#joe joe siwa

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[marshmallow-biscuit-blog]

That's not Jojo Siwa that's Józef Seesaw

[hawaiiparty2]

OMG guys remember that line on The Mind Erectile???

Thou shall not not lie

Thou shall not cheat

Thou shall not reproduce

What a banger fr fr no cap on god

Wdym thats a copy of The Mind Electric but with Karma's altered lyrics? no. Fuck you.

[lasagnalala]

Hello everyone, I hope you are all well and healthy 👋🤍

At this time, my aunt Nazik, 70 years old, is currently trapped in the northern Gaza Strip 💔

Despite the loss of our homes, my aunt and I, our priority is to provide her with a safe passage out of the Gaza Strip to Egypt and to provide healthy food and medical care at this time 🙏💔

I hope you can help us by donating or by sharing the link for those who can donate without problems 🙏🤍

May you always be well, my friends 🌹

^^^^^^^

[wfodicks]

#684: ROCKING PAST YOUR PRIME AT THE BATTLE BOX

mike, drunk and travis discuss the following topics…. drunk spent $300 on beverages…. cheating death….. limp bizkit still rocks…….. jojo siwa is cool now…. draft cards…. hives vs viagra boys…. potw: jodie comer/reciever/kingdom of the planet of the apes well ,bye. https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/hu89sbev9stih3me/WFOD072224F.mp3

[ask-joe-caine]

SING BOOMERANG BY JOJO SIWA

...what...?

[Coe plays it on his phone]

NOOOOOO

[clover-md]

Happy Pan awareness day!!

💖💛💙

To celebrate Pansexual awareness day here are some celebrities who you might not know were pan:

Joe lycett - comedian, actor, TV presenter ect

Demi Lovato - singer

Jojo Siwa - dancers, singer, YouTuber

Miley Cyrus - singer, songwriter

Bella Thorne - actress, singer, writer

YungBlud - singer, songwriter

[iconpsds]

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[crowemoji]

All the names I've seen the Mouthwashing fandom say in place of 1. Jimbo

2. Jackassery

3. Juggalo

4. Jimboa

5. Judge Judy

6. Jumbalaya

7. J-diddy

8. Jockstrap

9. Jimothy

10. Jommy

11. Jomosexual

12. Juxtaposition

13. Jlumbgorp

14. Jabooty

15. Jesticular Jorsion

16. Jorshenager

17. Jerusalem

18. Jort

19. Juju on the beat

20. Jigsaw

21. Jamba Juice

22. Jisgusting

23. Jisappointment

24. Jesupercalifragilisticexpialidocious

25. Jimbabwe

26. Jumbo Josh

27. Mr. J

28. Jimboree

29. P Jiddy

30. Jumbotron

31. Jenny

32. Jackolantern

33. Jaundice

34. Jabortion

35. Jonkler

36. Jimmy Neutron

37. Jquery

38. Jingleballs

39. Jurassic Park

40. Jerma

41. Jumanji

42. Jenga

43. Jesticular Cancer

44. Jpeg

45. Jump Rope

46. Timmy Turner

47. Jeometry

48. Japan

49. Jabberwocky

50. Jorkle Jort

51. Jy Jemichal Joemance

52. Jonkeypox

53. Jungle Book

54. Jamaica

55. Jamabathy

56. Jlaystation 5

57. Juggalo

58. Jattack Jellicopter

59. Johnny Johnny Yes Papa

60. Java

61. Jembarassment

62. Juisance

63. Jasshole

64. Jestroyer

65. Japist

66. Jiece of shit

67. Jistake

68. Jatan

69. Jucifer

70. Jucker

71. Jail cell

72. Jastard

73. Jondom

74. Jirth Control

75. Jimposter

76. Jantipathy

77. Jarrest

78. Jcum on the Earth, Scum of the Jearth

79. Jaceplant

80. Jimberly

81. Jumalala

82. Gymbro

83. Jamboree

84. Jizzy

85. Gymnasium

86. Germ

87. Jambalopeticus

88. Jimbob

89. Johnson&Johnson

90. Jelly and peanut butter sandwich

91. Jimmersault

92. Jingle bells

93. Germy

94. Jury duty

95. Diddy Jiddy

96. Jebediah

97. Jalopy

98. Jaobajobblyjumburg

99. Jill pickle

100. Jumbo Jet

101. Jiljo

102. Jimbob

103. Jonah

104. James

105. Jimminy

106. Jerry

107. Jonathan

108. Jeremiah

109. Jamboree

110. Jinny

111. JimJam

112. Jumabaloo

113. Jetpack Joyride

114. Jips

115. Jhe fucking worst

116. Jojo

117. Joe Mama

118. Jocky

119. Jello

120. January

121. Jimborino

121. Jimbimples

122. Jimatron

123. Jorbachev

124. Jubilant

125. Jester-pester-lester

126. Juicy

127. Jalapeño

128. Jingus

129. Jomber

130. Jambo

131. Jibby

132. Jabber

133. Jimbo Dimbo

134. Jizz

135. Judas

136. Johnathan

137. Jetlag

138. Jsauce

139. Jumpin Jacks

140. Yimpy

141. Jingo

142. Jeremiah

143. Jugalug

144. Jeclaration of Jimdependance

145. Jimbroth

146. Jouthwashing

147. Juggleton

148. Jimsticles

149. MariJIMuana

150. Jabortion

151. Jermpop

152. Jim Jardashian

153. Jimroach

154. Jimmillion

155. Jiminy Jaminy

156. Jumbo shrimp

157. Slim Jim

158. Joshua

159. Ymmij

160. J-man

161. Jimbitch

162. Gymnastics

163. Jimsonweed

164. Jorse

165. Jorsejucker

166. Jrony

167. Japarty

168. Jschlatt

169. Jail sentence

170. Jell electrophoresis

171. Jirachi

172. Jimnecomastia

173. Jamalama

174. Jojo Siwa

175. Jeezer

176. Jingle jorts

177. Jenitals

178. Juberculosis

179. Jimertot

180. Jugly

181. Jenis

182. Jigglypuff

I'll also add my own but I'll just shove them in this list.

Also I figured recently that the Fandom wiki has a list too but I will surpass it.

Thanks to the notes for more stuff for the list.

[aeonmagnus]

Nov. 15 (UPI) -- The National Academy of Television Arts & Sciences announced Wednesday that voice actor Peter Cullen will receive a Lifetime Achievement Award. Cullen will receive his award at the Children & Family Emmy Awards on Dec. 17.

Cullen has been a voice actor since the '70s. He is most famously the voice of Optimus Prime in the animated and live-action Transformers, Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh and Zandar in G.I. Joe.

Cullen has also done various voices for Scooby-Doo, assorted Mogwai in Gremlins, Duck Tales, The Real Ghostbusters, Sesame Street and more.

In a statement, Cullen joked, "Are you sure they have the right Cullen? I spell it C-u-l-l-E-n. Seriously though, I am humbled to be recognized by the Academy with this great honor."

Jojo Siwa and Jack McBrayer hosted the first Children & Family Emmy Awards last year. NATAS has not announced this year's hosts yet.

[opalwatch]

im sorry for posting so much the autism is so strong today

phantom troupe music tastes inspired by @spidersinyourshoes

chrollo: -only listens to classical composers because he can't stand "modern sounds" (why else would lacrimosa be playing during uvo's requiem? /j) -thats all

feitan: -only listens to two genres: screamo and vocaloid -only listens to two subgenres of vocaloid: super upbeat silly stuff (popipo, age age again, etc) and maretu (and also tokyo teddy bear) -he really likes poppy's more recent albums

pakunoda: -eva is saying she listens to mitski, and i agree, but i think thats more of a machi thing -wait no she bets on losing dogs canonically (rip kuropaku) -billie eilish -modern covers of old swing songs (lady gaga's cover of "That's Life") -oh she also listens to lady gaga -loves the Heathers soundtrack tbh

machi: -just enjoys girly pop music -melanie martinez (but she only pirates the music because she hates her, she really likes portals. she likes the fairy vibes) -mitski, but she tries not to get too sad over it -penelope scott, and is eternally angry she was bullied off the internet -songs that trend on tiktok, but the good ones that evoke villainry vibes >:) -olivia rodrigo -chappel roan

shizuku -more alternative rock-esque -she forgor (jk) -glass animals -fall out boy and panic! at the disco (she hates pray for the wicked she HATES IT) -bo burnham

Hisoka -diddy (IM JOKING) -melanie martinez (started listening to her after the allegations EVA WROTE THAT) -pray for the wicked (he likes the other p!atd stuff too) -chappel roan (does hot to go dance in shower) -lady gaga (he listened to Judas and that's what gave him the idea to betray the troupe)

Illumi -claims he's "too sophisticated to listen to music" -borrows Kalluto's MP3 player to listen to the fnaf songs secretly -Shalnark showed him Chrissy Chlapecka and he started crying

franklin -imagine dragons (im sorry) -listens to 100 gecs with kortopi sitting on his shoulders (theyre sharing a set of wired earbuds) but he doesnt really get it (also the earbud keeps falling out cuz his ears are too big)

Phinks -i have the really unpopular opinion that phinks is a republican -listens to joe rogan podcast and ben shapiro (im so so sorry) -country rock -cries to "I'm Just Ken" -Queen

Kalluto: -video game fan songs (FNaF like tryhardninja and CG5) -undertale soundtrack -the hazbin hotel soundtrack (kikyo found out and grounded him for a week)

Shalnark: -there is no correct answer other than gay pop -chrissy chlapecka -jojo siwa (he heard pakunoda listening to it ironically and didnt understand it was a joke) -PAiDA -chappel roan, i fear this is common sense

Nobunaga -doesnt listen to music, listens to podcasts and brags about it

Kortopi -100 gecs (no one else can explain why he likes it)

Bonolenov -eva says system of a down but i dont know anything about their music so -eva says he blows into his arms and just enjoys the sounds -enjoys old warped music from early radio

Uvogin: -trap -Queen (eva says the two genres cant coexist in one person but idc im RIGHT) -eva says cannibal corpse (idk who that is why am i letting eva (a nerd) dictate my shitpost)

this was mostly for shits and giggles but i stand by shalnark, chrollo, feitan, and machi

[live-laugh-legolas]

What type of music the fellowship listens to (modern)

Aragorn:

-Country man

-Idk if he even actually listens to it, but I swear every guy on tinder has country music in their interests and I think it is just a go to answer

-“what kind of music do you like?” “Idk, country I guess”

-Likes the depressed indie artists

-✨John Mayer✨

Legolas:

-Idk if anyone is going to agree with me on this but I think he’s into metal music

-I also think he would love Eminem

-He knows every lyric

-Not the type to dance or even show that he’s listening to music, but he actually has music blasting in his ears

-Ik elves have like sensitive ears or whatever but let me have this one

-Wannabe emo kid

Boromir:

-I think he likes pop music but listens almost purely to covers

-“I knew them before they were famous” vibes

-Loves artists like Elton John, Elvis Presley, the Beatles, etc

-Also side note, this man cannot sing but absolutely goes hard at karaoke

Gimli:

-He’s a T-Swift fan

-Also Celine Dion

-I just think he likes the girl bosses

-P!nk, Halsey, and Shawn Mendez because I just thought of it so he must be a girl boss too

-Gets emotional listening to music; like totally matches the energy of the song

-Sometimes I just cry because an artist just sounds so good, and I think he would do the same

Frodo:

-The “aesthetic” music

-You know the ones that kinda go hard but also sound kinda bad if you actually listen to them?

-I was just listening to “Butch 4 Butch” by Rio Romeo and I just got the vibe that Frodo would vibe

Sam:

-I just feel like he likes rap music

-Not aggressive rap, but when songs have rap in them

-Post-Malone sort of vibes

-Also “TikTok songs” but just the part that’s played in the few seconds of the video

Merry:

-Classical music

-But like the classical music that goes hard

-Like “O Fortuna” maybe

-But he also sings JoJo Siwa and no one knows if it’s satire or genuine

-“KARMAS A BITCH!”

Pippin:

-Hozier boy

-The girls, the gays, and the Pippin ya know?

-But also K-Pop

-I don’t know anything about the genre but I have a friend who literally know every dance to every song from Black Pink and I think that’s how Pip would be

-He will have me watch him do the dances and I can just imagine Pippin doing the same thing; putting on little recitals and you just can’t say no

Gandalf:

-Joe Rogan podcasts

-Ok that’s a joke

-But definitely listens to podcasts, maybe ones about science

-Enjoys some good smooth jazz

-Gets real groovy when a saxophone starts playing

*Bonus Faramir and/or Eomer:

-I’ll be honest I don’t know these characters as well as I should

-but

-Recently my sister has had her earbuds in 24/7 and I asked her about it and she has apparently been listening to Dr Who audio dramas

-She is trying to convince me to listen too but frankly I’m too scared

-There was something about a sentient puddle?

-I just feel like one of the characters would do this and these are the two I decided on but lmk if I’m totally wrong

[jimmyenthusiast]

Dear J*mmy, Jambalaya/Jimbalaya, Jimbo, Jimbortion/Jabortion, Jimbotron, James, Jamaica, J*m, Jimmistake, John, Jalifornia, Jingle balls, Jimothy, Jimmothy, Jerald, Jeraldine, Jamal, Jeezer, Jiddy, Jingo, Japarty, Jumbo, Jumbotron, , JCPenney, Jacuzzi, Juxtaposition, Jenga, Jiabortion, Jeopardy, Jumper Cable, Jump Rope, Jehovah's Witness, Judicial System, Jurassic Park, Jerusalem, Jackass, Jujutsu Kaisen, Janice, Jimberly, Jumanji, Jingle Bell(s), Jingle Ball(s), Jimonolophonigrams, Jary, Jamarld, Jarlod, Jisappointment, Jameson, Juray, Jury Duty, Jerry, Brony, Brony Jimmy, Horse Fucker, Stinkrat, Stinkhorse, Whore/Hoe/Slut, Jhore/Joe/Jlut, Prick, Prick Jimmy, Yimpy, Jurisdiction, Jurisdiction of the United States Supreme Court, Jingle Bingle, Johnny, Jurly, Jimstraining Order, Restraining Jorder, Jimstraining Jorder, Jail Time, Dickface, Jickface, Jojo Siwa/Jimjim Siwa, Jo-Pop, Joke, John Egbert, Jane Crocker, Joystick, Jeronicus Jangle, Javelin, Jack-o'-Lantern, Jart, Fart-Face, Fart-Jace, Jace, Jimbob, Jimboob, Jizz/Jiss, Jiss Stain/Jizz Stain, Jerome, Jeremiah, Jugatti, Jlorbo, Jaundice, Jorbinshlosch, Jimster, Juju On That Beat, Jake English, MiseryStick, Josh, Jimbruh, "I hate this man so much that I don't even wanna call him Jimmy. Jimmy is a nickname. Nicknames are reserved for friends, and James is no friend of mine.", Jolly Golly/Golly Jolly, Jolly Rancher, Gee Jummy Gumdrops, Jumbo Josh, Jimmy Neutron, Mr. Neutron, Jack Noir, Jetlag, Jimbob Squarepants, Jimbo Georgepants, Junkyard, Jingle, Jorts, Jam, Janga, Jenga, Jelly Bean, Jorbinshlosch, No Responsibility, He Who Shall Not Be Named, Chris McLean, Jimmerella, J. Jonah Jameson, That Fucker, MLP Fan, MLP Jan, Jim Cosby, Mr. Jands, Jreaky, Jill Yourself, Jake and the Neverland Pirates, Jammy, Jessie, Joshua, Jessily, Jake English, Joey Claire, Jury System, Jim Co-Pilot, Juancho, Jimbobtim Jiggle, Jailbird, Jrilly Jrease, Grilly Grease, Jrease, Jilly, Jirelly/Jrelly, Jimper, Jimmy Case/Jurly Case, Rapist/Japist, Responsibility J*m, Responsibility Denier, Responsibility Hour, Grease Man, Grease Jim, Grease Brony, Jimmy Jar, Jar, January, June, July, JimLy/Jimly, “Hero”, Jiggle my balls, Jungle Jim, Hawk Tuah on That Jang, Jeanits, Jemima, Junited Jates of Jamerica, The Joviet Union, The Rise and Fall of Jizzy Jardust and the Jiders from Jars, Julius, Julius Caesar, Jeaser, Jimborg, Jimmyjonga, Judge, Jimjams, Jorts, Jort Storm, Judy, Judge Judy, Judy Hopps Abortion Comic, Jneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, The Jay Jarbor Jutcher, Jinsenberd, Jay, JSSR Jussia, Jorth Jorea, JGeometry JDash, JMy JLittle JPony, Jy Jittle Jony, It's JTimmy Time, Little JTimmy, Yawning, Jawny, Jimstewpit, Jimtopher, Jebastian, Jolin, Jiblet Neutron, Jill Jourself, Jasshole, Jurethra, Jalm Jree, Jojack, Jucking Jill Jourself, He Who Shall Not Be Named, Je Jho Jhall Jot Je Jamed, Clopper, Jlopper, Juicy Lucy, Juicy Jucy, Jopsticks, Jip Jalm, Jeyboard, Jmart Jreen JV, Jultraviolet Jays, Stupid Big Back, Jtupid Jig Jack, No Mewing Streak, Jo Jewing Jreak, Jhai Jestraunt, He Who Has No Gyatt, Je Jho Jas Jo Jyatt, Jyatt, Janum Jax, Jizzler, Johio, that ugly warty toad, Juber,, Jimdere Dev, Jeil Jaiman, Jinglebottom-Jiggedly, Joney, Jenitalia, Jatch, Jandals, Junglasses, Jirt, Jowtie, Jemininomenon, Jama a Jirl Jehind Jou, Jress to Jimpress, Jondom, Jirty Jisgusting, Jeroy Jenkins, HIS Name, Jigglydiggly, Jimamabob, Jebron James, John Jacob Jinglehimer Schmidt, Jershys Jocolate, Jimbabwe, Jujuju Jaisen, Jamaica, Jidonculous Jace, Jimmy Timmy, Jimmy Timm,

i hope you are having a beautiful day 😊

Go fuck yourself.

[theweirdkidinside03]

2024 - Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter is the Song of the Year

Espresso - Sabrina Carpenter

Beautiful Things - Benson Boone

Dilaw - Maki

Not Like Us - Kendrick Lamar

Lovin' On Me - Jack Harlow

I Had Some Help (feat. Morgan Wallen) - Post Malone

Die With A Smile - Lady Gaga & Bruno Mars

Lose Control - Teddy Swims

we can't be friends (wait for your love) - Ariana Grande

Fortnight (feat. Post Malone) - Taylor Swift

APT. - ROSÉ & Bruno Mars

Good Luck, Babe! - Chappell Roan

BIRDS OF A FEATHER - Billie Eilish

Salamin Salamin - BINI

Please Please Please - Sabrina Carpenter

REWIND - B1A4

Water - Tyla

Too Sweet - Hozier

A Bar Song (Tipsy) - Shaboozey

Diet Pepsi - Addison Rae

Taste - Sabrina Carpenter

Agora Hills - Doja Cat

TEXAS HOLD 'EM - Beyonce'

TOUCH - KATSEYE

MILLION DOLLAR BABY - Tommy Richman

Popular - The Weeknd, Madonna & Playboi Carti

HOT TO GO!- Chappell Roan

yes, and? - Ariana Grande

Feather - Sabrina Carpenter

Cherry On Top - BINI

Guess (feat. Billie Eilish) - charli xcx

the boy is mine - Ariana Grande

Nasty - Tinashe

LUNCH - Billie Eilish

Training Season - Dua Lipa

Who - Jimin

Mamushi (feat. Yuki Chiba) - Megan Thee Stallion

greedy - Tate McRae

I LUV IT (feat. Playboi Carti) - Camila Cabello

Houdini - Eminem

Illusion - Dua Lipa

I Love You, I'm Sorry - Gracie Abrams

Love wins all - IU

obsessed - Olivia Rodrigo

 청춘에게 (To Youth) - EPEX

Whatever - Kygo & Ava Max

Tiramisu Cake - We Are The Night

Timeless - The Weeknd & Playboi Carti

I Can Do It With A Broken Heart - Taylor Swift

I'M HIS, HE'S MINE (feat. Doechii) - Katy Perry

Stardust - ZAYN

Misteryoso - Cup of Joe

Buzz - NIKI

Why Why Why - Shawn Mendes

Mantra - JENNIE

exes - Tate McRae

Make You Mine - Madison Beer

sining (feat. Jay R) - Dionela

Dancing In The Flames - The Weeknd

Namumula - Maki

Doctor (Work It Out) - Pharrell Williams & Miley Cyrus

CHIHIRO - Billie Eilish

WOMAN'S WORLD - Katy Perry

Casual - Chappell Roan

Guy For That (feat. Luke Combs) - Post Malone

Lucky - Halsey

Overcompensate - twenty one pilots

Selfish - Justin Timberlake

360 - charli xcx

Never Be The One - Olivia O'Brien

Eyes Closed - Imagine Dragons

Neva Play (feat. RM) - Megan Thee Stallion

Alienated - ZAYN

B.A.D. (feat. P-Lo) - Denise Julia

The Emptiness Machine - Linkin Park

HE KNOWS (feat. Lil Nas X) - Camila Cabello

Alright - Victoria Monet

Paladin Strait - twenty one pilots

Karma - JoJo Siwa

FAMILY MATTERS - Drake

HISS - Megan Thee Stallion

Nobody Knows - Shawn Mendes

KING KONG - TREASURE

Groin - RM

mikansei - zakinosuke

Disease - Lady Gaga

My Oh My - Ava Max

breaking news - flowerovlove

Tough - Quavo & Lana Del Rey

Liar - Jelly Roll

Love On - Selena Gomez

Delusion:All - ONE OK ROCK

LIFETIMES - Katy Perry

Nice to Meet You - Imagine Dragons

Angels Of My Dreams - Jade

MOUNTAINS - Stray Kids

Hands On Me (feat. Meghan Trainor) - Jason Derulo

BOA - Megan Thee Stallion

Chanel No.5 - Camila Cabello

Because I Love You - Halle

[transsexualhamlet]

Names the audience has decided to call us during my college production of the Trail to Oregon musical:

Father:

Bitch

Mr. Beast

Sticky

Pickle Jar

Sweet Chili Shrimp

Mother:

Liquid Smooth

Taco Bell

Pourover

Daughter:

Jojo Siwa

Joe Biden

Yogurt

Fishbowl

Son:

Meat

Chicken Nugget

Oil

Box

Broccoli

Shoe

Chad

Pikachu

Grandpa:

Gonorrhea

The Lorax

Biggie Cheese

Kitty Cat

The Great British Empire

[nutal]

*Joe Biden awaked from his slumber, groaning deeply as he attempted to sit up, failing miserably. Luckily, Donald Trump, his boyfriend, was there to catch his fall.* "C-c-c-c-c-careful, kitten whiskers. I don't want you to hurt yourself, especially with the new baby on the way!" *Joe Biden giggled softly. His husband was so sweet and careful with him during his pregnancy. He truly doesn't deserve him. Donald sat up out of bed, helping his husband walk, making sure to move slowly and carefully.* "I truly don't deserve you, my love." *Biden smiled as he spoke. Trump giggled softly as he helped Biden change into a pretty white dress with floral lining. Trump changed into a shirt that said "alpha male." It was true! Donald Trump was the alpha compared to Biden, who was a sweet little omega. Donald picked Joe up, earning a squeak of embarrassment out of the shorter man. They walked downstairs, where they saw a feast prepared for them. Trump blushed a deep orange.* "D-d-d-d-d-d-d-did you do this, Joe?" *Joe Biden giggled softly, blushing.* "I-I-I felt bad that you've been having to take care of me, so I woke up early to prepare this for you! *Trump smiled happily.* "You're so perfect. I can't believe we used to be enemies! We're much better together!" *They both sobbed happily as they kissed. They both sat down, grabbing whatever they wanted to eat. As they ate, Trump stared at Biden with love in his hazel orbs. Joe noticed, blushing deeply.* "D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do you need something?" *Biden asked shyly, twirling his hair.* "Heh... I think I do..." *Trump began,* “I just… I really love you… and… I…” *He suddenly started tickling Biden, earning a giggle from the older man.* “H-h-h-h-hey!” *Biden laughed. Trump snorted.* “Y-y-y-y-y-y-you’re so sweet, perfect, and just overall beautiful!” *They both laughed for a couple of minutes before stopping as Biden kissed Trump’s cheek. They finished eating and went outside to admire their house.*

* As white as snow was the White House. They circled around their house a few times, admiring its beauty before walking back inside.* “Well, sweetheart, I have to go do president duties. Call me if you need anything!” *Trump smiled and nodded, reading his newspaper on the couch. All of a sudden, their first-born daughter, Jojo Siwa, walked in.* “H-h-h-h-h-hey father!” *She giggled. Trump walked up to her and hugged her, smiling softly.* “Good morning, Jojo. Did you sleep well?” *He asked, holding her tightly.* “Y-y-y-y-y-yes!” *She began,* “I had a dream about marrying my girlfriend, Marinette Dupain-Cheng! I love her so much, father. I’m so excited to grow up and make her my wife!” *Donald smiled happily. His daughter’s relationship with Marinette was so beautiful. It truly reminded him of him and his husband.* “That’s so sweet, I hope that’ll be a reality someday!” *She giggled before walking away to the kitchen to get breakfast. Donald sighed happily. He truly had everything he wanted in life. A loving husband, a perfect daughter, a kind almost daughter-in-law, and a baby on the way. He teared up just thinking about it. He could have all the money in the world, but that doesn’t even compare to the love he feels now. He had truly won the lottery. As he read the newspaper, he suddenly heard a scream coming from his husband’s office. He quickly rushed to the office, where he found Biden on the floor, holding a baby in his hands. Trump gasped.* “M-m-m-m-my sweetheart, did you give birth?” *Joe Biden sobbed happily as he nodded.*

“Y-y-yes! Look at her! She’s perfect!” *Trump carefully held his newborn daughter, tearing up from how joyous he felt.* “What should we name her?” *Jojo Siwa walked in, already knowing what happened. She was crying from how happy she was as she spoke.* “I-I-I-I have a perfect name for her, fathers!” *They both looked at her.* “Karma!” *She said, giggling happily. Joe and Donald gasped, looking at each other.* “That’s a perfect name!” *They both said in unison. Jojo Siwa held her sister as she began to sing her favorite lullaby from when she was a child.* “I was a bad girl…” *She started. Trump and Biden began to sing after her, following her lead.* “I did some bad things. I swear I did it all for fun but it meant nothing…” *They sang together until they all fell asleep, living happily ever after.*

I…

I have no words. I seriously have no words. WHAT IS THIS IM GOING TO CRY. I THINK I HAVE GENUINELY BEEN LAUGHING MY ASS OFF FOR THE PAST TEN MINUTES LOOKING AT THIS. BUT ALSO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. I—

Help me. I genuinely don’t even know what I’m supposed to say to this. Also Jojo Siwa?? Help me?? I have so many questions.