#jimmy parker

[dream-beyond-the-fantasy]

Prompt-oween Day 5

@occreatorexchange

Prompt: “I bought toilet paper and eggs! Those assholes aren't home. Let’s go!” “I’m pretty sure this is grounds for an annulment.”

Fandom: The Karate Kid/Cobra Kai

Characters: Jimmy, Jenny Parker

Rating: G

Word Count: 456

Note(s): Set in the universe of my fic, Never Knew. Jenny is technically canon, but thus far, is an unseen/unheard character that has no personality in the one episode she is mentioned in. I came up with her personality and faceclaim for my story.

It was Jimmy and Jenny’s first Halloween as a married couple.  They were happy in their new home.  The only problem was some of their neighbors: an uptight elderly couple who were constantly on power trips.

Donald and Marjorie Blanchard were in charge of the Home Owner’s Association.  They constantly made their neighbors’ lives hell.  Their latest crime was attempting to ban trick-or-treating.

“I can’t believe this!” Jimmy exclaims, reading the latest HOA newsletter.

“I know.  It’s supposed to be a good, safe neighborhood for kids,” Jenny says.  “That’s why we chose it, for our future family.”

“What kind of people hate kids so much that they’ll force them out of the neighborhood?  I swear, the HOA rules weren’t this strict when we first looked at the house,” Jimmy replies.

***

Jenny comes inside from weeding in her garden.  The Blanchard-run HOA complained and threatened fines because of the weeds.  It’s not Jenny’s fault that the school kept her busy this past week.

Jenny walks into the kitchen to wash the dirt off her hands and arms.  She hears the front door open and slam shut.

“Jenn?”

“Kitchen,” she calls to her husband.

Jimmy rushes in, carrying shopping bags.  He has a wild look in his blue eyes.  “I bought toilet paper and eggs! Those assholes aren't home. Let’s go!”

Jenny blinks.  He can’t seriously be planning on what he was implying.  It has to be a joke.  She folds her arms, smirking.  “I’m pretty sure this is grounds for an annulment.”

Jimmy sets the bags down on the white countertop.  He stares at her, confused.  “On what grounds?  We were both single, unmarried and over the age of eighteen.  I didn’t trick or manipulate you into anything.  And we were both of sound mind when we entered into it.  We’ve also consummated over marriage several times.”

Jenny laughs, which confuses her husband even more.  She walks over to him, putting her arms around him.  Jenny kisses his forehead.  “See, I knew that would snap you out of it.  Darling, have you been drinking?  Perhaps, in the company of Johnny, Tommy, or Dutch?”

“Yeah,” he admits.

“And was Bobby there?”

Jimmy shakes his head.

Jenny nods.  “I thought that might be the case.  Sweetheart, you’re a lawyer.  Don’t go committing acts of vandalism, despite how much Donald and Marjorie deserve it.  You’re not a delinquent or a degenerate.  Why don’t we get some of the other neighbors together and talk?  I’m sure we’re not the only ones upset about the trick-or-treating ban.  Or the other petty complaints and targeting by Donald and Marjorie.  And I’m sure that you, my handsome lawyer, can find a legal way to stop them.”

Jenny closes her argument by kissing him deeply.

[randofanficrecs]

All translations are done via google translate and are placed in {} brackets.

Today's random fic is from the Tuff Turf fandom. 傻白甜的恋爱故事 {silly love story} by xiaosinian.

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Category: M/M Fandoms: Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Tuff Turf Relationship: Jeff Spicoli/Jimmy Parker Characters: Jeff Spicoli, Jimmy Parker Language: 中文-普通话 國語 {Chinese-Mandarin Mandarin} Words: 2,676 Chapters: 1/1

No summery available

[calciumdeficientt]

waiter waiter! more stupidity!

[cyanityy]

Bully sketch dump 3 + crops

I'm flying out so since I can't take my tablet with me I'm releasing all my captive sketches into the wild *magic hand gesturing*

(Thanks to @/bidisaster-peanut-romano for instigating Tad & Parker besties hc with me. I sob every time)

[thieves-never-say-die]

There are a lot of bad parental figures to go around in Leverage, but I want to know who you consider The Worst

This could be the person you think was objectively the worst one at parenting, or the one you have the most fun tearing apart, or the one you just can’t stop thinking of because they sucked

(please put your reasoning in the notes I'm curious(

[lanphobic]

Bored and waiting for my hgs to pick me up to hangout so here's some bully memes ‼️

[stealingyourbones]

Peter Parker dimension travels to Metropolis. Not MCU Peter, but 616 late 20s Peter Parker who can forge his identity and works for Lex Corp, initially not realizing it’s a bad company, but when he does he continues working for them to slowly yet surely make plans to expose and dismantle the company.

[cheatingtime]

got a few requests for preppies + for charas as cats... meow

[coolburgerphone]

Me after saving a picture of my favourite white boy to the white boy of the month collection:

[jetslay]

Lois & Clark double dates.

[moonrocket3]

ayo who yall main 🗣️🗣️

(also sorry for no butters, i couldn’t fit him 💀 we’ll just pretend like he’s a secret character that you have to unlock or smthn)

[dream-beyond-the-fantasy]

Prompt-oween Day 4

@occreatorexchange

Another day-late fic for this challenge.

Prompt: “No reaction in the haunted house, but this you shit your pants over?”

Fandom: The Karate Kid/Cobra Kai

Characters: Jimmy, Alyssa Morgan-Parker (OC), Jordan Parker (OC)

Rating: T

Word Count: 1160

Summary: Jimmy finds something scary.

Note: This is a midquel to Never Knew, set during Season 3 of Cobra Kai.

The Parkers love the month of October and Halloween in particular.  While Jenny took Jesse and Jayden to a Trunk or Treat at Bobby’s church and then to Knott’s Spooky Farm, Jimmy took the twins and Alyssa to Universal Halloween Horror Nights.

He knew his daughter liked scary movies, but it shocked him that she’d never been to a haunted house attraction.

Jimmy thought it wasn’t as scary as in previous years.  Most of the mazes and scare zones didn’t affect him.  But at least the kids had a good time.

Once they were home, Jimmy remembers that the trash still needed to be to be taken out.  He starts with the main bathroom on the first floor.  He picks up the wastebasket when he notices a box.  He sets the wastebasket on the granite sink countertop.

Jimmy has seen that box and similar ones before.  Several times.  He probably bought about half of them over the years.

But the feeling of hope associated with buying or seeing those boxes isn’t there.  Not with this one.  Because he knows there is no way that Jenn is pregnant.  Even if she thought there was a possibility, his wife would have told him.

No, there is only one person in this house it could belong to.  And that is why he is feeling dread right now.

“Alyssa!”

As he waits for his daughter to come downstairs, Jimmy picks up the box.  It was open, but the test had been thrown back inside the box.  Anxiety courses through him.  He shakes the test out of the box onto the countertop.  Jimmy pulls off two sheets of toilet paper from the roll, using them to turn the test over.  There is an unmistakable blue plus sign.

“Fuck.�� Jimmy feels a pounding headache coming on.  He starts massaging his temples.  “Alyssa, get down here!  Now!”

He hears rapid footsteps on the stairs.  Then she peeks inside the bathroom.

“There you are.  I heard you the first time.  What’s wrong?”

Jimmy turns to her.  Looking upon the fifteen-year-old girl now was even more of a gut punch than when he found out about her.  He tries to keep the anger, fear, and disappointment out of his voice and off his face.  It’s a struggle.  “Do you have something you want to tell me?”

Alyssa frowns, shaking her head.

That makes Jimmy feel worse, and angrier, to be honest.  It’s one thing to feel like she can’t tell him something, another to lie to his face.  He thought they had worked through this.  Jimmy gestures to test.

Alyssa looks at the countertop.  “No reaction in the haunted house, but this you shit your pants over?”

Jimmy curls his hands into fists.  He really doesn’t want to lose his temper, but this daughter of his is really pushing the limits.  He takes a deep breath, counting to three.  “Alyssa, you better watch your tone and language right now,” Jimmy warns.  “I’m trying to be really calm right now.  Can you start explaining yourself?”

Alyssa falters.  “Look, Dad, I’m sorry I forgot to get the trash.  It won’t happen again, I promise.  But I think you’re overreacting.”

“Overreacting?!”

“Yes!  Just chill out.  I’ll take out the trash right now.”  Alyssa strides into the room, snatches up the wastebasket, and starts to pick up what she thought had fallen out.  She reaches for the test and box but stops when recognition kicks in.  “Is that a pregnancy test?”

Jimmy pinches the bridge of his nose, feeling tired and so much older than he had hours before.  “Sweetheart, can we just stop with this charade?  I’m not going yell at you or shut you out.  But I’m not gonna lie, I am disappointed.  We need to talk about this.”

Alyssa stumbles backward as if she had been slapped.  Her jaw drops, realizing why he called her downstairs.  “Y-you think it’s mine?”

Jimmy gives her a patronizing look.  “Alyssa, I know it doesn’t belong to Jenn because she’s perimenopausal.  Even if it were a possibility, we would have already talked about it because of her earlier fertility problems.”

Alyssa feels a surge of sympathy and concern for her stepmother.  But it’s not enough to dispel her frustration with her father.  “Oh, I get it.  Because I’m the only girl in the house, it’s automatically mine by default.”

Jimmy sighs.

Alyssa’s left hand starts moving to her right arm.  It’s a reflex.  She’s emotional.  She fights back against that voice, the one that wants, no, needs that pain to deal.  Instead, she balls her fists.  “Dad, I am telling you that it’s not mine.  I’m asking you to believe me.  You wanted me to be more open with you.  That’s what I’m doing.  I’ve never had sex or done anything that would even lead to it.  I know I’m not ready.  That’s one of the reasons I went to you and Jenny about going on birth control.  So I would be protected when I am ready.  And I have been taking the pill regularly.”

Jimmy studies his daughter’s face.  She’s crying those angry, silent tears.  That she wanted to scratch her arm moments ago didn’t escape his notice.  He wants to believe her.  He clasps his hands.  “Okay, let’s say I do believe you.  What other explanation is there?”

Alyssa rakes a hand through her hair.  “Oh, I don’t know.  You’ve got two sexually active teenage boys under your roof too.  One straight, one bi.  Maybe ask them if they’ve had any girls over lately.”

“Hey, Dad, where do we keep the batteries?  My TV remote stopped working.”

Jimmy and Alyssa turn to see Jordan in the hallway.  They glance at each other, Alyssa raising her eyebrow at her dad.

Jimmy beckons to his son.  “Forget the batteries for a minute.  I’ve got a question for you.”

Jordan shrugs, confused, but still enters the room.

Jimmy picks up the test, again holding it with the toilet paper.  “Does this mean anything to you?”

Jordan goes pale, blue eyes wide.  He’s frozen midstep, like a deer in headlights.  Jimmy has his answer.

“Told you,” Alyssa tells her father.  Before either he or Jordan has a chance to respond, she punches her brother in the solar plexus.  “You both owe me an apology,” Alyssa announces as she storms out of the bathroom.

Jordan folds in on himself, groaning from the pain.  Jimmy grips his oldest son by the boy’s upper arm, holding him up.  He guides him over to the toilet, flipping the lid down.  “Sit.  You and I are going to have a long talk and you will answer every question that I or your mother have.  And yes, we’re telling her.”

Jordan sits.   Looking up at his dad, he asks about Alyssa.

Jimmy crosses his arms.  “I don’t condone her action, but I think she’s got a pass this time.  You’re also taking her chores for the week, including taking out the trash.”

[spider-man-sass]

In which Mysterio informs Spider-Man that he's "pivoting to music"

The Amazing Spider-Man (2022) #6

Mysterio has made a critically-acclaimed biopic and his music is in the mainstream. Why doesn't this goober go legitimate? 👀

[foolnamedjoey]

The Chosen One /derogatory

[n-bullseye]

Peter is weirdly fitting for Jimmy

[gordisaquaberrymodel]

I'm not good at photoshop, but I decided to do this :D

Inspired by @nllick’s post ^^