#john humen

[somechubbynerd]

John Freeman, Saver of Humens.

[supersonicanimates]

playing half-life 2 lmao

gweujweijwegjgweu barney

barney you are so epic

i tried to see if dog could kill you with the boxes i didn't get far tho

oh there's my boy the g-man :D

i forgot about suit zoom so uhhh sorry

heheheheheheheheheheheh >:)

waiting for the moment i've seen in every gameplay video where John Freeman says "it's John Freemaning time!" and saves all the humens

also this game confuses the fuck out of me sometimes my dumbass cannot handle how subtle it is with where you need to go

[theindescribable1]

I send my strongest warrior to cleanse this land of the furbys: John Freeman, saver of humens!

oh come on. This idiot can't possibl-

Fritz: Inde! Let's just take John to Scrim's hideout so we can make our weapons and make battle plans! We can.. trust them... Besides, we need all the help we can get.

[pikkish]

i love this statue in the distance in taras nabad

because every time i see it, all i can think of is

JOHN FREEMAN, SAVER OF HUMENS

[swarnpert]

that's not skibidi toilet that's john freeman, saver of humens

i think it's super interesting that one of the npc models from half-life is part of not one, but two major internet memes

[littlequeenies]

Cleo and Cooky at a TV interview photographed at Steve Paul's The Scene by John Humen as stated within the foregoing text. 1970. From: http://johnhumendesigningwithlight.blogspot.com.es/2014/12/cleo-de-light.html 

The little photos with low quality are our screencaps :P

[peaky-arthur]

[robuttsyeah]

ya know.... for how much i love half life, i’ve never really drawn from it, especially gordon?? i mean i even have a tattoo for it for heck’s sake.

[zarla-s]

I didn’t know I needed an octopus in a sweater until I saw Octavian wearing the Madotsuki sweater I made. TOO CUTE

It got me thinking about other tentacle beasts that could wear sweaters, and of course ZEX and DAX stepped up to the plate.

[patreon]

[brujahinaskirt]

freemance this freehoun that there is only ONE ship in half-life that matters and that is JOHN FREEMAN x henry freeman’s mom

[officialisaackleiner]

heya doc! figured you were the best person to ask about this... do you know if there's any way for the combine to mess with peoples memories? - officaljohnfreeman

Hm... Well, John— I wouldn't put it past them to have such technology at their hands... with all the things they are capable of, that is.

[theoreticalconstruct]

Re: Full Life Consequences photoset: Is it a Fallout 4 protagonist made to look like John Freeman? Or a mod? Because the weapon info screens look like Fallout.

[eggchjf]

Every now and then I rediscover Half-Life: Full Life Consequences and am temporarily possessed by the spirit of John Freeman, Saver of Humens

OG pics under the Read More:

[junuve]

as soon as the beanie hat goes back on sale in the gemstore, my guild wars 2 john freeman cosplay will be complete

and no one will be safe in /say or /map

no one

[pistachi0art]

That’s gonna be a part 1 for my ghibli redraw series, I’m gonna spend some time back to personal stuff but that was really fun. Some people I’ll hope to draw next time is Eli, Mossman, maybe Breen, and the saver of humens, John Freeman :))

if anyones got character suggestions, go ahead and ask ^^

[nerdneeniya]

@a-british-guardsman Oh I remember seeing the Freemen thing, and I sorta get that play in words. I don't get why they'd spell this with an e too? What's the purpose?

The military NPCs that follow me around keep saying things like I didn’t sign up for a government conspiracy, and you know I think it’s much more than that.

Why send in the military to take out the scientists and then send in another group to take out the first group? Also, the military arrived almost immediately after the resonance cascade, now with this elite military group saying that their mission is to take out the remaining military grunts, it kinda seems like all this was planned. I kinda wonder if there will be someone else to take out this elite group at the end too.