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I was gonna post a pic of like, the mona lisa or the sistene chapel or something with the caption "credit goes to the artist!" under it but then i was like "wait what abt famous works with unknown artists" and i looked into that and none of them was stuff i recognized cuz im not that knowledgable in art history and then i was like "what about a banksy piece" and then i was like "why am i doing this" so i stopped
#If someone else wants to do it then just make sure you go ''credit goes to someone online!''#jk obv
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Emma sfter she sees Niamh in Munich: "Traitor."
emma when shes sees the story
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a great, and undesirable wealth
#yther lines#me. I see someone used *my* username for a book title and though it is not my desire#I expect that decision will be regretted#jk obv#until I can get SARCAsm watermarked across text posts
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Anyway, considering that I see myself as a combination of my consciousness, my brain and my body am I a three body problem?
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I DON'T LOVE YOU!! MY BELOVED!!!!!
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“You thought you were getting my hand? I got yours, bitch!”
In MARRIAGE???
#/jk obv#…unless?#nah lmao#dan and phil#dnp#phan#dan howell#phil lester#dip and pip#dapg#danandphil#dan and phil games#amazingphil
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#daniel ricciardo#dr3#🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻#i mean...the difference between a month ago and now is stark#so...its working?#jk he's obvs well therapized#me too babe…me too
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patrick thinking abt the meaning of pete's lyrics before giving up and going back to concentrating on how they sound
#im sorry my gf made me post it. looool#peterick#fob shitposting#but am i wrong#(Jk obv I know it’s more complicated than that lol)
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"what if we kissed in the backrooms door" "seriously, just imagine it" "wow, that's a talented penis you've got there phil" "you're edging"
okay lads i'm out. unsubscribing. it's been fun knowing you all. have a great life. i think we need to spend some time apart.
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beauty of the divorce quartet actually is that no matter where you draw the relationship lines you get a fun and fucked up dynamic to think about
#random thoughts#personally -->#martyn/cleo are mirrors of eachother and the most likely to salvage an actual healthy relationship out of the mess theyre in#BUT canonically they're just divorced obvs#scott/pearl have whatever megamind and metro man have going on if it was soundtracked to therefore you and me#scott/martyn is just straight up toxic yaoi. using eachother cus they can't get their exes back#cleo/pearl are a weird blend of scorn and pity for eachother. they think they understand eachother but never really do. u get me.#scott/cleo would get married for tax purposes. real birds of a feather. i would totally poison you for your fortune lol haha jk unless....#martyn/pearl could be best friends honestly if it wasn't for the whole thing. i think they'd set things on fire together and think its funn#my art#<-- kind of i guess
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Jeest Week Day 5: Tied Up (sfw version)
So I do have a nsfw version but it got flagged…so idk where to post it maybe I’ll figure out how to do an ao3 compilation
I’m just exhausted trying to figure it out so here is this at least 🫠
#my art#kidvoodoo#käärijä#jere pöyhönen#joost klein#jeest#jeest infection#jeestweek24#genderbend because LESBIANS#istg if this gets flagged again I’m gonna k*ms#jk obvs but I’m upset hahahaha
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Izuku: 💕Kacchan, how can I ever repay you for the support gear?💕
Kacchan: 😏
#jk obvs just being his hero partner is all kacchan wants#or let the kinky sugar daddy smut stories explode#I won’t complain#bkdk#bakudeku#spoilers
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A werewolf knight promised a bride in return for his unflinching loyalty and unmatched battle prowess.
His Jarl thinks the most beautiful, talented, and wellbred Lady of the island will suit nicely as his gift.
But the wolf has already made his choice -- he'd made it long before he ever went to war. Everything he did, every terrible, horrible, deadly thing, he did it for her.
And since he was promised a bride, well. Who can stop him? It's his due, after all.
#who holds his leash? certainly not the laird and certainly not this wench they're trying to foist upon him#he's GOING to kick up a fuss and start biting people if he doesn't get his way#Viking style etiquette but it takes place in the same universe as Dr. Pragma and Kelsi and Ettienne and Mason#which is gaslamp Victorian and modern cityscape prospectively#anything is possible <3#jk they're all modern but with elements of their respective romance timescapes for spice <3#anyway. this poor little bakers daughter.#she doesn't even know. she's like 'oh I'm so SORRY you have to be married to a peniless nobody like me. i promise I'll fix it and you can#be married to someone you actually like 🥺' and he just lets her keep thinking that because it makes her easier to manipulate and less liable#to flinch when he gets a bit. handsy. with her. becuase obv he wouldn't come on to someone he doesn't even like!#but then she brings up the concept of annulment ('well have to sleep in seperate beds of course. we can't let them get the wrong idea') and#the gig is up. he's like no we WILL be fucking. you're mine.#and then she tries to run (doesn't know about chase-instinct)
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Everytime I went into the Agatha All Along tag I would find people falling all over themselves for Patti LuPone. And as someone who was completely uninitiated to her, I was curious to learn more. And then I watched this video:
youtube
And I'm in love. The woman that Patti is, holy fuck!
#like obv rio/aubrey is iconic from the start of the show#and lilia had her banger moments and i fell in love with her character in ep 6#but i craved to know more about patti due to how much more she is praised amongst all a cast that is also highly praised#and holy fuck help me#is this what a celeb crush feels like? /jk#but wow she is... wow#patti lupone#agatha all along#Youtube#aubrey plaza
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pov you’re opening up for taylor and can ask her to play one song as a surprise song…. which one are you requesting?
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While researching Mando'a for a fic, I found out that Mandalorians call droids 'Beskar'ad' and it's just thE CUTEST THING EVER!
In Mando'a, Beskar means iron and ad means son/daughter... so droids are literally iron sons/daughters and I just:
It's sO sweet, especially when you consider how much value Mandalorian culture places on children. The fact they think of droids as iron sons or daughters is so precious!
Silly [affectionate] warrior culture that I adore :')
Also, I would do anything to witness Din Djarin's reaction to learning that information. His protectiveness towards children and hatred of droids would be the two wolves fighting inside him!!
but that won't happen because a show literally called The Mandalorian seems determined to ignore thEIR LANGUAGE
#din djarin#the mandalorian#mandalorians#mandoa#mandalorian culture#i love mandalorians sO much!!!!!#everyone has that one aspect of star wars that makes their brains go brrrrr and tickles them in the right way and obv mine is mandos#they're so cool and everyone thinks they're terrifying but they're actually kind of lame [affectionate]#also with how prominent mandoa is in fics i forget we have not heard a single word of it uttered in the show lol#i know there was a bit in tbobf but#favroni sleep with one eye open!!! i want to hear din speak mandoa#jk ofc for legal reasons :)))) LET DIN DJARIN CALL GROGU AD'IKA ON THE BIG SCREEN COWARDS!!!!#din thoughts
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