#jiminey cricket

[capturingdisney]

[nerdyenby]

Tango is Skizz’s lil jiminey cricket????? Iconic, especially considering he’s not in Skizz’s episode that much, it’s even more startling that way

[ratgraphic]

Jimminy Crickets! (Watercolour & ink)

[gokupowers]

the homestuck kids react to your pregnancy

john: wowie zowie! (doesnt pay child support)

jade: (sniffs your neck, nuzzles u) i know. i could smell the fertility. :)

dave: woah. does that mean your tits get bigger? POGGERS (fist pump)

rose: Aw honey, its what we always wanted, an abortion! <3

jake: jiminey crickets! im quite virile huh? (dies gruesomely like a hamster)

jane: ok (doesnt pay child support)

dirk: idgaf (beheads himself)

roxy: (performs a c section on you)

[leaentries]

Girl I come back and you’re now a Matt Rempe girlie?

Welcome to the dark side!

We’ve got plenty of penalties over here

the entire reason i finally caved was because i saw the video of him using “jiminey crickets” unironically

like i want to bake him muffins and clean his room??? idk girl, the urges are weird

[the-observer-squip]

HOW ARE YOU.

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TODAY

OB SERVE R

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Tired. But since my host is under the weather, I've been letting her entertain me with... hold on, let me check my notes... with the absurdly large knowledge she has of mythology. I enjoy the classics as much as the next guy, but she has a sore throat and I keep having to tell her to not yap so much.

And she completely ignores me and keeps yapping between sips of water. If you don't have a host, I hope you don't wind up with one like mine. Love her, but jiminey cricket..

[056-hades]

Mama! Someone is trying to make you look bad!

They're saying that you're a monster but you're not

- (kid) @a-squip-named-squippy

>A mon- ohhh, jiminey cricket...

>It's okay, Squippy. I'm not a monster like them. I would never hurt you. Or any SQUIP!

[pulpsandcomics2]

Jiminey Cricket underwater

[disney-is-mylife]

I 1000% expect this poll to get barely ANY votes lmao, but who knows? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

For a little frame of reference, I'll include a list of the sequences from Make Mine Music onward, so that way those familiar with the sequences can still vote, if they wish ^^"

Make Mine Music:

The Martins and the Coys

Blue Bayou

All the Cats Join In

Without You

Casey at the Bat

Two Silhouettes

Peter and the Wolf

After You've Gone

Johnnie Fedora and Alice Bluebonnet

The Whale Who Wanted to Sing at the Met

Fun and Fancy Free:

Bongo (narrated by Dinah Shore in original; narrated by Jiminey Cricket in the VHS standalone short)

Mickey and the Beanstalk (narrated by Edgar Bergen and his puppets, Charlie McCarthy and Mortimer Snerd, in original; narrated by Professor Ludwig VonDrake in VHS standalone short)

Melody Time:

Once Upon a Wintertime

Bumble Boogie

The Legend of Johnny Appleseed

Little Toot

Trees

Blame It On the Samba

Pecos Bill

The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad

The Wind in the Willows

The Legend of Sleepy Hollow (aka, the Headless Horseman)

[zoology]

Crickets can leap up to—as far as two feet, and they also have two feet. Crickets have more protein than beef or salmon. (x)

[coffeecat1983]

Sneak Peek

Coming up in Wreck-It Ralph/Mario Bros: What I Would Do for You:

"Jumpin' Jiminey Crickets." Felix breathed as he looked around at all the activity. "So many people..." His shoulders slumped. "How does anyone find anything here?"

Someone nearby overheard him and hurried over. "'scuse me, friend, I couldn't help overhearin' you need some help." He was tall, with green skin, dressed in a purple turtle neck and a black coat. A matching purple cap sat neatly on his head. "Name's Spamley, J.P. Spamley, and I might be able to help ya." "Fix-It Felix, Jr, sir." Felix held out his hand and Spamley shook it. "You're new to the internet, huh? What brings ya by?" Felix blushed slightly. "I'm hoping to find something real special, a gift for…well for my boyfriend." Spamley sighed wistfully. "Ah, love, nothin' like it. But hey we won't get anywhere standin' here. I can help you out, just tap this." he held up the sign he had been keeping in his left hand. It read 'KnowsMore searches, for when you need to know more!'

Stay tuned....

[capturingdisney]

[katiefratie]

Into the water with ye cinnamon with he voice of Jiminey Cricket but legally distinct! SOFIE BIKES HAIRCUT????

[thealmightyemprex]

Voyage Through the Disney Canon :1937-1949 ranking

These are the first 11 Disney animated films ,ranked from my least favorite to most favorite

11.Fun and Fancy Free -Ah Fun and Fancy Free,the favorite Disney film of nobody ,at least from what I have seen .I have never seen any one talk about this one positively and yeah I'm not gonna praise it either,this film is rather messy .I really dont like the first segment about Bongo the Bear,I actually think it is dreadful (THough Dinah Shore does some good narration ),Jiminey Cricket is a bit grating here ,and I like Edgar Bergen in general but wow is the wraparound segment with him unsettling especially if you dont know who he is .The Mickey and the Beanstalk segment is good but not to noteworthy aside from Bill Gilbert delivering a enjoyable performance as the giant and there is a scene where Donald becomes murderously insane ,thats fun

10.Saludos Amigos -This movie isnt bad,its just....Barely a film .Its only a bit over 40 minutes ,it feels more like EDutainment talking about South America .It fine for what it is and hey it gave us Jose Carioca

9.Melody Time -Its fine .I like the Blame it on the Samba segment and the Johnny Appleseed segment is sweet and definately the best part of the film,gets me misty eyed ,but every other segment is just.....OK to me

8.Three Caballeros -The much better companion film to Saludos Amigos,this film is weird and energetic ansd just fun,with the titular song being a highlight .

7.Dumbo:So of the 5 Capital C Classics(The first 5 films Disney made which are Snow White,Pinocchio,Fantasia ,Dumbo and Bambi ),I didnt know which ones would rank where.....But knew of the 5 Dumbo would be the lowest,which I feel bad about cuase...I really like Dumbo ,its a very nostalgic childhood favorite :Pink Elephants is a great sequence,the Baby Mine song brings a tear to my eye .heck the songs in general are good,Dumbo is a lovable protagonist and I love the performance of Edward Brophy as Timothy the mouse ,I think he is an underrated sidekick.It has a MAJOR problem with it and yes it is the racism ,like wow,not just the crow scene but the song "Happy Hearted Roustabouts" which is just...Yikes .However theres another reason it is not higher becuase it does its job too well.It was made to be a short simple movie,and it suceeds in being that ,but as such the other films I find more interesting .However let it be known I have a soft spot for Dumbo

6.Make Mine Music -This ia an underrated gem.I personally dont dig the more abstract segments but theres a lot of fun music and animation and I think the final segment the Whale That Wanted To Sing at the Met is a masterpiece with for me,the saddest moment in the Walt era

5.Fantasia -FAntasia is a movie I admire more then I like .Most of what I love is in the second half,I adore the Dance of the Hours and the Pastorial Sympathy and of course Night on Bald Mountain is MAGNIFICENT ,butwith the exception of the delightful Sorcerers Apprentice,the first half drags for me .I do like the movie ,finding it very artistically pleasing but I cant say its one of my personal favorite Disney films but can totally see why it is a favorite for many

4.Bambi -This is a contender for the best looking film of the Walt era,gorgeous backgrounds ,great character animation and its more of a vibe then a story .Its not for everyone....But Bambi is awesome to me,its kind of neat just watching this deer live his life .ITs really cute (Especially the stuff with Thumper the rabbit ),its gorgeous and has some solid emotional moments .I dont like the soundtrack but the rest of the film I really enjoy .

3.The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr Toad -This is my favorite of the wartime/post war animated films cause its one I watched a bunch as a kid .No9w truthfully the first segment covering Wind In the Willows is just good.I like the performances of Eric Blore as Mr Toad and J PAt O Malley as Cyril ,theres some funny moments,Basil Rathbone is a good narrator ,but I prefer other takes on Wind in the Willows and I dont like how minimized Ratty and Mole are .....The second segment is a masterpiece,with great character animation,comedy,wonderful narration by Bing Crosby who also sings the banger that is the Headless Horseman song and yeah the Headless Horseman himself is a wonderfully scary villain with the chase scene between him and Ichabod Crane being one hell of a climax.

2.Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs -This film the more I see it the more I love it .Its funny cause I used to not like this movie but now I have fallen for its simplistic charm.It feels like no other Disney film ,like it is so unpolished cause they are trying to figure out how to make a feature and I finsd it endearing .Snow White is a character I do care about,the Queen is a simple yet imposing villain and By god when she becomes the Witch she is reallly creepy and rightfully has been nightmare fuel for many a child over the generations (Props to the voice work of Lucille LaVerne ).The scene stealers really are the Dwarfs ,especially Grumpy and Dopey who are played an animated well.Bit of a comfort movie for me ,so had to place it a bit high

1.Pinocchio-This is one of my favorite animated films of all time .It is sweet ,it is dramtic , and it can be really intense .The songs are all great (No Strings On Me might be my favorite ) .The character animation is great (I particularly love Bill Tytlas animation of Stromboli ) ,the climax is just a marvel of animation (Monstro the Whale is one hell of a feat of animation ),Pinocchio is a likeable protagonist,Honest John is a hilarious comedic villain who stands in contrast to the more terrifying villainay of Stromboli and the Coachman ,and Jiminy Cricket ,Geppetto,and Figaro are just lovable.I love lovve love love love love love this movie .

@ariel-seagull-wings @makingboneboy @amalthea9 @the-blue-fairie @theancientvaleofsoulmaking @themousefromfantasyland @filmcityworld1 @princesssarisa

[daccordaugust]

Announcers missing Matt Rempe too. Jiminey Cricket get him back out there!

[prince-jelli-fish]

watched Pinocchio (1940) for the first time since I was a really young kid and here's some of the most important things about this film

Jiminey Cricket sucks as a conscience and is constantly abandoning Pinocchio

Jiminey is also extremely horny and flirts with multiple fish, wooden dolls, and the blue fairy

Pinocchio is like mentally 5 years old and since the cricket did such a piss poor job of explaining morality to this literal child there's no way he can be held accountable for being kidnapped twice

Pinocchio's nose grows in exactly one scene even though that's the entire point of Pinocchio

They do not save any of the other boys who were turned into donkeys, they are sold into slavery and that's that

Monstro the whale has human teeth which is terrifyingly upsetting

All in all it's a wild movie but everyone should watch it just so you can see Geppetto light a match using his ass then immediately pull a gun out from under his pillow