#jimbats

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Bruce and Jim being soooo normal about Jim's birthday... I am once again begging these two to just jack each other off in an alley already they're not getting any younger

from Batman #587 (2001)

[tauremornalome]

"gordon figures out bruce wayne is batman" been there, done that. a classic

"gordon figures out matches malone is batman" fresh. comedic potential off the charts

"gordon figures out bruce wayne is matches malone" please this would be so fucking funny

[crumbthethrowable]

So I feel like everyone’s talking about the riddler being in love with Batman but can we talk about whatever the fuck Gordon and Batman had going on in this movie?????

[spocks-husband]

See, the thing about Bruce and Jim Gordon is that the two of them don't really have any serious attraction to each other, but they have absolutely NO issue overtly flirting with each other for the sole reason of infuriating Barbara. Because she HATES it.

[seraph-chim]

jimbats for cife (@toytanks) (great awesome friend) (<3) (mwahmwahmwahmwahmwah) (<3)

[tired-toasty]

Maybe the batman can get flustered.....

[carriecarriecatgirl]

jimbats is secretly a polycule n their third is gotham

[bat-ofgotham]

leans on batsignal. hey baby.....we could drive u......batty slips.on a coharette butt and falls of.the roof ofnthe gcpd bylding

[deechristian]

[kiachn]

Despite being a superbat truther, batman x jim gordon doesn’t get talked about enough. it’s so good

[skywalkingobi]

So I did a thing. Go check it out BatGordons, I know y'all are starving for content.

[haithhegimp]

Reading Officer Down (1)

Batman (1940) #587 , Batgirl (2000) #12 , Robin (1993) #86

UGH ok so this was SUPPOSED to just be a continuation of my reading through batgirl thing (1) (2) but APPARENTLY issue #12 was a fucking tie in crossover whatever the hell so im reading through it, but its way longer than i expected so ill make a second part with the birds of prey, catwoman, nightwing, and detective comics issues. i had to look this shit up on dc fucking database to know what to read, fuck comics (i say while diving headfirst into comics repeatedly)

[Batman (1940) #587]

oh. my. GOOODDDD. FUCKING HELLL AHUTHIGJKH COMMBAT IS DRIVING ME INSANE MY FUCKING GOD. WHYYY IS COMMBAT JIMBRUCE JIMBATS WHATEVER THE FUCK SUCH A RAIRPAIR WHEN THEY DO THIS SHIT CONSTANTLY. LITERALLY ASKING HIM ON A COFFEE DATE SHUT UPPP THEYRE SO FUCKING GAY

jesus FUCKING christ.

YOOO BERTINELLI MENTION!!! I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THEM (yet!!!!) EXPECT THAT THATS HELENA'S LAST NAME BUT YOOOOO!!!

jesus FUCKING CHRIST. THEYRE SO FUCKING GAY HE'S SO FUCKING GAY FOR JIM ITS UNREALLL. BRUCE WAYNE YOU HAVE NOT ESCAPED THE BATFAM REDHEAD LOVE INTEREST CURSE GO MAKE OUT WITH HIM FOR FUCKS SAKEEEE

[Batgirl (2000) #12]

at first i mistook her antennae? horns? ears? bat thingies? as rainfall and was like "WHAT WHY IS SHE BALD WHAT THE FUCK"

gooodddd i fucking ADORE the art and colours in batgirl theyre so hsiuhfhgrrgrhashrh

YOOOO NAME?? NAME?????????

she looks like such a loser such a wet little sewer rat creacher i fucking love her i want to dunk her underwater and watch her eat crackers and cheese and also marry her cassandra cain you are so so so much to me

she sounds so fucking feral i love it. fucking hunt, never change cass. never ever change.

SHE'S LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST EVER CASS I FUCKING LOVE YOUUHHHFHG

[Robin (1993) #86]

i might be reading into this too much but oooiieee cass paralels?

i know that some artists designs of her are without glasses but it never fails to jumpscare me. babsra gordon you are visionless in my heart <3

yeahhhh im gonna be real i hate this artstyle. i do Not like it at all. i miss you batgirl art i miss you. hell i miss you batman art.

:((((((

WAIT WAIT WAIT

THAT'S RENEE MONTOYA!?!?

oh my god this is the worst possible (probably not there exists worse im sure) artstyle i couldve met you in im so sorry this was our first encounter. i will love you infinitely more when you are drawn less egregiously

who the fuck is the red guy.

no seriously who the fuck is he--

PAULIE!?!??!?!?!?

this was the worst possible artstyle (AND DESIGN WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY EYE CANDY AZRAEL) that we could have reunited in. im so sorry i love you paulie my dear darling loser nerd i adore you but i am shunning whatever the fuck this version of you is supposed to be.

To Be Continued.... in a Reblog Soon!

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

in honor of unburied season 2 coming out today (lmao) you got any expectations or predictions ? or just dread?

wow I fully forgot that was today, here's a prediction bingo I slapped together in five minutes after I read this ask

my handwriting is mmm a little rough, to say the least, so here's a clean copy

row one:

Morena Baccarin's character is actually Talia

the final scene is some homoerotic Bruharvey shit

zero resolution re: Flass stabbing Jim Gordon

flashback to Harvey's abusive dad

zero acknowledgment of anything that happened in Secrets in the Dark (other than Flass being dead)

row two:

No Man's Land but someone is trying to make it happen on purpose

the Riddler's absence is somehow explained

recast Thomas Wayne (RIP Lance Reddick)

some manner of allusion to any iteration of Robin

Bruce attends a ✨gala✨ or other big fancy rich guy party

row three:

yet another three villain nesting doll

a little something for the Jimbats perverts (me)

Court of Owls free space

Babs and Jim fight about her vigilante behavior

Morena Baccarin's character is actually Selina

row four:

the Maronis and the Falcones are present

literally any scraps of Ace please for the love of god I miss him

an important politician gets murdered

the original music kind of fucks actually

shout out to an extremely minor D-list villain

row five:

Gordon already knows about Barbara's vigilante shit and he's proud of her

League of Assassins/Shadows

Riddler absence is never addressed or explained (kill yourself)

Alan Ruck's character dies

Barbara is dramatically disabled in an earthquake

I don't know when I'll get around to listening (it won't be today!!) but I will be playing along on my little bingo sheet with stickers

[icedgarlic]

yall hyped up amnesia batjokes so much i was expecting some ultra yaoi star crossed lovers type shit but ended up in midland with jimbats

[bunnightwing]

i'm seconds away from starting to write jimbat fanfic

[tired-toasty]

Jim only puts the signal out some days to get a smooch in