#joe welcome

[texasthrillbilly]

For those of you who enjoyed my Joe Welcome Venture Bros fics, here's a little bonus scene, just for you, my loyal followers on Tumblr. Happy new year, Venturoos!

"A parade? You're lucky you're not in federal prison, old friend," said Jonas Venture's even, yet clearly iratated, voice.

Little Rusty had gotten out of bed for a glass of milk and heard the sound of grown-ups talking coming from his father's study, so on tippy toes, he crept down the hallway towards the half open door.

"I didn't literally mean a parade," drawled another man's voice.

Rusty recognized it as belonging to Joe Welcome, a space cowboy who had recently saved he and his father's lives when they were lost in space.

"And you're the lucky one. Lucky you and Rusty aren't still stuck on that god forsaken planet being menaced by those aliens, which you would be if not for me," the man continued.

"Don't threaten my son," Jonas said, darkly.

Rusty tilted his head and cupped a pale, freckled hand to his ear. Through the thin beam of light coming from the gap, he could see the shadows of both men moving around on a souvenir covered wall.

"I didn't... I wasn't..." Joe stammered, suddenly flustered and more than a little offended.

"Look," said Jonas, becoming his usual jovial self again, "I did all I could. I gave a glowing testimonial for you, but I only have so much sway with the government. My hands are tied, and quite frankly, I'm a little shocked you'd even come here asking me for such favors. I thought you had more dignity than that, man."

"I guess I just expected things to be the way they used to be," said Joe, solemnly.

"Things change," said Jonas.

Rusty could hear the squeek of his father's office chair and knew he had sat down behind his large, ornate desk.

"I see," said Joe. "Guess I should be on my way, then."

"Yes, i think you should, and close the door behind you, I have some work to go over here," said Jonas.

Rusty heard Joe Welcome approach the door suddenly and made to run, but there was no time.

The door swung open, and the young boy was illuminated by the light that spilled out of the room. He shielded his eyes but could just make out the silhouette of the cowboy his father had just chastised who now stood before him.

"Hey, lil' pardner," said Joe. "Ain't it past your bedtime?"

"Rusty? Is that you?" His father called out.

"Ye- yes, pop," said Rusty's timid voice.

"Come in here, son," said Jonas, then to Joe he said a curt, "So long, Joe."

"Adios, kid," was all Joe said as he passed by Rusty, who watched him dissappear down the darkened hallway before he entered his father's study himself.

"Now, what are you doing up at this hour?" His square jawed father asked, regarding him with beady, studying eyes.

"I- I had that dream again" Rusty said hesitantly. "About the alien."

"Oh, tiny wonder," his father said, condescendingly, "how many times do I have to tell you this? There's no such thing as aliens."

"But-," began Rusty, but his father reached forward in his chair and pulled the boy up onto his lap with firm hands before he could protest.

"Don't listen to that bad cowboy man," said Jonas, comfortingly.

"He saved us, though," said Rusty.

"Nooo, that was just an episode of your cartoon, son. Don't you remember?" Said Jonas.

Rusty looked into his father's eyes in confusion.

"You're mixing up what you see on television with what you see in your learning bed again," Jonas went on.

"O- Okay," said Rusty, very unsure.

"Trust me when I say that Joe Welcome is a bad man," said Jonas. "He's a liar, and there's nothing worse than a liar."

[radicalgraff]

"Remember Kids, refugees aren't stealing Ireland's resources. Real estate investment companies are!"

Sticker spotted in Rathmines, Ireland

[butterflyslinky]

The last several weeks have been focused on what you're voting against with a vote for Biden.

I think it's important to know what you're voting for, and how one of the most far-left senators feels about it.

[c0tt0nballz]

I had a funny idea

[persuaison]

♪ lord save me my drug is my baby i'll be using for the rest of my life.. ♪

[freyaswolf]

[cainternn]

WIPEOUT 🦈

[mamaestapa]

J. Burrow Masterlist

• welcome to the jungle

• daddy issues

• sick day

• welcome home

•all for the gram

• our little peanut

• jealousy, jealousy

• “we’re her favorite uncles”

• sweet as sugar (SMUT)

• bedtime stories

• closer (SMUT)

• lover

• media day

• mans best friend

• my girl

• passenger princess

• wrong number

• winter wonderland

• the best vacation yet

• take your son to work day

• forever and always

• rough night

• if i seem shy, it’s cause you seem so shiesty

• pauses, then says, you’re my best friend

• all grown up

• the best news ever

• missing the baby bliss

• we didn’t think you’d be back

• daddy daughter day

• joe’s good luck charms

• fourth times a charm

• happy turkey day

• baby’s first thanksgiving

• baked with love

• have yourself a merry little christmas

• frosting looks better on you

[danny-doodles]

Pretty princess Steve Harrington

[lcs-scar]

ELTINGTOBER Days 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30 & 31!

WILLOUGHBY - ROBOTS - ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - LIBRARY - REUNION - JOE - HALLOWEEN

Special credits to @/themarathonmen for the zombie AU on Day 27! Such a great idea and fun designs <3 Thanks to @/robbysgop and @/rebelgubble for making the prompt list! and also thanks to @/p3ppermnt for making this rendition.

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AN - Finished the Eltingtober challenge!! Woohoo!! It was the first one I actually both start and finish, and I have to make a quick shoutout to everyone who participated- who started but didn't finish or the ones who started midway, it was so inspiring to see your works! You all did wonderful <33 (here or on other platforms, I think some people shared their pieces on twt?? but I don't look at the fandom much there...)

Glad I finally managed to contribute to something after all, especially since it has been a quite long hyperfix of mine... I also need to interact more, where are you at eltingville moots, I want to ramble abt these guys with you 💔

ALSO... I'll tackle the few asks I received weeks ago, sorry to have not replied yet, you'll received your requests soon 🫶 AND THANKS PEOPLE FOR THE BOOPS!! it was so silly! I'm the most awkward individual ever so I was scared to overdo it, but those exchanges made me giggle, love yall! 💞💞

[jamieleecvrtis]

[texasthrillbilly]

I threatened to do it, and I did. It's only the first half, but I continued the Joe Welcome saga that started with Out to Pasture. Enjoy. Or don't.

[djotime]

JOE KEERY The Tonight Show – Dec. 21, 2023

[fangirls-just-want-to-have-fun]

me at the end of episode 5 of agatha all along:

[unbranded-chaos]

this fucking gif

[persuaison]

♪ the more that you say the less i know, wherever you stray i follow, im begging for you to take my hand, wreck my plans that's my man ♪