#joey ⸻ biography

[hiddenbysuccubi]

Don't you think I look pretty, curled up on this bathroom floor? But where you see weakness - I see wit. Sometimes I fall to pieces

Just To See What Bits Of Me Don't Fit

[kwebtv]

Pirates of Silicon Valley - TNT - June 20, 1999

Drama / Biography

Running Time: 95 minutes

Stars:

Noah Wyle as Steve Jobs

Anthony Michael Hall as Bill Gates

Joey Slotnick as Steve Wozniak

John DiMaggio as Steve Ballmer

Josh Hopkins as Paul Allen

Gailard Sartain as Ed Roberts

Jeffrey Nordling as Mike Markkula

Allan Royal as John Sculley

J. G. Hertzler as Ridley Scott

Gema Zamprogna as "Arlene" (a pseudonym for Chrisann Brennan)

Brooke Radding as Lisa Brennan-Jobs

Wayne Pere as Captain Crunch

Brian Lester as Charles Simonyi

Gerald McCullouch as Rod Brock

Marcus Giamatti as Daniel Kottke

Melissa McBride as Elizabeth Holmes

[burntgods]

⸻  quintessa swindell  /  non binary  /  they/he    .   .   .   is  that  JOEY RATHBONE  i  see  beneath  the  neon  lights  ?  not  much  is  known  about  the  27  year  old  who  has  lived  in  neocouver  for  27 YEARS.  though  the  shadows  do  whisper  about  their  DEBONAIR  ways  but  it  may  be  their  IMPRUDENT  habits  that  very  well  lead  to  their  damnation.  it  has  been  said  they  can  often  be  found  working  at  UNIVERSITY OF NEOCOVER  as  an ASSISTANT PROFESSOR but  their  free  time  is  spent  at  ELECTRIC FINDS.  many  will  be  able  to  hear  HOW WOULD I KNOW?  by  OLIVIA O'BRIEN  when  they  enter  the  room  but  it's  THE DRIVE FOR PERFECTION, SEEMINGLY PERFECT & READY TO UNRAVEL, LONG HAIR PULLED INTO A BRAID, ALWAYS WANTING FOR MORE  that  truly  leaves  a  lasting  impression  on  even  the  quietest  of  souls.  only  time  will  tell  if  the  WITCH  has  what  it  takes  to  live  and  protect  what  might  be  the  very  last  bit  of  salvation for  supernaturals  and  mortals  alike.

⸻ basic information.

name: joey parker rathbone nicknames: jo, jojo age: twenty-seven birthdate: july 15 zodiac: cancer gender & pronouns: non binary ( they/he ) orientation: bisexual, biromantic hometown: neocover, british columbia current residence: neocover, british columbia occupation: assistant professor at university of neocover affiliation: archivist for the circle of balance

⸻ physical.

faceclaim: quintessa swindell height: 5'3 build: slim hair: dark brown eye colour: brown tattoos: n/a piercings: lobes, septum

⸻ personality.

positive traits: debonair, astute, steadfast negative traits: imprudent, stoic, enigmatic labels: the bibliophile, the taciturn mbti: infj character inspiration: willow (buffy the vampire slayer), seth cohen (the oc), spencer reid (criminal minds), topanga lawrence (boys meet world) moral alignment: lawful good temperament: phlegmatic cabin number: six (athena)

⸻ lifestyle.

economic status: upper class living arrangement: two bedroom apartment in kerrisdale vehicles: black honda civic languages: english, french, latin likes: reading, coffee, reality tv, pilates, rain, cooking dislikes: running, hot weather, airplanes, take out alcohol use: rarely marijuana use: occasionally drug use: never tobacco use: never

⸻ biography.

joey has always been a quiet child, the one with their nose behind the book. they were always listening and taking notes, though. they had hundreds of journals under their bed filled with everything they saw that day. their childhood was colourful, packed with laughter and love provided by their parents and siblings and even better, magic.

this rathbone child also discovered at a young age that they didn't fit into a typical gender role and while it was hard for them to navigate it at first especially considering he didn't have that many friends, he always had the support of his family. joey's parents and siblings wanted nothing but to be happy for him, so when he decided to tell them, they did their absolute best to support him and offer up nothing but unconditional love and resources they needed so he became his best self.

after high school, joey started to thrive. they were able to start growing into the person they wanted to be... especially with their magic. joey's speciality started to become enchantment and spell casting... with all of the time he spent studying, he practically had every spell the circle of balance had available, memorized. most of the time in college though, they spent most of their time in the library or at circle meetings, taking notes and testing out different flavours of coffee.

joey graduated with a degree in history & english and is currently getting their masters degree / phd while working at the university. every week, they spend the sunday with their parents and siblings, cooking dinner together and catching each other up on their lives since now, they may be a bit more spread out across neocover.

⸻ headcanons.

joey loves clothes and fashion, the second bedroom in their apartment is a dedicated library and closet to house their collections

joey has been in an on again off again relationship since their second year of university ( wanted connection on the main )

joey loves popcorn and spends most of their nights reading, snacking on popcorn and having reality rtv playing in the background

joey is teaching themselves how to sew so they can make their own clothes and wants to maybe design things for their family and close friends

more to come...

[morbidology]

Amy Fisher, born in Merrick, New York, gained infamy in 1992 when, at age 17, she was arrested for the attempted murder of Mary Jo Buttafuoco. The incident stemmed from a tumultuous relationship with Joey Buttafuoco, a 35-year-old auto body shop owner who allegedly had groomed Fisher while she was a minor.

To gain his attention, Fisher repeatedly damaged her car as an excuse to visit his shop. After hearing Joey's frustrations about his wife, Fisher acquired a .25-caliber handgun and went to the Buttafuoco home, where a confrontation ended in Mary Jo being shot in the head. Remarkably, Mary Jo survived, though with severe injuries, leading to Fisher’s arrest and conviction.

Fisher’s trial quickly became a tabloid sensation. Her recorded conversations, including one with gym owner Paul Makely, exposed her willingness to leverage the scandal for fame, stating she wanted "her name in the press" to benefit financially. She accepted a plea deal, pleading guilty to first-degree assault, and served seven years in prison. Joey Buttafuoco initially denied the grooming, though he was later convicted of statutory rape after Fisher provided receipts and testimony confirming their relationship.

After her release, Fisher pursued a variety of public endeavors, including a column in The Long Island Press and publishing her biography, If I Knew Then.... In the years that followed, she faced controversy once more when her husband sold a sex tape of her, which she initially sued to prevent, later agreeing to promotional appearances. This shifted her career into adult entertainment, where she performed in films and worked as a stripper for several years before stepping away from the industry.

In later years, Fisher appeared on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, navigating the fallout of her early notoriety. Her life has been a continual source of media intrigue, particularly after reunions with both Joey and Mary Jo Buttafuoco.

[whosdinkleyhenderson]

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𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍. 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢, 𝚒 𝚋𝚎𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚕𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚢 𝚌𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚌𝚞𝚝. 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚗𝚘 𝚏𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛. 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠.

𝙽𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚊𝚜 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚣

"Hollywoods New 'IT' Boy"

"She's just...wow."

𝙻𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚣𝚘 𝚉𝚞𝚛𝚣𝚘𝚕𝚘

"The Celebrity Crush"

"Ciao y/n, sei bellissima!"

𝙹𝚘𝚎 𝙺𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚢

"Joey"

"Nick, take it from the guy who's been working with her for six years."

𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚑è𝚎 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚝

"Chandler"

"Her humour is dark and twisted only certain people understand. That's why I love her."

𝙲𝚘𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝙺𝚘𝚌𝚑

"The Match Maker."

"Ooo, yeah. I have a few connections Nick."

𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚊 𝙶𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚣

"The Mentor"

"I'm so proud of her. She's done so much growing, I feel so old."

𝙱𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚂𝚔𝚊𝚛𝚜𝚐å𝚛𝚍

"The Hidden Lover"

"She's an amazing girl to work with. But I can't answer that question, just yet."

𝙷𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚎 𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚍

"Phoebe"

"Hell yeah I'm her twin and she is mine. And then there's Ella."

𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚊 𝙿𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚕𝚕

"Monica"

"If y/n and I weren't friends, we defiantly be lovers hahah. Sorry Bill, she's mine and Hailee's."

AN: There you have it the main cast of She's One of A Kind. In this story Bill is single and doesn't have a child. 

All images have been sourced by Pinterest and gifs from their rightful owners .

[wingsoverlagos]

Today, I’d like to share one of Mark Lewisohn’s most entertaining fucked-up citations. This citation, Tune In 13-23, contains a rare example of Lewisohn almost saying something correct/insightful about Paul McCartney before hopelessly fumbling, as well as a far-less-rare example of Lewisohn correcting Paul on a bit of trivia while simultaneously mangling the source material. Here’s the text of the endnote itself:

In pink, Lewisohn lets us know that Paul, reflecting in the ‘90s on the events of 1960, did not correctly remember the name of the host. This is fine—I don’t take issue with Lewisohn correcting things the Beatles misremembered—but it’s very funny to see him correcting a bit of minutiae in the citation for two quotes he altered or misrepresented.

In yellow, we have what seems, on the surface, to be an actual insight about Paul: “Paul sometimes says ‘we’ in interviews when he means ‘I.’” This isn’t a paradigm-bending revelation—I’m sure my mutuals are all very aware of this habit of Paul’s—but it’s an insight nonetheless.

Or it would be, if this wasn’t said in relation to a quote where Paul clearly means himself and another person. So close, Mark! From Tune In:

Teenage Paul, out of his depth at a college party, pretends to be a singing Frenchman, creating ‘Michelle’ in the process. The first quote, the one where Lewisohn asserts Paul is using “we” in the singular sense, is from the Anthology (2000, p.198):

Do y’all see the problem here? “It was very sophisticated for me and George, so we were trying to hang in there and pretend we knew what was going on.” Emphasis added by me, just in case Mr. Lewisohn is reading and needs a little help.

This is not Paul saying “we” but meaning “I.” This is Paul explicitly stating how he and George felt. And like?????? The “clarification” Lewisohn provides in the endnote is completely unnecessary to begin with. There’s no reason to say Paul means just-him in this quote, unless Lewisohn is worried John will get lumped in with Paul’s loser teenager behavior. In that case, instead of lying and saying Paul actually meant just-Paul here, why not mention that George was at the party and out of his depth as well? Why do this??????

Onto Many Years From Now (1997):

The quote itself isn’t too altered. Lewisohn fails to mark the omission after “It was” with an ellipsis, but that’s small potatoes for him. The Irritating thing here was brought to my attention be @mythserene: even though Paul mentions three specific influences on his wannabe French style (Sacha Distel, Juliette Greco, and Maurice Chevalier), Lewisohn invokes an entirely different Frenchman, Jacques Brel.

With Lewisohn’s phrasing, he’s not incorrect. If Paul said “Joey Fatone and Justin Timberlake were huge influences on my choice to get frosted tips in 2001,” it wouldn’t be wrong to describe his appearance as “Lance Bass-esque.” But if you’re writing a musician’s biography, and that musician has named specific influences on their music or presentation, why would you not invoke those influences when the opportunity arises? Isn’t it more work—and less informative—to dig up some fourth French guy to slot in here instead?

Lewisohn thinks it’s worth the readers time to know that Paul forgot who hosted a party he attended as a teenager, at the same time putting in effort to avoid mentioning Paul’s stated influences.

[spockanalia-archive]

Spockanalia #1: Lettercol

Art by Sherna Comerford

Desilu Productions Inc. 780 North Gower Street Hollywood, California 90038

June 22, 1967

Dear Devra and Sherna:

Thank you very much for your letter which was forwarded to me by Mr. Gene Roddenberry. I am enclosing a biography of Mr. Spock, which I hope will satisfy your needs.

I sincerely hope that your magazine will be a success, and want to thank you very much for your interest in STAR TREK and MR. SPOCK.

Best wishes,

Leonard Nimoy

LN/tv

"Who is Leonard?" – Spock (to Joey Bishop)

Note: With the help and guidance of Open Doors, we digitized the first volume of Spockanalia and imported it to AO3, which you can view here. In order to meet AO3's terms of service, some of the content was edited or removed. The full version of the zine is preserved on this blog. The masterpost is here.

[jonquilyst]

ISLA VINCA for @changingplumbob's Dating Deanna BC

Fast Facts

Name: Isla Vinca (pronounced AI-luh VEEN-kuh) Gender: Female (Cis) Pronouns: She/Her Orientation: Pansexual Traits: Child of the Islands, High Maintenance, Jealous Aspiration: Beach Life Entry Type: Half a Glass

Biography

Meet Isla, a style influencer born, raised, and still living in Sulani. This beachy girl comes from a large family in which she's the only girl. She's the 4th of 5 children (of whom the rest are all boys) of 2 loving parents (a father and a non-binary parent). She grew up as a rather temperamental child, being quite feisty and intense as an infant and toddler. This later translated to her High Maintenance trait later in life; Isla has unpredictable emotions and even the tiniest problem will ruin her day. Although Isla has never had a romantic partner, she really wants one and has already thought out a perfect life for herself and her partner. Her catch is that she is deeply afraid of betrayal, cheating, and the like, so therefore she gets jealous quite easily. However, Isla is aware of her emotional shortcomings. That's why she wants to complete the beach life aspiration. Like her father Winston, Isla has a deep connection to the islands of Sulani and therefore wants to really enjoy beach life so that she can appreciate her home and regulate her emotions better. She loves all things beach and summer-related and her favorite colors are pink and sky blue. She is also interested in wellness (as a method for regulating her emotions) but she has no experience in it yet. Although she loves her family very much, Isla has been yearning for some feminine influence, so when she heard of a BC that was only accepting women, she immediately jumped at the opportunity! Isla is part of generation 9 of my Vinca legacy. Family tree here if you're curious!

Questions

Would you prefer your sim to only build a romance bar with Deanna or are you fine with them getting flirty and/or intimate with other contestants? Isla getting flirty/intimate with other contestants is ok with me Is your sim monogamous or would they be open to polyamory? She's monogamous Would your sim be open to woohoo in the later stages of the competition? Yes Would your sim be open to flirting with Joey? Deanna's older brother is an aromantic allosexual and will likely try to hit up a sim or two Yes

[joeysmuttonchops]

Jericho: Direct Quotes from 1984-1991

Joseph Wilson, AKA Jericho, was created by Marv Wolfman and George George Pérez for The New Teen Titans.

Joe is mute and DC has varied their care in portraying that. In his original appearances Joe is fluent in sign language, and that is his preferred way of speaking. However, even though Joe is constantly signing, the comics do not always translate his signing for the reader to follow.

I set out to collect specifically direct quotes from his original slate of appearances. From his intro in Tales of the Teen Titans #42 to just before Titans: Hunt, stopping at The New Titans #69. This list collects either direct translations of his signing, or quoted thought/bubbles, with their punctuation preserved.

This does not include his ability to talk using the voice, verbiage, and tone of the unconscious person he's possessing (a power used a lot right at his introduction, which then tapers off), or the times when he is shown to be signing but we are not given a direct translations of said signs. 

This also does not contain his narration in The New Teen Titans #47, which is Danny and Joey reading the auto/biographies of the Titans Joe has written. This is only because that would be a transcript of the entire issue, and I don't think I can fit that in a post.

Finally, this list does not include any spoken quotes from Titans: Hunt, where he was inexplicably able to speak verbally. I didn't include those for two reasons: 1. While there are a few moments when it's clear Joe is speaking and not the Souls of Azarath, ultimately they are both influencing eachother, so we can't be sure it is only Joe's words and verbiage. 2. This post is intended to function as an record of how little Joe was able to express himself in his own/preferred language.

I've included the full quotes, issues they're from, and a brief summery of what Joe is referring to, so beware of spoilers. Where I could not summarize the conversation, I have included Joe and the person he's talking with's dialogue.

I've tried to organize these quotes chronologically, but I may have made a mistake or missed a few. If you spot any, let me know; I'd love for this post to be as accurate as possible.

"Mommy! … Daddy?" — Tales of the Teen Titans #44 — Baby Joe's dialogue when Adeline and Slade arrive where Jackal is holding him hostage

"Will you marry me?" — Teen Titans Spotlight #3 — Joe asks Penelope Lord to marry him

"No! I won't!" — Tales of the Teen Titans #44 — Joe tries to refuse to hurt Dick while possessing him

Dick: "You want to help?" Joe: "Yes." — Tales of the Teen Titans #44 — Joe offers his help storming H.I.V.E. to rescue the Titans

"No." — Tales of the Teen Titans #45 — Joe says he's not ready to show his paintings in a gallery show

"Yes!" — Tales of the Teen Titans #56

"No… I'll help." — The New Teen Titans v2 #10 — Joe says that he'll be the one to help Kole.

"No. Yes. Friends… Not lovers." "Don't be. Stay… Talk… Cry…" — The New Teen Titans v2 #10 — Kole propositions Joey after Adeline finds her father. He turns her down

"Everything's fine." — The New Teen Titans v2 #12 — Joe responds to Kole

"I want to join… to go. Please take me with you." — The New Teen Titans v2 #13 — Joe asks to go with Kory on her return to Tamaran

K: "If you're going, I'll come with you." J: "No… please don't." K: "Why not? I - - I thought you loved me… like I love you." J: "I care… very much… Please understand… please." — The New Teen Titans v2 #14 — Kole tries to convince Joe to stay on Earth

"No." — The New Teen Titans v2 #16 — Joe tells Ryand'r that Kory isn't doing so hot

"Friend." — The New Teen Titans v2 #18 — Joe and Ryand'r agree that they're friends

"I stayed with my mother last night. She told me. I… cried through the night." — The New Teen Titans v2 #18 — Joey has heard about Kole's death after returning to Earth

"Kole is gone and nothing can be done. Go to Dick. His pains have just begun." — The New Teen Titans v2 #18 — Joey tells Donna to comfort Dick, who is reeling from the breakup/Kory's marriage, instead of staying with him after Kole's death

"No." — The New Teen Titans v2 #22 — Joe turns down shooting pigeons

"Yes." — The New Teen Titans v2 #22 — Joe agrees that either he misses the Titans or they've disbanded, it is intentionally unclear

"Yes." — Teen Titans Spotlight #4 — Joe agrees to help Penelope Lord

"Where… is… she… ?" — Teen Titans Spotlight #4 — Joe wakes up after being knocked out defending Penelope Lord

"Yes!" — Teen Titans Spotlight #4 — Addie asks if Joe still wants to be a pat of the mission knowing Penelope might be using him

"Yes." — Teen Titans Spotlight #5 — Joe says he has the promethium blueprints

"I - - agree." — Teen Titans Spotlight #5 — Joe and Adeline agree that the Lords are using them

"Why, Penny - - Why?" — Teen Titans Spotlight #5 — Joey sees Penny working with the H.I.V.E.

"I know." — Teen Titans Spotlight #6 — Joe tells Adeline he knows the Lord's plan

"Home." — Teen Titans Spotlight #6 — Joe explains why the Lord's haven't blown up their base yet

"I have you, my painting, friends. Nothing else is important." — Teen Titans Spotlight #6

"What about Dick, Kory and Raven?" — The New Teen Titans v2 #24 — Donna and Joey are talking about rejoining/reforming the New Teen Titans

"Thank you." — The New Teen Titans v2 #24 — Joe is replying to Wally's compliments

"Donna, turn to me… I can phase into you… Free myself that way." — The New Teen Titans v2 #27 — Joey has been tied to a lightning rod by the brotherhood of evil, Donna is trying to rescue him

"Im going to help or die trying!" — Action Comics #584 — Joey is teaching sign language at a street school when he hears the Titans are fighting Superman

"Down, Starfire." — The New Teen Titans v2 #33 — The bridge by Titan's Tower is collapsing, Joey wants to get into the water to start rescues

J: "Worried." D: "About What?" J: "You." — The New Teen Titans v2 #33 — Conversation between Dick and Joey, when Dick picks Joey up at his apartment. 

"Okay." — The New Teen Titans v2 #33 — Joey confirms Raven's medical status.

*I can't tell if this is Joe or Sarah signing "I mean, he's not the first guy I broke up with, huh? What are you signing?" — The New Teen Titans v2 #41 — Joey is talking with Sarah Simms

"I know… I know…" —The New Teen Titans v2 #46 — After Vicki assaults him, Chris King is worried about what Vicki would have done to Joey if she had caught him

"And I have a date with Tish… at M.O.M.A." — The New Teen Titans v2 #47 — Joey turns down an invite to go to the movies with the Titans

"I don't know." — The New Titans v1 Annual #5 — Joe's answer when Dick asks him where Raven is.

"Night-night!" —The New Titans v1 #52 — Joey tells Vic to knock out the guy he's possessing

"D-I-C-K. R-A-V-E-N." — The New Titans v1 #61 — Joe fingerspells Dick and Raven's names.

"I do." — The New Titans v1 #63 — Gar asks Joe if he knows he and Slade are friends

[in-death-we-fall]

Fell In Love With A ghoul

Some people spend their whole lives searching for their soulmate. But as Murderdolls prepare to gatecrash the charts with their cover of ‘White Wedding’, Joey Jordison and Wednesday 13 explain why they’re made for one another…

Words: Dave Everley Photos: Roxy Erickson

(docs link) (Clown article x x)

Wednesday 13, frontman with the Murderdolls, is an avowed Mötley Crüe fan. He owns all 11 of their albums; he'll even defend their traditionally indefensible later, minor works with all the passion of a man who has divested large chunks of his earnings into the band's output at one time or another. He has, he estimates, read their infamous biography 'The Dirt' eight times.

    Now Mötley Crüe were undoubtedly dunderheaded arse-clowns of the highest order — and you can't help feeling that Wednesday 13, despite his unshakeable affection for the band, knows this. But they were also absolutely fantastic, if only for one particular reason: in the midst of the soulless, self-obsessed circle jerk that was the '80s rock scene, they were utterly, gloriously unique. Yes, they were as dumb as fence posts; yes, their behaviour veered between the mischievous and the truly cretinous; yes, they spawned a whole shower of shit that took years to mop up. But they were out there on their own.

It wouldn’t be inaccurate to call Murderdolls a Mötley Crüe for the ‘90s, if only for the reason that, in the midst of the soulless, self-obsessed circle jerk that is today’s rock scene, they too are utterly, gloriously unique. Whether you’re of the opinion that they’re a knowing tribute to the days when bands’ agendas extended no further than having as much fun as possible as often as possible, or simply the latest in a long line of shit-kicking party bands that began with the New York Dolls, there’s no debating the fact that they’re out there on their own as much as Mötley Crüe ever were.

And for that reason alone, the Murderdolls deserve your attention.

On paper, Murderdolls shouldn’t really exist. Or at least, they shouldn’t exist on the scale that they do. A modern day cock rock outfit put together by the drummer from Slipknot, a band who, love them or loathe them, at least managed to sneak a form of extreme metal to the top of the charts? Riiight.

Except the Murderdolls do exist, and they are successful. Their sole album to date, last year’s glam-Goth opus ‘Beyond The Valley Of The Murderdolls’, has sold 50,000 copies in the UK – half of what Slipknot sell, admittedly, but done with only a fraction of the hype the latter band has been fuelled with over the past few years. Their new single, a snarling version of Billy Idol’s ‘80s hit ‘White Wedding’ looks set to bust their B-movie indebted noise out to the masses.

In a sparse but stylishly furnished room deep in the warren of corridors that make up the West London headquarters of Sanctuary Management – handlers of Murderdolls, as well as Iron Maiden, Guns N’Roses and dozens of others – Wednesday 13 sinks into an expensive leather sofa and proceeds to empty the contents of his less expensive leather trousers onto the glass-topped table in front of him.

“Man, too many pounds in my pocket,” he says good-naturedly, his attempt at an English accent as successful as that of most visiting American musicians (that is, not at all).

Two days ago, Murderdolls played the main stage of the Download festival. They hung around the site for another 24 hours, soaking up the atmosphere and generally drinking themselves senseless. Wednesday started “partying” at three o’clock yesterday afternoon. He didn’t stop until the small hours of the morning. He woke up at eight o’clock. It’s now two in the afternoon. There’s not even a whiff of a hangover. Bastard.

“I don’t get them,” is his cheery response. “Never have.”

The Wednesday 13 sitting here, laid-back and grinning, couldn’t be further removed from the sneering, spiky, B-movie anti-hero that appears on Murderdolls records. That Wednesday 13 is a sneering, spiky B-movie anti-hero with arsenic and embalming fluid running through his veins. This Wednesday 13 is Joseph Poole, a 26-year-old Mid-Westerner who still lives in the same “tiny as fuck” North Carolina town where he’s spent most of his life and who hadn’t so much as set foot on an aeroplane until Joey Jordison paid for him to fly to Des Moines to join the Murderdolls.

He looks nothing like you’d imagine him to. He’s fleshier for a start – not fat in the slightest, but not the sunken-faced cadaver that leers out from photos. He looks younger too, though that could well be on account of the fact that he’s not made up to resemble death warmed over. Only the array of tattoos that adorn his arms – “horror movie shit” like Bela Ludosi, Linda Blair, the Bride Of Frankenstein, Herman and Lily Munster, ‘Hellraiser’ – equate the man sipping Diet Coke and beaming effusively with the dreadlocked ghoul who fronts the Murderdolls.

Actually, Wednesday 13 isn’t really anything like you’d expect him to be, full-stop. Back home in Landis, he lives in a suburban home with his longtime girlfriend and his five-year-old daughter, Zoe (“We’re like ‘The Addams Family’,” he smirks). He admits that he’s shy, that “when I talk to people, I don’t really look them in the eye” (this is true). He’s not embarrassed to admit that his relationship with his parents is “awesome – my parents were always super-cool”.

What was your childhood like? “Dude, I lived in a trailer until I was 13 years old. I didn’t even have my own room until I was 10 or 11.”

And how were you supporting your family before that call came from Joey? “Delivering magazines. I had to drive an hour to my job, so I’d get up at 4:30 in the morning, leave at five and be there at six. I drove a big delivery truck. I had to go to grocery stores and put ‘National Enquirer’ and ‘TV Guide’ and all that shit in there. That sucked.”

Ever think of jacking it in and moving to New York or LA to get closer to the action? “I always thought it’d be cool to live in New York, but I never had the money, and I never had a band that was willing to pack up and move. I really lucked out when I got a call from Joey. The last fucking dude on earth I thought would call me would be the drummer from Slipknot.”

Before Joey Jordison entered his life, Wednesday 13 fronted the Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13. Formed when he was 19 years old, the Drag Queens combined the twin influences of Alice Cooper and Ed Wood. Between 1996 and 2001, they released four albums of schlocky, snotty punk rock (several songs from these records would be reworked and re-recorded for ‘Beyond The Valley Of The Murderdolls’). Their schtik – wigs, dresses and zombie make-up – was as becoming as it was dumb. Still, in North Carolina – a pig’s squeal away from Bible Belt country – that’s one hell of a statement to make.

“When we started out, it was complete war,” is his memory of the Drag Queens’ early days. “We didn’t want to be friends with anybody. Every show was a fucking battle. I’d just say shit to the audience to get a rise – if they were drinking beer, I’d shout, ‘Beer is for fags!’. Then they’d start throwing shit at us, and I’d take my guitar off and jump into the crowd.”

Did it ever get physical? “All the time. At one gig, a guy in the audience threw a beer at me. I dived in the audience and tackled him, and started beating the shit out of him. I was wearing a pink dress and platforms at the time. This was in a new town and there were 100 or so people there. I thought they’d beat the shit out of me, but they ended up cheering me on.”

Remarkably, Wednesday managed to survive those early shows relatively unscathed. Even more remarkably, local club owners seemed to like the band’s mixture of outrage and antagonism. The buzz around the Drag Queens began to spread across the state.

“Everybody in town hated us, because we actually got gigs. The club owners kinda dug us. They were like, ‘We’re sick of all that other shit – this is fucking entertaining, let’s book them’. All the other bands hated us for that – ‘They’re fags, they’re wearing dresses, they don’t know how to play music’.”

What did your parents think of what you were doing? “My mom always sewed my clothes for me. She sewed all my dresses up.”

And your dad? “I dunno. I’m sure any man doesn’t want to walk around a corner and see his son standing there going, ‘Hey Dad, I got this new dress. Like it?’. But now I think he’s proud – he’s seen that I’ve stuck to my guns with it all.”

What was the best thing about being in the Frankenstein Drag Queens? “The very beginning was awesome because it was so fresh – I was working in a furniture store, making five bucks an hour, so I took out a loan to pay for the recording of the first record. The record came out, and we felt like we were above everybody else. Then two months later, the drummer quit. But by the end, nobody gave a shit – where I lived, it had really died. That’s why when Joey called I thought, ‘Fuck it, I’m going to do this Murderdolls thing’.”

There’s a track on the ‘White Wedding’ single called ‘I Take Drugs’. In reality, Wednesday 13’s recreational pursuits extend no further than an impressive capacity for alcohol.

“I’ve never done drugs in my life,” he says with a shrug that says ‘Why should I have done?’. “I guess I’m chickenshit. I’ve taken aspirin, but that’s all. I’ve never taken coke or E. I’ve probably smoked six cigarettes in my whole life. I don’t need it.”

It’s a strange admission from a man who shamelessly admits to a lifelong obsession with the most debauched of genres, cock rock. In fact, Wednesday 13 is so obsessed with cock rock that he’s possibly the only person on the planet right now who could not only namecheck long-forgotten Welsh glam tarts Tigertailz, but also take the time to describe their logo (he does both today). He might not be Mötley Crüe material, but he might just have sneaked into fell Sunset Strip darlings Faster Pussycat.

Have you ever dated a stripper, Wednesday? “Yeah, and it was one of the worst things I’ve ever done too. She tried to kill herself in front of me. I broke up with her, so she ran into my kitchen, pulled out a butcher’s knife and cut her arm open in front of me. I grabbed the knife and grabbed her arm – my fingers went into the cut, and I actually touched her bone. I threw her into the car and drove her to hospital. When we got there, there happened to be a cop in the waiting room. There was some very quick explaining done.”

Ever filmed yourself having sex? “Never. But mirrors are cool.”

Ever been arrested? “No. And I don’t want to. I’m not the kind of guy who walked around going, ‘Fuck the police’. I’m totally pro-cop. I’m so pro-cop, it’s actually ridiculous.”

That’s not a very rock ‘n’ roll thing to say. “Fuck that. I think that being a cop is one of the bravest jobs ever. I couldn’t imagine pulling over some car at three o’clock in the morning, knocking on the window, not knowing who’s in there – you’re fucking with death. I’d never have the balls to do that job. I’m pro-cop all the way. And I don’t care what anyone says.”

What do your neighbours in North Carolina think of you? “Well, the guy on the left is a priest. He’s a nice guy. He helped me take my garbage out the other day, then tried to persuade me to come to church. I had to tell him no, in the politest possible way. The guy on the other side, I just know to say hi to.”

What’s it like being a father? “It changes you. I never planned to have a kid that young, but I would never take it back. My kid is my life. I’d do anything to protect her. I never forget who I am and that I’ve got responsibilities back home. When you go on the road, you turn into a monster, then you come back home and you’re back to normal, Mr Nice Guy.”

What does your girlfriend think of what you do? “She’s known me since I was 15. She’s got bright red hair and more tattoos than I do. She loves it. But when I get home it’s different. I’m just the family guy.”

Unlike Wednesday 13, Nathan Jonas Jordison – Joey to the rest of the world – is everything you expect him to be. Thanks to the phenomenal rise of Slipknot, and the volumes of press that have been written in its wake, it’s difficult to shake the feeling that you already know him inside out.

You don’t so much interview Joey Jordison as try to keep up with him.Sitting in the same position on the same sofa that was, until 20 minutes ago, occupied by Wednesday 13, the drummer and guitarist (he played both on ‘Beyond The Valley Of The Murderdolls’) will spend the next half hour machine-gunning out answers to a barrage of questions as quickly as they come in. He’s loud, assured, articulate and passionate. In fact, the only thing that’s surprising is that he still lives with his mother, in the same house in Iowa that he’s been in since he was two years old.

“It’s a real humble place out in the country,” he says. “I like the quiet. I like getting away from the busy streets and the noise and the chaos. It’s nice to go home to some peace and quiet, cos there’s none of that on the road.”

As we speak, Jordison has at least three projects on the go (there’s Slipknot and Murderdolls, plus an unnamed extreme metal project he’s working on with Necrophagia frontman Killjoy). His explanation is that he gets bored “very fucking easily”. Back home, he has three guitars placed strategically around the house (“one in my room, one in the bathroom and one downstairs”). Ask him what his greatest obsession is, and he replies, “music”. Ask him how he switches off from music, and he looks puzzled.

“What do you mean?”

Do you ever stop thinking about music? “No. It’s the only thing I know how to do well. I can spin upside down on a drum riser in front of 20,000 people with Slipknot, but I can’t go to the mailbox and figure out my mail. I have no sense of normal reality at all. Today I went out shopping. I walked to the fucking store, then I couldn’t figure how to get back. I have to be pointed in the right direction. That’s why I have to have an assistant with me all the time.”

As much as the Murderdolls are an equal partnership – and both Joey Jordison and Wednesday 13 are adamant that it is – there’s no doubt that it’s Jordison who provided the initial impetus. He’s the one who took the raw materials – specifically The Rejects, the glam-punk band he played guitar with intermittently during the ‘90s – and shaped it into something new. He’s the one who marshalled the personnel, calling Wednesday out of the blue and flying him to Des Moines to see if his dream could work. He’s also the one who, by dint of his status as a member of one of the biggest metal bands on the planet, gave the Murderdolls an instant profile.

Are you a control freak, Joey? “Yeah. Well, maybe not a control freak, but I definitely like to have my opinions. People respect me because I have strong opinions. But it’s not about ego – it’s about the end result. That’s all I'm concerned with.”

Are you friends with the people in your bands? “Every one of them. The Slipknot dudes are like my brothers. We’ve been through everything together – we started with jack shit and we became one of the biggest metal bands around. With this band, I don’t know everybody like I know the guys in Slipknot, but I love them all to fucking pieces.”

Does it bother you that the Murderdolls are still seen by some as ‘Joey from Slipknot’s band’? “I don’t think people see it that way anymore. When we first toured, all you’d see is Slipknot shirts. You don’t see that now. Now it’s kids all in red and black. Murderdolls is a fun band.”

What about a party band? As in a band who like to party? “Oh yeah.”

How much alcohol do you get through a week? “Wednesday got through a bottle-and-a-half of Jägermeister last night.”

What about the other trappings of rock ‘n’ roll? The sex, the drugs… “Certain guys in the band like the groupie thing. I don’t necessarily. Wednesday certainly doesn’t.”

Why don’t you like it? “I’ve kind of gone through it already. It’s not even really that good. It doesn’t… (pause) I mean, I’m into making girls do weird shit.”

Such as? “If a girl’s got a cool trick, she can come on the bus for entertainment purposes rather than sexual purposes.”

Give me an example of the sort of entertainment you’re talking about here. “A girl came on the bus once and fucking smoked a cigarette through her pussy, then blew it out of her mouth. I was, like, ‘I wanna see that’.”

You’re friends with Marilyn Manson. What does a night out with the two of you involve? “Actually it’s not as crazy as you might imagine. We might be round his house, watching TV, having a couple of drinks, talking about music. It’s not like you think – chicks and drugs and shit.”

The most common misconception about the Murderdolls, usually held by people who either don’t like the Murderdolls or have never heard them, is that they’re stupid. Murderdolls aren’t stupid. They’re stoopid, like Kiss were stoopid, like Mötley Crüe were stoopid. Yes, that might occasionally involve what Wednesday 13 calls “our idiot tendencies”, whether that means getting cross-eyed drunk on red wine and falling asleep in the lavatory of an airplane (as Wednesday recently did on a flight back from Japan) or starting a bar brawl in Germany (as Joey did when the band were last in Europe).

But ultimately, the Murderdolls are a rock ‘n’ roll band, and that’s precisely what rock ‘n’ roll bands are supposed to do. And now, more than ever before, we need rock ‘n’ roll bands who are willing to do rock ‘n’ roll things.

And that, once again, is why the Murderdolls deserve your attention.

Murderdolls are currently touring the UK with Stone Sour. Check Out There for details. Their new single, ‘White Wedding’, is released on July 14 via Roadrunner.

Gig Of The Week

Murderdolls/Stone Sour

Dates: Birmingham Academy July 9, Glasgow Barrowland 10, Manchester Apollo 11, London Brixton Academy 12. Admission: £16, London £18. Support: Elviss.

Some and see us because… Corey Taylor (vocals, Stone Sour): “Where else can you see five idiots kicking ass and getting naked? It’s going to be great playing with the Murderdolls, they’re a great live band. We can’t wait to get back because Donington was awesome. I got some comments about looking like Joe Elliot backstage, and it was weird playing with Metallica in the background. But that was crazy shit, and I got very drunk.” Wednesday 13 (vocals, Murderdolls): “You will see a rock show, not a nu-metal show with baggy pants, and you will see a group of pretty guys – us. It’ll be cool to play with Stone Sour. I sat down with Corey for the first time at Donington and we talked about movies and shit.”

Look out for… Corey: “A couple of songs that aren’t on the album, and Jim doing his weird goose-step walk. I’ll say no more about that.” Wednesday: “Toothpaste and toothbrushes. Fire and blood. That’s all just part of our show.”

Don’t go to the toilet when… Corey: “We’re playing. Hold your fucking piss. If you go while we’re onstage, I’ll fucking kill you.” Wednesday: “We’re playing. You could miss anything. There’s no telling what we’ll do. You could miss my big, giant gun. Which, incidentally, I don’t think we’ll have any trouble getting through customs. I know people.”

If you see me in the bar afterwards… Corey: “Buy me a Jack and Coke. Everyone knows that. We love hanging out and goofing off, when we’re not getting drunk and stripping.” Wednesday: “Buy me a shot of Jägermeister. Absolutely definitely come and say hello. I always hang out with the kids.”

Brett Callwood

[fence-time]

Gem is probably the only one that participates in the science fair the way they were supposed to not doing the bare minimum but not going crazy

Lizzie just BSed it she googled experiments that a child could do online and copy pasted the information onto poster board blatant plagiarism

Joel got to carried away with decorating and making it look pretty that he didn’t do the experiment

pix completely missed the point of the science fair and instead of doing an experiment he chose a scientist and put together a detailed biography of their life and the effects they had on the modern day

Katherine chose to do a social experiment you know the photographs that are taken of people before and after someone complemented the subject yeah she did that

shubble did an experiment but she didn’t fallow the scientific method and didn’t have data she brought multiple plants that the average kid would have measured over time but instead she made vague statements about how they grew really fast

Scott’s project melted and the papers got soaked as a result the data was lost

sausages was deemed to inappropriate and was not allowed to be displayed

Pearl made a catapult and even completed it but she spent the night before putting on the final touches so she slept through the hole thing

Joey is the dirt cup guy that didn’t even remember was a science fair until the day of

jimmy being his usual unlucky self got a cold and couldn’t go to school which while bad for his health was also good for his grades because he also would have brought in a dirt cup so he never actually remembered that there was a science fair and nobody told him

fwhips caught on fire

Wh what was so inappropriate about sausage’s project?? I am intrigued

ALSO ACCURATE! VERY ACCURATE !!

[lafayettenossie]

WOD / VTM - V5 / The Call of Cthulhu - Trail of Cthulhu RP account.

3 main Universes:

- 1920s New England-based lovecraftian private detective Jacques Francis Lafayette;

- 2020s-2040s New Orleans Anarch Nosferatu private detective / Camarilla Sheriff of NOLA's Court Francis Louis Lafayette;

- 2020s-2040s Alternative Universe character Hecata (Samedi) NOPD Homicide Detective Marie Louise Lafayette.

His biography (from 1888 until 2020s)

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OCs related:

Diana Selene;

Josephine "Joey Laveau" Archer;

Nimué;

[masked-sluts]

Joey Wilson

Basic Information

NAME: Joseph Wilson

AKA: Jericho, Joey

GENDER: trans male

PRONOUNS: he/him

BIRTHDAY: November 22

AGE: 26

ORIENTATION: gay

OCCUPATION: hero, member of the Titans

Family

PARENTS: Slade and Adeline Kane

SIBLINGS: Rose and Grant Wilson

Appearance

FACE CLAIM: Chella Man

HEIGHT: 5' 10"

EYES: brown

HAIR: black

BUILD: lean

RACE/ETHNICITY: Chinese

DISTINGUISHING MARKS: a scar on his throat

Personality & Behavior

SKILLS & HOBBIES: hand-to-hand combat, astral projection, possession, accelerated healing, collecting vinyl records

POSITIVE TRAITS: kind, intelligent, optimistic

NEGATIVE TRAITS: sly, subservient, withdrawn

NSFW

MUSCLES: slender, lithe, lean

ASS: round

POSITION: switch bottom

KINKS: edging, breeding, dirty talk

EXPERIENCE: some experience

Biography

Joseph "Joey" Wilson lived a fairly happy childhood. That is until an enemy of his father's kidnapped him and his mother. While Joey and Adeline made it out alive, Joey's throat was cut enough to make him mute.

They left his father and Joey soon developed his abilities.

His connection to Slade and his powers garnered the attention of the Titans and after a rocky start, he did eventually convince them of his desire to be a hero. He uses his powers and the skills his father taught him to be an asset to the Titans though it's hard for him when they go up against his father.

[godscobhhq]

Launchpad McQuack from Ducktales

Name: Landon McCormack Age: 35+ Profession: UTP Pronouns: UTP FC suggestions: Nyle Dimarco, Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman, Joey Richter Availability: Open

Biography UTP

Notable character information: Landon has a passion for traveling around the world, but you wouldn't know it looking at the number of times their pilot's license has been revoked.

[nayialovecat]

The Ink Demonth 2023 - Day 20. Factory

Day 20. Factory Crossover: Death and Taxes You can feel frustrated when, day after day, you see on your desk a profile of the same person whom you remember having sentenced to death the previous day.

YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE HOW HARD THIS INK DEMONTH ENTRY WAS TO MAKE! Starting from the difficulty with the font (I had to do a lot of fiddling to make it look like the original one), through arranging things on the desk and replacing the appropriate elements... Oh, horror. I probably took 20 screenshots from the game, sometimes only for one small element (e.g. the number 5). I struggled with this for several hours. Editing screenshots is much more time-consuming and tiring than drawing everything from scratch, really. But I wanted it to look like a screenshot from the game, so I only have myself to blame... Interesting facts: this is my first Ink Demonth ever made entirely on a computer (without a sketch on paper)! And no, I don't use tablet, only mouse... I also had some trouble figuring out Henry's age - because honestly, I never figured out how old Henry was when he started the Studio with Joey - or what year exactly the SATIM story takes place. Additionally, I didn't know whether I should count Henry's age from his birthday or the age he had when he was stuck in the time loop? So his age is very indicative here (in my calculations I was between 56 and 64 years old).

By the way, I would like to thank two people who helped me a lot with this entry. The first is my one proofreader, Ozi, who found the right font for me. The second is my second proofreader, Titatotrix, who wrote me a short biography of Henry in Polish. You may not know this - but I have a hell of a problem with short forms. When I started writing a summary of my Henry's life, I had about 5 sentences and I hadn't even gotten to the point of being trapped in a time loop… So thanks to you two, dear friends and proofreaders!

Well, maybe being a Grim Reaper isn't exactly working in a factory, but anyone who has played the game knows that there is something in the routine of office work as a Grim that can be associated with the word "factory", especially when your boss' orders take away any decision-making power from you (e.g. kill everyone in the bottom row). Besides, if you follow the orders strictly, you are repeatedly called a "mindless drone" and a "soulless machine" in the game.

I like this game, although it is a bit depressing and quite tiring in the long run. Someday I have to play as an absolute rebel, doing everything as I see fit - and see if I get fired (killed) or something else happens :]

PS. Originally, the Factory theme was supposed to be Entrapta and her robots from "She-Ra and the Princesses of Power", but I really didn't feel like drawing it. And when it turned out that I remembered wrongly and in "Death and Taxes" we don't use Pen, but Marker of Death, I started rotating the entries, Clover ended up in Pen, Bluey appeared in Creation, and She-Ra was completely dropped from the list. It's a pity, but… it's supposed to be fun, first of all, for me - I don't want to get tired of drawing something that isn't fun for me to draw.

Bendy and the Ink Machine (c) Joey Drew Studios Inc. Death and Taxes (c) Placeholder Gameworks Sammy and the Ink Machine (c) Nayia Lovecat

[maevepeters]

INTRODUCING MAEVE PETERS: just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly.

FULL NAME            maeve willow peters.

BIRTHDAY              december 21st ( 26 ) . 

BIRTHPLACE          oahu, hawaii.

GENDER                 cis female.

OCCUPATION     paramedic.

BUILD                     athletic.

HAIR COLOR         blonde .

EYE COLOR           brown.

HEIGHT                  5’6

PARENTS              maxwell peters ( father ), wayne roberts ( biological father ) + jasmine peters ( mother )

SIBLINGS        older brother (on biological father's side, she is unaware)

PETS                    none.

CHARACTER PARALLELS: piper halliwell ( charmed ), joey potter ( dawsons creek ), chloe beale ( pitch perfect ), vic hughes ( station 19 ), sylvie brett ( chicago fire ), heather nill ( panic ), summer roberts ( the oc ), brooke davis ( one tree hill ), annie wilson ( 90210 )

PINTEREST | PLAYLIST

BIOGRAPHY with mentions of infidelity, pregnancy, and death :

Maeve Peters entered the world on a hot Tuesday morning in the dead of summer, born to Jasmine and Maxwell Peters in the backseat of their old 1986 Bronco. The circumstances of her birth might have been unconventional, but she was enveloped in the love and care of her parents. Jasmine, a waitress, and Maxwell, a lawyer, worked tirelessly to provide for their little family, despite the secret Jasmine carried.

When Jasmine met Maxwell, their romance was a whirlwind, leading to an engagement within weeks. However, Jasmine was pregnant with another man’s child, Wayne Roberts. Despite her deep love for Wayne, she discovered his double life and refused to settle for anything less than genuine commitment. It was sheer luck or fate that she found Maxwell so soon after, and he was never aware of the true timeline. When Jasmine returned a month later claiming she was pregnant with his child, Maxwell married her without hesitation. Seven months later, Maeve was born.

Maeve's childhood was simple and pleasant. She excelled academically and spent summers with her grandparents. A naturally observant child, she grew into a more outgoing yet still reserved young woman. In high school, she was captain of the dance squad, president of the student council, yearbook editor, and valedictorian. Her life unfolded as she had hoped, and after high school, she pursued getting her EMT certificate, much to her parents' pride.

After getting her EMT certificate and working for a few months, she then decided to go to school to become a paramedic. Two years later, she officially became a paramedic in her hometown. For the next four years, Maeve worked as a paramedic until she met Dylan while she was on a birthday trip with her friends in Aspen, Colorado. It was love at first sight for her and they spent the rest of their time together. It was hard to say goodbye but they did and she never forgot him. Fast forward two years later and they meet again but this time Dylan was brought out as her best friend’s boyfriend. 

They maintained a friendship that was deeper than most but never crossed the line until March of 2024 when Maeve had lost someone on her job and came to him for comfort. They ended up in bed together but never spoke about it again. It was to her surprise that two months later, Dylan and her best friend were engaged. It was also that morning that Maeve found out that she was pregnant. After the dinner party, Maeve packed her bags and headed to a new town. She changed her number and got a job that she fell in love with and seven months later, Stella was born. It hasn’t been easy starting over but she’s excited for the journey. 

HEADCANONS

she always wears the cross necklace that her mother had gifted her on her eighteenth birthday. she believes that it brings her luck especially when she's on the job. it has been through the ringer with her, but she wouldn't trade it for anything else.

when she's not at work, she is usually found on the roof of her apartment complex watching the stars. she has even purchased her own star from a star registry. she has learned a lot about the constellations throughout the past seven months that she has been in woodside.

maeve is actually super smart despite what most people think about her. they see her blonde hair and assume that she is ditzy but she is anything but. she has worked hard to get ahead of the stereotype and will be the first to show off just how smart she is.

her favorite season is winter ( where she would often spend her holiday's with family in new hampshire ) and she wishes that it could be winter all the time. she loves the cold weather and the snow but she especially loves being able to cuddle on her couch with a cup of hot chocolate watching christmas romance movies.

CONNECTIONS

her baby's father/ex fling ( male, aged between 26 - 32 ):  it was winter of 2021 when maeve met this muse. she was on a ski trip with her best friends in aspen (he could be from there or visiting like herself) and from the moment their eyes locked in a crowded lodge, she swore it was love. okay, maybe not love but those feelings surpassed anything she had ever felt before and she didn’t even know his name yet. before they could talk, she was whisked away by her friends. it wasn’t until that night that they met again in the elevator going down to the lobby. they immediately started talking and for the rest of their time in aspen, they were together. the trip lasted a week which was a hard goodbye but eventually they parted ways. fast forward almost two years later in the summer of 2023, maeve was attending her best friend’s party when she was introduced to her best friend’s boyfriend. And wouldn’t you guess it? it was your muse: the one that she had met at the lodge years prior. the feelings were still there but maeve had to hide them as best as she could. these two fell into a friendship that was deep and entangled. always the person the other relied on and the emotional aspect of their friendship started blurring the lines. fast forward to march 2024 and during a night of heightened emotions the two fell in bed together. two months later, maeve was sat at a dinner party where an announcement was made. your muse was engaged to maeve’s best friend. a shock to say the least and that was the night maeve disappeared. she moved across the country to a town where nobody would find her, changed her phone number and started over. seven months later on november 10th, maeve gave birth to a baby girl stella. she has not talked to this muse since.

best friend ( female, aged 26 - 32 ): they were next-door neighbors for as long as they can remember. the friendship came easily and it was like they were two halves of the same person. knowing that she betrayed her is something that she is deeply saddened about. when she left, she did write her a note about how much her friendship meant to her and that she would cherish the times that they had. she hasn't talked to her since the day she left, which was the night that her best friend announced her engagement.

someone she saved (any gender and any age): this could be someone in woodside or back in hawaii where she was located before she moved seven months ago. this would be someone that she met while being an EMT or paramedic and she essentially saved them. what happened is up to the player. 

childhood friends or anyone she knew in hawaii (any gender and any age): they could have been just friends, acquaintances, neighbors. the options are endless and it would be fun to have people in her old life show up in woodside. 

older brother (male, aged between 28-35): this is her biological half sibling. her biological father would also be their father. she has never met them and doesn’t even know that he exists. it would be fun to play out in terms of how he found her and how their relationship would ultimately play out.