#jk acab

[dead-in-the-pool]

sssSshhhHHhhhhhh...

*hands you this*

dont tell anyone I got you this, k

i recall this particular id not working out super well for mclovin. also you didn’t even send it on anon. everyone knows who you are, godisgay669

[submissivefeminist]

To piggy back on the last joke....

What's the difference between a Triscuit and a lesbian?

One's a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker...

(take 2 hits cuz I just realized my stupid timer isn't set to unlock until midnight so I can't smoke with you yet 😫😭😭)

I'm taking two hits but I'm going to have to put you under arrest (I'm the comedy police)

[cat-boy-kenjaku]

bro im ngl im like the overthinking hooper oh shit im getting arrested on roblox hold on

HELP that's what you get for choosing a life of crime....

[tuttle-did-it]

First of all, Scotland, for passing the Scottish Hate Crime Act and trying to protect trans people, thank you. Thank you for treating us as humans, thank you for recognising our identities.

However....

fuck you JK Rowling. fuck your TERF rants that endanger our lives. fuck your Nazi attitudes.

fuck you Police Scotland for proving that you're fucks and will not take this law seriously, even when someone intentionally, repeatedly, maliciously and gleefully breaks this law in a very, very public forum.

fuck you Police Scotland for not only refusing to take action when someone is breaking this law intentionally, repeatedly, maliciously and gleefully, but also proving that 1) this new law will NOT be taken seriously by you 2) this tells every TERF and Tory out there that the law is NOT valid, and that the law does NOT include queer people, specifically in this case Trans people; and 3) this tells every queer/Trans/enby/multi-sex/hermaphrodite person that we are NOT actually protected as this new law promises, and you can and will continue abusing us and destroying our lives. Fucking thanks. Cos it wasn't obvious enough that every day gets more and more dangerous for us trans/enby people, so thanks for just making it clear to the fucking world that even when someone mocks this law openly, you don't fucking care because we are not fucking people. Got it. So fuck you Police Scotland, specifically, for doing NOTHING when someone blatantly flouts this law. Fuck every one of you ACAB fuckers.

fuck everyone who still works with you, Rowling and still even speaks to you after knowing what you are.

fuck everyone who still buys anything related to the Harry Potter franchise knowing the money is going into the pocket of someone like this. Because she sends that money back out to fucking Anti-Trans orgs that hurt us.

fuck you HP fans who plan to watch her new tv show. You cannot be a fan of a massive transphobe trying to destroy us, and an ally at the same time. so fuck you.

fuck harry potter fans who wear HP merchandise stuff knowing what she has said and done, yes I don't care if you bought it before she said it, fuck you because you know exactly what she represents. Not apologising. Yeah, I'm totally judging you if you're wearing HP merch, even if especially if you're queer. I don't care how much HP meant to you as a child. I don't care about fucking nostalgia. I care about the Trans lives that are in danger every day because of monsters like this fucking woman.

fuck you Rishi Sunak for backing and legitimising this horrible woman and her bigotry.

fuck you British politics, fuck you Tories. Fuck you all for destroying this country and making every day more dangerous for Queer people.

fuck you CEO David Zaslav. fuck you Warner Bros. for being willing and happy to work with this fucking woman for her fucking franchise so she can continue to fucking make millions and fucking fund anti-trans orgs.

fuck every single one of who who protects, excuses and funds this fucking behaviour. And fuck every one of you who doesn't give a fuck at everything that is happening.

fuck these fucking fucks. fuck you TERFs and transphobes and fuck every single one of you fucking fucks.

Thank you for trying, Scotland. Thank you.

But please explain to the fucking POLICE and the fucking evil POLITICIANS that this new law means we are legally recognised as protected under the Scottish Hate Crime Act, so they all need to stop fucking about and treat it seriously.

and the fucking PRIME FUCKING MINISTER fucking backing this fucking TERF. I'm not surprised, just angry.

This is on you. so, fuck you if you are supporting these fuckery fucking fucks.

As is EVERY SINGLE FUCKING INCIDENT a trans person has in this fucking country. Every time someone fucking deadnames us, every time someone intentionally misgenders us, every time someone threatens our safety, every time someone fucking assaults us? every single incident is on your fucking head, you fucking fucks.

[tiredbiird]

yall are so misogynistic that you will sell out all of your ideals just because it’s a woman who dared to say something you disagree with

[aricastmblr]

jimin weverse live 

지민 

BTS 

03.28. 03:00 

감사합니다 

gracias 

https://weverse.io/bts/live/2-116749012?hl=en

Jimin de regreso a la empresa salio de inkigayo donde pre-grabo

jm- (saluda) ¿pueden escucharme bien? ¿Puedes oír mi voz? Oh, puedes, ¡genial! si, eso es correcto Acabo de... terminar la pre-grabación de Inkigayo. ¡Estoy en vivo porque, por supuesto, hay algunas cosas de las que quería hablar!

jm-pero también, solo quería dar las gracias a todos los Armys que vinieron hasta el lugar de filmación solo para la pre-grabación. Hacía bastante frío afuera hoy, y realmente aprecio a nuestros Armys que estuvieron allí conmigo.

jm- y en el show, tuve la oportunidad de charlar un poco con los ARMY allí. recibí la noticia de que... Set Me free pt.2…. entró en el hot 100 en 30?? ¡lugar! ¿puedes creer? y por supuesto, ¡también escuché sobre spotify! muchas gracias, de verdad.

jm-no, no, me sentí tan energizado escuchando los aplausos y el apoyo de todos. ¡Estaba emocionado de actuar gracias a eso!

¿Jungkook cambió su foto por una mía? que foto era? se vio solo un momento.

  "esta es la esposa de yoongi-nim" ah sí, hola cuñada (hoy fue día de cuñadas XD)

jm- (leyendo y respondiendo comentarios) “Quiero cambiar de lugar con la bailarina, te juro que puedo bailar” 

jm- jajajaja sigue practicando y algún día veremos! Oh cierto, ¡tengo un en vivo mañana! Responderé muchas preguntas entonces. este álbum significa mucho para mí.

jm-ok, espera un momento, ¿puedes verme? Estábamos pasando por el túnel por un segundo allí.

 jm-"¡Estoy tan feliz de verte feliz!" yo también estoy muy feliz

lee comentarios "soy la esposa de jimin" jm-hola ~ "soy la esposa de jungkook" jm-hola ~

lee  "gracias por existir jimin" jm-gracias por las hermosas palabras. 

jm-"soy la esposa de taehyung"  jm-bien hola ~ "Esta es la esposa de namjoon" jm- espera, porque ¿cuántos de nuestros miembros se casaron y ni siquiera nos lo dijeron? y todos tienen tantas esposas, ¡lo juro!

jm-"¿qué pensaste de las fotos de jungkook?" guau…. Solo... y también vi las fotos de Taehyung. ellos... los dos son justos. tan guapo. Creo que es bastante serio ahora. como pueden ser tan guapos

jm-"tu maquillaje es tan sexy hoy" ah, ¿no crees?

jm-nuestro estilista hizo un gran trabajo hoy, ¿verdad? 

jm-¡esto es divertido! Creo que entiendo por qué jungkook se lanza al azar ahora. 

jm-hoy fue mi última presentación previa a la grabación. es un poco agridulce que ya fue el ultimo!

Jungkook comento en el chat 

jk-¿Por qué estás agradecido? (refiriéndose al título del "gracias" en vivo de jimin) 

j,-¿Por qué estoy agradecido? ¿JK? ¿Qué... qué está diciendo? ¡Ay! El titulo del live es 'Gracias'

jungkook comenta -

-pero hyung ese ángulo ahora mismo 

-pareces un ahjusshi/un hombre de mediana edad

jm-¿te refieres a este ángulo? ¿Debería levantar la cámara aquí así entonces? 

jm-No, pero no es mejor desde este ángulo, no hay diferencia Está bien, este soy yo Y como estoy maquillada, tal vez me vea más (madura) Estoy usando bastante maquillaje hoy

jm- que haces jm - me reí mucho, te golpeaste la cabeza... dijiste que tenias sueño ¿Por qué bailas la canción de los juguetes y te golpeas la cabeza? (vio el weverse live de jungkook suchwita)

jk- soy fan de hyung, ¿sabes? 

jm-se ríe

jk-aaaaa jjyamanshhiiiii~~~

jk-a donde vas

jm- ¡Me dirijo a la empresa ahora mismo! 

jungkook comenta 

- eso es todo 

.-sí, mejor (ángulo)

jm-solo quería pasar y saludar después de la pre-grabación.

contestara todas sus preguntas del álbum en el live que haga, dice que responderá adecuadamente muchas de las preguntas en el live de mañana.

jk- adiós/sigue ahora 

jk- no intentaré atraparte (t/n: bromeando diciendo "puedes irte ahora, no te detendré") 

jm- Ya, cuando acaben las promociones voy a ir a tu casa a probar la receta de ramyeon que cocinaste y subiste a weverse  jm-Tengo muchas ganas de comerlo mucho 

jk- (lo haré por ti)

jm- Hyungnim, realmente perdió mucho peso en este momento 

jk-(Por supuesto, por supuesto) 

jm- Por supuesto~

jungkook comenta

jk- (Quiero verlo/ser una audiencia también la próxima vez)

jm-¿De qué quieres ser público? 

jk- ¿cuándo es el próximo show? 

jm-se ríe y dice que este fue el último y que Jungkook perdió la oportunidad

jm-Las promociones han terminado ahora mismo Hoy fue la última grabación

jungkook comenta

jk-(¿Cuándo volverás a filmar?)

jm-¿Terminó sin embargo...? ja ja no te puedes ir, la grabación ha terminado kkkk

jk-  oh en serio?

jm- kkkk oh en serio? kkk 

jm-Ha terminado, Jungkook-ah kk

jk- El tiempo realmente pasa rápido, ¿no?)

jm-El tiempo pasa muy rápido, ¿no?... mmm

jm a jungkook - siento que puedo escuchar tu voz ahora mismo kkk

jungkook comenta

jk-recuerdo que fue genial 

jm-¡Está bien!

jm-Viniste cuando hyung tenía su práctica, está bien jeje

 jk-(Ah, te veías genial) 

jm-JK~ 

jm- Todos, me voy ahora

jm-No sé si Jungkook-ie todavía está viendo

jm- Jungkook-ssi, me voy ahora 

jk- (Por favor dirígete) 

jm-Por favor diríjase a todos Adiós~ (dice adiós con la manito)

jk- adiós 

jm-Ya que tengo un poco de sueño. Nuestros fanáticos que vinieron hasta Songdo, tengan cuidado mientras se dirigen a casa. jm-Sí, Jungkook-ssi, entraré.

jk-(No te detendré) jm- (lee el comentario) No te detendré~ jm-Gracias ~

jm-gracias y te amo ARMY! Me iré ahora, ¡adiós a todos!

[mxrbidslvt]

Bondage!

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know

handcuff me officer 🥺

[jisreal64]

I made another meme about facts that upset each sect of the political spectrum in an attempt to vent my frustrations with certain groups of people on each side. What do you all think?:

[resmarted]

omg it finally happened call the cops my baby kb died

[lesbean-sideblog]

I'm in the process of deconstructing my past Christianity, and it's honestly wild. For the first time in my life I'm actually able to view Christian stories through a critical lens and a lot of them are really fucked up.

[girl-resurrected]

back the blue ✊🏻

[merciawintersageposting]

let’s talk about the emmrich media pipeline. aka: how hot peepaw summer happened (nonexhaustive), Part 1

scar, the lion king

merlin, you sickos (affectionate)

Peter Cushing. but really if you’ve watched any classic horror (including gothic fiction) with Vincent Price, Christopher Lee…

milo, atlantis

remus lupin (featured a different gif of thewlis since he’s a sweetheart. i don’t do jk r**ling content on my tl. bc acab includes terfs/gender cops, bitch)

[byakuyacoochie]

Masterlist

This is just a temporary masterlist until I can find the strength to make a nice looking one.

Jojo's Bizzare Adventure

Part 1

My what big boobies you have - Various x Reader

Part 2

I hate your mum, Jk She’s a milf - JoJos x reader

Greater Beings = Greater Bahongas - Pillar Men x Reader

Just Friends...?- Caesar Zeppeli X Reader

Part 3

I hate your mum, Jk She’s a milf - JoJos x reader

Bzzzzz 😳 - Crusaders x Reader

Back Pain - Crusaders X Reader

Smash - Crusaders x Reader

Distractions...👀 Stardust Crusaders x Reader

Battle Scars - Kakyoin x Reader

Ocean Facts (Part Two) - Jotaro x Reader

Miscalculations - Stardust Crusaders x Reader

"French" Braids- Stardust Crusaders x Reader

Old Photo's - Stardust Crusaders x Reader

Polnareff x Reader

Contacts - Stardust Crusaders x Reader

Random Jojo's bf texts! ft - Avdol, Ghiaccio, Rohan

Part 4

Tell me you love me!  - Jotaro, Josuke, Rohan, Okuyasu

Did you cheat on me? - Josuke x reader

I hate your mum, Jk She’s a milf - JoJos x reader

Random Jojo's bf texts! ft - Avdol, Ghiaccio, Rohan

Smash - Part 4 x reader

Part 5

I hate your mum, Jk She’s a milf - JoJos x reader

Old Photo's - Bucciarati Gang x Reader

Trish gf! Texts

Giorno x Reader

Short Bucci Gang Post

Smash - Bucciarati Gang x Reader

Hired Help - Bucciarati Gang x Reader (Series)

One Day At A Time - Leone Abbachio x Reader

Are you...you know - Trish Una X Reader

Stolen Dress - La Squadra x Reader

ACAB - Leone Abbacchio x Reader

Bucciarati Gang x Reader

Random Jojo's bf texts! ft - Avdol, Ghiaccio, Rohan

Part 6

Y/n Sent an attachment? - Jolyne, Ermes, Foo Fighters, Weather Report & Anasui x reader

Gal Pals - Part 6 Girls (+ Foo) x Reader

Earth Shattering..... - Various x Reader

Hunter x Hunter

Compromised - Pakunoda x Reader

Cheeseboi - illumi x Reader

Cheating Prank - Adult Trio x Reader

My what big boobies you have - Various x Reader

Girls Night - Hxh Phantom Troupe x Reader

Earth Shattering..... - Various x Reader

Taste of Heaven - Kite x Reader (Series)

Jujutsu Kaisen

Social Stigma - Nanami, Gojo, Yuji, Megumi, Nobara

Dream Threesome - Jujutsu Kaisen x Reader

Bleach

Dilf Off

Cure For Sadness - Bleach x Reader

Finding your Gigai in their bed- Bleach x Reader

Panty Thief - Bleach x Reader

Iconic Throuples - Bleach x Reader

Earth Shattering..... - Various x Reader

Impossible Choice - Bleach x reader

Tokyo Revengers

Brotherly Envy - Rindou Haitani x Reader

Buddy Daddies

Mama - Buddy Daddies x Reader

Demon Slayer

School Festival - Demons Slayer x Reader

Sweet Love - Tengen Uzui x Reader

The Way of The Househusband

Tatsu husband! Texts x Reader

Events Masterlist

1000 follower event

[everythingendsbutcomicsr4ever]

((This originally comes as my response to someone saying that ppl don’t like The Sun and The Star because it’s a middle school book and we were expecting the series to grow along with us.))

Valid point I keep finding BUT I recently read the PJO series again in preparation for TSATS and those books still slap!! They’re so good even tho I’m reading them as an adult even though they're meant for kids. (Also I recently read ToA because of course I’m gonna keep reading Rick’s middle school books until the day I die or they stop coming out lol. And that series while more goofy at points I still really liked) I also read one of Mark Oshiro's other books in prep for this book because I was excited for The Sun and Star to be released and I just COULD NOT get through it 😭 the writing was just giving me the ick and the characters where all kind of samie like that sassy talking wit. Which was a bummer because I liked the premise of the book “Anger is a Gift”, which was about underfunded schools mainly facing ppl of color and immigrants which leads to the school-to-prison pipeline because of the defunct way America funds public schools that keeps the poor poor and the rich getting richer & it was ACAB & had a lot of queer representation & etc. So I thought I’d really like it but I just couldn’t get through it because of the writing and I noticed this same writing style showing up in TSATS. Just because it’s for kids doesn’t excuse it from being bad. Like early Pixar and Studio Ghibli is still so good to watch back again and my 50+ yrs old parents like it. Book examples would be Harry Potter (screw JK Rowling tho fr) & the The Little Prince

Not to bash on ppl who say this is the main reason ppl don’t like the book but it feels like a straw man argument to say that the books not growing with us is the main reason ppl didnt like it. All tho I’m sure ppl have argued this but that is definitely their fault because Rick is staying in middle-grade fiction forever like that’s his thing! Why would ppl expect different 🤣 You think he wants to write a sex scene?! LMAO

(Here’s my review, it’s unhinged and not great because I should be doing productive stuff but am distracted until I can at least write down some of my thoughts on my disappointing experience)

Here are some things I didn’t like about it from a piece of art standpoint:

The pacing was bad

This book was filled with the first thing they teach you about writing which is: SHOW don’t TELL

It made me not ship Solangelo surprisingly like how??! I used to love Solangelo but I think this mainly is because of the collective consciousness of the fandom and because we wanted Nico to find happiness with someone. But if you really look back on their moments canonically from the books Will is a background character (who honestly kind of gaslights Nico by invalidating that ppl treated him differently as a son of Hades and that he didn't feel welcome at camp) and they kind of have a quick meet cute in the last book of The Last Olympian. They get together without us seeing their developing relationship and we now know they’re dating in The Trials of Apollo where we see them briefly in the first book and then more so in the last book. Honestly, this canonically alone doesn’t give me enough information or examples to really know or care about their relationship in comparison to Percy and Annabeth who we get to see develop. So TSATS just kind of felt hollow to me because I’m supposed to believe they’d die for each other but I DONT KNOW THE POWER OF THEIR LOVE?? This could just be a first love fling type thing like I was never shown the depth of their romance just told constantly in the book how much they love each other so it just felt kind of empty and emotionally unsatisfying to me.

Solangelo's relationship has always been in the background and the fans are what really made it cause we love Nico and want him to be happy. So when Will and Nico are fighting in this book all I can think is that this is just their relationship period.

So the reason it made me not like Solangelo was because Tarturus was supposed to bring out the worst in them and strain their relationship but, like, I haven’t really seen much of their relationship so I don’t have a “control group” to base this off of. So Will just seemed rude when he was so mean about Nico’s underworld home and about Nico's darkness which I also didn’t understand wtf he was talking about because Nico has killed just as many monsters as other campers and what else was his darknes based off of. cause he’s emo/goth?? Cause he can raise the dead?? Like guys we’ve discussed this just because a character wears black doesn't automatically make them the bad guy. I honestly thought Will just thought that was hot and they’d have that normie x alt relationship dynamic (that meme of: My hot witch wife. Me doing whatever she wants) I thought THAT was Solangelo not Will constantly trying to bring this light side to him and trying to change him. I agree that Nico needs help w his trauma and PTSD and things like that but this felt like if someone tried to “cure” a goth person, like actually screw you

I thought Will was supposed to look like a normie but be secretly a freak (in a good way lol) / goth interest. Cause this is meee I thought I was like Will as someone who looks like a normie and has a sunny disposition but I have a lot of alt/goth interests and I would let an alt girlie step all over me tbh lol. So does he like Nico for who he is or not?!

This is more in line w what I thought their relationship was like lol:

The flashbacks and forwards I thought were ok even if they took you out of the story a bit but this device is supposed to be used for an IMPORTANT event not just as a way to quickly give context to their relationship and when we got to the scene this was taking place in I was like that’s it?? He what? fell down and is suffering from sun withdrawals and this is the book's big moment to justify jarring flashback scenes?

Mark Oshiro is not a fantasy adventure or horror writer and it shows. Maybe it’s just me but their depiction of Tarturus and the nightmare and the journey were just not up to snuff with good horror and fantasy books I’ve read. (And if your gonna say something about how it’s for kids then I raise you the book series “Goosbumps”) So as a genre in itself, it was just disappointing. It was mainly a relationship guidebook book but I didn’t really like that or feel like it was done well, It felt lectury and also idk if that's the genre middle schoolers really like?? 😅

It had too many references which really dates a book, A lot of professional writers say not to use too much slang or modernreferences (unless you’re trying to make a book expressly about a time period) because it really dates a book and doesn’t make a story feel timeless for future generations if you use too many references (this doesn’t include political novels tho which are very much based in that time when the events happening) Anyways for future writers keep this in mind, you don't need to keep in touch with the youth through urban dictionary you can just write about the emotions of being young or whatever. If you’ve tried to read a comic book aimed at teens from the 50s like I have you’ll realise how funny that is.

(Also the carebear reference that I didn’t even understand and I watched carebear as a kid & Lil Nas video which if this was written for kids that music video feels a bit inappropriate for them 😂 it had a reference both too old and too young for middle schoolers AND how in the world would 1930s born, dropped out of elementary school, can’t use the internet or phones half blood, NICO DI ANGELO know these references???)

The writings giving:

Bad alt representation. (This is my most out-of-pocket opinionated bullet point rant so if you don't agree that’s a-okay :D ) This could be a whole post in itself but although I know ppl joke about Nico as the Emo kid I would really like to get into how Nico is actually, or it would be cool, as having some goth subculture inclinations. And ppl probably think of Trad Goths with the whole makeup and teased hair look but it’s mainly a music-based subculture and/or it just has a different idealogy around the ideas of death and what is deemed beautiful while most ppl see it as ugly. (Like listen to “Gallows Dance” or the Bauhaus's “Bela Lugosi’s Dead” & “The Passion of Lovers”, to name songs off the top of my head) This bullet point is definitely MY OPINION and doesn’t contribute exactly to the book being bad but aren’t those songs the vibe of an underworld kid like Nico?? Embracing the darkness and dancing in graveyard vibes fr!! Anyways most alt subcultures and especially emo are seen as a phase in life that you grow out of and then become normal. This book just really gives the energy of being written by a normie who would be confused by the choices of alt ppl and just doesn’t get it because it’s not their personal interest, which isn’t exactly bad even tho I want more philosophy from Nico on the chillness and acceptance of death (all tho greek mythologies view on the afterlife sucks fr and THAT is a whole other post haha) So this isn’t exactly a problem BUT what gives me the ick is WILL NOT ACCEPTING THESE THINGS LIKE SIR STOP BASHING YOUR BOYFRIENDS LIFE!! Will asking Persephonee, “How do you love someone from the underworld” SHUT UP!! 😤

Will was useless and I know what they were trying to go for but if I had a girlfriend (oh I’m a lesbian btw just in case ppl think I’m going harder on this book more than the other books because I’m homophobic bruh I swear I’m not I’m only disappointed in the art itself, NOT the representation which I actually liked) and if I was super good at fighting and they weren’t, I’m sorry but I wouldn’t take them BECAUSE of my love for them. If they were going to be useless on a mission of such life-threatening danger and importance I WOULD NOT TAKE THEM OUT OF KINDNESS. Like skills in medicine and art and music are great and there’s of course nothing wrong w not being a badass fighter (lmao this is me and most readers) but then DONT GO TO SUPER HELL!!! Especially if you have something that makes you more pathetic than being a normal human in Tarturus, his suffering from no sunlight is out of pocket and just makes the story draggg and makes him seem boring and the story more boring. I know they were trying to go for a fish out of water storyline and roll reversal but I think it wasn’t done well enough and overall hurt the story

Also, I’ve heard ppl talk about how it would have been nice to have a book focus on their relationship while at Camp Half-Blood. Like maybe it takes place pre Jason's death and we can just see them living at camp. It’d be chill and we can actually see them as a couple & It would give the energy of readers wanting to go to camp half-blood again like how everyone wanted to go to Hogwarts. Cause we haven’t seen the camp as a fun home since the very early PJO books ;-; (this is just a fun idea I like and I think would have been more manageable for an author but this is FR my opinion on a fun book idea i’d like to read) ALSO this would have been so nostalgic for the older readers who have been here since middle school gobbling up this universe 😌

I know ppl get mad at ppl making fun of Will for being pathetic in tarturous. As saying he’s a child and no one can be happy and sunny and doing well 24/7 which is valid but that’s not really my argument. I like watching characters put in situations where we watch them bend against what we thought they were when put in a hard situation (the masochist in me lol jkjjk). But this I think didn’t work for me because as I’ve said before he’s mainly a background character at the end of one book thrown together with Nico and we as a fandom have mainly made him up. Also, Tarturus was just not as scary or adventure-filled as like any of the other missions from previous PJO books, It didn’t feel as trauma-inducing as everyone in the series tried to explain it as. (again show not tell from the book) Also, I would have liked to have seen Will cool at least once or one reason for me to like him with Nico but I saw him as pretty bland as a character

The writing style felt bad to me because of the show don’t tell part for example telling as “it made him sad and traumatized” when showing would be, you know, actually showing the scenes and this book just felt like 80% telling what they were feeling instead of letting the reader feel the emotions of the scene for themselves

I think that’s another thing I really didn’t like related to the Show Don't Tell. And another hallmark of bad writing was this book was really telling the audience how to feel instead of allowing the story to be powerful enough to do that for itself. This book follows a trend I’ve seen a lot in TV shows where everything kind of feels like detached irony from being on Twitter where you hear everyone’s opinions so the story is written as a wink and a nod like we know what we’re doing and we know what your thinking and how twitter will react to it. Like it’s hard to describe this trend I’ve mainly seen in TV shows and movies recently which always gives me the ick cause it doesn’t feel funny it feels like I’m in a response piece that is breaking the fourth wall and reminds me that I’m in reality watching or reading something instead of actually feeling like I’m in the story. It’s like pseudo-wittiness or something. Tell me if you guys feel this way about some modern tv shows or books, I can't be alone please 😭!!

The stupid toast scene at the end lol The book is like: Do you get it? Did you get it?? They’re opposites! And they attract!! We did the trope you guys!! Also, the stupid Darth Vader scene to start off the book 💀

This whole book made me cringe where I had to constantly get up walk around and lie on the floor before I could continue, only to constantly repeat the cycle 😅

Anyway, idk how to end this review/rant I just had such strong emotions I had to get out probably because I was so excited for this book to come out for like over a year and got back into PJO for a bit and read some of Mark Oshiro’s books and greek mythology and stuff, so I think it wasn’t just me reading any random bad book it disappointed me more that it was poor quality because I wanted to love it so much.

It did have some actually good parts, the troglodytes were cute … I can’t remember the other stuff but it was there I swear lol! If you enjoyed it I’m happy for you! Don’t let me ruin a book you like, you deserve to feel joy 😘💐

[bts-scenarios-br]

Imagine - Yes or No (Jeon Jungkook)

Gênero: Feminino

Temas: Fluff

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Sinopse: "Estamos nos apaixonando? Me diga sim ou não, sim ou não"

N/A: HAH VOLTEI mds que emoção TT olha não tenho muito o que dizer, apenas que essa história foi inspirada em Yes or No do JK (yaay), com uns toques da miinha imaginação é claro. Além disso, talvez a qualidade do imagine esteja péssima, porque pelo último ano praticamente eu apenas escrevo resumos e ensaios pra faculdade então estou meio enferrujada quando o assunto é coisa boa de verdade. Okay, é tudo, espero que gostem beijinhoss <3

“Everybody in this club so faded (Todo mundo nessa boate é tão apagado) I’m tripping over getting lost on you (Estou viajando na ideia de me perder em você) If we forever started out as strangers (Se o nosso sempre começou como estranhos) I think my ever after just came true (Eu acho que o meu felizes para sempre acabou de se realizar)"

“Que droga” O Jungkook resmungou para si mesmo quando um cara bêbado esbarrou nele e derrubou Soju em sua camisa.

Ele olhou ao redor, procurando pelo menos um de seus amigos mais uma vez, e bufando quando não encontrou qualquer um deles. A verdade é que ele nem queria estar ali, para começo de conversa, foi arrastado por seus amigos que disseram que apenas ficar em casa e assistir doramas com o Bam enquanto come frango não era relaxar o suficiente. Como se aquilo estivesse sendo minimamente relaxante para ele. A verdade é que desde que chegou ele apenas se estressou mais e mais, fosse com pessoas bêbadas sem noção, ou outras inconvenientes que tentavam capturar uma foto dele aprontando alguma para ser o próximo escândalo da indústria.

“Já chega” Ele falou, tirando seu telefone do bolso e procurando o grupo de mensagens entre ele e os colegas que estavam na festa, mas, antes que pudesse digitar qualquer coisa, sua atenção foi pega por algo. Na verdade, por alguém.

Esse alguém era você, que assim como ele, estava andando pelo local à procura de qualquer um dos seus amigos, mas sem sucesso. Já estava se sentindo sufocada naquele lugar, então pensou que talvez tomar um ar fosse a melhor decisão. O que não esperava, porém, é que logo atrás de você, te seguindo como se estivesse enfeitiçado, estava o Jungkook, que a essa hora já havia esquecido completamente de todas as suas reclamações feitas mais cedo.

Foi só quando finalmente chegou ao terraço do salão em que estavam que você percebeu que tinha companhia.

“Ai meu Deus!” Você disse, se assustando com a presença repentina.

“Me desculpe!” Ele respondeu, visivelmente envergonhado, percebendo só então que havia seguido uma completa estranha por uma festa, o que provavelmente parecia muito perturbador. “Eu não quis te assustar eu só…” Te vi lá em baixo e fiquei encantado então te segui até aqui? Qual é, Jungkook, até você acharia isso estranho, ele pensou consigo mesmo, já tendo um mini ataque de pânico por não saber o que te dizer.

“Estava se sentindo sufocado lá embaixo também?” Você disse, respirando fundo e colocando as mãos dentro dos bolsos do seu casaco.

“Na verdade… sim.” Ele respondeu, já visivelmente mais relaxado pelo conforto repentino que suas breves palavras lhe trouxeram. “Você está com frio?” Perguntou, vendo como você estava se encolhendo por baixo do couro que lhe cobria.

“Sim” Você riu de leve. “Mas eu prefiro ter frio aqui fora do que continuar lá embaixo.”

“Sei que vai parecer estranho, e eu super entenderia se você dissesse não” Ele começou, corando levemente. “Mas eu estava pensando em ir para o meu carro e dirigir por aí até meus amigos decidirem perceber que fui embora… quer vir comigo?”

Você o olhou por alguns segundos, entortando a cabeça enquanto pensava em uma resposta.

“Okay.” Disse por fim, tirando a mão do bolso e a estendendo para que ele a apertasse. “Sou S/N, por sinal”

“E eu sou o Jungkook” Ele respondeu, segurando sua mão que pareceu encaixar perfeitamente na dele.

“Eu sei quem você é, bobinho” Você disse rindo. “Acha mesmo que eu entraria no carro de um homem desconhecido assim tão fácil? Contigo pelo menos sei que se me matar vão logo descobrir, do jeito que estão sempre atrás de ti…” Ele riu com o seu comentário, já procurando as chaves do carro nos seus bolsos.

“Are you feeling the rush? (Você está sentindo a adrenalina?) If so, then I think I know what’s (Se sim, então acho que sei o que) Going on, are we falling in love? (Acontecendo, estamos nos apaixonando?) Say yes or no, yes or no, yes or no (Diga sim ou não, sim ou não, sim ou não)"

Ele acordou incomodado com a luz do sol entrando pelas grandes janelas do quarto, se xingando mentalmente por não as ter fechado antes de dormir. Mas logo passou a agradecer pela luz, assim que viu seu rosto iluminado por ela. Ele se ajeitou na cama, de forma que pudesse ficar apreciando cada partezinha sua com clareza, e se segurou para não acariciar suas bochechas de leve.

Você se mexeu um pouco, o que fez ele prender a respiração por algum motivo, mas tudo o que fez foi ficar mais confortável na cama dele.

“Você é tão bonita…” Ele falou em um sussurro, secretamente torcendo para que você ouvisse isso em seus sonhos.

“Tá apaixonado, é?” Você murmurou de volta, fazendo ele congelar enquanto você abria os olhos e sorria levemente. “Tudo bem, eu talvez tenha sonhado coisas obscenas com você, então você me achar bonita é o menor dos nossos problemas” Ele riu.

“Noite passada foi boa assim?” Ele perguntou, já sentindo seu ego inflar.

“Não faz ideia” Vocês sorriram um para o outro como cúmplices. “Tem problema se eu tomar um banho?”

“Não, nenhum.” Ele disse, sorrindo doce e se levantando de forma preguiçosa. “Pode ir, eu vou separar umas roupas minhas para você e deixo aqui em cima da cama enquanto preparo um café.”

“Obrigada” Você sorriu, indo até ele e beijando a bochecha dele de leve. “Vou usar todas as suas coisas, espero que fique cheirosa igual você” Vocês riram juntos mais uma vez, e ele te observou, coberta apenas por uma camisa qualquer que ele te deu para dormir algumas horas atrás, indo em direção ao banheiro.

Foi então que ele ligou os pontos. Desde o momento em que ele colocou os olhos em você pela primeira vez na noite anterior algo dentro dele estava estranho. O coração disparado, as borboletas no estômago, o calor pelo corpo, os pensamentos bagunçados. Ele estava, de fato, se apaixonando por você, uma pessoa da qual ele não fazia ideia da existência há menos de 24 horas atrás. Será que ele estava louco? Será que todo esse tempo de folga que ele havia tido tinha queimado alguns neurônios dele? Ou será que você era simplesmente a pessoa mais bonita, simpática e encantadora que ele já tinha conhecido e era de fato impossível não se apaixonar?

Tudo isso talvez fosse menos assustador se ele soubesse um pouco do que você pensava. Por um lado, você era muito carinhosa com ele, muito mais do que as pessoas são com meros ficantes de uma noite. Na verdade ele até se lembra de você o ter dito na noite anterior, quando estavam passeando de carro, que não costumava dormir com as pessoas assim tão fácil, mas que tinha algo de diferente com ele que não sabia ao certo como explicar. Em outras palavras, até então parecia estar sentindo os mesmo sentimentos confusos que ele.

Por outro lado, ele percebeu como em diversos momentos você dizia coisas que passava a mensagem de que vocês dois eram pessoas de realidades diferentes e que não faz sentido estarem juntos. Sim, todos os comentários eram piadas e pareciam inofensivas, como uma forma de você deixar os seus momentos juntos mais emocionantes. Mas, ainda assim, algo no fundo da cabeça temia que aquilo era apenas uma ficada para você, e isso matava ele.

“Something about you (Algo sobre você) Do you feel the way I do (Você se sente da mesma forma que eu?) There´s magic in the room (Tem mágica aqui no quarto) Tell me, what we gonna do (Me diga, o que nós vamos fazer)”

Assim que o Jungkook colocou os ovos mexidos que havia preparado na mesa, você chegou na cozinha, com uma calça de moletom que a mãe dele havia deixado lá e uma outra camiseta dele. Dessa vez, no entanto, você parecia de repente muito mais quieta e tímida do que estava sendo até então. Será que o banho tinha te deixado inteiramente sóbria? Não, você tinha dito para ele que não tinha bebido, e quando ele te beijou ele não sentiu gosto algum de álcool de dentro da sua boca ou dos lábios…

Foco, Jungkook.

“Pode sentar.” Ele disse, fazendo o mesmo. “Não sei o que costuma comer no café da manhã, então preparei ovos, umas panquecas e separei umas frutas…” Ele apontou para a mesa.

“Na verdade eu normalmente só tomo café…” Começou, olhando em volta. “Mas talvez seja só porque eu sou preguiçosa demais pra preparar mais do que isso assim que eu acordo, então vou comer umas panquecas” Disse, se servindo e fazendo o Jungkook rir. “Meu Deus, e não é que estão boas mesmo?” Ele te olhou perplexo.

“Você por acaso estava achando que minhas panquecas estariam ruins?!” Ele levantou as sobrancelhas, e você riu.

“Não tanto, sempre ouço que você é perfeccionista, então esperava que fossem no mínimo decentes.” Levantou uma sobrancelha para ele. “Mas você parece o tipo de pessoa que é muito boa em fazer churrasco ou algo assim, não imaginei que panquecas para o café da manhã fosse seu forte.”

“Se mude pra cá e você pode descobrir quais os meus fortes surpreendentes.” Ele disse meio sem pensar, mas por sorte fez apenas você rir.

“Acredite, esse seria o meu maior sonho.” Você suspirou. “Mas caso não tenha percebido, você é muita areia para o meu pobre caminhãozinho…”

“Ah, qual é” Ele choramingou, parte por brincadeira, e parte de forma genuína. “Nós seríamos um ótimo casal, fala sério.”

"Caso você não tenha percebido novamente, meu caro Jungkook.” Você disse, de forma dramática. “Você é bom demais para mim, uma mera mortal.” Suspirou, assim como ele mais cedo, parte por brincadeira e parte de forma genuína. “Sem contar que seus fãs provavelmente iriam me cancelar” Ele riu, dizendo logo em seguida:

“Você é forte, você aguenta.”

“I’m gonna trust my heart right now (Eu vou confiar no meu coração agora) And if it’s better to bet on us then I’ll double down (E se for melhor apostar em nós, então eu aposto tudo) And if we end up in bed and I put the covers out (E se acabarmos na cama, eu empurro as cobertas para fora) And if I’m wrong then I’ll burry my head deep underground (E se eu estiver errado então vou enterrar minha cabeça fundo no chão)”

O Jungkook estava no meio do banho mais rápido que já havia tomado na vida dele, e tudo isso graças ao péssimo controle de tempo que ele aparentemente tinha. Na cabeça dele seria tudo perfeito, ele organizaria a casa, prepararia o jantar e a sobremesa, tomaria o banho e então estaria pronto para apenas arrumar a mesa e rever o que ele ia dizer para você quando chegasse na casa dele.

Mas as coisas obviamente não correram como o planejado. Para começar, o Bam decidiu que seria um ótimo dia para ele destruir os travesseiros da casa enquanto o JK descia na recepção do prédio para pegar as encomendas que havia feito. Por consequência, uma rápida organização em roupas que deveria levar cerca de 30 minutos acabou exigindo quase uma hora entre localizar toda a sujeira, limpar, colocar para fora, e ainda colocar o Bam de castigo (o que não durou muito porque foi muito difícil resistir aos seus chorinhos de dentro do cercado onde ficou preso).

Logo em seguida, quando deu início ao jantar, teve uma surpresa ao ver que uma série de ingredientes que planejava ter em casa simplesmente haviam sumido. Muito provavelmente foram usados quando a mãe dele o visitou à alguns dias, e ele simplesmente não conferiu se ainda estavam lá. A consequência disso? Teve que fazer uma viagem surpresa no mercadinho mais próximo, que estava convenientemente lotado, o que adicionou mais duas horas ao seu planejamento.

Quando finalmente parecia que estava tudo em ordem e ele poderia finalmente ir tomar o seu precioso banho, ele foi surpreendido pela campainha. Já eram oito horas, a hora que haviam combinado. Maldita pontualidade a sua.

“Olá, com licença” Você disse, sorrindo enquanto entrava no apartamento, o cumprimentando com um beijo na bochecha um tanto quanto tímido.

“Que idiota, Jungkook” Ele falou, já saindo do banho, tendo enfim saído de seus pensamentos humilhantes. “Você só precisava conseguir ter feito tudo, como conseguiu com que tudo saísse do controle de forma tão absurda?!”

E se o Jungkook já estava se sentindo mal por te fazer esperar sozinha na sala, isso piorou quando ele se deparou com a mesa de jantar arrumada, mesa essa que ele não havia sequer estendido a toalha em cima, ou seja… você arrumou a mesa de jantar enquanto o esperava.

Era oficial, estava tudo arruinado para a noite perfeita de vocês. Ele pensava que, mesmo que você não o correspondesse quando ele se declarasse para você (porque sim, esse era o plano original), pelo menos poderia te oferecer uma noite tranquila e confortável. Mas ao invés disso você teve que ficar sozinha e ainda fazer o trabalho dele. Talvez ela não estivesse totalmente errada, há sim um de vocês que é bom demais para o outro, mas esse alguém é definitivamente você.

“Você arrumou a mesa?” Ele perguntou, mesmo que a resposta já fosse óbvia.

“Sim…” Você respondeu, visivelmente nervosa com algo. “Jungkook, eu preciso te dizer uma coisa.” Disse, de forma séria.

“Pode dizer…” Ele respondeu, incerto, e já se preparando mentalmente para ser rejeitado antes mesmo de ter a chance de se declarar.

“Eu sei que eu posso me arrepender muito de te dizer isso, mas acho que vou me arrepender ainda mais se não disser.” Suspirou, olhando no fundo dos olhos dele. “Eu acho que tenho sentimentos por você… e até achei que pudesse ser só emoção de estar com alguém como você, mas a verdade é que cada dia que passa eu percebo mais e mais o que lá dentro eu sempre soube-”

Você não teve chances de terminar o que estava dizendo, pois foi cortada com um beijo. Beijo esse muito diferente de qualquer outro que já tivesse tido antes. Não que os outros não tivessem sido bons, eles foram, mas esse… esse tinha algo a mais. Amor, talvez? Só o tempo para nos dizer.

“Tá tudo bem…” Ele falou, quebrando o beijo mas mantendo o rosto próximo o suficiente para que suas respirações fossem quase a mesma. “Eu também me apaixonei por você”

[boxwinebaddie]

alright, i am still working on my random self indulgent guidance counsellor jersey hcs ( the kids call him Mr. Bro, which is so iconique to me, like i think the fifth graders were just memeing on him, but it accidentally stuck because the littles heard it and…if that’s ur name once, it’s ur name forever. it’s also Sick, tyvm! )

but anyways here are some random highlights with no context, he is the funniest man alive to me.

-okay, re: this one, he also puts his hair up everyday ( could u imagine that man’s hair being down, children would be like u look like ARIEL! and get nothing done ) btw, it’s virtually the same dress shirt, blazer, sweater, slacks, gold stan s/star of david necklace stack moment w/ the glasses and the chain…but, to keep it cute, he does wear a different silly tie everyday with a different color pattern or vibe going on. he does get sent a lot of goofy ass ties as presents; it’s a w.

-mr. bro does just sound like sheila broflovski and i am obsessed with him. he’ll worry about you all day to the point of being physically sick and see you in the hallway and go ‘well clearly, ya don't need the noise cancelling headphones 'cause you're tunin' me out just fine!'

-he's so cute w/ the little people, he is like aaaa please don't hurt me, spare me, o great and powerful one, i've got two kids and two strays at home ( rip sparky and curb are his kids jysk, annoying rockstar fiance and slightly demonic kindergarten matilda are the strays <3 )

-small domestic ravesey sidebar: jk does wear a cd pin on his blazer sometimes and has a picture of stan on his desk and when he shows kids it and they gasp ( bc stan is extremely beautiful and perfect ) he's like 'oh, god! i know! he's Hideous, right?!' shdlksdd amazing

-mr. bro says acab is my favorite mr. b hc