#jk i am not that person
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inspired by my own horrible relationship with driving — a poll!
#teach me to become a person who is chill about driving as a part of daily life …#jk it’s impossible!!!!#i have been driving since i was sixteen and i am now in my mid-30s so apparently i will always be like this#polls
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Having lustful thoughts about a lover kissing my neck and whispering in my ear
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this is an insanely out of touch take but it is my truth:
I think when there are big events happening there should be special subway cars reserved for people who aren’t going to those events and are just trying to go to work without having to be surrounded by people having a better day than you are
#I mean jk I’m glad people are taking public transit to places#and it is often extremely fun to have your life smoosh up against others that’s the magic of a city#but maybe the gov ball people should be contained to specific train cars so they can vomit and drink scream/talk together#cosplayers going to cons should be dispersed through every car and maybe walk up and down through like a runway#I am clearly a very normal and reasonable person see
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HD version of a classic Ween photo (probably AI upscaled). 1992-ish.
#pretty sure this is ai upscaled cos it reminds me how specifically good ai is right now for bringing out family resemblance#cos looking at gener here i'm like oh hi ashton!#like how i noticed for the first time how much i have my grandad's eyes when i ran an old b&w photo of him through a pretty basic app#and if you did it yourself you could be influencing that subconsciously but the app doesn't know who this person is to you#i'm not a big ai proponent but noticing little accidents like that could actually help us to make it more useful...#if we could do something before the CEOs figure out they don't need to understand it as long as they're paying the people who do#oops i mean#lol jk am dumb pleb don't listen to me#ween#tangent#everything is ween related#90s
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how am i supposed to be productive today when the arcane season 2 trailer is happening later
#also how am i supposed to be productive tomorrow when the s2 trailer is out LMAO#jk i am trying my best lol#thank god for wfh#personal tag
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Do you relate to Zane Julien or do you just have an inconsistent personality, act as 'normal' as possible in fear of people seeing you as weird again, don't know who you actually are to the point of questioning if the things you've said about yourself to others are actually true, and have an unhealthy attachment to a person, item, or animal because they're/it's the only thing that keeps you connected to reality??😂😂
#am i right boys or am i right#😂#ninjago#zane julien#lego ninjago#ninjago zane#zane ninjago#ts probably a sign of something#don't care lmao#I am literally Zane Julien#if u think you're Zane you're not#bc I'm literally him#and you're not#jk multiple people can be him it adds to his personality issues I think
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Pointing at the sign: we can all have opinions on the way celebrities conduct themselves but I beg of you - do not attack those celebs and do not attack their fans. Have conversations and discuss shit amongst yourselves but stop attacking people for either having criticisms they voice, or for continuing to stan.
A hot take posted on someone's own blog is not the same as jumping into pro-tags to post anti shit. If you are actively seeking out something that's gonna to annoy you or make you angry take a screenshot and gossip about it in the gc. Or like, just, leave it alone.
You can decide for yourself that you do or do not like a celeb, or a character, or a storyline. You can even have polite conversation or debate about things if both parties express that they are willing. But no one owes you shit. No one owes you a defense.
All we owe each other is enough room to breathe and some golden rule respect.
#fandom bullshit#listen i refuse to stan a celeb#i've been burned ten too many times#i enjoy seeing their personalities outside the character until i dont#and then i move on and make a decision on whether its enough to sour me to their work#usually the answer is the work is its own the work is mine now#sometimes its 'fuck jk rowling'#i'm not engaging with them#i'm only very occasionally engaging in the conversation other than perverse curiosity#i am BEGGING some ppl to touch grass#also if you're a moot and think this is about you its not i promise
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#nobody laugh at me for making smth embarrassingly heartfelt and sincere.#ok listen ive never edited video before in my life. but im always like ‘if i was a person that made edits id make one with angel baby’#and the brain worms got to me. i just had to get angel baby OUT of my brain#also didnt download any new clips for this. all of this was just already on my laptop i am a file hoarder#anyways. sssorry#~#jk#jungkook#my art#this doesnt belong in my art tag but idk where else to put it. im not renaming it My Creations for 1 video
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Honestly such a re-occuring theme with my characters is a lack of connection to their past/culture/family...
Blythe doesn't feel any kinship with them or a desire to return to Waterdeep. Raha doesn't know Elvish or remember his parents. Lorelai's father was incredibly controlling and isolating. Daee didn't feel connected to the Dalish OR city elf culture so he ran away and doesn't try to reconnect with either side.
I wonder if this means anything. Probably not.
#jk i know i have like. a disconnect from ukranian culture & dont feel welcome so!#im an immigrant without any emotional connection to my past country. i am kind of just there#raha not knowing elvish & getting ostracized for it is very personal & from experience. haha. :)#but the fact that even daee has that is so funny. ive been nursing this baggage for A DECADE
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More of a statement on my morality but if I was Clara, I would have fucked that old man on the ground on the spot in front of those people if he was threatening his own damn people at gunpoint and staged a coup for me. If I was the Doctor, I would have forced the scientists to figure a way to dump regeneration energy into her and keep her immortal and not have any mind wipe option. Then ruled with an iron fist.
#personal#doctor who#12th doctor#clara oswald#whouffaldi#im very much more like the master slash Missy but hey#lets pretend i was in this scenario#lol#i am a paragon of morality#jk
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#very late to the party#but I’m finally going to be seeing I am still in a couple of hours#hoping very much to not be the only 40+ person going solo in there 🙈#it’s actually my first time as an army in public#defying my introverted tendencies just for jk#a bit scary honestly#which feels silly#excited nevertheless
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I am legit sobbing over this images I AM NOT OKAY
When a ship takes over my life that even just seeing the actors together makes me feel so many things
Context: This are the live actions actors for Quan Yizhen and Yin Yu. The one with the hat in the first pic and glasses in the second one is Yin Yu’s actor (Wang Jia Yu), while the one being carried in the first and the one taking the pic in the second one is Quan Yizhen’s (Liu Zi Rui/Ray Liu)
The second pic is from Liu Zi Rui’s weibo while the first one is (from what I am assuming) a fan account for Liu Zi Rui.
Tbh, at this point I just want Eternal Faith to release just for the QuanYin crumbs. I am starving over here and just need some QuanYin content in my life.
I would also love it if any fan artists decide to draw these as QuanYin. Especially the first pic
#yeyarants#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#mxtx tgcf#mxtx#mo xiang tong xiu#eternal faith#quanyin#quan yizhen#yin yu#Liu Zi Rui#Wang Jia Yu#only reason I want to watch Eternal Faith#jk jk but honestly?#please!🙏#just give me QuanYin I am begging on my knees for this#ugh i love them so much#I mean QuanYin#ok but the actors are cast really well#my opinion personally#I can’t believe they’re gonna call Wang Jia Yu plain#come on now#he is not#dude seeing the actors of my OTP being friends?? this is the equivalent of winning the lottery for me#omg I’m gonna be unhealthy about this
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There is a theory out there on the internet of Velvette secretly being Carmilla’s third daughter whom she had a fallout with and separated from, which is why they don’t see eye to eye with each other in the present. And while I’m still personally on the fence about this particular interpretation, it does make every previous fanon about Velvett's found family dynamic with the other Vee's infinitely funnier.
Like Vel really just said fuck you mom actually I'm gonna move out and go live with my two shitty drunk, gay college roommates who don’t pay rent and they will be my new family we're GONNA BE RICH TOGETHER AND I’M NEVER COMING BACK like wow ok-
#/jk (mostly)#I think Velvette has become my favourite Hazbin villain since that one episode#I love her character so much and I am very relieved with how much personality and drive they gave her in the show#concidering how she was mostly overshadowed by Vox and Val in the promotional material#and the fandom in general#I'm also glad at least one person was there to call out Carmilla's hypocrisy in that episode#I'm sure the other overlords picked up on it too including Carmilla herself but yknow still#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel shitposts#hazbin hotel velvette#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel valentino#hazbin hotel carmilla
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I probably need to draw more Nosferatu in my free time and post them so people know I can (maybe) draw Nosferatu. It'll be like me going "pspspspspspsps" to possible future clients.
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I search one thing up on tumblr when I'm horny and now my entire fyp is porn, ENOUGH
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