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JJBA Harry Potter AU - Chapter 1

Here it finally is!! Chapter 1 of our HP AU! We’ve had so much fun creating this and really hope you’ll love it as much as we do. Bini and I worked hard on it. @simpingandprocrastinating Our little Bingo team >:3

House sorting!

Word Count: 4721

The halls of Hogwarts filled with students all moving to their next class.

First years following the crowd in the hopes they’ll go the right way, third years strutting around with confidence, sixth and seventh years, tired and stressed, all of them were thrown together in a big pile, just trying to get to the right place on time.

The year was now well under way, the holidays steadily approaching though not yet within grasp - just far enough away to give the students that hope of reprieve.

Among those students, a small group of four now walked through the halls. Two Slytherins and two Ravenclaws. Kakyoin, Bini, Gogo and Jotaro. The quartet were a familiar sight - especially given the towering stature of one of the boys, as well as the vibrant and deep red hair of the other.

Right now, they were walking towards the Astronomy tower, headed to their second to last class of the day: Astronomy.

“God, I can’t deal with all these stairs.” The taller of the two girls borderline panted out, earning a groan from the other.

“Same here.” Bini briefly put up her finger to emphasise her point, sighing heavily.

“Six years and you’re still not used to the stairs?” Jotaro scoffed from behind the two, earning a soft chuckle from Kakyoin and a half-hearted glare from the dark blonde dressed in green.

“Technically it’s only been five years to get used to it.” The redhead mused.

“Five years and a bit if you wanna get really technical.” Gogo spoke up, before getting harshly poked in her back by the tall raven behind her.

“That’s plenty of time, so move faster. Or do I have to carry you?”

“That’d save time and spare you a lot of heartburn.” Bini poked her blue clad friend in the arm, making the girl jump and swat at the invasive appendage.

“I think I’ll pass, thank you!” She squeaked, picking up her pace just a little bit. “Besides, you’re just as slow as me, so would that mean Kakyoin has to carry you?”

“Uhh…”

“If needed, how can I refuse.” Kakyoin spoke up, making Bini look back to see the corner of his lips quirked up into a playful smirk. She quickly turned to face back forward again, Gogo holding back a soft giggle at the red hue on her friend’s cheeks. Ignoring the similar effect on her own.

“Yare yare, just move your asses, will you? I’ll throw you over the bannister if you don’t speed up in the next five seconds.”

“Yeah, yeah, we’re going.”

With those words, Bini steeled herself before urging her friend to do the same, the group of four now moving moderately faster, climbing the seemingly endless stairs to the highest level of the Astronomy tower.

- - - -

“Well, that was unproductive.” Kakyoin spoke with a little disappointment, stretching his arms over his head and slightly cracking his back after having sat hunched over his desk for an hour and a half.

“It was basically just studying.” Bini said with a comforting pat to the redhead’s back, simultaneously urging the man to move, given that he was partially blocking the doorway for other students.

“Would you have preferred to do it in your free time?” Jotaro raised his eyebrow at Kakyoin, who quickly waved his hands in front of himself.

“Oh definitely not!”

“On the other hand, it would have spared us the climb.” Bini stated, looking at the massive winding stairs that led down, currently filled with students moving down.

Kakyoin looked back at her with a smile, only for it to fall a bit when he noticed someone was missing. “Where’s your other half?” He asked her, and Bini looked back to indeed see no familiar form next to her.

“Is she still packing up?”

“Yare yare, she’s like a tortoise.” Jotaro sighed out. “I’ll go get her.” With that, he wordlessly excused himself and moved upstream in the flood of students leaving the classroom, just barging his way through without problems as he then disappeared back through the door and around the corner, out of sight.

The other two were left standing for a bit, looking back, but they were clearly holding up students so Kakyoin turned to the girl next to him.

“Why don’t we move on ahead? I’m sure Jotaro will herd her your way before you leave the castle. Cause you three have Care of Magical Creatures next, right?”

Bini hummed in affirmation, looking back once more before starting to move with the cherry boy.

“That is one of the few things that made me regret I chose Muggle Studies. I’m the only one who has to leave you guys every time.”

“Aww, Yoin.” At the use of the nickname, Kakyoin perked up a bit, looking back at Bini with a soft smile. “Think of it like this: it’s only one class. And afterwards we always come back together for studying anyways!” She placed her hand on his shoulder and smiled, Kakyoin mirroring the expression as he put his hand over hers.

“Thank you. I’m really lucky to have you all as my friends. You especially.” A very light blush was on his cheeks as he said that, though he held a confident aura.

Bini rubbed the back of her neck a bit bashfully, holding a blush and thanking the boy softly. After that, the two kept walking down the stairs, some students who now had to be in the Astronomy tower already walking up, making the redhead and dark blonde have to stick to the railing side of the stairs as they walked down.

The two eventually reached the bottom, and right as Bini looked up to see if her friend had made it out yet, her voice very faintly reached her from way up above.

“No, Jotaro, don’t! Please!”

“Ah, they made it out.” Kakyoin chuckled and Bini joined in, looking up to see if she could spot them. Though they didn’t hear Jotaro’s response, it would undoubtedly be along the lines of ‘Move’ or ‘Hurry up’. Just then, the Slytherin girl spotted the tall menace holding - wait, was he holding her bag over the side? Well, that would certainly explain the rare vocal outburst of the usually quiet Gogo.

“Oh.”

“I think you should leave the lovebirds be and just try to make it to class in time. You need to get to the ground’s keepers hut don’t you?” Kakyoin piped up after watching the scene playing out way above himself for a few seconds.

“Why don’t we walk together? That way you won’t have to be alone.” A new voice suddenly spoke and Bini snapped her head from looking up, down to her side, spotting a familiar face.

“Giorno!”

“Ciao, Bini. How are you today?” The blond smiled warmly.

“Apart from having a slow friend and boring class? Pretty good.”

Giorno softly chuckled at this, looking up once as well before looking to the hall in front. Most students leaving the Astronomy tower were well and properly gone now, more and more students who had to get to the tower starting to come in and climb the stairs. “I think it would be best to start moving, no? Wouldn’t want to be late.”

“Right!” Bini shook herself from her stupor and turned around, Kakyoin patting her shoulder with a head shake before the three now started walking.

The further towards the courtyard they got, the thinner the crowd became, until eventually, even Kakyoin had to split off.

“See you at the usual spot after class!”

Kakyoin stuck up his hand to show he heard, waving once before quickly turning around and making his way to his Muggle Studies class, leaving the two Slytherins behind to walk by themselves.

“So, haven’t seen you around in a while. How have you been?” Bini turned back to the blond walking beside her as she said that, the two of them now part of a small stream of students walking through the courtyard and out onto the school grounds.

“I’ve still been in most of your classes, you know.” Giorno joked and Bini chuckled a little awkwardly before the boy continued. “You must have been too busy staring at the Gryffindor section to see me in your own.”

“Eh?!”

Giorno laughed softly at the dumbstruck expression on her face, slyly clasping his hands behind his back to seem more innocent. “No need to seem so surprised.”

“What makes you think I stare at the Gryffindor section?” Bini quickly tried to defend herself, avoidingly looking to the side.

“Because I see you do it.” Was the plain and simple answer.

“No you don’t.”

Giorno chuckled softly at her response before glancing to the side, his eyes locking on something which made him both smile as well as have that little seed of jealousy grow just a tad. “I see it just as clearly as I see him looking at you right now.”

Bini’s head shot up, immediately looking every which way with eyes like a deer in headlights, trying to spot who Giorno saw, only to sigh a breath of relief when no one came up.

“Giorno, why would you do that?”

“He must’ve ducked away right when you started looking around.” Shrugged the blonde.

“Oh, ha ha.” Bini deadpanned before speeding up a bit - wondering where Gogo was at, in the hopes that she could save her from this embarrassment.

- - - -

Walking down the steps towards Professor Hagrid’s hut, the sound of heavier footsteps sounded out from behind and Bini turned around to see who it was. Coming from up above came a leisurely walking Jotaro and a defeated looking Gogo, simply doing her best to keep up.

The moment the brown haired girl locked eyes with Bini below, she broke away from the tall man beside her and jumped down the steps.

“There you are! Took you long enough!” Bini chuckled as she and Giorno stopped on the steps, waiting for the two students to catch up.

Gogo stopped one step above and Bini noticed the lack of carry on accessory she was supposed to have.

“Where’s your bag?”

“Jotaro won’t give it back.” The brunette pouted - yet as if to prove her wrong, a voice called out through the air.

“Oi.”

Turning around, Gogo only got a second before her bag was flung directly into her face. “Ack-!”

“We caught up. You can carry your own shit now.” Jotaro spoke, yet the smallest hint of a smirk played on his lips as he walked past while Gogo was peeling her bag off her face before rubbing her forehead.

Before she could even comprehend anything however, her bag was snatched away.

“Hey, tall man!”

Hearing that being called out, Jotaro automatically turned around, an eyebrow raised as to why he was being called, only to get a book bag slammed right into his face.

There was a dead silence for a second as Bini got up from her baseball thrower position with a proud smirk, Gogo having slapped her hands in front of her mouth while Jotaro held no visible reaction, not even having flinched upon getting hit. “See? That’s what you get.” The dark blonde huffed as the bag comically fell down to the ground with a sad thud - revealing a glaring Jotaro, which Bini ignored as she sighed disappointedly. “God, Jotaro, you took the ‘hit on your crush’ a bit too literally. You should be carrying her bag, not throwing it at her.”

As the words left her mouth, the entirety of Jotaro’s form seemed to freeze up, his eyes widening slightly and briefly darting to the girl in question as a redness spread across his cheeks, which he quickly hid by turning around on his axis and marching away without a word.

“That was—” Giorno started, unsure of what to say upon seeing the usually intimidating teen just turn around and walk away after literally being smacked in the face.

“—Exactly what he deserved.” Bini finished for him before turning to her friend, placing a hand on her shoulder. “You okay?” She chuckled softly at the still bewildered yet now also flustered look on the brunette.

“I-“ There were several things running through the girls mind, yet the first thought that made it to her mouth was the least intelligent one. “Why’d you have to use my bag?”

“It had already been thrown.” Bini’s reasoning was accompanied by a placating pat to the shoulder and Gogo whined softly, walking the few steps down until she reached her bag and picked it up.

“Are you trying to get him to hate me? Cause that’s how you do it.” She stood back up straight with those words, looking up at her friend a few steps higher.

“Do you doubt me so much? You and I see things differently.”

Just ignoring that implication, Gogo looked back at her bag. “I swear if any of it is damaged.” She started, but the dark blonde knew there was absolutely no real threat behind it.

“I’m sure it’s fine.” Bini chuckled softly, getting a slightly sarcastic thumbs up in return. Giorno looked on at the scene with an amused smile, surprised when he saw Kujo walk back up the stairs, now sporting an annoyed glare on his face.

He stopped right behind Gogo, who hadn’t noticed him yet and then nearly jumped out of her skin when the tall teen grabbed her wrist. “I go through all that trouble to get you, and then you stay standing still. Come on.” Jotaro turned back around and dragged her with him, yet the two Slytherins took notice of the faint leftover pink hue decorating his cheeks from Bini’s earlier comment.

Sharing a look with Giorno, the girl smiled before following down the stairs, the four of them finally reaching the cluster of students who were all waiting for the lesson to begin.

All the way at the front of the small crowd, stood the Care of Magical Creatures professor. Decked out in wellies and towering over all heads.

“Right! Everyone settle down now, please!” Hagrid’s voice called out over the chatter, a happy twinkle in his eye as he spoke. No matter what day, the professor always looked to be in good spirits as he taught, seeming to truly like the teaching role.

Everyone quieted down after he spoke and as soon as they did, Hagrid clapped his hands together in front of himself.

“If you would all follow me! I’ve got a right treat for ya today!”

He instantly started leading the way, causing everyone to have to speed-walk to try and keep up with the half-giant professor.

For the next ten to fifteen minutes, the group walked across the Hogwarts grounds. Following Hagrid as he led with a curt step yet made sure to walk at a speed everyone could keep up with.

“We’re headed to the black lake.” Jotaro remarked after a while, breaking his bout of silence as he looked over almost all people’s heads to the large body of water ahead.

“I was wondering when we’d cover water creatures this year.” Gogo said as she briefly got on her toes to look over at the lake as well.

“You like that, don’t you, ocean brain?” Bini smiled while Gogo made an un-convinced sound in response.

“Meh, I barely know anything about the ocean. Pretty standard stuff actually.”

“You know more than me.” The dark blonde shrugged, earning a friendly shoulder bump from her friend.

Just then, the class reached the edge of the water and Hagrid turned around, wordlessly making everyone stop.

About a meter into the lake stood three glass tanks filled with water, each containing a creature.

“Everyone gather round now, you know the drill! Don’t step into the water and don’t come too close. Any attack from these little fellas and you won’t be too happy!” Hagrid spoke the usual warnings when handling live creatures while the student body formed half a circle around the tanks, giving room for everyone to see.

Seeing as to how everyone was in position, Hagrid smiled before moving in between two of the tanks so he could stand behind them and face the class - having to turn sideways and suck in his belly to do so.

“Right! Here before yeh are the Lobalug, Shrake and the Mackled Malaclaw!” Hagrid pointed to each of the tanks; from the one on the left (from the students’ point of view), to the one on the right - the glass of which was heavily scraped up. “Not necessarily in order of danger level, but I’d stay away from all of ‘em.” The man then chuckled before clearing his throat a little and continuing. “Though rather common, these critters aren’t as bombastic as most creatures you’ve learned about so far, thus you’ve probably not heard of ‘em.”

Some students shared some looks, unsure of what to think of it. Especially since this mainly meant that there were three more creatures they would have to learn and study about in a short period of time.

“Let’s start with the Lobalug! Open your books to page 88.” Hagrid happily walked over to the tank on the left, the dark water of the black lake obscuring the majority of the view of the creature, only very briefly showing a vague yellow form of something when it swam past the edge of the glass.

The student body whipped out their books and parchment, ready to take notes while Hagrid put on some protective gloves and slowly opened the lid of the tank.

Reaching inside, he carefully took hold of the small animal inside before raising it, a yellow squid looking creature now presented that looked absolutely tiny in his large hands. It couldn’t have been much bigger than a glass bottle.

“If you ever encounter a Lobalug in the wild: stay. away. from its spout.” Hagrid warned, pointing to the long tube like thing that made up the majority of the creature. “It spits a venom that will give you a bad time on the best of days, and will kill you on the worst.”

From then on, the professor continued to explain the effects of the venom, the anatomy of the creature, and how the merfolk in the black lake used it as a weapon.

“Ya got all of that?” Hagrid asked a few seconds after he finished talking, looking around at the numerous heads who were all switching between looking at him and the creature and scribbling down notes. He got no answer but when most of the heads turned to look at him, he nodded contently and took a step back. “Alright, let’s release this little guy then.” Turning around and taking care that the spout never pointed at the students, he bent down and put the small squid back into the water of the lake.

As he stood up and turned back around, a Hufflepuff put her arm up. “Is that safe to do, professor?”

“Of course. He’s from here after all.” Hagrid answered happily before stepping to the middle tank. “Now then.” Looking back up to the crowd, his eyes locked onto a familiar group of friends. “Bini, would you mind coming over here and helping me with this next one?”

Said girl’s head shot up from taking notes, pointing to herself with wide eyes, to which Hagrid encouragingly waved her over.

It took a second to respond but then, Bini hesitantly turned around, giving her stuff to Gogo who quickly took it over before giving the girl a little shove to get her going, making her shoot a playful glare back before walking forward.

“There’s some boots and gloves there for ya t’ wear.” Hagrid pointed out the items on the pebbled shore. “Actually…” He then started, looking up at the sky. “We’re running a bit short on time, so, Gogo, if you could step up as well.” He pointed to the brunette who’s eyes widened, not having expected to be subjected to the same thing. Behind her, Jotaro snorted in sly amusement, taking initiative to take both her’s as well as Bini’s books from her arms - leaving Gogo with nothing to do but just walk up to Bini and put on the same protective gear. “If the rest of you could walk up to the water’s edge.” Hagrid motioned for the rest of the students to come closer while Bini just finished putting on the wellies and thick leather gloves that reached up to her elbows. Seeing as she was done, the half-giant focused back on her with a smile. “That’s it, step right up.”

Bini did as Hagrid said, sending one last look at Gogo - who was now nervously putting on wellies - before carefully moving in between the two tanks closest to where she stood, only for the one on the right to suddenly violently shake, as if whatever was inside the darkened water had rammed into the glass. Bini jumped in fright, a short scream leaving her as she hopped away from the tank.

“No need to scare!” Hagrid quickly remarked, placing a - what was meant to be - reassuring hand on the dark blonde’s shoulder. Though it was mainly just heavy. Bini simply used her energy in discreetly getting away from the tank.

Whatever was in there was not happy.

“Right over here please.” Hagrid excitedly spoke as he manoeuvred the - compared to him - tiny girl by both her shoulders now, making her stand in front of the middle tank. “You know what a Mackled Malaclaw looks like?” Bini nodded and Hagrid smiled. “Good! Now, just reach in and feel around until you feel a body, and try to grab it behind the legs. There should be two in there!”

“Uh, okay.” She carefully stuck her hand into the tank, starting to try and find the creature inside.

Just then, Gogo finished with the gloves as well and stepped into the water’s edge, Hagrid moving over to the scratched up tank and waving the girl towards himself, who looked only moderately taller than Bini did compared to the 8”6 man.

“Alright then. We’re just going to show both of these at the same time!” Waving her into position, Gogo now stood directly behind the scratched up tank, another loud noise coming from inside it as the water sloshed around, making Gogo start a bit while Hagrid stood, happily grinning to the left of it.

“Uh, professor, I think I’ve got one.” Bini then spoke up, breaking people’s focus from the mystery tank.

“Excellent! Go on then! Lift it up!” Hagrid quickly walked over to her, right as she lifted it from the water.

In Bini’s hand sat a grey coloured lobster. Specks of green spots littered all over its body but other than that it looked completely ordinary.

“Don’t let it bite you.” Hagrid remarked, looking down at the critter squirming in the dark blonde’s hold. “If it does, you will be unlucky for a week.”

Bini’s eyes widened as she looked at the professor from the corner of her eyes.

“Everyone, study it closely, as the position of the green spots will show you whether it is a male or a female. Excellent hold by the way.” Hagrid complimented.

People then started crowding a little closer to the water’s edge, trying to get a good look at the creature, to which Bini held out the lobster looking thing so they could see it better.

“I once met a chap who was bitten by one of these fellows when he went out swimming. Didn’t realise what it was until after he had lost half his fortune and nearly divorced his wife. When they say the bite gives you bad luck, they mean it. So, don’t even let it nip you, Bini.” Hagrid heartily laughed at his own story before calming down a bit. He was about to turn away to move onto the other tank when he remembered something. “Uh, don’t try to eat it either. You’ll get sick and get a green rash all over you.” With that, he turned and walked over to Gogo, leaving Bini to furrow her brows in shocked disbelief and lift her free hand in a ‘wtf’ motion. She hadn’t been planning to taste test the animal before. Whatever made Hagrid think that she might, she most definitely wasn’t going to, and especially now. “See if you can find the other one in there as well!” The professor then pointed at the tank one last time and Bini nodded, taking a deep breath before diving her left hand into the water as well while the other students were still studying the creature curling and wiggling its legs and claws in her hold.

Seeing that it was now most likely her turn, Gogo looked down at the tank in front of herself, briefly catching Bini’s unsure look when they looked at each other, right past the large man standing in between, before focusing once more.

“So, what exactly is in here again, professor?”

“That, is a Shrake.” Hagrid spoke, standing to the right of the tank as everyone now focused back on him. “These fish were magically created, supposedly by some wizards who had been insulted by muggles in the 1800’s. Shrake have sharp spikes on their backs and specifically seek out muggle fishing nets to cut open and destroy. Very inconvenient for them.”

Stepping forward, Hagrid opened the top of the tank and immediately, water splashed out as the Shrake thrashed, throwing some water over the brunette that was standing behind it, making her gasp lightly. “Whoa, careful there.” Hagrid chuckled before turning to Gogo. “Now, I’m going to distract it and make it come to the surface. You grab it and hold on tight alright? Just don’t impale your hand on a spike and you’ll be fine!”

“Uh, okay.” Just now ignoring the wet stain forming on her uniform, Gogo nodded and swallowed in preparation.

“Once she grabs it, you all need to pay close attention as I will show you how to calm it down. I can only do this once, as the Shrake will be in a calm trance for the rest of the lesson once I do, so pay close attention.”

Readjusting his gloves, Hagrid then tapped the edge of the glass right in front of him, tapping in an off beat, irregular rhythm.

It was dead quiet for a few seconds, only the soft lapping of the water on the shore. And then, the surface tension of the water in the tank broke, a fish the size of a person’s forearm jumping out of the water and towards Hagrid, jaw open and teeth gleaming, ready to clamp down on his wrists.

Yet before it could, Gogo made a grab for the creature. Jaw clenched and lips turned down in an unhappy frown, eyes wide in fright, the unexpected jump of the fish made her flinch before she had immediately tried to lunge for it, managing to grab it under the belly.

A strained yelp left her as the fish thrashed, yet she did her best to keep hold.

Now in her hands sat a large, flailing, brown fish, sharp spikes sticking up high from its body, as well as a large mouth more akin to an alligator than a fish, filled with sharp teeth.

“Very good! Now, keep your arms outstretched and I’ll-“ Hagrid reached out and wrapped his hand over the jaws of the fish, forcing them to stay shut as he then lifted his left hand to press behind the neck, pushing down on a scale right in the middle, instantly stopping the Shrake from thrashing. “Make sure you put more then enough pressure and there! Now, Gogo, hold it against yourself, like so.” Hagrid pushed the fish into her chest, making sure the entire body was supported as the brunette now basically cradled it like a baby.

With his hands on his hips, Hagrid turned back around to the girl still holding the Mackled Malaclaw.

“Did you find the other one yet in there?”

“Uh… yeah.” Bini spoke, lifting her left hand to show an identical lobster.

“Good! Now, I want you all to spot which one is male, and which is female! Don’t get bitten though.”

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