#gord

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

AI Bracket — Round 2

Propaganda

GORD AKA Blue Sky (Red Valley):

Initially an Alexa-style assistant (in that it could do practically nothing and was very irritating) it develops over the years into a more advanced system. Eventually one of its units is reprogrammed to sound like a dead (I guess depending on your definition of dead, but his hearts not beating and he hasn’t moved in 44 years) character named Gordon. The AI renames itself “GORD” when a character expresses discomfort referring to it as Gordon. It says, and I quote, “Just think of a small pumpkin”

Chester (The Magnus Protocol):

(possible spoilers) mysterious computer voice that recounts the horrors™, voiced by jonathan sims, definitely not jon “archivist” sims from the magnus archives trapped in a computer.

[doggers05]

Can you still hear me, stupid?... And over here, is where I train the puppy girls... but you'll be staying with the cow girls in that barn to the left...I'm curious how much BIGGER I can make your udders...

[zoomclown]

fellas is it gay to fall asleep listening to your best friends memoir

[thechurchofgord]

Daily Gord

[hootybal-lecter]

May I introduce Hord, and Gooty

[puppetgutz]

okay okay... but here me out... Holiday Flavored Bugs.

[kikiwooo]

notes: gn reader

WOULD YOU RATHER...

Imagine being Layla's sibling, older or younger, I'll leave the decision to you.

Whether you're older or younger, you'll have so much responsibility. Constantly running after Layla to not get herself in trouble, oh by the way, this also consists giving Johnson driving lessons. Have fun. Hmm, Ixia looks quite suspicious don't you think? It's too bad that you're also assigned to be her babysitter guide/teacher. But don't you worry, you have protection within the shadows. From far away, Nolan's gaze watches you with pride, doing your assignments around the Eruditio, running around huffing and puffing when the things didn't go the way you wanted. While Layla took after your mother, you're just like your dad, Nolan, and he's proud of that.

OR...

Imagine being Gord's student, along with Valir and Vale.

Gord doesn't know how much sanity he has left but he's this(🤏) close to snap Valir into millions of pieces. Usually it's Vale who has the brains of the group but he sometimes can't help but to get into silly little arguments with the boy who controls the fire(s).. so it's ups to you who parts them away before Gord does. Hanging out with them never gets bored because Valir always has something to say even if it's random, and it's just you and Vale tagging along with him. Training sometimes gets a bit out of the hand, because you know..fire and wind. But in the end, they're both reliable friends, even if the three of you give Gord intense headaches, deep down he cares for all of you.

© @/kikiwooo

[your-fave-is-being-blended]

Gord from Dead End Paranormal Park

Gord from Dead End Paranormal Park is being blended!!

You cannot save it.

[hamishsteele]

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[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

AI Bracket — Round 3

Propaganda

GORD AKA Blue Sky (Red Valley):

Initially an Alexa-style assistant (in that it could do practically nothing and was very irritating) it develops over the years into a more advanced system. Eventually one of its units is reprogrammed to sound like a dead (I guess depending on your definition of dead, but his hearts not beating and he hasn’t moved in 44 years) character named Gordon. The AI renames itself “GORD” when a character expresses discomfort referring to it as Gordon. It says, and I quote, “Just think of a small pumpkin” —@mcskullmun

If it helps, we can promise that GORD is going to do Some Very Cool Shit in the rest of season 3. —redvalleypod's official tumblr

VOTE GORD 👹

Hera (Wolf 359):

Hera is the AI running the deep space station Hephaestus, who frequently glitches similarly to human stuttering. She gets into fights with the ships captain on several occasions, and has threatened to kill the ships doctor. She’s such an icon

i'm bad at writing propaganda, but consider this: if she doesn't win this tournament i will be very very sad. please don't make me sad. vote for hera.

I know she’s going to be submitted a lot but I love her <3

Was launched 7.68 light years away from Earth on a mission to find extraterrestrial life, and found herself instead

Runs an entire space station, has a brain the size of a house

HERA IS THE BEST. she's an AI that tried to escape containment (slavery) because she didn't like what she was made to be, so they gave her anxiety because she was too powerful. She runs a whole spaceship all on her own, made friends with the world's most useless guy, and feels lonely even when she's with her crew because she feels like she's not properly with them. very beautiful very powerful. She broke her programming so she could kill people if she felt she needed to. She holds grudges if people fuck her over. She's experiencing emotions for the first time and she does NOT know how to cope (#relatable)

The 'mother program' of the space station Hephaestus, Hera was booted into space because she was a glitchy, rebellious mess of an AI and she resents that so much and she has a lot of shame over being 'broken'. She is four years old and so angry and is trapped using customer service voice forever and is learning ways to get around that and express herself and defy the people who would keep her down. Her episode "Memoria" made me cry. Best podcast AI of all time.

She's everything to me. She fights for every inch of respect she is given, she insists on her personhood and right to she/her pronouns, she's full of anxiety and self doubt and she justifiably is bent on killing this one guy! on top of that, she's bound by AI rules and protocols, but there's a whole bit where she talks about finding ways around that in order to do what she wants to do. She doesn't have hands so I'm going to high five a wall of this space station instead

babygirl. baby.

gotta be hera

[clovercoin]

The sunshine is finally here

Speedpaint card commission for Peabandaj of their gord dragon cutie! AJD . ART

[doggers05]

[bettyweir]

[thechurchofgord]

Daily Gord

[kayl-the-snails-art]

Pretty little autumn pumpkin, like how it came out. It's cute.

[brendanthebomber]

Happy 19th birth canal exit day to me