#joe joe siwa

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[marshmallow-biscuit-blog]

That's not Jojo Siwa that's Józef Seesaw

[hawaiiparty2]

OMG guys remember that line on The Mind Erectile???

Thou shall not not lie

Thou shall not cheat

Thou shall not reproduce

What a banger fr fr no cap on god

Wdym thats a copy of The Mind Electric but with Karma's altered lyrics? no. Fuck you.

[lasagnalala]

Hello everyone, I hope you are all well and healthy 👋🤍

At this time, my aunt Nazik, 70 years old, is currently trapped in the northern Gaza Strip 💔

Despite the loss of our homes, my aunt and I, our priority is to provide her with a safe passage out of the Gaza Strip to Egypt and to provide healthy food and medical care at this time ��💔

I hope you can help us by donating or by sharing the link for those who can donate without problems 🙏🤍

May you always be well, my friends 🌹

^^^^^^^

[jfks-reincarnation]

half way through the year and things are wild so im making a new 2024 bingo card

[wfodicks]

#684: ROCKING PAST YOUR PRIME AT THE BATTLE BOX

mike, drunk and travis discuss the following topics…. drunk spent $300 on beverages…. cheating death….. limp bizkit still rocks…….. jojo siwa is cool now…. draft cards…. hives vs viagra boys…. potw: jodie comer/reciever/kingdom of the planet of the apes well ,bye. https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/hu89sbev9stih3me/WFOD072224F.mp3

[ask-joe-caine]

SING BOOMERANG BY JOJO SIWA

...what...?

[Coe plays it on his phone]

NOOOOOO

[clover-md]

Happy Pan awareness day!!

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To celebrate Pansexual awareness day here are some celebrities who you might not know were pan:

Joe lycett - comedian, actor, TV presenter ect

Demi Lovato - singer

Jojo Siwa - dancers, singer, YouTuber

Miley Cyrus - singer, songwriter

Bella Thorne - actress, singer, writer

YungBlud - singer, songwriter

[iconpsds]

HSMTMTS Season 3 Premiere Headers

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[2003nhldraft]

KARMA JoJo Siwa

Corey Perry 2017

Jeff Carter 2011

Joe Pavelski 2024

Zach Parise 2014

[aeonmagnus]

Nov. 15 (UPI) -- The National Academy of Television Arts & Sciences announced Wednesday that voice actor Peter Cullen will receive a Lifetime Achievement Award. Cullen will receive his award at the Children & Family Emmy Awards on Dec. 17.

Cullen has been a voice actor since the '70s. He is most famously the voice of Optimus Prime in the animated and live-action Transformers, Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh and Zandar in G.I. Joe.

Cullen has also done various voices for Scooby-Doo, assorted Mogwai in Gremlins, Duck Tales, The Real Ghostbusters, Sesame Street and more.

In a statement, Cullen joked, "Are you sure they have the right Cullen? I spell it C-u-l-l-E-n. Seriously though, I am humbled to be recognized by the Academy with this great honor."

Jojo Siwa and Jack McBrayer hosted the first Children & Family Emmy Awards last year. NATAS has not announced this year's hosts yet.

[live-laugh-legolas]

What type of music the fellowship listens to (modern)

Aragorn:

-Country man

-Idk if he even actually listens to it, but I swear every guy on tinder has country music in their interests and I think it is just a go to answer

-“what kind of music do you like?” “Idk, country I guess”

-Likes the depressed indie artists

-✨John Mayer✨

Legolas:

-Idk if anyone is going to agree with me on this but I think he’s into metal music

-I also think he would love Eminem

-He knows every lyric

-Not the type to dance or even show that he’s listening to music, but he actually has music blasting in his ears

-Ik elves have like sensitive ears or whatever but let me have this one

-Wannabe emo kid

Boromir:

-I think he likes pop music but listens almost purely to covers

-“I knew them before they were famous” vibes

-Loves artists like Elton John, Elvis Presley, the Beatles, etc

-Also side note, this man cannot sing but absolutely goes hard at karaoke

Gimli:

-He’s a T-Swift fan

-Also Celine Dion

-I just think he likes the girl bosses

-P!nk, Halsey, and Shawn Mendez because I just thought of it so he must be a girl boss too

-Gets emotional listening to music; like totally matches the energy of the song

-Sometimes I just cry because an artist just sounds so good, and I think he would do the same

Frodo:

-The “aesthetic” music

-You know the ones that kinda go hard but also sound kinda bad if you actually listen to them?

-I was just listening to “Butch 4 Butch” by Rio Romeo and I just got the vibe that Frodo would vibe

Sam:

-I just feel like he likes rap music

-Not aggressive rap, but when songs have rap in them

-Post-Malone sort of vibes

-Also “TikTok songs” but just the part that’s played in the few seconds of the video

Merry:

-Classical music

-But like the classical music that goes hard

-Like “O Fortuna” maybe

-But he also sings JoJo Siwa and no one knows if it’s satire or genuine

-“KARMAS A BITCH!”

Pippin:

-Hozier boy

-The girls, the gays, and the Pippin ya know?

-But also K-Pop

-I don’t know anything about the genre but I have a friend who literally know every dance to every song from Black Pink and I think that’s how Pip would be

-He will have me watch him do the dances and I can just imagine Pippin doing the same thing; putting on little recitals and you just can’t say no

Gandalf:

-Joe Rogan podcasts

-Ok that’s a joke

-But definitely listens to podcasts, maybe ones about science

-Enjoys some good smooth jazz

-Gets real groovy when a saxophone starts playing

*Bonus Faramir and/or Eomer:

-I’ll be honest I don’t know these characters as well as I should

-but

-Recently my sister has had her earbuds in 24/7 and I asked her about it and she has apparently been listening to Dr Who audio dramas

-She is trying to convince me to listen too but frankly I’m too scared

-There was something about a sentient puddle?

-I just feel like one of the characters would do this and these are the two I decided on but lmk if I’m totally wrong

[decadentpostnacho]

#BLOCKOUT2024

A movement that I have not yet seen here on tumblr and more on tiktok. Seen as the currency of celebrities are fans and followers, they lose profits simultaneously to losing the attention from us. #BLOCK2024 calls to block all celebrities that are openly Zionist or have yet to speak up about the situation in Gaza. Blocking them insures that we won't be shown any posts or advertisments by the algorithm of whatever social media platform you may use. Block them everywhere you can find them, because the loss of profits might finally make them use their immense platforms. Here a list you can start with, happy blocking.

-Kanye West, Ye

-Joe Biden

-Bert Kreischer

-Tom Segura, Two bears on cave

-Tom Cruise

-Travis Kelce

-Tom Brady

-Beyonce

-Drake

-Hailey Bieber

-Justin Bieber

-Taylor Swift, Taylor Nation

-Hayley Baylee

-Jennifer Garner

-Kim Kardashian, Kim and North, Skims, Skkn by Kim, kkw beauty, Kardashians Hulu

-Kylie jenner, Kylie Cosmetics, Kylie Skin, Kyli baby

-Kendall Jenne, 818 Tequila

-Kourtney Kardashian, Kourtney-Penelope, Lemme, Poosh

-Khloe Kardashian, Khloe&True, Good American

-Kris Jenner, get safely

-Caitlyn Jenner

-Rob Kardashian, Arthur George

-Jeffree Star, Jeffree Star Cosmetics

-Selena Gomez, Rare Beauty

-The Rock, Zoa Energy, Projct Rock, Teremana Tequila

-Oprah, oprah's book club

-Ariana Grande, R.E.M. Beauty

-Kevin Hart

-Amy Schumer, Inside Amy Schumer

-Gal Gadot

-Jojo Siwa

-Chris Hemsworth

-Lizzo, Yitti

-Meghan Trainor

-Chris Olsen

-Nicki Minaj

-Ellen Degeneres

-Emma Chamberlain, Chamberlain Coffee

-James Charles, Painted by James Charles

-Olivia Rodrigo

-Mark Hamil

-Ed Sheeran, Ed Sheeran HQ

-Lil NAs X

-Dove Cameron

-Troye Sivan

-Damelio Family

-Dixie Damelio

-Charli Damelio

-Dua Lipa

-Bad Bunny

-Shakira

-Cardi B, Cardi B all access

-Usher

-Lewis Hamilton

-Demi Lovato

-Jamie Lee Curtis

-Bella Thorne

-Lady Gaga

-Katy Perry, Katy Perry Collections

-Chris Brown

-Zendaya

-Sarah J Maas

-Jennifer Lawrence

-Roger Walters

-Greyzone

-Mick Wallace

[corneliaavenue]

If karma is Taylor's boyfriend and Karma is a bitch, thus joe alwyn is a bitch. Jojo Siwa you are so right

[transsexualhamlet]

Names the audience has decided to call us during my college production of the Trail to Oregon musical:

Father:

Bitch

Mr. Beast

Sticky

Pickle Jar

Sweet Chili Shrimp

Mother:

Liquid Smooth

Taco Bell

Pourover

Daughter:

Jojo Siwa

Joe Biden

Yogurt

Fishbowl

Son:

Meat

Chicken Nugget

Oil

Box

Broccoli

Shoe

Chad

Pikachu

Grandpa:

Gonorrhea

The Lorax

Biggie Cheese

Kitty Cat

The Great British Empire

[nutal]

*Joe Biden awaked from his slumber, groaning deeply as he attempted to sit up, failing miserably. Luckily, Donald Trump, his boyfriend, was there to catch his fall.* "C-c-c-c-c-careful, kitten whiskers. I don't want you to hurt yourself, especially with the new baby on the way!" *Joe Biden giggled softly. His husband was so sweet and careful with him during his pregnancy. He truly doesn't deserve him. Donald sat up out of bed, helping his husband walk, making sure to move slowly and carefully.* "I truly don't deserve you, my love." *Biden smiled as he spoke. Trump giggled softly as he helped Biden change into a pretty white dress with floral lining. Trump changed into a shirt that said "alpha male." It was true! Donald Trump was the alpha compared to Biden, who was a sweet little omega. Donald picked Joe up, earning a squeak of embarrassment out of the shorter man. They walked downstairs, where they saw a feast prepared for them. Trump blushed a deep orange.* "D-d-d-d-d-d-d-did you do this, Joe?" *Joe Biden giggled softly, blushing.* "I-I-I felt bad that you've been having to take care of me, so I woke up early to prepare this for you! *Trump smiled happily.* "You're so perfect. I can't believe we used to be enemies! We're much better together!" *They both sobbed happily as they kissed. They both sat down, grabbing whatever they wanted to eat. As they ate, Trump stared at Biden with love in his hazel orbs. Joe noticed, blushing deeply.* "D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do you need something?" *Biden asked shyly, twirling his hair.* "Heh... I think I do..." *Trump began,* “I just… I really love you… and… I…” *He suddenly started tickling Biden, earning a giggle from the older man.* “H-h-h-h-hey!” *Biden laughed. Trump snorted.* “Y-y-y-y-y-y-you’re so sweet, perfect, and just overall beautiful!” *They both laughed for a couple of minutes before stopping as Biden kissed Trump’s cheek. They finished eating and went outside to admire their house.*

* As white as snow was the White House. They circled around their house a few times, admiring its beauty before walking back inside.* “Well, sweetheart, I have to go do president duties. Call me if you need anything!” *Trump smiled and nodded, reading his newspaper on the couch. All of a sudden, their first-born daughter, Jojo Siwa, walked in.* “H-h-h-h-h-hey father!” *She giggled. Trump walked up to her and hugged her, smiling softly.* “Good morning, Jojo. Did you sleep well?” *He asked, holding her tightly.* “Y-y-y-y-y-yes!” *She began,* “I had a dream about marrying my girlfriend, Marinette Dupain-Cheng! I love her so much, father. I’m so excited to grow up and make her my wife!” *Donald smiled happily. His daughter’s relationship with Marinette was so beautiful. It truly reminded him of him and his husband.* “That’s so sweet, I hope that’ll be a reality someday!” *She giggled before walking away to the kitchen to get breakfast. Donald sighed happily. He truly had everything he wanted in life. A loving husband, a perfect daughter, a kind almost daughter-in-law, and a baby on the way. He teared up just thinking about it. He could have all the money in the world, but that doesn’t even compare to the love he feels now. He had truly won the lottery. As he read the newspaper, he suddenly heard a scream coming from his husband’s office. He quickly rushed to the office, where he found Biden on the floor, holding a baby in his hands. Trump gasped.* “M-m-m-m-my sweetheart, did you give birth?” *Joe Biden sobbed happily as he nodded.*

“Y-y-yes! Look at her! She’s perfect!” *Trump carefully held his newborn daughter, tearing up from how joyous he felt.* “What should we name her?” *Jojo Siwa walked in, already knowing what happened. She was crying from how happy she was as she spoke.* “I-I-I-I have a perfect name for her, fathers!” *They both looked at her.* “Karma!” *She said, giggling happily. Joe and Donald gasped, looking at each other.* “That’s a perfect name!” *They both said in unison. Jojo Siwa held her sister as she began to sing her favorite lullaby from when she was a child.* “I was a bad girl…” *She started. Trump and Biden began to sing after her, following her lead.* “I did some bad things. I swear I did it all for fun but it meant nothing…” *They sang together until they all fell asleep, living happily ever after.*

I…

I have no words. I seriously have no words. WHAT IS THIS IM GOING TO CRY. I THINK I HAVE GENUINELY BEEN LAUGHING MY ASS OFF FOR THE PAST TEN MINUTES LOOKING AT THIS. BUT ALSO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. I—

Help me. I genuinely don’t even know what I’m supposed to say to this. Also Jojo Siwa?? Help me?? I have so many questions.