#joe morelli

[phantomstatistician]

Fandom: Goncharov

Sample Size: 755 stories

Source: AO3

[superbeans89]

More Goncharov Valentine’s cards, this time featuring Ice-Pick Joe

[friendofthecrows]

I made playlists for the Goncharov characters btw (some of them anyways)

(Not soundtrack playlists just normal playlists based on vibes and such)

[bossboo]

[inlovewithquotes]

"From the look on your face, I'd say you know him."

I nodded. "Sold him a cannoli when I was in high school."

Connie grunted. "Honey, half of all the women in New Jersey have sold him their cannoli."

-One For The Money

[the-lions-mouth]

in my mind, ice pick joe and sophia are siblings who were semi-adopted by mario’s family when they were children, a la tom hagen and sonny coreleone. but less adopted than tom hagen was. more employees. and now sophia works for mario as the honey trap lmao and ice pick joe is the hitman. also mario and sophia are fake dating to make mario seem older and like he has his life together (he doesn’t) 

[tahelms85]

Listening to Dirty 30 and it just gives more of an argument that the only acceptable end is Stephanie/MM.

[tomatoclown]

ICE PICK JOE! MARIO!! VALERY!!! IM SORRY YOU’VE BEEN NEGLECTED

listen I love the famous love quadruple as much as the next guy but these three deserve more attention (specially my boy valery)

So I drew them while in class

[phantomstatistician]

Fandom: Goncharov

Sample Size: 757 stories

Source: AO3

[friendofthecrows]

You see, having multiple script writers really helps balance the script out because MY specialest blorbo is Ice Pick Joe, but he's supposed to be a side character, but thankfully I do not write all the scenes.

(And I can show self restraint. But only a little. Thankfully I'm also the type to make my favorite poor little meow meows suffer so he doesn't get special treatment (positive) from the narrative.)

[balu8]

She-Hulk

Marvel Fanfare #48: World's Hero... Father's Shame

by Jon Zimmerman (W.); Kerry Gammil (P.); Joe Rubinstein (I.);Nel Yomtov (C.) and Jack Morelli (L.)

Marvel

[inlovewithquotes]

"You owe me!"

"Why do I owe you?"

"I caught your no good cousin."

"Yeah and in the process you burned down a funeral home, damaged thousands of dollars of government property."

"Well if you are going be picky about it....."

-Two For The Dough

[aus-nobody-asked-for]

Goncharov, but Joseph Morelli aka Ice Pick Joe decided to switch his signature weapon with a parrot. Just once.

This event leads to him being known as Ice Pick Joe within the circle of the Nepalese Mafia, but as Parrot Piotr by the russian hitman association. While Ice Pick Joe is his own boss and tries to avoid Goncharov as much as he can, Parrot Piotr gets appointed to kill Andrey and Katya.

Joseph Morelli knows he cannot avoid the confrontation forever. Either he has to cross with Goncharov, or he has to fight the Russian hitman association.

Time to start training his parrot again.

[mtvralibayayi]

You ever just rub your crushs eyelid scar after ur done consoling him

[its-blorbin-time]

The fact that I’ve pick Joe doesn’t even stab people with an ice pick (it’s the minute hand of a clock) really grinds my gears (pun intended)

[lusing-it]

it's like Ice Pick Joe said in that one scene; "Imagination is the heaven we choose to be a part of, and those who don't like it are already burning in their own hell."

"the plot to your fake movie is uninspired" is why Twitter can't have nice things