriter, daughter of Elvis, mother of Riley Keough)

16: Gina Lollobrigida (95, Italian actress)

18: David Crosby (81, American singer/songwriter, The Byrds, Crosby Stills Nash & Young)

27: Sylvia Sims (89, English actress, ‘Ice Cold In Alex’)

28: Barrett Strong (81, American singer/songwriter, co-wrote ‘I Heard It Through The Grapevine’/‘Papa Was A Rollin’ Stone’

Tom Verlaine (73, American musician/songwriter/producer, Television)

Lisa Loring (64, American actress, ‘The Addams Family’)

February

2: Calton Coffie (68, Jamaican singer, Inner Circle)

3: Paco Rabanne (88, Spanish fashion designer)

8: Burt Bacharach (94, American songwriter, co-wrote ‘Walk On By’/‘Anyone Who Had A Heart’/‘A House Is Not A Home’/‘Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head’)

10: Hugh Hudson (86, film director, ‘Chariots Of Fire’)

12: David Jolicoeur a.k.a. Trugoy The Dove (54, American rapper, De La Soul)

15: Raquel Welch (82, American actress)

16: Chuck Jackson (85, American soul singer, ‘Any Day Now’/‘I Keep Forgettin’’)

18: Barbara Bosson (83, American actress, ‘Hill Street Blues’)

19: Richard Belzer (78, American actor, ‘Homicide: Life On The Street’/’Law And Order: Special Victims Unit’)

Dickie Davies (94, British television personality, ‘World Of Sport’)

23: John Motson (77, English football commentator, ‘Match Of The Day’)

March

2: Steve Mackey (56, English bassist/producer, Pulp)

Wayne Shorter (89, American jazz saxophonist, Weather Report)

3: Carlos Garnett (84, Panamanian jazz saxophonist)

Tom Sizemore (61, American actor, ‘Saving Private Ryan’)

5: Gary Rossington (71, American guitarist, Lynyrd Skynyrd)

8: Topol (87, Israeli actor, ‘Fiddler On The Roof’/’Flash Gordon’)

10: Junior English (71, Jamaican reggae singer)

12: Dick Fosbury (76, American high jumper)

13: Jim Gordon (77, American drummer, Traffic/Derek & The Dominoes)

14: Bobby Caldwell (71, American singer/songwriter)

15: Greg Perry (singer/songwriter/producer)

16: Fuzzy Haskins (81, American singer, Parliament/Funkadelic)

17: Lance Reddick (60, American actor, ‘The Wire’/’Oz’/’John Wick’ films)

23: Keith Reid (76, English songwriter, Procol Harum)

Peter Shelley (80, English singer/songwriter/producer, ‘Gee Baby’/’Love Me Love My Dog’)

28: Paul O’Grady a.k.a. Lily Savage (67, English comedian)

Ryuichi Sakamoto (71, Japanese musician/composer, Yellow Magic Orchestra, composed theme to ‘Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence’)

29: Charles Sherrell a.k.a. Sweet Charles (80, American bass player/singer, The JBs, ‘Yes, It’s You’)

April

5: Booker T. Newberry III (67, American singer, Sweet Thunder, ‘Love Town’)

6: Paul Cattermole (46, English singer, S Club 7)

8: Michael Lerner (81, American actor, ‘Barton Fink’)

12: Jah Shaka (75, Jamaican sound system operator)

13: Dame Mary Quant (93, English fashion designer)

14: Mark Sheehan (46, Irish guitarist, The Script)

16: Ahmad Jamal (92, jazz pianist)

17: Ivan Conti (76, jazz drummer, Azymuth)

22: Barry Humphries a.k.a. Dame Edna Everage (89, Australian comedian/actor)

Len Goodman (78, English TV personality)

25: Harry Belafonte (95, American musician/actor/civil rights leader)

27: Wee Willie Harris (90, English rock & roll singer)

Jerry Springer (79, English-born, American TV host)

28: Tim Bachman (71, Canadian guitarist, Bachman-Turner Overdrive)

May

1: Gordon Lightfoot (84, Canadian singer/songwriter, ‘If You Could Read My Mind’)

3: Linda Lewis (72, English singer/songwriter, ‘Rock-A-Doodle-Doo’)

18: Jim Brown (87, American football player/actor, ‘The Dirty Dozen’)

19: Pete Brown (82, poet/singer/lyricist, ‘Sunshine Of Your Love’/’White Room’/’I Feel Free’)

Andy Rourke (59, English bass player, The Smiths)

24: Bill Lee (94, American jazz musician/composer, Spike’s dad, scored ‘She’s Gotta Have It’/‘School Daze’/’Do The Right Thing’

Tina Turner (84, American-born, Swiss singer/actress, ‘River Deep Mountain High’/’Nutbush City Limits’/’What’s Love Got To Do With It?’)

26: Reuben Wilson (88, American jazz organist, ‘Got To Get Your Own’)

June

1: Cynthia Weil (82, songwriter, ‘You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin’’/’Here You Come Again’)

6: Tony McPhee (79, English guitarist, The Groundhogs)

12: Treat Williams (71, American actor, ‘Hair’/’Prince Of The City’)

14: John Hollins (76, English football player, Chelsea/Arsenal/England)

15: Glenda Jackson (87, English MP/actress, ‘Women In Love’/’Sunday Bloody Sunday’)

27: Julian Sands (65, English actor, ‘A Room With A View’)

29: Alan Arkin (89, American actor, ‘Catch 22’/’Little Miss Sunshine’)

30: Lord Creator (87, Trinidad-born, Jamaican singer/songwriter, ‘Kingston Town’)

July

3: Vicki Anderson a.k.a. Myra Barnes  (83, American soul singer, Carleen’s mum)

Mo Foster (78, English songwriter/musician/producer)

5: George Tickner (76, American guitarist, Journey)

16: Jane Birkin (76, French/English actress/singer, ‘Je t’aime … moi non plus’, banned by the BBC in 1969)

21: Tony Bennett (96, American singer, ‘I Left My Heart In San Francisco’)

22: Vince Hill (89, English singer, ‘Edelweiss’)

24: Trevor Francis (69, English football player, Birmingham City/England)

26: Randy Meisner (77, musician/songwriter, Poco/The Eagles, ‘Take It To The Limit’)

Sinead O’Connor (56, Irish singer, ‘Nothing Compares 2 U’/songwriter, ‘Mandinka’)

30: Paul Reubens a.k.a. Pee-Wee Herman (70, American actor/comedian)

31: Angus Cloud (25, American actor, ‘Euphoria’)

 August

4: John Gosling (75, English keyboard player, The Kinks)

7: DJ Casper (58, DJ/artist/songwriter, ‘Cha Cha Slide’)

William Friedkin (87, American film director, ‘The French Connection’/’The Exorcist’)

9: Robbie Robertson (80, Canadian musician/songwriter/singer, The Band)

Sixto Rodriguez (81, American singer/songwriter, subject of 2012 documentary ‘Searching For Sugar Man’

13: Clarence Avant (92, owner of Sussex Records/Tabu Records, film producer, ‘Jason’s Lyric’)

Magoo (50, American rapper, Timbaland & Magoo)

16: Jerry Moss (88, music executive, the ‘M’ in A&M Records)

17: Bobby Eli (77, guitarist, MFSB/songwriter, ‘Love Won’t Let Me Wait’)

Gary Young (70, American drummer, Pavement)

19: Ron Cephas Jones (66, American actor, ‘This Is Us’)

24: Bernie Marsden (72, English guitarist, Whitesnake/songwriter, ‘Here I Go Again’/’Fool For Your Loving’)

29: Jamie Crick (57, English radio broadcaster, Jazz FM)

31: Gayle Hunnicutt (80, American actress, ‘Dallas’)

September

1: Jimmy Buffett (76, American singer/songwriter, ‘Margaritaville’)

4: Gary Wright (80, American singer/songwriter, ‘Dream Weaver’/’Love Is Alive’)

Steve Harwell (56, American singer/rapper, Smash Mouth)

8: Mike Yarwood (82, English comedian/impressionist)

13: Roger Whittaker (87, Kenyan-born English singer/songwriter, ‘Durham Town’)

16: Sir Horace Ove (86, Trinidadian-born, English film director, ‘Pressure’)

Irish Grinstead (43, American R&B singer, 702)

25: David McCallum (90, Scottish actor, ‘The Man From U.N.C.L.E.’/’N.C.I.S.’/musician)

28: Michael Gambon (82, English actor, ‘Harry Potter’ movies)

30: Russell Batiste Jr. (57, American drummer, The Meters)

October

2: Francis Lee (79, English football player, Manchester City/England)

8: Burt Young (83, American actor, ‘Rocky’)

11: Rudolph Isley (84, American singer, The Isley Brothers/songwriter, ‘That Lady’)

12: Michael Cooper (71, Jamaican musician, Inner Circle/Third World)

14: Piper Laurie (91, American actress, ‘Carrie’/’The Hustler’)

19: DJ Mark The 45 King (62, DJ/musician/producer, ‘The 900 Number’)

20: Haydn Gwynne (66, English actress, ‘Drop The Dead Donkey’)

21: Sir Bobby Charlton (86, English footballer, Manchester United/England)

24: Richard Roundtree (81, American actor, ‘Shaft’)

28: Matthew Perry (54, American-Canadian actor, ‘Friends’)

November

12: Anna Scher (78, founder of the Anna Scher Children’s Theatre)

19: Joss Ackland CBE (95, English actor, ‘White Mischief’)

22: Jean Knight (80, American soul singer, ‘Mr. Big Stuff’)

25: Terry Venables (80, English footballer, Chelsea/Tottenham Hotspur/England manager)

26: Geordie Walker (64, English guitarist, Killing Joke)

29: Sticky Vicky (80, Spanish dancer and illusionist)

30: Shane MacGowan (65, English-born Irish singer, The Pogues/songwriter, ‘Fairytale Of New York’)

December

1: Brigit Forsyth (83, Scottish actress, ‘Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?’)

5: Denny Laine (79, English musician, The Moody Blues/Wings, songwriter, ‘Mull Of Kintyre’)

7: Benjamin Zephaniah (65, English poet/writer/actor, ‘Peaky Blinders’)

8: Ryan O’Neal (82, American actor, ‘Love Story’/’Barry Lyndon’/’Paper Moon’)

Nidra Beard (71, American singer, Dynasty)

11: Andre Braugher (61, American actor, ‘Homicide: Life On The Street’/’Brooklyn Nine-Nine’/’Glory’)

Richard Kerr (78, English singer/songwriter, ‘Mandy’)

15: Bob Johnson (79, singer/songwriter/musician, Steeleye Span)

16: Colin Burgess (77, Australian drummer, AC/DC)

17: Amp Fiddler (65, singer/songwriter/producer)

[occupyhades]

Backstabber Watch

The eyes of the LORD are in every place, keeping watch on the evil and the good. Proverbs 15:3 (ESV)

You must not go about spreading slander among your people. You must not endanger the life of your neighbor. I am the LORD. Leviticus 19:16 (BSB)

What are worthless and wicked people like? They are constant liars. Proverbs 6:12 (NLT) 

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour. Exodus 20:16 (KJV)

No one who practices deceit shall dwell in my house; no one who tells lies shall stand in my presence. Psalm 101:7 (BSB) 

If someone claims, “I know God,” but doesn’t obey God’s commandments, that person is a liar and is not living in the truth. 1 John 2:4 (NLT) 

This is what the LORD says: “Cursed is the one who trusts in man, who draws strength from mere flesh and whose heart turns away from the LORD." Jeremiah 17:5 (NIV)  

[docrotten]

DEATH SHIP (1980) – Episode 267 – Decades of Horror 1980s

“Forty years at sea and you end up being a straight man for a smart-ass comedian.” Good heavens, the Captain is a party pooper. Join your faithful Grue Crew – Crystal Cleveland, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, and Jeff Mohr – as they take a cruise on the Death Ship (1980).

Decades of Horror 1980s Episode 267 – Death Ship (1980)

Join the Crew on the Gruesome Magazine YouTube channel! Subscribe today! Click the alert to get notified of new content! https://youtube.com/gruesomemagazine

Gruesome Magazine is partnering with the WICKED HORROR TV CHANNEL (https://wickedhorrortv.com/), which now includes video episodes of Decades of Horror 1980s and is available on Roku, AppleTV, Amazon FireTV, AndroidTV, and its online website across all OTT platforms, as well as mobile, tablet, and desktop.

A mysterious ghostly freighter rams and sinks a modern-day cruise ship whose survivors climb aboard the freighter and discover that it is a World War II Nazi torture vessel.

Directed by: Alvin Rakoff

Writing Credits: John Robins (screenplay by); (story by) Jack Hill and David P. Lewis

Selected Cast:

George Kennedy as Captain Ashland

Richard Crenna as Trevor Marshall

Nick Mancuso as Nick

Sally Ann Howes as Margaret Marshall

Kate Reid as Sylvia

Victoria Burgoyne as Lori

Jennifer McKinney as Robin Marshall

Danny Higham as Ben Marshall

Saul Rubinek as Jackie

Murray Cruchley as Parsons (as Lee Murray)

Doug Smith as Seaman No. 1

Anthony Sherwood as Seaman No. 2 (as Tony Sherwood)

Andrew Semple as Strangled Sailor (uncredited)

Death Ship (1980) has a great poster and a decent cast (George Kennedy, Richard Crenna, Sally Ann Howes, Nick Mancuso, Victoria Burgoyne, Kate Reid, and Saul Rubinek). Its premise is also promising: A WW2 Nazi torture ghost ship rams and sinks a modern-day cruise ship and wreaks havoc with the nine survivors. To top it off, the film is co-scripted by Jack Hill (Spider Baby or, The Maddest Story Ever Told; 1967) and  David P. Lewis. The ingredients appear to be a potent combination, but do they combine to create a palatable whole? Of course, the Grue Crew has some thoughts on the matter. Check out their talkabout and discover the Gruesome truth.

At the time of this writing, Death Ship is available to stream from Amazon Prime and Tubi, and is also available on physical media as a Blu-ray formatted disc from Scorpion Releasing. 

Every two weeks, Gruesome Magazine’s Decades of Horror 1980s podcast will cover another horror film from the 1980s. The next episode’s film, chosen by Crystal, will be Prom Night (1980)! Jamie Lee Curtis stars in her third of five horror films released 1978-1981. Slasher time, everyone!

Please let them know how they’re doing! They want to hear from you – the coolest, grooviest fans – so leave them a message or comment on the Gruesome Magazine Youtube channel, on the Gruesome Magazine website, or email the Decades of Horror 1980s podcast hosts at feedback@gruesomemagazine.com.

Check out this episode!

[fancoloredglasses]

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (a couple of people traveling through time in a phone booth. Why does that sound familiar?), part 1

[All images are owned by MGM. Please don’t sue me or sic your lion on me]

(all clips are thanks to Fandango unless otherwise specified)

(Thanks to Rotten Tomatoes)

You would think that a comedy starring two rejects from Dude, Where’s My Car? would be totally lame. You would be wrong.

Don’t get me wrong. Bill & Ted is not a good film, but it is a fun ride that somehow spawned two sequels (one that was released over 3 decades later!) and an animated series (that would see the actors of all three major characters lending their voices)

Enough setup, on to the film! If you would like to watch it, it’s available on Max, Hulu, or behind your favorite paywall.

We open on an introduction from a “future dude” named Rufus (played by comedian George Carlin)

These two slackers (I would call them stoners, but there’s no evidence of drug use in the film. That’s just how they are) are Bill S. Preston, esq. (played by Alex Winter) and Ted “Theodore” Logan (played by Keanu Reeves, who would go on to play the title character in the John Wick franchise and Neo in the Matrix franchise), collectively known (at least in their minds) as Wyld Stallyns.

Unfortunately, their fantasizing about their someday-to-be awesome band is cut short due to having to go to school.

Later, in history class, Bill and Ted show their teacher, Mr. Ryan, their knowledge of historical figures, such as Joan of Arc.

As the bell rings, Mr. Ryan reminds the class that tomorrow will be a presentation in the auditorium to the entire school of their final report: How would historical figures react to modern times. As the class leaves, Mr. Ryan takes Bill and Ted aside. He informs them that their ability to not fail his class depends on getting an A+ on this final report. And to do so, …

They’re doomed!

After school, as Bill and Ted realize just how screwed they are, they are met by Bill’s stepmother Missy, who graduated high school when Bill was a freshman (wow, Mr. Preston must like ‘em young!) Missy drives Bill & Ted to Ted’s place to get his books so they can start researching their report they have to give tomorrow.

Unfortunately, Ted is greeted by his father, the county Sheriff, who is already in a bad mood due to losing his keys (he accuses Ted of stealing them, but Ted pleads innocence) His dad then informs Ted that he knows about Ted’s grades, and reminds him that should he fail he’d be shipped off to military school in Alaska!

Fast forward about 600 years, where Rufus is summoned by the ruling council.

With that, they give Rufus his time machine (which looks like an old phone booth (as in the kind Superman used to change it. Google it, kids!) and off he goes!

(apparently that’s the way they say good-bye in the future)

Meanwhile in the present, Bill and Ted and TRYING to get their facts straight for their report when Bill’s dad checks in on him…

…and Missy decides to check in on HIM. Mr. Preston then immediately gives Bill and Ted money and shoos them out of the house! Way to help your kid, dude.

Bill and Ted decide to get a snack at the local convenience store (Circle K, since 7-11 didn’t want to pony up enough money to be included in the film when…

(and NO ONE inside the Circle K thought that was weird? Well, I guess it IS California…)

With that, Future Bill and Ted disappear, and Rufus demonstrates how the time machine works by taking them to 1805, in the middle of Napoleon's eastern offensive toward Russia. Unlike at the Circle K, their arrival did not go unnoticed.

Unfortunately for Napoleon, cannon fire hits his camp, sending him flying from the explosion and he lands on the phone booth as it vanishes.

Back in the present at San Dimas (on Sheriff Logan’s front lawn), Rufus gives Wyld Stallyns instructions on how to use the phone booth (and tells them that even as they travel in time, the time in the present marches on. That closes that loophole, I guess), then departs just as a second (empty) booth arrives. Suddenly…

…Napoleon falls out of the tree he landed in. This gives Bill an idea: collect more historical figures for the report. They draft Ted’s little brother (Deacon) to babysit Napoleon.

Oh, THAT definitely won’t go horribly wrong!

As Bill and Ted prepare to kidnap historical figures for “research”, Ted is stopped by his father, who sends him to his room to pack (don’t forget your thermal underwear!) Then the phone rings. It’s Deputy Van Halen, who claims to have found his keys. Problem is, Sheriff Logan doesn’t know any deputy named Van Halen.

Clever, Bill! This is enough for Sheriff Logan to leave for the county station to get his keys, meaning Ted can sneak out!

[For the kids: “Reach out and touch someone” wasn’t the credo for some pervy celebrity, but rather was the slogan for AT&T back in the 80s]

With that, the boys take a trip to the old west (dressed like that? They’ll be dragged off behind a runaway horse by sundown) and mosey into a saloon where they see…

…Billy the Kid, who’s looking for a couple of men to help him with a gambling scam.

At the poker table, Bill tries to coach Ted on how to gamble. First you need a good poker face.

…which Bill obviously doesn’t have. The other men at the table figure something’s up and pull out their shooting irons. Somehow, they all get away and Bill and Ted convince Billy to join them.

Next stop, ancient Greece. I’m guessing the guys didn’t bring togas.

With two historical figures in tow, their next stop is 15th century England. Not entirely sure what historical figure they’ll be collecting here.

Billy keeps Socrates occupied while the boys explore.

Then Ted sees the princesses he told himself about.

Not one to step all over his friend’s crush, Bill helps Ted sneak into the castle, where they immediately get sidetracked by the suits of armor on display and…

…well, boys will be boys. After some cosplay fighting, Ted falls down the stairs...where he’s stabbed by the guards! Now how is he gonna meet himself?

Bill immediately charges in to avenge his friend…

…which goes about as well as you’d expect. But then…

Ted turns out to be very much alive, knocking out Bill’s attacker.

Apparently, he fell out of his armor (HOW?!) as he hit the bottom of the stairs.

A bit later…

Bill and Ted are dragged into the castle courtyard for a good ol’ fashioned beheading when…

They are rescued by Billy and Socrates, who were disguised as the executioners. They then flee into the phone booth (conveniently dragged into the courtyard) and off they go! However…

The guard clipped the booth’s antenna on its way out. Hope that doesn’t cause any issues.

Since Bill was dialing random numbers, they have no idea where they’re going until they land…

The Council recognize the boys and begin playing power chords on air guitars at them. More people come out to continue air guitaring at them. The boys awkwardly give their credo to them (it’s the one Rufus and the Council exchange at the beginning of the film) before returning to the booth.

Meanwhile in the present, Deacon (remember him?) and his friends take Napoleon (remember HIM?) to some sort of party restaurant, where they have a giant sundae.

…and Napoleon makes a giant cochon of himself. (It’s French. Look it up)

Meanwhile, the boys land in Austria at the start of the 20th century and see…

According to Ted’s watch they have plenty of time, so Bill decides to expand on the confines of their assignment for extra credit! They get not only Freud…

…but also Beethoven…

…Joan of Arc…

…Genghis Khan…

…and Abraham Lincoln. Exactly HOW are all of these people fitting in that phone booth?

Ah, THAT’S how!

Back in the present, Deacon (remember him?) and his friends take Napoleon (oh, you get the point!) bowling.

…which goes about as well as you’d expect. Ted’s brother finally tired of babysitting Napoleon and walk out while he’s in mid-tantrum.

Back to our time travelers, the booth is out of control as the antenna finally gives out!

WILL Bill & Ted make it to San Dimas in time?

WILL they pass their history presentation

WHAT will be the result of them monkeying around in time?

WHY can I not reduce my questions to two actual and one joke like I normally do?

These questions and more will be answered in the exciting conclusion!

[reno2005]

When did you begin playing Resident Evil?

Why is Leon your favourite?

Top 5 favourote RE and/or Leon facts?

Do you have any headcanons?

It’s kinda long, sorry lol but thanks for reading if you do!

1. An older brother of mine showed me a video of a comedian at a gaming convention and the whole joke was how cartoony kingdom hearts was compared to how hardcore resident evil 4 was.(it was a different time for sure) so I was fascinated with how hard this game seemed.

One day I went to a swap meet with my dad and this man selling used video games had a copy of RE4. At the time I was too nervous to ask to get it since my dad was… not the kindest to put it lightly. Anyways I saved up the money, I begged my dad to go back to the swap meet to get the game, and luckily it was still there.

2. I had gone into RE4 hearing how cool Leon was.(like I said it was a different time, a lot of people on tumblr think he’s cute but back then he was Chad McGee, I still think he is but whatever that’s just me, don’t think I’ll judge anyone for how they see him)It was probably the hardest game I had ever tackled at the time so having gone through everything the game throws at you blew me away. Like, I’d never seen a man jump like 10ft out of a mining cart and climb to safety. I was so blown away in fact I had shown a friend of mine that one scene in particular like it was Jesus walking on water lol

Leon had such cool lines and his look was pretty cool too(as a kid of course I was “discovering” myself and my tastes). Y’know as a kid you see someone you admire a lot and you want to be just like them and him and the game as a whole was an escape from my pretty bleak childhood. If Leon could get through all that and still win and look that cool while doing it I wanted to be as cool as him. I wanted to look like him too, I discovered I was trans without knowing what that was until a friend told me about transitioning years later.

Right afterwards, because I couldn’t get enough of this guy I found out he was in RE2, so I bought that for the psp. Idk about you, but if I had to go through that shit, that licker would have killed me at the beginning.(which it did, a lot lol) I was fascinated with the game and I would start new games just to run around as Leon shooting stuff. It’s why I believe he’s so cool myself. You don’t get RE4 cool Leon without being already a bit cool.

Also a random addition, I think he’s really kind and caring.

In conclusion, he was my childhood hero.

3. I think it’s pretty cool he graduated top of his class and had extraordinary marksmen skills.

Something about him wanting to solve the disappearances in RC tells me he has an observant and critical mind.(which is why I don’t get why people call him dumb? Or maybe I’m just “old” now and don’t “get the joke”)

The “John Wick” thing Leon does is called the Center Axis Relock(CAR) and the cool swish swoosh stuff he does with Krauser is called Kali. We know he knew kali in OG 4 but with the addition of CAR in 4 remake we can assume he learned that back then as well.(which I’m happy about for preferential reasons)

Leon knows several different Martial arts styles. I don’t know the names but I used to watch martial arts movies a lot when I was younger.

From what I remember reading, his outfit in RE2 is a combination of different parts of varying types of police clothing (winter, summer, etc). Which makes sense since he’s trying to cover himself up as much as possible to avoid bites and grabs.

4. I think he’s a coffee guy.

He’s clearly a meat guy. If I saw a rotting cow carcass and thought of cooked juicy meat, I mean lol to add to that I always imagined he’s a decent cook.

I’d like to think he gets his hands on Matilda and then continuously gets it taken away in some form or another. Poor guy can’t even keep his favourite gun.

Maybe at first it was a new thing to him, but I feel he developed a taste for working out.

Not that he doesn’t like other genres, but if he’s a rock fan he has to like classic rock as well. It just makes sense.

I think he’d actually be pretty good with social media,memes, jokes, and etc.

Not that it’s his whole world, but he gives the impression he cares about fashion/his look to some degree.

I think he likes a fun lighthearted challenge just going off of his lines after completing merchant tasks and if he actually canonically stops by the shooting range.

I’m not sure how to word this one, but he seems nervous about rides and such if they’re out of his control. On the minecart and castle seat shortcut he either audibly shows distaste or uncertainty at the experience the ride will give. But on the jet ski he gives a cool reassuring line with no hesitation.

That being said, I do not think he’s bad at driving, steering, etc. but I’d rather not say anything more than that.

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Act 6, page 7513-7514

JOHN: hey!

JOHN: mr. jake harley i presume?

JAKE: No...?

JAKE: Its english actually.

JAKE: Twas my grandmas surname.

JOHN: oh. my mistake!

JOHN: so then, is it just a coincidence that she had the same name as an invincible super villain?

JOHN: are coincidences even real??

JAKE: I dunno.

JAKE: The history is a little murky to me.

JAKE: I heard she took the name from a nasty fellow to spite a wicked baroness.

JOHN: ok.

JOHN: good to know!

JOHN: it's been interesting to learn how even though we are all pretty similar, we all had a lot of really different life details.

JAKE: I guess so.

JOHN: like, there are all these things i take for granted about jade's childhood, which in theory is similar to yours.

JOHN: but not really... she had a super powerful dog you didn't have. and also a grandpa you couldn't have had, because... that was grown up you!

JOHN: i'd be really curious to hear about all the differences in your life some time, if you don't mind.

JAKE: Sure.

JOHN: hell, i'd be REALLY curious to hear about the differences in my alt-life, so to speak.

JOHN: but jane is asleep!

JOHN: i'm guessing she grew up in a similar situation i did, but with... a bunch of differences???

JOHN: guess i'll just have to wait!

JAKE: Well...

JAKE: She was a good friend.

JAKE: I know lots of stuff about her life.

JAKE: What do you want to know?

JOHN: oh! hmm.

JOHN: let's see.

JOHN: so i was her grandpa, instead of her being my nanna?

JOHN: i'm not sure if that statement made sense, but you know what i mean.

JAKE: Yeah she had a poppop.

JAKE: He was a really funny and beloved old time comedian so i guess that is the guy you grew up to be.

JOHN: cool!

JOHN: i never knew my nanna growing up, except as an urn of ashes above the fireplace.

JOHN: i only met her as a sprite.

JOHN: was i dead? or... was he?

JAKE: Yep but he wasnt ashes they had a different way of preserving him which i think was arguably more dignified.

JOHN: how?

JAKE: Have you seen weekend at bernies?

JOHN: no.

JOHN: i've heard of it though!

JAKE: Oh man you HAVE to see it!

JAKE: Its about a couple of knuckleheads who parade around with a funny corpse trying to pass him off as a living friend and good time charlie over a series of escapades.

JOHN: sounds incredible.

JAKE: I still have it if you want to see it some time.

JOHN: definitely!

JOHN: so you like movies?

JAKE: DO i?????

JOHN: haha, i love movies too.

JOHN: there are a whole bunch i'd want to show you, assuming you haven't seen them already.

JOHN: i love talking about them with people! i think my friends usually just humored me about the movies i liked, but i have a feeling you'd really dig them!

JAKE: Oh i GUARANTEE you i would.

JOHN: awesome, i can't wait to show you some.

JOHN: so... that means jane had an old man corpse version of me around somewhere? like in her house?

JAKE: Yes.

JOHN: ok, that sounds pretty preposterous to me...

JOHN: but i guess she must have grown up thinking it was normal.

JAKE: Not... really. She was always pretty put off by it to be honest.

JOHN: heheh. poor jane.

JOHN: i'll have to apologize to her for freaking her out from beyond the grave.

JOHN: what was her life like otherwise?

JAKE: Pretty typical id say.

JAKE: She always characterized it as boring.

JAKE: But i never agreed really she got to live on the main land with access to all kinds of things i didnt have.

JAKE: Plus she lived with a cool and manly father who cared about her a lot and seemed like a standup gent.

JOHN: oh, she lived with her dad too?

JOHN: do you know anything about him?

JAKE: Not much other than what i just said and a few things she told me.

JAKE: I think he was stern and fatherly and dressed well if memory serves he was a private detective at one point.

JOHN: a private detective???

JOHN: wow.

JOHN: it sounds like he must have been a completely different kind of dad from the one i had.

JOHN: all these differences are so interesting... some are subtle, but some are drastic, like this one apparently is.

JOHN: it would be neat to meet him.

JOHN: i mean, not that it would be much of a substitute for getting to see my dad again, since they're totally different people, but...

JOHN: you know what i mean.

JOHN: do you know what happened to him?

JAKE: Im not sure i kinda lost track of him for a while...

JAKE: I think he might be in jail?

JOHN: jail??

JAKE: Yeah on derse.

JAKE: I THINK. I could be wrong though.

JOHN: i'll make a mental note to check on him some time soon.

JOHN: i bet jane would want to too, when she wakes up. i'll ask her about it.

JAKE: Good idea!

JOHN: you know jake, at first you seemed pretty shy...

JOHN: but you don't really seem that way at all now?

JOHN: you just strike me as a nice regular dude who likes movies and stuff.

JOHN: i'm glad we are getting a chance to talk!

JAKE: Yeah me too!

JAKE: Ive been feeling way out of sorts since i got sprung from the big house and dragged along to this here frog stage to suddenly bump gums with WAY too many people...

JAKE: But you are really good company john and you know how to make a guy feel at ease.

JOHN: heh, yeah, it is a lot of people.

JOHN: i'm having trouble keeping track of everyone myself!

JAKE: They all seem like decent folk and all but...

JAKE: I guess everyones catching me at a bad time.

JAKE: This wasnt how i pictured things going at all.

JOHN: how were you picturing it?

JAKE: Naively i suppose.

JAKE: Its not that i was expecting differently of anyone else...

JAKE: More that i had spurious visions of my own conduct.

JAKE: Remember the letter i sent you?

JOHN: yes.

JAKE: All the excitement and swagger you heard from me in those words...

JAKE: Thats the man i thought id be when you met me.

JAKE: A man of action and gumption... hell when i wrote that i thought by now maybe people would even have come to see me as a leader!

JAKE: What a laugh.

JAKE: I turned out to be such a disappointment to myself and everyone else.

JAKE: The bravado in that letter was fake ive realized lately.

JAKE: Ive realized a lot of things.

JAKE: That i could never be a leader or a people person or probably ever have a quality relationship with someone.

JAKE: So its hard to get up a lot of moxie for a big moment like this even though im as excited about it as everyone else.

JAKE: Tavrosprite already tried cheering me up and hes nice but i dont think it worked.

JAKE: Like by saying maybe all that stuff ISNT true and maybe im actually really great in all the ways i dont think i am?

JAKE: Its a nice thought but also it weirdly just doesnt make me feel any better.

JAKE: John you seem like the kind of guy who likes trying to cheer up a pal so i guess...

JAKE: I guess just so you know someone already tried telling me i was wrong and it didnt work.

JOHN: i don't think you're wrong though!

JOHN: well, i don't know.

JOHN: we just met! what could i know about you other than what you tell me?

JOHN: i believe you about all that.

JOHN: really, it just sounds to me like you are going through a lot of changes.

JOHN: changes are good!

JOHN: especially if you understand that's what's happening to you.

JOHN: i think that's how we grow and stuff.

JOHN: i think i've changed in a lot of ways.

JOHN: some ways that weren't easy.

JAKE: Yeah?

JOHN: sure!

JOHN: so you're realizing you like being by yourself, it sounds like.

JOHN: big deal!

JOHN: i like being alone a lot of times too. it helps me think.

JOHN: if that's who you are, there's nothing wrong with that.

JOHN: jade's grandpa liked being by himself too.

JOHN: so much so, that he moved to an island as far away from civilization as possible.

JOHN: but he still did adventurous stuff and was super successful and also raised a cool grand daughter, who was actually his daughter, and i guess also yours.

JAKE: Huh.

JAKE: Yes i guess youre right.

JOHN: and if nothing else...

JOHN: at least you have a cool costume.

JAKE: You...

JAKE: You really like it?

JOHN: hell yes!

JAKE: Wow thanks.

JAKE: Sometimes i worry that i might look a little silly.

JAKE: And feel kind of... exposed maybe?

JAKE: Like im on sexy display or such and people dont see me as a person.

JOHN: i wouldn't worry about that.

JOHN: i love the god tier pajamas, and yours are badass.

JOHN: you look like a super hero!

JAKE: Really???

JOHN: yes.

JOHN: well...

JOHN: maybe a plucky side kick, at LEAST.

JAKE: Heheheheh.

JOHN: side kicks are really under rated anyway.

JOHN: i think in some cases they might be the real stars.

JOHN: like, you know bat man?

JOHN: truth be told, i think he might just be some kind of gallivanting idiot.

JOHN: he's got all the money and skills in the world, and what does he do?

JOHN: he buys a fancy car to drive around in, then jumps out and starts punching crooks with his bare hands.

JOHN: then, when he gets horn swoggled by a wily clown with NO powers, and a LOT less money, who has to bail him out?

JOHN: his side kick of course.

JAKE: Yeah youre right!

JOHN: what is bat man even trying to prove? being all serious and "cool" looking.

JOHN: his side kick looks like he has a lot more fun, and smacks of confidence and self assurance, trotting around in his underpants.

JOHN: bat man probably doesn't even care much about stopping crime, it's more about walloping thugs and getting to feel cool.

JOHN: if he really cared about stopping bad guys, he'd probably use his fancy money to buy guns, and at LEAST show the criminals he's packing, to make them scared, if not surrender outright.

JOHN: i bet his side kick probably just has to wait for bat man to bungle things up with his stupid karate, and when he gets in trouble, the side kick just guns down all the crooks from a safe distance like a sensible person.

JAKE: Well i do love guns!!!

JAKE: ALSO fisticuffs.

JOHN: see? there you go.

JOHN: you're better than bat man already.

KARKAT: (WHISPER WHISPER WHISPER)

KARKAT: (WHISPER WHISPER)

JOHN: hold on...

JOHN: shh, listen.

JAKE: ...

KARKAT: (WHISPER WHISPER mayor)

KARKAT: (WHISPER WHISPER WHISPER can town?)

KARKAT: (WHISPER WHISPER but where? WHISPER WHISPER earth WHISPER)

KARKAT: (WHISPER WHISPER WHISPER to scale?? don't see how WHISPER WHISPER WHISPER)

KARKAT: (if you're really going WHISPER WHISPER WHISPER build WHISPER WHISPER)

JOHN: (ha ha.)

JOHN: (he's talking to the mayor again.)

JAKE: (so it seems.)

JAKE: (they really appear to have quite the rapport.)

JOHN: (i just love how he talks to the mayor.)

JOHN: (it's like he made up this whole language.)

JOHN: (of like minimal talking and hand gestures.)

JOHN: (it's so cute!)

KARKAT: *AHEM*

KARKAT: EGBERT, WHAT THE FUCK.

KARKAT: WERE YOU EAVESDROPPING?!

JOHN: no!

KARKAT: THIS IS A FUCKING PRIVATE CONVERSATION.

KARKAT: STOP BEING RUDE GARBAGE.

JOHN: i wasn't eavesdropping...

JOHN: you just happened to be like... right there.

JOHN: and you're a really loud whisperer!

KARKAT: OH!!! OK THEN! HERE, HAVE AN EXCESSIVELY *QUIET* (shut the fuck up)

JOHN: sorry!

JOHN: go back to your cute mayor conference.

JOHN: we'll mind our own business.

TAVROSPRITE: aCHOO!,

TAVROSPRITE: aaaCHOO!!!,

JOHN: oh man.

JOHN: what's going on now?

TAVROSPRITE: aCHOO!,,,

JASPERSPRITE: Meow. :3

TAVROSPRITE: aCHOOOOO!!!!!

TAVROSPRITE: wHY,

TAVROSPRITE: aCHOO,!

TAVROSPRITE: wHY, dOES YOUR LUSUS NEED,

TAVROSPRITE: aCHOO,!,,!

TAVROSPRITE: tO BE HERE,,,

TAVROSPRITE: aCHOO!!!,

TAVROSPRITE: mY ALLERGIES, }:(

JOHN: jaspers??

JOHN: what are you...

JOHN: wait a minute.

JOHN: rose, is that you?!

JASPERSPRITE: Meeeeeow!

JOHN: oh my god.

JOHN: i turn my back for two seconds, and something stupid happens.

TAVROSPRITE: aaaaCHOO,!!!

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Bullet Train, Bros, and every other movie you can stream from home this weekend

Happy December, Polygon readers. This week sees a slate of new movies arriving on streaming platforms and VOD. There’s the Brad Pitt action movie set on a train, Bullet Train, from director David Leitch (John Wick, Atomic Blonde, Deadpool 2), coming to Netflix this Saturday. There’s comedian Billy Eichner’s gay rom-com Bros, making its streaming debut on Peacock. There’s plenty more, too —…

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