#joalter

[beevean]

(May I…?👉👈)Joachim&Walter 28

…as a lie.

"And whom do you belong to, pet?" drawled Walter with a sickening grin on his face. Joachim longed to rip his mouth off his face, but he could not fall prey to his instincts. He had a plan.

"To you," he simpered. "My Lord and Sire. I owe you my life, and it cannot take me my entire existence to repay my debt to you."

"Good boy." Joachim sank his claws into his palm. "I am pleased to see that you have stopped with your temper tantrum. Now, if you wish to repay your debt..." It only took him the strength of a finger to lift Joachim on his feet: he forced his body to be pliant, taking comfort in what would come next. "I may have an idea on where to start."

Predictable pervert. Well, all the better for Joachim. It cost him nothing to rise to the tips of his toes and press his lips on Walter's smug smile. They tasted faintly like blood: and soon, all the blood that Walter unfairly gorged for himself will be his and only his.

Like the good boy that he was, Joachim allowed Walter to cup the back of his head and push it forward, and let his snake-like tongue fill his mouth: he fought against the retches with the perfect control he had over his immortal body. So pitifully easy to lie to, like the animal he was! It was the perfect moment. With a flick of his wrist, Joachim sent his sword flying forward to skewer the bastard.

They clanked against his armor and face.

[beevean]

If Dracula is Mathias + Walter, then... Part of Walter's soul sees Joachim in Hector, and therefore Dracula experiences some strange attraction to him.

Oh great, Walctor, now I was missing that to my collection

Sure let me include that in my headcanons :P

(pretty sick concept for a fic though. broke: dracula only loves lisa because he sees her as elisabetha 2.0. woke: dracula lusts for hector because the walter in him confuses him for his former pretty slave and now he wants to put more care in wrapping him around his finger)

[beevean]

Walter/Joachim + bat

Joachim hated his new nature. He cared little about being an inhuman creature of the night shunned by God. He was more bothered by his perpetual thirst for blood, thirst rare quenched in his situation, that left him wheezing and clawing the floor in despair.

He despised having to rely on Walter for everything, including understanding his own new powers.

The noble had the time of his unlife acting as Joachim's teacher, voice oozing with condescention as he patiently explained how to lure prey (not that Walter would let him, instead throwing food at him like a common pet) and most importantly how to shapeshift.

Joachim would enjoy being a bat a lot more if he could fly anywhere. Like being a vampire, it was merely the illusion of freedom, carefully curated by Walter himself.

Instead, Walter had found himself a new game: he would bring Joachim fresh people, if he accepted to turn and lay on Walter's lap, to be petted. Joachim always tried to bite the hand that smoothed his fur, to no avail.

Above all, he loathed how nice it felt.

[beevean]

Joalter + Bathing

"You made quite the mess, pet," tutted Walter, bloodied rag in hand. "Dear me, dear me, you grow more famished by the year... what am I going to do with you?"

Beyond words, Joachim could only growl at him, the sound of which only made him chuckle. The rag was scrubbed with force on his skin, delicious blood now mixed with lukewarm dirty water; and yet Joachim could have licked and sucked on it for the tiniest scraps of nourishment. Damn Walter, damn him to the pits of Hell, it was him who reduced Joachim in that state... even the messy gore that had once been a pitiful human had more dignity than him.

Jumping into the rushing water sounded more and more like a favorable prospect.

"You are so adorably stubborn... isn't it nice, to be cared for? I am but a conscientious Master, after all. Now, be a good boy, and stay still..."

The human's blood only splattered onto Joachim's face, armor and vest. Yet, Walter carefully removed each piece, to clean his pet wherever he could reach.

[beevean]

Is Deathula a toxic ship or a sodium chloride ship?

Sodium chloride, duh. They are besties and immortal hubbies and make each other happy and enter each other's bodies with pleasure <3