#joe morelli

[phantomstatistician]

Fandom: Goncharov

Sample Size: 755 stories

Source: AO3

[superbeans89]

More Goncharov Valentine’s cards, this time featuring Ice-Pick Joe

[friendofthecrows]

I made playlists for the Goncharov characters btw (some of them anyways)

(Not soundtrack playlists just normal playlists based on vibes and such)

[bossboo]

[inlovewithquotes]

"From the look on your face, I'd say you know him."

I nodded. "Sold him a cannoli when I was in high school."

Connie grunted. "Honey, half of all the women in New Jersey have sold him their cannoli."

-One For The Money

[tahelms85]

Listening to Dirty 30 and it just gives more of an argument that the only acceptable end is Stephanie/MM.

[tomatoclown]

ICE PICK JOE! MARIO!! VALERY!!! IM SORRY YOU’VE BEEN NEGLECTED

listen I love the famous love quadruple as much as the next guy but these three deserve more attention (specially my boy valery)

So I drew them while in class

[phantomstatistician]

Fandom: Goncharov

Sample Size: 757 stories

Source: AO3

[balu8]

She-Hulk

Marvel Fanfare #48: World's Hero... Father's Shame

by Jon Zimmerman (W.); Kerry Gammil (P.); Joe Rubinstein (I.);Nel Yomtov (C.) and Jack Morelli (L.)

Marvel

[friendofthecrows]

You see, having multiple script writers really helps balance the script out because MY specialest blorbo is Ice Pick Joe, but he's supposed to be a side character, but thankfully I do not write all the scenes.

(And I can show self restraint. But only a little. Thankfully I'm also the type to make my favorite poor little meow meows suffer so he doesn't get special treatment (positive) from the narrative.)

[aus-nobody-asked-for]

Goncharov, but Joseph Morelli aka Ice Pick Joe decided to switch his signature weapon with a parrot. Just once.

This event leads to him being known as Ice Pick Joe within the circle of the Nepalese Mafia, but as Parrot Piotr by the russian hitman association. While Ice Pick Joe is his own boss and tries to avoid Goncharov as much as he can, Parrot Piotr gets appointed to kill Andrey and Katya.

Joseph Morelli knows he cannot avoid the confrontation forever. Either he has to cross with Goncharov, or he has to fight the Russian hitman association.

Time to start training his parrot again.

[inlovewithquotes]

"You owe me!"

"Why do I owe you?"

"I caught your no good cousin."

"Yeah and in the process you burned down a funeral home, damaged thousands of dollars of government property."

"Well if you are going be picky about it....."

-Two For The Dough

[sjhawkins]

Wam Reads 2024: Jughead: The Hunger Vol. One TP

Returning to the Archie Horror line of books, it’s time to get my gnashers into a more meaty read: Jughead The Hunger. A series which launched off the popularity of a one-shot, how does this stack up compared to much loved Sabrina and Afterlife with Archie books?

With no prior knowledge of this series before reading, I have to say I was pleasantly surprised with the direction taken. Rather than the more spine-tingling horror of Sabrina or the black comedy of Afterlife, Jughead the Hunger has a more campy 80s horror movie vibe. And this works wonderfully, as there is a lot going on within these first four issues as Frank Tieri sets up his version of Riverdale and the supporting cast.

Meshing together some classic werewolf horror tropes, coming of age, along with, of course the loveable nonsense of Riverdale character dynamics, Jughead is established to be a sympathetic character. Discovering himself to be a werewolf and out of control, he loses the life he holds dear, fleeing for the safety of well, everyone.

And things? Things don’t go to plan. For Betty is the latest in a long line of werewolf hunters, intent on eliminating Jughead. The reveal that she never was truly infatuated with Archie and used him to hide her true intentions is hilarious, and one of the many clever uses of classic Riverdale characterisations to give this story its unique twist.

The art and colouring is superb, with the softer colour palette making the gruesome scenes less gory, and more spectacular. This helps match the tone of the story, with this feeling like an action horror rather than images intent on giving you nightmares.

Overall this is a very fun read. The pacing of the issues means this is a book which won’t take you too long to get through, but there is plenty of bonus material in terms of variant covers, sketches etc for you to appreciate once you’ve finished the main issues. I’m definitely excited to see where his goes next, and just how much more trouble the hapless Jughead can get himself into!

[graphicpolicy]

Archie's Dark Magic Universe expands with Kardak the Mystic

Archie's Dark Magic Universe expands with Kardak the Mystic #comics #comicbooks

[yuhi-san]

round two because i am stupid and set the first one on just one day

[eeveearoace-creative]

Since Goncharov is trending again, I want finally to share the poster I made a few months back! Unfortunately, I couldn't find the original image I used to create it (I looked for the photo, I really did! But I lost a record of it when I got my new computer). But anyway! Please enjoy this poster. I like it a lot :)

[Image ID: A movie poster for the fake movie "Goncharov". There is a black-and-white photo of a clock-tower. Near the top, text reads: "Martin Scorsese Presents / Goncharov / A film by Matteo JWHJ0715". A bit below that, text reads: "Robert De Niro as Goncharov / Harvey Keitel as Andrey Daddano / Cybill Shepherd as Katya Goncharov". Text near the bottom reads: "Domenico Procacci - Producer, Roy Walker - Set Designer, Micheal Kaptan - Costume Designer, Sophia Loren - Actor (Sofia Daddano), John Cazale - Actor (Joseph "Ice Pick Joe" Morelli), Al Pacino - Actor (Mario Ambrosini), Gene Hackman - Actor (Valrey Michailov), Lynda Carter - Actor (Dancer #2)". In the corner there is a logo for "Tumblr Studios", as well as an "R" age rating - "Restricted - Under 17 required accompanying parent or adult company". End ID]