#job hunting is hell
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Retail Jobs I’ve Applied to:
You need to have AT LEAST three years of prior experience in this exact field for this entry level position. The last thing we want to do is spend more than five minutes training you. Why have you worked such a wide variety of jobs? Where’s your commitment? You better have amazing references. Oh, and complete these online tests to prove to us that you are worthy of us possibly glancing at your resume before we throw it straight in the trash. You better be available every hour of every day - anything less means you’re not truly committed to this job. Remember, people like you are a dime-a-dozen and easily replaceable, and you should be grateful that we’re paying you slightly more than minimum wage. You’d better not be expecting any benefits.
The Investment Company I Applied to:
Oh, you’ve got a bachelor’s degree? That’s excellent. Not in business? That’s fine - getting a degree at all shows that you’re willing to put in the work and learn. No prior experience specifically in this field? No worries - we’ll train you. This is a Monday to Friday position. Obviously, we’ll be paying you a living wage for this entry level position, and you need to use your PTO days, because they only partially rollover to the next year. What sort of year end bonus are you expecting? Let us tell you a little bit about our standard benefits. …are you okay? Why are you crying?
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why oh why did I not take those resume workshops on campus????
#job hunting is hell#i'm staring at my resume#not knowing what to put down in skills#I feel like I'm going to be stuck at my current job forever
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Employers: We love disabled people! We love having diversity in our offices!
Also Employers: You must be able to lift a minimum of 50 pounds and stand for extended periods of time in order to work here. Neither of these things are actually necessary for the job.
🤔🤔🤔
#job hunting is hell#disability#actually disabled#say you don't give a shit about disabled people without saying you don't give a shit about disabled people
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I’m ready to use tumblr as a networking app at this point SOMEONE FIND ME A JOB
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I CAN FINALLY WRITE AGAIN
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So I know everybody says you should lie at job interviews (well not you should lie but just a lot of people do to get the job)
I’ve…not been lying. I’ve been telling the truth and being myself..
is that what I’m doing wrong?? Is that why I’m not getting jobs??
#If that’s the reason I don’t blame them actually#This bitch is so anxious he cries making phone calls#Do not hire him#Memes#anxiety#job hunting is hell#Suffering#Screaming crying
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This woman from the recruitment agency wanted me to explain the gaps in my resume ON the actual resume...
Like, I had kids and we made do on one income then I separated from the father of my kids and was on the benefit then was in a new relationship and she was studying and it was enough then I was studying...
No one ever wants to hire me anyway so...
i can't get over how evil it is that "gap in your resume" is considered a valid reason to not hire someone like "hmmm sorry you weren't working constantly every day of your life we need people who do nothing but work until they drop dead for us we just don't think you're right for the job" fuck youuuu
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Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin
#it is hell on earth out here#got like 6 different rejection emails today#so much fun /sarcasm#job hunting
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I love when interviewers complain about people 'not wanting to work anymore' when I'm like... Hey, please give me a job. I really want to work.
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bruh i was looking at jobs and there was this one human resources job that was like "required: five years experience in related field, college degree in human resource management, etc." and the salary was $50k like fuck right off with that
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Airpods cases on etsy got me wanting to buy a pair for myself just so I can express my fandom love... but then I remember how I've lost all of my dollarama airpods dupes in the past few years.
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emotional support groobs (groose boobs)
#skyward sword#loz art#loz#loz memes#what the hell is the ship name for these two#grink#groolink#??? idk#anyways take this low effort doodle#because lately i Haven't Been Feeling It Mr Krabs#job hunting is so tiring :(#loz groose#loz link#legend of zelda
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Sometimes a light party is a machinist loporrit, a rogue moogle chef, an ex-assassin healer, and the former prince of Garlemald.
#ffxiv#concept#sketch#zenos yae galvus#adventurer zenos#oc#tsukiko date#camilla lunae#kukuti and roboway#the healer and tank duo from hell#<- this will forever be my favorite tag to put when zenos and tsu are in the same picture LMAO#ill let you guys imagine what kukuti is yelling at zenos for#I wanted the concept to basically be that this team looks absolutely ridiculous and that zenos is protecting a group of tinies#but theyre also just actually scarily efficient at the hunts and jobs theyre given#...it also looks like they operate like a world of final fantasy stack in this picture and ive cursed myself with that thought now#->its totally not me just struggling to put tsu in frame with zenos so I have to put her on his shoulders#im also probably gonna give roboway a mech suit down the line because it would be funny
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Welp. Just put in three job applications tonight. Please wish me luck.
I'm gonna need it...
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i just think theyre neat!
#hollywood u#hwu game#pixelberry#thomas hunt#hwu mc#i originally wanted to do something based on his second date quest in hwu#but this soon became an excuse to draw claire in a pretty dress#still! aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh psychic damage everytime i draw Them#his quests are so funny man this guy is stuck in a personal circle of hell#the only other person there has been assigned the job of fucking with him#unclear how literal theyre willing to go#hsslilly art#huntclaire#oc: claire swanson
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#vintage#girlblogging#girly things#lana del rey#lizzy grant#coquette#female hysteria#female rage#girlhood#music#sofia coppola#this is what makes us girls#manic pixie dream girl#hell is a teenage girl#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#sullen girl#marie antoinette#lana unreleased#girl interrupted#lily rose depp#femcel#pricilla presley#elvis presley#elizabeth woolridge grant#job hunting#clean girl#dollette#cinnamon girl
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