#joe the ho

[ratprophetistfordism]

Paused at the perfect moment while skimming Joseph Anderson streams for the "nailed it" clip.

[metamorphesque]

permit me voyage, love, into your hands (James Agee) Pride & Prejudice (dir. Joe Wright) Anna Karenina (dir. Joe Wright) Memories of Murder (Bong Joon-ho) In the Mood for Love (Wong Kar-wai)

[eeboyysworld]

Genre: smut

Storm shadow X Male!reader

Contains/Warnings: corruption kink , public sex , cream pies, anal sex , coming untouched, uniform kink. Vry short❕

‘This suit is uncomfortable..’ sighing, rolling your neck, satisfied as you crack it.Papers scattered across the desk, pens and pencil out of ink and dull to the tip.

Rubbing the sleep out your eyes, fixing posture, ready to tap away as the computer screen shined along your face.

Few minutes in, close to finish this report your superior needed, a hand slapped your back, flinching, preparing for the worst as you swing the chair backwards, ready to catch whoever was messing with you.

“Relax.. it’s just me!” Sizing the man you called your boyfriend , who was nested in a bright white suit , new scratches littering his face, grin plastered on his mouth.

‘Looking handsome.’ you didn’t admit that out loud , instead ,standing up and questioning him. “ Shouldn’t you be working?” No response. With all the stress you were put under and having no way to release it from the amount of paper work you had, it ticked you off that he didn’t say anything.

Turning around , ready to throw fury for no reasons, you were met with the other’s face, inches away from yours. “Your ass looks great in those pants.” Wow.

Barely pressing his lips against yours, whispering into you, “ I need you right now..” gripping your hand, slowly bringing it down to his closed crotch, feeling his hard on. “ Look what you do to me baby..” quiet groans left his mouth, forcing your hand to grope onto him.

“It’s only right you help me fix it.” Unsure, as you guys were in a very public place, biting down your lip, face flushed from his eyes lingering on you. “I-i.. there’s p-people here!” Your own eyes flickering across the room to watch out for anyone who may walk in.

A forceful hand gripped your jaw , making you look into the other’s eyes.” People won’t come in-“ the warmth of his hands left momentarily before they were on you again , switching from your jaw to your thighs, pushing you on-top the cluttered desk.

“If they do.. I might let them watch..” shaking your head rapidly, shame filling you up, “I’ll make you feel good.. you know that right?” It wasn’t a question, at the end of the day you were a mess under the man as he loved every inch of your body.

Nodding, nuzzling into the crook of his neck.His hands rubbing down your back, “Words, please?”

As soon as the words left your mouth, you found yourself on your stomach, feet on the ground , pants messily pooled around your ankles. No prep, no nothing, the man leaving marks on your neck , murmuring ‘sorry,’ ‘he couldn’t wait to be inside you’

The stretch hurt, the pain as soon as it was there was gone, the burning sensation brought tears to your eyes. But it felt so good.

Setting a Brutal pace, this is what you get for dating a ninja. Hands searching for anything to hold on to, arching for more access , pleads spilling out your lips.

Hitting the right spot , the ache between your legs bobbing up and down from impact.

Biting down your hand , muffling any noise escaping you, leaving teeth marks behind, worried that anyone could see you two.

A slap bounced off the walls, the rough hand hitting back and forth, red imprints left behind , “f-fuck!”

Sweat dripped down your temple, extra hot as your dress shirt was still on, barely hanging on a thread. Hips rocking into you, dick leaking beneath you , tip a soft hue of red as it was left unattended.

“That suit , l..looked so good on you,” finding your hips bringing you up and down,” hugged all your curves.”

Whimpering, his heat twitching inside you, your own flopping around, it was enough to make you release onto your own desk.

No warning, only the mutters of nonsense leaving the other’s mouth , thrusts becoming sloppier, before liquid filled you to the brim, dripping down , the sound filled your ears as he slowly pulled out.

Pulling your pants back up, helping you stand up , knees wobbly, fixing your disheveled hair , kissing the tear stains away. “ You look so beautiful..” rolling your eyes,”You’re saying that after I’m fucked out?” Playfully pouting.

No response as his soft lips clashed into yours, tongues slipping past. Lasting for a minute before you pulled away , knowing you guys had work to attend and couldn’t get carried away again.

What your coworkers didn’t know , was that you guys were one freaky ass couple.

As you squirm in your seat.Not only the suit pants bugging you, cream spilling out your hole, left to stick to you. Reminding you off what happened not too long ago.

A/N: short but i wanna post something today 🤗

[filthygalli]

Anything

Oneshot: F! Reader x Storm Shadow

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Warnings: MDNI +18, Overstimulation

Word Count: 307

You rolled your eyes in annoyance as you counted how many you killed during the mission, 14. You sighed as you looked at storm shadow, your partner chuckling at you as if he’s mocking you, “Told you,” he said cupping your chin using his thumb as you looked up at him—pouting while glaring up at his deep brown eyes, “I got 37.” He smirked knowing he won the bet you told him last night.

“If you manage to kill more than me, I’ll let you do anything you want.”

And he did anything he ever wanted to you.

Fuck you till you can’t moan anymore —but just gasp for air and beg him to stop.

“I can’t…I can’t please stop— storm– please–!” You begged as your body writhed under Storm Shadow, “stop?” He chuckled deeply against your skin as he pulled out an another orgasm from you, “You kept saying stop but yet you still keep giving me reason to fuck you more.” He growled as your cunt clenched around his cock, “I can’t…it’s too much���” you cried out as your fingers dug deep in his arms, while his fingers dug deep on the flesh of your hips, “Then why are your hips still moving, darling?” He whispered against your skin, as he smirked, eyes never leaving yours, “I- I don’t know…” you said as your voice shook, He chuckled even more, deep and husky—the vibration of his chuckle sends shivers down your spine as he slammed his hips deeply in your core, you threw your head back, as you choked a moan, “That’s because…you’re body wants more of me darling, it calls for me.” He leaned down on your ear as he whispered it.

“And I'll give you more, Until you’re nothing but a shaking mess under me, Until you’re nothing but mine. Over and over.”

[daz-zey]

I love it when the actors and hopefully more Korean actresses speak in their language to everyone… mostly the people in Hollywood.

I really love it when Lee Byung Hun speaks both Korean and English. I hope he gets to speak English more. When I heard about him being bullied, I was like what do you guys mean??? He speaks English well, he just has an accent and needs to articulate his next thoughts in another language 😭😭 what the actual hell?

[candicepattonsdaily]

posted by jesse l martin on ig:

@gradyano

“FLASH FAM”

[intoxicatednadi]

[eivorswife7]

Lee Byung-Hun and his iconic car selfies

[katinacrisis]

i am officially halfway through season 2 of Hawaii Five-0. here are my top 3 least favorite characters in order:

1. joe white

2. capt. fryer

3. wo fat

[hkjshshsjks]

Me wondering what will happen in part 4:

@slimshiesty IM OBSESSED!!

[alea-says]

H50 Season 2 Gag Reel gifs... part 7

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

[geortthewisesage]

My mom said that if Joe Keery was Asian he'd look like Dae-ho ("that young marine guy with his hair" - mom the wise witch)

[filthygalli]

Business Trip

Oneshot: F!Reader x Husband!Storm Shadow

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Warnings: Red text means flashbacks, On the table sex, Possessive! Storm Shadow, Age gap (Not mentioned), Fingering, Choking, Body marks (hickeys), Body worship, Not proofread! (Might be some grammar mistakes) Let me know if I missed anything.

Word Count: 1208

Author’s Note: Another storm shadow ficccc! I ran out of pictures so i used Byung Hun’s latest pic of him wearing white tux! And this is quite not how i want it to end but not too much smut on this one!

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@rimzaaa @alex-17s-world @sylviavf @sweetstrawberrianne @nightblxezz @animelight128 @yxluana @carolinevoight @itsmoonchik

It's midnight Y/n and Min-Ho are asleep in their respective bedrooms, it's raining hard and the wind is cold, Y/n is alone in their marriage bed with her husband, who's having a business trip in Monaco. She was tired, but not because of their son Min-Ho, it's because of her work.

—

Min-Ho is an understanding kid, he's always taking care of his mom whenever his dad is gone for work, “You're going to take care of mommy while I'm gone, ok?” Says Storm, while ruffling his son's hair, “Yes, Dad..when will you be back?” Says the curious kid, “Hmm…by Friday I'll be home, and I'll try to go home early if I can, why?” Storm says as he crouches down to talk to his son, “Nothing..mommy gets sad when you're gone..” he says looking at his dad, Storm chuckled, “That's why you need to be a good boy for mommy, Min-Ho, So she won't get even more sad, ok?” Storm smiled at his son, Min-Ho smiled back, “I'll be good to mommy.” “Is that a promise?” “Yes, daddy.” Storm chuckled at his son, “Alright buddy, I'll go check on your mom before I go.” He says leaving Min-Ho in the living room watching some cartoons.

Storm went upstairs to go to his wife's home office where she works. He knocked before opening the door, “Hey.” Y/n looked up from his laptop, “Hey.” she smiled upon seeing her husband wearing a black chino pants with white button up sleeves, “You're all packed up?” She says as she closes her laptop, “uh huh..” he says as he closes the door behind him, walking slowly to his wife, “isn't your flight at 10:00 AM? It's already 9:46 AM, Storm.”

She scolded her husband, “Well…I wanted to say goodbye first before leaving, leaving without goodbyes is rude, isn't it?” He says leaning towards her table, meeting up her gaze as he looks at her lips then to her eyes, She chuckled “Have a safe flight, and don't worry about me and Min-Ho, he's not as stubborn as you.” She joked as she saw her husband giving her an unamused look…

“Fu– Fuck!” Y/n said as Storm fucked her on her table, papers scattered across the table, “You have to be a bratt, hmm?” He said as he rammed his cock inside her pussy, Face pressed on the table as Y/n moaned, “Storm– Stop– Min-Ho might hear Ah! Us!” She choked a moan, “He won't, he's watching downstairs” He said grabbing a hand full of hair of his wife, “I'm gonna put my cum inside this tight cunt of yours that you'll be leaking for days– fuck! Ah- And don't you even dare touch yourself while I'm gone– shit– you're so ah– tight!” He fucked her hard that the table is slowly moving, “I'll know when you touch yourself, understand?” He says leaning on her ear waiting for her answer, “Please–” he slaps her ass hard enough to leave red marks on her ass, “Not the right answer, Love, Try again.” He said as he slowly fuck her, teasing her pussy, “I promise– oh! I won't– touch myself!” She moaned, “Good Girl.” He says as he grabs her by the waist, “On your knees.” He says to her wife who's fucked out, She did what she's been told to do, She kneeled Infront of him looking up at the man who's towering over her tiny figure…

—

The bed shifts as Y/n wakes up, this can't be, Storm wouldn't be home until tomorrow, her body tensed as she felt a warm hand touch her waist, “Relax, It's me.” He felt her relax, “I- what are you doing here? I thought you'd be home tomorrow?” she says, sitting up, “Should I leave?” “What?! No!” Y/n says as Storm chuckled, “Come here, I've missed you.” He says grabbing her by the waist, their lips crashed on each other, the kiss went passionately as Y/n moans from the kiss which made Storm put his tongue on her mouth as she moaned, the kiss was sloppy, their tongues explored each other's mouth as Storm groaned and choked her to push her on the bed, “Do you know what you do to me?”. He says licking her neck all the way up to her jaw, “Tell me..” she moaned, “I had to skip a few meetings just to fucking jerk my self in the bathroom while looking at your pictures..” he growled, “My mind is always on you baby..On how your tight pussy will stretch when I put my cock inside you..” he says pushing her panties on the side as he rubs her clit in circling motion, “Hmm– ah-” “You like that huh? I barely touched you and you're already soaking wet..”

You nodded, “I need your words baby,” Storm grunted, “i- i like it, please, i need you–“ you cried out as storm chuckled deeply, “So eager.” He murmured against your skin as he inserted his middle finger inside your walls, clenching around his finger as you whimper his name, “I’ve missed this feeling,” he whispered, “the feeling of your velvety walls around my fingers, wet, and clenching tightly.” He added as he added another finger—making you full, you grunted, “I barely even touch you, Y/n, are you that desperate for me? Hmm?” Storm said as he slowly pumped his digits inside you, curling his fingers as you soak him, you nodded as your eyes glistened with tears, “y-yes.” You muttered.

After hours of teasing you with his fingers, he hooked his finger on the waistband of your panties, removing it in a swift motion—throwing it somewhere on the floor alongside your clothes and his.

He leaned down as he kissed his way down to your cunt, kissing and leaving marks on your skin—marking you as his.

“Please..” you begged as you looked down on him, “Patience, Sweetheart,” he whispered dangerously against your skin, pressing open mouthed kisses on your hips, licking, and sucking the flesh of your skin till it turns red. He leaned back up, looking down at your naked body—admiring how he painted your body with his love marks, “Beautiful as always.” He murmured, leaning back down as his lips captured your nipple, sucking and licking the hard nub, you moaned as you arched your hips, he bit down on your nipple—making you squirm under him, his cock stood proudly, cum beaded on the tip. He slowly grinds his hips to your thigh, he’s hard and veined. His eyes never leaving yours as he sucks your breast, you begged him to touch you, to fuck you till you can’t walk anymore—but he didn’t.

Making love with storm takes time; he would pour his time on worshiping your body, saying praises that makes you uncontrollably wet, his voice deep and dark as he whispered against your skin on how beautiful you are to him, how good you are doing just for him, that he owns each and every part of your body, that only him can touch you—can smell you, he’s the only man in this world that can consume you.

Because if someone dared to touch you, he’d kill them.

[deathshallbenomore]

musica classica o lenta e romantica + indicibile efferata violenza veramente miglior cliché miglior dissonanza 10/10 sempre una grande soddisfazione a livello visivo

[contac]

[brinleyparke]

Just to clear up any confusion about canon on Hawaii Five-0, I will list the facts here:

Steve's eyes are blue hazel. (Alex calls them "hazelly blue.")

Steve's parents are John and Doris.

Danny's parents are Eddie and Clara. His siblings are Matt, Stella (Eric's mother), and Bridgett.

In April 1992 (Steve was 16 and Mary was 10), Doris faked her death.

John told Mary and Steve that she was killed by a drunk driver.

Steve doesn't find out that his mother's "death" was actually murder until 1x11. Mary doesn't find out until somewhere between 1x11 and 1x13. She finds the pictures of the car bomb in 1x11, and in 1x13, we find out she was kidnapped because she had started asking questions about their mom's death.

After Doris' "death," Mary was sent to live with their Aunt Deb. Steve was sent to the Army and Navy Academy (ANA) in Carlsbad, California. Joe White (aka "Uncle Joe") helped get Steve into the school.

After graduating from ANA, Steve went to the Naval Academy in Annapolis, Maryland, for 4 years.

After graduating from Annapolis, Steve was with Naval Intelligence for 5 years, and then he joined the SEALs for 6 years.

It is implied a few times throughout the series that Steve was a sniper.

When Steve came back to Hawaii after his father's murder, he transferred to the Reserves.

Steve is fluent in Mandarin and Hawaiian, and he can speak conversational Korean and Japanese. He understands Pashto, but he says he is rusty.

STEVE IS NOT STUPID. He is actually very smart. Plus, he was in Naval Intelligence. Intelligence is in the name.

Kono has met John McGarrett before.

Even after Chin was accused of being a dirty cop by IA, John McGarrett stayed his friend.

Both of Kono's parents are still alive, but her mom had an aneurysm, so she can't walk or talk.