#joe must go

[zhukzucraft]

=> Martyn: Proceed

You proceed to flip right out.

Mumbo: …so it can't be called a "waste of lapis", thank you very much.

Tango: Mmm debatable!

Joe: And never forget! You can't put a price tag on-

Martyn: You've got to be KIDDING me!

Tango: eeeek!

Mumbo: goodness

Skizz: Dude are you ok?

Martyn: Obviously NOT. Have you seen the messages? There are people in the Nether already!

Skizz: There are?! Yeah baby!

Skizz: Uh

Skizz: I mean, what's so wrong with that?

Martyn: What's wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong! A bunch of hotshots are trying to steal my thunder! And they're led by Scar!

Martyn: Scar!

Skizz: Geez sorry i asked

Tango: You sure you aren't overreacting a teensy little bit there?

Martyn: I'm overreacting?!

Martyn: You just wait till they're gloating about beating the bastion!

Martyn: And hoarding the enchanter!

Martyn: Then we'll see who's overreacting!!

Joe: Woah there, let's all take a deep breath and think positively.

Joe: After all, it's no guarantee they'll survive.

Tango: Yeah- wait what

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Start Over -- Go Back

[anotherdragon]

honestly really Did Not Like jaguar joe early campaign but he really grew on me like. yeah hes just a woke redditor alpha male type of guy despite those all contradicting each other and also hes a salamander. and australian. and he spends like half of the campaign Very Obviously lying to everyones faces but the other half saying things on the same caliber of unbelievable but believing them wholeheartedly. he also spends like 99% of the campaign as a joke character but if you dig like a tiny bit deeper there's Something There. God. a part of me wants to talk about his very not subtle and in your face mental illnesses but also his name is Jaguar last name Joe and he looks like this

[fazmid]

all the canadian cities with losing NHL teams wish they were us so bad. unburdened by their crushing failure

[vulpixhoney]

the "aid" the US sent is 9 years expired food MREs that they can't cook because they don't have enough clean drinking water to make it edible. It's expired, by at least nine years. They stopped including the Tabasco sauces in MREs in 2015.

How are Gazans meant to make these? You need water to rehydrate the food. If they get food poisoning from eating nearly a decade old food, what do you think will happen to them? To the people who have been starving for months and are impoverished and malnourished? Who don't have the water and nutrients you need to heal yourself from sickness? And to top it all off, the food is Haram. They sent mostly pork and other haram meals. And halal MREs exist. They knew that most Gazans are Muslim and chose to not send the halal food. it's disgusting, it's horrid. The US and all of its leaders are evil and vile

[badnewswhatsleft]

i wonder if the video you’re looking for could be the apple music interview one? i think patrick says there that joe has a distinct writing voice and when he hears his ideas he could pick him out of a crowd… it’s around 34:10 of the video !

hope this helps!!

!!!!!!!! YES THIS IS IT THIS IS THE ONE HOLY SHIT THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!😭🙏 ACTUAL SAVIOUR FR it was eating away at me so bad im crying😭😭😭😭

i swear i had the faintest inkling ab the apple music one but i was 1. half convinced it was a patrick solo interview and 2. putting off rewatching it because i... find the host's style so incredibly obnoxious lol. but honestly thank you a million times!! timestamp and everything so goated

my beautiful guy. my beautiful joe mention. my beautiful clip. never leave my brain ever again.

[epicfirestormer]

I'm so incredibly Normal about these two games.

[welcometothelairofthebitchking]

Ok but secretary Jim must think Joe 2.0 is the most dedicated stand in in the world. Like at first when khun Ming told him to pretend to be his ex he told him to go fk himself but after accepting the job he put his whole heart and soul into it. He went out of his way to act like Joe 1.0, even going as far as to get the same love rival (red kpop idol) chasing him so Khun Ming can get extra enrichment by re-engaging in familiar cat fights. And he didn't stop there- You'd think after the first Joe was confirmed dead he'd hit a block but no!!! he stepped up his game and added fantasy elements to their role playing by pretending to be Joe 1.0's soul in another body! And now he's so dedicated to it he's ready to jump out of a moving car!! Secretary Jim thinks that's too much craziness but at least khun Ming is obviously having fun pretending he has a second chance (which the new joe vehemently shuts down. Method acting at its finest) and being pathetic. They're screaming about sex positions! They're blocking the road! Secretary Jim watches them from the window of the car and has to applaud Joe's professionalism and dedication to the bit. He obviously was worth that 5 million and house. Best purchase khun Ming has ever made.

[archivequinn]

Timeout Behind the Scenes

[powerwolfs]

superb is right <3

[relaxedstyles]

[kneejerknuck]

i’m going to need the canucks to lock in here otherwise i’m going to start cleaning my aquarium instead

[nflballgirl]

bengals through the weeks (from week 10 tnf)

[youremyonlyhope]

Me: Yeah. I'm not sure if I'll ever have the urge to go see Hadestown. Some of the casting has made me want to, but I just haven't had the time. Hadestown: Carlos Valdes will be Orpheus! Me: ... The StarKid part of my brain: *screaming* Me: ... Ok fine you might have got me this time.

[male-duckk]

thinking abt joe/carlos

[thebowerypresents]

Goose Rise to the Occasion at the Garden

Goose – Madison Square Garden – June 28, 2025

When the books are written on Goose, their early 2020s period will be remembered as one of the great ascents not just in jamband history, but in music, period. The Connecticut quintet has been one of the fastest-rising acts in the business for years now, but it was possible to see them in small rooms in some markets as recently as a few years ago — and certainly before the pandemic. They’ve kept up a relentless pace ever since: bigger stages, bigger crowds, furiously danceable and ever-more-varied improvisational segments, stronger and sturdier original songs flecked or shot-through with pop, funk, jazz, indie folk and many other flavors, and an apparent sixth sense for what will be the next most effective button to push to build their audience. They’ve been through lineup-change drama and a bit of strife and emerged better for it — playing some of their best and most varied shows now as they cross into another echelon. 

The jamband scene itself is a generationally renewing thing and has been since the 1980s: Bands rise, become a new vanguard and make way for the young ones coming up behind them, from rock to bluegrass. Even by the scene’s standards — where a great and varied live show is still the biggest coin of the realm — Goose’s role in that vanguard has seemed inevitable for almost as long as they’ve been a going concern. Back in November 2024, with Goose as the first band on a stacked bill at the Soulshine benefit at MSG, it was clear that much of the crowd was there for them, and that, when the time came for their own first MSG headline, they’d meet their moment. 

Meet it, they did: It happened Saturday night, and if there were any doubts the band wouldn’t treat it as the moment it was, they were gone within minute one of “Factory Fiction” and the proceeding two sets and four hours of volcanic jamming, expert setlist pacing, tasty surprises, and the pride and confidence of deserving to be there — owning that crown. 

It was smorgasbord Goose, meaning a little or a lot of everything: big, arena-filling sonics, a guest horn section for a stretch, some range-flexing covers (Kate Bush’s “Running Up that Hill” was a hoot), and above all a relentlessly competent focus on the core foursome — Rick Mitarotonda, Trevor Weeks, Peter Anspach, Cotter Ellis — making one statement after the next. There were the beatific anthems (“Give It Time,” “Dripfield”), the dark disco jammers (“Creatures”), the protracted excursions with varying textures (“A Western Sun,” “Thatch”), the zany jazz-rock asides (“My Mind Has Been Consumed By Media”) and the meaty, showpiece uncorkings that get talked about years later on jam message boards (the second-set “Red Bird,” whoa, what a tentpole moment at the Garden). They went long and got there unhurried, the kids shaking their bones and the lights dazzling as the hour pushed past midnight into the all-in “Arcadia” encore. Honk and then some. —Chad Berndtson | @cberndtson

Photos courtesy of Joe Papeo | www.irocktheshot.com

[cementcornfield]

You definitely feel [Ja'Marr's] presence, it was nice having him back out there. You know he's a guy that always brings energy, always is talking to guys, whether it's about executing the play that's being run or whether it's just providing some fun and some energy. You know he's a happy-go-lucky kind of guy that you love being around. So it's always good to have him back.