#joey graced a

[snaky1ello]

Now that I think of it idk if i actually made a post about main jornoth au and crack jornoth au (mostly this one tho)

So I’m just do a run down of crack au

In this one xornoth and joey were never dating (/doing anything romantic) before xornoth got corrupted. I mean sure they knew of each other, well I mean Xornoth did crush a little but other then that nothing.

Then when XORNOTH comes into the server, shrub is like: “I’ll giving you 20 bucks if you flirt with the demon” (thinking that Joey may be in a little bit of peril for funnies)

So Joey does it of course. BUT LIKE AS A JOKE

And uhhhhh, this is how basically Xornoth falls for Joey. And um the aftermath is this basically-

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Joey:”you know that little bet about me flirting with the demon thing?”

Shrub:”yeah why- oh wait are you hiding from it rn? Cuz like I would be worried too LOL”

Joey:”it worked.”

Shrub:”I’m sorry what do you mean that ‘it worked’? Does the demon have like a fat crush on you or something? I’m joking of course that could never actually happen, right?”

Joey:”…”

Shrub :”...”

Shrub :”-oh my god.”

*door crashes down*

Xornoth:”oh my love we shall bid this empire and all the others in flame as we rise together in passion-“

* Insert screaming *

[angelellipsis-devilofdots]

joey batey did not write "you're not a coward cause you cower; you're brave because they broke you, yet broken, still you breathe" (x) to be known as the toss a coin to your witcher guy

[cursedcrazy-starkid]

we just murdered a football star right before the big game😟

I love cosplay that’s all

[skylarksof]

Nerdy Prudes Must Die + Reductress articles

[haischaper]

NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE!

Commissions Open!

[esperastra]

[7lizardsinacoat]

Darkness will spare my soul

Here's all my Nerdy Prude Must Die paintings in one set! These teens live rent free in my head for all eternity. I think i have the show memorized at this point for how much I watched it while doing these.

Yes I redid Richie's painting Don't look at me . (and shout out to @to-our-own-fairytale for the banger quote suggestion)

Edit: By popular demand, I have added these as prints to my store! Find them here!

[quinnigallagherjones]

my favourite final girls covered in blood

ready or not (2019) / evil dead (2013) / abigail (2024) / scream (1996) / the cabin in the woods (2011)

+ bonus

[ricky-mortis]

Nerdy Prudes Must Die doodles from last night

[starkid4lifelol]

Did you hear the word . Whats the word. New merch

[cosmic-mj]

I can survive this for only so long!

[snaky1ello]

i got a jornoth brainworm to do with the happy ending au world proposed at the end of scott's empires series

because i was thinking about that xornoth and joey being a thing and how rivendell is very very cold and the jungle is very very warm. their used to living in opposite climates and their cultural clothing reflects that

basically, joey in a rivendell outfit for when he visits xornoth there (possibly in xornoth's colors because yes) and xornoth in a lost empire outfit for when he visits the jungle (aka joey's excuse for getting him shirtless most of the time lmao)

Here’s a sketch 😼 (I’ll post the color version soon don’t worry)

I actually love this idea! I feel like Xornoth would have lots of multi layered snowy outfits bc Joey wouldn’t know how to dress for that weather. And would have a lot of different outfits kind of stockpiled Lmao.

And then Joey would also have outfits for Xornoth as well, and would give them these fancy(ish for the lost empire) clothing. That in any other situation Xornoth would not wear lol. 

[logray]

READY OR NOT (2019) ABIGAIL (2024)

[fictionalheroine]

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you:

Looks like could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll:

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll:

Looks like could kill you and could actually kill you:

Could die from eating too many cinnamon rolls:

[cloffmoff]

the range is actually insane

[severeheroineaddiction]

NPMD Spoilers Without Context