#jingle ask

[asks-n-trolls]

Marcel 👊 jingle

It be a close call, Marcel would be able to paralyze Jingle but depending on the circumstances that lead to that fight Jingles rage would allow him to break put of it and give that twig a run for his money

[sm-baby]

Would you still love your sister if she was a worm Jingle? 😔

kofi🎀|| The Siblings Episode Masterpost🎭

yeah he would

[therealcallmekd]

Now THAT'S Thinkin' In 3D!

HHEHEHEE HAH FLATLAND FANART BE UPON YE

[sir-fluffbutts]

how many weapons can kenny shove down his throat? (wait that sounds wrong-)

imma answer this by how much can kenny shove down his throat cause his wepon (especially his spear) is a different case as its made with a special metal and it can be folded to a size of a small tin can

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first, imma start with the fact that im 100% confident kenny can pull shit like this

so with his figure, he can easily swallow something as big as a baguette (which is around 70cm)

and counting weidth as well, he can store at least 5 of these in his stomach

but he will be looking like this after

[victorie552]

Ok, so Noldolantë, "The Fall of the Noldor" is a lament composed by Maglor about what happened before, during and after First Kinslaying at Alqualondë. It's such a good song that it's played regularly in Aman and Valar listen to it often (I swear, I swear it was in the Silmarillion I just can't find it now).

It's also a more or less common fanon that Maglor continues writing Noldolante through the whole First Age. Makes sense - it's about fall of the Noldor, and Noldor did a lot of falling back then.

Headcannon time: So my first thought was that Noldolante must a long, long, long epic of a song. So it probably has many parts, right? Iliad has 24 books/parts, somehow I think Noldolante would be at least just as long, and there are longer epics. And again, just like Iliad, unless you're a scholar, in the daily life you don't really listen to/read the whole thing, just reread and repeat the most dramatic fragments. What I'm trying to impress upon you all is that the story would have different segments, or chapters, if you will.

And if Maglor continues to write the story during the FA, there would absolutely be a moment in the lament where the OG Noldolante becomes Noldolante 2, and even Noldolante 3. There may be the same musical motif or something, I decided that Maglor IS that good of a bard to keep it all consistent enough so you know it's all the same story, but the style changes a lot - it's been 400 years in the making, let The Music Elf have fun!

So, Point 1: Many, Many Parts, basically Maglor's FA WIP

My second thought was that, while Feanor invented his alphabet, elves learned their history mostly through oral tradition aka songs and spoken stories. Noldolante is definitely a historical record, where a historical event was archived for future generations.

(It was a also a way to deal with grief, guilt and blame Maglor and all Noldor have faced regarding First Kinslaying - free therapy! But that's not what this post is about)

Archived.

My 2.5 thought was that Noldolante isn't just recallings of how pretty and horrified the beach looked during the murdering or how mad and sorrowful the sea was at everyone during the voyage or even how awesome and charismatic Feanor looked during his speeches that every single Noldo was ready to fight Morgoth barehanded in his name - no, this is a record of who killed who, who got killed by whom, and how.

Noldor and Teleri knew each other (were friends, even!) before the First Kinslaying, so I'm confident that after a lot of interviews, detective work, and cross-referencing, Maglor could and would create a very good... name list. Practically every Noldo and Teler present during First Kinslaying would get a stanza in a song, more if he killed someone, most if he killed many people. Killers and killed would show up twice, first in a fragment listing the killers and their victims, then in a part listing the victims and their murderers. Basically it's the same thing twice, but from different POVs. With when, where and how included.

(It was seen to be in bad taste to compare kills during Maglor's Regency, when most of his interview-part work happened. People did it anyway. There were a Saddest Kill, Funniest Kill, and Weirdest Kill discusions. There was a Tier List. These were weird times to be a Feanorian Noldo.)

(It WAS in Bad Taste, but at least people talked about it. I cannot stress enough how much free therapy this lament provided)

(Little did they know, when Teleri started getting reembodied in Aman, they had very similar discussions, but more in a "I can't believe he killed me like THAT" way. Long, long, long after the First Age. Noldolante is a gift that keeps giving)

So, Maglor had all the historical grith and no common shame to create a "We Killed All These People And We Feel Bad About It" banger of a song, and every Noldo had a very personal reason to at least remember the fragments they are in. It's a hit on a scale never seen before.

(I'm not sure how to tackle the issue of Nolofinweans and Arafinweans learning about Noldolante after crossing the Ice. But there were discussions. There was anger, there was "????", there was controversy. Basically, the song got bigger and bigger rep no matter what your opinion on it was. By the time of Mereth Aderthad it was an important cultural and political piece and at least Fingon's forces were included in the main song. It had parodies.)

Point 2: Archive Function/Kill count storage. Cultural phenomen, every Noldo included

This is where my personal nonsense begins: Main Noldolante was done, there was nothing more to say about First Kinslaying, all killings and deaths were well documented.

But the Siege started. And the Noldor kept dying.

It was less dramatic than it sounded - between the big battles the siege was maintained, but orc raids also happened and sometimes one to few Noldor died in skirmishes. The legal procedure was to document the death of a fellow elf and send a word to king Fingolfin. The cultural procedure, technically started by Feranorians but adapted by many more, was to send the name, common characteristics and cause of death to Maglor's Gap. After few months, King Fingolfin would send reinforcements, short condolences and financial compensation if they had family. After few months, family of an elf would also receive a personal lament for them and a place for them in a Noldolante.

Yes, every lament Maglor created in that time was technically part of the Noldolante. Noldolante 1.5, if you will. Laments make in that time were very customized, and simpler than Noldolante Main, but were still considered a part of the same song. Of course, nobody was expected to know and remember laments for every single Noldo, younger Noldor born in Beleriand could even only know fragments about their family members. Only Maglor would ever know Noldolante in full, but it was understood that everyone had their place in The Song.

The results of Great Battles were harder to document, but Maglor did that. Of course, Dagor Bragollach was hard on him personally, but he worked his way through.

(High King Fingon forbade creating laments for his father. There were no songs for Fingolfin. Apart from in Noldolante, of course. Of course. Maglor did not share the lament with anyone, but he sat long hours and many nights with a blank paper before him, looking at the candle flame and thinking of the past and the future. The song unsung, but there)

Nirnaeth was... Maglor was never more hated and more approached at the same time than then. Still, Noldolante grew and grew, as if people knew the end was near.

It was Second Kinslaying that destroyed the myth of Maglor's song. Feanorians didn't know the Sindar they killed, but surely, they couldn't just left their names unmentioned like they did with orcs? So, Noldor talked, but the battle happened in caves - it wasn't uncommon to find dead bodies in empty rooms, with no witnesses to what happened. Surviving Sindar didn't want to share any names, even when Maglor strong-armed some into talking with him, and good for them. Maglor made a big lament anyway. Maglor, wild, with no shame and dead brothers, with legacy crumbling around him. Noldolante, with holes.

After Third Kinslaying, Noldor didn't want to talk. Lament for Sirion didn't have any names. Clearly, songs weren't a way to go anymore, it was always about live witnesses. And so Maglor raised the twins.

Lament for Maedhros was sung repeatedly. There was no one to hear it.

Point 3: Only Maglor knows Noldolante in full. But that doesn't matter, because everyone knows the important part: the Noldolante is finished. The Star of Hope rises in the West and the story goes on. The Fall has ended.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Someone asked why my cat guy was in a bikini, and the answer is: Men and them can wear bikini’s too!

To demonstrate, here’s Lan Wangji and his brunch friend Elle Woods at their weekly summer hangout.

[itsdefinitely]

Your Nibbly brings me life he's so silly

a small nibbly for you. a nibblittle, if you will

[rogdona]

What happened to jingle & jangle :(

I TOTALLY FORGOT AB THEMMMM😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 WILL DEF DRAW EM PROPERLY SOON

[dootznbootz]

My fatal flaw is that I think I could get Penelope and Odysseus to like me. Definitely only pre-war or after he returns but I think I could make them laugh enough where I could be their weird little court jester. I'd play to their humor and their egos

[falconearring]

hello! I made my friend read your comic and I told them about my theory that Lizzie is dead and is a ghost and that’s why only Joel can see her. My friend said that they agreed with my theory and also believed that Lizzie was the cat that Etho sees in the parking garage when Joel is sleeping. Just wondering if this is true, it’s fine if you can’t answer bc spoilers :/

Hey hey! Lizzie is not the cat seen in the mall/parking garage, but the idea is really cute. I felt like doing up some quick drawings of her as a cat, so here she is ^_^

[ashtxeman]

I wouldn't be surprised if I walked into Lakeside Mall and saw Omegamart right next to Toyzone.

[asks-n-trolls]

jingle + dating sim

❤ Dating Sim Tropes ❤

Name: Jingle Their Profession: Pale and Ashen for Hire Relationship advisor? Where they can be found (e.g. park, café, gym etc): At a cute diner with a cute waiter Favourite food type (breakfast, junk food, veggies, etc): Sweet fruit pies and Breakfast foods Favourite alcoholic drink:Cherry Daiquiri Favourite trait (romance, passion, sexuality, talent, flirtation, sentiment, joy): Romance. Where they would go on a date: Picnic in the park Ideal gift: Something homemade How many dates until they go to bed: 5-6

[robo-milky]

Excuse me, allow me to *changes wig and hat* AHEM

To our esteemed cat maid,

I see your infatuation with Rook has been wavering, as of late. It seems those swimming in their own degeneracy aren’t completely unsalvageable. I acknowledge the talent and skill you possess, but they’re all wasted on your idolization of mages and the like. Not that I’d want my image drawn by your hands, of course, I’ve no need for frivolous displays of vanity. …Especially not after those salacious works to come out of you. There’s still time to reflect upon the media you’re consuming and endorsing. It’s not too late to change for the better.

- 🔔🥐

REVERT REVERT REVERT ABORT ABORT ABORT ANON PLEASE GIVE ME ROOK BACK I SWEAR I’M STILL FAITHFUL TO ROOK DON’T DO THIS TO ME ANON- I’M BEGGING YOU- DO NOT LEAVE ME LIKE THIS-

[satans-knitwear]

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[1000feetunder]

The soft chime of bells grows closer, filling the room where Cali currently is as the door slides open.

In comes skipping a jester, black and white striped two-tipped hat bouncing off his shoulders and a ribbon of the same colors wrapped around his waist and trailing behind him.

As soon as he notices Cali, the eyes of his smiling mask land on them and he waves, approaching them.

"Yooo another human sick, me empazaba a aburrir, name's Jingles! What's your name?"

-🎭( @ribbons-n-bells )

Cali had been poking around the halls.

The chime of bells had caught them off guard, and as soon as the door opened behind them their hand was already around the flash beacon in their bag.

They turn to the door, ready to defend themself if needed, but what they see is not what they expected.

They stand up straight, eyebrow cocked.

" You can call me CA....'Jingles'. And . . . why are you dressed as a jester? "

[rocketbirdie]

How does Tifa feel about Cloud's changes? (Zack's too I guess but she only met Zack on the worst day of her life so...) Her and Cloud weren't exactly close before things went tits up but she did know him a bit better than most of Nebelheim barring his mom. I think it would be way more complicated than canon. He went from an almost pitiful antisocial to a scary one. Canon Cloud became a little intimidating, more just awkward and a bit cold, but not scary like this one. And yet, he seems to have found someone he cares more about than she's EVER seen before. (Again, barring mama Strife.)

His quiet awkwardness was kind of charming back when they were kids, but that's the innocence of childhood for ya... Nowadays his silence is disturbing. She still nurses an old crush on Cloud, still sees him as the boy next door, still wants him to be okay. She's less scared of Cloud himself, and more afraid of Zack's influence on Cloud.

Tifa's only memories of Zack are some of the worst memories of her life, and Cloud's scary behavior and poor health only serve to strengthen that association. Without the badly needed context of the hell they've endured, to her, it just looks like Zack took him under the wing when he "joined SOLDIER"... and that Cloud's condition is a direct result of Zack's "relationship" with him.

But Tifa keeps that all to herself of course. She'll get Cloud out of this somehow. She can protect him, she just needs a little more time to think, she tells herself...