#job search advice

[bitchesgetriches]

I Just Applied for a Job. How (And When) Should I Follow Up?

What the hell happens after you’ve submitted your job application?

Ideally, you’ll receive a prompt response confirming the receipt of your application. Following that, you’ll be cordially invited to an interview in a timely fashion. And after the interview, within very little time, you’ll receive a job offer. Just a really prompt, dignified process that respects and values everyone’s time and effort!

GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE CLOUDS, YOU NAIF. LIFE IS PAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Of course that adorable fantasy scenario only happens on Wish Fulfillment Island, where the hiring process is swift and painless and dogs never die!

In reality, job applicants are plagued with long, drawn-out hiring processes, unclear communication, repetitive applications, and flaming hoops of bullshit in front of an obstacle course of crocodiles who only scanned your resume for keywords.

In other words, it blows! But you still need to get through it if you have any hope of employment. So here’s what happens after you submit a job application.

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[gatsby-system-folks]

There's that tip going around about how to keep your social media out of your boss's hands so you don't get in trouble for ranting (tips such as asking friends not to tag you in photos, not posting pictures in and around your workplace, not dropping any names etc). Wonderful post, only problem is that in this day and age an employer will likely suspect someone if they say they have no social media. So my tip is to have a "puppet" media, a very bland, unassuming page where you post filtered selfies and sunsets and pictures of your food and inspirational quotes basically. And ask your friends to tag *that* page. You don't even have to post on it that often. An unactive social media page is way more believable than no page at all.

My further advice would be to avoid even posting selfies on your actual page and going by a pseudonym, or even making the page private if you can (but obviously that's not feasible always. If you have a blog you're selling things on, going private is going to hurt your business), and generally try to be sort of anonymous. I know most tumblr users aren't big selfie people anyway lol.

Best of luck in finding jobs, bitches

[dank-memer-to-the-extreme-r]

Here’s a tip I heard from PirateSoftware, a famous game dev/streamer: usually personal projects can count as some form of experience and give you an advantage. If you want to get into a programming job, program some projects and add them to your resume. If you’re an artist, make an art portfolio with your process, time estimates for pieces, and the pieces themselves. If you want to be a designer, do the same but with mock branding projects. Apply this to your chosen field and see if this helps. Bonus points if the projects are relevant to what the employer wants (like a mock design for a transport company if you’re applying to be a designer at one).

Also, bonus tip: if you wanna make money from being an indie dev or freelance artist, get any job that pays okay and do your passion on the side until it can be your full-time job. Don’t make yourself destitute for your passion.

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[senexrecruitment]

Engineering job Interviews

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[johnfeldmann]

In a job interview, the questions candidates ask can be just as important as the ones they answer. Here are some suggestions on which questions to ask and which ones to avoid.

[thatbadadvice]

Help! I'm a Perfect Genius, but This Potential Employer Asked Me a Boring Interview Question!

Ask A Manager, 13 Feb 2024:

I was rejected from a role for not answering an interview question. I had all the skills they asked for, and the recruiter and hiring manager loved me. I had a final round of interviews — a peer on the hiring team, a peer from another team that I would work closely with, the director of both teams (so my would-be grandboss, which I thought was weird), and then finally a technical test with the hiring manager I had already spoken to. (I don’t know if it matters but I’m male and everyone I interviewed with was female.) The interviews went great, except the grandboss. I asked why she was interviewing me since it was a technical position and she was clearly some kind of middle manager. She told me she had a technical background (although she had been in management 10 years so it’s not like her experience was even relevant), but that she was interviewing for things like communication, ability to prioritize, and soft skills. I still thought it was weird to interview with my boss’s boss. She asked pretty standard (and boring) questions, which I aced. But then she asked me to tell her about the biggest mistake I’ve made in my career and how I handled it. I told her I’m a professional and I don’t make mistakes, and she argued with me! She said everyone makes mistakes, but what matters is how you handle them and prevent the same mistake from happening in the future. I told her maybe she made mistakes as a developer but since I actually went to school for it, I didn’t have that problem. She seemed fine with it and we moved on with the interview. A couple days later, the recruiter emailed me to say they had decided to go with someone else. I asked for feedback on why I wasn’t chosen and she said there were other candidates who were stronger. I wrote back and asked if the grandboss had been the reason I didn’t get the job, and she just told me again that the hiring panel made the decision to hire someone else. I looked the grandboss up on LinkedIn after the rejection and she was a developer at two industry leaders and then an executive at a third. She was also connected to a number of well-known C-level people in our city and industry. I’m thinking of mailing her on LinkedIn to explain why her question was wrong and asking if she’ll consider me for future positions at her company but my wife says it’s a bad idea. What do you think about me mailing her to try to explain?

Sir,

You have been wronged in the most grievous of ways by a coven of retaliatory, self-aggrandizing women who have failed in the extreme to recognize your brilliance, your talent, and above all, your general superiority.

Of course you should mail this mediocre "grandboss" on LinkedIn to inform her of the deep offense she caused you by interviewing you in the first place, let alone doing so using a boring question — indeed, you have a moral and professional obligation to do so in order to preserve your honor and the honor of scores of men like you who have never done a single solitary thing wrong in their lives, ever.

But I beg you to consider doing more. A single, private message to one incompetent bitch may not convey to the necessary parties the depth and breadth of the situation. Many, many people have important lessons to learn from your experience, and I encourage you to share it widely. Consider making a public LinkedIn post, and ensure that it is shareable across platforms. Depending on your financial resources, a billboard with your name, professional headshot, and contact information could go a long way toward ensuring that everyone in your industry who needs to know just how you handled the way these women treated you, does know about it. I hope that in your continuing job search, you are able to connect with potential employers who have a much better grasp of all you bring to the table.

[healthy0tips]

What exactly are the tasks of a Feng Shui consultant?

∗ Designing the children’s room, living room, sleeping room and all other rooms ∗ Analyzing and optimizing office rooms according to the principles of Feng Shui ∗ Evaluating which room is favourable for which person? ∗ Helping when people move into a new house ∗ Finding a perfect building site for the client ∗ Designing a house and finding the best Feng Shui solution for each resident ∗ Finding favourable spots in the garden and positioning the pond at the correct place ∗ Giving advices concerning the wall colour ∗ You can create your rooms into a wellness oasis ∗ Helping to make a shop attract much more clients ∗ Offering an extraordinary service

[nkossovan]

Obstacles to Remove From Your 2023 Job Search

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👉 Embrace the fact that today's job market is as competitive as ever.

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[bitchesgetriches]

Hi bitches! Last year I applied for a position and got an email back that the job posting was outdated, but they would probably be hiring in the new year. They haven't put up a new posting yet. Do I wait for them to reach out to me, or do I send a new email with my information? I don't want to annoy them, but I am very interested in the job!

CONTACT THEM, BABY!!!

Definitely don't wait. Send them a new email reminding them "I know you don't have anything open right now, but I really want to work for your company specifically so here's my information. Keep me in mind when something opens up."

We wrote kind of a how-to guide on what to do in situations like this (link below). The long and short of it is that you need to proactive, because they have all the power in this scenario.

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[reasonsforhope]

Btw, if you really just Need A Job (tm)

I'd really recommend looking into care work

Care work here is specifically being a home care aid, a care aid or assistant at any kind of residential home.

This for usually for elderly or disabled adults - and those are the ones that tend to be most entry level, from what I've seen, but also for mental health, addiction recovery etc. (With the obvious caveat that some of these jobs will be more emotionally intense than others)

I'm so serious about this guys. I was applying to jobs in care work for just three weeks, starting a couple days before Christmas, and in that time I got three interviews, two jobs offers, and five additional interview requests

Care work needs people CONSTANTLY

because it's a huge sector but very hard for them to keep staff long-term. Partly because it can be high burn-out, and there's definitely toxic places out there you should watch out for. And partly because a lot of people think care work is beneath them

AND they ACTUALLY MEAN IT when they say they're entry level. Because it's so hard for them to get staff that a lot of them will advertise super aggressively that they will train you themselves. A lot of them will straight up pay for your CPR and First Aid certifications, once they hire you, too (and you can get a leg up on applications by getting a CPR/First Aid certification for like. $30 to $80, at least in the US). They also accept experience taking care of elderly/disabled/etc. family members as real experience

Like, obviously don't do it if you hate taking care of people, but if you're open to it, it's probably by far your best shot of getting hired rn, statistically

(eta: Genuinely disclaimer that it can be super taxing emotionally and large portions of the industry are indeed fucked, and def don't take a job in this field if you're gonna be an asshole to the people you're caring for, but sometimes you just need whatever job you can get.)

Seriously, though, the first time I applied for a care work job (in October 2023, yes short timeline, like I said there's some toxic workplaces etc. out there), I applied to like ten or fifteen jobs over the course of a week or so. Within three weeks, I was working.

(And they did provide all of the training, fwiw)

If you need a job and no one is hiring, seriously consider looking into it

[writingwithfolklore]

How to Ask for Stuff

Being able and knowing how to ask for things that you want is an incredibly important skill for… y’know, getting what you want. Whether it’s mentorship, feedback, an explanation or quick advice, networking, a job, etc. etc. etc. it's important you ask the right way to have the best chance of success.

There’s three things that should be in your request:

1. Who are you—how are you related?

This should be short and sweet. “I am a university student studying major, and was in professor’s class where you presented last week.” Or “I am a recent graduate looking to get a foothold in blah blah industry, and saw you had a lot of experience on your linkedIn profile.”

You really don’t need more than that to make yourself relevant and create a connection with this person, and it immediately sets you apart as an individual/real person. People are more likely to help people that they feel like they know in some way, rather than a complete stranger. If you are a complete stranger, explain why you decided to reach out to them specifically.

2. What exactly are you looking for

Be as specific as possible. It is far better to say, “I am looking for feedback on the first five pages of my novel, specifically around if the opening grabs the audience.” Than, “I am looking for feedback.”

This part can be a little bit scary because it is the actual asking for what you want part, but if people know exactly what you want, they will find it a lot easier to help you. Other things you can ask for: “I am looking to sit down with you for coffee and discuss your experience in the industry.” Or “I was hoping you may have some leads for where to start with my job search” etc. etc.

3. What will the project/request look like?

This will help the person decide if they have the time or availability to do what you are asking for. If you’re looking to meet with them, include your availability and where or how you are able to meet. If it’s more of a feedback situation, include when you would need notes back by and how you would like to receive said notes. So,

“I am available Monday through Friday after 5pm to meet. Please let me know if you are interested and available within that schedule!”

“If you are interested, I would love the opportunity to get on a Zoom call with you to discuss feedback. I am available any time on weekends, and would prefer if you were able to get back to me by March 1st as I will need time to adjust the piece for the due date.”

Etc. etc.

              It’s important that you maintain a professional and friendly tone, even with people who have already agreed to help you. Some ways of asking for things that I have received that I find very discouraging are:

Disinterested

I got a request that was basically, “help me if you want, I don’t care it doesn’t matter to me either way.” If you don’t care, then why would I care? Only reach out to people you genuinely want to collaborate in some way with, and make clear that you are interested in working with them. We’re not trying to look cool and disinterested here.

Impatient

Everyone is busy all the time. If your person doesn’t reply right away, do not send a message back around the lines of, “um hello??” or “are you going to reply or not?” this comes across as pretty rude and a bit entitled to that person’s time and immediate attention. If your person doesn’t reply, you can send a follow up after a week, and maintain the same tone as in your initial email/message:

“Hi (name), this is a friendly follow-up on my request. If you have any additional questions for me, please let me know. I am also able to accommodate another time slot if needed. Thank you!”

As the asker, it is your job to be flexible. Of course, if your person can’t make your hard deadline or you really can’t make your schedules work, thank them anyway and move on, but if you are able to accommodate them, do so!

Here is an example email to start you off:

Hello (person’s name), My name is (blank) and I am a (major) student/graduate from (blank) University. We met at the (place) job fair last week, and I was really intrigued by your experience in (blah) industry. I was wondering if you would be available to meet with me sometime in the next week to discuss how you got started in the industry and your experience at (company). I am available between (time) and (time) (days of the week), but may be able to accommodate a different time if it would work better for you. Please let me know if you are interested! Thank you, (Full name)

[thepersonalwords]

Do you want a level of income to fit your lifestyle or a lifestyle to fit your income level?

Miles Anthony Smith, Becoming Generation Flux: Why Traditional Career Planning is Dead: How to be Agile, Adapt to Ambiguity, and Develop Resilience

[turnedpalefromlackofsun]

I feel really bad when i see a kid online and they're saying stupid shit but they have their face on their account

Your dumbass takes are gonna be associated with your face forever nooooooo don't do it

I feel like I should step in but historically 10 out of 10 times they get defensive "it's my account I can do whatever I want" bitch this is more than proship anti discourse

You have your face associated with a death threat

Please don't do it!!!! I'll be real, I don't care that much about death threats. Do whatever dumb shit maybe you'll grow up and be better or maybe you'll become an agent of kiwifarms idk

But please don't end your life over a mistake. You're making a mistake! By the time you realize it, it's all over!!!

Please? You can tell me to kill myself 1000 times over I don't care and I'm not trying to stop you. You're right, you're free to be as stupid as you want. BUT PLEASE DONT TIE IT TO YOUR REAL LIFE!!! you're 14 years old!!!

At least give yourself the opportunity to learn!

Please evaluate my words!!! Is what im saying in YOUR best interest? Yes right? Then please consider it!

And then quite possibly consider not doing the death threats either. You know you can get college admission revoked and go to jail in highschool for this? The cops are gonna get you

They're coming for you

I already told them and they told me they'll be at your house in 30 mins.

Dude why are kids so stupid im crying. Think about this: in one of my jobs, there was a rule against "non canon fanart". So that means if they can easily trace back fanart of non canon ships or headcanons or whatever to me, they will get my ass.

They wanted a strict and controlled online presence associated with my name because my name is associated with their name. Now see, I don't use socials with my name.

But if companies are this anal, think about saying "[insert ship] shippers should kill themselves" with your face plastered on it.

YOU ARE STUPID. Even if you 100% believe your statements, who said you need your entire being attached to it. I better not see your bitchass on unemployment because of this. Im gonna tell the Republicans about you.